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Linda: MAMA.
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MAMA!
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WHERE IS SHE?
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MAMA!
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DO YOU HEAR ME
CALLING YOU?
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YEAH,
I HEAR YOU CALLING ME.
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THEN WHY DIDN'T
YOU ANSWER?
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'CAUSE WHATEVER YOU HAVE TO SAY
IS NOT IMPORTANT TO ME.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT?
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BECAUSE WHAT'S IMPORTANT
TO ME
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IS RIGHT HERE ON THIS TABLE
AND IN THIS PAPER.
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WELL, THIS PAPER
IS IMPORTANT TO YOU.
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WELL, IF THAT PAPER AIN'T GOT
NO DEAD PRESIDENTS ON IT,
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IT'S NOT IMPORTANT TO ME.
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MAMA,
YOU KNOW IT'S THAT TIME.
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GIRL, I AIN'T SEEN THAT TIME
IN ABOUT 30 YEARS NOW!
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I SURE TO GOD
DON'T MISS IT NEITHER.
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IT'S TIME
FOR YOUR ANNUAL PHYSICAL.
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OH, YOU CAN FORGET THAT.
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WHY DO WE GO THROUGH THIS
EVERY YEAR?
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GO THROUGH WHAT?
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I TELL YOU IT'S TIME
FOR YOUR ANNUAL PHYSICAL,
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AND YOU SAY,
"YOU CAN FORGET THAT."
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THEN I HAVE TO DRAG YOU
DOWN TO THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
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YEAH, BUT I'M READY FOR YOU
THIS TIME.
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WELL, GOOD.
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I'M READY FOR YOU TO TRY
AND DRAG ME DOWN THERE.
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WHAT?
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I'M GOING
STRAIGHT UP THEM STAIRS
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AND RIGHT UPSIDE YOUR CRANIUM
IF YOU TOUCH ME!
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YOU ARE GOING
TO THE DOCTOR.
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I AM YOUR MOTHER!
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YOU ARE GOING
TO THE DOCTOR.
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I DON'T WANT
TO GO DOWN THERE.
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WHY NOT?
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BECAUSE I DON'T WANT
THEM PEOPLE POKING AND PULLING
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AND RAISING UP MY DRESS
AND SQUEEZING ME.
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OOH.
THAT TURNED ME ON THERE.
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MAMA!
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THAT'S JUST SICK.
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I'M NOT GOING DOWN THERE.
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YES, YOU ARE.
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NO, I'M NOT!
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I GET SICK OF THEM PEOPLE
PULLING AND TUGGING
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AND CARRYING ON ON ME.
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AND I'VE GOT TO PAY THEM
FOR THAT FOOLISHNESS?!
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SOMETHING JUST AIN'T RIGHT
ABOUT THAT THERE.
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BESIDES,
I USED TO HAVE PEOPLE TO PAY
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TO DO THOSE TYPE THINGS
TO ME.
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YOU GOING.
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BET I DON'T.
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BET YOU DO.
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BET I DON'T.
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BET YOU DO.
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BET I DON'T, DON'T.
BET ‐‐
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BET YOU DO, DO.
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I BET YOU I DON'T, DO,
AND DON'T AGAIN!
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I BET YOU WILL, WILL,
AND BETTER COME ON!
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OH, SHE THINKS SHE DONE
SAID SOMETHING THERE.
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SLAP THE TASTE OUT YO MOUTH.
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HI, FLOYD.
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[ Monotone ]
HI, MISS VIVIAN.
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HOW ARE YOU?
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WELL, I JUST GOT
TERRIBLE NEWS.
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OH, NO.
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WHAT IS IT?
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MY HORSE, OLD GIRL...
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MM‐HMM.
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...THE ONE THAT WON THE DERBY
A FEW YEARS AGO.
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OH, YEAH.
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WELL, I JUST GOT WORD
SHE'S GOT CANCER.
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AND THEY'RE ASKING ME
TO PUT HER DOWN.
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[ Normal voice ] OH, NO!
THAT IS SO SAD!
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THIS IS GONNA BE
SO DIFFICULT.
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IT'S ALL RIGHT.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.
