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WAKE UP, SAM!
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HUH? HM?
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I'LL TAKE LINGERIE
FOR $500.
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WHERE ARE THE GIRLS?
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THEY WENT HOME EARLY.
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WHAT?
THAT'S NOT FAIR!
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WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?
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[ Yawning ]
THEY'RE LEAVING US HERE
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TO DO ALL THE WORK?
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WELL, THEY FINISHED
THEIR PROJECT THEY'VE BEEN
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WORKING ON ALL NIGHT,
SO IT'S FAIR.
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OH! YOU WOULD.
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WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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OH, ANYTHING MARIANNA SAYS
YOU THINK IS "OTAY."
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YEAH.
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HEY!
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SNAP OUT OF IT!
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OH, DON'T ACT LIKE
YOU'RE NOT CRAZY ABOUT HER.
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OH, I CAN'T STAND HER!
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YOU LIE!
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NO.
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I SAID I CAN'T STAND HER.
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DOESN'T MEAN
I DON'T WANT TO LAY HER.
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YOU ARE THE WORST.
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[ LAUGHS ]
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OH, I AM SO GOOD
AT BEING BAD.
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I turn myself on.
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I JUST DID.
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[ GASPING ]
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AND AGAIN.
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[ GASPING ]
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I COULD DO THIS
ALL NIGHT.
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STOP IT, SAM.
[ GROANS ]
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COME ON!
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SO, WE HAVE THE OFFICE
ALL TO OURSELVES?
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WELL,
IT LOOKS THAT WAY.
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WOW.
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SO, DO YOU WANT TO PUT
OUR BUTTS ON THE COPIER
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AND E‐MAIL COPIES
TO EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING?
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NO. THAT'S CHILDISH.
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YEAH. YOU'RE RIGHT.
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SO, DO YOU WANT TO DO IT?
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HOW ABOUT
WE JUST FOCUS ON THIS PROJECT
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SO WE CAN GET HOME
BEFORE MIDNIGHT?
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WOW. REALLY?
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WE ARE NOT
HIGH‐SCHOOL KIDS
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THAT GET A FREE PASS
WHEN THE TEACHER IS OUT.
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OH, GOSH!
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YOU ARE SO OLD‐ACTING!
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[ Hoarsely ] WELL,
I GUESS THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
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WHEN YOU SPEND ALL THAT TIME
WITH YOUR MA AND GRANDMA.
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YOU BECOME GRANDBOY‐GIRL.
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THAT'S NOT A WORD.
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[ Normal voice ]
NO, IT'S A DESCRIPTION.
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OF WHAT?
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OF YOU.
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DO YOU WANT
A DESCRIPTION OF YOU?
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BRING IT.
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GO TO THE COPIER,
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TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR BUTT,
AND LOOK AT IT,
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AND THAT'S A DESCRIPTION
OF YOU!
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I'LL DO THAT,
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AND THEN I'LL E‐MAIL IT
TO EVERYONE IN THE BUILDING!
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NO! SAM!
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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY
DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS
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CAN WE GO NOW?
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WE'RE ALMOST DONE.
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[ SIGHS ]
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I TELL YOU,
I DON'T KNOW THAT I LIKE
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THIS WHOLE
WORKING‐LATE THING.
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WHY NOT?
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IT'S SO...
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[British accent]
MIDDLE‐CLASS.
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WELL, IF YOU DON'T START,
YOU'RE GOING TO BE
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[British accent]
POOR CLASS.
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[ Normal voice ]
WHATEVER.
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I'M TOO CUTE TO BE POOR.
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[ Normal voice ]
OH, YEAH,
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'CAUSE CUTE KIDS
CAN'T LIVE ON THE STREETS.
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NOT WITH A GIFT
LIKE MINE.
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[ SIGHS ]
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I know
I'm gonna regret this.
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WHAT GIFT IS THAT?
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AH.
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THE GIFT OF MAKING WOMEN
SPEND THEIR MONEY...
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WHILE CALLING ME PAPA.
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DO I HAVE TO LISTEN
TO THIS?
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OH!
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I'M JUST JOKING AROUND.
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YOU'RE SO UPTIGHT.
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CAN I RUB
YOUR SHOULDIES?
