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[ CHUCKLES ] WOW!

[ CHUCKLES ] WAS I RIGHT, OR WAS I RIGHT?

YOU WERE RIGHT. YEAH.

I'M GLAD YOU WENT.

THE CIRCUS WAS AMAZING, AND WHEN SHE GOT ON THAT TIGHTROPE?

YEAH, BEAUTIFUL. OH!

[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]

[ CHUCKLES MOCKINGLY ]

LOOK LIKE TO ME YOU WALKING A TIGHTROPE.

[ SIGHS ] HI, MISS HATTIE.

HI.

THOUGHT YOU WERE OUT.

I'M IN.

O‐KAY...

WHAT?

CAN WE HAVE SOME PRIVACY?!

OH! OH! OH!

I'M SORRY! Y'ALL WANT SOME PRIVACY?

UH, I ‐‐ I AIN'T MEAN IT.

Y'ALL WANT SOME PRIVACY?

RUN BACK THERE AND GET ME THAT TELEPHONE.

RUN BACK THERE.

PICK UP THE TELE‐‐ GO ON BACK THERE AND GET THE TELEPHONE!

THE TELEPHONE IS NOT RINGING, MAMA.

I KNOW THAT, BUT RUN BACK THERE AND GET IT FOR ME.

GIVE Y'ALL SOME PRIVACY.

YEAH.

NOW DIAL THE MORTGAGE COMPANY

AND TELL 'EM Y'ALL WANT SOME PRIVACY.

MAYBE THEY'LL GIVE Y'ALL A DAMN HOUSE.

YEAH, THEY GOT SOME NICE ONES OUT THERE NOW.

YEAH.

I WISH I COULD.

DON'T ROLL YOUR EYES AT ME.

AND DON'T BE WRINGING YOUR NECK, NEITHER.

AND ALL THAT DRAMA.

DO I LOOK LIKE I'M SCARED?

NO.

SPEAKING OF DRAMA,

UH, UH, UH, WILL, YOU AIN'T NEVER HEAR BACK

FROM THAT LADY YOU WROTE THAT CHECK TO

ON LINDA'S APARTMENT THAT TOOK Y'ALL'S MONEY?

NO, MA'AM. I DIDN'T.

YOU DIDN'T?!

NO.

REALLY?

MAMA, HE SAID HE DIDN'T.

I HEARD WHAT HE SAID!

I AIN'T DEAF OR NOTHING.

DON'T START.

I AIN'T TRYING TO START NOTHING, NEITHER,

BUT IF I CHOOSE TO, THIS IS MY DAMN HOUSE!

GOOD.

NOW GOOD NIGHT.

DON'T TALK TO ME LIKE THAT.

NOW, WHEN I GET READY TO GO UPSTAIRS, I WILL.

NOW I'M READY TO GO.

OH... L‐LET ME HELP YOU UP.

YES.

BOY, GET YOUR DAMN HANDS OFF MY BOOTY!

OH, FREAKIN' "A"!

YEAH, YOU GOT YOU A REAL FREAK THIS TIME!

[ SIGHS ] GOD.

WHERE WERE WE?

MAMA!

WHAT?!

WHY ARE YOU HERE?

I ‐‐ I JUST CAME DOWN TO GET ME A GLASS OF WATER.

AND YOU HAVE ONE IN YOUR HAND.

DAMN SURE DO.

DAMN, I NEED TO PAY CLOSER ATTENTION TO THINGS.

WHERE WERE WE?

THE CIRCUS. OH, RIGHT.

YEAH, IT'S NICE, HUH? IT WAS.

MAMA!

WHAT? THIS IS MY DAMN HOUSE!

AND I GOT ANOTHER QUESTION TO ASK WILL.

[ SIGHS ] DON'T ASK, MAMA.

WHAT IS IT, MISS HATTIE?

YOU KNOW, I JUST THOUGHT IT WAS REAL STRANGE

THAT YOU AIN'T THE LEAST BIT CONCERNED

ABOUT THAT WOMAN TAKING YOU AND LINDA'S MONEY.

LOOK, EVERYBODY GETS HAD.

YOU'RE RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

YOU'RE SURE RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

SHE DID CASH THE "SHECK," RIGHT?

THE WHAT?

THE "SHECK"!

CHECK. THE CHECK.

OH, OH, THE CHECK. THE CHECK, YEAH.

OH, SHH! SHH!

HE HEARD WHAT I SAID!

YES, SHE DID.

ON WHAT BANK?

