Original subtitles

[ SIGHS ]

EVERY DAY THE SAME PLACE,

THE SAME MISERABLE PEOPLE.

CAN WE EAT SOMEWHERE ELSE?

THE FOOD IS CHEAP.

AND GOOD.

EH...

IT IS.

AND NOT TO MENTION THE ATMOSPHERE.

PLEASE DON'T [CHUCKLES] MENTION THE ATMOSPHERE.

I WON'T IF YOU WON'T, SAM.

I CAN SMELL A MEAL THAT YOU ATE

BACK IN 1976.

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

YOU'RE GOOD.

YOU SHOULD HAVE EATEN YOUR VEGETABLES.

SO, DREW, WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM?

YOU DON'T LIKE MY COOKIN' ANYMORE?

NO, I DON'T LIKE IT.

LOOK AT HIM. HE'S CONSTIPATED.

THIS FOOD IS DISGUSTING. AND YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'VE GAINED FOUR FREAKING POUNDS SINCE I'VE BEEN EATING HERE.

I THOUGHT IT WAS DISGUSTING.

RIGHT.

IF IT'S DISGUSTING

THAN WHY ARE YOU FREAKING EATIN' IT?

YEAH.

BECAUSE WE NEVER PAY FOR THE CHECK!

OH, THAT'S RIGHT. REMEMBER, SAM EQUITY.

I STILL HAVE TO WORK OFF FOUR MEALS.

AND TWO WERE BRUNCHES!

[ SOBS ]

SERIOUSLY, FOUR POUNDS. CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE IT.

LOOK REAL CLOSE. IT'S FOUR POUNDS OF WEAVE.

[ LAUGHS ] THAT A GOOD ONE THERE, FLOYD.

THAT A GOOD ONE THERE, FLOYD.

THAT GOOD THERE, FLOYD.

WATCH WHEN SHE GET UP, BE LIKE THIS ‐‐

WHOA.

OOH. WATCH YOURSELF.

[ BOTH LAUGH ]

THAT A GOOD ONE THERE, FLOYD.

[ LAUGHS ]

AAH! YOU ALMOST MADE ME FALL.

YEAH. [ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SPITS ]

I'M SORRY.

GOT IT. GOT IT.

YEAH.

WHATEVER.

KEEP YOUR HAIR TO YOURSELF.

YEAH.

YOU GUYS ARE JUST HATING BECAUSE I ALWAYS STAY FLY.

YOU BETTER "BEWEAVE" IT.

OH, WE "BEWEAVE" IT. [ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHS ]

[ SIGHS ] NO REALLY, GUYS.

THESE PANTS, THEY WERE NEVER THIS TIGHT.

NEITHER WERE DANNY'S.

WELL, THEY WOULDN'T BE SO TIGHT

IF YOU WEREN'T DOING THE LAUNDRY.

I LOVE WATCHING 'EM SHRINK.

ARE WE STILL TALKING ABOUT THE PANTS?

RIGHT.

MY PANTS AREN'T THAT TIGHT, ARE THEY, MOM?

MOM?

WHO IS SHE TALKING TO?

OH, THAT'S JUST FLIP.

WHO?

FLIP.

[ LAUGHS ]

PHILLIP.

OH.

WELL, WHO IS HE?

HE A REGULAR CUSTOMER.

I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM.

I DON'T SEE WHY NOT.

HE'S HERE EVERY DAY. YEP.

WELL, I DON'T LIKE HER TALKING TO HIM.

UH, UH ‐‐ DANNY, WHERE YOU GOING?

TO BREAK THAT...CONVERSATION UP.

WELL, THEN, WHY?

NEED I REMIND YOU OF WILL?

THE GUY THAT BROKE HER HEART AND STOLE HER MONEY.

DIDN'T HE GIVE HER HER MONEY BACK?

YES.

[ Laughing ] THAT LOSER.

AND DIDN'T SHE SAY THAT HE DIDN'T STEAL IT?

MM‐HMM, YEAH, THAT WHAT SHE SAID.

WELL, ARE THEY GONNA START SEEING EACH OTHER AGAIN?

