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GOOD MORNING, GUYS.

HI.

WHO ARE THESE GUYS? [ CHUCKLES ]

THESE ARE TWO OF THE KIDS THAT I WORK WITH

AT THE IRVING MENTORING GROUP FOUNDATION.

AH.

OH, HOW CUTE.

NOW GET THEM OUT OF HERE!

STOP IT, SAM.

THEY'RE ADORABLE.

HI! I'M DANNY!

YOU CUTE.

YOU WANT TO BE MY NEW BOYFRIEND?

ERICA, THAT'S NOT NICE.

WATCH IT, YOU LITTLE SNOT!

HE BELONGS TO ME.

OOH, MY BAD.

BUT HE IS WORTH FIGHTING OVER.

OKAY, ENOUGH OF THE BOY TALK, YOUNG LADY.

SO, WHAT IS THIS FOUNDATION?

THEY HELP INNER‐CITY KIDS

LEARN ABOUT LIFE SKILLS AND CAREERS.

SO, THEY'RE JUST HANGING OUT WITH US FOR THE DAY,

AND WE'RE SHOWING THEM WHAT WE DO.

OHH, WOW.

BEAUTIFUL.

NOW GET THEM OUT OF HERE!

YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU REALLY ARE THE WORST.

YOU WANT TO SEE HOW BAD I CAN BE?

SO, YOU VOLUNTEERED, TOO, DREW?

YEAH.

I HEARD THAT YOU, UH, LIKE GIRLS

WHO ARE INTO THIS SORT OF THING, SO...

[CHUCKLES] OF COURSE, IT'S REAL GREAT.

REAL GREAT.

SO, YOU GUYS LIVE IN THE INNER CITY?

IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY OF SAYING, "Y'ALL LIVE IN THE HOOD?"

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ CHUCKLES ] OH, DOOR.

DANNY, DANNY, DOOR!

WAIT, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

PLEASE, HOLD ON. HOLD ON.

DREW AND I ARE SPENDING

THE FIRST HALF OF THE DAY WITH THE KIDS,

AND WE THOUGHT THAT, FOR THE SECOND HALF,

IT WOULD BE A REALLY GOOD IDEA

IF THEY SPENT THE OTHER HALF WITH A MAN.

NO WAY!

NO!

YEAH, A MAN WHO COULD SHOW THEM

WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A RESPONSIBLE MAN.

NO WAY!

DANNY, THEY WERE BOTH RAISED BY SINGLE MOTHERS,

SO YOU KNOW THAT THIS WOULD BE A GREAT IDEA.

WELL, I WAS RAISED BY A SINGLE MOTHER.

THAT'S WHY WE FEEL THAT YOU

WOULD BE THE PERFECT PERSON TO MENTOR THEM.

EXACTLY.

SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

NO! I DON'T WANT TO DO IT, DREW!

CHILDREN ‐‐

THEY ARE ANKLE BITERS AND DISEASE CARRIERS.

FUNNY, BECAUSE THAT'S EXACTLY THE WAY

WE ALL FEEL ABOUT YOU.

NOW, I DON'T KNOW IF YOU NOTICED,

BUT WE WERE TALKING TO DANNY.

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SO, DANNY, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

I AM NOT DOING IT!

HOLD UP. HOLD UP.

THESE FOOLS DON'T HAVE TO SPEND TIME WITH US.

WE'RE USED TO IT, JUST LIKE OUR DADDY.

OH, THAT'S SO SAD.

I KNOW EXACTLY HOW THAT FEELS.

COME ON, SAM. DO IT FOR ME.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YOU'RE NOT A GIRL.

OH, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.

WE DON'T WANT SAM TO HELP.

STOP IT. SAM IS FINE.

THIS'LL BE FUN. YOU'LL SEE.

[ SCOFFS ] NO.

GOOD!

'CAUSE I'M NOT DOING IT!

STOP ASKING!

WELL, IT'S FINE,

'CAUSE WE WEREN'T TALKING TO YOU, SAM.

WE WERE JUST TALKING TO DANNY.

SO, THANK YOU.

YEAH.