MY BANK.

YOUR BANK GOT CAMERAS, RIGHT?

I DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT.

WELL, IT'S SOMETHING YOU NEED TO THINK ABOUT.

'CAUSE YOU NEED TO GO GET HER ASS.

THANKS. I'LL DO THAT.

THANKS. YOU DO THAT!

NOW GOOD NIGHT!

YOUR MAMA IS SOMETHING ELSE.

SEE WHY I NEEDED THAT MONEY FOR AN APARTMENT?

OH, YEAH.

OH, YEAH.

[ GROANS ]

MAMA!

WHAT?!

I GOT TO GO PEE!

I DRUNK ALL THIS HERE DOGGONE WATER.

DON'T PEE IN THE KITCHEN, MAMA.

HEY, WHO THE HELL MOVED THAT BATHROOM?!

IT'S UPSTAIRS.

YOU START MOVING THINGS, YOU LET ME KNOW.

MM‐HMM.

SO, WHAT HAPPENED?

THEY COME TO THE HOUSE AFTER THEY LEFT THE CIRCUS.

OHH.

WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?

WILL.

I DON'T LIKE HIM.

YEAH, WE KNOW. YOU GET...

[ Raspy voice ] VIBES.

I WANT HER TO DATE HIM.

HIM WHO?

PHILIP.

REALLY?

YEAH.

WHAT?

[ Chuckling ] WHAT?

'CAUSE YOU DON'T LIKE NO‐DAMN‐BODY FOR YOUR MAMA.

WELL, I THINK HE'S A NICE GUY.

I DON'T THINK THEY SHOULD GET MARRIED,

I JUST ‐‐ SHE SHOULD GO OUT WITH HIM.

WOW!

"WOW" WHAT?

YOU KNOW, HE SAID HE THOUGHT THAT HE SHOULD ASK YOU FIRST

IF IT'S OKAY TO DATE YOUR MOTHER.

YEAH, AND THAT'S WHAT HE DID.

IT WAS PRETTY COOL. [ CHUCKLES ]

Hattie: WAIT A MINUTE!

LET ME MAKE SURE I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU SAID.

SO, YOU SAID HE ASKED YOU IF HE CAN DATE YOUR MAMA?

YES.

I THOUGHT IT WAS SO LAME.

WASN'T NOTHING LAME ABOUT THAT.

THAT'S A GOOD IDEA. YEAH.

WE JUST NEED TO GET RID OF [Raspy voice] WILL.

[ Raspy voice ] I'M WITH YOU ON THAT.

I'M NOT HELPING Y'ALL GET RID OF ANOTHER BODY!

BOY, DON'T BE SAYING THAT OUT LOUD!

YOU KEEP THAT BETWEENS US.

WELL, Y'ALL AIN'T GOTTA GET RID OF NOBODY, ALL RIGHT?

YOUR GRANDMOTHER HERE HAS COME UP WITH A GOOD IDEA, FOR ONCE.

I DON'T KNOW ABOUT IT BEING NO GOOD IDEA OR NOTHING.

I JUST TOLD HIM HE NEED TO GO IN THERE AND LOOK AT THEM CAMERAS,

SEE IF THAT WOMAN COME IN THERE, CASH THAT "SHECK"

ON ‐‐ ON THAT ACCOUNT AND SEE IF IT CLEARED.

WHAT "SHECK"?

YOU KNOW THE "SHECK" HE WROTE FOR LINDA'S APARTMENT!

REMEMBER THAT TIME HE COME OVER THERE

TRYING TO SCAM SOMEBODY LIKE AN OLD FLIMFLAM?

SO, YOU REALLY THINK IT WAS A CON

[As Hattie] FLIMFLAM, SUGAR PIE?

BABY, SURE AS I'M STANDING HERE LOOKIN' LIKE A SEXY STALLION.

MORE LIKE AN OLD GOVERNMENT MULE.

OH, YOU SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD.

GRANDMA, TH‐THAT'S A GOOD IDEA.

WHAT, ME STANDING HERE LOOKING LIKE A SEXY STALLION?

NO, UH, ABOUT THE CHECK AND THE...MONEY?

OH, I KNOW. I KNOW.

YEAH, I'M JUST SURPRISED IT CAME FROM YOU.

THAT AIN'T ALL THAT COME FROM ME, SAM.

MISS HATTIE, YOU NEED TO STOP IT!

THIS IS BECOMING CREEPY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

IS IT TURNING YOU ON, BOO BOO?

