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WHEW! I'M SO TIRED!
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OH, NO! NO, NO, FLOYD!
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NOW IS NOT THE TIME
TO SIT DOWN.
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GRANDMA,
WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE?
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I DON'T KNOW.
WHAT DOES IT READ ON THE BOX?
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IT SAYS, "KI‐TCHEN."
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THAT'S KITCHEN.
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THEN THAT'S
WHERE IT SHOULD GO.
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UH, UH,
I DON'T THINK SO.
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WHY?
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'CAUSE IT'S TOILET TISSUE.
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FLOYD, WHY DID YOU WRITE
THE WRONG THING ON THAT BOX?
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BECAUSE I'M TIRED!
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IT'S 3:00 A. M.!
IT'S PAST MY BEDTIME!
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I CAN'T EVEN SEE STRAIGHT!
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YEAH, MISS HATTIE.
HE HAS A POINT.
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3:00 A. M. ‐‐
IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME?
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[ LAUGHS ] REALLY?
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OH, OLD PEOPLE.
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YES. DOOFUS.
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WELL, EVEN THOUGH IT IS LATE,
MISS HATTIE,
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I'VE HAD SO MUCH FUN
HELPING YOU.
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OH, YOU WOULD.
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MARIANNA,
YOU'RE SO RIGHT.
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I KNOW.
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I want her dead!
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WELL, SAY THAT
A LITTLE CLOSER TO HER,
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AND YOU'LL
ACCOMPLISH THAT.
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MAMA,
CAN WE GO HOME NOW?
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OH, NO, BABY!
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WE GOT TO GET
THIS SPRING CLEANING DONE!
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IT'S 3:00 A. M.!
AND?
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LINDA'S RIGHT. YOU SHOULDN'T BE
PUSHING ALL THIS HARD.
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OH, SHUT UP, FLOYD!
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Y'ALL JUST
A BUNCH OF WEAK ASSES.
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WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE ‐‐
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All: WE KNOW!
I KNOW!
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ALL THEM DAMN STORIES.
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JUST BECAUSE YOU WORKED
WITH HARRIET TUBMAN...
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...DOESN'T MEAN
WE GOT TO PULL
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THE WHOLE
UNDERGROUND RAILROAD TONIGHT.
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FLOYD,
YOU CAN'T DO NOTHING RIGHT!
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LOOK AT THIS HERE FLOOR!
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IT AIN'T EVEN CLEAN!
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I'M WORKING ON IT!
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
YOU NEED TO GET ON OUT THE WAY.
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MOVE ON OUT ‐‐
WHOA!
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OHH! OHH!
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OH, HATTIE!
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MAMA.
GRANDMA.
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MAMA, SAY SOMETHING!
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I'VE FALLEN
AND I CAN'T GET UP!
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HATTIE,
ARE YOU OKAY?
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BABY, CALL THE AMBULANCE.
OKAY.
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NO, DON'T CALL
NO AMBULAINCH!
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MAMA,
IT'S THE AMBULANCE.
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WELL,
IT'S GONNA BE AN AMBULAINCH
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IF I'VE GOT TO
PAY THAT DAMN BILL!
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MAMA, YOU'RE HURT.
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NO, I'M FINE!
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HELP ME GET UP FROM HERE.
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OH, GRANDMA, HERE ‐‐
I'LL HELP YOU UP.
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NO!
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YOU CAN'T MOVE HER.
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WHY?
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BECAUSE
SHE'S A FOSSIL.
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SHE'S RIGHT.
WE CAN'T CALL THE AMBULAINCH.
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WE NEED TO CALL
AN ARCHAEOLOGIST.
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STOP IT, FLOYD!
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NO. OKAY,
MARIANNA'S RIGHT.
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IF SHE'S REALLY HURT BAD,
AND WE MOVE HER,
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THEN [Laughing]
SHE COULD GET WORSE.
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[ LAUGHS ]
TRUST ME. I KNOW.
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IF THAT'S THE CASE,
I'LL MOVE HER.
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NO, FLOYD! MOVE!
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DON'T YOU TOUCH
MY GRANDMOTHER!
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WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO
MOVE HER.