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BUT YOU'LL GET THROUGH IT.
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OH.
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I SURE HOPE SO.
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YOU'LL GET THROUGH IT.
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BUT THE HORSE WON'T.
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WELL, ANYWAY...
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THEY'RE GONNA
PUT HER TO SLEEP TOMORROW,
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SO I'M GONNA DRIVE
UP THERE.
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AH.
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OLD GIRL
WAS A GREAT HORSE.
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YEAH, SHE WAS.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
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I WON QUITE A LOT OF MONEY
WITH HER.
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SHE WAS FAST.
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YOUR MAMA FAST.
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I WASN'T TALKING
ABOUT YOU...
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THIS TIME.
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I'M NOT GOING!
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YES, YOU ARE.
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I AM NOT GOING!
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MAMA, YOU HAVE TO GO
TO THE DOCTOR.
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LOOK, I DONE TOLD YOU
ONE TIME.
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NOW, THAT'S THE END
OF THIS HERE DISCUSSION.
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NO, IT'S NOT.
THIS CONVERSATION IS NOT OVER.
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LOOK, YOU LIVE IN MY HOUSE,
YOU EATS MY FOOD,
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AND YOU WORK FOR ME.
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YOU MY CHILD,
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AND YOU THINK
YOU'RE JUST GONNA STAND THERE
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AND TALK TO ME LIKE THAT?
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WHAT'S GOING ON?
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SHE WON'T GO
TO THE DOCTOR.
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IS SOMETHING WRONG?
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NO, SERIOUSLY.
IS SHE DYING?
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NOTHING HAS TO BE WRONG
TO GO TO THE DOCTOR.
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YES, IT DOES.
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NO, IT DOESN'T.
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WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU OLD PEOPLE?
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IT'S CALLED
PREVENTATIVE MEDICINE.
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WELL,
PREVENTATIVE MEDICINE
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IS "BROKE‐A‐TIVE" POCKETS.
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AND, LOOK,
WE DON'T GO TO THE DOCTOR
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UNLESS SOMETHING IS MANGLED,
TANGLED UP,
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TWISTED OFF, OR SHOT OFF.
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THAT'S RIGHT, FLOYD.
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WE DON'T GO TO THE DOCTOR
UNLESS WE'RE SICK.
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THIS IS AN ANNUAL PHYSICAL,
UNCLE FLOYD.
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AND?
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WOULD YOU DRIVE YOUR CAR
WITHOUT CHECKING THE OIL?
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HELL, I DID THAT
THIS MORNING.
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WOULD YOU RIDE A BIKE
WITHOUT CHECKING THE TIRES?
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WOULD YOU PAY $10,000
TO RIDE ON THE HANDLEBARS?
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NO. BUT WHAT DOES THAT
HAVE TO DO WITH THIS?
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I RODE IN AN AMBULANCE,
AND I GOT THE INVOICE ‐‐
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IT WAS FOR $10,000.
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HATTIE, YOU SHOULD GO
FOR THAT PHYSICAL.
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IF Y'ALL
DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE,
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IT'S ABOUT TO GET PHYSICAL
UP IN HERE!
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THAT YOU CAN HELP YOU
HEAD OFF ANYTHING THAT'S WRONG.
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IT'S A GOOD THING TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON IN YOUR BODY.
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IF I WANT TO KNOW
WHAT'S GOING ON IN MY BODY,
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I TAKES AN ENEMA.
[ FLOYD GAGS ]
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HATTIE!
CUSTOMERS.
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ENEMA! ENEMA!
ENEMA! ENEMA!
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ENEMA!
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SHE'S JUST SAYING,
"ANY M'OTHER ‐‐
[enema]
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ANY M'OTHER OF Y'ALL
WANT ANYTHING ELSE TO EAT?"
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I'M NOT GOING
TO THE DOCTOR!
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YOU SHOULD GO.
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WHY DON'T YOU
GO SOMEWHERE?
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WELL, IT'S A GOOD THING
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THAT I JUST GOT
A GREAT BIG INSURANCE CHECK,
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AND I'LL BE REOPENING
MY DINER SOON.