YES!

AND I DON'T LIKE IT!

I KNEW I'D WIN YOU OVER "EBENTUALLY."

[ SHUDDERS ]

OKAY.

Y‐Y‐YOU KNOW WHAT'S REALLY ABOUT TO BE OVER?

WHAT?

LUNCH.

[ LAUGHS ]

BECAUSE I'M ABOUT TO VOMIT IT ALL OVER THIS TABLE!

WELL, DON'T PUT THAT STUFF ON MY TABLE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I AM SO TIRED OF THIS SICK RELATIONSHIP!

[ LAUGHS ] OOH! SHE SLAPPED ME IN MY EYE WITH HER HAIR!

AGAIN?

YEAH, SHE SHOULD KEEP THAT IN HER PURSE, HUH?

LET'S ‐‐ LET'S GO TO WORK, SAM. COME ON.

[ SIGHS ]

OH...

BYE, SAM.

HEY! BYE!

SEE YOU LATER, SAM. BYE! BYE!

BYE, MISS AMERICAN THIGH!

Hattie: [ LAUGHS ] BYE, MOM.

MOM. DIDN'T YOU HEAR ME?

I SAID "BYE." OH, BYE, BABY.

I'LL GET YOU SOME MORE COFFEE. OH, YOU KNOW WHAT?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I GOTTA GO.

OH, HEY, PHILIP. HEY.

HOW YOU DOING, MAN? GOOD, MAN.

GOOD TO SEE YOU. RIGHT.

DANNY, YOU REMEMBER HIM?

YEAH, YOU INTRODUCED US.

REALLY NICE GUY, THIS ONE RIGHT HERE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

I DID.

BUT YOU DIDN'T SEEM TOO FOND OF HIM THE OTHER DAY.

WELL, W‐WE'VE TALKED SINCE THEN.

ABOUT WHAT?

LIFE. LIFE.

GREAT TALK. GOOD DISCUSSION.

PHILOSOPHICAL.

REALLY?

YEAH. YEAH.

OKAY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT'S GOING ON? DID YOU ASK HER OUT YET?

I'M WORKING ON IT.

WORKING ON WHAT? COME ON, MAN.

YOU GOTTA GET YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME!

LET'S GO! I GOT IT, MAN.

BYE, MOM!

BYE, BABY.

BYE, GRANDMA. BYE.

BYE, DANNY.

GET YOUR...

WHAT?

WHAT IS THE PROBLEM, PHILIP?

WHY HAVEN'T YOU ASKED HER OUT YET?

WILL.

WILL?

YOU NEED TO GO AND ASK HER OUT!

I NEED MORE TIME.

YOU'RE TAKING TOO DAMN LONG!

GET A PLAN, MAN.

I GOT ONE.

THEN EXECUTE IT!

RIGHT!

OR EXECUTE HER.

LONG AS YOU GET HIM FIRST.

I WILL.

WHAT'S THE PLAN?

I'M GONNA ASK HER OUT TO DINNER.

AND...?

DO IT, THEN!

OH, I CAN'T. WHY NOT?!

'CAUSE I CAN'T AFFORD TO TAKE HER

TO THE PLACES WILL TAKES HER.

MAN, ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT HIM?

RIGHT!

ARE YOU REALLY CONCERNED ABOUT WILL AND HER?

RIGHT!

I HAD ONE SO BROKE ONE TIME, HE COULDN'T EVEN PAY ATTENTION.

OH, BUT THE LOVING...

HATTIE!

SAY MY NAME AGAIN, YOU BALDHEADED BASTARD!

HATTIE!

COME BACK.

NEED A CIGARETTE NOW, THOUGH.

YEAH, HE WAS BALDHEADED, TOO.

LOOK, BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR LUNCH, GO ASK HER OUT.

O‐‐ OKAY.

OKAY. [ GRUNTS ]

UH, LINDA. YES.

LOOK, WHAT I WANTED TO ASK YOU WAS ‐‐

Will: HEY, BABY.

DAMN!

HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I JUST WANTED TO BRING THESE TO YOU.

AWW, THAT'S SO SWEET.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH, ANYTHING FOR MY LADY.

YODELE... HE...

HOO!

YEAH.

YOU DIDN'T TELL THEM?

TELL US WHAT?

THAT LINDA AND I ARE SERIOUS NOW.

SERIOUS WHAT?

WE'RE ONLY DATING EACH OTHER.

DAMN! DAMN! DAMN!

YOU LIKE THE FLOWERS?

