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HEY, FLIP.
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IT'S PHILIP.
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THAT WHAT I SAID,
FLIP.
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HOW YOUR DAUGHTER DOING?
SHE DOING PRETTY GOOD?
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YES, MA'AM.
YEAH.
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LINDA TOLD ME SHE COOKED DINNER
FOR Y'ALL THE OTHER NIGHT.
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SHE DID.
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YEAH.
IT MADE ME FEEL SO SORRY.
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I'M SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE SHE CAN'T COOK
WORTH A DAMN!
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SHE DID GREAT.
YEAH.
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SHE MUST'VE READ THE DIRECTIONS
ON THE BACK OF THAT BOX, TOO.
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SAY WHAT?
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AH!
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DON'T WALK UP ON ME LIKE THAT,
GIRL.
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ACTUALLY,
I MADE IT ALL FROM SCRATCH.
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YEAH, THAT'S EXACTLY
WHAT I'D BE DOING
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AFTER I EAT YOUR COOKING ‐‐
ITCHING AND SCRATCHING.
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YOU, TOO?
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YEAH, I GET DIGGING
AND CARRYING ON.
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YOU SEE ALL THIS?
I'M BREAKING OUT.
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YEAH, THAT WHY I KEEP HER ASS
OUT THE KITCHEN.
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HERE YOU GO.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU KEEP IT.
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REALLY?
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MM‐HMM.
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HOW MUCH IS THAT?
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GET OUT MY BUSINESS,
UNCLE FLOYD.
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LOOKED LIKE HE FINALLY LEARNED
HOW TO LEAVE A GOOD TIP.
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[ CHUCKLES ] THAT MUST HAVE BEEN
SOME MEAL THE OTHER NIGHT.
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OR A MEAN DESSERT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OR A MEAN TWERK.
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UNH‐UNH.
UH, STOP. DON'T DO IT.
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WAIT, QUIT.
BEFORE LUNCH? NO.
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COME ON, NOW.
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[ SIGHS ]
ANYWAY, LISTEN.
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CAROLINE
HAS A PROJECT DUE TODAY,
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AND PJ HAS A DENTIST APPOINTMENT
TOMORROW AT 3:00.
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OKAY, HOW DO YOU
REMEMBER ALL OF THAT?
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I'M A WOMAN.
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YES, YOU ARE.
AN AMAZING ONE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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BOY, GO AHEAD.
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STOP!
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[ LAUGHING ]
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[ BOTH MIMIC LAUGHING ]
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I THINK HE HEAR.
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LINDA, COME OUT OF
THAT DAMN KITCHEN!
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YOU GONNA HAVE THESE CUSTOMERS
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ITCHING AND SCRATCHING
AND CARRYING ON!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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HEY, BRO, YOU LIKE HER,
DON'T YOU?
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WHO, HATTIE?
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NO.
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[ SIGHS ]
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NO.
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YOU AIN'T FOOLING NOBODY,
BRO.
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COME ON, MAN.
YOU LIKE HER.
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LINDA?
YEAH.
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SHE COOL.
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BRO, WHO YOU FOOLING,
MAN?
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WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
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YOU LIKE HER.
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I JUST, UM...
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I JUST, UM...
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ASK HER OUT.
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NAH.
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SHE'S WITH THAT WILL GUY.
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AND?
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I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GUY.
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THEY'RE NOT MARRIED.
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I KNOW THAT.
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IT'S NOT EVEN THAT SERIOUS,
MAN.
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IT ISN'T?
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NO!
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REALLY?
YES!
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SO, YOU THINK
I SHOULD ASK HER OUT?
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YES!
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YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.
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I DO, BUT...
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BUT WHAT?
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I NEED TO ASK HER SON.
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SAY WHAT?
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YOU SAY
YOU NEED TO DO WHAT?
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I NEED TO TALK TO HER SON.
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OH, NO.
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WHAT?
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SO, YOU'RE INTERESTED
IN HER SON NOW?
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YES.
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NO!
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NOT LIKE THAT!
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OOH!
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OKAY, COOL.
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[ SIGHS ]
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SO, I MEAN, WHAT ARE YOU
REALLY TRYING TO SAY?
