Original subtitles

JUST LET HIM DO IT. I HOPE HE DIES.

HEY, MAMA.

HEY, BABY.

SO...?

"SO" WHAT?

DID THEY GO TO PHILIP'S HOUSE?!

OH, NO.

YES.

NO, THEY DIDN'T.

HOW CAN YOU BE SO SURE?

BECAUSE I WENT OVER THERE ON MY LUNCH BREAK,

AND MY MAMA AND AUNT MADEA WERE STILL AT MY MAMA'S HOUSE.

DOING WHAT? PLAYING BINGO.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU KNOW YOUR MAMA DON'T PLAY NO BINGO.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE DOING.

THAT'S 'CAUSE THEY WAS FOOLING YOU.

YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN SO GULLIBLE.

HUH?

FROM ONE GENERATION TO ANOTHER.

MAMA, I HAVE TO AGREE WITH UNCLE FLOYD ON THIS.

MY MAMA AND MADEA DID NOT GO OVER TO PHILIP'S HOUSE.

I KNOW IT.

I KNOW IT.

Go ahead.

Now, Ma.

HOLD ON. I'M CASING THE PLACE, HERE.

HOLD ON JUST A SEC.

I GOT THE FRONT AND THE BACK COVERED.

IT'S MY VISION.

[ Deep voice ] OPEN UP. IT'S THE POLICE.

DAMN, MA!

[ Normal voice ] HUH? YOU SOUND LIKE A DUDE!

THAT'S THE VOICE I USE

FOR THE BILL COLLECTORS WHEN THEY CALL ‐‐

[ Deep voice ] "MADEA AIN'T HERE."

[ LAUGHS ]

OPEN UP, I SAY. IT'S THE DAMN POLICE.

OPEN THE DOOR!

[ Normal voice ] [ LAUGHS ] YOU WANNA TRY?

OOH, OOH, MA, LET ME TRY.

YEAH, DROP IT LOW, DROP IT LOW.

TAKE IT FROM THE BOTTOM OF YOUR OVARIES.

[ Deep, raspy voice ] OPEN UP. IT'S THE POLICE.

OPEN THE DAMN DOOR.

[ LAUGHS ] GIRL, YOU GOT THAT THUG THING.

YOU SOUND MORE LIKE A MAN THAN ME.

YOUR OVARIES MUST HANG LOW. [ LAUGHS ]

[ High‐pitched voice ] I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE, MADEA.

[ LAUGHS ] DID YOU JUST HEAR YOURSELF?

GIRL, I GOT EXCITED.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

OOH, OH, OH, SOMEBODY'S COMING.

SOMEBODY'S COMING. SOMEBODY COMING.

YEAH. SOMEBODY COMING. WHAT SHOULD WE DO?

[ Deep voice ] OPEN THE DOOR!

WHO'S THAT HITTING ON MY DAMN DOOR

LIKE THEY'VE LOST THEIR DAMN ‐‐

OH!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA! CLOSE THE DOOR, HATTIE!

CLOSE THE DOOR! WE DON'T NEED NO DAMN WITNESSES!

WHOA!

WHAT IS THIS, A HOME INVASION?

YEAH.

YEAH, WE ABOUT TO INVADE YOUR PRIVACY.

AND YOUR PEACE, SON!

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OKAY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!

NO, I DON'T.

YES, HELL, YOU DO!

MISS HATTIE, I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME.

YEAH. I DID, PHLUP.

I THOUGHT HIS NAME WAS PHILIP.

THAT'S WHAT I SAID. HATTIE, YOU SAID PH‐‐

YOU KNOW, THIS ‐‐ THIS 'BOUT TO PISS ME OFF.

YOU ABOUT TO HAVE ME KILL SOMEBODY ‐‐

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL HIS DAMN NAME IS.

I DON'T LIKE PICKING UP THE NEWSPAPER

AND I DONE MURDERED SOMEBODY AND I DIDN'T KNOW THEIR DAMN NAME.

