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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,809 --> 00:00:09,976 HEY, BABE. 2 00:00:09,976 --> 00:00:11,645 HEY, MAMA. 3 00:00:11,645 --> 00:00:14,080 HOW YOUR DATE WAS LAST NIGHT? 4 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:15,616 [ SIGHS ] IT WAS GOOD. 5 00:00:15,616 --> 00:00:17,918 WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 6 00:00:17,918 --> 00:00:20,320 NOTHING. 7 00:00:20,320 --> 00:00:22,022 YOU SURE? 8 00:00:22,022 --> 00:00:23,990 YEAH, I'M GOOD. 9 00:00:23,990 --> 00:00:26,026 OKAY. YOU GOOD? 10 00:00:26,026 --> 00:00:27,994 YEAH, I'M FINE. 11 00:00:27,994 --> 00:00:29,863 OH, YOU FINE? 12 00:00:29,863 --> 00:00:32,032 YEAH, MAMA, I'M GOOD. 13 00:00:32,032 --> 00:00:33,600 YOU SURE YOU'RE FINE? 14 00:00:33,600 --> 00:00:36,169 YEAH, I'M SURE I'M FINE. 15 00:00:36,169 --> 00:00:40,140 OKAY, THEN GET YOUR ASS UP, AND LET'S GO TO WORK THEN. 16 00:00:43,376 --> 00:00:45,278 [ DOOR OPENS ] [ FOOTSTEPS ] 17 00:00:47,914 --> 00:00:52,452 WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU? 18 00:00:52,452 --> 00:00:54,120 NOTHING, MAMA. I'M GOOD. 19 00:00:54,120 --> 00:00:57,624 GOOD. THEN GET YOUR ASS UP, AND LET'S GO TO WORK, THEN. 20 00:00:57,624 --> 00:00:59,192 OKAY. 21 00:00:59,192 --> 00:01:01,301 YEAH, WE GOT A LONG DAY TODAY. 22 00:01:10,076 --> 00:01:12,913 LIN. 23 00:01:12,913 --> 00:01:15,181 WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU? 24 00:01:15,181 --> 00:01:16,850 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 25 00:01:16,850 --> 00:01:19,052 NOTHING, MAMA. I'M GOOD. 26 00:01:19,052 --> 00:01:20,921 YOU KNOW YOU MY CHILD. 27 00:01:20,921 --> 00:01:22,188 AND I KNOW VERY WELL WHEN 28 00:01:22,188 --> 00:01:23,824 SOMETHING OR OTHER WRONG WITH YOU. 29 00:01:23,824 --> 00:01:25,659 NOW, OUT WITH IT. 30 00:01:25,659 --> 00:01:28,328 DID PHILIP CALL? 31 00:01:28,328 --> 00:01:30,463 NO, PHILIP AIN'T CALLED HERE! 32 00:01:32,533 --> 00:01:34,234 WHAT YOU ASKING ABOUT PHILIP FOR 33 00:01:34,234 --> 00:01:36,169 WHEN YOU JUST LEFT A DATE WITH WILL? 34 00:01:38,438 --> 00:01:42,442 I WAS JUST WONDERING IF HE HAD CALLED. 35 00:01:42,442 --> 00:01:44,077 YOU'RE A DAMN LIAR. 36 00:01:45,879 --> 00:01:48,715 OH, I KNOW ‐‐ I KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU! 37 00:01:48,715 --> 00:01:50,216 [ LAUGHS ] 38 00:01:50,216 --> 00:01:53,353 ♪♪ YOU GOT THE PHILIP BLUES, BABY ♪♪ 39 00:01:53,353 --> 00:01:57,023 ♪♪ YOU GOT THE PHILIP ON YOUR LIPS, BABY ♪♪ 40 00:01:57,023 --> 00:01:59,993 ♪♪ YOU WANT PHILIP TO FLIP YOU, BABY ♪♪ 41 00:02:01,735 --> 00:02:02,736 NOW, AIN'T THAT IT? 42 00:02:02,736 --> 00:02:04,638 GO AHEAD. TELL ME. AIN'T THAT IT? 43 00:02:04,638 --> 00:02:06,873 AIN'T THAT IT? GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. 44 00:02:06,873 --> 00:02:08,542 GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD. YEAH, MAMA. 45 00:02:08,542 --> 00:02:09,710 [ CHUCKLES ] 46 00:02:09,710 --> 00:02:11,545 [ LAUGHS ] I KNOWED I WAS RIGHT, YOU KNOW? 47 00:02:11,545 --> 00:02:13,780 I GOT THE SPIRITS IN ME! 48 00:02:16,617 --> 00:02:19,385 BUT YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY, MAMA. 49 00:02:19,385 --> 00:02:21,121 I AIN'T GONNA TELL NOBODY. 50 00:02:21,121 --> 00:02:23,423 I AIN'T GONNA TELL NOT A SOUL. 51 00:02:23,423 --> 00:02:27,093 MAMA, IT WAS THE MOST WONDERFUL, 52 00:02:27,093 --> 00:02:29,996 PASSIONATE, DELICIOUS KISS I HAVE HAD IN SO LONG. 53 00:02:29,996 --> 00:02:32,465 AND THEN HE WAS STARTING AND THEN HE WASN'T STOPPING 54 00:02:32,465 --> 00:02:34,300 AND HE WAS JUST HOLDING ME... LINDA! LINDA! LINDA! 55 00:02:34,300 --> 00:02:35,902 IT WAS LIKE ‐‐ BABY, BABY, COME BACK. 56 00:02:35,902 --> 00:02:37,237 COME BACK. 57 00:02:37,237 --> 00:02:40,641 WE WAS HAVING A CONVERSATION BEFORE YOU LEFT THERE. 