NO.

OH, THAT'S TOO BAD.

NO, IT'S NOT.

YES, IT IS.

I'M SURE HE WANTED ANOTHER BITE AT THAT APPLE.

HEY!

HE'S NOT GETTING A BITE OF NOTHIN'

BECAUSE THAT'S MY MAMA.

LEAVE YOUR MAMA ALONE.

SHE NEEDS TO GET BIT EVERY NOW AND THEN.

NO, FLOYD IS RIGHT, OKAY? I LEARNED MY LESSON.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THIS WHOLE SITUATION WAS A MESS.

I WAS THE ONE WHO SET HER UP ONLINE.

AND AFTER ALL THE CRYING AND THE DRAMA,

TRUST ME, JUST DON'T GET IN THAT.

YEAH, THAT WAS A LOT OF DRAMA...

MM‐HMM.

...FROM YOUR MAMA.

ONLY TIME HE GONNA GET AWAY WITH SAYING IT LIKE THAT.

MM‐HMM.

WELL, I'M GOING TO PUT A STOP TO THIS.

BOY! GET YOUR ‐‐

SIT YOUR ASS DOWN.

BEFORE I BUST YOU IN YOUR FACE.

LET HER HAVE A GOOD TIME SOMETIME.

OKAY, I'M GONNA SIT... WITH MY FACE...

AND SIT.

YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU DON'T SIT WITH YOUR FACE, THOUGH.

IS SHE STILL TALKING TO HIM?

YES, SHE IS.

THAT'S WHAT TWO ADULTS DO. THEY TALK TO EACH OTHER.

WHAT ABOUT?

BY NOW THEY'RE PROBABLY DISCUSSING

ON WHERE TO "MEAT" AFTER WORK.

GET IT? M‐E‐A‐T.

UGH. THAT'S IT.

[ COUGHS ]

WHY YOU TALKING TO MY MAMA?

DANNY.

WHAT?

DON'T TOUCH THE MAN.

THIS IS MY SON.

[ SCOFFS ]

AND WHO ARE YOU?

HI, I'M PHILLIP.

PHILLIP'S A SCREWDRIVER.

WHO ARE YOU?

I'M A FRIEND OF YOUR MOTHER'S.

UNH‐UNH.

SHE AIN'T GOT NO FRIENDS THAT I DON'T KNOW.

OKAY, I SEE.

YOU'RE PROTECTIVE OF HER. MM‐HMM.

I GET IT.

OH, NO, NO, NO.

YOU NOT GONNA GET IT 'CAUSE SHE'S CELIBATE.

AIN'T SLEEPIN' WITH NOBODY.

BOY, DIDN'T I TELL YOU TO LEAVE YOUR MAMA ALONE?

OOH!

OH, YES, YES, GRANDMA. YOU SAID THAT.

AND?

AND I'M HANDLING IT.

AAH!

OH, OH, OH.

OKAY, DANNY, COME ON. LET'S GO HOME.

YES, PLEASE.

BEFORE WE HAVE TO ROLL YOU OUT OF HERE ON A STRETCHER.

OR A DEFIBRILLATOR.

FORGIVE MY SON.

IT'S OKAY. I UNDERSTAND.

DO YOU? TOTALLY.

I MEAN, I WAS RAISED BY A SINGLE MOTHER.

AND NOW YOU'RE A SINGLE FATHER?

YEAH. SPEAKING OF THAT, UM,

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR HELPING ME OUT WITH MY KIDS.

OH, DON'T MENTION IT. IT'S FUN.

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THEM?

I DO. THEY'RE SUCH DARLINGS.

CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THEM AGAIN.

REALLY? YEAH.

GOOD, BECAUSE I NEED SOME HELP.

WELL, WHAT'S WRONG?

WELL, CAROLINE'S HAVING SOME GIRL PROBLEMS.

LIKE WHAT?

UH...

SHE'S...

GROW...

SHE'S GROWING.

OH.

HER BREASTS?

NEED A TWO PIECE BREAST.

THE LITTLE ONES.

THE WINGETTE.

