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[ CAR ALARM CHIRPS ]
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I CAN'T BELIEVE
HE WANTS TO GIVE MY MOM
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HIS LATE WIFE'S
WEDDING RING!
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DO YOU THINK
HE TOOK THE RING OFF
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BEFORE
OR AFTER SHE DIED?
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[ Groaning ] AW!
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I DON'T CARE
WHEN HE TOOK IT OFF.
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I'M GLAD HE LOST IT.
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I THINK
IT'S A GREAT IDEA.
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IT IS NOT.
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DANNY!
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Shh!
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YOU KNOW HOW BIG
YOUR MAMA'S EARS AND HEAD IS.
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SHE'LL HEAR THAT,
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AND IT WILL BE
IN HER MEMORY FOREVER.
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Shh!
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I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE
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THAT HE IS LOOKING
FOR HIS DEAD WIFE'S RING.
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YES, HE IS.
AND I WOULD BE, TOO.
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SAM...
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WHAT?
DON'T PRETEND LIKE
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YOU WOULDN'T BE LOOKING
FOR THAT RING, TOO, FLOYD.
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[ SCOFFS ] I WOULD NOT.
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[ SCOFFS ]
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YOU KNOW ‐‐ YOU KNOW YOU'D BE
LOOKING FOR THAT RING,
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SAVE A FEW BUCKS
JUST BY A LITTLE RECYCLING.
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NOW, SEE,
YOU DON'T REALLY KNOW ‐‐ WHAT?
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YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT,
YOU'RE RIGHT.
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YOU SEE?
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[ BUZZING ]
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OOH!
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[ BUZZING CONTINUES ]
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[ BABBLES ]
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IS HE DYING?
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VIBRATE. [ CHUCKLES ]
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LOVE THIS PHONE.
[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]
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[ English accent ] CHELLO?
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WELL, I HOPE
HE NEVER FINDS IT.
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FINDS WHAT?
DAMN!
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DANNY!
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[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]
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SORRY, MAMA.
GRANDMA'S BOY.
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I WANT YOU TO STOP SPENDING
SO MUCH TIME
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AROUND YOUR GRANDMOTHER
AND YOUR UNCLE FLOYD.
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I HEARD YOU, LINDA.
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SO, WHAT WERE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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NOTHING.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OKAY.
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SO, WHAT HAVE YOU TWO CREEPS
BEEN DOING ALL DAY?
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WE WENT
ON A SCAVENGER HUNT.
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OH. BUT YOU'RE
THE ONLY SCAVENGER HERE.
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I FOUND YOU.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE
I WANTED TO BE FOUND!
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GET A LIFE!
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GET A DEATH.
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I'LL GET A DEATH...RING.
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STOP IT.
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YOU'VE BEEN WITH MY MOM
ALL DAY?
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YES, I HAVE.
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AND DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA
HOW HARD IT WAS
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NOT TO TALK ABOUT
PHILIP PROPOSING?
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YOU CAN'T.
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I KNOW. I WON'T.
BUT I REALLY, REALLY WANT TO!
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WELL, JUST LET IT GO.
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OKAY, OKAY.
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YEAH, LET IT GO...
LIKE THE RING!
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[ GASPS ]
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OH, MY GOSH,
THERE'S A RING?
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OH, I CAN'T HOLD IT!
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WELL, YOU BETTER.
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HEY, Y'ALL,
THAT WAS PHILIP.
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WHAT DID HE SAY?
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HE FOUND THE RING.
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OH, NO!
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OH, YES!
THIS IS SO EXCITING.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THIS IS NOT
A GOOD THING.
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[ SIGHS ]
WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT?
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I THOUGHT YOU WANTED THIS
FOR YOUR MOTHER.
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YEAH, HE DID WANT HIS MOM
TO HAVE A RING ‐‐
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A NEW ONE!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ Southern accent ]
OH, I CAN'T CONTAIN MYSELF!
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I'M ABOUT TO BURST!
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I'LL GET A TOWEL.
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OH. THERE'S A RING INVOLVED,
TOO.
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IT'S SO CLOSE.
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I HOPE
I CAN KEEP MY MOUTH CLOSED.
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WELL, I HOPE YOU ‐‐
YOU DON'T.
