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JUST LET HIM DO IT.
I HOPE HE DIES.
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HEY, MAMA.
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HEY, BABY.
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SO...?
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"SO" WHAT?
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DID THEY GO
TO PHILIP'S HOUSE?!
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OH, NO.
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YES.
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NO, THEY DIDN'T.
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HOW CAN YOU BE
SO SURE?
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BECAUSE I WENT OVER THERE
ON MY LUNCH BREAK,
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AND MY MAMA AND AUNT MADEA
WERE STILL AT MY MAMA'S HOUSE.
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DOING WHAT?
PLAYING BINGO.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YOU KNOW YOUR MAMA
DON'T PLAY NO BINGO.
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WELL, THAT'S WHAT
THEY WERE DOING.
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THAT'S 'CAUSE
THEY WAS FOOLING YOU.
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YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN
SO GULLIBLE.
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HUH?
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FROM ONE GENERATION
TO ANOTHER.
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MAMA, I HAVE TO AGREE
WITH UNCLE FLOYD ON THIS.
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MY MAMA AND MADEA DID NOT
GO OVER TO PHILIP'S HOUSE.
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I KNOW IT.
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I KNOW IT.
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Go ahead.
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Now, Ma.
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HOLD ON.
I'M CASING THE PLACE, HERE.
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HOLD ON JUST A SEC.
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I GOT THE FRONT
AND THE BACK COVERED.
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IT'S MY VISION.
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[ Deep voice ] OPEN UP.
IT'S THE POLICE.
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DAMN, MA!
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[ Normal voice ] HUH?
YOU SOUND LIKE A DUDE!
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THAT'S THE VOICE I USE
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FOR THE BILL COLLECTORS
WHEN THEY CALL ‐‐
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[ Deep voice ]
"MADEA AIN'T HERE."
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OPEN UP, I SAY.
IT'S THE DAMN POLICE.
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OPEN THE DOOR!
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[ Normal voice ] [ LAUGHS ]
YOU WANNA TRY?
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OOH, OOH, MA,
LET ME TRY.
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YEAH, DROP IT LOW,
DROP IT LOW.
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TAKE IT FROM THE BOTTOM
OF YOUR OVARIES.
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[ Deep, raspy voice ] OPEN UP.
IT'S THE POLICE.
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OPEN THE DAMN DOOR.
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[ LAUGHS ] GIRL,
YOU GOT THAT THUG THING.
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YOU SOUND MORE LIKE
A MAN THAN ME.
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YOUR OVARIES MUST HANG LOW.
[ LAUGHS ]
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[ High‐pitched voice ] I DON'T
SEE HOW THAT'S POSSIBLE, MADEA.
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[ LAUGHS ]
DID YOU JUST HEAR YOURSELF?
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GIRL, I GOT EXCITED.
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[ BOTH LAUGH ]
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OOH, OH, OH,
SOMEBODY'S COMING.
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SOMEBODY'S COMING.
SOMEBODY COMING.
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YEAH. SOMEBODY COMING.
WHAT SHOULD WE DO?
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[ Deep voice ]
OPEN THE DOOR!
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WHO'S THAT HITTING
ON MY DAMN DOOR
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LIKE THEY'VE
LOST THEIR DAMN ‐‐
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OH!
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WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
CLOSE THE DOOR, HATTIE!
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CLOSE THE DOOR!
WE DON'T NEED NO DAMN WITNESSES!
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WHOA!
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WHAT IS THIS,
A HOME INVASION?
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YEAH.
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YEAH, WE ABOUT
TO INVADE YOUR PRIVACY.
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AND YOUR PEACE, SON!
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OKAY,
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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YOU KNOW WHAT THE HELL
IS GOING ON!
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NO, I DON'T.
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YES, HELL, YOU DO!
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MISS HATTIE,
I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME.
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YEAH. I DID, PHLUP.
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I THOUGHT HIS NAME
WAS PHILIP.
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THAT'S WHAT I SAID.
HATTIE, YOU SAID PH‐‐
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YOU KNOW, THIS ‐‐
THIS 'BOUT TO PISS ME OFF.
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YOU ABOUT TO HAVE ME
KILL SOMEBODY ‐‐
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
WHAT THE HELL HIS DAMN NAME IS.
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I DON'T LIKE PICKING
UP THE NEWSPAPER
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AND I DONE MURDERED SOMEBODY AND
I DIDN'T KNOW THEIR DAMN NAME.
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THE MAN SAID HIS NAME WAS
PHILIP, LIKE PHIL‐UP.
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"FILL UP" SOMETHING.
"FILL UP" YOUR CAR.
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SAY IT DAMN RIGHT.
PHIL‐UP.
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NOT NO DAMN "FLIP."
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THAT'S WHAT I SAID, MA.
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DAMN.
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WAIT, Y'ALL WANT TO TELL ME
WHAT'S GOING ON?
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WHAT IS THIS?
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WE ASK ALL THE QUESTIONS
'ROUND HERE!
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I'M GETTING READY TO BUST IN
YOUR HEAD WITH THIS DAMN BRICK!
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WAIT, NOW, WAIT,
OKAY, WHAT DID I DO?
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W‐W‐‐ OKAY?
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YOU A LOW‐DOWN,
DIRTY DOG!
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NO, I'M NOT.
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IF I SAY YOU ARE,
YOU ARE!
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AND UNTIL
YOU DO RIGHT BY ME,
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EVERYTHING YOU THINK ABOUT
GONNA FAIL.