THE LITTLE WINGETTES.

LOOK, I'LL COME OVER AND TALK TO HER.

REALLY?

OF COURSE.

OOH, YOU'RE A LIFESAVER.

WHAT TIME?

7:00?

OKAY.

NOW YOU KNOW THAT'S DINNER TIME RIGHT?

SO, YOU WANT ME TO COOK, TOO?

WELL, I'LL HELP.

NO, YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO COOK.

I'LL DO IT.

OKAY.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

I'M GOING TO CALL CAROLINE AND LET HER KNOW YOU'RE COMING.

SHE'S GONNA BE SO HAPPY.

SO AM I.

OKAY. SEE YOU AT 7:00.

ALL RIGHT.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

OH.

MAKE SURE IT'S OKAY WITH YOUR SON.

I'LL HANDLE HIM.

HE'S MY LITTLE SWEET DANNY‐POO.

[ CHUCKLES ]

MORE LIKE A LITTLE BULLDOG.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ CHUCKLES ] "MORE LIKE A BULLDOG."

GIRL, YOU COOKIN' FOR THE MAN NOW?

YES, SHE IS.

[ CHUCKLES ] HE MUST LIKE YOU.

YES, HE DOES.

WILL YOU TWO STOP IT? WE'RE JUST FRIENDS.

PLUS I'M NOT DATING ANYBODY, ESPECIALLY SINCE ‐‐

WILL.

GONNA HAVE TO STOP SHOWING UP LIKE THIS HERE.

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU.

Hattie: LINDA.

MAMA, YOU AND UNCLE FLOYD LEAVE ME ALONE.

ALL THAT I WAS JUST TRYING TO SAY ‐‐

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WERE TRYING TO SAY.

I'M TALKING TO WILL. OKAY, FINE.

BUT WATCH YOUR TONE.

DON'T GET SLAPPED TO SLEEP.

SHE'S SO MEAN.

WHERE SHE COULD GET THAT FROM?

WHAT?!

HEY.

HI.

THANK YOU FOR COMING.

ALMOST DIDN'T COME.

LISTEN, WILL, I'M SORRY.

I HEARD ON THE NEWS WHAT HAPPENED WITH THE PHONE COMPANY.

AND I KNOW YOU WERE TRYING TO CALL ME.

IT'S ALL FINE.

I AM SORRY.

WOULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

SHE AIN'T LOANING YOU NO MONEY.

YES.

HOW YOU GOIN' SAY "YEAH" WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHAT THE HELL HE'S ASKIN' FOR?

YOU'RE RIGHT, MAMA.

WHAT IS IT, WILL?

WILL YOU ALWAYS GIVE ME THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT?

OH, HELL.

[ GROANS ]

I CAN DO THAT.

I MISSED YOU.

NOT AS MUCH AS I'VE MISSED YOU.

DID YOU MOVE?

NO, I'M STILL LOOKING FOR A PLACE.

OH, UH, LOOK, UM, I GOT TO GET BACK TO WORK.

THE TRAFFIC IS AWFUL IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.

UH, YOU WANT TO GO OUT TONIGHT?

SURE.

OKAY, I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 7:00. OKAY.

ALL RIGHT. ALL RIGHT.

BYE. BYE.

UH, LINDA.

UH, MAMA, DON'T START.

ALL I WAS TRYING TO SAY WAS ‐‐

WHAT?

YOU DOUBLE‐BOOKED YOURSELF.

NO, I ‐‐

YES, YOU DID.

YOU TOLD BOTH OF THOSE MEN

YOU WERE GOING TO MEET THEM AT 7:00.

I DID?

YOU DID.

AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO HANDLE IT

LIKE I DID BACK IN MY WHORE DAYS.

YOU AIN'T THAT GOOD YET. YOU STILL IN TRAINING.

SHE AIN'T BEEN IN A TRAINING BRA IN FOREVER.

WHAT WERE YOU, 2?

GOT ME A DATE.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YEP. CAN'T WAIT.

WOW.

WOW WHAT, FLOYD?

NO MEN.

NOW YOU GOT TWO MEN ALL OF A SUDDEN.