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DON'T.
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DREW...
WHAT?
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DON'T SAY A WORD.
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I WON'T.
NO, I MEAN IT.
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DON'T SAY ANYTHING.
OKAY.
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[ Loudly ]
HI, MISS LINDA!
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GIRL, WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING?
I'M RIGHT HERE.
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HEY, GIRL! HEY.
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[ As Celie ] EVERYTHING
THAT'S BEEN DONE FOR YOU
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HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE
FOR ME...
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MISSUS.
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[ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ]
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THANK YOU, JESUS!
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I ‐‐ CA‐‐ I‐I NEED YOU
TO TAKE YOUR MEDS.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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SO, UH,
HOW YOU DOIN', GIRL?
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AS GOOD AS I WAS
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WHEN WE JUST WALKED IN HERE
TOGETHER A FEW MINUTES AGO.
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[ GIGGLES ]
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Don't you say a word!
I mean it!
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SAY WHAT ABOUT WHAT?
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YOU HEARD ME?
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YES, BABY.
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DANNY, YOUR WHISPERS ARE LIKE
[Screaming] SCRE‐E‐E‐E‐E‐AMS!
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SAY A WORD ABOUT WHAT?
NOTHING.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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MISS LINDA PHILIP ‐‐
ZIP IT, BI‐‐
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Z‐ZIP IT ‐‐
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ZIP IT, ITCH.
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ZIP IT, ITCH.
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IT'S A FOOD‐POWDER COMMERCIAL
WE LOVE.
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YEAH.
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SO, HAS PHILIP
BEEN AROUND?
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SAM...
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I JUST WANT TO KNOW
IF THE RING OF DEATH
IS AROUND YOU.
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THE RING OF DEATH?
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HE AIN'T
TALKIN' 'BOUT NOTHING.
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HE AIN'T
TALKIN' 'BOUT NOTHING.
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HE AIN'T
TALKIN' 'BOUT NOTHING.
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OKAY, WELL, SINCE YOU'RE
ALL HERE, READY TO ORDER?
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OH, YES INDEED.
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I'LL HAVE...
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[English accent]
THE PROPOSAL POTATOES.
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[ English accent ]
AND I'LL HAVE...
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THE JUMPING THE BROOM
JAMBALAYA.
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[ SHOUTS
INDISTINCTLY ]
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[ SINGS INDISTINCTLY ]
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I'LL HAVE
THE HAMMER AND NAILS
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SO I CAN HAMMER
THEIR MOUTHS SHUT!
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SO VIOLENT.
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I LIKE IT.
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IT'S FUNNY,
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'CAUSE AIN'T NONE OF THAT
ON THE MENU.
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THEY'RE ALL JUST KIDDING.
WE'LL HAVE THREE BURGERS.
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ACTUALLY,
I'M GOING VEGAN,
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PURE AND WHITE
LIKE A WEDDING DRESS.
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OKAY, GREAT.
SO THREE BURGERS.
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I'LL PUT YOUR ORDER IN.
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WILL YOU TWO STOP IT?!
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I'M SORRY.
I'M SO EXCITED.
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YEAH. IT'S NOT EVERY DAY
THAT AN OLD WOMAN
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GETS A YOUNG MAN
TO FALL IN LOVE WITH HER...
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...AND THEN HE GETS HER
AN OLD RING!
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I MEAN IT.
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OKAY, OKAY.
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HERE YOU GO, UNCLE FLOYD.
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[ Deep voice ] YES?
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THREE BURGERS.
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SO, WHAT DID PHILIP WANT?
HMM?
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YOU SAID HE CALLED YOU
AND HE WANTED SOMETHING.
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SO WHAT'D HE SAY?
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UH...SORRY,
YOU MUST BE MISTAKEN.
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I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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NO, YOU DID.
YOU SAID HE ‐‐ YOU ‐‐
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MNH‐MNH. NO, NO.
NOW, I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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NOW, I DONE TOLD YOU,
I DIDN'T SAY THAT.
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I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
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NO, WHAT
I'M TALKING ABOUT ‐‐
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SERIOUSLY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT, ALL RIGHT?
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BUT WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT ‐‐
GET YOUR MOUTH OF THAT!
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GET YOUR MOUTH OFF THAT!
