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HI. CAN I HELP YOU?
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AREN'T YOU AN ATTRACTIVE,
STRONG MAN?
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[ SCOFFS ]
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WHY DOES EVERY MAN
RUN AWAY FROM ME?
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I THOUGHT I HEARD KNOCKING.
I WAS JUST IN THE SHOWER.
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DANNY, THERE WAS SOME MAN
OUTSIDE OF YOUR DOOR JUST NOW.
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HA! THAT'S DIFFERENT.
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IT'S USUALLY A WO‐MAN.
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I WAS JUST IN THE SHOWER.
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DIFFERENT SHOWERS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU GUYS ONLY HAVE
ONE SHOWER.
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♪♪ SHOWER, SHOWER,
SHOWER TIME ♪♪
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♪♪ TIME TO SCRUB
EACH OTHER'S SPINE ♪♪
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GUYS, ENOUGH
WITH THE JOKES.
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LET'S GET DOWN
TO BUSINESS.
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THERE WAS A GUY OUT THERE,
HE WAS REALLY CREEPY,
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AND HE LEFT THIS NOTE.
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WELL, WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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I DON'T KNOW.
OPEN IT.
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I'M NOT GONNA OPEN IT.
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WHAT DOES IT SAY?
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[ SIGHS ]
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IT SAYS...
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YOU'RE MESSING WITH
HIS WIFE,
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AND HE'S GONNA KILL YOU?
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LET ME SEE THAT!
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MESSING WITH
SOMEONE'S WIFE?
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WHICH WIFE WAS IT?
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HMM.
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DANNY?!
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YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH
A WOMAN NAMED DANNY?
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OH, THAT'S JUST CREEPY.
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NO! THIS DANNY IS YOU.
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SO YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH
A WOMAN NAMED DANNY?
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HOW NARCISSISTIC.
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YOU LIKE CALLING
YOUR OWN NAME, HUH?
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NO!
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DANNY IS SLEEPING WITH
THIS GUY'S WIFE.
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WHAT?!
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NOW YOU GET IT.
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS
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DANNY, I AM SO SURPRISED
AT YOU,
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THAT YOU WOULD DO SOMETHING
LIKE THIS.
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I'M NOT DOING ANYTHING.
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THIS HAS TO BE
SOME KIND OF MISTAKE.
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[ KNOCK AT DOOR ]
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WHAT IF IT'S HIM?
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[ KNOCKING ]
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[ Nervously ]
WHO IS IT?
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Floyd:
MAN, WHAT'D I TELL YOU ABOUT
HAVING THEM SHEEP IN THERE?
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IT'S MY UNCLE FLOYD.
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BATTLING A COLD
OR SOMETHING, MAN?
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SO, UH...
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YOU'VE BEEN
HOLDING OUT ON ME.
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I DON'T THINK I WANT TO HEAR
THIS CONVERSATION.
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NO.
Drew: NO, FLOYD.
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THERE WAS A GUY WHO CAME HERE
AND LEFT A NOTE FOR DANNY.
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DON'T TELL HIM.
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HE MAY BE ABLE
TO PROTECT YOU.
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BY OUTRUNNING ME?
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I MEAN, IT'S OKAY.
YOU CAN TELL ME.
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I WON'T JUDGE YOU.
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GUY HERE CAME
LOOKING FOR DANNY.
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YEAH, DREW SAID THAT.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M SO PROUD OF YOU,
NEPHEW.
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WHAT? WHY?
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'CAUSE YOU'RE FINALLY COMING OUT
OF THE CLOSET, RIGHT?
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UNCLE FLOYD,
I'M NOT IN THE CLOSET.
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ON THE FRONT PORCH?
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NO...
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BACK PORCH.
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[ SHUDDERS ]
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WELL, LOOK, I MEAN,
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WHY WOULD THIS MAN LEAVE
A NOTE FOR YOU, THEN?
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WELL, HE WAS COMING HERE
TO KILL HIM.
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[ High‐pitched ]
NO, HE WASN'T.
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YES, HE WAS.