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SURE.
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RIGHT AFTER
I BREAK YOUR FINGER!
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AAH!
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HEY!
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I WAS TRYING TO BE NICE!
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YOU'RE ONLY NICE
WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING.
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I RESENT THAT!
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WHATEVER!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I'M GONNA TELL YOU SOMETHING
RIGHT NOW!
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YOU KNOW,
TH‐‐ TH‐‐ THAT...SHIRT
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LOOKS REALLY NICE ON YOU.
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SAM.
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NO!
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NO, IT ‐‐
IT LOOKS SO NICE!
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I MEAN, THAT COLOR
REALLY HIDES THE PIT STAINS.
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IT'S REALLY GREAT.
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WHAT DO YOU WANT, SAM?
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I DON'T WANT ANYTHING.
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OH, YOU WANT SOMETHING.
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NO, I DON'T!
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YOU DON'T HAVE MONEY.
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[ Chuckling ]
I KNOW I DON'T.
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[ Normal voice ]
BUT DO YOU?
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SAM.
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COME ON, DANNY!
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I JUST ‐‐ I JUST NEED
TO BORROW A FEW BUCKS.
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HOW MUCH
IS "A FEW BUCKS"?
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BOO‐BOOP!
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$300.
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WAIT.
RENT IS DUE!
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[ Chuckling ] OF COURSE.
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SAM!
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[ Normal voice ] WHAT?
I DON'T HAVE IT, OKAY?
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YOU ARE THE WORST.
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HOW AM I THE WORST?
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YOU NEVER HAVE THE RENT!
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YES, I DO!
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NO, YOU DON'T!
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I...
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DO!
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I HAVE IT!
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IT JUST GETS SPENT
ON OTHER "TINGS."
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WAIT.
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I HOPE YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE
MONEY TO COVER YOU THIS TIME.
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NO, I DON'T.
WELL, GOOD.
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BUT IF YOU DO,
THAT'D BE SO COOL.
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SO, CAN YOU?
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SAM, I CAN'T COVER YOU
THIS TIME.
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WHY NOT?
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MY MOTHER.
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WHAT ABOUT HER?
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I WAS GONNA TREAT HER
TO A SPA DAY.
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YEAH, WE'RE GONNA GET
MANI/PEDIS.
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UH...
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NOTHING ABOUT MANI/PEDI
SAYS [Deep voice] MANNY.
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WOULD YOU JUST STOP IT?
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[ Normal voice ] YOUR MOTHER
SHOULD HAVE HAD A GIRL.
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YEAH!
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AND YOUR MOTHER
SHOULD HAVE HAD A HUMAN.
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[ CHUCKLES ] VERY FUNNY...
MY LITTLE BOY/GIRL.
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YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS MONEY,
SO GET BACK TO WORK!
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[ SIGHS ]
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THAT IS SO LAME!
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TAKING YOUR MOMMY
TO THE S‐S‐S‐SPA.
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IT'S THE ONLY PLACE
WHERE I CAN RELAX.
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AND WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?
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OKAY?
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'CAUSE I'VE BEEN
GETTING BETTER.
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I HAVEN'T BEEN PARTYING...
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SAM.
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...AS MUCH.
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OH, MAN.
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NO, NO! YOU COME ON!
YOU TELL THE TRUTH!
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WHAT? I AM!
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NO, YOU'RE NOT!
I HAVEN'T BEEN PARTYING AS MUCH!
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I CUT BACK!
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SAM.
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[ STAMMERS ] NO! NO!
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I DID! SAY IT!
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SAY IT!
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SAY IT!
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SAY IT!
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OKAY!
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YOU HAVE CUT BACK.
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BUT IT'S NOT ENOUGH.
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THANK YOU.
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BUT IT'S STILL
CUTTING YOUR CHECK BACK.
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COME ON, DANNY.
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I JUST NEED YOU TO REALLY
HELP ME OUT THIS MONTH.
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AAH!
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OKAY.
HOW MUCH ARE YOU SHORT?
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$300.
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[ SIGHS ] OKAY.
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GIVE ME THE $400.
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WHAT?
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YOU WANT ME TO COVER IT,
SO GIVE ME THE MONEY.
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WHOA!