YES. THANK YOU SO MUCH.

WHAT IS HE DOING?

SITTING UP POSTED OVER THERE, LOOKING IN HER GLOBES.

RIGHT, ORANGE IS YOUR FAVORITE.

MM‐HMM. SEE, I DIDN'T FORGET.

[ BOTH LAUGH ] THAT'S CRAZY!

YOU NEED TO HANDLE YOUR BUSINESS!

YEAH, YOU NEED TO GET OVER THERE AND DO SOMETHING,

AND DO IT NOW.

DID Y'ALL NOT HEAR WHAT THAT MAN SAID?

THEY'RE DATING.

THAT DON'T MEAN NOTHING!

I HAD A HUSBAND AND TWO IN THE "POSSIBLE."

OH!

YOU NEED TO DO SOMETHING.

[ Voice breaking ] AND I'M GONNA TALK TO YOU

ABOUT CHEATING ON MY BROTHER.

[ WHIMPERS ] GO DO SOMETHING!

GO ON!

GET YOUR [MUMBLES] OVER THERE!

ALL OF THEM DAMN STRIPES AROUND YOUR NECK.

GET OVER THERE!

TIGHT SWEATER ZEBRA.

SEE YOU LATER, BABY.

UH, HERE YOU GO.

OH, YOU KEEP IT.

WHAT THE HELL?

KEEP IT.

UH, LINDA, LET ME HOLLA AT YOU FOR A SECOND.

WHY ARE YOU LETTING HIM KEEP YOUR TIPS?

BECAUSE I WANT HIM TO.

WHY?

HE HAS KIDS TO RAISE.

AND YOU HAVE AN APARTMENT TO FIND AND RAISE.

THANK YOU. WE'LL TAKE THAT, THEN.

TORN DOWN FOR WHAT?

I WANT YOU TO PUT IT TOWARDS THE KIDS' SCHOOL.

I WANT YOU TO HAVE IT.

YOU HAVE ENOUGH ON YOUR PLATE WITH THE KIDS.

SPEAKING OF THE KIDS, ARE YOU COMING OVER FOR DINNER TONIGHT?

OH, I'M...GOING OUT WITH WILL.

[ CHUCKLES ]

AGAIN?

[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH. HE'S SO GREAT.

WELL, YOU KNOW, YOU NEVER ‐‐

YOU NEVER DID TALK TO CAROLINE ABOUT HER, UM...

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

...PROBLEM.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE RIGHT.

I‐I WILL COME OVER, JUST FOR ABOUT AN HOUR OR SO.

REALLY? YEAH.

OKAY. ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU THEN.

OKAY. SEE YOU LATER. Execute!

BOOM! BOOM!

BOOM! YOU SHOT HIM DEAD, DEAD.

GIVE IT TO HIM.

YOU CAN DO IT! YES.

YOU ARE THE MAN. YES.

THE SLAM DUNK!

HEY. CAREFUL.

YEAH.

[ CHUCKLES ] OH, LINDA.

WHAT DID HIM SAY ABOUT THAT BANK SITUATION?

WILL SAID HE'D TELL ME ABOUT IT TONIGHT AT DINNER.

OKAY, THEN. [ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

OKAY. YEAH, THAT'S GOOD.

THANK YOU.

[ SIGHS ]

YOU KNOW DAMN WELL HE LYING.

I KNOW!

SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD.

HATTIE, THIS IS SO CRAZY.

I MEAN, SHE REALLY LIKES WILL!

AIN'T THAT A DAMN SHAME?

YES, IT IS.

JUST MAKES ME SO MAD.

IT JUST MAKES ME FEEL SO BAD.

WELL, IT MAKES ME FEEL SO MAD.

I JUST HOPE PHILIP'S PLAN WORKS.

[ SIGHS ] [ DOORBELL RINGS ]

[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]

HEY. HEY.

LET'S GET IN THE KITCHEN, GET THIS DINNER GOING.

WHERE ARE THE KIDS?

WHERE ARE THE KIDS?

THEY'RE NOT HERE.

WELL, WHERE ARE THEY?

I WAS SUPPOSED TO TALK TO CAROLINE TONIGHT.

AWAY AT CAMP.

WELL, YOU DIDN'T... SAY THAT.

OKAY, SO, I GUESS IT'S JUST US FOR A QUICK DINNER?

YEAH.

YES. YES. YES.

WHY IS IT SO DARK IN HERE?

OOH, AND, PHILIP, YOU HAVE TO BE CAREFUL WITH FIRE.

