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PREVIOUSLY ON "LOVE THY NEIGHBOR"...

LET'S GO.

YOU AIN'T GOING NOWHERE LOOKING LIKE THAT.

YOU FORCING ME TO GO TO WORK?

I'M WEARING THIS.

YOU WANT TO KNOW IF WILL CALLED ME.

DID SHE HEAR FROM THE MAN THAT TOOK HER MONEY?!

NO, HE AIN'T CALLED,

AND SHE AIN'T TOO HAPPY 'BOUT IT, NEITHER.

DAMN!

I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO HAVE NO THIN SKIN.

YOU'RE GOING TO GET THAT BASTARD.

I'LL TAKE HIM TO COURT.

YEAH.

WILL.

WHAT THE HELL?

WILL IS AT THE DOOR.

A‐A‐AND WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

I'M OPENING THE DOOR.

NO, HELL, YOU AIN'T.

WHY?

WHAT IS IT THAT HE WANTS?

THAT'S WHAT WE NEED TO FIND OUT.

UNH‐UNH. HOLD ON. LET ME RELOAD.

MAMA.

I AIN'T PLAYING WITH YOU, GIRL.

HE ABOUT TO MEET THESE NINE MILLION FRIENDS.

I'M OPENING THE DOOR.

UNH‐UNH. DON'T YOU OPEN THAT DOOR, GIRL.

HE COULD BE TRYING TO ROB US.

YOU KNOW, PEOPLE LIKE TO TAKE ADVANTAGE

OF LITTLE OLD LADIES ‐‐ SEXY AND EVERYTHING ‐‐

WHEN WE'RE IN HEAT.

MAMA, YOUR HEAT WAVE IS OVER.

AND THIS MAN IS NOT TRYING TO ROB US.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

BECAUSE IT'S WILL.

THE SAME MAN THAT TOOK YOUR MONEY, YOU DUMBASS.

YOU KNOW WHAT, MAMA?

YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT.

I KNOW I'M RIGHT.

YOU A DUMBASS.

I'M TALKING ABOUT WILL.

HE HAD A NERVE TO COME HERE.

LINDA. SHE AIN'T HERE.

WHAT?

BUT, M‐MAMA, HE'S...LOOKING...RIGHT AT ME.

SO?

MAMA.

YOU KNOW I CAN SEE HER.

THAT AIN'T HER.

THAT'S A BOBBLEHEAD DOLL.

MAMA, STOP IT.

HE DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.

WHAT IS GOING ON?

YOU ABOUT TO GET TWO TO THE CENTER MATS.

LINDA, WHAT IS GOING ON?

YOU TELL ME!

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

I CAME TO SEE YOU.

WHY? W‐WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

YOU HAVEN'T RETURNED MY PHONE CALLS.

WHAT CALLS?

OPEN THE DOOR.

UNH‐UNH. WE AIN'T FITTIN' TO DO THAT THERE.

MOVE, MAMA.

UNH‐UNH, LINDA.

WE AIN'T FITTIN' TO LET HIM IN HERE.

I AM. UNH‐UNH. NO.

WAIT A MINUTE. I NEED MY SUPPLIES.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WAIT, I‐I NEED... I NEED TO GET MY LIME.

I NEED MY BLEACH.

I NEED MY TRASH BAGS, A SHOVEL, A SAW, A WHEELBARROW...

...A GAS CAN... AND MY CEMENT MIX.

OH, OH, OH, AND MY DIAPER, IN CASE I HAVE TO PEE.

AIN'T NO NEED FOR STOPPING.

WOULD YOU STOP IT, MAMA?

UNH‐UNH. NO, NO. I‐I TELLING YOU NOW ‐‐ DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR.

D‐‐ IT'S DONE, MAMA.

DAMN!

HI. HI?

IS THAT ALL YOU GOT TO SAY FOR YOURSELF?

I JUST CAME IN TO GET OFF ON THE RIGHT FOOT.

YEAH, I GOT A RIGHT FOOT FOR YOUR ASS.

MAMA.

MISS HATTIE, PLEASE.

LOOK, LINDA...

DON'T "LINDA" HER.

WILL YOU LET ME TALK TO THE MAN, PLEASE?

GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD.