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YOU KNOW
WHAT THE HELL'S GOING ON ‐‐
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YOUR SOLDIERS
THAT MARCHED UP NORMANDY BEACH
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AND TOOK HOSTAGES IN IRAQ,
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WITH THE EGGS
ON...FERTILIZATION.
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WHAT?
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HUMPTY DUMPTY CAME
AND GOT THE EGG OUT THE NEST!
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AND NOW THEY ON THE WALL,
AND THEY GETTING READY TO FALL.
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AND THERE'S GONNA BE
A WHOLE LOT OF LITTLE HUMPTYS
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RUNNING AROUND.
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'CAUSE YOUR DUMPTY
LIKE TO HUMP.
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE Y'ALL SAYING?!
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I KNOW
YOU AIN'T GET SMART!
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DON'T TELL ME HE
GETTIN' SMART, HATTIE, PLEASE.
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PLEASE DON'T TELL ME THAT FOOL
GETTIN' SMART.
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IS THAT FOOL
GETTIN' SMART, HATTIE?
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OH, HE DIDN'T GET
SMART, HATTIE.
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OH, HE DIDN'T GET SMART.
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MA, I THINK HE DID!
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NO ‐‐
WHAT THE HELL IS...
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MA, COME BACK.
WOW.
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MA!
WHAT?
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COME BACK. COME BACK.
I'M NOT GETTING SMART.
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I'M GETTING READY TO HIT HIM
WITH THIS DAMN BRICK, HATTIE.
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OOH, OOH.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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ONE, TWO, THREE.
BEAT HIS ASS.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
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OOH, MA,
I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK!
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DO IT. LET'S DO IT.
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STOP, STOP, STOP,
STOP, STOP, STOP.
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STOP. STOP.
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NOW, WHAT DID I DO?
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[ Voice breaking ]
MY DAUGHTER.
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HATTIE, DON'T ‐‐
DON'T GET EMOTIONAL.
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MA, I DID.
OH, HATTIE.
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OH, THAT MAKE ME
WANT TO PUT MY BRICK AWAY.
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MA.
HEY, HOLD ON, HERE.
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MY DAUGHTER
CAME OVER HERE.
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YES, SHE DID.
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AND SHE TOLD YOU.
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THAT'S WHAT
THEY SAY, NOW.
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SHE TOLD YOU...
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COME ON IN THE ROOM.
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...THAT SHE WAS GONNA
HAVE YOUR BABY.
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"PREGNANT," SHE SAID!
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AND YOU SAID YOU AIN'T WANT
ANYTHING TO DO WITH HER.
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KICKED OUT, KICKED OUT.
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OOH, THIS MAKE ME
SO DAMN MAD.
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HEY, HATTIE,
I GOT AN IDEA.
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I GOT AN IDEA.
WHAT THAT, MA?
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LET'S GET HIM
LIKE WE ON AN ELEVATOR.
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OOH.
YES.
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YOU BE ‐‐ YOU BE BEYONCé.
I'LL BE SOLANGE.
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OH, NO, HOLD ON, THERE, MA.
HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
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WHAT?
I WANT TO BE SOLANGE.
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HATTIE, WHY CAN'T
I BE SOLANGE?
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YOU BE BEYONCé. BEYONCé JUST
STOOD THERE LOOKING PRETTY.
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YEAH, BUT YOU KNOW THAT
AIN'T WHAT'S UP WITH ME.
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FINE, GO ON, BE SOLANGE.
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LET'S BOTH JUST TELL HIM.
WE BOTH BE SOLANGE.
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HOLD ‐‐ W‐WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT A MINUTE!
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WAIT A MINUTE!
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BARKING LIKE A DOG, EH?
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HEY, THAT KIND OF TURNED YOU
ON, THOUGH, DIDN'T IT?
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YEAH, IT DID.
THAT TOOK ME BACK, RIGHT THERE.
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[ LAUGHS ] ONE OF THEM OLD
BALD‐HEAD THUGS FROM PRISON.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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YEAH. YOU WERE
QUICK WITH IT, TOO.
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LINDA'S PREGNANT?
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DON'T ACT LIKE
YOU DON'T KNOW, PHLUP!
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SHE CAME AND TOLD YOU!
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I DON'T KNOW!
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SHE CAME
AND TOLD YOU!
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BUT ‐‐ WHAT ‐‐ OKAY,
SHE'S PREGNANT BY WHO?
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OH.
NOW HE INSULT ME, HATTIE.
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NOW HE INSULT ME.
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YOU ‐‐ WHA‐‐
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WHO YOU MEAN ‐‐ WHAT YOU MEAN,
"WHOSE IS IT?"
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YOU THE ONLY ONE
SHE BEEN WITH!
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L‐LINDA'S PREGNANT
BY ME?
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YOU THE ONLY ONE
SHE BEEN WITH!
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RIGHT!
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WHY SHE DIDN'T
TELL ME?
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SHE DID COME OVER HERE
AND TOLD YOU!
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NO, SHE DIDN'T.
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SHE SURE IN THE HELL
SAID IT.
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SHE DID NOT ‐‐
I PROMISE YOU,
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LINDA DID NOT TELL ME
SHE WAS PREGNANT.
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REALLY?
YES.
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WELL, SHE IS.
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OKAY, LOOK, UM, IT WAS
ONLY ONE TIME, BUT ‐‐
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THAT'S ALL IT TAKES
IS ONE DAMN TIME, MAN.
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NO WONDER SHE WAS ACTING SO
STRANGE WHEN SHE CAME OVER HERE.
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I NEED TO GO SEE HER.
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WELL, YOU SURE
IN THE HELL DO.
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YOU DONE SAID ONE DAMN THING
RIGHT SO FAR.
