Original subtitles

TAKE THAT GRINDER AND, UM, CLEAN UP THAT GRILL.

THIS IS REAL.

HATTIE.

WHAT?!

IT'S LINDA.

WHAT ABOUT HER?

SHE CRYING.

I KNOW.

WELL, WHAT IS IT?

YOU DO KNOW SHE'S PREGNANT, RIGHT?

I KNOW THAT, BUT WHY IS SHE CRYING?

HORMONES, JACKASS.

I AIN'T NEVER HEARD OF NO JACKASS HORMONES.

NO, IT'S HER HORMONES. YOU'RE THE JACKASS.

WELL, THAT'S MORE THAN JUST HORMONES.

LOOK, HAS SHE TOLD PHIL THAT SHE'S PREGNANT YET?

NO, I'VE BEEN TELLING HER TO TELL HIM ALL DAY.

WELL, WHY WON'T SHE TELL HIM?

HORMONES.

WHAT? THAT'S CRAZY.

YEAH, THEY MAKE YOU CRAZY.

IF YOU DON'T LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE

AND STOP ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS...

MINE'S GONNA MAKE ME KILL YOU.

WELL, LOOK, LINDA NEEDS TO TELL HIM.

GO TELL HER THAT.

NOT WITH ALL THEM HORMONES.

THEN LEAVE ME THE HELL ALONE OR GO TELL HER.

FINE, I WILL.

OKAY, GREAT.

I'M NOT SCARED OF LINDA.

LET ME KNOW HOW THAT PANS OUT FOR YOU, YA HEAR?

I'M GONNA STRAIGHTEN THIS OUT A LOT.

OKAY, GREAT.

[ PANS CLATTER ]

YOU GOOD?

DIDN'T PAN OUT TOO WELL, DID IT?

SHE WAS WIELDING A KNIFE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH, THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

NOW, HOW IS THAT RIGHT?

HORMONES!

WHAT?

YEAH.

WHEN A WOMAN'S PREGNANT,

SOME DAYS SHE WANT TO CRY

AND OTHER DAYS SHE JUST WANT TO KILL THE BASTARD

THAT KNOCKED HER UP.

WELL, I AIN'T THE BASTARD THAT DID IT TO HER.

YEAH, I KNOW THAT, YOU KNOW THAT,

BUT HER HORMONES DON'T KNOW THAT.

NOW, FOR REAL, ARE YOU REALLY SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, HATTIE?

ABOUT THESE HORMONES AND ALL?

YEAH. IT WAS FOR ME.

SOON AS I STOPPED SIPPING, I STARTED SLICING.

[ Voice breaking ] IS THIS WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BROTHER?

AH, HELL, HE AIN'T HAD BUT A COUPLE FLESH WOUNDS.

YOU NEED TO STOP DRINKING.

THAT'S WHY I SLICED HIM...

BECAUSE I STOPPED SIPPING.

YEAH, THAT'S HOW THINGS GO DOWN SOMETIMES.

OOH, THERE GO LINDA.

UH, LINDA BABY.

WHAT?

I WAS JUST TALKING TO YOUR UNCLE FLOYD ‐‐

ABOUT?

UH, NOT MUCH.

THEN WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO ME?

I WAS ACTUALLY TALKING TO FLOYD ABOUT PHIL.

OH...I DON'T WANT HEAR THAT, MAMA.

NOW, LOOK, SPORT.

I'M TRYING TO BE NICE.

WELL, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, MAMA.

LINDA, I SAID I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE

'CAUSE I KNOW THE PREDICAMENT YOU IN RIGHT NOW.

AND I REALIZE THAT YOUR SITUATION

CAUSES YOU TO FEEL SOME SORT OF TYPE OF WAY AND EVERYTHING.

BUT YOU ARE GONNA TELL PHIL ABOUT THAT BABY.

HMM, THAT'S RIGHT, HATTIE. YOU TELL HER.

YOU NEED TO TELL PHIL ABOUT THAT BABY.

THAT'S RIGHT.

WHY?

BECAUSE HE'S THE FATHER OF THE CHILD.

HE HAS RIGHT TO KNOW, LINDA.

WELL, HE'S MOVED ON, SO I'M NOT TELLING HIM.

IS THAT THE WAY YOU FEEL? THAT'S HOW YOU FEEL?

YOU ARE GONNA TELL HIM TODAY.

IF NOT, MY TOES WILL BE ON HIS PORCH TELLING HIM TOMORROW.

NO, YOU WON'T, MAMA.

YES, THE HELL I AM!

I'M WARNING YOU!

[ GASPS ]

COME ON, CHAMP.

DID SHE ‐‐ DON'T DO IT.