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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SOME GUY CAME,
HE LEFT A NOTE FOR DANNY,
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SAYS HE'S GONNA KILL HIM.
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LET ME SEE THAT.
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"ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE..."
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NO, THE OTHER SIDE.
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OH.
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"YOU ARE DEAD.
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"NOBODY TOUCHES MY WI‐FI...
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"...AND LIVES.
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"YOU ARE A DEAD MAN.
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"I'M A‐COMING FOR YOU,
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"AND I'M GONNA TAKE
YOUR CORNBREAD.
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"YOU WANT
YOUR CORNBREAD...
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"DEAD?
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"THE END.
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SIGNED, CRAZY MAN."
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BOY, YOU GETTING READY
TO DIE.
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UNCLE FLOYD?
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WHAT? YOU SHOULDN'T BE SLEEPING
WITH THE MAN'S WIFE.
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I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH HIS WIFE
OR THE CORNBREAD.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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WHY DO THEY CALL SEX
"SLEEPING WITH"?
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[ LAUGHS ] YOU'RE
NOT REALLY SLEEPING.
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IF YOU'RE
DOING IT RIGHT.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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THIS ISN'T FUNNY.
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BOY, YOUR MAMA'S GONNA BE
SO DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
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BUT I'M NOT DOING
ANYTHING.
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THAT'S NOT WHAT
THAT LETTER SAYS.
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OH, THIS IS RIDICULOUS!
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NOT ACCORDING TO THE MAN
THAT CAME HERE, EITHER.
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HE WAS SCARY‐LOOKING.
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DESCRIBE THIS DUDE.
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HE WAS TALL.
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[ SCOFFS ] ANYBODY CAN BE
TALLER THAN DANNY.
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HE HAD REALLY BIG MUSCLES.
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BOY, YOU'RE IN TROUBLE.
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AND HE HAD
LOTS OF TATTOOS.
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WELL, WHAT DID
THE TATTOOS SAY?
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UH...
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"WHOOP THAT TRICK."
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"YOU'RE SLEEPING WITH MY WIFE,
YOU'RE DEAD."
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"HE'S DEAD, DEAD, DEAD,
DEAD, DEAD, DEAD, DEAD."
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AND A LITTLE TEARDROP
THAT SAID "DEAD," TOO.
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[ LAUGHS ] IT WAS NICE
KNOWING YOU, DANNY.
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WELL, WAIT!
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SAM, YOU'LL PROTECT ME,
WON'T YOU?
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YEAH, I LOVE YOU, BRO.
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I WILL. I WILL.
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HEY, UM, DANNY?
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I BELIEVE YOU BETTER
LAY LOW THIS WEEKEND.
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YOU DON'T THINK
HE'S SERIOUS.
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YEAH.
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BUT I DON'T EVEN
KNOW HIS WIFE.
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THAT DON'T MATTER.
PEOPLE ARE CRAZY NOWADAYS.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I HAD THIS FRIEND,
HIS NAME WAS JESSE.
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JESSE KILLED A MAN
JUST FOR LOOKING AT HIS WIFE.
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YEAH, DIDN'T ASK ANY QUESTIONS,
JUST KILLED HIM.
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WELL, THAT'S HORRIBLE.
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ESPECIALLY WHEN WE FIND OUT
THE DUDE WAS BLIND.
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MAYBE I SHOULD JUST
LOCK MYSELF IN THE APARTMENT
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UNTIL THIS BLOWS OVER.
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NO!
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CAN'T STAY HERE.
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WITH ME.
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I'M NOT GONNA
PROTECT YOU.
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I'LL THROW YOU
RIGHT IN THE FIRE, BUD.
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HEY, LISTEN.
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I'M NOT RUNNING.
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I'M NOT AFRAID.
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[ HARD KNOCK AT DOOR ]
AHH!
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MAYBE THAT'S HIM NOW.
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D‐D‐D‐DON'T ‐‐
DON'T GET IT!
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YOU'RE RIGHT.
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BUT YOU SHOULD FACE
YOUR FEARS.