I'M NOT GONNA SAY A DAMNED NOTHER WORD.

WILL ‐‐

YOU GOT A WHOLE LOT OF NERVE COMING HERE!

I GOT A WHOLE LOT OF NERVE?

SHE'S GOT A WHOLE LOT OF NERVE PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS.

WHAT?

YOU KNOW I'M REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU.

YOU CHANGED YOUR PHONE NUMBER, AND YOU DON'T RETURN MY CALLS?

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

MY NUMBER IS THE SAME, AND I CALLED YOU LIKE 10 TIMES.

NO, YOU HAVEN'T. YES, I HAVE.

LOOK. IS YOUR NUMBER HERE?

HE LYING.

NO, I'M NOT.

LOOK.

HOW COULD THAT BE?

I DON'T KNOW.

YOU KNOW VERY WELL WHAT'S GOING ON.

GONNA COME UP IN HERE TRYING TO RUN GAME ON ME.

BABY, YOU CAN'T RUN GAME ON ME.

I'M O. G.

GAME RECOGNIZE GAME.

WHAT?

YOU HEARD ME!

GAME RECOGNIZE GAME!

LOOK, I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU IN DAYS.

WHATEVER.

WHERE'S HER MAH‐NEY?

HER WHAT? HER MAH‐NEY.

YOU'RE HER MAMMY. YOU SHOULD KNOW.

OHH, LINDA, HE GETTING SMART WITH ME.

JUST LET ME GO AND CUT HIM. PLEASE.

WAIT, MAMA. MY MONEY.

WHERE IS MY MONEY?

I GAVE THAT TO YOU.

NO, YOU DID NOT.

YES, I DID. WHEN WE WENT OUT TO DINNER,

I GAVE IT BACK TO HER RIGHT THERE.

SHE AIN'T TALKING ABOUT THAT.

THEN WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THE $3,000.

WHAT?

OH, HE ABOUT TO MAKE ME SAW HIS CRANIUM OPEN.

THE $3,000 I GAVE YOU FOR THE APARTMENT.

WHAT ABOUT IT? GIVE IT BACK.

YOU OWE ME THAT. NO, I DIDN'T.

I WROTE YOU THE CHECK. YOU RAN A GAME ON ME.

WHAT?!

DON'T STAND THERE AND ACT LIKE

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

I DON'T!

I GAVE YOU THAT MONEY FOR THE APARTMENT,

AND IT WASN'T EVEN FOR RENT.

WHAT?

YOU AND THAT LADY TOOK MY MONEY.

SHE PRETENDED TO BE THE LANDLORD,

AND YOU PRETENDED TO BE HER FRIEND.

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

WILL, I KNOW.

[ Laughing ] WOW.

"WOW" WHAT?

SO, LET ME GET THIS RIGHT.

THE CHECK THAT I GAVE THIS WOMAN,

YOU THINK I USED THAT AS SOME SCAM TO TAKE YOUR MONEY.

YES, I KNOW IT.

WOW. THIS IS SAD.

YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT IT'S SAD,

BUT IT AIN'T AS SAD AS YOUR FUNERAL GONNA BE.

♪♪ LORD, THIS THE MAN THAT DONE TOOK LINDA'S MONEY ♪♪

♪♪ AND WE HAD TO BURY HIM, RAIN OR SUNNY ♪♪

♪♪ THIS HERE JUST AIN'T FUNNY ♪♪

JUST WHEN I WAS STARTING TO LIKE YOU.

♪♪ DON'T NOBODY GIVE A DAMN ABOUT YOU LIKING HER ♪♪

♪♪ WITH YOUR TRIFLIN' ASS ♪♪

MAMA.

SO, THIS IS WHAT YOU THINK OF ME?

NO, THIS IS WHAT YOU DID.

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT.

I DIDN'T! BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

HERE. WHAT'S THAT?

THREE GRAND.

OH, SO, NOW YOU FEEL GUILTY,

SO YOU WANT TO GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK?

♪♪ THAT STILL AIN'T GONNA STOP HER FROM CALLING NO POLICE ♪♪

RIGHT.

♪♪ THEN CALL THE POLICE ♪♪

HOLD ON, THIS MY FLOOR RIGHT HERE.