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SHE WAS RIGHT HERE.
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WHOA!
WHOA!
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DANNY!
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MAMA!
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ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?!
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WHAT THE HELL
YOU YELLING FOR?!
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I'M NOT DEAF!
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BUT I'M SURE GONNA NEED
AN UMBRELLA
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BY THE TIME YOU
GET THROUGH SPITTING ON ME!
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OH, MAMA.
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MISS HATTIE, PLEASE,
ARE YOU OKAY?
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I'M FINE!
I KEEP TELLING Y'ALL THAT!
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HELP ME GET UP!
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DAMN, SAM!
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MISS ‐‐ MISS HATTIE,
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I DON'T THINK
THIS IS A GOOD IDEA.
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HELP ME UP!
[ GRUNTS ]
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GIRL, DON'T BE PULLING ON
MY LEG LIKE THAT!
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WHAT DID YOU EAT?
EVERYTHING?
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WHAT DID YOUR MAMA EAT?
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WHATEVER SHE ATE.
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MAMA,
I'M CALLING THE AMBULANCE.
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NO, GIRL! NO!
MAMA!
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I'M SORRY, HATTIE.
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JUST GET ME HOME, PLEASE.
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MAMA, YOU NEED TO
GO TO THE DOCTOR.
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IF YOU MENTION THAT DOCTOR
ONE MORE AGAIN,
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YOU'RE GONNA NEED HIM.
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MISS HATTIE,
HOW ARE YOU FEELING?
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WELL,
I‐I FEELS A LITTLE DIZZY.
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AAH!
WHOA!
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OOH!
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GET YOUR HAND
OFF MY GRANDMOTHER'S BOOB!
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SORRY. IT'S LIKE
AN ANCIENT MAGNET...
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STONEHENGE.
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THIS IS NOT GOOD.
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MISS HATTIE, WE NEED TO
GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL.
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AND YOU NEED TO GO TO
THE "HAIR‐PITAL."
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OKAY, THIS ‐‐
THIS IS NOT GOOD.
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THAT IS NOT NICE,
MISS HATTIE.
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DO YOU HAVE INSURANCE?
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YES. I DO.
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WELL, IF I HAD IT,
I WOULD GO.
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THAT'S NO REASON
TO NOT GET TREATED.
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I'M NOT GOING!
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COME ON. MISS HATTIE,
JUST ‐‐ JUST SIT HERE.
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I'M FINE! I'M FINE!
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JUST GET OUT OF THE WAY!
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OH!
WHOA!
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OH! WHOA!
Floyd: CATCH HER.
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OH! OH!
STAY WITH IT.
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GET ON THE GOOD FOOT.
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OH! OH!
OH! WHOA!
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CAREFUL,
SHE'S TOP‐HEAVY.
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OH! OH!
OH!
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HEY, SIT HER DOWN.
AAH!
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OH! OH!
OH!
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OH, WHEE!
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MY BACK Y'ALL.
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OH, THAT'S MY BACK!
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MAMA, I TOLD YOU WE SHOULDN'T
BE IN THIS DINER THIS LATE.
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NOTHING GOES RIGHT
AFTER YOU'VE BEEN
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WORKING
ALL THESE LONG HOURS.
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WELL, IT DEPENDS
WHAT KIND OF JOB YOU HAVE.
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WINK.
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GET YOUR HAND
OFF MY GRANDMOTHER'S LEG!
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ARE YOU COMFORTABLE?
YES.
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HATTIE, I'M SO SORRY.
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YEAH,
YOU SHOULD BE SORRY,
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MAKING ME HURT MYSELF,
FLOYD.
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DID Y'ALL
CLEAN UP THE DINER?
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YES. YES.
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DID YOU DO A GOOD JOB?
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YES, MAMA. WE DID.
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OKAY. THAT'S GOOD.
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NOW WE HAVE TO
GO TO WORK,
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BUT THE SECOND SHIFT
WILL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
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SO WE'LL SEE YOU
TOMORROW, ALL RIGHT?
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DO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
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NO, I'M FINE.
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OKAY. BYE.
OKAY.
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BYE.
BYE, HATTIE.
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UH, LINDA!
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YES, MAMA?