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D‐DON'T ‐‐
DON'T OPEN IT.
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HE'S IN HERE!
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HE'S IN HERE!
[ SCREAMS ]
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HE'S THE ONE
IN THE MIDDLE!
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HEY, THERE'S
NO ONE OUT THERE.
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THIS IS SO SCARY, DANNY.
HOLD ME.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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BOY, LET ME
CALL YOUR GRANDMAMA.
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NO.
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WHY NOT?
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YEAH, DANNY,
WHY NOT?
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YOUR GRANDMOTHER
COULD SCARE AWAY AN ARMY.
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AND SHE COULD SLEEP
WITH 'EM, TOO.
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SHE DID.
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REPORTING FOR BOOTY.
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STOP IT!
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THAT'S MY GRANDMOTHER
YOU GUYS ARE TALKING ABOUT.
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WE KNOW.
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DEEP DOWN INSIDE,
YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT.
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YEAH, YOU ARE.
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WAIT,
I‐I‐I CAN'T GO THERE.
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I'M NOT RUNNING,
'CAUSE I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.
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YOU BETTER FIGURE OUT
SOMETHING.
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OKAY, WELL, MAYBE I CAN
JUST SPEND THE WEEKEND THERE
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TILL THIS BLOWS OVER.
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OR UNTIL
YOU'RE BURIED OVER.
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STOP IT!
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[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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[ RAPID KNOCKING ]
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MAMA, YOU DON'T HEAR
THE DOOR?
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NO, BUT I HEAR IGNORING.
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HEY, DANNY.
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HEY, MAMA.
HEY, GRANDMA.
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DREW. SAM.
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UNCLE FLOYD?
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WHAT, ALL OF Y'ALL
HAD TO COME?
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YEAH, WE JUST HAPPENED
TO STOP BY.
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I AIN'T GOT NO MONEY.
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Sam:
NOW, MISS HATTIE,
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DID YOU DO SOMETHING DIFFERENT
TO YOUR HAIR?
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'CAUSE IT LOOKS ‐‐
IT LOOKS GREAT.
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D‐DON'T YOU THINK SO,
DANNY?
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Y‐YES! YES.
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YES, IT LOOKS
BEAUTIFUL.
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EMMY PERSH ‐‐ SHE GIVE ME
A PERSONAL CURE EVERY TWO WEEKS.
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LOOK LIKE
SHE MISSED A WEEK.
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WHAT THE HELL
Y'ALL WANT?
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NOTHING.
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OH, REALLY?
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NOTHING, GRANDMA.
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I JUST WANTED TO STOP BY
AND TELL YOU AND MY MAMA
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JUST HOW MUCH
I LOVE YOU BOTH.
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[ Sweetly ] OH, THAT'S
SO SWEET, MY DANNY.
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WE LOVE YOU, TOO, BOO.
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[ Mockingly ]
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
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GRANDMA, YOU ‐‐
YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ME.
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I DO LOVE YOU,
BUT WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT?
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GO ON, TELL HER.
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WELL, WHAT IS IT?
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THIS LETTER CAME.
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WHY ARE YOU
CARRYING AROUND THE LETTER?
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EVIDENCE, BOO.
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I STAYED WATCHING THEM
CRIME SHOWS.
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WE MAY NEED THAT
FOR THE MURDER INVESTIGATION.
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THE ONLY MURDER IS GONNA BE
YOURS IF YOU DON'T STOP IT!
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WHAT IS GOING ON?
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UH, DANNY, BABY.
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YOU MESSING AROUND
WITH A MARRIED WOMAN?
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DANNY, ARE YOU CRAZY?
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SAM, YOU GOT MY SON
CAUGHT UP IN THIS MESS?
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HE HAS TO!
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DANNY WOULD NEVER
DO SUCH A THING LIKE THAT.
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HE'S A WIMP.
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YOUR GRANDMOTHER
JUST CALLED YOU A WIMP.
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NO, I‐I WOULDN'T
DO THAT.
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I DON'T EVEN KNOW
THIS GUY OR HIS WIFE,
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BUT HE JUST WANTS
TO DO ME BODILY HARM.