THIS MY FLOOR. OH, OKAY.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT?

THEN CALL THE POLICE, AND YOU TAKE THIS.

DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME AGAIN.

I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY.

♪♪ WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, WAIT A MINUTE, BABY ♪♪

♪♪ WE'LL GLADLY TAKE THAT CHECK FROM YOU ♪♪

♪♪ HERE YOU GO, BABY ♪♪

♪♪ DON'T YOU TURN DOWN NO MONEY ♪♪

♪♪ WE GONNA SPEND THAT TOGETHER ♪♪

FIRST, YOU FIND SOMETHING OUT ABOUT MY PAST,

AND YOU KNEW IT WAS SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO ME

WHEN I WAS 17,

AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME A CHANCE TO EXPLAIN.

AND NOW YOU GONNA STAND HERE

AND ACCUSE ME OF BEING A THIEF AND A LIAR?!

DON'T EVER CALL ME AGAIN.

♪♪ OH, BELIEVE ME, SHE WON'T ♪♪

YOU KNOW WHAT? THIS IS CRAZY.

WHEN YOU FIND OUT THE TRUTH, DON'T BOTHER CALLING ME

'CAUSE I WON'T BE ACCEPTING ANY APOLOGIES.

YOU NEED TO BE APOLOGIZING TO HER.

OKAY, SURE!

I'M SORRY.

GOOD.

BYE.

BYE.

♪♪ BABY, YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT ♪♪

♪♪ YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT, YOU'LL BE ALL RIGHT ♪♪

♪♪ YOU GOT 3,000 REASONS TO FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪♪

[ LAUGHS LOUDLY ]

[ INDISTINCT CONVERSATION ]

[ MUMBLING, LAUGHING ]

HEY, HEY.

HEY. HEY.

HEY, HATTIE.

WHAT IS Y'ALL DOING HERE?

WE CAME TO CHEER UP LINDA.

AND MAKE ME SAD AS HELL?

GRANDMA, YOU KNOW YOU LOVE TO SEE US.

NO, I DO NOT.

I MEAN, ONLY ON OCCASION.

AND THIS IS NOT ONE OF THEM.

NOW GO.

CAN'T DO IT. WELL, WHY NOT?

'CAUSE WE CANCELED OUR PLANS SO WE COULD BE WITH LINDA.

GEEZ, SAM, DON'T LOOK SO SAD AND CONFUSED ABOUT IT.

WHAT?

IT'S ONLY SATURDAY NIGHT, AND I'M...24.

I COULD BE OUT ALL NIGHT PARTYING

AND HAVING A GREAT TIME.

WELL, I APPRECIATE YOU COMING BY TO HELP CHEER MY MOM UP.

[ SIGHS ]

WOULDN'T WANT TO BE DOING ANYTHING ELSE

IN THE WORLD, BUDDY.

'CEPT MAYBE CHOKING YA.

[ CLICKS TONGUE ]

SO, YOU REALLY WOULD LIKE TO KILL HIM, HUH?

LIKE A BUG ON A WINDSHIELD.

ANYWAY, UM...HATTIE, WHERE'S LINDA?

SHE UPSTAIRS.

SHE'S STILL UPSET ABOUT THAT MAN?

NO, HE COME BY THE DINER.

WHAT? Hattie: YEAH.

AND ‐‐ AND WHAT HAPPENED?

I GRABBED HIM.

LIKE YOU GRAB ME?

HIGHER.

BY HIS THROAT.

YES, MISS HATTIE!

TEACH ME YOUR EVIL WAYS.

WHAT HAPPENED?

YEAH. TELL US EVERYTHING.

WELL, SEE, WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS...

Y'ALL KNOW THE WAY HE DID MY BABY.

THAT BOY HURT ME TO THE CORE.

MM.

AND I JUST DIDN'T LIKE THAT.

I MEAN, THAT THING MADE ME FEEL SO BAD.

I MEAN, THAT THING MADE ME FEEL SO BAD.

I MEAN, THAT ‐‐

...THAT THING MADE YOU FEEL SO BAD!

WE GOT IT ‐‐ TWICE.

GO AHEAD.

WELL, THEN, I CALLED MY GIRLFRIENDS.

WHO? MADEA AND BAM.