58 00:02:40,641 --> 00:02:42,909 SORRY. 59 00:02:42,909 --> 00:02:46,446 OH. DID YOU GIVE HIM SOME? 60 00:02:46,446 --> 00:02:48,448 MAMA! WHAT? 61 00:02:48,448 --> 00:02:50,551 LAST TIME I HAD A KISS LIKE THAT, 62 00:02:50,551 --> 00:02:52,218 I FOUND MYSELF BUTT‐NAKED 63 00:02:52,218 --> 00:02:54,555 IN A JACUZZI FULL OF JELLY BEANS. 64 00:02:54,555 --> 00:02:57,257 I WAS PULLING THEM BEANS FROM EVERYWHERE. 65 00:02:57,257 --> 00:03:00,026 MAMA, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS. 66 00:03:00,026 --> 00:03:02,869 WELL, YOU BETTER ENJOY THIS, YOUR BLACK HIST‐‐ 67 00:03:02,869 --> 00:03:04,204 BLACK HISTORY MOMENT. 68 00:03:04,204 --> 00:03:05,471 I KNOW. 69 00:03:05,471 --> 00:03:08,474 DID YOU LIKE IT? 70 00:03:08,474 --> 00:03:11,978 I HAVE TO ADMIT, MAMA. 71 00:03:11,978 --> 00:03:14,681 [ Chuckling ] YES. 72 00:03:14,681 --> 00:03:18,952 DO IT FEEL THE SAME WAY WHEN WILL KISS YOU? 73 00:03:18,952 --> 00:03:21,788 MNH‐MNH. 74 00:03:21,788 --> 00:03:24,357 NOT LIKE THAT. 75 00:03:24,357 --> 00:03:25,592 WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY 76 00:03:25,592 --> 00:03:27,060 ABOUT MEN THAT CAN KISS REAL GOOD. 77 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:29,029 MAMA? 78 00:03:29,029 --> 00:03:32,866 HE SURE GOT IT GOING ON IN THE KNAPSACK. 79 00:03:32,866 --> 00:03:35,502 MAMA, YOU KNOW I'M CELIBATE. 80 00:03:35,502 --> 00:03:37,504 THAT'S THE PROBLEM RIGHT THERE! 81 00:03:37,504 --> 00:03:40,073 YOU NEED TO RELEASE THAT! 82 00:03:40,073 --> 00:03:43,476 GO GET YOU A MAN. 83 00:03:43,476 --> 00:03:45,546 MAMA, WHY ARE YOU PUSHING HIM SO HARD? 84 00:03:45,546 --> 00:03:46,880 'CAUSE HE'S GOT HIS OWN PLACE, 85 00:03:46,880 --> 00:03:48,615 AND HE CAN GET YOU THE HELL OUT OF MINE. 86 00:03:50,584 --> 00:03:52,586 ALL RIGHT, GET THE HELL UP, AND LET'S GO TO WORK. 87 00:03:52,586 --> 00:03:54,354 COME ON, LINDA. DON'T TAKE YOUR TIME. 88 00:03:54,354 --> 00:03:57,290 COME ON. COME ON. 89 00:04:14,014 --> 00:04:16,409 DANNY, DON'T FALL INTO THIS. 90 00:04:17,873 --> 00:04:18,351 THAT'S IT! 91 00:04:18,351 --> 00:04:19,886 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID! 92 00:04:19,886 --> 00:04:21,054 GET IT? 93 00:04:21,054 --> 00:04:24,791 DUDE, WILL YOU JUST GIVE IT A REST, OKAY? 94 00:04:24,791 --> 00:04:26,560 YOUR JOKES DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE. 95 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:28,261 YEAH, RIGHT, SAM. THEY'RE SO ANNOYING. 96 00:04:31,264 --> 00:04:32,766 OKAY! 97 00:04:32,766 --> 00:04:34,267 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS ONE. 98 00:04:34,267 --> 00:04:37,370 NO, WE WON'T. 99 00:04:37,370 --> 00:04:39,072 TWO GUYS AND A GIRL WALK INTO A DINER ‐‐ 100 00:04:39,072 --> 00:04:40,741 AND THEY DON'T PAY THE DAMN BILL, 101 00:04:40,741 --> 00:04:45,211 AND THEY'RE FOUND... IN THE ALLEY...OUT BACK... 102 00:04:45,211 --> 00:04:47,447 WITH HOLES IN THEIR TORSO. 103 00:04:47,447 --> 00:04:50,717 YOU KNOW THIS ONE? 104 00:04:52,418 --> 00:04:56,657 NO, BUT YOU WILL IF YOU DON'T PAY YOUR DAMN BILL. 105 00:04:56,657 --> 00:04:58,424 BILL BE DAMNED. 106 00:04:58,424 --> 00:05:00,493 LET ME SEE THAT. 107 00:05:00,493 --> 00:05:02,068 LET ME SEE THAT! 108 00:05:02,068 --> 00:05:03,937 WHOA! 109 00:05:03,937 --> 00:05:06,740 SAM, YOU ‐‐ YOU OWE THAT MUCH? 110 00:05:06,740 --> 00:05:08,775 YES, HE DOES. 111 00:05:08,775 --> 00:05:11,578 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PAID YOUR TAB? 112 00:05:11,578 --> 00:05:13,980 ABOUT A MONTH AGO, WITH YOUR GRANDMA. 