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HATTIE, YOU KNOW
I'M CRAZY ABOUT LINDA.
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YOU ARE?
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YES, BUT SHE DON'T WANT TO
HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ME.
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SHE DON'T?
NO.
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WHAT'S THAT ABOUT,
HATTIE?
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SHE'S SCARED, MA.
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SCARED OF WHAT?
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'CAUSE HE A GOOD MAN.
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SCARED OF A GOOD MAN.
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I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG
WITH SOME WOMEN.
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THEY SPEND THEIR WHOLE LIFE
PRAYING FOR ONE,
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THEN WHEN THEY GET HIM,
THEY'RE SCARED OF HIM.
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YEP.
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BUT THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS
WHEN YOU HAD A WHOLE LOT
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OF BAD ONES
THAT TREAT YOU LIKE HELL ‐‐
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WHEN YOU GET A GOOD ONE, YOU
DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM,
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SO YOU'D RATHER RUN HIM OFF
THAN TRUST HIM WITH YOUR HEART.
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BUT LINDA'S HEART DONE
BEEN BROKE SO MANY TIMES,
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SHE JUST ALWAYS
PUTTING UP A GUARD.
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THAT DON'T MAKE NO DAMN SENSE
TO ME AT ALL.
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"OOH, I'M SCARED. I'M‐A KEEP
MY HEART UP, BUT GET SOME."
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THAT'S CRAZY AS HELL.
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YEAH.
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THAT'S ABOUT
THE SIZE OF IT.
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WOW.
WE'RE HAVING A BABY.
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YOU GOT ANY MORE?
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UH...I GOT TWO.
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OH, YOU GOT TWO CHILDREN?
TWO.
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OKAY. YOU MARRIED?
YOU AIN'T MARRIED, ARE YOU?
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MY WIFE IS DECEASED.
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OH, I'M SORRY.
SO YOU FREE AND SINGLE.
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YOU AIN'T GOT
NO ATTACHMENTS AT ALL.
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WE'RE ASKING.
NOT ANYMORE.
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NOT ANYMORE. OKAY.
NOT ANYMORE.
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YOU LIKE LINDA?
YES!
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OKAY, WELL, LET ME TELL YOU
SOMETHING ABOUT LINDA.
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ANY TIME YOU GOT A WOMAN
THAT DONE HAD HER HEART BROKE,
231
00:09:07,941 --> 00:09:09,510
THERE'S A WAY
TO APPROACH IT.
232
00:09:09,510 --> 00:09:11,878
YOU GOT TO APPROACH IT GENTLY.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
233
00:09:11,878 --> 00:09:13,246
YES.
234
00:09:13,246 --> 00:09:15,716
YOU GONNA SPEND A LOT OF TIME,
SON ‐‐ HEAR ME GOOD ‐‐
235
00:09:15,716 --> 00:09:17,918
A LOT OF TIME REASSURING HER
THAT SHE IS OKAY.
236
00:09:17,918 --> 00:09:19,753
AND IF YOU AIN'T UP
FOR THE CHALLENGE,
237
00:09:19,753 --> 00:09:21,321
DON'T GO YOUR ASS
UP IN THERE.
238
00:09:21,321 --> 00:09:22,556
IT IS A CONSTANT CHALLENGE,
239
00:09:22,556 --> 00:09:24,891
TRYING TO REASSURE A WOMAN
THAT SHE GONNA BE OKAY.
240
00:09:24,891 --> 00:09:26,026
IT'S A CONSTANT CHALLENGE,
241
00:09:26,026 --> 00:09:27,828
TRYING TO LET HER KNOW
THAT SHE IS LOVED,
242
00:09:27,828 --> 00:09:29,663
'CAUSE WHEN SHE DONE
BEEN HURT BY A FOOL,
243
00:09:29,663 --> 00:09:31,031
SHE'S ALWAYS
GONNA BE LOOKING
244
00:09:31,031 --> 00:09:32,599
FOR YOU TO DO
THE SAME DAMN THING.
245
00:09:32,599 --> 00:09:34,568
AND SOMETIMES, YOU'LL WALK IN
THERE AND DO SOMETHING,
246
00:09:34,568 --> 00:09:35,969
AND YOU DONE STEPPED
ON A LAND MINE,
247
00:09:35,969 --> 00:09:37,170
AND YOU DON'T
EVEN KNOW IT.
248
00:09:37,170 --> 00:09:39,339
YOU GOT TO ALWAYS BE CAREFUL
OF LAND MINES, SON.
249
00:09:39,339 --> 00:09:41,474
THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE TO
FIND OUT EVERYTHING YOU CAN
250
00:09:41,474 --> 00:09:43,009
ABOUT WHAT THE LAST MAN
DONE DID.
251
00:09:43,009 --> 00:09:44,545
DO YOU HEAR
WHAT I'M TELLING YOU?
252
00:09:44,545 --> 00:09:45,979
FIND OUT WHAT
THE LAST MAN DONE DID.
253
00:09:45,979 --> 00:09:47,480
PEOPLE ARE LIKE,
"I DON'T WANT TO KNOW
254
00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,415
ABOUT THE LAST RELATIONSHIP."
YES, THE HELL YOU DO.
255
00:09:49,415 --> 00:09:51,685
THE REASON YOU WANT
TO KNOW ABOUT THE LAST
MAN RELATIONSHIP ‐‐
256
00:09:51,685 --> 00:09:53,754
SO YOU WILL KNOW WHEN YOU DONE
STEPPED ON SOMETHING HE DID.