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AND YOU WON'T HAVE ME
TO PUSH AROUND ANYMORE.
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I DON'T WANT
TO PUSH YOU AROUND ANYMORE.
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I WANTS TO PUSH YOUR ASS
OFF A CLIFF.
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UNCLE FLOYD, TALK TO HER.
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I DON'T SPEAK
GRUMPY.
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OH, HATTIE,
IT'S NOT SUCH A BAD THING.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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I MET MY, UH...
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THIRD HUSBAND
AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
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YOU SURE
IT WASN'T A FREE CLINIC?
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UNH‐UNH.
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D‐‐ RIGHT NOW ‐‐
IN THE CAR.
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YOU DON'T TELL ME
WHAT TO DO.
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I BET YOU DON'T GET HER
IN THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE.
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YOU WANT TO BET?
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LINDA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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CALLING THE "I,"
THE "R," AND THE "S."
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LINDA, YOU PUT THAT PHONE DOWN
RIGHT NOW!
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THEN LET'S GO TO THE DOCTOR ‐‐
NOW!
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FINE.
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AND GET THAT HIP RESET
WHEN YOU GET THERE!
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HI, FLOYD.
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HI, GORGEOUS.
HI, FLOYD.
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OH.
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"HI, GORGEOUS"
WASN'T FOR ME?
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NOW, YOU KNOW DAMN WELL
I WASN'T TALKING TO YOU.
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GO SIT DOWN.
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WELL, HOW COME
I CAN NEVER GET
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ONE
OF THOSE AWESOME COMPLIMENTS?
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YOU WON'T
'CAUSE YOU WEAR TURTLENECKS.
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WHERE'S MY MOM?
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OH. SHE TOOK YOUR GRANDMOTHER
TO THE DOCTOR.
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WHAT?
I‐IS SHE OKAY?
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YEAH.
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SHE'S JUST GETTING
HER ANNUAL PHYSICAL.
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SHE'S GONNA BE JUST FINE.
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I'LL SAY.
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SHE HAS THE STRENGTH
OF AN OX.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW?
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HE SLEPT WITH HER.
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WHAT?!
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I DID NOT.
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SO, THAT'S
WHAT YOU'RE INTO.
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IF IT'S A WOMAN,
HE'S INTO IT.
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YES, I AM.
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WELL, THERE WAS
THAT ONE TIME WITH THOSE ‐‐
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WILL YOU STOP IT?!
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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YOU'RE MAKING ME LOOK BAD
IN FRONT OF MY NEW BOSS.
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YOU ALREADY MADE YOURSELF
LOOK BAD.
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HOW?
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YOU SPOKE.
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HEY, HEY. HEY.
WHAT DID THE DOCTOR SAY?
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I DON'T WANT
TO TALK ABOUT IT.
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HELLO, HATTIE.
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YOU GO TO HELL.
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GUYS,
I'LL BE BACK.
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I'M GONNA MAKE
A QUICK PHONE CALL.
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DON'T TAKE
TOO LONG.
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OKAY.
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HEY, EVERYBODY.
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Danny: HEY.
Drew: HI.
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IS ‐‐ IS GRANDMA
ALL RIGHT?
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YES. THEY FOUND
A FEW THINGS ON THE X‐RAYS,
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AND THEY WANT TO RUN SOME TESTS,
BUT THAT'S ALL.
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AND SHE FREAKED OUT.
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Vivian: OHH.
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THAT'S HOW WE FOUND IT
WITH OLD GIRL.
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WAIT.
WHO'S OLD GIRL?
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THAT'S HER HORSE.
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THEY'RE GONNA HAVE
TO PUT HER DOWN.
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SHE'S GOT CANCER.
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I'M SO SORRY
TO HEAR THAT.
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OLD GIRL IS DYING.
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IT'S SO SAD.
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SHE HAS CANCER?
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AND I JUST CAN'T BEAR IT!
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OH, GOD!
I'M DYING!
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IT'S GOING
TO BE OKAY.
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IS THERE A WILL?
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YEAH, THERE'S A WILL, BUT
YOU AIN'T GETTING A DAMN THING!