WE WANT THESE KIDS TO LEARN HOW TO BE

RESPONSIBLE MEMBERS OF SOCIETY ‐‐

NOT THE JOKE OF SOCIETY.

HEY.

BEING THE JOKE OF SOCIETY'S A BIG RESPONSIBILITY!

LOOK, DANNY, CAN YOU JUST SPEND TIME WITH THEM TODAY?

OKAY? THEY HAVE TO BE HOME BY 6:00.

AND GUESS WHAT ‐‐ THEY LIVE BY THE DINER.

YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO TAKE THEM HOME.

WILL YOU DO IT?

SURE.

GREAT! AND GUESS WHAT?

YOU GET WORK CREDIT FOR THIS.

WAIT, WHAT?

[ IMITATES TIRES SQUEALING ]

NO, CORPORATE HAS A PROGRAM WHERE,

IF YOU VOLUNTEER, THEN YOU GET EXTRA VACATION TIME.

OH, I'M IN.

OH, NO, YOU'RE NOT.

OH, COME ON. I COULD TEACH THESE LITTLE BR...

KIDS HOW TO BE RESPONSIBLE.

REALLY?

BUT WHO'S GONNA TEACH YOU HOW TO BE RESPONSIBLE FIRST?

ACTUALLY, I COULD USE SAM'S HELP.

I'VE NEVER REALLY BEEN AROUND KIDS BEFORE.

AND...? NEITHER HAS HE.

DANNY, ARE YOU SURE?

YEAH.

OKAY, BUT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO KEEP AN EXTRA EYE ON HIM.

YEAH.

I WILL.

I‐I WON'T TAKE MY EYES OFF THESE KIDS.

DANNY, I WAS TALKING ABOUT SAM.

I WILL. THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

MOLDING THESE BEAUTIFUL, LITTLE MINDS INTO ADULTS.

I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU'RE GONNA TEACH ME HOW TO BE AN ADULT.

I'M TALLER THAN YOU.

[ LAUGHS ]

YOU ARE FUNNY.

[ KNUCKLES CRACK ] RIGHT.

OHH, I'M GONNA REGRET THIS.

[ GROANS ] I THINK WE ARE, TOO.

GOOD ‐‐ THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.

I DON'T KNOW IF WE FORMALLY MET,

BUT I'M DANNY, AND THIS IS SAM.

AND I'M LIL' KIM, AND THIS IS BIGGIE.

SO CUTE. [ CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY ]

CUTE. LIKE SPIDERS.

MM‐HMM.

FLOYD. WHAT?

WHY THE HELL IS MY MEAT

STILL SITTING OUT THERE ON THE CURB?

'CAUSE I AIN'T BRING IT IN.

AND IF I SIT YOUR ASS OUT THERE WITH IT,

THEN WHAT YOU GONNA DO?

CALL YOUR OTHER EMPLOYEE MIKE TO DO IT.

HE DON'T DO NOTHING, AND YOU DON'T DO NOTHING EITHER!

FLOYD, YOU THINK I'M SOMETHING OTHER TO PLAY WITH.

I'M GONNA CHOKE BOTH OF Y'ALL TO SLEEP.

OH‐HO! LOOK AT THESE KIDS.

THEY'RE SO ADORABLE.

GET OUT OF MY FACE, LADY.

HEY! UNH‐UNH.

[ Stammering ] LOOK ‐‐ WHAT THE ‐‐ THE WHAT?

YOU'RE JUST GONNA LET THAT KID JUST TALK TO YOU LIKE THAT?

WHO THE HELL IS THESE HERE LITTLE CRUMB SNATCHERS?

[ CHUCKLES ] YO, I'M A PURSE SNATCHER, TOO.

[ CHUCKLES ]

OH, SO YOU THINK YOU GOT IT LIKE THAT?

OH, I KNOW I DO. [ CHUCKLES ]

SHOW ME YOUR PURSE.

RIGHT OVER THERE. RIGHT THERE IN THE CORNER.

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU TO GO

GET MY POCKETBOOK. OKAY. OKAY.

I'M ABOUT TO SNATCH A KNOT IN HER LITTLE ASS.

Danny: HEY... OOH.

WHO SHE THINK SHE PLAYING WITH?

WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING WITH THESE KIDS?

THIS IS ERICA AND CHAD.

THEY'RE IN A MENTORING PROGRAM, AND WE'RE TRYING TO HELP THEM.

I KNOW SAM AIN'T TRYING TO HELP THESE KIDS.

IT'S SOMETHING THAT MARIANNA MADE US DO.

OH, THAT'S CUTE.

I DON'T LIKE THE WAY THIS LITTLE ONE IS LOOKING AT ME.

THEN LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE.

Hattie Mae: MM‐MM!

OHH!

WHO IS THIS KID?

THEY CALL ME LIL' CHAD.

WELL, THEY CALL ME "BIG FLOYD."

AND I EATS LIL' CHADS FOR BREAKFAST.

All: OHH!

DANNY, GET HIM OFF ME!

MY TOOTH!

I KNOW HE KNOCKED MY TOOTH OUT.

I KNOW HE KNOCKED MY TOOTH OUT.

FLOYD! OHH, GIVE ME MY ‐‐

[ WHIMPERS ]

OH, SIT YOUR SCARED ASS DOWN SOMEWHERE.

CAN WE JUST HAVE LUNCH?

YOU BETTER BE GLAD I GOT TO GO TO THE BANK.

AFTER SCHOOL.

HERE, FLOYD.

HERE ARE ALL THE RECEIPTS FOR THE DAY.

GO ON AND TAKE THEM DOWN THERE TO THE BANK.

I GOT IT. I GOT IT.

MY MOUTH LOOK ALL RIGHT? IT SWOLLEN?

YEAH, HE KNOCKED THE HELL OUT YOUR MOUTH.

SO, DID YOU KIDS HAVE FUN TODAY?

[ Sarcastically ] YEAH. I HAD A BLAST.

LOOK, CAN WE GO NOW?

SURE, BUT JUST BE CAREFUL GOING HOME.

[ GRUNTS ]

OH, I AM GLAD THEY ARE GONE.

COME ON, SAM. THEY WEREN'T THAT BAD.

THEY ASK TOO MANY QUESTIONS.

AW, SAM.

WHEN YOU WAS THAT YOUNG,

YOU USED TO ASK THE SAME QUESTIONS, TOO.

I KNOW.

I DIDN'T LIKE ME THEN, EITHER!

WELL, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, BABY.

THANK YOU, MAMA.

ALL THESE KIDS NEED A GOOD, POSITIVE MENTOR.

AND MY DANNY IS JUST THAT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT ABOUT ME?

YOU'RE...

S‐SAM.

[ CRYING ]

MAMA! [ WHIMPERS ]

FLOYD!

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?

I JUST GOT ROBBED!

ROBBED?!

HE HIT ME SO HARD!

OHH. UNCLE FLOYD, HERE.

JUST START FROM THE BEGINNING.

OHH! OHH!

L‐LOOK, IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST, NOW.

FLOYD, DID THEY TAKE ALL THE MONEY?

YES!

DAMN, FLOYD!

WELL, I'M SORRY.

IT WAS FIVE OF THEM.

DID THEY HAVE A WEAPON?

IT ALL HAPPENED SO FAST. I DON'T KNOW.

HELL, NO!

THEY AIN'T HAD NO WEAPON.

THEY PROBABLY SAID, "BOO!"

AND YOU JUST GAVE IT UP.

WHAT KIND OF MAN DO YOU THINK I AM?

FLOYD, DON'T ACT LIKE IT AIN'T HAPPENED BEFORE!

WHAT IS YOU TALKING ABOUT?

YOU REMEMBER GOING TO JAIL?

YEAH ‐‐ MM...

YOU REMEMBER THAT, FLOYD?

EH...YES.

THEY SAID, "GIVE IT UP," AND YOU SAID ‐‐

HEY! HEY! HEY! WHOA!

HEY! HEY!

WELL, U‐UNCLE FLOYD, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

NO!

WOW.

I DIDN'T KNOW THIS NEIGHBORHOOD WAS SO DANGEROUS.

IT'S NOT.

HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?

HOW? HE WAS JUST ROBBED.

'CAUSE HE A BITCH‐ASS WIMP!