257
00:09:53,754 --> 00:09:55,021
IT'LL BE SOMETHING
JUST INNOCENT,
258
00:09:55,021 --> 00:09:56,823
AND SHE'LL START THINKING,
"OH, WELL, HE DID THAT.
259
00:09:56,823 --> 00:09:57,924
YOU'RE GONNA DO IT, TOO."
260
00:09:57,924 --> 00:09:59,125
FIND OUT WHAT THE HELL
HE DID
261
00:09:59,125 --> 00:10:00,927
SO YOU CAN BE ALL RIGHT
IN THE RELATIONSHIP, SON.
262
00:10:00,927 --> 00:10:03,870
SHE'LL BE ALL RIGHT.
BUT APPROACH IT GENTLY.
263
00:10:03,870 --> 00:10:05,539
A WOMAN'S HEART
IS LIKE A VAULT.
264
00:10:05,539 --> 00:10:06,840
ONCE YOU'RE IN,
YOU'RE IN.
265
00:10:06,840 --> 00:10:07,941
BUT ONE YOU'RE OUT,
266
00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,110
THE NATIONAL GUARD CAN'T
GET YOUR ASS IN THERE.
267
00:10:10,110 --> 00:10:11,177
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
268
00:10:12,278 --> 00:10:14,748
NOW, I'M GOING HOME.
I'LL SEE Y'ALL LATER ON.
269
00:10:14,748 --> 00:10:16,983
A‐ALL RIGHT.
OOH‐EE!
270
00:10:16,983 --> 00:10:18,351
IT'S GOOD
TO MEET YOU, MAN.
271
00:10:18,351 --> 00:10:20,621
I WISH IT WAS UNDER
CALMER CIRCUMSTANCES
272
00:10:20,621 --> 00:10:23,256
'CAUSE I WAS COMING UP HERE
TO MESS YOUR ASS UP!
273
00:10:23,256 --> 00:10:25,491
COME ON, HATTIE.
M‐M‐MISS HATTIE.
274
00:10:25,491 --> 00:10:27,127
YOU GET ON OVER THERE.
SHE AT THE DINER.
275
00:10:27,127 --> 00:10:28,194
SHE'LL BE HOME
LATER ON.
276
00:10:28,194 --> 00:10:29,563
YOU MAKE SURE
YOU GET OVER THERE
277
00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:30,864
AND MAKE EVERYTHING
ALL RIGHT.
278
00:10:30,864 --> 00:10:32,365
ALL RIGHT.
AND DON'T BE SNITCHING.
279
00:10:32,365 --> 00:10:34,500
BETTER NOT SNITCH.
280
00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,670
BETTER NOT BE NO...
281
00:10:36,670 --> 00:10:38,238
BYE, BOY.
282
00:10:38,238 --> 00:10:39,540
ALL RIGHT. BYE.
BYE, PHILIP!
283
00:10:39,540 --> 00:10:41,007
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
284
00:10:56,757 --> 00:10:59,125
[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
285
00:11:02,368 --> 00:11:03,570
WHO ‐‐
286
00:11:03,570 --> 00:11:05,506
LINDA.
287
00:11:07,240 --> 00:11:09,209
YOU'RE PREGNANT?
288
00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:11,177
MAMA!
289
00:11:11,177 --> 00:11:13,847
Hattie: WHAT?!
290
00:11:15,982 --> 00:11:18,218
YES, I AM.
291
00:11:18,218 --> 00:11:20,721
WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME?
292
00:11:20,721 --> 00:11:22,122
I TRIED TO.
293
00:11:22,122 --> 00:11:27,293
BUT Y'ALL WAS BUSY WATCHING
MOVIES IN THE BEDROOM...
294
00:11:27,293 --> 00:11:30,697
AND THE TV
IS DOWNSTAIRS.
295
00:11:32,599 --> 00:11:34,901
I'M SORRY ABOUT THAT.
296
00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:37,170
I‐I‐I‐I SH‐‐ I SHOULDN'T
HAVE RUSHED YOU OUT.
297
00:11:37,170 --> 00:11:38,805
I SHOULD HAVE
LISTENED TO YOU.
298
00:11:38,805 --> 00:11:40,306
IT'S OKAY.
299
00:11:40,306 --> 00:11:44,177
NO, REALLY, REALLY,
I'M ‐‐ I'M ‐‐ I'M SORRY.
300
00:11:45,411 --> 00:11:48,682
IS ‐‐ IS THERE SOMETHING
YOU WANT TO SAY TO ME?
301
00:11:48,682 --> 00:11:51,652
NO.
302
00:11:51,652 --> 00:11:53,720
ARE YOU SURE?
303
00:11:53,720 --> 00:11:56,156
DID THEY COME SEE YOU?
304
00:11:57,591 --> 00:11:59,626
YEAH.
305
00:12:00,901 --> 00:12:03,003
AND THEY TOLD ME.
306
00:12:04,337 --> 00:12:06,072
UM...
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
307
00:12:06,072 --> 00:12:07,708
...YOUR NOSE
IS TWITCHING.
308
00:12:09,643 --> 00:12:11,244
Madea: THAT'S 'CAUSE
HE'S SCARED AS HELL!
309
00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:16,517
THEY TRIED TO HURT ME.
310
00:12:17,918 --> 00:12:21,154
IT'S OKAY, BABY.
I CAN PROTECT YOU.
311
00:12:21,154 --> 00:12:23,724
AH, I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THAT.
312
00:12:26,059 --> 00:12:29,095
SO...WE'RE PREGNANT?
313
00:12:30,363 --> 00:12:32,298
YEAH.