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WHAT DO YOU WANT
THIS $400 FOR?
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RENT IS $1,400 A MONTH.
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MM‐HMM.
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$700 FOR YOU,
$700 FOR ME.
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YOU'RE SHORT $300,
THEN GIVE ME THE $400!
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I THINK THAT MEANS
I GIVE YOU THE NOTHING!
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YOU ARE HOPELESS.
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OKAY, OKAY!
OKAY. FINE.
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JUST LET ME KEEP 100 BUCKS
FOR THE TWINS' PARTY.
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THAT'S FOUR BOOBS!
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[four]
THAT'S FOREPLAY.
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I TELL YOU WHAT.
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WHAT?
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I'LL MAKE YOU A BET.
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I'LL GIVE YOU $700
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IF YOU CAN SPEND
AN ENTIRE WEEKEND
AT THE APARTMENT.
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"WHAIT."
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I'M "WHAITING."
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$700?
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MM‐HMM.
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I'LL COVER THE ENTIRE RENT
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IF YOU CAN SPEND AN ENTIRE
WEEKEND AT THE APARTMENT.
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[ STAMMERS ]
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DEAL.
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AND IF YOU LOSE,
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NOT ONLY
DO YOU HAVE TO ASK MARIANNA
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FOR AN ADVANCE ON YOUR PAY,
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BUT I GET TO PUT YOU
ON A BUDGET.
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AND YOU HAVE TO SIGN
A DEAL
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THAT SAYS YOU AGREE
TO LET YOUR CHECK
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GET DEPOSITED
DIRECTLY INTO MY ACCOUNT
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FOR THE NEXT SIX MONTHS.
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SO, I'M GIVING YOU THE MONEY
SO THAT WAY YOU CAN TRACK IT
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AND MAKE SURE
IT GOES TOWARDS RENT?
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PRETTY MUCH, YEAH.
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WHAT?!
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I PUT YOU ON A BUDGET!
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I CAN'T BE
ON ONE OF YOUR BUDGETS!
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WHY NOT?
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LOOK AT YOU!
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YOU'RE SO...SMALL!
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I MEAN, YOU COULD LIVE
OFF OF BIRDSEED AND DAISIES!
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HAIR BRAIDS
AND SLEEPOVERS!
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I'M A MAN'S MAN.
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[ Western accent ]
I NEED STEAK.
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FUNDS.
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CRIME.
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A LIFE JUST ON THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE TRACKS.
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YOU ARE NOT THAT GUY.
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YOU NEED THE RENT.
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[ Normal voice ]
OKAY, DEAL.
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COOL.
THE BET STARTS NOW.
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BAM!
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
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I'M GONNA WIN.
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I'M GON‐‐ HEY!
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ARE WE CLEAR
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ON THE GROUND RULES
OF THIS BET?
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YES.
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AHP, AHP, AHP!
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JUST TO MAKE SURE.
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YOU CAN'T LEAVE
FROM NOW UNTIL MONDAY MORNING.
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WHAT IF THERE'S A FIRE?
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YOU CAN LEAVE
FOR EMERGENCIES.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
257
00:11:12,979 --> 00:11:15,549
THIS IS GONNA BE A BREEZE.
258
00:11:15,549 --> 00:11:18,184
I DON'T HAVE TO LEAVE
THE APARTMENT
259
00:11:18,184 --> 00:11:19,886
TO HAVE A GOOD TIME.
260
00:11:19,886 --> 00:11:24,224
AND YOU CAN'T BRING
THE PARTY TO YOU!
261
00:11:24,224 --> 00:11:26,326
AAH!
262
00:11:26,326 --> 00:11:27,594
YOU GOT ME.
263
00:11:30,396 --> 00:11:34,668
JUST GONNA BE
YOU AND ME ALONE...
264
00:11:36,469 --> 00:11:40,006
...FOR THE ENTIRE
WEEKEND!
265
00:11:40,006 --> 00:11:41,942
WHAT ARE WE? MARRIED?
266
00:11:44,477 --> 00:11:45,512
COME ON!
267
00:11:45,512 --> 00:11:46,647
PBHT!
268
00:11:46,647 --> 00:11:49,082
SST!
SST!
269
00:11:49,082 --> 00:11:50,584
PBHT!