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FLOYD,
THAT IS NOT FUNNY!
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STOP IT, UNCLE FLOYD.
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CAN'T THEY JUST
PUT HER OUT TO PASTURE?
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SAM, YOU WANT TO PUT ME
OUT TO PASTURE?!
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AND KEEP HER SUFFERING?
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NO, I'M WITH MISS VIVIAN ‐‐
PUT HER OUT OF HER MISERY.
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STOP THE SUFFERING.
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MY OWN DAUGHTER?!
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SHE RAN A GOOD RACE.
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00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:51,552
WHY IS THE RED‐HAIRED DEVIL
THE ONLY ONE TAKING UP FOR ME?
240
00:10:51,552 --> 00:10:54,888
SHE RAN FOR A LONG TIME.
241
00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:59,359
THAT IS SO SAD.
242
00:10:59,359 --> 00:11:01,334
WHAT IS SO SAD?
243
00:11:01,334 --> 00:11:05,839
HER HORSE IS DYING ‐‐
OLD GIRL IS DYING.
244
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:08,909
OH, NO.
I'M SO SORRY.
245
00:11:08,909 --> 00:11:11,344
I GOT TO GET MY LIFE TOGETHER.
246
00:11:11,344 --> 00:11:13,379
I GOTS TO GET MY LIFE TOGETHER.
247
00:11:13,379 --> 00:11:15,682
WELL, LISTEN,
I NEED TO GO BIBLE STUDY.
248
00:11:15,682 --> 00:11:16,817
SO I'LL PRAY FOR HER.
249
00:11:16,817 --> 00:11:18,018
Vivian: THANK YOU.
250
00:11:18,018 --> 00:11:20,420
OH, CAN I GO TO BIBLE STUDY
WITH YOU?
251
00:11:22,155 --> 00:11:24,424
YOU WANT TO GO
TO BIBLE STUDY?
252
00:11:25,992 --> 00:11:27,928
YES.
253
00:11:27,928 --> 00:11:29,530
REALLY?
254
00:11:29,530 --> 00:11:31,832
YES!
255
00:11:31,832 --> 00:11:33,900
WHY ARE YOU
SO SURPRISED?
256
00:11:37,538 --> 00:11:38,705
[ GASPS ]
257
00:11:38,705 --> 00:11:42,208
DON'T YOU TOUCH ME,
YOU DEVIL.
258
00:11:42,208 --> 00:11:43,510
THE REASON WE SURPRISED
259
00:11:43,510 --> 00:11:45,311
IS BECAUSE, THE LAST TIME
YOU WERE IN CHURCH,
260
00:11:45,311 --> 00:11:46,947
YOU SAID
BEFORE YOU COME BACK TO CHURCH,
261
00:11:46,947 --> 00:11:48,448
HELL
WOULD HAVE TO FREEZE OVER.
262
00:11:48,448 --> 00:11:49,883
OH, FLOYD.
263
00:11:49,883 --> 00:11:51,384
YOU'RE SUCH A KIDDER.
264
00:11:53,086 --> 00:11:55,789
AND YOU SO HANDSOME,
TOO.
265
00:11:57,524 --> 00:12:00,226
WHAT THE WHAT?
266
00:12:00,226 --> 00:12:02,536
LOOK, EVERYBODY
JUST ORDER WHAT YOU LIKE.
267
00:12:02,536 --> 00:12:04,270
IT'S ON ME.
268
00:12:04,270 --> 00:12:06,306
ARE YOU READY
TO GO?
269
00:12:06,306 --> 00:12:07,407
I'M READY TO GO,
DAUGHTER.
270
00:12:07,407 --> 00:12:08,441
LET'S GO.
271
00:12:08,441 --> 00:12:11,377
OKAY, MAMA.
272
00:12:11,377 --> 00:12:12,679
GO ON TO THE CAR.
273
00:12:12,679 --> 00:12:14,280
YES, I'M GONNA GO WAIT
IN THE CAR.
274
00:12:14,280 --> 00:12:15,516
PRAISE GOD.
275
00:12:17,317 --> 00:12:19,419
OH, MY.