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WHY ARE YOU ACTING
SO FUNNY?
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ALL OF Y'ALL
ARE ACTING SO FUNNY.
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WE AIN'T ACTING FUNNY.
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YES, YOU ARE ‐‐
YOU, DREW, SAM, DANNY.
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SEE? THEY'RE ALWAYS
ACTING FUNNY.
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YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT.
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HEY, BABY!
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HEY, MAMA.
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FLIP HERE?
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NO.
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OH, HE AIN'T?
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WHY DO YOU ASK?
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OH, NO REASON.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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UM...WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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THEN WHY ARE YOU HERE
ON YOUR DAY OFF?
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'CAUSE I GOT SO HUNGRY.
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[ LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY ]
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MAMA, YOU KNOW
YOU DON'T EAT THIS FOOD.
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SHUT THE HELL UP!
YOU'LL RUN MY CUSTOMERS OFF.
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YOU HAVE
PLENTY OF FOOD AT HOME.
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I GOT SO LONELY
AT HOME BY MYSELF.
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YOU KNOW
L‐L‐LITTLE OLD LADIES GET ‐‐
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GET LONELY
WHEN THEY'RE ALL ALONE.
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YOU ‐‐ YOU ‐‐ YOU ‐‐ YOU ‐‐
YOU LYING.
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SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD!
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WH‐‐ WH‐
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WHY DOES EVERYBODY
KEEP ASKING ABOUT...PHILIP?
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WHO IS EVERYBODY?
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YOU, UNCLE FLOYD.
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THAT'S ONLY TWO PEOPLE.
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I KNOW Y'ALL
ARE UP TO SOMETHING.
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NO, WE'RE NOT.
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YES, YOU ARE.
FREIGHT TRAIN!
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YOU THINK I GAVE IT AWAY?
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ALMOST.
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THIS HERE'S
GONNA BE SO EXCITING.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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[ CACKLING ]
OOH!
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HE ‐‐ HE ‐‐ HE GONNA FINALLY ASK
LINDA TO MARRY HIM.
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HEY!
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AMEN!
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[ LAUGHS ]
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AND A‐WOMAN. UM...
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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I DON'T KNOW.
I DON'T KNOW.
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HE IS, FLOYD!
YOU KNOW HE IS!
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OKAY.
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REMEMBER WHAT I SAID ABOUT
NOT BEING ABLE TO HOLD IT?
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I'LL BE BACK.
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THIS IS GETTING BAD.
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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AND WAIT TILL YOUR MAMA
FIND OUT
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SHE ABOUT TO RECEIVE
A DEAD WOMAN'S RING.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THIS IS GONNA BE FUN.
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IS HE HERE YET?
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NO! HE'S SO DARN SLOW!
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I SURE HOPE HE...
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HE WILL.
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OH, NO.
WHAT?
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OH, HELL NO!
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WHAT'S WRONG, MS. HATTIE?
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WHAT IS IT, BOY?
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TIMMY FELL DOWN
THE WELL?
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[ Voice breaking ] I THINK
HE DONE CHANGED HIS MIND.
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HOW CAN YOU SHAVE
YOUR MIND?
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ISN'T THAT
JUST A HAIRCUT?
243
00:11:12,646 --> 00:11:15,381
SHUT THE HELL UP!
244
00:11:15,381 --> 00:11:18,752
I THINK
HE DONE CHANGED HIS MIND!
245
00:11:18,752 --> 00:11:20,787
"CHANGED HIS MIND."
246
00:11:20,787 --> 00:11:22,255
AH!
247
00:11:22,255 --> 00:11:24,324
LITTLE OFF
ON MY HATTONESE.
248
00:11:24,324 --> 00:11:26,560
I HOPE HE DOESN'T, GRANDMA.
249
00:11:26,560 --> 00:11:29,429
Y'ALL KNOW HE HAVE
A HARD TIME COMMUNICATING.
250
00:11:29,429 --> 00:11:30,997
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
251
00:11:30,997 --> 00:11:32,566
YOU REMEMBER THE LAST TIME
252
00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:34,901
HE WAS GONNA ASK LINDA OUT
ON A DATE?
253
00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:35,969
YEAH.