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THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU
HARM HIS WIFE'S BODY.
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THIS IS TERRIBLE.
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OKAY, Y'ALL DOING
ALL THIS HERE TALKING,
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WHAT THE HELL
ARE YOU DOING AT MY HOUSE?
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HE'S AFRAID TO STAY
AT THEIR APARTMENT,
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SO HE FIGURED
HE COULD COME OVER HERE
240
00:11:54,020 --> 00:11:55,155
AND STAY FOR A FEW DAYS.
241
00:11:55,155 --> 00:11:58,258
OH, OF COURSE HE CAN.
242
00:11:58,258 --> 00:11:59,492
UH, SLOW YOUR ROLL,
PRECIOUS.
243
00:11:59,492 --> 00:12:02,703
THE LAST TIME I CHECKED,
THIS HERE BELONGS TO ME.
244
00:12:04,437 --> 00:12:07,240
MAMA, DANNY IS IN NEED.
245
00:12:07,240 --> 00:12:09,876
SO WHAT? PEOPLE IN HELL
WANT ICE WATER.
246
00:12:11,077 --> 00:12:13,113
NOW, YOU ‐‐ YOU GOT TO
GET THE HELL UP OUT OF HERE.
247
00:12:13,113 --> 00:12:14,314
GRANDMA!
248
00:12:16,717 --> 00:12:18,251
EXACTLY. SEE?
249
00:12:18,251 --> 00:12:20,821
THEY NEED WATER,
AND SHE WON'T GIVE IT TO 'EM.
250
00:12:22,088 --> 00:12:23,557
FLOYD!
251
00:12:23,557 --> 00:12:26,727
SEE?
252
00:12:26,727 --> 00:12:27,894
GRANDMA, WAIT ‐‐
253
00:12:27,894 --> 00:12:29,062
YOU'RE NOT GONNA
LET ME STAY HERE?
254
00:12:29,062 --> 00:12:30,631
HELL, NO!
255
00:12:32,065 --> 00:12:34,100
WELL, WHAT IF THAT GUY
COMES BACK?
256
00:12:34,100 --> 00:12:35,802
THEN YOU DO
WHAT WE'VE ALWAYS DONE
257
00:12:35,802 --> 00:12:37,538
WHEN WE FACED
WITH A CHALLENGE.
258
00:12:37,538 --> 00:12:38,404
WHAT?
259
00:12:38,404 --> 00:12:40,040
RUN?
260
00:12:41,542 --> 00:12:43,544
FACE IT.
NOW, GET THE HELL OUT.
261
00:12:43,544 --> 00:12:45,646
THEN I'M GOING
OVER TO DANNY'S HOUSE.
262
00:12:45,646 --> 00:12:47,948
OH, GREAT!
263
00:12:47,948 --> 00:12:52,586
NOW YOUR MOMMY WILL BE THERE
TO HELP OUT WITH THE BULLIES.
264
00:12:52,586 --> 00:12:55,656
[ SQUEAKING ]
265
00:12:55,656 --> 00:12:57,824
UH, PRECIOUS,
DON'T GET IT TWISTED.
266
00:12:57,824 --> 00:13:00,126
LINDA KNOWS
HOW TO FIGHT.
267
00:13:00,126 --> 00:13:03,169
WHEN SHE WAS IN SCHOOL,
I USED TO DROP HER OFF
268
00:13:03,169 --> 00:13:05,105
AND PAY EACH ONE
OF THEM CHILDREN A DOLLAR
269
00:13:05,105 --> 00:13:07,741
TO BEAT HER ASS.
270
00:13:07,741 --> 00:13:09,442
I REMEMBER THAT.
271
00:13:09,442 --> 00:13:13,279
OH, MISS HATTIE,
NOW THAT WAS JUST WRONG.
272
00:13:13,279 --> 00:13:15,015
WHAT'S SO WRONG
ABOUT IT?
273
00:13:15,015 --> 00:13:18,585
AT LEAST SHE KNOW WHAT TO DO
WHEN SHE FACED WITH A SITUATION.