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UH, BABE, COULD YOU
GET ME ANOTHER PILLOW?
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YOU ALREADY HAVE
A PILLOW, MAMA.
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I WANT ANOTHER ONE.
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NO. NO. NOT THERE.
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I WANT IT FOR MY FEET.
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YEAH.
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OKAY, WATCH MY LEGS.
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DON'T HURT MY LEGS.
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OKAY.
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[ CHUCKLES ] OKAY?
OKAY.
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OKAY. BYE.
BYE‐BYE.
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UH, LINDA!
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UH, BABE,
COULD YOU GET ME A BLANKET?
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YES.
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THANK YOU.
THERE YOU GO.
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YOU'RE WELCOME.
ALL RIGHT. THANK YOU.
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YOU'RE WELCOME!
OKAY.
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OKAY. BYE.
BYE‐BYE.
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UH, LINDA!
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YES, MAMA?
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UH, BABE, DID YOU
CLEAN THAT ATTIC FOR ME?
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YES, MAMA. I DID.
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YEAH, THAT'S MY GIRL.
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OH, THAT'S GOOD. YEAH.
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YOU KNOW I WOULD'VE HELPED YOU,
BUT I FEEL SO BAD.
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OKAY. BYE.
OKAY.
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BYE.
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UH, UH, FLOYD!
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YES?
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OH.
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FLOYD, COULD YOU
GET ME A DRINK OF WATER?
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THERE'S WATER RIGHT THERE,
HATTIE.
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BUT, FLOYD,
I CAN'T REACH THAT GLASS.
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COULD YOU ‐‐
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COULD YOU GET IT FOR ME?
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YOU COULD STAND TO
DO SOME CRUNCHES.
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OH, OH, FLOYD, UH...
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I‐I WOULD HOLD IT,
BUT I'M SO WEAK.
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I JUST FEEL SO BAD.
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WHERE DO YOU
WANT ME TO PUT IT?
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JUST PUT IT
RIGHT THERE FOR ME, FLOYD.
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YEAH.
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THANK YOU, FLOYD.
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YOU'RE SO WELCOME.
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OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
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BYE‐BYE.
BYE‐BYE.
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BYE‐BYE.
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UH, LINDA!
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UH, FLOYD!
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YES?! YES?!
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OHH, Y'ALL HOLLERED
SO LOUD.
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THAT JUST
MADE ME FEEL SO BAD.
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UH, UH, FLOYD, LINDA,
COULD YOU TURN THE HEAT UP?
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IT'S A LITTLE SHILLY
IN HERE.
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MAMA, DON'T CUSS AT US!
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I SAID A LITTLE SHILLY.
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CHILLY.
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OKAY, BUT AFTER THAT,
WE HAVE TO GO.
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OKAY, I'LL BE FINE.
GO AHEAD. GO AHEAD.
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ALL RIGHT.
ALL RIGHT.
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OKAY, BYE.
BYE‐BYE.
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OH.
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HEY,
WHAT'S HAPPENING?
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HEY, WE'RE...HERE.
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YEAH. YEAH.
AND WE'RE....
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TRYING TO
GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.
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Y'ALL ARE IN HELL NOW,
OKAY?
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THAT WOMAN IN THERE
IS THE DEVIL.
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REALLY?
WHOA. WHOA. STOP IT.
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GRANDMA IS SWEET.
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UH, SWEETS
GIVE YOU CAVITIES.
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UH, FLOYD, LINDA!
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SHE'S CALLING YOU GUYS.
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I KNOW YOU BASTARDS
HEAR ME IN THERE!
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Good luck, son.
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WE GOT TO GO,
ALL RIGHT?
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MOVE.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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HOW HARD CAN THIS BE?
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00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:35,602
Hattie: UH, HELP!
244
00:10:45,612 --> 00:10:48,749
UH, FLOYD, LINDA!
245
00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:51,251
THEY'RE GONE, GRANDMA!
246
00:10:51,251 --> 00:10:52,753
BABE, COME IN HERE
AND TALK WITH ME.
247
00:10:52,753 --> 00:10:56,056
MAKING ME HOLLER
IS JUST MAKING ME FEEL SO BAD.