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I'M SAYING I WAS RAISED
BY A SINGLE MOTHER,
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AND I WAS VERY PROTECTIVE
OVER HER.
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YOU SAW HOW HE STEPPED TO ME
THE OTHER DAY.
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YEAH, LIKE A SHORT,
BOW‐LEGGED BULL DOG.
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EXACTLY.
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MM‐HMM.
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BUT...
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OH, OKAY.
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I SEE, I SEE, I SEE.
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YOU SEE WHAT?
MM‐HMM.
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THIS PART OF YOUR LITTLE GAME
RIGHT HERE.
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MM‐HMM.
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THIS AIN'T NO GAME.
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[ SCOFFS ] BRO, PLEASE.
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YOU GONNA GO AND GET TO THE SON
FIRST, RIGHT,
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AND THEN YOU GONNA HAVE THE MAMA
TO FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.
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I LIKE THIS, I LIKE THIS.
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NO, FLOYD, NO.
THIS AIN'T NO GAME.
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SO, YOU REALLY WANT TO
TALK TO HER SON FIRST?
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YES.
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AND THIS REALLY
AIN'T NO GAME?
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NO.
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REALLY?
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NO.
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OKAY.
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BUT, REALLY, IT MAKES NO SENSE
TO ME AT ALL.
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LOOK...
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I WISH
MY MOTHER HAD COME TO ME
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BEFORE SHE WENT OUT
WITH SOME OF THESE JERKS.
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OH, SO YOU A JERK.
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NO.
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LOOK, THAT'S WHY
I WANT TO TALK TO DANNY.
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YOU CAN FORGET ABOUT THAT.
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WHY?
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HE...DON'T...LIKE...YOU!
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HE ONLY MET ME ONCE.
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YEAH, BUT...
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YEAH,
BUT THAT WAS A DISASTER.
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I MEAN, HE CAN'T JUDGE ME
AFTER MEETING ME ONCE.
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HE...DON'T...LIKE...
NO...DAMN...BODY!
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THAT'S EXACTLY HOW I WAS
WITH MY MOTHER.
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THAT'S WHY
I WANT TO TALK TO HIM.
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ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THIS,
BRO?
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YES.
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SO, HOW CAN I REACH HIM?
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WELL, HE'S REALLY
NOT THAT DIFFICULT TO REACH,
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'CAUSE, I MEAN,
HE'S KIND OF SHORT,
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SO YOU CAN EITHER REACH DOWN,
REACH UP...
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NO. HOW DO I GET IN TOUCH
WITH HIM, FLOYD?
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OH, OKAY.
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WELL, ACTUALLY, HE WORKS AT
THIS FIRM CALLED BEAGAL & STEVE.
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NOW, I GIVE YOU THE ADDRESS
IF YOU REALLY SURE ABOUT THIS.
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I'M SURE, YES.
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ALL RIGHT, WELL, I GUESS
I'LL GIVE YOU THE ADDRESS.
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COME ON.
WAIT A MINUTE, HOLD UP.
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YOU HAD YOUR SHOTS?
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YES.
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COOL. I GOT A MUZZLE IN THE BACK
FOR YOU, TOO.
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AH.
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[ KEYBOARD CLACKS ]
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WILL YOU PLEASE
PAY ATTENTION?
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I AM.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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THIS IS
MY "PAY ATTENTION" FACE.
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THAT'S YOUR
"YOU'RE A PERV" FACE.
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LOOK, SAM, YOU'RE NOT EVEN
LOOKING AT THIS, ALL RIGHT?
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THIS PROJECT
IS VERY IMPORTANT.
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WELL,
SO IS MY BEAUTY REST.
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MORE LIKE BOOTY REST.
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YEAH, I NEED TO REST
SO I CAN TAP THAT BOOTY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'M GONNA GET YOU SOME COFFEE.
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YOU NEED TO STAY AWAKE.
YEAH.
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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Philip: HELLO?
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HEY, UM, YOU'RE ‐‐
YOU'RE THE GUY FROM THE DINER.
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YES.
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HI. I'M DREW.
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I'M PHILIP.
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CAN WE HELP YOU?
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YES.
I'M HERE TO SEE DANNY.
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DANNY, THERE'S A BIG, STRONG,
BLACK...
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DON'T.
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...COFFEE.