WE PUT THAT LOCATOR ON HIM.

WHA‐‐ UH, LOCATOR?

YEAH.

LIKE GPS?

WELL, IF GPS MEANS "GRANNIES PISSED OFF AND STABBING,"

THEN I GUESS WE DID DO THAT, THEN.

YEAH.

BUT SEE, THAT'S THAT OLD SCHOOL RIGHT THERE.

Y'ALL DON'T KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THAT OLD SCHOOL, BABY.

HELL, NO.

WELL, GO ON, GRANDMA.

YEAH, SO WE TRACKED HIM DOWN.

HOW?

ALREADY TOLD YOU ALL THAT!

NO, YOU DIDN'T.

SHE SAID SHE HAD A LOCATOR.

RIGHT. WHAT'S A LOCATOR?

[ SIGHS ]

YEAH, HOW DOES THAT WORK?

WITH, LIKE, SATELLITES?

I DON'T GET IT, EITHER... UNLESS THE DEVICE WAS ON HIM,

LIKE MAYBE THROUGH HIS ‐‐ THROUGH HIS SMARTPHONE.

YEAH.

I'M DEALING WITH SOME DUMB FOLKS.

WELL, MISS HATTIE, HOW DID YOU TRACK HIM DOWN?

SHE'S A BLOODHOUND!

Floyd: DAMN! LET IT GO.

Hattie: YOU KNOW WHAT?

I AIN'T EVEN GONNA FINISH TELLING Y'ALL THE STORY.

Y'ALL AIN'T EVEN READY FOR IT.

Y'ALL AIN'T... Y'ALL AIN'T EVEN MUCH READY FOR IT.

NO, NO, NO, GRANDMA.

COME ON. WE MUCH READY. COME ON.

NO. GO ON, GRANDMA.

GO ON. OKAY.

SO, LIKE I SAID, IT WAS ME, MADEA, AND BAM.

HATTIE, YOU ALREADY SAID THAT.

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THE STORY OR NOT?!

THE SHORT VERSION.

'CAUSE YOU KNOW YOU AIN'T GOT THAT MUCH TIME LEFT...

ON EARTH.

[ LAUGHS ] GOOD ONE, FLOYD‐Y.

THANK YOU, SAMMY?

PLEASE, MISS HATTIE,

I TOTES WANT TO HEAR ABOUT BAM AND MAD‐EA.

GIRL, DON'T LET HER HEAR YOU SAY THAT.

YOU WILL GET YOUR CRANIUM CRACKED.

IT'S MA‐TO‐THE‐DAMN‐D‐E‐A.

DON'T LET HER HEAR YOU PRONOUNCE HER NAME LIKE THAT, EITHER.

LIKE I SAID, WE TRACKED HIM DOWN.

THEN, I CALLED HIM,

AND I TOLD HIM, "I NEED TO SPEAK AT YOU."

AND THEN, I TOLD HIM TO MEET ME AT THE DINER AND EVERYTHING.

HE DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO EXPECT 'CAUSE HE HEARD IT IN MY VOICE.

BOY, HE WAS SCARED.

I MEAN, HE WAS SCARED.

HE WAS SCARED.

AND THEN, I SAID, "MEET ME AT THE DINER,"

AND THEN, I JUST BASHED HIM AGAIN.

WHEN HE STEPPED IN THAT DINER, I JUST STARTED KICKING.

I MEAN, I STARTED POPPING OFF.

I JUST WENT BLANK ON HIM, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

Floyd: RIGHT. YEAH.

AND SO, I STARTED CHOKING HIM.

I CHOKED HIM TO THE RIGHT,

AND THEN, I CHOKED HIM TO THE LEFT.

THAT'S LEFT.

AND THEN, I CHOKED HIM UP HIGH.

AND THEN, I CHOKED HIM DOWN LOW.

AND THEN, HE WAS SCARED THEN.

HE WAS REAL SCARED THEN.

AND THEN...AND THEN,

I SAID, "YOU GONNA GIVE MY DAUGHTER HER MAH‐NEY BACK."

THAT WAS THE WRAP.

I SAID, "YOU GONNA GIVE MY DAUGHTER HER MAH‐NEY BACK."

WAIT... HER WHAT?

HER MAH‐NEY BACK.