248
00:11:00,060 --> 00:11:00,834
HEY, GRANDMA.
249
00:11:00,834 --> 00:11:02,068
HEY.
250
00:11:02,068 --> 00:11:03,136
HOW ‐‐ HOW ARE YOU?
251
00:11:03,136 --> 00:11:05,105
I FEEL FAIR TO MIDDLING.
252
00:11:06,507 --> 00:11:08,842
[ As Hattie ] WELL,
YOU LOOKING GOOD, GIRL.
253
00:11:08,842 --> 00:11:10,176
OH, HO.
254
00:11:10,176 --> 00:11:13,313
NOW, SAM,
QUIT TRYING TO COME ON TO ME.
255
00:11:13,313 --> 00:11:16,382
YOU KNOW I CAN'T HELP IT.
256
00:11:16,382 --> 00:11:18,852
MM!
OH, KEEP ON GOING.
257
00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:20,787
YOU KNOW I GETS WELL
REAL QUICK.
258
00:11:20,787 --> 00:11:23,657
[ CHUCKLES ] I KNOW.
259
00:11:23,657 --> 00:11:25,926
[ Normal voice ]
SO I'M JUST KIDDING.
260
00:11:27,561 --> 00:11:29,195
CAN WE GET YOU ANYTHING?
261
00:11:29,195 --> 00:11:30,664
OH, NO, BABY.
I'M JUST FINE.
262
00:11:30,664 --> 00:11:32,733
I THINK I GOT
EVERYTHING I NEED RIGHT HERE.
263
00:11:32,733 --> 00:11:35,068
I WAS ABOUT TO
TAKE A NAP.
264
00:11:35,068 --> 00:11:37,037
OKAY. WELL,
YOU GO ON AND DO THAT.
265
00:11:37,037 --> 00:11:39,372
AND IF YOU NEED ANYTHING,
WE'RE RIGHT IN THE KITCHEN.
266
00:11:39,372 --> 00:11:40,406
OKAY, BABE.
267
00:11:40,406 --> 00:11:42,475
OH, YOU'RE ALL
SO KIND TO ME.
268
00:11:42,475 --> 00:11:44,044
YOU KNOW,
YOU ARE SOME GOOD BOYS.
269
00:11:44,044 --> 00:11:46,713
[ BOTH CHUCKLE ]
WE TRY TO BE.
270
00:11:46,713 --> 00:11:48,248
I LOVE YOU.
271
00:11:48,248 --> 00:11:50,717
OH, I LOVE YOU, TOO,
GRANDMA!
272
00:11:50,717 --> 00:11:51,918
[ CHUCKLES ]
273
00:11:55,288 --> 00:11:59,125
OH.
MY GRANDMA IS SO SWEET.
274
00:11:59,125 --> 00:12:00,561
YEAH.
275
00:12:00,561 --> 00:12:02,703
IN AN OLD MOTHER HUBBARD
KIND OF WAY.
276
00:12:04,070 --> 00:12:05,806
UH, DANNY!
277
00:12:07,874 --> 00:12:11,111
WHY DOES SHE
KEEP CALLING ME?
278
00:12:11,111 --> 00:12:12,846
SAM!
279
00:12:12,846 --> 00:12:14,147
YES, GRANDMA?
280
00:12:14,147 --> 00:12:17,017
UH, BABE, COULD YOU
GET ME THAT HEATING PAD?
281
00:12:17,017 --> 00:12:19,786
OH, THE ONE YOU
LET ME USE?
282
00:12:19,786 --> 00:12:21,888
YEAH, BABY.
WHERE IS IT?
283
00:12:21,888 --> 00:12:24,124
I COULDN'T BRING IT.
284
00:12:24,124 --> 00:12:25,892
WELL, WHY NOT?
285
00:12:25,892 --> 00:12:28,895
IT SURE WOULD MAKE MY BACK
FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
286
00:12:28,895 --> 00:12:30,030
[ CHUCKLES ]
287
00:12:30,030 --> 00:12:31,397
SAM USED IT.
288
00:12:34,635 --> 00:12:37,771
WELL,
WHAT YOU DO THAT FOR?