274
00:13:20,587 --> 00:13:24,090
NOW, GET TO STEPPIN'.
275
00:13:24,090 --> 00:13:26,793
YOU AND YOUR SON
GET TO STEPPIN'.
276
00:13:26,793 --> 00:13:28,128
YOU, TOO.
277
00:13:28,128 --> 00:13:30,296
POW!
278
00:13:30,296 --> 00:13:32,298
JUST FACED
WITH THAT SITUATION.
279
00:13:37,971 --> 00:13:42,042
WELL, ISN'T THIS COZY HERE
WITH YOUR MOTHER?
280
00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:44,310
AGAIN.
281
00:13:46,212 --> 00:13:47,781
SO, YOU GUYS WANT TO
WATCH A MOVIE?
282
00:13:47,781 --> 00:13:48,782
YEAH.
283
00:13:48,782 --> 00:13:51,151
NO.
284
00:13:51,151 --> 00:13:53,286
I THINK I'M GONNA GO TO BED
AND DREAM OF THE DAY
285
00:13:53,286 --> 00:13:55,589
WHEN YOUR MOMMY
ISN'T AROUND ANYMORE.
286
00:13:57,357 --> 00:13:58,458
[ RAPID KNOCK AT DOOR ]
287
00:13:58,458 --> 00:14:00,360
OHH.
288
00:14:00,360 --> 00:14:01,635
WELL, GET IT.
289
00:14:01,635 --> 00:14:03,103
YOU GET IT.
290
00:14:03,103 --> 00:14:04,738
[ SCOFFS ]
291
00:14:06,372 --> 00:14:08,274
[ GROANS ]
292
00:14:08,274 --> 00:14:09,309
OHH!
293
00:14:09,309 --> 00:14:10,343
WHO?
294
00:14:10,343 --> 00:14:11,344
WHAT?
295
00:14:11,344 --> 00:14:13,514
IT'S DREW!
296
00:14:16,249 --> 00:14:17,383
[ LAUGHS ]
297
00:14:17,383 --> 00:14:18,819
SAM.
298
00:14:18,819 --> 00:14:20,020
YOU ARE TERRIBLE.
299
00:14:21,354 --> 00:14:22,455
HEY.
300
00:14:22,455 --> 00:14:24,925
WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST.
301
00:14:24,925 --> 00:14:28,995
THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
THE BRITISH ARE COMING!
302
00:14:28,995 --> 00:14:30,864
WHAT? WHO?
303
00:14:30,864 --> 00:14:32,265
THAT GUY!
304
00:14:32,265 --> 00:14:35,201
I SAW HIM GET ON THE ELEVATOR,
SO I RAN UP THE STAIRS.
305
00:14:35,201 --> 00:14:37,538
OH, NO!
306
00:14:37,538 --> 00:14:39,472
[ ELEVATOR DINGS ]
307
00:14:42,408 --> 00:14:43,644
EXCUSE ME?
308
00:14:43,644 --> 00:14:45,712
YEAH?
MAY I HELP YOU?
309
00:14:45,712 --> 00:14:47,514
I'M LOOKING FOR DANNY.
310
00:14:50,751 --> 00:14:52,553
UH, WHAT IS IT
YOU NEED FOR DANNY?
311
00:14:52,553 --> 00:14:53,987
[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]
312
00:14:53,987 --> 00:14:56,022
WHY YOU ASKING ME
SO MANY QUESTIONS?
313
00:14:56,022 --> 00:14:57,257
BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW.
314
00:14:57,257 --> 00:14:59,259
NOW, I'M GONNA ASK YOU
ONE MORE AGAIN.
315
00:14:59,259 --> 00:15:01,735
WHAT IS IT THAT YOU NEED
WITH DANNY?
316
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:03,970
HE BEEN MESSING
WITH MY WIFE!
317
00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:08,575
OH, NO, BABY.
318
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:09,976
YOU GOT THIS HERE ALL WRONG.