THE MAN SAID HIS NAME WAS PHILIP, LIKE PHIL‐UP.

"FILL UP" SOMETHING. "FILL UP" YOUR CAR.

SAY IT DAMN RIGHT. PHIL‐UP.

NOT NO DAMN "FLIP."

THAT'S WHAT I SAID, MA.

DAMN.

WAIT, Y'ALL WANT TO TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON?

WHAT IS THIS?

WE ASK ALL THE QUESTIONS 'ROUND HERE!

I'M GETTING READY TO BUST IN YOUR HEAD WITH THIS DAMN BRICK!

WAIT, NOW, WAIT, OKAY, WHAT DID I DO?

W‐W‐‐ OKAY?

YOU A LOW‐DOWN, DIRTY DOG!

NO, I'M NOT.

IF I SAY YOU ARE, YOU ARE!

AND UNTIL YOU DO RIGHT BY ME,

EVERYTHING YOU THINK ABOUT GONNA FAIL.

YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON ‐‐

YOUR SOLDIERS THAT MARCHED UP NORMANDY BEACH

AND TOOK HOSTAGES IN IRAQ,

WITH THE EGGS ON...FERTILIZATION.

WHAT?

HUMPTY DUMPTY CAME AND GOT THE EGG OUT THE NEST!

AND NOW THEY ON THE WALL, AND THEY GETTING READY TO FALL.

AND THERE'S GONNA BE A WHOLE LOT OF LITTLE HUMPTYS

RUNNING AROUND.

'CAUSE YOUR DUMPTY LIKE TO HUMP.

WHAT THE HELL ARE Y'ALL SAYING?!

I KNOW YOU AIN'T GET SMART!

DON'T TELL ME HE GETTIN' SMART, HATTIE, PLEASE.

PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT FOOL GETTIN' SMART.

IS THAT FOOL GETTIN' SMART, HATTIE?

OH, HE DIDN'T GET SMART, HATTIE.

OH, HE DIDN'T GET SMART.

MA, I THINK HE DID!

NO ‐‐ WHAT THE HELL IS...

MA, COME BACK. WOW.

MA! WHAT?

COME BACK. COME BACK. I'M NOT GETTING SMART.

I'M GETTING READY TO HIT HIM WITH THIS DAMN BRICK, HATTIE.

OOH, OOH. YOU KNOW WHAT?

ONE, TWO, THREE. BEAT HIS ASS.

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!

OOH, MA, I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK!

DO IT. LET'S DO IT.

STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP.

STOP. STOP.

NOW, WHAT DID I DO?

[ Voice breaking ] MY DAUGHTER.

HATTIE, DON'T ‐‐ DON'T GET EMOTIONAL.

MA, I DID. OH, HATTIE.

OH, THAT MAKE ME WANT TO PUT MY BRICK AWAY.

MA. HEY, HOLD ON, HERE.

MY DAUGHTER CAME OVER HERE.

YES, SHE DID.

AND SHE TOLD YOU.

THAT'S WHAT THEY SAY, NOW.

SHE TOLD YOU...

COME ON IN THE ROOM.

...THAT SHE WAS GONNA HAVE YOUR BABY.

"PREGNANT," SHE SAID!

AND YOU SAID YOU AIN'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER.

KICKED OUT, KICKED OUT.

OOH, THIS MAKE ME SO DAMN MAD.

HEY, HATTIE, I GOT AN IDEA.

I GOT AN IDEA. WHAT THAT, MA?

LET'S GET HIM LIKE WE ON AN ELEVATOR.

OOH. YES.

YOU BE ‐‐ YOU BE BEYONCé. I'LL BE SOLANGE.

OH, NO, HOLD ON, THERE, MA. HOLD ON, HOLD ON.

WHAT? I WANT TO BE SOLANGE.

HATTIE, WHY CAN'T I BE SOLANGE?

