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[ CHUCKLES ]
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OH, I HAD A GREAT TIME.
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ME TOO.
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YOU'RE A LOT OF FUN.
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AND SO ARE YOU.
MAN, I HAD A BALL.
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THANKS.
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HEY, SO, I GOT THIS EVENT TO DO
ON FRIDAY ‐‐ BLACK TIE.
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LIKE TO KNOW
IF YOU'D LIKE TO GO WITH ME.
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WOW.
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I HAVEN'T BEEN
TO A BLACK‐TIE EVENT IN YEARS.
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IT'S THE MAYOR'S BALL.
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OH, I'D LOVE TO GO.
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THAT SOUNDS SO EXCITING.
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GOOD, GOOD.
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[ SIGHS ]
YOU ARE JUST SO BEAUTIFUL.
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THANK YOU.
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AH.
WHOA, WHOA.
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LOOK LIKE
IT'S PAST YOUR BEDTIME.
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MAMA, WHAT ARE YOU DOING
IN THE CLOSET?
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SEEING HOW YOUR BROTHER FELT
FOR YEARS.
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MAMA, I'M GROWN.
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YOU AIN'T GROWN
TILL YOU GET A MORTGAGE.
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MARTY,
YOU REMEMBER MY MOTHER.
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HOW COULD I FORGET?
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HOW YOU DOING,
MISS HATTIE?
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"HI" HELL.
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BRINGING MY DAUGHTER IN
AT 0‐DARK‐30.
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IT'S ONLY 9:15.
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LOOK, IF YOU WANT
TO DATE MY DAUGHTER,
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YOU GOT TO DO LIKE WE DID
BACK IN THE DAY.
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I'M FROM THE OLD SCHOOL,
BABY.
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GRAB A CLUB,
HIT THE WOMAN OVER THE HEAD,
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AND DRAG HER IN THE CAVE
WITH YOU?
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IT'S CALLED
"CONCUSSION LOVE."
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SO...
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OH!
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MAMA,
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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I'M THE MAN INSPECTOR.
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I'M CHECKING HIM OUT.
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I'M SIZING HIM UP.
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AND LOOKS LIKE TO ME
YOU'RE NOT UP TO PAR.
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SO...
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I'M SHUTTING HIM DOWN,
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AND YOUR LEGS ARE CLOSED
FOR BUSINESS.
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OHH!
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MAMA!
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GOOD NIGHT, ARTIE.
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IT'S ACTUALLY MARTY!
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WELL, PICK
WHICHEVER ONE YOU WANT TO PICK.
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DON'T MAKE ME
NO DIFFERENT.
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BUT KICK BRICKS
WITH AN OPEN‐TOE SANDAL.
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MAMA!
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SHUT THE HELL UP!
AAH!
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HERE YOU GO, NEPHEW.
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THANKS.
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OH, YOU'RE MOPPING!
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THAT'S WHAT I DID
ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT.
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[ CHUCKLES ]
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HEY, YOU WANT TO KNOW
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WHAT SAM DID
ALL NIGHT LAST NIGHT?
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IF THIS HAS ANYTHING TO DO
WITH SAM'S BODILY FLUIDS,
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I DON'T WANT
TO HEAR ABOUT IT.
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HE MADE A WATER SLIDE
IN THE LIVING ROOM.
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HE PUT DOWN
SOME DISHWASHING LIQUID
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AND SOME TRASH BAGS
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AND WAS SLIDING WOMEN
ALL AROUND THE ROOM.
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STOP SMILING.
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I MEAN, COME ON.
HE'S YOUNG.
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HE'S JUST HAVING A LITTLE FUN,
AND YOU SHOULD, TOO.
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I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GUY.
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CAN'T DO THAT.
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MATTER OF FACT, UH,
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IS THERE NOTHING THAT YOU NEED
TO TELL YOUR...UNCLE FLOYD?
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THERE'S NOTHING TO TELL.
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YOU SURE?
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WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY?
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DOES THIS MEAN
ANYTHING TO YOU?
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[ VOCALIZES DANCE MUSIC ]
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I'M NOT GAY.
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BUT IF I WAS,
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I WOULDN'T HAVE
A PROBLEM WITH IT, SO STOP IT.