SHE GAVE ME A WARNING?

YEAH. A WARNING.

LINDA, PRECIOUS...

I'M THE ONE THAT'S DEAD.

AND YOU WILL TELL PHILIP ABOUT THAT BABY.

TA‐TA‐TA ‐‐ CALM. HORMONES, HATTIE.

I GOT A COUPLE TWO, THREE THERE.

AND EACH OF THEM IS DEADLY.

YOU WILL TELL HIM!

OKAY, MAMA.

I'LL GO OVER THERE.

OKAY, GREAT.

GET TO STEPPING.

NOT RIGHT NOW.

RIGHT NOW IS BETTER TIME THAN ANY OTHER TIME.

I'M WORKING.

AIN'T NOBODY IN YOUR SECTION.

RIGHT.

AND IF THERE WERE,

YOU DON'T EVEN GIVE NO GOOD SERVICE ANYWAY.

RIGHT AGAIN.

DID YOU SEE THEM WHEN THEY CAME IN?

IT'S LIKE, "OOH, LINDA'S SECTION,"

AND THEN CAME RIGHT BACK OVER HERE.

FINE.

OKAY, GREAT.

OKAY, GREAT.

SO, HOW YOU THINK HE'S GONNA TAKE IT?

HE'S GONNA PASS OUT LIKE A LITTLE BAM.

YOU THINK? YEAH.

AND SHE'S FIXING TO GO GET HER LITTLE FEELINGS HURT.

WELL, WHY WOULD YOU LET HER GO OVER THERE, THEN?

'CAUSE HE NEED TO KNOW!

HOW HE GONNA PASS OUT?

[ LAUGHS ]

[ KNOCKING ON DOOR ]

LINDA. HI.

OH.

WHAT ‐‐ WHAT YOU GOT ON?

HI.

HEY.

UM...

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I JUST WANTED TO...

I WANTED TO TALK ‐‐

COULD YOU PUT SOME CLOTHES ON?

YEAH. GIVE ME A SECOND.

OKAY.

I JUST WANTED TO TALK.

HOO.

OKAY, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

WHAT'S GOING ON?

THANK YOU.

I NEEDED TO TALK TO YOU.

OKAY. YOU COULDN'T CALL FIRST?

I APOLOGIZE.

BUT IT'S IMPORTANT.

TOO IMPORTANT TO CALL?

I SAID "I APOLOGIZE, BUT IT'S IMPORTANT."

OKAY.

WELL, WAIT A MINUTE.

WHAT WERE YOU DOING?

WELL, I WAS ABOUT TO GET ‐‐

OH.

OH.

I SEE IT'S NOT WHAT, IT'S WHO.

HI.

HI.

LINDA, RIGHT?

HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?

OH [CHUCKLES] HE MENTIONED YOU.

I LIKE YOUR DRESS.

I WISH I LIKED YOUR SHEET.

[ CHUCKLES ] I'M SORRY.

THAT COLOR ‐‐ THAT COLOR LOOKS SO GOOD ON YOU.

MM‐HMM.

THANKS.

OH, OH, I'M SORRY.

YOU TOO ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING.

YEP. BABY...

I'M GONNA GO BACK UPSTAIRS.

OKAY.

THIS WON'T TAKE LONG.

OH, OH, OH.

HOW YOU KNOW IT WON'T TAKE LONG?

YOU DON'T WANT ME, REMEMBER?

WHAT IS SHE DOING UPSTAIRS?

WELL, WE WERE ABOUT TO WATCH A MOVIE UNTIL YOU ‐‐

YOUR TV IS DOWN HERE.

WHERE ARE THE KIDS?

AT THEIR GRANDPARENTS'.

GOOD. GOOD.

'CAUSE THEY DON'T NEED TO SEE THAT HUSSY

TRAMPSING AROUND UPSTAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE IN THAT SHEET!

THIS AIN'T NO TOGA PARTY, MAN.

WATCHING A MOVIE ‐‐ I BET YOU'RE WATCHING A MOVIE.

THE MOVIE'S WATCHING YOU. WHERE DID SHE COME FROM, PHILIP?

WHAT?

LOOK, I'M JUST ASKING.

OKAY, YOU DON'T WANT ME, REMEMBER?

SO, WHAT DOES IT MATTER?

I'M YOUR FRIEND, RIGHT?

OKAY, FRIEND. I'M YOUR FRIEND.

OKAY, FRIEND.

I'M LISTENING.

Woman: HURRY UP, BABE!

SHE'S A LITTLE IMPATIENT.

CLEARLY.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

IT CAN WAIT.

NO, NO, NO, IT CAN'T.

YOU CAME OVER HERE TO TELL ME YOU WANT TO DATE ME.