276
00:12:19,419 --> 00:12:22,288
WHAT HAS GOTTEN
INTO GRANDMA?
277
00:12:22,288 --> 00:12:23,423
OH, THAT'S CRACK.
278
00:12:25,659 --> 00:12:27,060
OH. OKAY.
279
00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:29,563
YOU GUYS,
I THINK SHE OVERHEARD YOU GUYS
280
00:12:29,563 --> 00:12:31,331
TALKING
ABOUT THE HORSE DYING.
281
00:12:31,331 --> 00:12:32,799
SHE THINKS SHE'S DYING.
282
00:12:32,799 --> 00:12:34,434
OH, NO.
[ CHUCKLES ]
283
00:12:34,434 --> 00:12:35,902
I HAVE TO GO TELL HER.
284
00:12:35,902 --> 00:12:37,470
NO, NO, NO, NO. NO.
285
00:12:37,470 --> 00:12:39,139
NO.
286
00:12:39,139 --> 00:12:41,374
FLOYD, IT WOULD BE CRUEL
TO NOT TELL HER.
287
00:12:41,374 --> 00:12:42,676
I AGREE.
288
00:12:47,347 --> 00:12:49,616
YOU TWO HAD BETTER STOP SMILING
AND TELL GRANDMA.
289
00:12:49,616 --> 00:12:50,817
WAIT, BABY.
290
00:12:50,817 --> 00:12:52,018
I'VE BEEN TRYING TO GET HER
291
00:12:52,018 --> 00:12:53,954
TO GO TO CHURCH WITH ME
FOR YEARS.
292
00:12:53,954 --> 00:12:55,789
I MAY NOT TELL HER
RIGHT AWAY.
293
00:12:58,224 --> 00:13:02,503
OOH! I AM SO GLAD
I'M NOT A PART OF THIS FAMILY.
294
00:13:02,503 --> 00:13:04,070
NOT FOR LACK OF TRYING.
295
00:13:06,607 --> 00:13:09,710
AND, YES, I'M GLAD YOU'RE NOT
A PART OF THIS FAMILY, TOO.
296
00:13:12,278 --> 00:13:14,147
MAMA!
297
00:13:14,147 --> 00:13:15,849
I DON'T THINK
THIS IS A GOOD THING TO DO.
298
00:13:15,849 --> 00:13:17,350
WELL, IT'S DONE, BABY.
299
00:13:18,952 --> 00:13:21,387
IT'S OKAY.
300
00:13:21,387 --> 00:13:23,456
IT'S PAYBACK TIME.
301
00:13:32,365 --> 00:13:34,034
HEY, MAMA.
302
00:13:34,034 --> 00:13:35,502
HEY, BABY.
303
00:13:35,502 --> 00:13:37,370
WHAT'S
GOING ON?
304
00:13:37,370 --> 00:13:38,605
I DON'T KNOW.
305
00:13:38,605 --> 00:13:40,040
YOUR GRANDMOTHER WANTED
TO TALK TO ALL OF US.
306
00:13:40,040 --> 00:13:43,544
WELL, I'M NOT
IN THIS FAMILY.
307
00:13:43,544 --> 00:13:45,478
NEITHER AM I.
308
00:13:45,478 --> 00:13:48,649
ME NEITHER.
309
00:13:48,649 --> 00:13:51,284
WELL, SHE WANTED
ALL OF YOU HERE.
310
00:13:53,219 --> 00:13:54,955
WAIT.
311
00:13:54,955 --> 00:13:56,523
YOU STILL DIDN'T TELL HER.
312
00:13:56,523 --> 00:13:58,024
NO.
313
00:13:58,024 --> 00:14:01,502
BUT I WILL.
314
00:14:01,502 --> 00:14:04,805
BABY, SHE'S BEEN SO NICE.
315
00:14:04,805 --> 00:14:08,609
SHE'S BEEN PRAYING WITH ME
AND GOING TO CHURCH.
316
00:14:10,043 --> 00:14:11,344
SHE SMILED AT ME.
317
00:14:14,347 --> 00:14:16,717
ARE YOU SURE
SHE'S NOT DYING FOR REAL?