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I'M JUST NOT THE KIND OF GUY
THAT'S A WOMANIZER.
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SO,
WHAT YOU GONNA DO ABOUT SAM?
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[ SIGHS ] FINALLY.
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YOU'RE THE SUPER.
YOU CAN SHUT THIS DOWN.
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WELL,
WHAT TIME IS THE PARTY?
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8:00 TONIGHT.
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YOU ‐‐ YOU GONNA
PUT A STOP TO IT?
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NO,
I'M GONNA COME WATCH.
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DON'T BE TOUCHING ME.
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DRIVE YOUR OWN CAR IF YOU WANT
TO TALK ABOUT MY DRIVING.
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WELL,
WHAT DID SHE DO NOW?
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CUSSING PEOPLE OUT
THE WHOLE WAY HERE.
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INCLUDING ME.
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AND ALL I WAS TRYING
TO TELL HER WAS
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SHE WAS ABOUT TO GO
THE WRONG WAY ON 285.
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I AIN'T GOT THE TIME
FOR THEM FOOLS.
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PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS
IN MY DAMN WAY.
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
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YOU GONNA HAVE TO SEE SOMEBODY
ABOUT THAT ROAD RAGE.
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AND YOU GONNA HAVE TO SEE
SOMEBODY ABOUT THAT RASH.
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SHH!
IT'S CLEARING UP.
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I DON'T WANT
THIS BREAKFAST ANYMORE.
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SHE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING
ABOUT RAGE, PERIOD.
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YOU'RE ALWAYS SO MEAN.
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I'M THE NICEST PERSON
I KNOW.
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THAT MEANS YOU DON'T KNOW
NO‐DAMN‐BODY.
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I AM.
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I'M THE NICEST OLD LADY
YOU EVER WANT TO MEET.
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THAT'S RIGHT, GRANDMA.
HEY.
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[ SMOOCHES ]
NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THIS.
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SHUT THE HELL UP.
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DON'T YOU SEE ME TALKING?
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SORRY.
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YOU THINK THAT'S BAD?
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SHE KICKED MY DATE OUT
LAST NIGHT.
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I SURE DID.
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MARTY.
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MARTY THE HEALTH INSPECTOR?
OH, NO. NO WAY.
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MNH‐MNH. NO.
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WHY?
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GO AHEAD.
TELL HER, FLOYD.
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WHY ARE YOU TWO
SO AGAINST THIS?
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BECAUSE IF ANYTHING BAD HAPPENS
WITH HIM,
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HE'S GONNA TAKE IT OUT
ON ALL OF US.
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WELL,
IF YOU KEEP THIS PLACE CLEAN,
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YOU WON'T HAVE A PROBLEM.
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WELL, I'M GLAD
YOU SAID THAT BECAUSE...
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THAT'S NOW YOUR PROBLEM.
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AND YOU CAN START
WITH THE KITCHEN FLOOR,
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MOPZILLA.
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AND IF THE MOP DRY UP,
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USE THAT GREASY WEAVE
TO FINISH THE JOB.
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[ VOCALIZES DANCE MUSIC ]
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WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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[ SIGHS ]
MY MAMA IS DATING.
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YEAH.
DON'T EVEN SOUND RIGHT, DOES IT?
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NO.
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I HAVE PROBLEM WITH THAT.
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AND I GOT A HUGE PROBLEM
WITH HER BRINGING
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THE HEALTH INSPECTOR AROUND HERE
ALL THE TIME.
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SHE ALWAYS FALLS
FOR THESE LOSERS.
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OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?
THAT REMINDS ME ‐‐
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I NEED TO ORDER SOME MORE CEREAL
FOR THE DINER.
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NO, YOU...
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COME ON, UNCLE FLOYD.
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YOU GOT TO HELP ME
CHECK THIS GUY OUT.
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ALL RIGHT. YOU'RE RIGHT.
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YOU CHECK HIM OUT,
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AND I'LL MAKE SURE
THAT HE CHECKS OUT.
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ALL RIGHT?
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WE JUST NEED A PLAN.
ALL RIGHT.
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BUT HE CAN'T KNOW
HE'S BEING SET UP.