FIRST OF ALL, THEY ARE NOT MY MEN.

AND PHILLIP'S NOT EVEN ON MY RADAR.

WELL, YOU ON HIS RADAR.

NO, I'M NOT.

ARE YOU THAT NEW AND IMPROVED DUMB

THEY TALKIN' ABOUT?

YES.

BUT HE LIKES YOU, LINDA.

MM‐HMM.

I KNOW.

I AIN'T TALKING ABOUT NO WILL.

OH, PHILLIP?

PLEASE. I'LL JUST CALL HIM AND CANCEL.

GOOD.

BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE HIM

AND HE DON'T SAY NOTHIN' I WANT TO HEAR.

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT WILL.

SHE'S TALKING ABOUT PHILLIP.

YES, I AM.

YOU CRAZY AS HELL!

WHY?

GO FOR PHILLIP.

PHILLIP DOESN'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT,

AND I DON'T LOOK AT HIM LIKE THAT.

WELL, YOU SURE NEED TO.

HIS OLD BALD‐HEAD, SEXY SELF.

OH, WITH THEM PRETTY EYES.

AND THAT BIG OLD BROAD CHEST.

MAMA!

OOH, AND THEM JEANS.

MAMA!

AND HIS LIPS. GET ‐‐ GET HER.

COME BACK, HATTIE.

DOWN, SIMBA.

[ SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY ]

I NEED SOME NAUSEA MEDICINE.

I'M JUST GONNA CALL HIM AND CANCEL.

WAIT, LINDA.

YOU GONNA CRUSH THAT POOR MAN'S HEART.

NO, I WON'T. HE'LL BE FINE.

LINDA, HE LIKES YOU.

NO, HE DOESN'T.

YES, HE DOES.

NO, HE DOESN'T.

NOW I'M GOING TO CALL HIM AND CANCEL.

HE WILL BE FINE.

BYE.

BABY, HOLD ON NOW. JUST HOLD ON.

WHAT?

BABY, DON'T MESS THIS HERE UP. THIS HERE IS A BLESSING.

WHAT IS?

TWO MENS IS.

MAMA.

WHAT? JUST HEAR ME OUT.

GO AHEAD.

BABY, YOU GOT TO KNOW WHEN TO FOLD 'EM.

HOLD UP, AIN'T THAT A KENNY ROGERS SONG?

SHUT UP, FLOYD.

BABY, YOU GOT TO ‐‐

YOU GOT TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY THE FIELD.

THERE'S NOTHING TO PLAY.

NO, SEE, THAT'S THE PROBLEM RIGHT THERE.

YOU GET INVOLVED WITH ONE.

AND YOU DON'T GIVE THE OTHER ONE A CHANCE.

MAMA, I DON'T WANT TO HEAR THIS.

I'M GONNA CALL HIM.

BABY, ALL I'M SAYING IS KEEP YOUR OPTIONS OPEN.

I'LL NEVER FORGET ‐‐ IT WAS 1967.

AND DEACON RED HAD JUST COME OUT OF THE MILITARY.

OOH, HE COME OVER THERE AND PICK ME UP.

HE HAD THE PRETTY MUSTANG.

HE CAME AND PICK ME UP AND LET THAT TOP BACK.

BABY, MY HAIR WAS BLOWING IN THE WIND LIKE I WAS THE...

MA ‐‐ MA ‐‐ ...PEPPERMINT PATTY.

MA ‐‐ MAMA! MAMA!

HOW ABOUT YOU JUST KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT?

HOW ABOUT YOU FITTIN' TO GET KNOCKED THE HELL OUT?

YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR TONE.

I AIN'T NOTHIN' TO PLAY WITH. YOU KNOW THAT.

I JUST DON'T LIKE THAT WILL, THOUGH.

WELL, MAMA, YOU DON'T HAVE A SAY.

I'M GOING OUT WITH WILL.

I'M GONNA CALL PHILLIP AND CANCEL.

NOW, BYE.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

SHE GOIN' MAKE ME PUT HER...

OH, LORD.