289
00:12:37,771 --> 00:12:39,906
LET'S JUST SAY
A LITTLE HEAT
290
00:12:39,906 --> 00:12:42,709
CAN MAKE THE NIGHT
LAST A LITTLE LONGER.
291
00:12:45,045 --> 00:12:47,714
WELL, LET'S JUST SAY
A LITTLE DISINFECTANT
292
00:12:47,714 --> 00:12:49,215
WILL MAKE MY HEATING PAD
293
00:12:49,215 --> 00:12:51,417
COME RIGHT BACK
WHERE IT BELONGS.
294
00:12:53,286 --> 00:12:55,088
GRANDMA, PLEASE.
295
00:12:55,088 --> 00:12:57,090
THAT'S THE SAME THING
HE GOIN' SAY.
296
00:12:57,090 --> 00:12:59,593
[ CHUCKLES ]
297
00:12:59,593 --> 00:13:00,767
JUST REST.
298
00:13:00,767 --> 00:13:02,268
OKAY, Y'ALL GO AHEAD.
299
00:13:02,268 --> 00:13:03,770
I'M GONNA REST.
300
00:13:07,407 --> 00:13:09,910
UH, SAM!
301
00:13:09,910 --> 00:13:13,647
YE‐E‐S?
302
00:13:13,647 --> 00:13:16,116
COULD YOU
RUB MY BACK FOR ME?
303
00:13:16,116 --> 00:13:20,621
IT WOULD MAKE ME
FEEL SO MUCH BETTER.
304
00:13:20,621 --> 00:13:23,624
AS LONG AS
YOUR BACK'S NOT YOUR FRONT.
305
00:13:26,059 --> 00:13:29,229
IF THIS WAS A "CHOOSE
YOUR OWN ADVENTURE" BOOK...
306
00:13:29,229 --> 00:13:31,932
I'M GONNA CHOOSE TO
GO BACK TO PAGE 27
307
00:13:31,932 --> 00:13:34,200
AND BE WITH
A GIRL NAMED BAMBI.
308
00:13:41,174 --> 00:13:42,909
UH, SAM!
309
00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:44,410
DANNY!
310
00:13:46,547 --> 00:13:48,381
HEY, GRANDMA.
HEY.
311
00:13:48,381 --> 00:13:51,451
BABE, COULD YOU PASS ME
THAT REMOTE CONTROL?
312
00:13:51,451 --> 00:13:55,455
IT'S RIGHT THERE.
313
00:13:55,455 --> 00:13:57,257
WELL, GIVE IT TO ME.
314
00:13:59,192 --> 00:14:02,068
I'D LIKE TO
GIVE IT TO YOU.
315
00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:03,704
WELL, COME ON.
316
00:14:03,704 --> 00:14:06,372
[ CHUCKLES ]
I'M JUST KIDDING.
317
00:14:06,372 --> 00:14:08,875
I'M NOT.
OH.
318
00:14:08,875 --> 00:14:11,645
WELL, YOU ‐‐ YOU SAID
YOU THREW YOUR BACK OUT.
319
00:14:11,645 --> 00:14:13,547
YEAH, BUT YOU CAN HELP ME
THROW IT BACK IN.
320
00:14:13,547 --> 00:14:15,481
[ GROANS ]
OH!
321
00:14:15,481 --> 00:14:16,883
SAM, STOP IT!
322
00:14:16,883 --> 00:14:18,585
HEY.
323
00:14:18,585 --> 00:14:20,687
H‐HERE YOU GO, GRANDMA.
324
00:14:20,687 --> 00:14:22,055
THANK YOU. YEAH.
325
00:14:22,055 --> 00:14:24,825
YOU STAY OFF
THOSE PAY CHANNELS.
326
00:14:24,825 --> 00:14:25,959
[ CHUCKLES ]
327
00:14:25,959 --> 00:14:28,361
Y'ALL GO AHEAD,
AND I'M GONNA GET SOME REST.
328
00:14:28,361 --> 00:14:29,830
OKAY.
OKAY.
329
00:14:29,830 --> 00:14:32,065
[ SIGHS ]
330
00:14:32,065 --> 00:14:35,669
I HATE TO SEE HER LIKE THIS
'CAUSE SHE KEEPS CALLING ME!