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RIGHT, RIGHT, RIGHT.
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WHAT IF WE INVITE HIM
TO THE BEACH
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FOR A BARBECUE
AND A CONCERT?
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AGAIN, I SAY...
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[ VOCALIZES DANCE MUSIC ]
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LOOK, IF YOU CALL HIM
AND ASK HIM TO DO THAT,
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HE'S GONNA THINK
THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DATE HIM.
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NOW, LOOK,
THEY GOT A DATE TOMORROW NIGHT,
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SO WHAT WE'LL DO ‐‐
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WE'LL GO A LITTLE BIT EARLY,
AND WE'LL CHECK HIM OUT,
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AND WE'LL SPEND A LITTLE TIME
WITH HIM.
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YOU UNDERSTAND?
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OH, THAT'S BRILLIANT.
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MM‐HMM. I KNOW.
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I'M FLOYD.
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HE'S HERE.
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WOW.
THAT'S A NICE CAR.
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YEAH.
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HOW DOES HE AFFORD THAT
ON A HEALTH INSPECTOR'S SALARY?
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EH, I HAVE ONE.
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AND YOU BROKE.
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OH, YEAH.
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[ RHYTHMIC KNOCK ON DOOR ]
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AND BREAK!
GAME TIME!
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[ Deeply ] HI.
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[ CRICKETS CHIRPING ]
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HI, DANNY.
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LAST TIME DIDN'T GO
SO WELL.
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LET ME START OVER?
I'M MARTY.
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[ Normal voice ]
OH, I REMEMBER YOU.
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YOU'RE THE ONE DRESSED LIKE
A PIMP.
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I'M DANNY...
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[ WHIMPERS ]
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...LINDA'S SON.
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YOU REMEMBER ME?
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OF COURSE, MR. FLOYD.
HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?
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AND YOU ARE?
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[ Gruffly ] I'M SAM.
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LINDA'S OTHER SON, SON.
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REALLY?
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DON'T ASK.
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THAT WAS
ONE OF HER CONJUGAL VISITS.
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CONJUGAL?
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YEAH.
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SHE MET MY DADDY
WHEN THEY WAS BOTH IN PRISON.
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PRISON?
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J'YEAH.
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SHE MET MY DAD IN PRISON,
TOO.
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J'YEAH.
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SO, LOOK AT J'YOU.
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[ CLEARS THROAT ]
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YOU BEEN TO PRISON?
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NO.
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OH,
SHE AIN'T GONNA LIKE HIM.
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[ LAUGHTER ]
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SHE AIN'T GONNA
LIKE HIM.
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HE DON'T KNOW.
[ LAUGHS ]
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OH...
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SO...MARTY...
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[ GRUNTS ]
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HAVE A SEAT.
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SO, UH...
HOW YOU DOING, MARTY‐MAR?
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DOING GOOD.
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SO, MARTY‐MAR...
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WHERE YOU GOING TONIGHT,
SON?
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GOING TO THE MAYOR'S BALL
AT THE PALACE.
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OH! THAT'S
A NICE RESTAURANT.
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IT IS.
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YEAH.
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NEXT TO A REALLY NICE
HOTEL.
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YOU WANT ME TO HELP YOU
GET A DISCOUNT ON A ROOM?
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I CAN GET THEM BY THE HOUR,
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
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SEX.
TALKING ABOUT SEX.
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DON'T TALK ABOUT SEX
OVER ME!
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I FEEL VIOLATED.
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W‐WAIT, WAIT.
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YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE MY NIECE
TO A HOTEL, HUH?
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NO.
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I‐I MEAN,
THAT'S WHAT IT SEEMS LIKE IS
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WHAT'S COMING
OUT YOUR MOUTH WITH HER.
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L‐LOOK...
WHAT'S GOING ON, GUYS?
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IS LINDA HERE?
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SHE'LL BE
DOWN IN A MINUTE.
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YEAH.
CHILL.
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J'YEAH. J'YEAH.
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BUT, YO, DANNY...
YO?
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...YOU REMEMBER
WHAT WE DID
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TO THAT LAST FOOL
LINDA BROUGHT HOME?
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REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED?