...IN REHAB SOMEWHERE.

YOU RUNNIN' INTO STUFF. YOU GOT THAT BLIND RAGE.

MY ‐‐ MY ‐‐ MY PRESSURE WENT UP THEN, FLOYD.

I CAN SEE YOUR HAIR ON END.

SHE FITTIN' TO MESS UP A GOOD THING.

HOW?

NOT KNOWING HOW TO PLAY BOTH ENDS AND GET THAT MONEY.

YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO PLAY BOTH ENDS OF A CASKET.

HOW ABOUT YOU PILE UP IN THERE FIRST?

MNH‐MNH.

YOUR BIG ASS AIN'T GONNA BE ON TOP OF ME FOR ETERNITY.

[ GRUNTING ]

SHUT THE HELL UP, FLOYD.

[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]

HELLO?

LINDA: Hey, Phillip.

HEY.

Hi, I'm so sorry.

UH, SOMETHING BIG CAME UP TONIGHT.

WHAT?

Yeah, I'm going out.

YOU ARE?

Yeah, tell Caroline to come by the diner tomorrow after school

AND I'LL HAVE A LONG TALK WITH HER.

UH, OKAY.

ALL RIGHT.

Uh, where are you going?

OUT WITH A FRIEND.

OH. WHO?

OOH, OOH, OOH, HELLO?

YOU ASKIN' A LOT OF QUESTIONS.

I'M SORRY.

ALL RIGHT, WELL, I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

OKAY.

BYE.

BYE.

[ CELLPHONE BEEPS ]

[ SIGHS ]

SO, WHAT'D HE SAY?

HE WAS FINE WITH IT.

IS THAT ALL? YEAH.

SO, DID YOU HEAR A LOUD SIGH IN THE BACKGROUND

AFTER A LOUD POP?!

NO.

WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY ON THE PHONE?

HE JUST ASKED ME WHERE I WAS GOING.

YOU SEE THERE? YOU SEE THERE? YOU SEE THERE?

THAT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

AND IF YOU DON'T MIND,

I'M GONNA GO GET READY FOR MY DATE NOW.

THIS HERE DON'T MAKE NO DAMN SENSE.

THIS IS JUST CRAZY AS HELL.

BYE.

BYE, YOURSELF.

I HAVE MISSED YOU.

[ SIGHS ] THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GIVING ME ANOTHER CHANCE.

SURE, THE PLEASURE IS ALL MINE.

I'M SORRY, WILL. I NEVER SHOULD HAVE DOUBTED YOU.

AND I WOULD NEVER DO THAT.

I KNOW.

I HOPE SO.

I DO.

AND THANKS FOR COMING AND TAKING ME OUT TONIGHT.

I HAD A REALLY GREAT TIME.

[ CHUCKLES ] ME, TOO.

I'VE MISSED THE MOVIES AND DANCING.

[ CHUCKLES ] YES.

ME, TOO.

OH, WILL.

NO, NO, NO.

ENOUGH.

WAIT.

NO. LOOK.

I'M TIRED OF PLAYING THESE GAMES WITH YOU.

WILL, THIS IS ‐‐

NO, STOP.

LOOK, THIS ISN'T SUDDEN.

THIS IS HAPPENING.

I WANT YOU TO BE MINE.

I'M TIRED OF ALL THIS FOOLISHNESS.

YOU KNOW I ‐‐

I ‐‐ LOOK, I KNOW.

YOU BEEN HURT, AND YOU'VE SAID THAT A LOT.

BUT I'M NOT THEM.

BE MINE, BABY.

WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?

THAT WE WILL DATE EXCLUSIVELY AND SEE WHERE THIS LEADS.

REALLY?

YES.

WILL...

ALL I WANT TO HEAR YOU SAY IS "YES."

I THINK ‐‐

NO.

ALL I WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU IS "YES."

OKAY.

YES.

[ CHUCKLES ]

HEY!

MAMA, CAN YOU PLEASE STOP LISTENING TO MY CONVERSATIONS?

WILL YOU PLEASE GET YOUR OWN APARTMENT?

MM.