113 00:05:13,980 --> 00:05:16,482 Together: UGH! 114 00:05:16,482 --> 00:05:19,285 STOP. 115 00:05:19,285 --> 00:05:21,254 JUST STOP IT. DON'T NOBODY WANT TO HEAR THAT. 116 00:05:21,254 --> 00:05:23,256 [ Chuckling ] THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID. 117 00:05:23,256 --> 00:05:25,592 AND SHE WOULDN'T LET ME LEAVE. 118 00:05:28,895 --> 00:05:30,931 YOU GONNA HAVE TO PAY YOUR BILL. 119 00:05:30,931 --> 00:05:32,332 I KNOW. 120 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:35,168 SO, UH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT, FLOYD? 121 00:05:35,168 --> 00:05:39,072 NOT THAT, WHATEVER YOU'RE THINKING. 122 00:05:39,072 --> 00:05:41,074 I MEAN, COME ON, FLOYD. 123 00:05:41,074 --> 00:05:44,477 IT'LL BE MUCH EASIER WITH YOU THAN WITH MAMA HATTIE. 124 00:05:44,477 --> 00:05:46,780 I GUESS SO. I GOT LESS HAIR. 125 00:05:46,780 --> 00:05:47,781 MNH. 126 00:05:47,781 --> 00:05:48,782 UGH! 127 00:05:48,782 --> 00:05:50,383 SOMEBODY SAY MY NAME? 128 00:05:50,383 --> 00:05:55,556 NO, BUT SAM'S BROKE ASS IS ABOUT TO BE SCREAMING IT. 129 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:57,924 HEY, SAMSON. 130 00:05:57,924 --> 00:05:59,259 HI, "DIE‐LILAH." 131 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,067 DON'T SAY ANYTHING, MOM. 132 00:06:02,135 --> 00:06:03,870 Yeah, I won't say anything. 133 00:06:03,870 --> 00:06:06,239 WHAT ARE YOU NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT? 134 00:06:08,509 --> 00:06:09,843 LINDA WENT OUT ON A DATE WITH WILL 135 00:06:09,843 --> 00:06:11,745 AND THE WHOLE TIME SHE WAS OUT ON HER DATE WITH WILL, 136 00:06:11,745 --> 00:06:13,113 SHE WAS THINKING ABOUT PHILIP 137 00:06:13,113 --> 00:06:17,951 'CAUSE HE KISSED HER ON HER LIPS AND SHE SAID IT WAS SO G‐‐ 138 00:06:17,951 --> 00:06:19,052 GOOD. 139 00:06:19,052 --> 00:06:21,855 THANKS A LOT, MAMA. 140 00:06:21,855 --> 00:06:25,559 FOR WHAT? 141 00:06:25,559 --> 00:06:27,561 I ASKED YOU NOT TO SAY ANYTHING. 142 00:06:27,561 --> 00:06:30,597 OH, I‐I ‐‐ YOU ‐‐ I DIDN'T ‐‐ YOU ‐‐ 143 00:06:30,597 --> 00:06:33,266 YOU DIDN'T SAY NOTHING ABOUT NOT WHO TO SAY NOTHING TO 144 00:06:33,266 --> 00:06:36,202 WITH ‐‐ WITH ‐‐ WITH THEM PEOPLES. 145 00:06:36,202 --> 00:06:38,539 YOU ARE THE WORST. 146 00:06:38,539 --> 00:06:40,206 NO, I'M ACTUALLY THE BEST. 147 00:06:40,206 --> 00:06:42,475 ASK YOUR DAD. AAH! 148 00:06:42,475 --> 00:06:44,878 ENOUGH! 149 00:06:44,878 --> 00:06:47,514 YEAH, GRANDMA, YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME LOSE HATTIE PATTIES. 150 00:06:49,149 --> 00:06:51,752 IT'S TOO LATE FOR ME. 151 00:06:51,752 --> 00:06:55,689 SAM... YOU KNOW YOU WANT ME. 152 00:06:55,689 --> 00:06:56,857 UGH. 153 00:06:56,857 --> 00:06:58,792 AND YOU THINK I'M SEXY. 154 00:06:58,792 --> 00:07:01,067 GO AHEAD, SAMMY. TELL ME SO. 155 00:07:01,067 --> 00:07:03,403 TELL ME SO, BABY. 156 00:07:03,403 --> 00:07:06,239 STOP IT. 157 00:07:06,239 --> 00:07:08,041 IT TURNING YOU ON, THEN? 158 00:07:08,041 --> 00:07:11,377 YES. 159 00:07:11,377 --> 00:07:15,415 [ High‐pitched voice ] AND I HATE IT. 160 00:07:15,415 --> 00:07:19,085 YOU KNOW THEY SAY ONCE YOU STRIKE OLD, 161 00:07:19,085 --> 00:07:22,255 YOU GETS THE GOLD. 162 00:07:22,255 --> 00:07:25,592 24‐KARAT, BABY. 163 00:07:25,592 --> 00:07:28,428 THEY ALSO SAY ONCE YOU GO THAT OLD, 164 00:07:28,428 --> 00:07:31,131 OH, YOU GONNA FIND SOME MOLD. 165 00:07:31,131 --> 00:07:34,801 OKAY, OKAY, ALLOW ME TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT. 166 00:07:34,801 --> 00:07:39,405 MISS LINDA, DID I HEAR THAT YOU KISSED PHILIP? 167 00:07:39,405 --> 00:07:41,642 MISS LINDA, TURN DOWN! 168 00:07:41,642 --> 00:07:45,879 TURN DOWN, MISS LINDA! 