YOU BE BEYONCé. BEYONCé JUST STOOD THERE LOOKING PRETTY.

YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW THAT AIN'T WHAT'S UP WITH ME.

FINE, GO ON, BE SOLANGE.

LET'S BOTH JUST TELL HIM. WE BOTH BE SOLANGE.

HOLD ‐‐ W‐WAIT, WAIT, WAIT A MINUTE!

WAIT A MINUTE!

BARKING LIKE A DOG, EH?

HEY, THAT KIND OF TURNED YOU ON, THOUGH, DIDN'T IT?

YEAH, IT DID. THAT TOOK ME BACK, RIGHT THERE.

[ LAUGHS ] ONE OF THEM OLD BALD‐HEAD THUGS FROM PRISON.

[ LAUGHS ]

YEAH. YOU WERE QUICK WITH IT, TOO.

LINDA'S PREGNANT?

DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW, PHLUP!

SHE CAME AND TOLD YOU!

I DON'T KNOW!

SHE CAME AND TOLD YOU!

BUT ‐‐ WHAT ‐‐ OKAY, SHE'S PREGNANT BY WHO?

OH. NOW HE INSULT ME, HATTIE.

NOW HE INSULT ME.

YOU ‐‐ WHA‐‐

WHO YOU MEAN ‐‐ WHAT YOU MEAN, "WHOSE IS IT?"

YOU THE ONLY ONE SHE BEEN WITH!

L‐LINDA'S PREGNANT BY ME?

YOU THE ONLY ONE SHE BEEN WITH!

RIGHT!

WHY SHE DIDN'T TELL ME?

SHE DID COME OVER HERE AND TOLD YOU!

NO, SHE DIDN'T.

SHE SURE IN THE HELL SAID IT.

SHE DID NOT ‐‐ I PROMISE YOU,

LINDA DID NOT TELL ME SHE WAS PREGNANT.

REALLY? YES.

WELL, SHE IS.

OKAY, LOOK, UM, IT WAS ONLY ONE TIME, BUT ‐‐

THAT'S ALL IT TAKES IS ONE DAMN TIME, MAN.

NO WONDER SHE WAS ACTING SO STRANGE WHEN SHE CAME OVER HERE.

I NEED TO GO SEE HER.

WELL, YOU SURE IN THE HELL DO.

YOU DONE SAID ONE DAMN THING RIGHT SO FAR.

HATTIE, YOU KNOW I'M CRAZY ABOUT LINDA.

YOU ARE?

YES, BUT SHE DON'T WANT TO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.

SHE DON'T? NO.

WHAT'S THAT ABOUT, HATTIE?

SHE'S SCARED, MA.

SCARED OF WHAT?

'CAUSE HE A GOOD MAN.

SCARED OF A GOOD MAN.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH SOME WOMEN.

THEY SPEND THEIR WHOLE LIFE PRAYING FOR ONE,

THEN WHEN THEY GET HIM, THEY'RE SCARED OF HIM.

YEP.

BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU HAD A WHOLE LOT

OF BAD ONES THAT TREAT YOU LIKE HELL ‐‐

WHEN YOU GET A GOOD ONE, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM,

SO YOU'D RATHER RUN HIM OFF THAN TRUST HIM WITH YOUR HEART.

BUT LINDA'S HEART DONE BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES,

SHE JUST ALWAYS PUTTING UP A GUARD.

THAT DON'T MAKE NO DAMN SENSE TO ME AT ALL.

"OOH, I'M SCARED. I'M‐A KEEP MY HEART UP, BUT GET SOME."

THAT'S CRAZY AS HELL.

YEAH.

THAT'S ABOUT THE SIZE OF IT.

WOW. WE'RE HAVING A BABY.

YOU GOT ANY MORE?

UH...I GOT TWO.

OH, YOU GOT TWO CHILDREN? TWO.

OKAY. YOU MARRIED? YOU AIN'T MARRIED, ARE YOU?