ONLY YOU CAN PREVENT HOUSE FIRES.

LINDA?

LINDA, YOU'RE ‐‐ YOU'RE MISSING IT.

AND THIS MUSIC IS SO LOUD!

[ MUSIC STOPS ]

YOU'RE MISSING IT.

MISSING WHAT?

IT ‐‐ WHO COOKED?

I...

I DID.

SO, WHY DID YOU ASK ME TO COOK?

AND WHO BOUGHT CHOCOLATES?

I ‐‐ I DON'T EVEN LIKE CHOCOLATE.

OH, OKAY.

UH... YOU'RE NOT GETTING IT.

GETTING WHAT?

OKAY, LET ME TRY THIS AGAIN.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

[ SIGHS ]

AH...BAM!

BAM!

BAM!

[ SOFT MUSIC PLAYS ]

HA!

[ CHUCKLES ]

BAM. [ MUSIC STOPS ]

LINDA!

HA!

I CAN'T COOK ANYTHING IN THE DARK.

WITH ALL THAT MUSIC, I CAN'T CONCENTRATE.

LINDA... [ SIGHS ]

I DID ALL OF THIS FOR YOU.

FOR WHAT?

THIS IS CALLED A ROMANTIC DINNER.

FOR WHO?

YOU AND ME.

US.

YOU KNOW? YOU AND ME.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ CHUCKLES ] YEAH.

WHEW.

SAY WHAT?

[ SIGHS ]

OKAY, LOOK.

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT FEELING ME, BUT ‐‐

PHILIP.

NO, LET ME FINISH.

OKAY.

LOOK, I SEE YOU WITH THAT OTHER GUY,

AND I SEE HOW HE LOOKS AT YOU,

AND HE IS NOT FEELING YOU LIKE I'M FEELING YOU.

I JUST WANT TO TAKE YOU OUT.

YOU DO KNOW HE'S ON HIS WAY OVER HERE TO PICK ME UP?

WHAT?!

I TOLD HIM I WAS COOKING. HE SAID HE WAS HUNGRY, TOO.

I SAID HE SHOULD COME OVER WITH US AND EAT.

AND...

THEN WE CAN GO TO THE MOVIES.

[ STIFLED GROAN ]

[ SIGHS ]

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE DOING ALL OF THIS.

OKAY. IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY.

BUT LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE!

YOU DON'T NEED ME TO COOK ANYWAY 'CAUSE YOU ALREADY DID.

[ SCOFFS ]

YEAH, I DID.

SORRY. [ SIGHS ]

BUT WAIT, LOOK.

SO, WHAT ABOUT WHAT I JUST SAID TO YOU?

WHAT'S THAT?

I'M FEELING YOU. I'M INTO YOU.

PHILIP, I'M SEEING SOMEONE, AND YOU KNOW THAT.

I KNOW THAT.

AND I'M HAPPY.

ARE YOU?

YES.

OKAY, I'M SORRY.

[ SIGHS ]

NO PROBLEM, BUT...

MAYBE I SHOULDN'T COME BACK OVER HERE ANYMORE

IF YOU FEEL LIKE... THIS.

SO, YOU ‐‐ YOU AIN'T FEELING NOTHING FOR ME?

I MEAN, NOTHING?

[ SIGHS ] I JUST ‐‐

I DON'T SEE YOU THAT WAY,

AND I'M REALLY SURPRISED THAT YOU SEE ME THAT WAY.

WELL, I DO.

[ SIGHS ] LOOK, PHILIP.

YOU MISS YOUR WIFE.

YOU'RE NOT FEELING ME.

OKAY, YES, I DO MISS HER.

I MEAN, WE WERE TOGETHER 15 YEARS.

BUT I'VE NOT FELT THIS WAY ABOUT ANYONE SINCE HER.

AND THEN ‐‐ THIS ‐‐ THIS WHOLE DATING ‐‐

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS.

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DATE AND BE OUT THERE.

BUT THEN YOU COME ALONG, AND...

YOU'RE JUST PERFECT.

I'M CONVENIENT.

NO.

YES. I AM.

PH‐‐ YOU'LL FIND SOMEONE.

I ALREADY HAVE.

YOU AIN'T FEELING NOTHING?

I'M WITH WILL.

UM, OKAY. I'M SORRY.

[ SIGHS ]

LOOK, I'M GONNA GO.

YEAH.

I'M SORRY.

IT'S OKAY. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

BYE.