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I LIKE MY COFFEE STRONG,
BLACK, AND BIG.
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HI.
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HI.
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CAN I HELP YOU?
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I'M PHILIP.
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NO, YOU'RE NOT.
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YES, I AM.
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OH, YOU'RE THE MAN
THAT KEEPS LOOKING AT MY MAMA.
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ABOUT THAT.
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ABOUT‐FACE!
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FORWARD MARCH.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I LOVE A MAN
THAT GIVES ME ORDERS.
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SOUND OFF, DREW.
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ONE, DREW, THREE, FOUR.
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ONE, DREW, THREE, FOUR!
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OKAY, I'M SORRY.
WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
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YEAH, THIS IS AWKWARD.
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WAIT!
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I FIGURED IT OUT!
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YOU'RE HIS DAD.
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WAIT. WHAT?
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NO.
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OH, THANK GOD.
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AH, I'LL SAY.
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THAT'D MEAN
DANNY WAS GONNA BE BALD.
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YEAH.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT?
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I'M HERE TO TALK
ABOUT YOUR MOTHER.
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[ Laughing ]
THIS IS GONNA BE GOOD.
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WHAT ABOUT MY MOTHER?
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WELL,
I WANT TO ASK HER OUT.
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YOU DO?
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WELL, YOU KNOW SHE'S NOT HERE,
RIGHT?
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YEAH, I KNOW.
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SEE, LOOK,
I RAISED BY A SINGLE PARENT,
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AND I WISHED
THAT EVERY GUY SHE WENT OUT WITH
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CAME AND ASKED ME FIRST,
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BECAUSE I WAS VERY PROTECTIVE
OVER HER, JUST LIKE YOU, DANNY.
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DANIEL.
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I'M SORRY. DANIEL.
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YEAH.
DANIEL IN THE LION'S DEN.
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HE SLEW THE LION.
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YEAH.
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YOUR NAMESAKE HAD THE LORD
SHUT THE LION'S MOUTH,
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AND YOU'RE ABOUT TO
BE SLAUGHTERED!
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WOW, PHILIP,
THIS IS DIFFERENT.
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I LIKE IT.
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YEAH, IT'S DIFFERENT.
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IT'S A LITTLE SICK,
IF YOU ASK ME.
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NO.
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IT'S CHARMING.
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WAIT, WAIT.
YOU WANT TO MARRY MY MOM?
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NO.
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I JUST WANT TO ASK HER OUT
ON A DATE.
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AND YOU'RE ASKING ME?
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YES, MAN TO MAN.
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THAT WOULD BE CORRECT.
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BUT THAT MAN
IS IN A CUTE, LITTLE VEST.
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SO, OUT OF RESPECT FOR YOU,
I'M ASKING YOU.
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WHAT DO YOU SAY?
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NO.
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NO?
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NO. THANKS FOR COMING.
NOW BYE.
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DANNY!
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I SAID BYE. NOW GO.
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YOU HEARD THE...
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...MAN IN THE VEST.
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OKAY, I UNDERSTAND.
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,
WAIT, WAIT.
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NO, DREW, HE ‐‐
HE SHOULD GO.
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NO, NO.
NOW HOLD ON A SECOND.
253
00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:47,080
HE'S ‐‐ HE'S REALLY STRONG
[CHUCKLES]
254
00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:49,449
LIKE A ROCK.
255
00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:52,986
THIS MAN
IS BUILT TO LAST.
256
00:10:56,089 --> 00:10:58,525
EVERYBODY RELAX, OKAY?
JUST WAIT.
257
00:10:58,525 --> 00:11:01,735
I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO JUST WAIT
RIGHT HERE, OKAY, BROTHER?
258
00:11:01,735 --> 00:11:04,137
WAIT IT ON OUT.
YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?
259
00:11:04,137 --> 00:11:06,039
JUST ‐‐ WHOA. I LIKE THAT.
260
00:11:06,039 --> 00:11:07,307
YEAH, THAT'S IT.
261
00:11:07,307 --> 00:11:10,010
JUST STAY RIGHT HERE
FOR A LITTLE BIT LONGER.
262
00:11:10,010 --> 00:11:12,345
HA!
OH, HE'S REAL TOUGH.
263
00:11:12,345 --> 00:11:13,446
YOU KNOW WHAT?