314
00:12:32,298 --> 00:12:35,301
WOW.
315
00:12:35,301 --> 00:12:37,070
I'M ‐‐ I'M ‐‐ I'M SORRY.
316
00:12:37,070 --> 00:12:38,705
I DIDN'T MEAN
FOR THIS TO HAPPEN.
317
00:12:38,705 --> 00:12:41,107
HEY, HEY, LOOK, NO, IT'S ‐‐
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.
318
00:12:41,107 --> 00:12:42,375
I CAN TAKE CARE
OF THIS BABY, PHILIP.
319
00:12:42,375 --> 00:12:43,409
HEY, HEY, HEY.
320
00:12:48,114 --> 00:12:49,616
WHAT THEY DOING,
HATTIE?
321
00:12:49,616 --> 00:12:54,154
Hattie: OOH, THAT'S HOW YOU GOT
KNOCKED UP IN THE FIRST PLACE!
322
00:12:59,159 --> 00:13:01,134
LOOK, I'M NOT UPSET.
323
00:13:01,134 --> 00:13:02,669
YOU'RE NOT?
324
00:13:02,669 --> 00:13:04,070
NO.
325
00:13:04,070 --> 00:13:06,339
I THOUGHT YOU MOVED ON.
326
00:13:06,339 --> 00:13:07,708
I WAS HURT.
327
00:13:07,708 --> 00:13:09,042
LYING ASS.
328
00:13:11,144 --> 00:13:14,515
BABY, I LOVE YOU.
I'M IN LOVE WITH YOU.
329
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:20,053
ARE YOU REALLY?
YES.
330
00:13:20,053 --> 00:13:24,390
YES, I LOVE YOU.
331
00:13:24,390 --> 00:13:26,459
OH, PHILIP.
332
00:13:26,459 --> 00:13:29,963
LINDA, I'M DONE, OKAY?
LINDA, I'M DONE.
333
00:13:29,963 --> 00:13:32,232
WHY CAN'T
YOU BELIEVE THAT?
334
00:13:32,232 --> 00:13:34,067
I‐I‐I WANT TO.
335
00:13:34,067 --> 00:13:36,537
JUST DO IT. DO IT.
336
00:13:36,537 --> 00:13:39,873
DO IT! HELL! WHAT THE HELL'S
WRONG WITH HER, HATTIE?
337
00:13:39,873 --> 00:13:43,276
I TOLD YOU WHEN SHE WAS BORN,
IF YOU'D KEPT THAT DAMN...
338
00:13:43,276 --> 00:13:45,478
THAT WATER
DRAINED OFF HER BRAIN.
339
00:13:45,478 --> 00:13:47,280
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
340
00:13:47,280 --> 00:13:52,018
LOOK, HONEY, UM...
WE'RE PREGNANT.
341
00:13:52,018 --> 00:13:54,054
YEAH.
OKAY.
342
00:13:54,054 --> 00:13:56,322
UH...WELL, I‐I‐I GOT TO GO
TO WORK, BUT I'LL COME BACK.
343
00:13:56,322 --> 00:13:57,891
YEAH, HE HAS TO GO
TO WORK, HATTIE.
344
00:13:57,891 --> 00:13:59,292
HE'S GOT TO MAKE
THAT DAMN MONEY.
345
00:13:59,292 --> 00:14:00,293
HE GOT A BABY COMING.
346
00:14:00,293 --> 00:14:01,868
LET HIM GO TO WORK.
347
00:14:01,868 --> 00:14:03,637
HE GOT TO GO HIS ASS
TO WORK.
348
00:14:03,637 --> 00:14:04,771
LET HIM GO TO WORK!
349
00:14:04,771 --> 00:14:05,772
THEY ‐‐ OKAY.
350
00:14:05,772 --> 00:14:07,140
I'M GONNA ‐‐ I'M GONNA ‐‐
OKAY.
351
00:14:07,140 --> 00:14:08,642
I‐I'LL COME BY
AFTER I GET OFF.
352
00:14:08,642 --> 00:14:10,911
YEAH, YOU COME BY
AFTER YOU GET OFF,
353
00:14:10,911 --> 00:14:14,147
'CAUSE THE BIBLE SAYS IF A MAN
DON'T WORK, HE DON'T EAT!
354
00:14:14,147 --> 00:14:15,315
SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
355
00:14:15,315 --> 00:14:16,917
OKAY.
ALL RIGHT, HONEY. MM.
356
00:14:16,917 --> 00:14:18,184
OKAY, GREAT.
BYE.
357
00:14:18,184 --> 00:14:20,286
THE BIBLE SAY IF A MAN DON'T
WORK, HE DON'T GET NONE.
358
00:14:20,286 --> 00:14:21,755
NOW LET IT GO.
IT'S TIME TO WORK.
359
00:14:24,324 --> 00:14:26,426
OKAY.
I‐I DON'T ‐‐ MMM.
360
00:14:28,128 --> 00:14:29,262
I'M SO HAPPY.
361
00:14:29,262 --> 00:14:31,464
I'M SO RELIEVED.
362
00:14:33,734 --> 00:14:37,103
WOW. UH...
363
00:14:37,103 --> 00:14:40,173
OH, MY GOD,
WE'RE PREGNANT, I'M HAPPY.
364
00:14:40,173 --> 00:14:42,776
ME TOO.
365
00:14:42,776 --> 00:14:45,278
I LOVE YOU.
366
00:14:45,278 --> 00:14:47,013
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
367
00:14:48,715 --> 00:14:50,383
ALL RIGHT,
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
368
00:14:50,383 --> 00:14:52,118
OH ‐‐ OH, WAIT.