PBHT!
270
00:11:50,584 --> 00:11:51,585
[ CHUCKLES ] [ CHUCKLES ]
271
00:11:51,585 --> 00:11:53,419
YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE.
272
00:11:55,455 --> 00:11:58,725
YOU'RE NOT MY TYPE,
EITHER.
273
00:11:58,725 --> 00:12:00,801
MY TYPE IS A GIRL.
274
00:12:02,569 --> 00:12:05,839
WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
MY TYPE IS A GIRL, TOO!
275
00:12:05,839 --> 00:12:07,941
IS IT?
276
00:12:07,941 --> 00:12:10,544
IS IT, MR. MANI/PEDI?
277
00:12:12,145 --> 00:12:14,280
MEN DO THAT ALL THE TIME.
278
00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:18,218
YEAH. WO‐MEN.
279
00:12:19,920 --> 00:12:21,522
COME ON.
280
00:12:21,522 --> 00:12:23,256
I SAID I WAS IN.
281
00:12:23,256 --> 00:12:27,293
AND THIS IS GONNA BE THE EASIEST
700 BUCKS I'VE EVER MADE.
282
00:12:27,293 --> 00:12:28,962
EXCEPT FOR THAT ONE TIME
IN TIJUANA.
283
00:12:30,597 --> 00:12:33,700
WHO KNEW
GOATS COULD RUN SO FAST?
284
00:12:35,736 --> 00:12:38,271
[ SIGHS ] COME ON.
285
00:12:38,271 --> 00:12:40,907
LET'S SHAKE ON IT.
286
00:12:40,907 --> 00:12:44,177
OKAY. WAIT.
287
00:12:44,177 --> 00:12:45,646
ARE YOUR FINGERS CROSSED?
288
00:12:45,646 --> 00:12:48,882
NO.
289
00:12:48,882 --> 00:12:52,085
YES, THEY ARE!
290
00:12:52,085 --> 00:12:53,086
HA HA!
291
00:12:53,086 --> 00:12:55,188
OKAY. YOU GOT ME.
292
00:12:58,358 --> 00:12:59,860
NOW YOUR LEGS
ARE CROSSED.
293
00:13:01,568 --> 00:13:04,370
NOTHING GETS BY YOU.
294
00:13:08,174 --> 00:13:10,677
NOW YOUR EYES
ARE CROSSED?
295
00:13:13,479 --> 00:13:17,250
YOU ARE SO SMART.
296
00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:19,319
LET'S SHAKE ON IT.
297
00:13:19,319 --> 00:13:21,855
DEAL.
298
00:13:21,855 --> 00:13:26,860
OOH.
DAY ONE STARTS NOW.
299
00:13:26,860 --> 00:13:28,862
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
300
00:13:47,013 --> 00:13:49,716
GOING SOMEWHERE?
301
00:13:49,716 --> 00:13:53,720
COME ON, MAN!
302
00:13:53,720 --> 00:13:55,722
GO ON. LEAVE.
303
00:13:57,758 --> 00:14:01,367
I WASN'T!
304
00:14:01,367 --> 00:14:03,870
THEN WHAT WERE
YOU DOING?
305
00:14:03,870 --> 00:14:06,372
WHAT I WAS DOING
306
00:14:06,372 --> 00:14:11,077
WAS A‐NOT A‐GOING...
ANYWHERE!
307
00:14:12,846 --> 00:14:15,716
WHY NOT?
308
00:14:15,716 --> 00:14:17,918
[ GASPS ]
309
00:14:17,918 --> 00:14:20,220
YOU THINK
I CAN'T WIN THIS BET!
310
00:14:20,220 --> 00:14:23,524
[ LAUGHS ]
I KNOW YOU CAN'T!
311
00:14:23,524 --> 00:14:26,226
YES, I CAN!
312
00:14:26,226 --> 00:14:27,528
GO ON, SAM.
313
00:14:27,528 --> 00:14:29,996
GO ON.
314
00:14:29,996 --> 00:14:32,398
NO!
315
00:14:32,398 --> 00:14:34,968
YOU ARE NOT
THE BOSS OF ME!
316
00:14:36,503 --> 00:14:38,438
NO.