MY WIFE IS DECEASED.

OH, I'M SORRY. SO YOU FREE AND SINGLE.

YOU AIN'T GOT NO ATTACHMENTS AT ALL.

WE'RE ASKING. NOT ANYMORE.

NOT ANYMORE. OKAY. NOT ANYMORE.

YOU LIKE LINDA? YES!

OKAY, WELL, LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING ABOUT LINDA.

ANY TIME YOU GOT A WOMAN THAT DONE HAD HER HEART BROKE,

THERE'S A WAY TO APPROACH IT.

YOU GOT TO APPROACH IT GENTLY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

YES.

YOU GONNA SPEND A LOT OF TIME, SON ‐‐ HEAR ME GOOD ‐‐

A LOT OF TIME REASSURING HER THAT SHE IS OKAY.

AND IF YOU AIN'T UP FOR THE CHALLENGE,

DON'T GO YOUR ASS UP IN THERE.

IT IS A CONSTANT CHALLENGE,

TRYING TO REASSURE A WOMAN THAT SHE GONNA BE OKAY.

IT'S A CONSTANT CHALLENGE,

TRYING TO LET HER KNOW THAT SHE IS LOVED,

'CAUSE WHEN SHE DONE BEEN HURT BY A FOOL,

SHE'S ALWAYS GONNA BE LOOKING

FOR YOU TO DO THE SAME DAMN THING.

AND SOMETIMES, YOU'LL WALK IN THERE AND DO SOMETHING,

AND YOU DONE STEPPED ON A LAND MINE,

AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IT.

YOU GOT TO ALWAYS BE CAREFUL OF LAND MINES, SON.

THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT EVERYTHING YOU CAN

ABOUT WHAT THE LAST MAN DONE DID.

DO YOU HEAR WHAT I'M TELLING YOU?

FIND OUT WHAT THE LAST MAN DONE DID.

PEOPLE ARE LIKE, "I DON'T WANT TO KNOW

ABOUT THE LAST RELATIONSHIP." YES, THE HELL YOU DO.

THE REASON YOU WANT TO KNOW ABOUT THE LAST MAN RELATIONSHIP ‐‐

SO YOU WILL KNOW WHEN YOU DONE STEPPED ON SOMETHING HE DID.

IT'LL BE SOMETHING JUST INNOCENT,

AND SHE'LL START THINKING, "OH, WELL, HE DID THAT.

YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, TOO."

FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL HE DID

SO YOU CAN BE ALL RIGHT IN THE RELATIONSHIP, SON.

SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT. BUT APPROACH IT GENTLY.

A WOMAN'S HEART IS LIKE A VAULT.

ONCE YOU'RE IN, YOU'RE IN.

BUT ONE YOU'RE OUT,

THE NATIONAL GUARD CAN'T GET YOUR ASS IN THERE.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

NOW, I'M GOING HOME. I'LL SEE Y'ALL LATER ON.

A‐ALL RIGHT. OOH‐EE!

IT'S GOOD TO MEET YOU, MAN.

I WISH IT WAS UNDER CALMER CIRCUMSTANCES

'CAUSE I WAS COMING UP HERE TO MESS YOUR ASS UP!

COME ON, HATTIE. M‐M‐MISS HATTIE.

YOU GET ON OVER THERE. SHE AT THE DINER.

SHE'LL BE HOME LATER ON.

YOU MAKE SURE YOU GET OVER THERE

AND MAKE EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT. AND DON'T BE SNITCHING.

BETTER NOT SNITCH.

BETTER NOT BE NO...

BYE, BOY.

ALL RIGHT. BYE. BYE, PHILIP!

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

WHO ‐‐

LINDA.

YOU'RE PREGNANT?

MAMA!

Hattie: WHAT?!

YES, I AM.

WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?

I TRIED TO.

BUT Y'ALL WAS BUSY WATCHING MOVIES IN THE BEDROOM...