319
00:15:09,976 --> 00:15:11,878
MY GRANDBABY WOULD DO
NO SUCH THING.
320
00:15:14,214 --> 00:15:15,516
YOU TELL IT, HATTIE.
321
00:15:17,551 --> 00:15:22,088
FLOYD, GET YOUR SCARED ASS
DOWN THEM STAIR.
322
00:15:22,088 --> 00:15:24,825
YOU GOT IT, DUDE.
YOU GOT IT.
323
00:15:26,092 --> 00:15:28,394
FLOYD, GET DOWN HERE.
HELP ME.
324
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:30,296
I'M HERE.
325
00:15:30,296 --> 00:15:33,333
YOU AIN'T TELL ME
HE WAS THAT DAMN BIG.
326
00:15:35,836 --> 00:15:37,538
I TELL YOU WHAT, GRANNY.
327
00:15:37,538 --> 00:15:39,172
I'M GONNA LET HIM LIVE.
328
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,941
I'VE ALREADY BEEN DOWN
FOR MURDER.
329
00:15:40,941 --> 00:15:43,076
I'M JUST GONNA BREAK HIS LEGS.
330
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:46,479
UH, BABY?
331
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:48,549
NOW, IF YOU BREAK
HIS LEGS,
332
00:15:48,549 --> 00:15:50,917
YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO
BREAK FOUR MORE.
333
00:15:52,919 --> 00:15:55,321
WHOSE?
334
00:15:55,321 --> 00:15:57,658
YOURS!
335
00:15:57,658 --> 00:15:59,793
WHERE IS HE?!
336
00:16:03,369 --> 00:16:06,507
UH, BABY, NOW,
I‐I‐I KNOW MY DANNY.
337
00:16:06,507 --> 00:16:08,341
HE WOULD DO
NO SUCH THING.
338
00:16:08,341 --> 00:16:09,810
THIS HERE SOMETHING NOW
THAT WE GONNA HAVE TO
339
00:16:09,810 --> 00:16:11,311
GET TO THE BOTTOM
OF THIS HERE.
340
00:16:12,779 --> 00:16:15,281
UH, UH, MOVE, BABY.
LET ME JUST...
341
00:16:17,183 --> 00:16:19,553
OOH, YOU'RE SO FIRM
AND EVERYTHING.
342
00:16:19,553 --> 00:16:20,887
HATTIE.
343
00:16:20,887 --> 00:16:23,824
BABY, MOVE
OUT THE WAY, HEAR?
344
00:16:23,824 --> 00:16:25,391
I SAID,
"MOVE OUT THE WAY"!
345
00:16:28,995 --> 00:16:31,464
OPEN THIS HERE DOOR!
346
00:16:31,464 --> 00:16:33,299
THAT'S MY MAMA.
347
00:16:35,836 --> 00:16:38,471
MAMA, WHAT ‐‐
348
00:16:38,471 --> 00:16:40,340
MAMA, YOU LET
THE ENEMY IN?
349
00:16:40,340 --> 00:16:42,242
OOH, I'M GONNA
KILL HIM!
350
00:16:42,242 --> 00:16:43,544
OKAY, WAIT.
351
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,345
PLEASE DON'T.
352
00:16:45,345 --> 00:16:47,548
UH, BABY, NOW,
I DONE TOLD YOU,
353
00:16:47,548 --> 00:16:49,282
YOU AIN'T FREE
TO TOUCH HIM, HEAR?
354
00:16:49,282 --> 00:16:50,751
AIN'T THAT RIGHT,
FLOYD?
355
00:16:50,751 --> 00:16:52,619
FLOYD!
356
00:16:52,619 --> 00:16:54,688
HUH?
357
00:16:54,688 --> 00:16:56,890
NO, HE IS NOT
GOING TO TOUCH HIM.
358
00:16:56,890 --> 00:16:59,425
YEAH!
WE WILL DEFEND DANNY.
359
00:16:59,425 --> 00:17:01,935
HE'S A GREAT GUY THAT
I'M SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH,
360
00:17:01,935 --> 00:17:03,870
AND I HAVEN'T HAD THE PLEASURE
OF GETTING HIM DRUNK
361
00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:05,639
AND SEDUCING HIM YET.