169 00:07:45,879 --> 00:07:48,014 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] YEAH. 170 00:07:48,014 --> 00:07:50,551 YEAH. I DID. 171 00:07:50,551 --> 00:07:53,219 IT WAS ‐‐ MMM. 172 00:07:53,219 --> 00:07:54,888 MMM. MMM. 173 00:07:54,888 --> 00:07:56,757 LIN, COME BACK, BABY! COME BACK! 174 00:07:57,958 --> 00:08:00,226 YOU WENT ALL THE WAY TO THE ALTAR 175 00:08:00,226 --> 00:08:01,802 ON THAT ONE, DIDN'T YOU? 176 00:08:01,802 --> 00:08:04,204 OR TO THE MARITAL BED. 177 00:08:05,906 --> 00:08:08,742 WELL! 178 00:08:08,742 --> 00:08:11,912 HOW WAS IT, GIRL? DID YOU ‐‐ MMM! 179 00:08:11,912 --> 00:08:14,080 DID YOU GET SAVED? 180 00:08:14,080 --> 00:08:15,348 WHOO! 181 00:08:15,348 --> 00:08:19,419 THAT IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, YOUNG LADY. 182 00:08:21,622 --> 00:08:24,558 SHE SAID IT WAS GOOD. 183 00:08:24,558 --> 00:08:26,492 AND THAT'S WHY SHE'S SO CONFUSED ‐‐ 184 00:08:26,492 --> 00:08:28,762 'CAUSE IT WAS SO GOOD. 185 00:08:29,963 --> 00:08:31,532 MAMA! 186 00:08:31,532 --> 00:08:33,366 I KNOW, BABY, BUT HE KISSED ME. 187 00:08:33,366 --> 00:08:35,101 I DIDN'T KISS HIM. 188 00:08:35,101 --> 00:08:38,104 MMM. BUT HOW WAS IT, THOUGH? 189 00:08:38,104 --> 00:08:41,307 I MEAN, DID YOU ‐‐ DID YOU TAKE THAT BIG, CHOCOLATE, 190 00:08:41,307 --> 00:08:46,813 SEXY, BALD HEAD... AND TURN IT TO THE SIDE? 191 00:08:48,882 --> 00:08:52,152 EWWWW! 192 00:08:52,152 --> 00:08:54,154 I'M SORRY. [ CHUCKLES ] FANTASY HERE. 193 00:08:54,154 --> 00:08:56,322 WORK WITH ME. WORK WITH ME. 194 00:08:56,322 --> 00:09:01,568 I'M WORKING, AND IT'S A NIGHTMARE HERE! 195 00:09:01,568 --> 00:09:03,236 HOLD ON. 196 00:09:03,236 --> 00:09:05,405 AM I NOT THE REPRESENTATIVE 197 00:09:05,405 --> 00:09:11,578 TO BIG, CHOCOLATE, DARK, BLACK, BALD HEADS HERE? 198 00:09:11,578 --> 00:09:13,580 OH, SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD. 199 00:09:13,580 --> 00:09:15,649 YOU KNOW DAMN WELL SHE WASN'T TALKING ABOUT YOU. 200 00:09:17,584 --> 00:09:22,656 IN OTHER NEWS... BACK TO YOU, LINDA. 201 00:09:22,656 --> 00:09:25,325 NO, NOT BACK TO HER. 202 00:09:25,325 --> 00:09:26,660 THIS IS PRIVATE. 203 00:09:26,660 --> 00:09:28,394 THANK YOU, DANNY. 204 00:09:32,666 --> 00:09:34,768 MAMA, YOU KISSED HIM?! 205 00:09:34,768 --> 00:09:37,771 UH, UH, BABY, HE KISSED ME. 206 00:09:37,771 --> 00:09:40,106 BUT LISTEN. I'M WITH WILL. 207 00:09:40,106 --> 00:09:42,909 WE'RE SEEING EACH OTHER. AND THAT IS THAT. 208 00:09:42,909 --> 00:09:44,845 MNH‐MNH. NO, NO, NO, GIRL. 209 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:47,413 IT DON'T SEEM LIKE THAT'S THAT. 210 00:09:47,413 --> 00:09:49,482 SEEM TO ME SHE CONFUSED AS HELL. 211 00:09:51,051 --> 00:09:53,620 I DON'T KNOW WHAT SHE'S SO CONFUSED ABOUT. 212 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:56,923 ONLY THING SHE NEEDS TO DO IS JUST GET PHILIP. 213 00:09:56,923 --> 00:10:01,467 WHO'S..."FLUH"? 214 00:10:01,467 --> 00:10:04,304 QUIT TRYING TO BE FUNNY, SAM. 215 00:10:04,304 --> 00:10:06,740 YOU KNOW WHO I'M TALKING ABOUT ‐‐ PHILIP. 216 00:10:06,740 --> 00:10:09,209 WHAT? 217 00:10:09,209 --> 00:10:11,211 LET ME STEP IN HERE. 218 00:10:11,211 --> 00:10:14,047 I SPEAK HATTINESE. 219 00:10:14,047 --> 00:10:17,718 WHAT SHE'S SAYING IS "PHILIP." 220 00:10:17,718 --> 00:10:21,221 THAT'S WHAT I SAID ‐‐ PHILIP! 221 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:25,692 AH, I THINK I NEED TO GET A THESAURUS 222 00:10:25,692 --> 00:10:30,597 SO I CAN UNDERSTAND THAT DINOSAURUS. 223 00:10:30,597 --> 00:10:34,167 HE TALKING ABOUT ‐‐ HE TALKING ABOUT ME? 224 00:10:34,167 --> 00:10:37,771 STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES, 225 00:10:37,771 --> 00:10:41,742 BUT THESE BONES KEEP YOU COMING BACK FOR MORE, BOO‐BOO! 226 00:10:43,910 --> 00:10:45,912 I DON'T KNOW HOW I LET HIM KISS ME. 227 00:10:45,912 --> 00:10:47,748 I MEAN, I'M WITH WILL. 228 00:10:47,748 --> 00:10:50,951 I'M SUCH A HOR‐‐ HORRIBLE PERSON. 