318
00:14:19,019 --> 00:14:21,287
[ SOMBER MUSIC PLAYS ]
319
00:14:25,892 --> 00:14:27,961
HELLO, FAMILY.
320
00:14:30,330 --> 00:14:31,565
HEY, GRANDMA.
321
00:14:31,565 --> 00:14:33,934
WHY ARE YOU
DRESSED LIKE THAT?
322
00:14:33,934 --> 00:14:36,436
THIS IS
MY HOLY ROBE.
323
00:14:36,436 --> 00:14:39,272
I'M GOING
TO BE BAPTIZED
324
00:14:39,272 --> 00:14:41,542
AFTER I FINISH TALKING
TO YOU ALL.
325
00:14:43,209 --> 00:14:44,645
THEY GONNA PUT YOU
IN THE WATER?
326
00:14:46,713 --> 00:14:50,150
OH, THAT WATER
GONNA START BOILING.
327
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,586
FISH GONNA
COME UP COOKED.
328
00:14:52,586 --> 00:14:53,887
[ GIGGLES ]
329
00:14:53,887 --> 00:14:55,756
OH, FLOYD,
YOU'RE SO FUNNY.
330
00:14:58,091 --> 00:15:01,067
EVERYBODY HAVE A SEAT.
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU ALL.
331
00:15:01,067 --> 00:15:04,104
HAVE A SEAT.
332
00:15:06,372 --> 00:15:08,675
I KNOW I WON'T BE HERE
VERY LONG.
333
00:15:10,911 --> 00:15:14,180
BUT I'D LIKE TO LEAVE EACH
OF YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.
334
00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,084
[ SIGHS ]
DANNY.
335
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:19,953
WHEN YOU GROW UP...
336
00:15:21,788 --> 00:15:24,591
...I WANT YOU
TO BE A BIG BOY.
337
00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:28,428
I AM GROWN, GRANDMA.
338
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:31,464
I MEAN
INTO A FULL‐SIZE MAN.
339
00:15:33,266 --> 00:15:39,472
DANNY, I LEAVE YOU
47% OF THE DINER.
340
00:15:39,472 --> 00:15:40,807
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
WAIT. WAIT A MINUTE.
341
00:15:40,807 --> 00:15:42,576
HOLD THE FORT.
[ CHUCKLES ]
342
00:15:42,576 --> 00:15:46,146
40% OF YOUR 50%.
343
00:15:48,549 --> 00:15:49,716
MY DEAR LINDA...
344
00:15:50,984 --> 00:15:54,555
...BABY,
I LEAVE YOU 50%.
345
00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:55,689
HA!
346
00:15:55,689 --> 00:15:59,292
50% OF YOUR 50%.
347
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:01,635
AND, FLOYD.
348
00:16:03,336 --> 00:16:06,339
FLOYD CAN KEEP HIS 3%.
349
00:16:06,339 --> 00:16:07,708
OF YOUR 50%.
350
00:16:07,708 --> 00:16:09,776
ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!
WE KNOW!
351
00:16:09,776 --> 00:16:13,379
"OF THE 50%."
HELL.
352
00:16:13,379 --> 00:16:16,249
3% OF THE PROFIT.
353
00:16:18,151 --> 00:16:20,521
WOW.
THAT'S ABOUT $30 A MONTH.
354
00:16:22,288 --> 00:16:24,991
WITH HER 50%.
I KNOW.
355
00:16:24,991 --> 00:16:28,361
GRANDMA, ARE YOU OKAY?
356
00:16:28,361 --> 00:16:30,330
YES. I'M FINE.
357
00:16:30,330 --> 00:16:32,198
OH.
358
00:16:33,734 --> 00:16:39,472
AND TO MY DEAREST SAM,
I LEAVE YOU THIS.
359
00:16:43,276 --> 00:16:45,211
WHAT IS IT?
360
00:16:45,211 --> 00:16:48,815
THIS IS SOMETHING
THAT HAS GIVEN ME SUPPORT
361
00:16:48,815 --> 00:16:51,618
DOWN THROUGH THE YEARS.