362
00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:09,409
SO, YOU KNOW WHAT?
363
00:17:09,409 --> 00:17:11,545
HARMING HIM WOULD BE
HARMING A DREAM
364
00:17:11,545 --> 00:17:13,514
THAT I'VE HAD
FOR A VERY LONG TIME NOW,
365
00:17:13,514 --> 00:17:14,748
SO YOU BETTER BACK OFF,
366
00:17:14,748 --> 00:17:18,184
MR. BIG, TATTOO,
MUSCULAR, SWEATY MAN
367
00:17:18,184 --> 00:17:20,220
THAT'S TURNING ME ON.
368
00:17:22,255 --> 00:17:25,892
BUT I AIN'T GONNA
LET HIM KNOW, THOUGH.
369
00:17:25,892 --> 00:17:29,462
OKAY,
YOU'RE NOT HELPING.
370
00:17:30,797 --> 00:17:32,866
SORRY.
371
00:17:32,866 --> 00:17:36,570
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU'RE GONNA
TAKE MY WOMAN IN MY OWN CRIB?
372
00:17:36,570 --> 00:17:41,141
HOLD ON, I WAS NEVER
IN YOUR "CRIB".
373
00:17:41,141 --> 00:17:43,243
I KNOW.
374
00:17:43,243 --> 00:17:44,410
YOU DO?
375
00:17:44,410 --> 00:17:46,346
YES, I'M TALKING
ABOUT DANNY.
376
00:17:47,514 --> 00:17:48,549
I AM DANNY.
377
00:17:48,549 --> 00:17:50,717
NO, HE'S DANNY.
378
00:17:54,154 --> 00:17:55,155
WHAT?
379
00:17:56,957 --> 00:17:58,224
ME?
380
00:17:58,224 --> 00:17:59,793
NO, THAT'S DANNY.
381
00:17:59,793 --> 00:18:01,502
NO, YOU'RE DANNY.
382
00:18:01,502 --> 00:18:02,969
I SAW YOU
ON THE SECURITY CAMERAS
383
00:18:02,969 --> 00:18:04,437
OUTSIDE MY CRIB!
384
00:18:04,437 --> 00:18:09,375
I‐I DON'T KNOW
WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.
385
00:18:10,677 --> 00:18:13,279
SAM, DID YOU TELL HIS WIFE
YOUR NAME WAS DANNY?
386
00:18:14,748 --> 00:18:16,149
[ Laughing ]
WHAT?
387
00:18:16,149 --> 00:18:18,985
ME?
388
00:18:18,985 --> 00:18:20,721
NO!
389
00:18:22,255 --> 00:18:24,357
NEVER!
390
00:18:25,759 --> 00:18:27,961
AGAIN?
391
00:18:30,330 --> 00:18:33,333
OH, HE'S ALL YOURS.
392
00:18:33,333 --> 00:18:35,101
[ GRUNTS ]
393
00:18:35,101 --> 00:18:36,870
OHH! OH!
394
00:18:36,870 --> 00:18:38,004
N‐‐ OH!
395
00:18:38,004 --> 00:18:39,105
Floyd:
TAKE IT OUTSIDE.
396
00:18:39,105 --> 00:18:41,908
OHH! I KNOW
JUJIT‐SEE YOU LATER.
397
00:18:41,908 --> 00:18:43,476
[ GRUNTS ]
398
00:18:43,476 --> 00:18:44,611
OOH!
399
00:18:44,611 --> 00:18:47,080
Y'ALL GONNA LOSE
Y'ALL DEPOSIT.
400
00:18:47,080 --> 00:18:49,315
HE FITTIN' TO GET
HIS ASS WHOOPED.
401
00:18:49,315 --> 00:18:51,284
COME ON, Y'ALL.
LET'S GO SEE THIS.
402
00:18:51,284 --> 00:18:53,419
Man: WANT SOME MORE?
WANT SOME MORE?