229 00:10:50,951 --> 00:10:55,288 OH, BABY, YOU'RE NOT A HOR...RIBLE PERSON. 230 00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:58,659 YOU'RE JUST A WHORE. 231 00:11:01,234 --> 00:11:03,236 YEAH. WHEREAS ME AND YOUR DAD ‐‐ 232 00:11:03,236 --> 00:11:05,839 I ALWAYS KEPT ME ONE OVER THERE 233 00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:07,307 AND TWO, THREE OVER THERE ON THAT SIDE ‐‐ 234 00:11:07,307 --> 00:11:09,442 AH, AH, AH, WAIT! AH! HEY! 235 00:11:09,442 --> 00:11:11,645 [ Singsong voice ] HELLO! 236 00:11:11,645 --> 00:11:14,247 YOU ARE NOT GONNA STAND HERE AND CONTINUE TO TALK 237 00:11:14,247 --> 00:11:16,750 ABOUT CHEATING ON MY DECEASED, BELOVED BROTHER. 238 00:11:16,750 --> 00:11:18,351 FLOYD, DON'T YOU STAND THERE AND ACT 239 00:11:18,351 --> 00:11:19,986 LIKE HE AIN'T KNOW WHAT WAS GOING ON! 240 00:11:19,986 --> 00:11:22,422 HE KNEW VERY WELL WHAT WAS GOING ON! 241 00:11:22,422 --> 00:11:23,790 NO, HE DID NOT! 242 00:11:23,790 --> 00:11:25,291 YES, HE DID, TOO! 243 00:11:25,291 --> 00:11:27,460 YOU DON'T KNOW MY POWERS OF PERSUASION! 244 00:11:27,460 --> 00:11:29,329 WHAT?! 245 00:11:29,329 --> 00:11:30,897 HE WAS STANDING THERE WATCHING. 246 00:11:30,897 --> 00:11:32,599 AAH! 247 00:11:32,599 --> 00:11:36,469 HE WAS LOOKING THE WHOLE TIME. 248 00:11:36,469 --> 00:11:39,606 ♪♪ I CAN MAKE A BLIND MAN SEE ♪♪ 249 00:11:39,606 --> 00:11:45,111 ♪♪ AND I CAN CATCH A FISH WITHOUT A HOOK, BABY ♪♪ 250 00:11:45,111 --> 00:11:48,815 ♪♪ AND I MADE YOUR [High‐pitched voice] BROTHER ♪♪ 251 00:11:48,815 --> 00:11:51,752 ♪♪ STAND THERE AND LOOK WHILE I WAS "TRA‐BUM‐OH..." ♪♪ 252 00:11:51,752 --> 00:11:54,087 UNH‐UNH. NO. STOP. 253 00:11:54,087 --> 00:11:55,922 COME ON, NOW. STOP. 254 00:11:55,922 --> 00:11:59,860 YOU KNOW THAT HIP IS RUSTED. 255 00:11:59,860 --> 00:12:04,805 IT'S TRUE. I AM THE TIN MAN, AND I DO SERVICE OFTEN. 256 00:12:04,805 --> 00:12:07,608 MAMA, COME AND SIT DOWN. 257 00:12:09,776 --> 00:12:11,177 LOOK, YOU'RE STILL DATING WILL, 258 00:12:11,177 --> 00:12:13,046 SO YOU DON'T NEED TO BE CONFUSED ABOUT THIS. 259 00:12:13,046 --> 00:12:17,718 I KNOW, BABY, BUT I LET ANOTHER MAN KISS ME. 260 00:12:17,718 --> 00:12:19,920 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 261 00:12:22,523 --> 00:12:25,692 BABY, YOU SOUND JUST LIKE WILL. 262 00:12:25,692 --> 00:12:28,695 MNH‐MNH, MY VOICE IS MUCH DEEPER THAN THAT. 263 00:12:28,695 --> 00:12:31,532 [ CHUCKLES ] 264 00:12:33,499 --> 00:12:35,135 WILL. 265 00:12:35,135 --> 00:12:37,137 Together: DAMN! 266 00:12:44,778 --> 00:12:46,279 Will: WHAT DID YOU SAY? 267 00:12:46,279 --> 00:12:47,447 WILL... 268 00:12:47,447 --> 00:12:49,115 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 269 00:12:49,115 --> 00:12:51,451 YOU KNOW WHAT? HE GONNA HAVE TO STOP POPPING UP LIKE THIS. 270 00:12:51,451 --> 00:12:53,720 YEAH. I KNOW. 271 00:12:53,720 --> 00:12:56,022 He's like the Candyman. 272 00:12:56,022 --> 00:12:57,190 The Candyman? 273 00:12:57,190 --> 00:12:58,358 THE CANDYMAN?! NO! 274 00:12:58,358 --> 00:12:59,860 NO! DON'T SAY IT! ALL RIGHT! OKAY. 275 00:12:59,860 --> 00:13:02,669 DON'T SAY IT THREE TIMES. DON'T BRING HIM HERE. 276 00:13:02,669 --> 00:13:04,470 WHAT DID YOU SAY, LINDA? 277 00:13:04,470 --> 00:13:06,740 SHE SAID SHE KISSED ANOTHER MAN! 278 00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:07,941 DAMN! 279 00:13:09,843 --> 00:13:12,779 I MEAN SHE KISSED HIM SO HARD, SHE FLOSSED HIS TEETH. 280 00:13:12,779 --> 00:13:14,380 MM. 281 00:13:16,049 --> 00:13:19,052 HE NEAR ABOUT PULLED HER TONSILS OUT. 282 00:13:19,052 --> 00:13:23,389 HIS TONGUE WAS SO FAR DOWN HER THROAT. 283 00:13:23,389 --> 00:13:26,226 [ Hoarsely ] MM. THAT'S WHY SHE'S SO HOARSE. 284 00:13:26,226 --> 00:13:28,361 [ LAUGHS ] YOU KNOW? 285 00:13:28,361 --> 00:13:29,563 YEAH, FLOYD! 