264
00:11:13,446 --> 00:11:15,448
JUST GO ON OUT, GO ON OUT,
HEAD ON OUT.
265
00:11:15,448 --> 00:11:18,084
OKAY, I'M GONNA NEED YOU TO JUST
WAIT OUT THERE FOR A SECOND.
266
00:11:18,084 --> 00:11:19,452
THAT'S A LITTLE WAITING AREA.
267
00:11:19,452 --> 00:11:21,755
GOOD. YOU GOOD? YOU COMFY?
OKAY, COOL, GREAT.
268
00:11:21,755 --> 00:11:24,190
I NEED TO TALK TO YOU.
269
00:11:24,190 --> 00:11:25,926
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS,
DREW.
270
00:11:25,926 --> 00:11:26,993
WELL, YOU NEED TO.
271
00:11:26,993 --> 00:11:28,862
NO, HE DOESN'T.
THIS IS SO LAME.
272
00:11:28,862 --> 00:11:31,932
A MAN ASKING
IF HE CAN DATE HIS MOTHER?
273
00:11:31,932 --> 00:11:33,299
NO, IT'S NOT.
274
00:11:33,299 --> 00:11:35,636
IT'S RESPECTFUL,
AND IT'S QUITE KIND.
275
00:11:35,636 --> 00:11:38,972
DANNY, YOU NEED TO GIVE THIS MAN
THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
276
00:11:38,972 --> 00:11:42,308
BECAUSE HE CARED ENOUGH
TO ASK YOU FIRST.
277
00:11:42,308 --> 00:11:45,712
AWW!
278
00:11:45,712 --> 00:11:48,214
THIS IS A BUNCH OF CRAP!
279
00:11:49,482 --> 00:11:50,817
I'M WITH SAM.
280
00:11:50,817 --> 00:11:52,452
THANK YOU, BUDDY.
281
00:11:52,452 --> 00:11:54,487
YOU NEED TO RESPECT THIS.
282
00:11:54,487 --> 00:11:57,924
HAS A MAN
EVER DONE THIS BEFORE?
283
00:11:59,025 --> 00:12:00,300
NO.
284
00:12:02,603 --> 00:12:03,737
EXACTLY.
285
00:12:03,737 --> 00:12:07,173
SO, YOU NEED TO PAY ATTENTION
TO THIS, OKAY?
286
00:12:07,173 --> 00:12:12,579
LET THE NICE, ATTRACTIVE,
BALD MAN TAKE YOUR MOM OUT.
287
00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:15,949
DREW...
288
00:12:15,949 --> 00:12:19,419
ONE DATE, DANNY.
JUST ONE.
289
00:12:19,419 --> 00:12:21,154
[ SIGHS ] OKAY.
290
00:12:21,154 --> 00:12:22,923
GOOD.
BUT...
291
00:12:22,923 --> 00:12:24,124
BUT WHAT?
292
00:12:24,124 --> 00:12:25,391
BUT I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS.
293
00:12:25,391 --> 00:12:26,993
YEAH!
294
00:12:26,993 --> 00:12:28,995
GET HIM!
295
00:12:28,995 --> 00:12:31,598
WHOOP THAT!
296
00:12:34,034 --> 00:12:36,169
HE'S ALL YOURS.
297
00:12:38,271 --> 00:12:39,840
WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR A LIVING?
298
00:12:39,840 --> 00:12:42,442
I'M AN ELECTRICIAN.
299
00:12:42,442 --> 00:12:45,579
OH, YEAH?
FOR WHOM?
300
00:12:47,080 --> 00:12:49,215
I OWN MY OWN COMPANY.
301
00:12:49,215 --> 00:12:51,618
OOH, HE'S A BUSINESSMAN!
302
00:12:52,919 --> 00:12:54,988
THAT'S A PLUS.
303
00:12:54,988 --> 00:12:56,990
I GOT THIS.
304
00:12:56,990 --> 00:12:59,693
MY BAD.
305
00:12:59,693 --> 00:13:01,367
AND WHERE?
HOW LONG YOU BEEN DOING THIS?
306
00:13:01,367 --> 00:13:02,703
YEAH?
307
00:13:02,703 --> 00:13:03,704
OH, ABOUT 18 YEARS.