254
00:11:35,969 --> 00:11:38,238
IT TOOK HIM FOREVER
TO DO THAT!
255
00:11:38,238 --> 00:11:39,606
IT SURE DID.
256
00:11:39,606 --> 00:11:44,945
SHE WENT RIGHT INTO THE ARMS
OF ANOTHER MAN.
257
00:11:44,945 --> 00:11:46,379
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
258
00:11:46,379 --> 00:11:49,583
MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN THIS TIME
SO SHE CAN GET A FRESH RING.
259
00:11:49,583 --> 00:11:53,253
I SURE HE HOPE
HE COME ON OUT NICER.
260
00:11:53,253 --> 00:11:55,121
Drew: HE WILL.
261
00:11:55,121 --> 00:11:57,190
I JUST WANT TO KNOW, LIKE,
HOW HE'S GONNA DO IT.
262
00:11:57,190 --> 00:11:59,860
WITH SOMETHING BORROWED.
263
00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:02,268
NO.
264
00:12:02,268 --> 00:12:03,637
FLOWERS.
265
00:12:03,637 --> 00:12:06,206
YEAH.
A BEREAVEMENT BOUQUET.
266
00:12:06,206 --> 00:12:07,373
[ LAUGHS ]
267
00:12:07,373 --> 00:12:08,875
AND DUST AND A CRYPT.
268
00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:13,213
CHOCOLATE AND CANDY.
269
00:12:13,213 --> 00:12:15,716
OOH, THAT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
270
00:12:15,716 --> 00:12:17,984
OOH, AND PICTURE IT ‐‐
A WHITE HORSE.
271
00:12:17,984 --> 00:12:19,753
[ LAUGHS ]
272
00:12:19,753 --> 00:12:22,823
IF YOU WANT A RIDE,
I'M THE WHITE HORSE.
273
00:12:24,357 --> 00:12:27,027
AND I'LL BE
THE CHOCOLATE.
274
00:12:27,027 --> 00:12:28,862
[ LAUGHS ] OH, RIGHT.
275
00:12:28,862 --> 00:12:32,432
THAT'S ALL THAT HE GONNA
PROBABLY GONNA BE ABLE
TO AFFORD AFTER THAT.
276
00:12:32,432 --> 00:12:33,867
Drew: WHATEVER.
277
00:12:33,867 --> 00:12:37,437
I'M SURE HOWEVER HE DOES IT,
IT'S GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL.
278
00:12:37,437 --> 00:12:39,906
YOU KNOW, I CAN JUST SEE
LINDA AND PHILIP
279
00:12:39,906 --> 00:12:41,241
ON A ROMANTIC GETAWAY.
280
00:12:41,241 --> 00:12:42,843
THEY'RE LOOKING
AT EACH OTHER
281
00:12:42,843 --> 00:12:44,611
IN EACH OTHER'S EYES
SO LOVINGLY.
282
00:12:44,611 --> 00:12:46,880
OH! AND THEN SHE LOOKS DOWN
AT THAT RING!
283
00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:51,151
EH...ABOUT THAT RING.
284
00:12:51,151 --> 00:12:54,020
I SURE HOPE
HE JUST COME ON OUT NICER.
285
00:12:54,020 --> 00:12:55,656
Drew: HE WILL.
286
00:12:55,656 --> 00:12:57,357
HE LOVES HER.
287
00:12:57,357 --> 00:12:59,560
HE REALLY DOES LOVE YOUR MOM,
DANNY.
288
00:12:59,560 --> 00:13:00,601
YEAH, I KNOW.
289
00:13:00,601 --> 00:13:01,602
[ LAUGHS ]
290
00:13:01,602 --> 00:13:04,237
YOU SAID THAT
WITH A STRAIGHT FACE.
291
00:13:05,672 --> 00:13:06,940
HE DOES LOVE HER.
292
00:13:06,940 --> 00:13:08,675
BECAUSE SHE'S PREGNANT.
293
00:13:08,675 --> 00:13:13,580
I SURE HOPE HE PUT A FAT WOCK
ON HER FINGER.
294
00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:16,783
A‐A‐A WHAT?
295
00:13:16,783 --> 00:13:20,120
A FAT ROCK ON HER FINGER.
296
00:13:20,120 --> 00:13:22,122
OH!