245
00:11:10,611 --> 00:11:12,045
OH, OH, OH, YEAH,
I REMEMBER.
246
00:11:12,045 --> 00:11:13,680
HOO‐HOO‐HOO!
247
00:11:13,680 --> 00:11:15,315
GAVE HIM A TWO‐BEAT ‐‐
UNH, UNH...
248
00:11:15,315 --> 00:11:16,449
OH, OH.
249
00:11:16,449 --> 00:11:18,084
...AND A BISCUIT.
OH!
250
00:11:18,084 --> 00:11:19,085
HA! WHAT?!
251
00:11:19,085 --> 00:11:21,487
WHAT DID WE DO?
252
00:11:23,156 --> 00:11:25,425
YOU REMEMBER.
253
00:11:25,425 --> 00:11:27,293
J'YEAH.
254
00:11:27,293 --> 00:11:28,361
J'YEAH.
255
00:11:28,361 --> 00:11:29,896
YEAH.
J'YEAH.
256
00:11:29,896 --> 00:11:31,565
OH, YEAH.
257
00:11:31,565 --> 00:11:34,568
THEY STILL DIDN'T FIND
THAT BODY, SON.
258
00:11:34,568 --> 00:11:37,203
WHERE THE BODY AT?
NOBODY KNOW.
259
00:11:38,972 --> 00:11:40,807
DID I INTRODUCE MYSELF?
260
00:11:40,807 --> 00:11:42,809
YEAH. YOU'RE SAM.
261
00:11:42,809 --> 00:11:45,579
THE SON OF SAM.
262
00:11:45,579 --> 00:11:48,348
LOOK ‐‐ LOOK, GUYS,
I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.
263
00:11:48,348 --> 00:11:49,349
I'M OUT OF HERE.
264
00:11:50,817 --> 00:11:52,485
HE'S SCARED NOW.
265
00:11:52,485 --> 00:11:54,555
MM‐HMM.
266
00:11:54,555 --> 00:11:57,490
WHAT ‐‐
WHAT YOU SAY?
267
00:11:57,490 --> 00:11:59,225
DID I HEAR MARTY?
268
00:11:59,225 --> 00:12:02,603
UM...
269
00:12:02,603 --> 00:12:04,538
HE LEFT.
270
00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:08,875
WHAT DID YOU DO?
271
00:12:10,143 --> 00:12:11,144
WE AIN'T DO...
272
00:12:11,144 --> 00:12:13,079
[ CLEARS THROAT ]
273
00:12:13,079 --> 00:12:14,815
[ Normal voice ] I WILL SEE YOU
AT THE APARTMENT.
274
00:12:26,059 --> 00:12:27,694
NOW,
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MARTY?
275
00:12:27,694 --> 00:12:28,962
TELL ME, DANNY.
276
00:12:28,962 --> 00:12:31,998
WE WERE JUST GONNA
TALK TO HIM.
277
00:12:31,998 --> 00:12:34,568
I KNOW YOU.
278
00:12:39,372 --> 00:12:40,841
OKAY,
WE TRIED TO SCARE HIM AWAY!
279
00:12:40,841 --> 00:12:42,008
Floyd: [ GROANS ]
280
00:12:42,008 --> 00:12:43,209
[ GROANS ]
281
00:12:43,209 --> 00:12:46,279
REMIND ME NOT TO EVER ROB A BANK
WITH YOU.
282
00:12:47,981 --> 00:12:51,184
WILL Y'ALL BE QUIET?
WHAT HAPPENED?
283
00:12:51,184 --> 00:12:54,354
WE JUST WANTED TO TALK TO HIM,
GET TO KNOW HIM BETTER,
284
00:12:54,354 --> 00:12:57,090
AND WE MAY HAVE EMBELLISHED
THE TRUTH JUST A LITTLE BIT.
285
00:12:59,025 --> 00:13:02,368
EMBELLISHED HOW?
286
00:13:02,368 --> 00:13:05,471
WE TOLD HIM YOU LIKE MEN IN JAIL
AND SAM'S YOUR SON.
287
00:13:07,974 --> 00:13:10,176
AND HE BELIEVED IT?
288
00:13:11,845 --> 00:13:12,913
[ Laughing ] YEAH.