AND THE TV IS DOWNSTAIRS.

I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.

I‐I‐I‐I SH‐‐ I SHOULDN'T HAVE RUSHED YOU OUT.

I SHOULD HAVE LISTENED TO YOU.

IT'S OKAY.

NO, REALLY, REALLY, I'M ‐‐ I'M ‐‐ I'M SORRY.

IS ‐‐ IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME?

NO.

ARE YOU SURE?

DID THEY COME SEE YOU?

YEAH.

AND THEY TOLD ME.

UM... [ CLEARS THROAT ]

...YOUR NOSE IS TWITCHING.

Madea: THAT'S 'CAUSE HE'S SCARED AS HELL!

THEY TRIED TO HURT ME.

IT'S OKAY, BABY. I CAN PROTECT YOU.

AH, I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THAT.

SO...WE'RE PREGNANT?

YEAH.

WOW.

I'M ‐‐ I'M ‐‐ I'M SORRY.

I DIDN'T MEAN FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.

HEY, HEY, LOOK, NO, IT'S ‐‐ DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

I CAN TAKE CARE OF THIS BABY, PHILIP.

HEY, HEY, HEY.

WHAT THEY DOING, HATTIE?

Hattie: OOH, THAT'S HOW YOU GOT KNOCKED UP IN THE FIRST PLACE!

LOOK, I'M NOT UPSET.

YOU'RE NOT?

NO.

I THOUGHT YOU MOVED ON.

I WAS HURT.

LYING ASS.

BABY, I LOVE YOU. I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.

ARE YOU REALLY? YES.

YES, I LOVE YOU.

OH, PHILIP.

LINDA, I'M DONE, OKAY? LINDA, I'M DONE.

WHY CAN'T YOU BELIEVE THAT?

I‐I‐I WANT TO.

JUST DO IT. DO IT.

DO IT! HELL! WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH HER, HATTIE?

I TOLD YOU WHEN SHE WAS BORN, IF YOU'D KEPT THAT DAMN...

THAT WATER DRAINED OFF HER BRAIN.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

LOOK, HONEY, UM... WE'RE PREGNANT.

YEAH. OKAY.

UH...WELL, I‐I‐I GOT TO GO TO WORK, BUT I'LL COME BACK.

YEAH, HE HAS TO GO TO WORK, HATTIE.

HE'S GOT TO MAKE THAT DAMN MONEY.

HE GOT A BABY COMING.

LET HIM GO TO WORK.

HE GOT TO GO HIS ASS TO WORK.

LET HIM GO TO WORK!

THEY ‐‐ OKAY.

I'M GONNA ‐‐ I'M GONNA ‐‐ OKAY.

I‐I'LL COME BY AFTER I GET OFF.

YEAH, YOU COME BY AFTER YOU GET OFF,

'CAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS IF A MAN DON'T WORK, HE DON'T EAT!

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT, HONEY. MM.

OKAY, GREAT. BYE.

THE BIBLE SAY IF A MAN DON'T WORK, HE DON'T GET NONE.

NOW LET IT GO. IT'S TIME TO WORK.

OKAY. I‐I DON'T ‐‐ MMM.

I'M SO HAPPY.

I'M SO RELIEVED.

WOW. UH...

OH, MY GOD, WE'RE PREGNANT, I'M HAPPY.

ME TOO.

I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

OH ‐‐ OH, WAIT. MM‐MM. MM.

WIPE THAT LIPSTICK OFF YOUR LIPS.

LEAVE THAT LIPSTICK ON! LET THEM KNOW HE MARKED!

WELL...

YOU HEAR ALL THAT? HE GOING TO WORK, LEAVE THE LIPSTICK ON!

O‐OKAY. I LOVE YOU.

GO ON. GET OUT OF HERE. BYE. BYE.

BRING YOUR ASS IN THIS KITCHEN.

RIGHT NOW. COME ON IN HERE.

MAMA!