WHAT? NO, NO, NO.

YOU CAME TO TELL ME YOU WANT TO DATE ME ‐‐

WELL, IT'S NOT HAPPENING.

NOT AFTER ALL THE TIMES YOU SHUT ME DOWN.

YOU KNOW WHAT, HONEY? I TOOK YOUR ADVICE.

I MOVED ON.

WHA‐‐

YOU WANT TO DATE ME?

HMM?

YOU KNOW, I DON'T UNDERSTAND SOME WOMEN.

THEY DOG A BROTHER,

THEN WHEN HE MOVES ON AND FINDS SOMEBODY ELSE,

THEN THEY DECIDE THEY WANT TO COME ON STRONG.

WELL, YOU DON'T WANT ME, REMEMBER?

THAT'S NOT WHAT I WAS ‐‐

SO GET THAT OUT OF YOUR HEAD.

I'VE MOVED ON. I'M SORRY.

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO ME?

NO, LET ME TELL YOU WHAT THIS IS.

I GOT SOMEONE UPSTAIRS, WHO WANTS ME,

WANTS TO BE WITH ME,

WANTS TO HOLD ME,

WANTS TO LOVE ME, WANT TO MAKE LOVE TO ME.

I‐I‐I‐I GET IT.

YOU GET IT? I GOT IT.

OKAY, GET IT, GOT IT, GOOD.

WHY ARE YOU BEING SO MEAN TO ME?

WELL, WEREN'T YOU MEAN TO ME?

HMM?

OKAY.

OKAY, GET IT, GOT IT, NOW GET GONE.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

HEY, DANNY.

HEY, GRANDMA.

IS MY MOM BACK YET?

NO, SHE AIN'T BACK.

WELL, HOW LONG HAS SHE BEEN GONE?

LONG ENOUGH TO GET HER HEART BROKE?

NO, I DON'T THINK PHILIP'S THAT KIND OF GUY.

YEAH, WHATEVER. [ LAUGHS ]

I'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE.

WE'VE ALSO BEEN TO THE FREE CLINIC,

AND WE'RE STILL WAITING FOR THE RESULTS.

YEAH, I HAD TO PAY.

I WAS SO BAD.

WOULD YOU GUYS STOP IT?

SO, IS SHE TELLING HIM?

I DON'T KNOW, BABE.

I'VE BEEN TELLING HER TO TELL HIM ALL DAY.

I HOPE HE DOES THE RIGHT THING.

[ SCOFFS ] HE WON'T.

I BET HE WILL.

OKAY, LET'S BET.

OKAY, COOL. WAIT, YOU'RE BROKE.

I CAN PUT MY MOST VALUABLE POSSESSION IN THE POT.

RIGHT, THAT WAY I CAN PUT

THAT LITTLE THING IN THE POT AND COOK IT.

AND THEN AFTER I COOK IT, I'LL SERVE IT TO A LITTLE ANT.

WELL, AT LEAST SOMEONE WILL GET FED.

BABY, HOW'D IT GO?

MAMA, YOU OKAY?

LINDA!

[ SIGHS ] SHE'S ALWAYS CRYING LATELY.

OH, THIS HERE ABOUT TO MAKE ME MAD AS HELL NOW.

LINDA!

WHAT HAPPENED, MISS LINDA?

HE WAS SO MEAN TO ME.

WHAT?

YEAH.

HELL NO!

MAMA, HE HAD A WOMAN OVER THERE.

THAT'S ABOUT RIGHT.

AND HE DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO ME.

YEAH, DéJà VU.

OH, THIS GONNA MAKE ME MAD AS HELL NOW.

GRANDMA, WAIT A SECOND.

WHAT EXACTLY DID HE SAY?

NOTHING.

HE DIDN'T HAVE NOTHING TO SAY?

NOT REALLY, JUST THAT HE'S MOVED ON,

HE DIDN'T WANT TO TALK TO ME, AND HE WANTED ME TO LEAVE.

GET MY DAMN PISTOL!

THAT'S HAPPENED, TOO!

ALTHOUGH IT WAS A SHOTGUN.

SHUT UP, SAM!

MOM, I'M SO SORRY.

IT'S FINE, BABY.

NO HELL, IT AIN'T!

IT IS NOT FINE!

DANNY, WHERE'S MY SILVER PISTOL AT?

I'M GONNA NEED THAT ONE, TOO.

YOU'RE HAVING THIS MAN'S BABY!

IT IS NOT FINE!

AND YOU TOLD HIM?

MAMA, I DIDN'T.

WHO IN THE HELL DO HE THINK HE IS?

WHERE IS MY OTHER PISTOL?

[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

MAMA, CALM DOWN.