297
00:13:22,122 --> 00:13:27,393
YES. A FATTY DADDY ‐‐
SOMETHING ANTIQUE.
298
00:13:27,393 --> 00:13:29,930
OH, IT'S ANTIQUE,
ALL RIGHT.
299
00:13:29,930 --> 00:13:34,267
I WONDER
HOW HE'LL PROPOSE TO HER.
300
00:13:34,267 --> 00:13:38,505
JUST TAKE HER AND SNATCH HER UP
AND SAY, "WHAT'S UP, BOO?"
301
00:13:39,940 --> 00:13:43,043
"I DO, YOU DO.
LET'S DO."
302
00:13:43,043 --> 00:13:44,344
[ LAUGHS ]
303
00:13:44,344 --> 00:13:46,547
AIN'T THAT NI‐‐
THAT WOULD BE NI‐‐
304
00:13:46,547 --> 00:13:49,282
OH, I WOULD SURE ENJOY
SOMEBODY SNATCH ME UP.
305
00:13:49,282 --> 00:13:50,817
[ GRUNTING ]
306
00:13:50,817 --> 00:13:51,885
[ LAUGHS ]
307
00:13:51,885 --> 00:13:53,720
I GOT LOCKED
IN THAT TRACTOR BEAM.
308
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,121
[ SIGHS ]
309
00:13:55,121 --> 00:13:57,457
LOOK, I DON'T KNOW
HOW HE'S GONNA DO IT.
310
00:13:57,457 --> 00:13:59,793
I JUST KNOW THAT
IT'S GONNA BE ROMANTIC.
311
00:13:59,793 --> 00:14:02,235
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT DEPENDS ON THE RING.
312
00:14:04,638 --> 00:14:06,272
WHAT?
313
00:14:06,272 --> 00:14:08,474
[ Voice breaking ]
I DON'T LIKE IT AT ALL, GRANDMA.
314
00:14:08,474 --> 00:14:12,445
[ Voice breaking ] WHAT IN THE
HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, DANNY?
315
00:14:14,247 --> 00:14:16,316
[ Voice breaking ]
YOU REMEMBER THAT...
316
00:14:16,316 --> 00:14:18,985
[ SHUDDERS ]
317
00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:20,921
YOU REMEMBER WHEN WE WENT OVER
TO PHILIP'S HOUSE
318
00:14:20,921 --> 00:14:22,623
AND LOOKED FOR THE RING
THAT TIME, HATTIE?
319
00:14:22,623 --> 00:14:24,925
UH, YEAH.
I WAS THERE, FLOYD.
320
00:14:24,925 --> 00:14:29,195
YEAH, WELL, WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW
IS THAT HE ACTUALLY...
321
00:14:29,195 --> 00:14:30,831
LOST THE RING?
322
00:14:30,831 --> 00:14:31,665
YES!
323
00:14:31,665 --> 00:14:33,366
THAT'S AWFUL.
324
00:14:33,366 --> 00:14:34,735
OH!
325
00:14:34,735 --> 00:14:38,438
DANNY THOUGHT IT WAS A SIGN
THAT HE SHOULDN'T MARRY LINDA.
326
00:14:38,438 --> 00:14:39,372
NO!
327
00:14:39,372 --> 00:14:41,107
YES!
328
00:14:41,107 --> 00:14:42,042
OH!
329
00:14:42,042 --> 00:14:43,343
OH!
330
00:14:44,645 --> 00:14:47,714
BUT MISS HATTIE
CONVINCED HIM OTHERWISE.
331
00:14:47,714 --> 00:14:48,715
GOOD!
332
00:14:48,715 --> 00:14:51,518
BUT THEN HE FOUND THE RING
THIS MORNING!
333
00:14:51,518 --> 00:14:52,953
GREAT.
334
00:14:52,953 --> 00:14:54,555
NOT GREAT.
335
00:14:54,555 --> 00:14:56,757
WHY NOT?
IT'S HIS DEAD WIFE'S RING.
336
00:14:56,757 --> 00:15:00,466
[ SCREAMING ]
337
00:15:02,468 --> 00:15:04,470
WHAT THE HELL YOU SAY,
DANNY?!
338
00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:07,373
I DON'T KNOW!