331
00:14:35,669 --> 00:14:38,539
[ As Hattie ] YEAH.
332
00:14:40,240 --> 00:14:43,076
[ SIGHS ]
I HOPE SHE'LL BE OKAY.
333
00:14:43,076 --> 00:14:45,278
NO.
334
00:14:46,847 --> 00:14:49,750
[ Whining ] BECAUSE OLD PEOPLE
USUALLY DIE WHEN THEY FALL.
335
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:51,885
[ CHUCKLES ]
336
00:14:51,885 --> 00:14:53,019
DON'T SAY THAT.
337
00:14:53,019 --> 00:14:54,588
[ Normal voice ]
IT'S THE TRUTH.
338
00:14:54,588 --> 00:14:57,357
DON'T SAY THAT.
I LOVE MY GRANDMOTHER.
339
00:14:59,025 --> 00:15:00,460
Hattie: UH, DANNY!
340
00:15:00,460 --> 00:15:03,937
WHY DOES SHE KEEP
CALLING US?!
341
00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:04,871
WHOA.
342
00:15:04,871 --> 00:15:06,006
IF THE FALL
DIDN'T KILL HER,
343
00:15:06,006 --> 00:15:08,642
CALLING YOU
EVERY FIVE MINUTES WILL.
344
00:15:08,642 --> 00:15:10,310
UH, DANNY!
345
00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:15,081
WHAT IS IT, GRANDMA?
[ SIGHS ]
346
00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,717
UH, BABY,
YOU DON'T NEED TO
347
00:15:16,717 --> 00:15:18,919
WEAR THEM
TIGHT‐ASS PANTS NO MORE.
348
00:15:20,621 --> 00:15:23,890
THEY LOOK LIKE THEY
TAKING YOUR BLOOD PRESSURE.
349
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:26,492
THAT'S GONNA MAKE YOU
FEEL SO BAD.
350
00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:29,763
YES, MA'AM.
351
00:15:36,870 --> 00:15:40,073
YOU THINK WE SHOULD GO HOME?
NO!
352
00:15:42,509 --> 00:15:43,409
HI.
HI.
353
00:15:43,409 --> 00:15:45,345
OH, SH‐‐
354
00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:49,816
SAM. DANNY.
HEY.
355
00:15:49,816 --> 00:15:52,018
WHAT ARE YOU GUYS
DOING HERE?
356
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:55,589
WE THOUGHT YOU WERE
SUPPOSED TO BE HOME
WITH YOUR GRANDMOTHER?
357
00:15:55,589 --> 00:15:59,025
NO, YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE
BACK BY 6:00.
358
00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:02,969
WELL...WE WERE BUSY.
359
00:16:02,969 --> 00:16:06,106
RIGHT?
360
00:16:06,106 --> 00:16:08,809
THERE IS NOBODY HERE.
361
00:16:08,809 --> 00:16:11,845
WAIT A SECOND.
362
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:14,615
WHAT KIND OF GAME
YOU PLAYING?
363
00:16:14,615 --> 00:16:18,051
[ Chuckling ]
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, SAM?
364
00:16:18,051 --> 00:16:21,354
[ LAUGHS SARCASTICALLY ]
365
00:16:21,354 --> 00:16:23,824
YOU LEFT US THERE
ON PURPOSE!
366
00:16:25,191 --> 00:16:30,330
[ Sarcastically ] NO, SAM,
MY MOM WOULDN'T DO THAT.
367
00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:31,497
[ CHUCKLES ]
368
00:16:31,497 --> 00:16:33,266
OKAY.
369
00:16:33,266 --> 00:16:35,335
YOUR GRANDMA
IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
370
00:16:37,403 --> 00:16:39,339
AND YOU JUST
LEFT US THERE WITH HER?
371
00:16:39,339 --> 00:16:41,241
THAT IS SO WRONG!
372
00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:44,477
NO. BUT WHAT'S WRONG
IS THAT YOU SHOULD BE
THERE WITH HER NOW!
373
00:16:46,246 --> 00:16:49,349
HEY, WE HAD TO!