317
00:14:38,438 --> 00:14:40,707
BUT THE NIGHT LIFE IS.
318
00:14:42,375 --> 00:14:43,910
AND IT'S NIGHT.
319
00:14:43,910 --> 00:14:48,348
AND IT'S FILLED WITH
A WHOLE LOT OF LIFE!
320
00:14:48,348 --> 00:14:49,683
AND, OH!
321
00:14:49,683 --> 00:14:51,117
IT'S ‐‐
IT'S CALLING YOU.
322
00:14:51,117 --> 00:14:52,118
OH?
323
00:14:52,118 --> 00:14:56,723
[ Singsong voice ] SAM.
324
00:14:56,723 --> 00:15:00,300
SOUNDS LIKE THAT GOAT ‐‐
SHEEP FROM TIJUANA.
325
00:15:01,935 --> 00:15:03,336
NO!
326
00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:05,739
NO! YOU ARE NOT
WINNING THIS!
327
00:15:05,739 --> 00:15:07,273
[ Normal voice ]
I ALREADY WON.
328
00:15:07,273 --> 00:15:08,775
NO, YOU DIDN'T.
329
00:15:08,775 --> 00:15:10,711
SAM, YOU WERE GONNA LEAVE
THE APARTMENT.
330
00:15:10,711 --> 00:15:14,280
BUT I DIDN'T!
331
00:15:14,280 --> 00:15:16,216
BUT YOU WANTED TO.
332
00:15:16,216 --> 00:15:19,620
THERE IS A BIG DIFFERENCE
BETWEEN WANTING TO
333
00:15:19,620 --> 00:15:24,157
AND...DOING TO.
334
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:29,395
BUT YOU WANT TO DO TONIGHT.
LITERALLY.
335
00:15:30,931 --> 00:15:32,899
I DESPISE YOU!
336
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:34,935
YEAH?
337
00:15:34,935 --> 00:15:36,637
WELL,
THE NIGHT LIFE IS CALLING,
338
00:15:36,637 --> 00:15:37,671
AND, OH!
339
00:15:37,671 --> 00:15:39,740
YOU KNOW
WHAT IT'S SAYING?
340
00:15:39,740 --> 00:15:44,277
[ Singsong voice ]
SAM.
341
00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:48,348
NEVER LOOK A GIFT SHEEP
IN THE MOUTH!
342
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:49,883
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
343
00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:58,559
MM, MM, MM!
I CAN COOK.
344
00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:01,301
GOOD MORNING.
345
00:16:01,301 --> 00:16:02,468
GOOD MORNING.
346
00:16:02,468 --> 00:16:03,737
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
347
00:16:03,737 --> 00:16:07,741
OH, JUST ENJOYING ME
SOME BREAKFAST!
348
00:16:07,741 --> 00:16:10,310
OH, THAT'S GREAT.
I AM STARVING.
349
00:16:10,310 --> 00:16:12,613
OH, SORRY.
350
00:16:12,613 --> 00:16:15,616
THERE WAS ONLY
ENOUGH FOOD FOR ME.
351
00:16:15,616 --> 00:16:18,118
WHAT?!
352
00:16:19,285 --> 00:16:20,654
OH!
353
00:16:23,056 --> 00:16:24,057
YOU DIDN'T!
354
00:16:25,158 --> 00:16:26,159
OH!
355
00:16:26,159 --> 00:16:28,629
SORRY.
WE'RE OUT OF FOOD.
356
00:16:28,629 --> 00:16:31,031
YOU'RE GONNA BE OUT OF BREATH
IN A FEW SECONDS!
357
00:16:31,031 --> 00:16:32,298
HEY. HEY!
358
00:16:32,298 --> 00:16:33,834
YOU STOP IT!
YOU STOP IT!
359
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:36,002
STOP IT!
360
00:16:36,002 --> 00:16:37,971
IT'S UNFAIR, DANNY!
361
00:16:37,971 --> 00:16:39,873
WELL,
YOU GOT TO EAT,
362
00:16:39,873 --> 00:16:43,777
SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO OUT
AND GET SOMETHING?
363
00:16:45,579 --> 00:16:47,347
YOU DON'T KNOW ME,
DO YOU?