I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
339
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:11,211
SAY THAT AGAIN.
S‐SAY ‐‐ SAY THAT AGAIN!
340
00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:15,115
[ GROANS ]
NOT THE DEAD WIFE'S RING.
341
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:20,486
YEAH!
342
00:15:20,486 --> 00:15:22,656
WELL, WHERE'D IT COME FROM?
343
00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:25,325
OFF HER DEAD,
CORPSY FINGER.
344
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,060
WHAT?!
345
00:15:27,060 --> 00:15:29,495
YEAH.
346
00:15:29,495 --> 00:15:31,431
NO, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT.
347
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:32,733
WELL,
HOW ELSE DO YOU THINK
348
00:15:32,733 --> 00:15:34,735
THEY GOT THE RING
OFF OF HER FINGER, UNCLE FLOYD?
349
00:15:34,735 --> 00:15:37,103
WELL, I THOUGHT MAYBE IT WAS
350
00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:40,741
SOME KIND OF SPECIAL PROCESS
OR SOMETHING.
351
00:15:40,741 --> 00:15:42,008
I STILL WONDER IS,
352
00:15:42,008 --> 00:15:44,477
DID HE TAKE THE RING
OFF HER FINGER
353
00:15:44,477 --> 00:15:47,113
BEFORE OR AFTER SHE DIED?
354
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:50,116
OKAY, ENOUGH, ENOUGH.
355
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:52,986
HE CAN'T GIVE LINDA
HIS DEAD WIFE'S RING!
356
00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:58,058
All: WE KNOW!
357
00:15:58,058 --> 00:16:00,761
THAT DANG ROCK
GOT SOME KIND OF SPELL ON IT!
358
00:16:00,761 --> 00:16:05,806
OH, MISS HATTIE,
THAT'S JUST STUPID‐STITIONS.
359
00:16:05,806 --> 00:16:10,376
I GOT YOUR STUPID
AND SOME STITCHES.
360
00:16:10,376 --> 00:16:15,481
HE CANNOT GIVE LINDA
HIS DEAD WIFE'S RING!
361
00:16:15,481 --> 00:16:18,284
WHY NOT? SHE'S DEAD.
SHE DOESN'T NEED IT.
362
00:16:19,553 --> 00:16:21,387
OKAY, HOLD ON.
363
00:16:21,387 --> 00:16:23,790
I MEAN, LIKE,
WHAT IF IT'S, LIKE, NICE?
364
00:16:23,790 --> 00:16:28,228
[ LAUGHING ]
365
00:16:29,495 --> 00:16:31,231
[ COUGHING ]
366
00:16:31,231 --> 00:16:32,899
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
367
00:16:34,601 --> 00:16:35,836
I MEAN, THINK ABOUT IT.
368
00:16:35,836 --> 00:16:37,804
IT COULD BE, LIKE,
ALL BLINGED OUT.
369
00:16:37,804 --> 00:16:38,905
YOU FEEL ME?
370
00:16:38,905 --> 00:16:40,440
LIKE BOW‐BOW‐BOW!
371
00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:41,775
BOW‐BOW‐BOW‐BOW!
372
00:16:41,775 --> 00:16:43,109
[ LAUGHS ]
373
00:16:43,109 --> 00:16:45,311
HOW YOU LIKE ME NOW?
374
00:16:45,311 --> 00:16:47,280
HA!
375
00:16:47,280 --> 00:16:48,615
WE TALKING ABOUT PHILIP.
376
00:16:48,615 --> 00:16:51,017
OKAY, YOU DO GOT A POINT
RIGHT THERE, BROTHER.
377
00:16:51,017 --> 00:16:53,253
THAT'S IT, YEAH.
378
00:16:53,253 --> 00:16:55,522
OOH, THERE HE IS
RIGHT THERE.
379
00:16:55,522 --> 00:16:57,357
LOOK NATURAL.
380
00:16:57,357 --> 00:16:59,225
UH...
381
00:16:59,225 --> 00:17:03,537
FLOYD, GO ‐‐ GO TALK AT LINDA
WHILE I TA‐‐ TALK AT FLIP.
382
00:17:03,537 --> 00:17:04,771
YES, SIR.
383
00:17:06,740 --> 00:17:08,642
All: HEY, FLIP!