308
00:13:03,704 --> 00:13:04,938
OH!
309
00:13:04,938 --> 00:13:06,740
MEANS YOU GOT
GOOD BENEFITS.
310
00:13:06,740 --> 00:13:08,709
YEAH.
311
00:13:08,709 --> 00:13:10,911
AND A STRONG BACK!
312
00:13:12,112 --> 00:13:14,515
SO, HE CAN BREAK THAT BACK!
313
00:13:14,515 --> 00:13:15,716
HA!
314
00:13:15,716 --> 00:13:19,385
WEAR IT OUT [CHUCKLES]
ONLY IF YOU WANT TO.
315
00:13:19,385 --> 00:13:21,387
[ CHUCKLES ]
316
00:13:23,389 --> 00:13:25,491
TURNED DOWN FOR WHY.
317
00:13:26,927 --> 00:13:28,461
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
318
00:13:28,461 --> 00:13:30,664
NOT TOO FAR
FROM YOUR GRANDMOTHER.
319
00:13:30,664 --> 00:13:32,498
AH, THAT'S SCARY.
320
00:13:34,768 --> 00:13:36,436
YOU MARRIED?
321
00:13:36,436 --> 00:13:38,605
I'M A WIDOWER.
322
00:13:38,605 --> 00:13:41,608
AW, THAT'S SAD.
323
00:13:41,608 --> 00:13:43,844
BUT KIND OF CUTE.
324
00:13:47,648 --> 00:13:48,915
KIDS?
325
00:13:48,915 --> 00:13:49,916
TWO.
326
00:13:49,916 --> 00:13:51,217
HOW OLD?
327
00:13:51,217 --> 00:13:52,919
NINE AND 13.
328
00:13:52,919 --> 00:13:54,788
I THINK YOU MET MY DAUGHTER
THE OTHER DAY.
329
00:13:54,788 --> 00:13:56,222
SHE WAS THE ONE
BEING BULLIED.
330
00:13:56,222 --> 00:13:57,824
OH, THAT WAS HER?
331
00:13:57,824 --> 00:13:59,059
YEAH.
332
00:13:59,059 --> 00:14:00,293
SHE'S SO CUTE.
333
00:14:00,293 --> 00:14:01,968
ISN'T SHE?
YEAH.
334
00:14:01,968 --> 00:14:03,737
AW. AW. [ CHUCKLES ]
335
00:14:03,737 --> 00:14:05,772
STAY FOCUSED, DANNY!
336
00:14:05,772 --> 00:14:07,941
I AM FOCUSED.
337
00:14:09,309 --> 00:14:11,778
THEY ARE PROBABLY BRATS.
338
00:14:14,014 --> 00:14:16,416
YOU DIDN'T TALK TO MY MOTHER
ABOUT THIS?
339
00:14:16,416 --> 00:14:18,118
NO.
340
00:14:18,118 --> 00:14:19,986
AND YOU REALLY
CAME TO ME FIRST?
341
00:14:19,986 --> 00:14:20,987
YES.
342
00:14:20,987 --> 00:14:22,488
Drew: SEE?
343
00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:25,592
I TOLD YOU.
344
00:14:25,592 --> 00:14:27,994
BECAUSE YOU CAME TO ME
LIKE A MAN,
345
00:14:27,994 --> 00:14:29,963
YOU CAN ASK MY MOM OUT.
346
00:14:32,265 --> 00:14:33,266
REALLY?
347
00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:35,235
YEAH.
348
00:14:35,235 --> 00:14:36,837
THANK YOU.
349
00:14:38,471 --> 00:14:40,741
SOMETHING ABOUT THIS
DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT, DANNY.
350
00:14:40,741 --> 00:14:43,043
DON'T BACK DOWN ‐‐
NEGOTIATE!
351
00:14:43,043 --> 00:14:45,011
DON'T BE THE GOVERNMENT!
352
00:14:46,580 --> 00:14:48,048
OKAY.
353
00:14:48,048 --> 00:14:50,083
HAVE HER HOME BY 10!
354
00:14:50,083 --> 00:14:51,585
YEAH,
MEET THAT DEADLINE.
355
00:14:51,585 --> 00:14:53,453
YEAH.