364
00:16:47,347 --> 00:16:50,183
YES, I DO.
365
00:16:50,183 --> 00:16:53,987
NOT IF YOU THINK FOOD
IS GONNA MAKE ME LOSE THIS BET.
366
00:16:53,987 --> 00:16:57,791
I CAN DO WITHOUT.
367
00:16:59,993 --> 00:17:04,805
BUT CAN YOU DO
WITHOUT BECKY?
368
00:17:06,707 --> 00:17:08,675
DANNY!
369
00:17:08,675 --> 00:17:11,578
YEAH,
SHE CALLED LAST NIGHT.
370
00:17:11,578 --> 00:17:12,713
AND SHE SAID
371
00:17:12,713 --> 00:17:14,247
HER FRIEND FROM
[Swedish accent] SWEDEN
372
00:17:14,247 --> 00:17:15,381
[Normal voice]
IS IN TOWN,
373
00:17:15,381 --> 00:17:18,919
AND THEY WANT TO RIDE
ON THE SAM TRAIN.
374
00:17:18,919 --> 00:17:20,721
[ CHUCKLES ]
375
00:17:20,721 --> 00:17:24,525
YOU HAVE JUST HIT
BELOW THE BELT.
376
00:17:24,525 --> 00:17:27,360
THAT'S WHERE
SHE WANTS TO HIT.
377
00:17:32,733 --> 00:17:34,535
SO, YOU KNOW,
THEY'VE BEEN OUT ALL NIGHT,
378
00:17:34,535 --> 00:17:38,605
AND, UH,
THEY ARE WAITING TO SEE YOU.
379
00:17:38,605 --> 00:17:40,507
YOU ARE GOING TO HELL!
380
00:17:42,475 --> 00:17:44,377
I'VE LIVED WITH YOU
FOR MONTHS, SAM,
381
00:17:44,377 --> 00:17:47,447
AND I'M ALREADY IN HELL.
382
00:17:47,447 --> 00:17:49,415
COME ON, DANNY!
383
00:17:49,415 --> 00:17:51,685
YOU WANT ME TO JUST STAY
IN THE APARTMENT ALL WEEKEND?
384
00:17:51,685 --> 00:17:52,953
YES.
385
00:17:52,953 --> 00:17:54,454
WHY?
386
00:17:54,454 --> 00:17:56,723
[ Sobbing ]
WHY ARE WE DOING THIS?
387
00:17:56,723 --> 00:18:00,126
BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO.
388
00:18:00,126 --> 00:18:03,336
YOU CAN LEAVE
ANY TIME YOU WANT TO.
389
00:18:03,336 --> 00:18:05,471
FINE.
390
00:18:05,471 --> 00:18:06,673
FINE.
391
00:18:06,673 --> 00:18:09,109
I'M LEAVING RIGHT NOW.
392
00:18:09,109 --> 00:18:10,777
GO ON.
393
00:18:10,777 --> 00:18:12,779
NO.
394
00:18:12,779 --> 00:18:14,247
[ GROANS ]
[ DOOR CLOSES ]
395
00:18:14,247 --> 00:18:15,248
I'M STAYING.
396
00:18:15,248 --> 00:18:18,652
ARGH!
397
00:18:18,652 --> 00:18:20,654
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
398
00:18:24,257 --> 00:18:28,328
ONLY 18 MORE HOURS.
399
00:18:28,328 --> 00:18:31,264
WHO ARE
YOU TALKING TO?
400
00:18:31,264 --> 00:18:36,302
I WAS TALKING TO...GOD?
401
00:18:36,302 --> 00:18:40,507
GOD?
DOES HE EVEN KNOW YOU?
402
00:18:40,507 --> 00:18:42,743
YOU'RE CUTE.
403
00:18:42,743 --> 00:18:45,278
LITTLE AND CUTE.
404
00:18:45,278 --> 00:18:47,648
I'M SORRY.
405
00:18:47,648 --> 00:18:49,516
WHAT DID YOU ASK GOD?
406
00:18:49,516 --> 00:18:53,386
I ASKED HIM TO SMOTE YOU DOWN
IN THE FIERY FURNACE!
407
00:18:55,589 --> 00:18:57,457
SAM, LISTEN.