384
00:17:10,310 --> 00:17:12,378
HEY, EVERYBODY.
385
00:17:12,378 --> 00:17:15,015
SO, WHERE'S THE RING?
386
00:17:15,015 --> 00:17:17,483
LET'S SEE IT.
387
00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:20,020
ALL RIGHT. BAM!
388
00:17:20,020 --> 00:17:21,688
[ CHUCKLES ]
389
00:17:21,688 --> 00:17:23,690
LET'S SEE IT.
390
00:17:25,291 --> 00:17:28,294
ALL OF IT.
391
00:17:28,294 --> 00:17:30,664
YOU'RE LOOKING AT IT.
392
00:17:30,664 --> 00:17:34,367
THAT AIN'T NO FATTY DADDY.
393
00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:40,406
FLIP, UH, L‐L‐LET ME
HOLLA OVER THERE.
394
00:17:40,406 --> 00:17:42,042
OH, ALL RIGHT.
395
00:17:42,976 --> 00:17:44,811
YOU'RE STRONG,
MS. HATTIE.
396
00:17:44,811 --> 00:17:48,849
UH...FLIP...
397
00:17:48,849 --> 00:17:50,316
LET ME ASK YOU
A QUESTION.
398
00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:51,284
MM‐HMM.
399
00:17:51,284 --> 00:17:53,554
UH, IS THAT
YOUR LATE WIFE'S RING?
400
00:17:53,554 --> 00:17:55,088
YES, MA'AM, IT IS.
401
00:17:55,088 --> 00:17:58,058
UH, IS THAT THE RING
YOU PLAN ON GIVING LINDA?
402
00:17:58,058 --> 00:18:00,060
YES, MA'AM. I SURE DO.
403
00:18:00,060 --> 00:18:02,168
HAVE YOU LOST
YOUR DAMN MIND?!
404
00:18:04,004 --> 00:18:05,839
NO.
405
00:18:05,839 --> 00:18:09,610
YOU CAN'T GIVE LINDA
THAT RING!
406
00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:12,579
WELL, SHE LOVED IT.
407
00:18:12,579 --> 00:18:14,447
WHO IS SHE?
408
00:18:14,447 --> 00:18:18,051
MY LATE WIFE.
409
00:18:18,051 --> 00:18:21,922
YOU DONE FELL OUT
YOUR DAMN MIND.
410
00:18:21,922 --> 00:18:24,424
SHE'S NOT LINDA.
411
00:18:24,424 --> 00:18:26,092
I KNOW THAT.
412
00:18:26,092 --> 00:18:29,095
FLIP, DO YOU KNOW
WHAT LINDA GONNA DO
413
00:18:29,095 --> 00:18:32,298
WHEN SHE FIND OUT THAT'S
YOUR LATE WIFE'S RING?
414
00:18:32,298 --> 00:18:35,135
SHE GONNA FLIP YOU,
FLIP!
415
00:18:35,135 --> 00:18:37,638
[ CHUCKLES ]
416
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,573
MISS HATTIE,
I DON'T UNDERSTAND.
417
00:18:39,573 --> 00:18:41,074
LOOK, BABY,
DON'T NO WOMAN
418
00:18:41,074 --> 00:18:43,309
WANT TO BE IN THE SHADOW
OF YOUR LATE WIFE,
419
00:18:43,309 --> 00:18:45,478
OR NO OTHER WOMAN,
FOR THAT FACT.
420
00:18:45,478 --> 00:18:48,481
UH...
421
00:18:48,481 --> 00:18:50,183
WELL,
MISS HATTIE, THAT ‐‐
422
00:18:50,183 --> 00:18:52,719
THAT RING BELONGED
TO MY GREAT‐GRANDMOTHER.
423
00:18:52,719 --> 00:18:54,254
IT DID?!
424
00:18:54,254 --> 00:18:55,789
YES, MA'AM.
425
00:18:55,789 --> 00:18:59,926
AIN'T THAT NICE!
426
00:18:59,926 --> 00:19:01,735
SEE, MY GREAT‐GRANDFATHER
GAVE IT TO MY GREAT‐GRANDMOTHER
427
00:19:01,735 --> 00:19:02,736
BEFORE SHE DIED.