356
00:14:53,453 --> 00:14:54,921
WHATEVER YOU SAY.
357
00:14:54,921 --> 00:14:57,123
AND NO LOUD MUSIC
IN THE CAR.
358
00:14:57,123 --> 00:14:59,526
WHAT?!
359
00:14:59,526 --> 00:15:02,268
MY MOM'S EARDRUMS
ARE SENSITIVE.
360
00:15:02,268 --> 00:15:04,070
NO LOUD MUSIC!
361
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:05,138
YEAH!
362
00:15:06,807 --> 00:15:07,941
OKAY.
363
00:15:07,941 --> 00:15:10,210
YOU'LL SEE
I'M A GOOD GUY.
364
00:15:10,210 --> 00:15:12,078
YOU BETTER BE.
365
00:15:13,647 --> 00:15:18,118
BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT,
YOU'RE MY WING MAN ON SATURDAY.
366
00:15:36,069 --> 00:15:37,971
AH!
367
00:15:37,971 --> 00:15:40,206
THINGS MUST HAVE GONE WELL
WITH DANNY.
368
00:15:40,206 --> 00:15:42,142
I SEE YOU HERE
TO ASK LINDA OUT.
369
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:43,910
YES, SIR.
HOW DO I LOOK?
370
00:15:43,910 --> 00:15:45,311
THESE YOUR GOOD CLOTHES?
371
00:15:47,047 --> 00:15:49,482
MAN, THIS IS SILK.
372
00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:51,652
LIKE THE GROUP?
373
00:15:53,253 --> 00:15:54,888
LOOK AT YOU.
374
00:15:54,888 --> 00:15:58,224
GOT YOUR LITTLE CAPTAIN
SHOULDER BARS AND EVERYTHING.
375
00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:01,434
I GUESS
YOU LOOK ALL RIGHT.
376
00:16:01,434 --> 00:16:02,503
THANK YOU.
377
00:16:02,503 --> 00:16:04,104
YOU GOOD, THOUGH.
378
00:16:05,405 --> 00:16:07,140
OH, HEY!
379
00:16:07,140 --> 00:16:09,242
[ SINGING INDISTINCTLY ]
380
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,948
HELLO.
381
00:16:14,948 --> 00:16:17,450
HEY, DON'T YOU LOOK NICE.
IS THIS SILK?
382
00:16:17,450 --> 00:16:19,786
[ CHUCKLES ]
383
00:16:19,786 --> 00:16:23,123
GOT YOUR LITTLE CAPTAIN
SHOULDERS AND EVERYTHING.
384
00:16:24,791 --> 00:16:27,861
WELL, YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL
YOURSELF.
385
00:16:27,861 --> 00:16:29,563
OH, THIS OLD THING?
386
00:16:29,563 --> 00:16:32,232
HERE IN THE CONGO,
387
00:16:32,232 --> 00:16:35,268
WE ARE WATCHING THE ZEBRA
IN ITS NATURAL HABITAT.
388
00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:39,072
[ IMITATES ZEBRA ]
389
00:16:41,542 --> 00:16:43,443
WELL,
YOU MAKE IT LOOK GREAT.
390
00:16:43,443 --> 00:16:46,412
THANK YOU.
NOW, YOU KNOW WE'RE CLOSING.
391
00:16:46,412 --> 00:16:48,582
YES, BUT THERE'S SOMETHING
I WANTED TO ASK YOU.
392
00:16:48,582 --> 00:16:50,083
OH, HEY, BABY.
393
00:16:50,083 --> 00:16:51,785
COME HERE.
394
00:16:51,785 --> 00:16:54,154
YOU LOOK BEAUTIFUL.
395
00:16:54,154 --> 00:16:55,188
THANK YOU.
396
00:16:55,188 --> 00:16:56,222
[ BLOWS ]
397
00:16:57,724 --> 00:16:59,893
I'M THE LUCKIEST GUY
IN THE WORLD.
398
00:16:59,893 --> 00:17:01,502
YEAH, YOU SURE ARE.
399
00:17:01,502 --> 00:17:02,803
OH.
400
00:17:02,803 --> 00:17:05,506
THIS IS PHILIP,
MY FRIEND I TOLD YOU ABOUT,
401
00:17:05,506 --> 00:17:07,240
WHOSE DAUGHTER
I'VE BEEN HELPING.