HER WHAT?!

HER MAH‐NEY.

IS THIS A MAMMY JOKE?

Floyd: NO.

MONEY IS WHAT SHE'S SAYING ‐‐ MONEY.

SHE DIDN'T SAY THAT.

YEAH, I KNOW.

SHE SAID, "YOU GONNA HAVE TO GIVE HER BACK HER MAH‐NEY."

THAT'S WHAT I SAID.

I SAID IT, AND THAT WAS IT.

AND THEN... AND THEN, I TOLD HIM ‐‐

I SAID, "YOU GONNA GIVE MY DAUGHTER BACK HER MAH‐NEY,

"OR YOU GONNA HAVE NO LEGS TO WALK UP OUT OF HERE.

YOU GONNA BE GOING OUT OF HERE ON NUBS, THEN."

AND THAT WAS IT.

HE WAS SCARED FROM THEN ON.

OH, WE AIN'T GONNA HAVE NO MORE PROBLEMS OUT OF HIM.

YEAH, THAT'S A WRAP. WOW.

THAT WAS NICE.

YOU DID THAT. MM‐HMM.

I'M A ‐‐ I'M A TAKE A BREAK NOW.

YOU DID IT, GIRL.

YEAH, I WAS T‐‐ I WAS TIRED WHEN I GOT THROUGH.

I KNOW YOU WERE.

I PUT THE SMACK DOWN.

MAMA, WHY YOU LYING?

SHUT UP, GIRL.

MAMA, WHAT HAPPENED?

WHY ARE Y'ALL ALL HERE?

WELL, WE ALL CAME TO HELP CHEER YOU UP.

WELL, I'M CHEERED, SO Y'ALL CAN LEAVE.

OH. WAIT, WAIT.

WAIT.

SO, WILL CAME BY?

HE WAS TALKING SOME BULL ABOUT HE COULDN'T CALL ME

OR HE TRIED TO CALL ME OR SOMETHING.

NO, UNH‐UNH.

WHAT HE SAID WAS HE TRIED TO CALL YOU.

OKAY, YEAH, THAT HE TRIED TO CALL ME

AND THEN, HE GAVE ME A CHECK.

A CHECK?

YEAH. YEAH, A SCHECK.

[ Slurred ] I KNOW Y'ALL WENT STRAIGHT TO THE BANK

WITH THAT SCHECK.

[ Normal voice ] IS IT CONTAGIOUS?

YEAH, THAT'S THE FIRST THING WE DID.

WE CASHED THAT SCHECK.

AND?

I TOLD YOU IT CLEARED.

RIGHT, IT DID.

YAY! YOU GOT YOUR MONEY BACK!

YES! GIVE ME SOME!

AH! SO GLAD.

[ CLEARS THROAT ] YEAH, GOOD FOR YOU.

YEAH, GOOD JOB. Sam: YES.

Drew: WELL, WHAT DID HE SAY?

WHAT WAS HIS EXCUSE?

NOTHING THAT MADE ANY SENSE.

I MEAN, HOW CAN YOU NOT CALL ME?

IT'S THE 21st CENTURY.

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY.

WELL, YOU KNOW WHAT, MISS LINDA?

AT LEAST YOU GOT YOUR MONEY BACK.

DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT HIM. [ SCOFFS ]

WAIT, DID HE ADMIT TO STEALING IT?

NO, HE DIDN'T DO THAT THERE.

HE... SAID HE DIDN'T,

AND THEN HE TRIED

SOME REVERSE‐PSYCHOLOGY THING ON ME ‐‐

TALKING ABOUT HE TRIED TO CALL ME,

AND I WOULDN'T ANSWER, I CHANGED MY NUMBER, I DIDN'T...

JUST SOME RIDICULOUS...

RIDICULOUS EXCUSE, YEAH.

I'VE DONE THAT.

SO, WHY DID HE WRITE YOU A CHECK?

HE SAID HE WOULD DO IT TO PROVE A POINT.

I HAVE NEVER DONE THAT.

EVERYTHING I'VE STOLEN WAS POINTLESS.

BUT HE'S A SANCTIMONIOUS ‐‐

SAM!

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

YEAH, THAT'S CRAZY.

RIGHT, LIKE I'M STUPID.