DON'T YOU STORM UP IN HERE LIKE THIS.

SIT DOWN.

TAKE THAT ALL OUT YOUR VOICE.

SIT DOWN.

NOW, WHAT WAS YOU GONNA SAY?

I CAN'T BELIEVE Y'ALL TOLD HIM.

WE SURE DID. SURE DID.

BUT I ASKED YOU NOT TO.

AND WE IGNORED YOU NOT TO.

[ LAUGHS ]

HONEY, WE YOUR FAMILY. WE GOT YOUR BACK.

AND ‐‐ AND HE GOT YOUR FRONT.

[ LAUGHS ] STOP THAT.

COME ON, LINDA, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL THAT MAN THE TRUTH?

I'M JUST SO EMBARRASSED AND ASHAMED.

ASHAMED OF WHAT?

I'M 40 YEARS OLD, PREGNANT, AND NOT MARRIED.

YEAH.

I MEAN, I'M A CHRISTIAN, AND I WAS CELIBATE.

I'VE BEEN GOING TO CHURCH.

AND I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT, BUT I GOT ‐‐

HONEY, WHAT ALL THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING?

I JUST DON'T WANT GOD TO PUNISH ME.

PUNISH YOU?

LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING, AND UNDERSTAND THIS REAL GOOD.

WHEN YOU MAKE A MISTAKE AND DO SOMETHING,

THAT'S DIFFERENT THAN DOING SOMETHING

OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND? YOU MADE A MISTAKE.

YOU GOT WEAK.

THAT DON'T MEAN THAT YOU WAS DOING IT INTENTIONALLY.

WHAT IS GROWING INSIDE OF YOU RIGHT NOW AIN'T NO SIN.

GOD AIN'T GONNA PUNISH YOU FOR THAT.

YOU HEAR ME?

THAT ‐‐ THAT IS A BLESSING GROWING INSIDE OF YOU.

DON'T MAKE THAT BABY THINK SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH HIM

'CAUSE YOU MADE A MISTAKE.

DON'T DO THAT. THAT AIN'T RIGHT.

DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

YES.

DID YOU REPENT?

YES. GOOD.

WELL, THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO DO.

'CAUSE IF YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN AND YOU BELIEVE IN GOD

AND YOU GO TO REPENT ‐‐

AND REPENT MEANS YOU AIN'T GONNA DO IT NO MORE ‐‐

THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO WORRY ABOUT,

IF YOU'RE GONNA GO THERE AND DO IT RIGHT,

'CAUSE FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND, WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ‐‐

THE SIN IS IN THE HAVING SEX BEFORE THE MARRIAGE.

AIN'T THAT WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS?

YEAH. THAT WHAT YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT?

THAT'S WHERE THE GUILT IS? YES.

BUT THEN IF JESUS WENT TO THE CROSS

AND HE DIED FOR THE BLOOD TO COVER ALL THAT,

WHAT YOU WORRIED ABOUT?

YOU WANT TO GET UP THERE, TOO?

WHY YOU TRYING TO PUT YOURSELF UP ON THE CROSS

WHEN HE DONE ALREADY DIED FOR IT, HONEY?

LET SOME OF THIS STUFF GO, AND DON'T DO AGAIN,

IF THAT IS YOUR HEART AND YOUR INTENTION, YOU KNOW?

AND IF YOU DO DO IT AGAIN AND YOU MAKE A MISTAKE

AND DO IT AGAIN, THAT IS ALL RIGHT,

AS LONG AS YOUR INTENTION

IS NOT TO KEEP DOING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN.

PEOPLE LIVE THEIR LIFE TRYING TO BEAT THEYSELF UP TOO MUCH

ABOUT SOMETHING THAT THEY DONE MADE A MISTAKE ABOUT.

LET IT GO. GOD WILL FORGIVE YOU.

BUT LEARN HOW TO FORGIVE YOURSELF.