374
00:16:49,349 --> 00:16:51,184
IT WAS EITHER THAT...
375
00:16:51,184 --> 00:16:52,853
or kill her.
376
00:16:54,555 --> 00:16:56,356
LOOK, ALL OF THIS
IS WRONG.
377
00:16:56,356 --> 00:16:58,825
WE ALL NEED TO
GO BACK AND HELP GRANDMA.
378
00:16:58,825 --> 00:17:00,901
RIGHT.
379
00:17:00,901 --> 00:17:02,703
FINE.
380
00:17:08,408 --> 00:17:09,543
COME ON!
381
00:17:11,177 --> 00:17:12,212
WE'RE COMING.
WE'RE COMING.
382
00:17:20,587 --> 00:17:22,022
REALLY, MAMA?
383
00:17:23,857 --> 00:17:26,192
Y'ALL ARE JUST HORRIBLE.
384
00:17:30,396 --> 00:17:33,233
SAM! DANNY!
385
00:17:33,233 --> 00:17:35,702
FLOYD! LINDA!
386
00:17:35,702 --> 00:17:39,506
I GOT TO USE THE BATHROOM!
387
00:17:39,506 --> 00:17:42,976
MAKING ME HOLD IT
MAKE ME FEEL SO BAD!
388
00:17:45,078 --> 00:17:48,882
CAN Y'ALL HEAR ME?
389
00:17:48,882 --> 00:17:51,918
AIN'T NOBODY HERE.
I'LL DO IT BY MYSELF.
390
00:18:04,437 --> 00:18:05,939
WHERE IS SHE?
391
00:18:05,939 --> 00:18:07,407
I DON'T KNOW!
392
00:18:07,407 --> 00:18:09,776
WE LEFT HER
HERE ON THE SOFA.
393
00:18:09,776 --> 00:18:11,411
OH, NO, DO YOU THINK
SOMETHING HAPPENED
394
00:18:11,411 --> 00:18:12,679
AND SHE
CALLED THE AMBULANCE?
395
00:18:12,679 --> 00:18:14,247
PLEASE.
396
00:18:16,116 --> 00:18:18,251
YOUR GRANDMOTHER WOULD
DRIVE HERSELF TO THE HOSPITAL
397
00:18:18,251 --> 00:18:20,220
BEFORE
SHE CALLED AN AMBERLANCE.
398
00:18:21,688 --> 00:18:22,723
I'M WORRIED.
399
00:18:22,723 --> 00:18:25,125
HEY, COME ON.
MAYBE SHE'S UPSTAIRS.
400
00:18:25,125 --> 00:18:27,427
SHE COULDN'T GET UP THERE
BY HERSELF. SHE'S HURT.
401
00:18:27,427 --> 00:18:29,129
OR IS SHE?
402
00:18:31,565 --> 00:18:35,769
ARE YOU THINKING
THE SAME THING I'M THINKING?
403
00:18:35,769 --> 00:18:38,539
MARIANNA?
404
00:18:39,940 --> 00:18:41,608
NO.
405
00:18:41,608 --> 00:18:44,010
SHE WOULDN'T.
406
00:18:44,010 --> 00:18:45,378
YES, SHE WOULD.
407
00:18:45,378 --> 00:18:46,847
WELL, WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?
408
00:18:46,847 --> 00:18:48,715
SHE'S FAKING!
409
00:18:48,715 --> 00:18:50,951
NO!
410
00:18:50,951 --> 00:18:54,020
Both: YES!
411
00:18:54,020 --> 00:18:55,622
LISTEN...
412
00:18:55,622 --> 00:18:58,291
I KNOW FAKING
WHEN I HEAR IT.
413
00:18:58,291 --> 00:18:58,959
OKAY.
414
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:00,801
SAM, STOP IT.
415
00:19:00,801 --> 00:19:04,538
I'M SORRY.
416
00:19:04,538 --> 00:19:06,106
WELL, LOOK,
I GAVE HER PLENTY OF WATER.
417
00:19:06,106 --> 00:19:08,041
MAYBE SHE'S JUST UPSTAIRS
USING THE BATHROOM.
418
00:19:08,041 --> 00:19:10,176
OH, IF MY MAMA
IS FAKING IT...