289
00:13:12,913 --> 00:13:14,715
[ LAUGHTER ]
290
00:13:14,715 --> 00:13:15,782
LOSER. [ LAUGHS ]
291
00:13:17,684 --> 00:13:19,653
UH, BABY,
YOU NEED TO GET RID OF HIM.
292
00:13:19,653 --> 00:13:21,588
HE'S JUST AS DUMB
AS A BAG OF ROCKS.
293
00:13:24,591 --> 00:13:27,227
AND I WAS SO LOOKING FORWARD
TO GOING OUT WITH HIM.
294
00:13:27,227 --> 00:13:28,394
UH, PRECIOUS?
295
00:13:28,394 --> 00:13:31,064
JUST HOW MUCH DO YOU KNOW
ABOUT THIS MAN?
296
00:13:31,064 --> 00:13:35,268
I'M TRYING TO GET TO KNOW HIM,
BUT I KNOW HE'S A NICE GUY.
297
00:13:35,268 --> 00:13:37,103
NO, HE'S NOT!
298
00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:40,273
HE'S THE HEALTH INSPECTOR!
299
00:13:40,273 --> 00:13:42,442
RIGHT, WHICH MEANS
WE DON'T WANT HIM
300
00:13:42,442 --> 00:13:43,910
HANGING AROUND THE DINER.
301
00:13:43,910 --> 00:13:46,079
HE IS NOT THINKING
ABOUT THAT PLACE.
302
00:13:46,079 --> 00:13:48,749
REALLY?
LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION.
303
00:13:48,749 --> 00:13:50,350
HOW OLD IS THIS CAT?
304
00:13:50,350 --> 00:13:52,252
38.
UH‐HUH.
305
00:13:52,252 --> 00:13:54,120
MARRIED?
DIVORCED.
306
00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,321
WHY?
307
00:13:58,158 --> 00:14:00,293
THEY DIDN'T GET ALONG.
THAT ENDED IT.
308
00:14:00,293 --> 00:14:01,735
UH‐HUH.
AND WHERE'D HE GO TO SCHOOL?
309
00:14:01,735 --> 00:14:03,403
LISTEN, UNCLE FLOYD.
310
00:14:03,403 --> 00:14:06,039
BLOOD TYPE?
311
00:14:06,039 --> 00:14:09,543
FLOYD,
WILL YOU SIT DOWN?
312
00:14:09,543 --> 00:14:11,612
IT'S OBVIOUS THAT SHE KNOWS
MORE ABOUT HIM
313
00:14:11,612 --> 00:14:14,280
THAN I DID HER FATHER
WHEN I MARRIED HIM.
314
00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:16,683
YOU DIDN'T MARRY
HER FATHER.
315
00:14:18,985 --> 00:14:21,254
SHH!
OOH.
316
00:14:21,254 --> 00:14:22,856
SHE ‐‐
317
00:14:25,726 --> 00:14:28,795
[ Voice breaking ]
MAMA, THAT WASN'T MY DADDY?
318
00:14:28,795 --> 00:14:31,264
I DON'T KNOW
WHO YOUR FATHER IS.
319
00:14:31,264 --> 00:14:33,066
WHAT?!
320
00:14:33,066 --> 00:14:34,601
MAMA!
321
00:14:34,601 --> 00:14:37,804
DON'T "WHAT?" ME.
Y'ALL FOLK KILL ME NOWADAYS.
322
00:14:37,804 --> 00:14:40,173
THINK YOU THE ONLY ONES
GOT YOUR FREAK ON.
323
00:14:40,173 --> 00:14:43,143
I GOT MY FREAK ON
WHEN I WAS YOUNGER.
324
00:14:43,143 --> 00:14:45,779
I WAS YOUNG ONE TIME, TOO,
YOU REMEMBER.
325
00:14:47,347 --> 00:14:49,916
[ CHUCKLES ]
SOME OF HER STILL YOUNG.
326
00:14:49,916 --> 00:14:51,985
[ CELLPHONE RINGS ]
327
00:14:51,985 --> 00:14:54,154
OH.
328
00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:55,488
HELLO?
329
00:14:55,488 --> 00:14:59,359
OH, HI, MARTY.