MM‐MM. MM.
369
00:14:52,118 --> 00:14:54,588
WIPE THAT LIPSTICK
OFF YOUR LIPS.
370
00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:58,224
LEAVE THAT LIPSTICK ON!
LET THEM KNOW HE MARKED!
371
00:14:58,224 --> 00:14:59,660
WELL...
372
00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:02,435
YOU HEAR ALL THAT? HE GOING TO
WORK, LEAVE THE LIPSTICK ON!
373
00:15:02,435 --> 00:15:03,570
O‐OKAY.
I LOVE YOU.
374
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:07,373
GO ON.
GET OUT OF HERE. BYE. BYE.
375
00:15:07,373 --> 00:15:09,843
BRING YOUR ASS
IN THIS KITCHEN.
376
00:15:09,843 --> 00:15:11,645
RIGHT NOW.
COME ON IN HERE.
377
00:15:12,913 --> 00:15:14,047
MAMA!
378
00:15:14,047 --> 00:15:16,182
DON'T YOU STORM
UP IN HERE LIKE THIS.
379
00:15:16,182 --> 00:15:17,417
SIT DOWN.
380
00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,319
TAKE THAT
ALL OUT YOUR VOICE.
381
00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,621
SIT DOWN.
382
00:15:20,621 --> 00:15:22,488
NOW, WHAT WAS
YOU GONNA SAY?
383
00:15:22,488 --> 00:15:25,559
I CAN'T BELIEVE
Y'ALL TOLD HIM.
384
00:15:25,559 --> 00:15:27,794
WE SURE DID.
SURE DID.
385
00:15:27,794 --> 00:15:29,830
BUT I ASKED YOU NOT TO.
386
00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:32,298
AND WE IGNORED YOU
NOT TO.
387
00:15:32,298 --> 00:15:34,200
[ LAUGHS ]
388
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:36,537
HONEY, WE YOUR FAMILY.
WE GOT YOUR BACK.
389
00:15:36,537 --> 00:15:38,238
AND ‐‐
AND HE GOT YOUR FRONT.
390
00:15:38,238 --> 00:15:41,207
[ LAUGHS ]
STOP THAT.
391
00:15:41,207 --> 00:15:43,510
COME ON, LINDA, WHY DIDN'T
YOU TELL THAT MAN THE TRUTH?
392
00:15:43,510 --> 00:15:47,147
I'M JUST SO EMBARRASSED
AND ASHAMED.
393
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,215
ASHAMED OF WHAT?
394
00:15:49,215 --> 00:15:53,386
I'M 40 YEARS OLD, PREGNANT,
AND NOT MARRIED.
395
00:15:53,386 --> 00:15:55,055
YEAH.
396
00:15:55,055 --> 00:15:59,560
I MEAN, I'M A CHRISTIAN,
AND I WAS CELIBATE.
397
00:15:59,560 --> 00:16:00,861
I'VE BEEN GOING TO CHURCH.
398
00:16:00,861 --> 00:16:02,903
AND I DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT,
BUT I GOT ‐‐
399
00:16:02,903 --> 00:16:04,671
HONEY, WHAT ALL THAT
GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING?
400
00:16:04,671 --> 00:16:06,707
I JUST DON'T WANT GOD
TO PUNISH ME.
401
00:16:06,707 --> 00:16:08,408
PUNISH YOU?
402
00:16:08,408 --> 00:16:12,045
LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING,
AND UNDERSTAND THIS REAL GOOD.
403
00:16:12,045 --> 00:16:14,280
WHEN YOU MAKE A MISTAKE
AND DO SOMETHING,
404
00:16:14,280 --> 00:16:16,316
THAT'S DIFFERENT
THAN DOING SOMETHING
405
00:16:16,316 --> 00:16:18,418
OVER AND OVER AND OVER
AND OVER AGAIN.
406
00:16:18,418 --> 00:16:20,687
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
YOU MADE A MISTAKE.
407
00:16:20,687 --> 00:16:22,355
YOU GOT WEAK.
408
00:16:22,355 --> 00:16:25,058
THAT DON'T MEAN THAT YOU
WAS DOING IT INTENTIONALLY.
409
00:16:25,058 --> 00:16:27,794
WHAT IS GROWING INSIDE OF YOU
RIGHT NOW AIN'T NO SIN.
410
00:16:27,794 --> 00:16:29,796
GOD AIN'T GONNA
PUNISH YOU FOR THAT.
411
00:16:29,796 --> 00:16:31,364
YOU HEAR ME?
412
00:16:31,364 --> 00:16:33,834
THAT ‐‐ THAT IS A BLESSING
GROWING INSIDE OF YOU.
413
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:36,537
DON'T MAKE THAT BABY THINK
SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH HIM
414
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,038
'CAUSE YOU MADE
A MISTAKE.
415
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,806
DON'T DO THAT.
THAT AIN'T RIGHT.
416
00:16:39,806 --> 00:16:40,974
DO YOU UNDERSTAND?
417
00:16:40,974 --> 00:16:41,875
YES.
418
00:16:41,875 --> 00:16:43,109
DID YOU REPENT?
419
00:16:43,109 --> 00:16:44,110
YES.
GOOD.
420
00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:46,046
WELL, THAT'S ALL
YOU NEED TO DO.