428
00:19:02,736 --> 00:19:03,970
DID?!
429
00:19:03,970 --> 00:19:05,706
AND THEN, MY GREAT‐GRANDMOTHER
GAVE IT TO MY MOTHER,
430
00:19:05,706 --> 00:19:06,773
AND MY MOTHER
GAVE IT TO ME.
431
00:19:06,773 --> 00:19:07,774
DID?!
432
00:19:07,774 --> 00:19:09,643
YES.
433
00:19:09,643 --> 00:19:12,579
SHUT YOUR MOUTH
AND KEEP ON TALKING.
434
00:19:12,579 --> 00:19:14,681
[ LAUGHS ] YES, MA'AM.
435
00:19:14,681 --> 00:19:16,249
BUT THAT'S JUST
SOME STRAIGHT‐UP BULL‐‐
436
00:19:16,249 --> 00:19:18,919
MISS HATTIE!
437
00:19:18,919 --> 00:19:21,788
YOU CAN'T GIVE THAT RING
TO LINDA!
438
00:19:21,788 --> 00:19:25,125
EVERYBODY THAT WORE THAT RING
DONE DIED!
439
00:19:26,593 --> 00:19:30,531
FLIP, YOU TRY AND KILL
MY BABY?
440
00:19:30,531 --> 00:19:31,732
NO, MISS HATTIE.
441
00:19:31,732 --> 00:19:34,535
I WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING
TO HARM LINDA.
442
00:19:34,535 --> 00:19:37,203
UH, I NEVER REALLY THOUGHT
ABOUT IT THAT WAY EITHER.
443
00:19:37,203 --> 00:19:39,606
WELL, THAT'S WHY I'M HERE
TO HELP YOU OUT.
444
00:19:39,606 --> 00:19:41,441
SO, YOU'RE SAYING ‐‐
445
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:44,277
YOU'RE SAYING I SHOULDN'T
ASK LINDA TO MARRY ME?
446
00:19:44,277 --> 00:19:46,279
NOT WITH THAT RING!
447
00:19:58,491 --> 00:20:00,967
THIS IS SO MUCH PRESSURE.
448
00:20:00,967 --> 00:20:04,470
DAMN!
Y'ALL GOT ME ALL CONFUSED.
449
00:20:04,470 --> 00:20:06,940
BABY,
YOU AIN'T SEEN PRESSURE
450
00:20:06,940 --> 00:20:11,011
TILL YOU PUT THAT LATE WIFE'S
RING ON LINDA'S FINGER.
451
00:20:11,011 --> 00:20:13,479
YOU GONNA HAVE
ALL KIND OF PRESSURE ‐‐
452
00:20:13,479 --> 00:20:16,783
YOUR EYES,
YOUR FOREHEAD.
453
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:19,586
THERE'S GONNA BE PRESSURE
EVERYWHERE.
454
00:20:19,586 --> 00:20:22,055
YOU GONNA HAVE SO MUCH PRESSURE,
YOU JUST GONNA POP!
455
00:20:24,024 --> 00:20:25,325
OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT,
MISS HATTIE?
456
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,527
HMM?
457
00:20:26,527 --> 00:20:28,662
I'M ‐‐ I'M GONNA ‐‐
I'M GONNA BUY LINDA A RING.
458
00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:29,730
OKAY, GREAT.
459
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:30,997
BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?
ONE OF THESE DAYS,
460
00:20:30,997 --> 00:20:33,867
I'M GONNA COME TO HER
AND ASK HER TO MARRY ME,
461
00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:36,469
AND I AIN'T GONNA TALK
TO NONE OF Y'ALL.
462
00:20:37,771 --> 00:20:41,307
WELL, FLIP, DON'T STAND THERE,
TALK ABOUT IT!
463
00:20:41,307 --> 00:20:42,843
BE ABOUT IT, FLIP!
464
00:20:44,511 --> 00:20:46,146
IT'S PHILIP!
465
00:20:46,146 --> 00:20:49,883
THAT'S WHAT THE HELL
I SAID!
466
00:20:49,883 --> 00:20:52,719
HOLLERING
IN MY DAMN ESTABLISHMENT.
467
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:56,857
WHAT THE HELL
AM I GETTING MYSELF INTO?
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