286 00:13:31,197 --> 00:13:33,567 YOU SEEN PHILIP? 287 00:13:35,569 --> 00:13:38,739 YOU KNOW HE GOT THAT SEXY, CHOCOLATE, BALD HEAD. 288 00:13:40,440 --> 00:13:43,510 SHE TOOK THAT THING, AND SHE TURNED IT TO THE SIDE. 289 00:13:43,510 --> 00:13:44,978 MNH. NO. DREW. 290 00:13:44,978 --> 00:13:46,613 TO THE SIDE. DREW. COME ON. 291 00:13:46,613 --> 00:13:47,614 COME BACK. 292 00:13:47,614 --> 00:13:49,282 SAY MY NAME, YOU BALD‐HEADED BEAST! 293 00:13:49,282 --> 00:13:50,884 DREW! DON'T ‐‐ 294 00:13:50,884 --> 00:13:52,252 SAY ‐‐ HEY. 295 00:13:52,252 --> 00:13:53,554 WAKE UP. WAKE UP. 296 00:13:53,554 --> 00:13:55,455 BABE. DREW, BABY, COME BACK. COME BACK. 297 00:13:55,455 --> 00:13:57,390 I‐I‐I‐IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME, Y'ALL. 298 00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:59,392 IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 299 00:13:59,392 --> 00:14:00,967 MY BAD. MY BAD. 300 00:14:00,967 --> 00:14:02,769 WILL ‐‐ 301 00:14:02,769 --> 00:14:04,638 BABY, WHAT DID YOU SAY? 302 00:14:04,638 --> 00:14:07,541 HE MUST NOT HEAR GOOD! 303 00:14:09,242 --> 00:14:13,213 [ Loudly ] APPARENTLY NOT! 304 00:14:13,213 --> 00:14:15,015 DAMN! 305 00:14:17,551 --> 00:14:20,654 WHAT SHE SAID WA‐‐ I HEARD HER. 306 00:14:20,654 --> 00:14:22,255 WELL, IF YOU HEARD WHAT SHE SAID, 307 00:14:22,255 --> 00:14:24,290 WHAT THE HELL YOU KEEP ASKING SHE SAID FOR?! 308 00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:26,993 'CAUSE I WANT HER TO TELL ME. 309 00:14:26,993 --> 00:14:30,130 I ALREADY DID! 310 00:14:30,130 --> 00:14:31,464 MAMA! 311 00:14:31,464 --> 00:14:32,633 WHAT? 312 00:14:32,633 --> 00:14:34,134 I GOT THIS ONE. 313 00:14:34,134 --> 00:14:36,002 APPARENTLY, YOU GOT TWO! 314 00:14:36,002 --> 00:14:38,238 OH! RIGHT?! [ LAUGHS ] 315 00:14:38,238 --> 00:14:40,040 THAT WAS A GOOD ONE! BOW! 316 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,307 [ LAUGHTER ] BOW! 317 00:14:41,307 --> 00:14:42,408 OW! I TRIED. 318 00:14:42,408 --> 00:14:45,411 HEY, I TRY, YOU KNOW? IT'S A GIFT. 319 00:14:45,411 --> 00:14:48,849 IT AIN'T ME. IT'S HIM. GLORY. 320 00:14:48,849 --> 00:14:52,519 IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 321 00:14:52,519 --> 00:14:54,154 SHE JUST ‐‐ 322 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,556 [ SIGHS ] 323 00:14:55,556 --> 00:14:56,657 JUST... 324 00:14:56,657 --> 00:14:59,660 WILL ‐‐ WILL YOU ALL PLEASE STOP? 325 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:01,635 OKAY, OKAY, GUYS. COME ON. LET'S GO. 326 00:15:01,635 --> 00:15:04,137 MY MOM NEEDS TO TALK TO WILL. 327 00:15:04,137 --> 00:15:06,072 YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, SHE DOES. 328 00:15:06,072 --> 00:15:07,908 THAT WAS A ROOKIE MISTAKE RIGHT THERE. 329 00:15:07,908 --> 00:15:09,042 Floyd: MM. 330 00:15:09,042 --> 00:15:11,512 I MEAN, SHE PRACTICALLY GAVE HERSELF UP. 331 00:15:11,512 --> 00:15:12,979 RIGHT? 332 00:15:12,979 --> 00:15:15,982 I MEAN, YOU ALWAYS... 333 00:15:15,982 --> 00:15:18,451 CHECK THE CORNERS BEFORE YOU SPEAK. 334 00:15:18,451 --> 00:15:22,455 JUST A‐TALKING AND TALKING AND TALKING. 335 00:15:22,455 --> 00:15:25,125 AT LEAST SHE SHOULD HAVE JUST LOOKED OVER HER SHOULDER. 336 00:15:25,125 --> 00:15:29,295 OOH! NOT WITH THAT BIG‐ASS HEAD. 337 00:15:29,295 --> 00:15:30,797 MNH. 338 00:15:30,797 --> 00:15:32,866 NO, NOW, FLOYD, THE PROBLEM IS, 339 00:15:32,866 --> 00:15:35,335 FLOYD, SHE AIN'T GOT NO GAME. 340 00:15:35,335 --> 00:15:37,704 GOT TO HAVE GAME, BABY. 341 00:15:37,704 --> 00:15:40,373 SHE AIN'T GO NONE, SON. 342 00:15:40,373 --> 00:15:43,810 SHE DISAPPOINTS ME SO MUCH SOMETIMES. 