THERE AIN'T GONNA BE TOO MANY MORE WIMPS.

FLOYD, WHY DIDN'T YOU JUST TAKE THE RECEIPTS

STRAIGHT TO THE BANK?

I DID, HATTIE.

NO, HELL, YOU DIDN'T FLOYD.

I KNOW YOU.

YOU PROBABLY STOPPED SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY.

[ SCOFFS ]

ONLY AT MY TRUCK.

FOR WHAT?

WELL, LOLA CALLED.

I'M ABOUT TO WHUP YOU AND LOLA'S ASS.

Y'ALL MAKE ME SICK!

HATTIE, I COULD'VE BEEN KILLED.

OH, IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER?

MAMA.

I BETTER NOT FIND OUT YOU PUT MY MONEY IN YOUR POCKET.

MAMA, HE WOULDN'T DO THAT.

HE SAID HE WAS ROBBED.

HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW?

I'VE BEEN KNOWING FLOYD FOR YEARS,

AND HE WASN'T NO GOOD THEN, AND HE AIN'T NO GOOD NOW.

I'VE BEEN KNOWING HIM FROM GOOD MAN.

WHAT'S "GOOD MAN"?

THE ACT I USED TO DO IN THE CIRCUS.

UH, CIRCUS?

UH...

DON'T ASK.

YES ‐‐ WELL, I TOOK A BUNCH OF KNIVES,

AND I LINED UP A BUNCH OF MEN, AND I JUST THREW THEM.

AND THAT'S HOW YOU CAN FIND YOUR GOOD MAN.

HOW CAN YOU TELL BY THAT?

BY WHICHEVER ONE OF THEM LIVES.

YOU WANT TO PLAY?

NO.

YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS MAD.

SHE'S ALWAYS BEEN CRAZY ABOUT HER MONEY.

I STILL HAVE A SCAR FROM WHEN I WAS A LITTLE GIRL,

AND I LOST MY LUNCH MONEY.

SHE HIT YOU?

AFTER SHE CUT ME.

[ CRASH ]

GRANDMA?

GRANDMA?

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M LOOKING FOR A HAMMER FOR FLOYD,

MAKE SURE HE DON'T FORGET.

CALL ME WHEN SHE CALM DOWN.

WOW.

LOOK WHO'S ALL DRESSED UP.

YEAH. YEAH.

HEY, COOL SNEAKERS.

THANKS.

YEAH, THANKS.

WHERE'D YOU GUYS GET THEM?

DANNY AND SAM BOUGHT THEM FOR US.

MM‐HMM.

REALLY? THEY DID?

YEAH.

THAT'S AWFULLY NICE OF THEM.

Both: WE THOUGHT SO TOO.

YEAH.

AW, MAN.

I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW SAM WAS CAPABLE OF BEING NICE.

I DON'T WANT TO HEAR IT, DANNY!

WELL, YOU NEED TO.

OH, DON'T SAY IT!

AND I ‐‐

OH, LOOK.

THE CHILDREN OF THE CORN ARE BACK.

HEY, ERICA.

HEY, BABY.

DANNY.

HEY, DANNY.

DON'T YOU LOOK NICE.

I WORE SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU.

ERICA, YOU DON'T REALLY VALUE YOUR LIFE, DO YOU?

WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR LITTLE TATER TOTS AWAY...

AND BACK UP FROM THE DESK?!

BACK UP! OKAY. OKAY.

I THINK SHE GETS IT.

HEY, SO, DID YOU GUYS

HAVE A GOOD TIME YESTERDAY WITH THE GUYS?

YEAH.

HEY, YOU KNOW, SAM,

THEY TOLD ME THAT YOU BOUGHT SHOES FOR THEM, BUDDY.

WHAT?!

I DIDN'T BUY THEM SHOES!

WAIT ‐‐ YOU DIDN'T BUY THEM THESE SHOES?

NO.

[ CHUCKLES ] DANNY.

WHAT? I DIDN'T.

DIDN'T YOU TWO JUST TELL ME

THAT THEY BOUGHT YOU THESE SHOES?

OH, DID I SAY THAT?

OOH, MY BAD.

YES, YOU DID.

ALL RIGHT, WHAT IS GOING ON?