402
00:17:07,240 --> 00:17:08,274
FRIEND.
403
00:17:09,743 --> 00:17:10,877
WHAT'S UP?
404
00:17:12,145 --> 00:17:13,814
COME ON, BABY,
WE NEED TO GO.
405
00:17:13,814 --> 00:17:15,616
SO, WHERE Y'ALL GOING?
406
00:17:15,616 --> 00:17:18,685
OH, HE'S TAKING ME
TO THE NEW FLY HIGH RESTAURANT.
407
00:17:18,685 --> 00:17:21,522
[ CHUCKLES ]
THAT PLACE UP IN THERE?
408
00:17:21,522 --> 00:17:22,923
YOU BEEN THERE?
409
00:17:22,923 --> 00:17:24,157
OH, FREQUENTLY.
410
00:17:24,157 --> 00:17:25,926
SO, WHAT SHOULD WE ORDER?
411
00:17:25,926 --> 00:17:29,362
I SAY I BEEN THERE.
I AIN'T ORDER NOTHING TO EAT.
412
00:17:29,362 --> 00:17:33,266
[ CHUCKLES ]
I, UH, WIRED THE BUILDING.
413
00:17:33,266 --> 00:17:36,537
[ BOTH LAUGH ]
414
00:17:36,537 --> 00:17:39,339
YOU'RE AN ELECTRICIAN?
415
00:17:39,339 --> 00:17:40,641
THAT'S RIGHT. YES.
416
00:17:40,641 --> 00:17:42,108
I'M AN ENGINEER.
417
00:17:42,108 --> 00:17:44,244
OKAY, BABY, WE BETTER GO.
418
00:17:44,244 --> 00:17:46,446
BYE, PHILIP.
419
00:17:46,446 --> 00:17:47,848
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
420
00:17:47,848 --> 00:17:49,850
[ SINGS INDISTINCTLY ]
421
00:17:52,653 --> 00:17:54,354
WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?
422
00:17:54,354 --> 00:17:57,023
I'M SO SORRY, FLIP.
423
00:17:58,158 --> 00:18:00,393
IT'S PHILIP.
424
00:18:00,393 --> 00:18:03,036
THAT WHAT I SAID, FLIP.
425
00:18:04,237 --> 00:18:07,741
HOW YOU HEAR THAT
ALL THE WAY BACK IN THE BACK?
426
00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:09,910
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL
I HEAR EVERYTHING.
427
00:18:09,910 --> 00:18:11,411
THAT'S RIGHT.
428
00:18:11,411 --> 00:18:12,813
DOG HEARING.
429
00:18:12,813 --> 00:18:14,214
[ CHUCKLES ]
430
00:18:14,214 --> 00:18:16,082
YOU KNOW
SHE'S PART AFGHAN.
431
00:18:16,082 --> 00:18:19,319
[ LAUGHS ]
THAT WAS FUNNY, THAT WAS.
432
00:18:19,319 --> 00:18:21,187
HE TICKLED ME THEN.
433
00:18:21,187 --> 00:18:22,689
[ LAUGHS ]
434
00:18:22,689 --> 00:18:24,625
WHO ‐‐ WHO WAS THAT?
435
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,392
THAT'S WILL.
436
00:18:26,392 --> 00:18:28,662
I DON'T LIKE HIM,
NEITHER.
437
00:18:28,662 --> 00:18:29,830
MAN, I DON'T LIKE HIM.
438
00:18:29,830 --> 00:18:30,897
YEAH.
439
00:18:30,897 --> 00:18:32,533
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM.
440
00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,736
I GET VIBES.
441
00:18:37,270 --> 00:18:39,940
YOU KNOW,
THAT THE SAME THING DANNY SAID.
442
00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:41,775
REALLY?
443
00:18:41,775 --> 00:18:43,009
YEAH.
444
00:18:44,545 --> 00:18:45,879
I'M GOING HOME.
445
00:18:45,879 --> 00:18:46,913
OKAY.
446
00:18:47,914 --> 00:18:52,519
HEY, PHILIP, DON'T GIVE UP
ON LINDA SO FAST, ALL RIGHT?