343 00:15:43,810 --> 00:15:45,011 ME TOO. 344 00:15:47,514 --> 00:15:53,219 I MEAN, I AM HER MAMA, AND I'M A PLAYER, YOU KNOW. YEAH. 345 00:15:56,422 --> 00:16:00,393 GUESS IT'S ABOUT TIME TO TEACH HER THE ROPES. 346 00:16:00,393 --> 00:16:02,669 YOU'RE ALL GONNA HAVE TO LOOK OVER YOUR SHOULDERS 347 00:16:02,669 --> 00:16:04,938 IF YOU DON'T GET OUT OF HERE NOW. 348 00:16:04,938 --> 00:16:06,873 I'M OUT! 349 00:16:06,873 --> 00:16:08,675 I'M OVER HERE. 350 00:16:10,577 --> 00:16:12,579 WELL, I DON'T TAKE TOO KINDLY TO THREATS, 351 00:16:12,579 --> 00:16:16,517 BUT I'M ONLY GONNA BE AN EARSHOT AWAY. 352 00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:18,685 AND THEN IN CASE SOME SHOTS POP OFF, 353 00:16:18,685 --> 00:16:19,853 I'M GONNA BE RIGHT HERE. 354 00:16:19,853 --> 00:16:21,555 I GOT YOUR BACK. 355 00:16:25,058 --> 00:16:26,560 LINDA... 356 00:16:26,560 --> 00:16:27,728 YES? 357 00:16:27,728 --> 00:16:29,696 ...WHAT WERE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 358 00:16:29,696 --> 00:16:31,698 HUH? 359 00:16:31,698 --> 00:16:33,366 YOU HEARD ME. 360 00:16:33,366 --> 00:16:35,035 OH. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ] 361 00:16:35,035 --> 00:16:37,037 I SAID I HISSED AT SOMEONE THIS MORNING. 362 00:16:37,037 --> 00:16:38,371 [ CHUCKLES ] 363 00:16:38,371 --> 00:16:41,041 YOU KNOW I'M MEAN IN THE MORNINGS... 364 00:16:41,041 --> 00:16:44,945 JUST LIKE MY MAMA. 365 00:16:44,945 --> 00:16:47,714 I ALSO KNOW YOU'RE NOT A LIAR. 366 00:16:47,714 --> 00:16:50,584 YOU'RE RIGHT. 367 00:16:50,584 --> 00:16:52,452 SO, IS THERE SOMETHING YOU WANT TO TELL ME? 368 00:16:52,452 --> 00:16:55,088 [ SIGHS ] I KISSED SOMEONE. 369 00:16:55,088 --> 00:16:57,724 WHEN? 370 00:16:57,724 --> 00:17:01,568 LAST NIGHT, AND I FEEL REALLY... 371 00:17:01,568 --> 00:17:04,170 REALLY BAD ABOUT IT. 372 00:17:04,170 --> 00:17:06,439 NO, SHE DON'T. 373 00:17:11,277 --> 00:17:13,479 WHO DID YOU KISS? 374 00:17:13,479 --> 00:17:15,649 "FLUH"! 375 00:17:17,618 --> 00:17:19,419 MAMA. 376 00:17:19,419 --> 00:17:21,021 I'M SORRY. 377 00:17:21,021 --> 00:17:22,488 PHILIP. 378 00:17:22,488 --> 00:17:24,457 THE ELECTRICIAN THAT WAS HERE? 379 00:17:24,457 --> 00:17:25,626 YES. 380 00:17:25,626 --> 00:17:28,128 YOU TOLD ME THE BOTH OF YOU WERE JUST FRIENDS. 381 00:17:28,128 --> 00:17:31,598 WELL, WE ARE, BUT HE TOLD ME HE'S INTERESTED IN ME. 382 00:17:31,598 --> 00:17:33,133 [ SCOFFS ] WHEN? 383 00:17:33,133 --> 00:17:34,935 LIKE A WEEK OR TWO AGO? 384 00:17:34,935 --> 00:17:36,336 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS? 385 00:17:36,336 --> 00:17:37,838 I DIDN'T THINK IT WAS A BIG DEAL. 386 00:17:37,838 --> 00:17:39,606 I TOLD HIM WE WERE SEEING EACH OTHER 387 00:17:39,606 --> 00:17:41,675 AND HE HAD TO RESPECT THAT AND THAT WAS IT. 388 00:17:41,675 --> 00:17:43,009 AND WHAT DID HE SAY? 389 00:17:43,009 --> 00:17:44,477 BEFORE OR AFTER HE KISSED ME? 390 00:17:44,477 --> 00:17:46,079 LINDA. 391 00:17:47,447 --> 00:17:50,450 UM...SORRY. 392 00:17:50,450 --> 00:17:54,187 I‐I DON'T KNOW HOW I LET HIM KISS ME. 393 00:17:54,187 --> 00:17:57,123 I KNOW HOW HE DID. 394 00:17:57,123 --> 00:17:59,726 ME TOO. [ CHUCKLES ] 395 00:17:59,726 --> 00:18:02,503 SHE WANTED IT! 396 00:18:04,671 --> 00:18:06,372 WILL YOU TWO STOP, PLEASE? 397 00:18:06,372 --> 00:18:09,576 Together: WE CAN'T HELP IT. 398 00:18:09,576 --> 00:18:12,045 DON'T YOU HAVE CUSTOMERS YOU NEED TO HELP? 399 00:18:12,045 --> 00:18:13,880 NOPE. 400 00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:17,217 SELF‐SERVE TODAY. 401 00:18:19,152 --> 00:18:20,854 WILL... 402 00:18:20,854 --> 00:18:22,523 YES? 403 00:18:22,523 --> 00:18:24,825 IT WAS JUST A LITTLE PECK, I'M SURE. 404 00:18:24,825 --> 00:18:26,492 YEAH. YEAH. 405 00:18:26,492 --> 00:18:27,661 SHE'S TURNED A DAMN LIAR. 406 00:18:27,661 --> 00:18:29,830 [ LAUGHS ] 407 00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:30,831 LINDA. 