AND YOU CALM UP.

I'M FIXING TO TAKE THIS JOE OUT!

MAMA, STOP IT.

NOW, I CAN TAKE CARE OF MY BABY.

HE'S MOVED ON.

LINDA!

LINDA!

LINDA!

I AM NOT LETTING THIS GO!

OOH, I'M SO DAMN MAD.

WE CAN SEE THAT!

IS THAT SMOKE, OR ARE THOSE HORNS?

IT'S A BAT, SAM.

AND I'M ABOUT TO CRACK YOU ACROSS YOUR CRANIUM

IF YOU DON'T SHUT THE HELL UP!

SORRY.

GRANDMA, CALM DOWN.

OH, I'M SO MAD.

I'M ABOUT AS MAD AS I WAS

THAT TIME WHEN MY RADIO WENT OUT IN MY...IN THE CAR.

AND I HAD TO PLAY THAT 8‐TRACK!

I'M SO DAMN MAD!

OH, MY GOSH.

SOMEONE HELP THE OLD LADY.

HER 8‐TRACK IS STUCK ON REPEAT.

GIVE ME THE BAT.

GIVE ME THE BAT!

COME TRY AND TAKE IT, SAM.

FAIR ENOUGH.

JUST IMAGINE I'VE GOT A BAT IN MY HAND!

8‐TRACKS ON REPEAT!

YOU GOT WAIT FOR THE WHOLE SIDE TO PLAY!

WHICH IS WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO HAVE TO DO, SAM.

OKAY.

GRANDMA, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

DANNY, I AM SO ‐‐

MAD!

WE KNOW THAT!

IT'S A WAY OF LIFE FOR YOU, REALLY.

GRANDMA, SERIOUSLY, WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

I'M GONNA FLIP PHILIP, DANNY.

LINDA DONE TOLD HIM THAT SHE WAS HAVING HIS BABY,

AND HE DON'T WANT TO HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH HER.

WAIT A MINUTE.

THAT'S NOT EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAID.

YOU WERE THERE!

YOU HEARD IT TRUE!

OOH, I'M SO DAMN MAD.

GET HELL AWAY FROM ME.

I'M GONNA HANDLE THIS.

I THINK SHE SAID SHE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO.

DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE DAMN ABOUT...

WHAT LINDA WANTS?

NO, YOU LOOK LIKE A [STAMMERS]

SHH!

YOU LOOK MAD.

OH, BELIEVE ME, I'M MAD.

YEAH, REAL MAD. INSANE MAD.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

WHAT?

I'M MAD.

OH, GREAT. NOT YOU, TOO.

YEAH, I'M REAL MAD.

THAT'S IT, SPORT.

LET'S GO GET HIM.

COME ON!

YOU KNOW WHERE HE LIVES?

YEAH.

YOU GOT THE ADDRESS, RIGHT?

YEAH.

WELL, LET'S GET AT IT.

COME ON.

WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT, WAIT.

ON SECOND THOUGHT, I'VE GOT A BETTER IDEA.

WELL, WHAT'S THAT?

I'M CALLING FOR REINFORCEMENTS.

YES, SIR.

YOUR GIRDLE?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ALREADY WEARING THAT.

OH, WAIT ‐‐ YOUR CONTROL‐TOP PANTYHOSE.

GIRL, YOU KNOW THOSE THINGS ARE OUT OF STYLE.

YEAH, I GOT YOUR "OUT OF STYLE."

I'M CALLING IN FOR ME SOME BACKUP.

GET ME SOME HELP FOR THIS SITUATION.

HELL, IT'S REALLY GOING ON.

COME OUT AND PLAY WITH ME.

OH, YOU'RE HERE.

I LIVE HERE.

MAMA, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT SOMETHING.

ABOUT WHAT? AIN'T NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT NOTHING.

AIN'T A THING TO TALK ABOUT UP IN HERE.

I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMETHING.

TELL ME WHAT, LINDA?!

AIN'T NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT, YOU GOT ME?!

WHY NOT, MAMA?

'CAUSE I ALREADY DEALT WITH THE SITUATION.

I GOT THIS. I CALLED FOR THE EXTERMINATOR.

WHO DID YOU CALL, MAMA?

WHAT, HOLD THE HELL ON!

HOLD THE HELL ON!

OH, MEDEA.

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU, MA.

IT'S GOING DOWN, MA.

HATTIE, WHERE HE AT? WHERE HE AT, HATTIE?

HE AIN'T HERE, MA.

HATTIE, I NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE HELL HE AT, HATTIE.

HE AIN'T HERE.

WHERE HE AT, HATTIE?!

IT'S GOING DOWN. IT'S GOING DOWN.

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