419
00:19:10,176 --> 00:19:11,477
[ TOILET FLUSHING ]
420
00:19:11,477 --> 00:19:12,145
YOU HEAR THAT?
OH! HIDE! HIDE!
421
00:19:12,145 --> 00:19:13,847
SHH!
422
00:19:17,951 --> 00:19:19,753
[ HUMMING ]
423
00:19:19,753 --> 00:19:22,422
♪♪ OKAY ♪♪
424
00:19:22,422 --> 00:19:24,591
♪♪ I'VE GOT MY ATTIC CLEANED ♪♪
425
00:19:24,591 --> 00:19:26,192
♪♪ YES, I DO ♪♪
426
00:19:26,192 --> 00:19:28,161
♪♪ I GOT ‐‐ ♪♪
All: BUSTED!
427
00:19:28,161 --> 00:19:30,897
UH‐HUH!
428
00:19:30,897 --> 00:19:33,166
PRAISE GOD! IT'S A MIRACLE!
429
00:19:42,743 --> 00:19:44,745
MAMA,
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!
430
00:19:44,745 --> 00:19:47,514
YOU'VE BEEN FAKING
AND HAVING US RUNNING
AROUND HERE LIKE CRAZY,
431
00:19:47,514 --> 00:19:49,249
BACK FROM THE DINER,
THEN TO COME OVER TO THE HOUSE,
432
00:19:49,249 --> 00:19:51,217
GOING BACK AND FORTH,
RUNNING AROUND CRAZY!
433
00:19:51,217 --> 00:19:53,353
WHY, MAMA?!
434
00:19:53,353 --> 00:19:56,422
ALL YOUR TALKING
MADE ME FEEL SO BAD.
435
00:19:58,992 --> 00:20:01,134
WELL, HURRY UP!
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!
436
00:20:03,136 --> 00:20:05,539
WHAT WE DO?
437
00:20:05,539 --> 00:20:06,540
[ SIGHS ]
438
00:20:06,540 --> 00:20:08,308
OH! SHE MAKES ME SO MAD.
439
00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:10,043
YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS
ONE DAY, MOM!
440
00:20:10,043 --> 00:20:11,477
OH, DAMN!
441
00:20:11,477 --> 00:20:13,346
OOH!
OH!
442
00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:16,650
Hattie:
OHH! MY BACK!
443
00:20:16,650 --> 00:20:17,584
OHH.
444
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:19,152
GRANDMA,
YOU'RE FAKING IT!
445
00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:20,721
[ CHUCKLES ]
446
00:20:20,721 --> 00:20:22,523
DANNY,
Y'ALL COME HELP ME GET UP.
447
00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:24,691
I CAN'T MOVE FOR REAL
THIS TIME.
448
00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:27,327
YOU ALREADY TRIED
THAT LIE, MAMA.
449
00:20:27,327 --> 00:20:30,797
[ Jamaican accent ]
HATTIE, YOU ARE JA‐FAKING.
450
00:20:30,797 --> 00:20:33,266
I'M NOT PLAYING.
I'M TELLING Y'ALL THE TRUTH.
451
00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:34,668
HELP ME GET UP!
452
00:20:34,668 --> 00:20:36,970
HEY,
LET'S GO SEE A MOVIE!
453
00:20:36,970 --> 00:20:39,205
YEAH, UH,
WITH MY FAVORITE ACTOR,
454
00:20:39,205 --> 00:20:40,507
UH, KEVIN FAKIN'!
455
00:20:40,507 --> 00:20:42,442
[ LAUGHTER ]
456
00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,144
NICE ONE, SAM.
457
00:20:44,144 --> 00:20:47,047
Y'ALL, DON'T LEAVE ME
DOWN HERE BY MYSELF.
458
00:20:47,047 --> 00:20:48,381
DANNY!
459
00:20:48,381 --> 00:20:50,817
BYE, MAMA.
460
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:53,820
DANNY! FLOYD!
Y'ALL COME HELP ME GET UP.
461
00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:55,421
HATTIE, YOU TRIPPIN'.
462
00:20:59,693 --> 00:21:02,636
I NEED SOME HELP.
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