403
00:18:53,419 --> 00:18:54,788
Sam:
NO, I DON'T WANT IT!
404
00:18:54,788 --> 00:18:55,856
TAKE THAT!
405
00:19:04,805 --> 00:19:08,775
I GUESS YOU'LL
KNOW BETTER NEXT TIME.
406
00:19:08,775 --> 00:19:11,044
I HURT ALL OVER.
407
00:19:11,044 --> 00:19:12,613
AHH!
408
00:19:12,613 --> 00:19:14,581
IT WASN'T WORTH IT.
409
00:19:14,581 --> 00:19:17,584
I'M GLAD YOU LEARNED
YOUR LESSON.
410
00:19:17,584 --> 00:19:19,019
YEAH.
411
00:19:19,019 --> 00:19:22,055
HEY, DREW.
THANKS FOR SCREAMING.
412
00:19:23,423 --> 00:19:26,359
AND THANKS, DANNY,
FOR RUNNING.
413
00:19:29,195 --> 00:19:32,298
AND THANKS, LINDA,
FOR CLOSING YOUR EYES.
414
00:19:34,134 --> 00:19:35,569
AND FLOYD?
415
00:19:35,569 --> 00:19:38,605
HEY, THANKS FOR NOT
DOING A DAMN THING.
416
00:19:39,940 --> 00:19:42,976
MY SPECIALTY.
417
00:19:42,976 --> 00:19:44,678
AND MISS HATTIE?
418
00:19:44,678 --> 00:19:46,780
THANKS FOR GETTING HIM
OFF ME.
419
00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:49,716
ALL IT TOOK WAS
A LITTLE FLASH.
420
00:19:49,716 --> 00:19:50,817
WHOO.
421
00:19:50,817 --> 00:19:52,385
YOU KNOW I GOT A LOT
422
00:19:52,385 --> 00:19:54,387
OF MARDI GRAS BEADS
OFF OF THAT.
423
00:19:56,156 --> 00:19:57,290
[ CELLPHONE RINGING ]
424
00:19:57,290 --> 00:20:00,601
SAM, YOUR PHONE'S
RINGING.
425
00:20:00,601 --> 00:20:02,335
SAYS, "TONYA."
426
00:20:02,335 --> 00:20:04,905
THAT'S HER.
427
00:20:04,905 --> 00:20:06,840
HIS WIFE?
428
00:20:06,840 --> 00:20:08,074
YES.
429
00:20:08,074 --> 00:20:09,843
NOW, THAT'S JUST AWFUL.
430
00:20:09,843 --> 00:20:12,245
NO, IT'S NOT, FLOYD.
431
00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:15,481
IT'S WORTH ALL THIS.
432
00:20:15,481 --> 00:20:16,983
AIN'T NOTHING
WORTH ALL THAT.
433
00:20:16,983 --> 00:20:18,619
LET ME SEE THIS PHONE.
434
00:20:18,619 --> 00:20:20,420
[ LAUGHS ]
435
00:20:20,420 --> 00:20:21,454
MM.
436
00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:25,592
THAT'S HER PICTURE?
437
00:20:25,592 --> 00:20:26,960
YEAH.
438
00:20:26,960 --> 00:20:29,129
PROOF IS IN THE PUDDING.
439
00:20:29,129 --> 00:20:30,864
OOH.
440
00:20:33,900 --> 00:20:35,569
HELLO?
441
00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:39,472
THIS IS DANNY.
442
00:20:41,908 --> 00:20:46,880
UNCLE FLOYD!
SHUT ‐‐ SHUT UP!
443
00:20:46,880 --> 00:20:50,183
YEAH, COME ON BACK
TO THE APARTMENT.
444
00:20:50,183 --> 00:20:52,052
DON'T BE USING MY NAME!
445
00:20:52,052 --> 00:20:56,022
THIS TIME, COME DOWN
TO THE BASEMENT.
446
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,792
YEAH, THIS DANNY.
447
00:20:58,792 --> 00:21:01,401
YEAH, THIS IS DANNY.
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