362
00:16:51,618 --> 00:16:54,287
DON'T NOBODY WANT
YOUR STEEL‐BELTED BRA.
363
00:16:56,322 --> 00:16:58,058
HEY.
SPEAK FOR YOURSELF.
364
00:17:00,426 --> 00:17:01,968
THESE ARE HER PANTIES.
365
00:17:03,469 --> 00:17:04,638
[ SMOOCHES ]
366
00:17:04,638 --> 00:17:08,942
NOW, THOSE GONE
PAST THE POINT OF PANTIES.
367
00:17:08,942 --> 00:17:10,811
THOSE ARE BIG‐ASS DRAWERS.
368
00:17:12,445 --> 00:17:13,814
OH, FLOYD.
369
00:17:13,814 --> 00:17:15,816
YOU'RE SO CUTE.
370
00:17:18,484 --> 00:17:21,221
WELL, ENOUGH OF THIS.
[ CHUCKLES ]
371
00:17:22,956 --> 00:17:25,258
I'M GETTING READY
TO PUT OLD GIRL DOWN.
372
00:17:25,258 --> 00:17:27,360
OLD GIRL?!
373
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:30,597
YOU AIN'T GOT
TO BE SO NASTY ABOUT IT!
374
00:17:30,597 --> 00:17:33,266
WELL, THERE'S NO EASY WAY
TO SAY IT.
375
00:17:35,168 --> 00:17:37,170
DEATH IS HARD.
376
00:17:37,170 --> 00:17:40,240
YOU CAN AT LEAST BE NICE.
377
00:17:40,240 --> 00:17:43,844
BUT I'M LOSING
AN OLD FRIEND.
378
00:17:46,012 --> 00:17:47,447
WELL, I HAVE TO GO.
379
00:17:47,447 --> 00:17:48,749
[ SIGHS ]
380
00:17:48,749 --> 00:17:50,216
OLD GIRL
IS GETTING READY
381
00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:53,687
TO CLOSE HER EYES
FOR THE LAST TIME.
382
00:17:53,687 --> 00:17:57,290
OH, WHEN IS ALL OF THIS
GONNA HAPPEN?
383
00:17:57,290 --> 00:17:58,859
IN AN HOUR.
384
00:18:00,834 --> 00:18:02,703
IN AN HOUR?!
385
00:18:02,703 --> 00:18:04,437
AN HOUR?!
386
00:18:06,507 --> 00:18:09,843
I ONLY HAVE AN HOUR
TO LIVE?
387
00:18:09,843 --> 00:18:11,077
SEE YOU LATER.
388
00:18:21,121 --> 00:18:22,422
ENOUGH.
389
00:18:22,422 --> 00:18:24,791
GRANDMA, THEY HAVE
SOMETHING TO TELL YOU.
390
00:18:27,193 --> 00:18:29,129
WHAT IS IT?
391
00:18:29,129 --> 00:18:32,766
[ SIGHS ] I GOT
YOUR TEST RESULTS BACK.
392
00:18:32,766 --> 00:18:33,867
YOU'RE FINE.
393
00:18:33,867 --> 00:18:36,336
I AM?
394
00:18:36,336 --> 00:18:37,538
YES.
395
00:18:39,806 --> 00:18:41,908
YOU'RE NOT DYING.
396
00:18:41,908 --> 00:18:46,412
BUT I HEARD YOU ALL TALKING
ABOUT PUTTING OLD GIRL DOWN.
397
00:18:48,915 --> 00:18:52,418
HATTIE.
398
00:18:52,418 --> 00:18:53,887
GO AHEAD, LINDA.
399
00:18:53,887 --> 00:18:55,288
JUST TELL ME.
400
00:18:55,288 --> 00:18:56,590
I CAN HANDLE IT.
401
00:18:58,091 --> 00:19:01,234
ALL I HAVE
IS ME AND THE LORD.
402
00:19:03,203 --> 00:19:05,205
THE LORD
DON'T KNOW YOU.
403
00:19:07,273 --> 00:19:08,408
HE DON'T.