421
00:16:46,046 --> 00:16:48,949
'CAUSE IF YOU'RE A CHRISTIAN
AND YOU BELIEVE IN GOD
422
00:16:48,949 --> 00:16:50,150
AND YOU GO TO REPENT ‐‐
423
00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:51,718
AND REPENT MEANS YOU
AIN'T GONNA DO IT NO MORE ‐‐
424
00:16:51,718 --> 00:16:53,153
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED
TO WORRY ABOUT,
425
00:16:53,153 --> 00:16:54,988
IF YOU'RE GONNA GO THERE
AND DO IT RIGHT,
426
00:16:54,988 --> 00:16:57,290
'CAUSE FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND,
WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS ‐‐
427
00:16:57,290 --> 00:16:59,125
THE SIN IS IN THE HAVING SEX
BEFORE THE MARRIAGE.
428
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,393
AIN'T THAT
WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS?
429
00:17:00,393 --> 00:17:02,035
YEAH.
THAT WHAT YOU'RE UPSET ABOUT?
430
00:17:02,035 --> 00:17:03,504
THAT'S WHERE THE GUILT IS?
YES.
431
00:17:03,504 --> 00:17:04,971
BUT THEN IF JESUS WENT
TO THE CROSS
432
00:17:04,971 --> 00:17:06,607
AND HE DIED FOR THE BLOOD
TO COVER ALL THAT,
433
00:17:06,607 --> 00:17:07,641
WHAT YOU WORRIED ABOUT?
434
00:17:09,475 --> 00:17:11,578
YOU WANT TO
GET UP THERE, TOO?
435
00:17:11,578 --> 00:17:13,647
WHY YOU TRYING TO PUT YOURSELF
UP ON THE CROSS
436
00:17:13,647 --> 00:17:15,481
WHEN HE DONE ALREADY DIED
FOR IT, HONEY?
437
00:17:15,481 --> 00:17:17,551
LET SOME OF THIS STUFF GO,
AND DON'T DO AGAIN,
438
00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:19,820
IF THAT IS YOUR HEART
AND YOUR INTENTION, YOU KNOW?
439
00:17:19,820 --> 00:17:22,088
AND IF YOU DO DO IT AGAIN
AND YOU MAKE A MISTAKE
440
00:17:22,088 --> 00:17:23,857
AND DO IT AGAIN,
THAT IS ALL RIGHT,
441
00:17:23,857 --> 00:17:25,225
AS LONG AS YOUR INTENTION
442
00:17:25,225 --> 00:17:27,628
IS NOT TO KEEP DOING IT
OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
443
00:17:27,628 --> 00:17:30,597
PEOPLE LIVE THEIR LIFE TRYING
TO BEAT THEYSELF UP TOO MUCH
444
00:17:30,597 --> 00:17:33,299
ABOUT SOMETHING THAT
THEY DONE MADE A MISTAKE ABOUT.
445
00:17:33,299 --> 00:17:35,101
LET IT GO.
GOD WILL FORGIVE YOU.
446
00:17:35,101 --> 00:17:36,970
BUT LEARN HOW
TO FORGIVE YOURSELF.
447
00:17:36,970 --> 00:17:39,072
AND THAT'S HARD
FOR SOME PEOPLE TO DO, HONEY.
448
00:17:39,072 --> 00:17:40,406
FORGIVE YOURSELF.
YOU HEAR ME?
449
00:17:40,406 --> 00:17:41,508
YES.
450
00:17:41,508 --> 00:17:43,409
FORGIVE YOURSELF.
IT'S GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
451
00:17:43,409 --> 00:17:44,978
THANK YOU.
GONNA RAISE THAT BABY.
452
00:17:44,978 --> 00:17:46,446
THAT'S A GOOD MAN.
I LIKE HIM.
453
00:17:46,446 --> 00:17:48,615
I WAS GETTING READY TO KILL HIM,
BUT I LIKE HIM.
454
00:17:48,615 --> 00:17:50,116
[ CHUCKLES ]
455
00:17:50,116 --> 00:17:52,452
YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
YOU GONNA BE JUST FINE.
456
00:17:52,452 --> 00:17:54,555
WILL YOU COME TO CHURCH
WITH ME, AUNT MADEA?
457
00:17:54,555 --> 00:17:56,623
[ COUGHS ]
458
00:17:56,623 --> 00:17:59,392
GIRL, YOU ABOUT TO CHOKE
THE HELL OUT OF ME. HELL.
459
00:17:59,392 --> 00:18:01,301
Y'ALL PUT IN THAT
SMOKING SECTION YET?
460
00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,336
NO.
461
00:18:03,336 --> 00:18:05,105
THEN HELL, NO,
I AIN'T COMING UP IN THERE.
462
00:18:05,105 --> 00:18:07,173
LET ME KNOW WHEN Y'ALL GET TO
THAT "PUFF, PUFF, PRAISE."
463
00:18:07,173 --> 00:18:08,374
THEN I'LL BE UP IN THERE.
464
00:18:08,374 --> 00:18:11,077
I NEED A CHURCH WHERE
THEY HAVE SOME REEFER
465
00:18:11,077 --> 00:18:12,613
OR SOMETHING UP IN THERE.
466
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:14,047
ME AND THE LORD
NEED SOME PUFFING.
467
00:18:16,650 --> 00:18:17,951
[ LAUGHS ]
YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?
468
00:18:17,951 --> 00:18:19,285
YES.
469
00:18:19,285 --> 00:18:22,155
I GOT TO GO, AND ANYTIME
YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE THERE.
470
00:18:22,155 --> 00:18:23,690
BUT THAT'S A GOOD MAN.
471
00:18:23,690 --> 00:18:26,760
DON'T MAKE HIM PAY
FOR THE MISTAKES OF
ANY OF THE OTHERS.