447
00:18:52,519 --> 00:18:53,854
WHAT?
448
00:18:53,854 --> 00:18:54,921
YEAH.
449
00:18:54,921 --> 00:18:57,390
I REALLY WANT YOU
TO BE TOGETHER.
450
00:18:57,390 --> 00:19:00,226
IT LOOKED LIKE
SHE MADE HER CHOICE.
451
00:19:00,226 --> 00:19:01,735
WELL, CHANGE IT.
452
00:19:01,735 --> 00:19:03,236
OKAY, HOW DO I DO THAT?
453
00:19:03,236 --> 00:19:07,841
MAN, THE TRICKS
I COULD TEACH YOU.
454
00:19:07,841 --> 00:19:09,543
WHOO!
455
00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:15,882
AND, MAN, YOU GONNA BE TRICKED
WITH STREP THROAT AND MONO
456
00:19:15,882 --> 00:19:18,118
FOOLING WITH FLOYD.
457
00:19:18,118 --> 00:19:22,022
AMOXICILLIN KILLS
ALL THE VILLAINS.
458
00:19:22,022 --> 00:19:23,524
[ CHUCKLES ]
459
00:19:23,524 --> 00:19:27,093
AND PENICILLIN
KEEPS YOU WILLIN'.
460
00:19:29,062 --> 00:19:31,064
WELL,
I APPRECIATE THE SUPPORT,
461
00:19:31,064 --> 00:19:34,000
BUT, UM,
I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
462
00:19:34,000 --> 00:19:36,102
YOU DO THAT.
463
00:19:36,102 --> 00:19:38,304
HE LOOK SO SAD.
464
00:19:38,304 --> 00:19:41,007
HE LOOK REAL SAD.
465
00:19:42,175 --> 00:19:44,177
LINDA MADE HIM FEEL
SO BAD.
466
00:19:44,177 --> 00:19:45,646
YEAH.
467
00:19:45,646 --> 00:19:48,148
KIND OF MADE YOU FEEL
SO BAD.
468
00:19:48,148 --> 00:19:50,383
YEAH, I FEEL BAD, TOO.
469
00:20:03,103 --> 00:20:04,938
HOW DID THE DATE GO
WITH PHILIP?
470
00:20:04,938 --> 00:20:07,508
IT DIDN'T.
SHE WENT WITH WILL.
471
00:20:07,508 --> 00:20:09,142
THAT LOSER.
472
00:20:09,142 --> 00:20:10,877
TELL ME ABOUT IT.
473
00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:14,047
I REALLY LIKE PHILIP.
THIS SUCKS.
474
00:20:14,047 --> 00:20:15,215
I KNOW.
475
00:20:15,215 --> 00:20:17,217
WHY'S HE PINING
AFTER YOUR MOTHER?
476
00:20:17,217 --> 00:20:18,218
I MEAN...
477
00:20:18,218 --> 00:20:21,988
[ LAUGHS ]
I MEAN, IT'S YOUR MOTHER.
478
00:20:21,988 --> 00:20:24,457
DO YOU WANT A BLACK EYE?
479
00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:27,060
NO, BUT I'LL TAKE A HUG.
480
00:20:28,394 --> 00:20:30,396
STOP IT.
481
00:20:30,396 --> 00:20:33,399
I HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR HIM.
HE REALLY LIKES HER.
482
00:20:33,399 --> 00:20:35,669
YEAH,
WE LIKE HIM FOR HER.
483
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:38,905
YEAH, BUT YOUR MOM
HAS TO LIVE HER OWN LIFE.
484
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,440
NOW, THAT IS TRUE.
485
00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:41,975
YEAH.
486
00:20:41,975 --> 00:20:45,712
THAT BE NICE IF THEY WAS
TO GET TOGETHER, WOULDN'T IT?
487
00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:47,881
GRANDMA, YOU LIKE HIM?
488
00:20:47,881 --> 00:20:49,349
YEAH.
489
00:20:49,349 --> 00:20:50,851
WHY DO YOU LIKE HIM
SO MUCH?
490
00:20:50,851 --> 00:20:52,318
BECAUSE HE GOT HIS OWN PLACE
491
00:20:52,318 --> 00:20:54,588
AND HE CAN GET HER
THE HELL AWAY FROM ME.
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