YEAH.

GIRLS THAT I'VE DONE IT FROM WERE.

WE ‐‐ WE GOT IT.

OKAY. THANK YOU.

OKAY?

WHAT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IS WHY WOULD A MAN GIVE UP $3,000

IF SOMEBODY WASN'T GETTING UP OFF OF SOME...

RIGHT?

RIGHT?!

AND THEN I STILL WANT CHANGE.

RIGHT? RIGHT?!

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU SHOPPING AT THE WRONG STORE.

RIGHT? RIGHT?!

WRONG! WRONG!

I'M GONNA BE SICK. [ GAGS ]

JUST STOP IT, THE BOTH OF YOU.

PLEASE.

LOOK, MAMA, ARE YOU GONNA CALL THE POLICE?

HE'S HOPING I DON'T.

WELL, I THINK YOU SHOULD.

I KNOW YOU SHOULD.

Floyd: YOU KNOW WHAT?

YOU'RE RIGHT.

THERE'S PROBABLY A LOT OF WOMEN HE'S TRICKING LIKE THIS.

YEAH, AND THAT ‐‐ THAT IS ‐‐ SO SAD.

THEN WHY ARE YOU SMILING?

OH. OH, THIS?

UM, BECAUSE THAT'S A LOT OF MONEY.

AND THAT'S A LOT OF WOMEN.

I COULD RETIRE.

YEAH, YOU COULD, IN A NICE, LITTLE, COZY CELL,

BUNKED UP WITH A DUDE WHO'S NOW A WOMAN NAMED BUBBA.

I KNOW HIM.

AND HE DOESN'T LIKE TO SPOON.

SAM!

HEY, IN COLLEGE, I WAS A WILD MAN.

AND YOU USE THIS WORD "MAN" LOOSELY, RIGHT?

O‐OKAY, LISTEN, I APPRECIATE Y'ALL COMING BY TO CHEER ME UP,

BUT I'M FINE, REALLY.

WELL, AS ALWAYS, WE'RE HERE FOR YOU.

THANK YOU, DREW.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TONIGHT?

GUYS, I'M GOOD.

YOU CAN GO HOME.

PEACE!

THERE IT IS.

YOU GOT DOLLAR BILLS?

LET'S GO TO THE CLUB.

HEY! BYE, GUYS.

THAT'S ALL WE HAD TO DO TO GET RID OF THEM?

YOU ALL CAN LEAVE, TOO.

NO, I'LL STAY RIGHT HERE WITH MY MAMA.

AND I'M GONNA STAY RIGHT HERE WITH MY MAMA...

IN‐LAW.

SHE AIN'T EVEN KNOW IT YET, DID YOU?

WE WORKING IT OUT.

MNH‐MNH, GIRL.

I AIN'T NONE OF YOUR GRANDMA‐IN‐LAW.

FINE, I'M GONNA WATCH MY SHOW.

IT'S ABOUT TO COME ON.

GIRL, DON'T YOU NEVER TOUCH MY 'MOTE!

THERE'S A "RE" IN THAT WORD, MISS HATTIE.

WELL, TELL HER TO REDO IT AGAIN

'CAUSE I'M GONNA SLAP HER TO SLEEP.

Reporter: WE JUST WANTED TO UPDATE YOU.

ADVO TELCOM, WHO'S ONE OF THE LARGEST SUPPLIERS,

WAS INUNDATED AFTER LOSING TWO TOWERS.

MANY PEOPLE IN THE METRO AREA

WERE NOT RECEIVING CALLS AND TEXTS, CAUSING MAJOR PROBLEMS.

THE COMPANY SAYS IT HAS REPAIRED THE PROBLEM,

BUT NOT AFTER SEVERAL HUNDRED THOUSAND PEOPLE

SWITCHED BECAUSE OF THE MISSED CALLS AND TEXTS.

PEOPLE ARE SERIOUS ABOUT THEIR SMARTPHONES.

MAMA, YOU THINK HE WAS RIGHT?

THEM TV JUST TELLING A DAMN LIE.

THEM TV BE LYING ALL THE TIME.

ALL THE TIME.

ESPECIALLY THEM FLAT SCREENS.

THEY JUST TELLING FAT LIES.

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