408 00:18:30,831 --> 00:18:33,600 WELL... 409 00:18:33,600 --> 00:18:34,835 LINDA. 410 00:18:34,835 --> 00:18:37,771 IF YOU CALL A "PECK" TONGUE CALISTHENICS. 411 00:18:37,771 --> 00:18:42,609 [ MUMBLING ] 412 00:18:42,609 --> 00:18:44,545 SO, IT WAS AN OPEN‐MOUTH KISS? 413 00:18:44,545 --> 00:18:47,180 YEP, I'M AFRAID SO, SPORT. 414 00:18:48,782 --> 00:18:50,350 I'M SO SORRY. 415 00:18:50,350 --> 00:18:53,720 HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN? 416 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,888 WELL, WE WERE ‐‐ I KNOW. 417 00:18:54,888 --> 00:18:56,723 I‐IT CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD. 418 00:18:56,723 --> 00:18:58,258 OH. 419 00:18:58,258 --> 00:19:01,267 BUT WHEN YOU'RE CAUGHT OFF GUARD, YOU PULL BACK, LINDA. 420 00:19:01,267 --> 00:19:02,769 BUT I‐I WAS ‐‐ BUT WHAT ‐‐ 421 00:19:02,769 --> 00:19:06,206 YEP, SHE JUST DIDN'T WANT TO DO IT. 422 00:19:06,206 --> 00:19:10,076 SHE JUST COULD NOT RESIST IT. 423 00:19:10,076 --> 00:19:13,479 SHE JUST DIDN'T WANT TO TURN IT LOOSE. 424 00:19:13,479 --> 00:19:14,681 I KNOW THAT'S RIGHT. 425 00:19:14,681 --> 00:19:18,051 TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?! 426 00:19:18,051 --> 00:19:19,252 I WANTED TO. 427 00:19:19,252 --> 00:19:21,588 BUT...? 428 00:19:21,588 --> 00:19:22,723 BUT I DIDN'T. 429 00:19:22,723 --> 00:19:25,792 WHY? 430 00:19:25,792 --> 00:19:28,762 I DON'T KNOW. 431 00:19:40,273 --> 00:19:41,642 OKAY. 432 00:19:44,611 --> 00:19:45,712 YOU'RE UPSET? 433 00:19:45,712 --> 00:19:48,214 NO. I MEAN, MY WOMAN'S KISSING ANOTHER MAN. 434 00:19:48,214 --> 00:19:49,382 I'M NOT UPSET. 435 00:19:49,382 --> 00:19:52,318 WHEW! GOOD. 'CAUSE I WAS WOR‐‐ WHEW! 436 00:19:52,318 --> 00:19:53,820 [ LAUGHS ] 437 00:19:53,820 --> 00:19:54,921 [ SIGHS ] 438 00:19:54,921 --> 00:19:57,624 THAT WAS SARCASM, LINDA. 439 00:19:57,624 --> 00:20:00,260 SCHEWWWW. OH. 440 00:20:00,260 --> 00:20:05,205 OH. UM, I ‐‐ I'M SORRY. 441 00:20:05,205 --> 00:20:08,108 I PROMISE IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN. 442 00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:11,077 ARE YOU SURE? YES. 443 00:20:11,077 --> 00:20:13,013 I'M SO SORRY. 444 00:20:13,013 --> 00:20:14,748 WE'RE NOT DONE WITH THIS. 445 00:20:14,748 --> 00:20:16,583 I KNOW. I KNOW. 446 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:19,085 BUT ‐‐ BUT WHAT BROUGHT YOU BY? 447 00:20:19,085 --> 00:20:20,621 OH, I CAME BY TO INVITE YOU 448 00:20:20,621 --> 00:20:22,556 TO GO TO THE CONCERT WITH ME TONIGHT. 449 00:20:22,556 --> 00:20:25,225 OH, THAT SOUNDS NICE. 450 00:20:25,225 --> 00:20:27,393 WHO'S PLAYING AT THE CONCERT? 451 00:20:27,393 --> 00:20:29,229 KISS? [ BOTH LAUGH ] 452 00:20:29,229 --> 00:20:30,931 HEY, YO! I GOT S‐‐ I'M DOING IT! 453 00:20:32,966 --> 00:20:34,034 OKAY. 454 00:20:34,034 --> 00:20:35,435 I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 7:00. 455 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:37,270 OKAY. ALL RIGHT? 456 00:20:37,270 --> 00:20:39,640 AND THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING. 457 00:20:39,640 --> 00:20:40,907 SURE. 458 00:20:40,907 --> 00:20:42,175 I'LL SEE YOU LATER, ALL RIGHT? 459 00:20:42,175 --> 00:20:44,811 OKAY. BYE. BYE. 460 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,412 Floyd: OH, HE CRAZY AS HELL. 461 00:20:46,412 --> 00:20:47,514 YEAH. 462 00:20:47,514 --> 00:20:49,349 GIRL, YOU BETTER NOT GO NOWHERE WITH HIM. 463 00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:51,284 HE WAS TOO COOL. YOU MIGHT COME UP MISSING. 464 00:20:53,319 --> 00:20:56,189 THEY'LL ONLY BE ABLE TO RECOGNIZE HER BY THE SKULL SIZE. 30895

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