AND THAT'S HARD FOR SOME PEOPLE TO DO, HONEY.

FORGIVE YOURSELF. YOU HEAR ME?

YES.

FORGIVE YOURSELF. IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

THANK YOU. GONNA RAISE THAT BABY.

THAT'S A GOOD MAN. I LIKE HIM.

I WAS GETTING READY TO KILL HIM, BUT I LIKE HIM.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT. YOU GONNA BE JUST FINE.

WILL YOU COME TO CHURCH WITH ME, AUNT MADEA?

[ COUGHS ]

GIRL, YOU ABOUT TO CHOKE THE HELL OUT OF ME. HELL.

Y'ALL PUT IN THAT SMOKING SECTION YET?

NO.

THEN HELL, NO, I AIN'T COMING UP IN THERE.

LET ME KNOW WHEN Y'ALL GET TO THAT "PUFF, PUFF, PRAISE."

THEN I'LL BE UP IN THERE.

I NEED A CHURCH WHERE THEY HAVE SOME REEFER

OR SOMETHING UP IN THERE.

ME AND THE LORD NEED SOME PUFFING.

[ LAUGHS ] YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?

YES.

I GOT TO GO, AND ANYTIME YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE THERE.

BUT THAT'S A GOOD MAN.

DON'T MAKE HIM PAY FOR THE MISTAKES OF ANY OF THE OTHERS.

LOVE HIM AS BEST YOU CAN,

LEAVE ALL YOUR MISTAKES IN THE PAST,

AND LOVE HIM AS HARD AS YOU CAN.

YOU UNDERSTAND? YES.

ALL RIGHT. I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO, AUNT MADEA.

OKAY. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

ALL RIGHT. I WAS GONNA HUG YOU,

BUT, YOU KNOW, I DON'T GET INTO ALL OF THAT.

HIGH FIVE?

NO, NO, HONEY. PEOPLE DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS.

HATTIE, I'LL SEE YOU LATER ON, BABY.

ALL RIGHT, MA. KNOW I LOVE YOU.

I LOVE YOU, TOO. I'LL SEE YOU AT BINGO.

GIRL, YOU KNOW I AIN'T GOING NO DAMN BINGO.

CALL ME WHEN YOU GO TO A CASINO.

[ LAUGHS ]

ALL RIGHT, MA, I WILL.

THANK YOU, MA. WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR, MA?

I'M JUST TRY TO FIND ‐‐ MAKE SURE THE BACK DOOR ‐‐

YOU KNOW THESE DAMN FLOORBOARDS BACK HERE IS WEAK

IN YOUR OLD‐ASS HOUSE.

[ Primly ] MY DAUGHTER, WOULD YOU CARE FOR A SPOT OF TEA?

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ LAUGHS ]

COME ON, SIT DOWN.

YOU NEED A LITTLE SOMETHING TO SIT ON TO WHET YOUR PALATE.

YEAH.

THANK YOU, MAMA.

I LOVE YOU, BABY.

I REALLY KNOW THAT.

YOU REALLY DO?

SOMETIMES.

WELL, THEN THIS IS ONE OF THOSE TIMES.

I KNOW.

GOOD.

MOM, AM I GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?

YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?

HELL, YEAH, YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.

WE GONNA RAISE THIS BABY IN LOVE.

YES, WE WILL.

BABY, I'M PROUD OF YOU.

ARE YOU?

I KNOW I MIGHT NOT ACT LIKE IT SOMETIMES, BUT I AM.

REALLY, REALLY, I AM. [ CHUCKLES ]

BABY, I WANT YOU TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING.

ONE MISTAKE DON'T WIPE OUT ALL THE GOOD THAT YOU'VE DONE.

LINDA, I LOVE YOU, AND I'M SO PROUD OF YOU,

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

YOU HEAR ME?

YEAH. I MEAN IT.

THANK YOU, MAMA.

YEAH. I LOVE YOU, TOO.

[ CHUCKLES ]