408
00:18:57,457 --> 00:19:00,734
GO ON OUT.
I KNOW THIS IS HARD FOR YOU.
409
00:19:00,734 --> 00:19:02,302
WHAT'S HARD?
410
00:19:02,302 --> 00:19:04,037
STAYING IN THE APARTMENT
ALL WEEKEND.
411
00:19:04,037 --> 00:19:05,038
GO ON.
412
00:19:05,038 --> 00:19:07,173
IT'S NOT HARD.
413
00:19:07,173 --> 00:19:09,710
IT'S NOT?
MNH‐MNH.
414
00:19:09,710 --> 00:19:14,147
STAYING IN THE APARTMENT
WITH YOU IS HARD!
415
00:19:14,147 --> 00:19:16,049
SAM, I'M YOUR FRIEND.
416
00:19:16,049 --> 00:19:17,183
NO, YOU'RE NOT.
417
00:19:17,183 --> 00:19:18,418
YES, I AM.
418
00:19:18,418 --> 00:19:20,587
YOU LOCKED ME
IN HERE WITH YOU!
419
00:19:20,587 --> 00:19:23,323
THAT'S NOT A FRIEND,
DANNY!
420
00:19:23,323 --> 00:19:25,158
I WAS JUST TRYING
TO SHOW YOU
421
00:19:25,158 --> 00:19:27,994
THAT YOU CAN LIVE YOUR LIFE
WITHOUT DISTRACTIONS.
422
00:19:27,994 --> 00:19:29,195
HUH.
423
00:19:29,195 --> 00:19:32,165
I LIKE DISTRACTIONS.
424
00:19:32,165 --> 00:19:34,334
I'M HERE FOR YOU.
425
00:19:35,536 --> 00:19:37,003
YOU DON'T HAVE BOOBS.
426
00:19:39,072 --> 00:19:41,642
WELL, IF IT'S TOO MUCH FOR YOU,
THEN JUST GO ON OUT.
427
00:19:41,642 --> 00:19:44,144
BECKY CALLED,
AND THEY'RE DOWNSTAIRS.
428
00:19:46,179 --> 00:19:48,181
[ GASPS ]
429
00:19:49,783 --> 00:19:50,851
Y‐‐
430
00:19:50,851 --> 00:19:53,153
YOU ARE SO EVIL!
431
00:19:54,354 --> 00:19:55,889
I THINK I HEAR
THE HORN BLOWING.
432
00:19:55,889 --> 00:19:57,123
OH.
433
00:19:58,191 --> 00:20:00,326
I CAN'T! I CAN'T!
434
00:20:00,326 --> 00:20:02,068
I C‐‐
435
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,537
I'M COMING, BECKY!
436
00:20:03,537 --> 00:20:05,606
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
437
00:20:10,010 --> 00:20:12,579
[ DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ]
438
00:20:12,579 --> 00:20:14,681
GO ON.
439
00:20:14,681 --> 00:20:16,049
NO!
440
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:17,684
GO ON!
441
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:19,920
NO!
SAM, REALLY.
442
00:20:19,920 --> 00:20:23,323
GO ON.
I WANT YOU TO HANG OUT.
443
00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:24,490
REALLY?
444
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:26,760
REALLY.
445
00:20:26,760 --> 00:20:28,061
[ CHUCKLES ]
THANKS, DANNY.
446
00:20:28,061 --> 00:20:30,564
[ SIGHS ]
447
00:20:30,564 --> 00:20:31,932
[ SIGHS ]
448
00:20:31,932 --> 00:20:33,867
AH!
I WON THE BET!
449
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:40,240
YOU ARE SO WRONG!
450
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,676
AND I'M GONNA HAVE
SO MUCH FUN!
451
00:20:44,645 --> 00:20:47,681
THE BEST $700
I NEVER WON.
452
00:20:49,683 --> 00:20:51,417
[ Chanting ]
B‐E‐C‐K‐Y.
453
00:20:51,417 --> 00:20:53,286
WHY? BECAUSE I CAN.
AND I'M GONNA.
454
00:20:56,189 --> 00:20:58,158
I HOPE
YOU CATCH SOMETHING...
455
00:21:00,393 --> 00:21:03,103
...AT THAT NEXT
GOAT RACE!
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