WHAT? WE JUST GOT NEW SHOES.

YEAH.

WELL, WHERE DID YOU GET THEM?

THEY BOUGHT THEM.

WAIT.

THOSE SHOES COST 100 BUCKS APIECE.

WHERE DID YOU TWO GET THAT KIND OF MONEY?

DANNY. WHAT?

WHERE DID THEY GET IT?

DANNY, THE DINER.

ANSWER ME.

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

THE DINER, DANNY!

WE'LL GO THERE SOON.

[ SCOFFS ]

WHERE WOULD THEY GET THAT KIND OF MONEY FROM?

[ SIGHS ]

YOU REALLY ARE SLOW.

WHAT?

STOP IT, OKAY?!

YOU TWO ‐‐ SO YOU ROBBED FLOYD?

WHAT?

FLOYD SAID HE WAS ROBBED BY FIVE PEOPLE.

OH, YEAH. HE LIED!

ERICA, I CAN EXPECT THIS FROM YOU.

BUT, CHAD, SAY IT AIN'T SO, BUDDY?

LOOK, I DON'T SNITCH.

AND YOU, CHAD?

I'M NOT SAYING A WORD.

Marianna: OKAY, FINE.

I GUESS I'M GONNA HAVE TO CALL MISS MULVANEY

AND TELL HER TO KICK BOTH OF YOU OUT OF THE PROGRAM.

WAIT. NO, NO. NO. NO.

HEY! SO START TALKING.

OKAY. OKAY.

WE TOOK THE MONEY FROM FLOYD.

WHY?

HOW?

HE WAS TALKING TO SOME LADY.

HE SAT IT ON THE HOOD OF THE CAR.

WE SAW IT, SO WE TOOK IT.

YOU TWO ARE GOING TO MY GRANDMOTHER RIGHT NOW.

NO! NO, NO, NO.

MNH‐MNH.

SHE'S MEAN.

THEN YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE STOLEN IT.

LET'S GO.

NOW! ALL OF YOU.

YOU TWO ARE TERRIBLE.

EVERYONE GO.

WALK PAST HERE.

YOU TOO, DANNY.

COME ON.

I'M NOT GOING ANYWHERE WITH THEM.

COME ON!

MAMA.

HEY, BABY.

IS GRANDMA AROUND?

SHE'S STILL IN THE BACK SULKING ABOUT LOSING HER MONEY.

WELL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO GET HER OUT HERE,

BECAUSE THESE TWO HAVE SOMETHING THEY WANT TO TELL HER.

WHAT?

THEY KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE MONEY.

[ CHUCKLES ]

MAMA.

Hattie Mae: WHAT?

THOSE KIDS ARE HERE.

SO WHAT?

OH, YOU WANT TO HEAR THIS.

AAH!

WHAT DO THEY WANT?

[ GRUNTS ]

STOP PLAYING SO MUCH.

WHAT IS IT?

SPEAK.

WE TOOK YOUR MONEY.

YOU DID WHAT?!

Y'ALL ROBBED FLOYD?

UH, NO. ROBBED? NO.

HE SET IT ON THE HOOD

WHILE HE WAS TALKING TO SOME WOMAN.

THAT'S ALL LIES AND CONJECTURE.

FLOYD, I'M GONNA KILL YOU.

WELL, WHERE'S THE MONEY AT?

UH, WE SPENT IT.

ON WHAT?

[ SNAPS FINGERS ] UH, THESE.

WELL, I'M SURE GLAD THEY RUNNING SHOES.

WHY?

'CAUSE Y'ALL BETTER RUN LIKE HELL.

NO, NO, NO ‐‐ MISS HATTIE,

I THINK THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY

TO MAKE THEM WORK IT OFF.

I'M NOT FOOLING WITH BONNIE AND CLYDE.

MISS HATTIE, PLEASE, LOOK.

THIS IS A GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY TO TEACH YOU GUYS A LESSON.

OKAY.

Y'ALL GONNA TAKE PEOPLE'S MONEY?

I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW IT FEELS

TO HAVE TO WORK FOR YOUR MONEY.

GET BACK THERE IN THAT KITCHEN, NOW.