404
00:19:08,408 --> 00:19:10,410
IT TOOK YOU THINKING
YOU'RE GONNA DIE
405
00:19:10,410 --> 00:19:12,979
FOR YOU TO BE NICE?
406
00:19:12,979 --> 00:19:14,380
YES.
407
00:19:14,380 --> 00:19:16,550
I HAVE TO GET RIGHT
WITH THE LORD.
408
00:19:18,519 --> 00:19:20,687
UH, GRANDMA,
YOU'RE NOT DYING.
409
00:19:20,687 --> 00:19:22,689
MISS VIVIAN
HAD TO PUT DOWN HER HORSE.
410
00:19:22,689 --> 00:19:24,791
OH, THEY WASN'T TALKING
ABOUT ME?
411
00:19:24,791 --> 00:19:26,392
NO.
412
00:19:26,392 --> 00:19:30,531
SO I'M NOT DYING?
413
00:19:30,531 --> 00:19:34,200
I MEAN, TRUE THAT YOU
DO LOOK LIKE A HORSE.
414
00:19:35,869 --> 00:19:39,640
BUT WE WERE ACTUALLY
TALKING ABOUT HER HORSE.
415
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:41,875
OH, YOU SHUT THE HELL UP,
FLOYD!
416
00:19:54,655 --> 00:19:55,689
[ GLASS RATTLES ]
417
00:19:55,689 --> 00:19:57,357
SHE'S BACK.
418
00:19:57,357 --> 00:20:01,668
ALL THAT CUSSING
IN YOUR BAPTISMAL ROBE.
419
00:20:01,668 --> 00:20:03,770
MAMA. MAMA.
420
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,471
NOW THAT YOU KNOW
YOU'RE NOT DYING,
421
00:20:05,471 --> 00:20:07,273
YOU SHOULD KEEP COMING
TO CHURCH WITH ME.
422
00:20:07,273 --> 00:20:09,342
THEN YOU CAN THANK GOD
FOR THAT.
423
00:20:09,342 --> 00:20:12,613
I BET I DON'T.
424
00:20:12,613 --> 00:20:14,715
KEEP THE HELL AWAY
FROM ME.
425
00:20:14,715 --> 00:20:16,750
I'M TAKING
THIS DOGGONE THING OFF.
426
00:20:20,521 --> 00:20:22,956
AND Y'ALL GET THE HELL
OUT OF MY HOUSE!
427
00:20:22,956 --> 00:20:25,992
DON'T HAVE
TO TELL ME TWICE.
428
00:20:25,992 --> 00:20:28,829
AND DON'T EVER PLAY WITH ME
LIKE THAT AGAIN!
429
00:20:28,829 --> 00:20:30,664
I DIDN'T GET MY GIFT,
MISS HATTIE.
430
00:20:30,664 --> 00:20:32,465
GET THE HELL OUT!
431
00:20:32,465 --> 00:20:33,834
OKAY.
432
00:20:33,834 --> 00:20:35,669
MAKE ME
THINK I'M DYING!
433
00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:37,838
I'M KEEPING
THIS SWEET TABLECLOTH.
434
00:20:37,838 --> 00:20:39,540
YOU CAN KEEP IT
IF YOU LIKE, SAM.
435
00:20:39,540 --> 00:20:40,541
OHH.
436
00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:42,809
NO, IT'S OKAY.
437
00:20:46,547 --> 00:20:48,615
AIN'T NO NEED
IN YOU CLOSING THE DOOR.
438
00:20:48,615 --> 00:20:50,751
YOU GET
THE HELL OUT, TOO!
439
00:20:50,751 --> 00:20:53,353
MAMA, I LIVE HERE.
440
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,922
NO, THE HELL YOU DON'T ‐‐
NOT ANYMORE.
441
00:20:55,922 --> 00:20:57,323
MAKE ME THINK I'M DYING.
442
00:20:57,323 --> 00:20:59,593
YOU THINK I'M A FOOL
AND GONNA LET YOU STAY WITH ME?
443
00:20:59,593 --> 00:21:00,694
GET THE HELL OUT!
444
00:21:00,694 --> 00:21:03,604
MAMA, I WAS CONCERNED
ABOUT YOUR SOUL!
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