472
00:18:26,760 --> 00:18:28,294
LOVE HIM AS BEST YOU CAN,
473
00:18:28,294 --> 00:18:30,564
LEAVE ALL YOUR MISTAKES
IN THE PAST,
474
00:18:30,564 --> 00:18:32,666
AND LOVE HIM
AS HARD AS YOU CAN.
475
00:18:32,666 --> 00:18:34,034
YOU UNDERSTAND?
YES.
476
00:18:34,034 --> 00:18:35,536
ALL RIGHT.
I LOVE YOU.
477
00:18:35,536 --> 00:18:37,170
I LOVE YOU, TOO,
AUNT MADEA.
478
00:18:37,170 --> 00:18:38,905
OKAY.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
479
00:18:38,905 --> 00:18:40,507
ALL RIGHT.
I WAS GONNA HUG YOU,
480
00:18:40,507 --> 00:18:42,776
BUT, YOU KNOW,
I DON'T GET INTO ALL OF THAT.
481
00:18:42,776 --> 00:18:43,910
HIGH FIVE?
482
00:18:43,910 --> 00:18:45,779
NO, NO, HONEY.
PEOPLE DON'T WASH THEIR HANDS.
483
00:18:45,779 --> 00:18:47,247
HATTIE, I'LL SEE YOU
LATER ON, BABY.
484
00:18:47,247 --> 00:18:49,415
ALL RIGHT, MA.
KNOW I LOVE YOU.
485
00:18:49,415 --> 00:18:52,052
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
I'LL SEE YOU AT BINGO.
486
00:18:52,052 --> 00:18:53,720
GIRL, YOU KNOW
I AIN'T GOING NO DAMN BINGO.
487
00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:55,021
CALL ME WHEN YOU GO
TO A CASINO.
488
00:18:55,021 --> 00:18:56,056
[ LAUGHS ]
489
00:18:56,056 --> 00:18:58,525
ALL RIGHT, MA, I WILL.
490
00:18:58,525 --> 00:19:00,193
THANK YOU, MA.
WHAT YOU LOOKING FOR, MA?
491
00:19:00,193 --> 00:19:02,603
I'M JUST TRY TO FIND ‐‐
MAKE SURE THE BACK DOOR ‐‐
492
00:19:02,603 --> 00:19:04,938
YOU KNOW THESE DAMN FLOORBOARDS
BACK HERE IS WEAK
493
00:19:04,938 --> 00:19:06,206
IN YOUR OLD‐ASS HOUSE.
494
00:19:20,587 --> 00:19:24,625
[ Primly ] MY DAUGHTER, WOULD
YOU CARE FOR A SPOT OF TEA?
495
00:19:24,625 --> 00:19:25,759
[ CHUCKLES ]
496
00:19:25,759 --> 00:19:27,027
[ LAUGHS ]
497
00:19:27,027 --> 00:19:29,029
COME ON, SIT DOWN.
498
00:19:29,029 --> 00:19:32,733
YOU NEED A LITTLE SOMETHING
TO SIT ON TO WHET YOUR PALATE.
499
00:19:32,733 --> 00:19:35,168
YEAH.
500
00:19:35,168 --> 00:19:37,738
THANK YOU, MAMA.
501
00:19:37,738 --> 00:19:40,040
I LOVE YOU, BABY.
502
00:19:40,040 --> 00:19:42,042
I REALLY KNOW THAT.
503
00:19:42,042 --> 00:19:44,377
YOU REALLY DO?
504
00:19:44,377 --> 00:19:46,980
SOMETIMES.
505
00:19:48,582 --> 00:19:51,585
WELL, THEN THIS IS
ONE OF THOSE TIMES.
506
00:19:51,585 --> 00:19:53,754
I KNOW.
507
00:19:53,754 --> 00:19:55,589
GOOD.
508
00:19:55,589 --> 00:19:58,091
MOM, AM I GONNA BE
ALL RIGHT?
509
00:19:58,091 --> 00:20:00,627
YOU GONNA BE ALL RIGHT?
510
00:20:00,627 --> 00:20:03,537
HELL, YEAH,
YOU'RE GONNA BE ALL RIGHT.
511
00:20:06,072 --> 00:20:09,442
WE GONNA RAISE
THIS BABY IN LOVE.
512
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:13,179
YES, WE WILL.
513
00:20:17,017 --> 00:20:20,654
BABY, I'M PROUD OF YOU.
514
00:20:20,654 --> 00:20:22,823
ARE YOU?
515
00:20:22,823 --> 00:20:26,359
I KNOW I MIGHT NOT ACT LIKE IT
SOMETIMES, BUT I AM.
516
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:28,962
REALLY, REALLY, I AM.
[ CHUCKLES ]
517
00:20:30,631 --> 00:20:33,033
BABY, I WANT YOU
TO UNDERSTAND SOMETHING.
518
00:20:35,168 --> 00:20:40,473
ONE MISTAKE DON'T WIPE OUT
ALL THE GOOD THAT YOU'VE DONE.
519
00:20:41,575 --> 00:20:44,244
LINDA, I LOVE YOU,
AND I'M SO PROUD OF YOU,
520
00:20:44,244 --> 00:20:45,779
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
521
00:20:47,180 --> 00:20:48,181
YOU HEAR ME?
522
00:20:48,181 --> 00:20:50,717
YEAH.
I MEAN IT.
523
00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:53,787
THANK YOU, MAMA.
524
00:20:53,787 --> 00:20:56,289
YEAH.
I LOVE YOU, TOO.
525
00:20:56,289 --> 00:20:57,791
[ CHUCKLES ]
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