I'M SO SORRY.
330
00:14:59,359 --> 00:15:03,637
I WAS
JUST LOOKING OUT FOR HER.
331
00:15:03,637 --> 00:15:04,671
SO WHAT?
332
00:15:04,671 --> 00:15:07,508
I OUGHT TO CHOKE
THE SLEEP OUT OF YOU.
333
00:15:07,508 --> 00:15:10,476
GRANDMA, WHY?
334
00:15:10,476 --> 00:15:13,279
'CAUSE IF SHE LIKES HIM,
MAYBE SHE'LL MARRY HIM.
335
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:15,415
YOU DON'T THINK
THAT'S TOO SOON?
336
00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:16,750
HELL, NO.
337
00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,485
IT AIN'T NEVER TOO SOON
TO GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE.
338
00:15:21,722 --> 00:15:23,223
SHE ALWAYS FALLS
FOR THESE LOSERS.
339
00:15:23,223 --> 00:15:25,225
I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE
HE WAS THE RIGHT ONE.
340
00:15:25,225 --> 00:15:28,061
SO, WHAT YOU GONNA DO?
JUST RUN HIM AWAY?
341
00:15:28,061 --> 00:15:31,364
NO. I WAS JUST TRYING
TO PUT THE FEAR OF GOD IN HIM.
342
00:15:31,364 --> 00:15:33,333
I ALREADY DID THAT.
343
00:15:35,569 --> 00:15:36,837
YOU DID?
344
00:15:36,837 --> 00:15:39,940
YOU DIDN'T SEE MY ARSENAL
IN THE BASEMENT?
345
00:15:41,842 --> 00:15:42,976
OH!
346
00:15:42,976 --> 00:15:46,012
IS THAT SOME KIND
OF SICK SEXUAL REFERENCE?
347
00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:50,083
ALL DEPENDS.
YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY?
348
00:15:51,417 --> 00:15:53,520
DON'T SAY "DEPENDS."
349
00:15:55,756 --> 00:15:56,757
LOOK, BOY.
350
00:15:56,757 --> 00:15:58,525
YOUR MAMA IS
A GROWN WOMAN,
351
00:15:58,525 --> 00:16:02,603
AND SHE GOT TO LEARN HOW
TO FIGURE OUT HER OWN PROBLEMS.
352
00:16:02,603 --> 00:16:03,737
YOU KNOW WHAT?
353
00:16:03,737 --> 00:16:04,738
SOMETHING DON'T SOUND RIGHT
ABOUT THIS.
354
00:16:04,738 --> 00:16:06,472
THIS THING IS BACKWARDS.
355
00:16:07,741 --> 00:16:11,745
'CAUSE WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE
TELLING YOU THIS.
356
00:16:11,745 --> 00:16:14,681
I JUST WANTED
TO MAKE SURE.
357
00:16:14,681 --> 00:16:16,517
WELL, MAKE SURE
YOU TAKE YOUR ASS IN THERE
358
00:16:16,517 --> 00:16:17,851
AND APOLOGIZE.
359
00:16:23,990 --> 00:16:25,592
HEY, MAMA.
360
00:16:25,592 --> 00:16:27,728
DON'T "HEY" ME.
361
00:16:27,728 --> 00:16:31,632
MAMA, I'M SO SORRY.
362
00:16:31,632 --> 00:16:35,201
BABY, YOU DON'T HAVE
TO LOOK OUT FOR ME.
363
00:16:35,201 --> 00:16:36,570
I GOT THIS.
364
00:16:36,570 --> 00:16:40,541
I'VE WATCHED YOU GET INTO
SOME REALLY BAD SITUATIONS.
365
00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:44,044
I KNOW.
366
00:16:44,044 --> 00:16:47,781
BUT EVERY ONE OF THEM HAS
MADE ME STRONGER.
367
00:16:47,781 --> 00:16:50,383
THEY'VE MADE ME BETTER.
368
00:16:50,383 --> 00:16:51,585
YOU UNDERSTAND?
369
00:16:54,454 --> 00:16:58,759
IN LIFE,
YOU HAVE TO WALK YOUR OWN PATH.
370
00:17:01,094 --> 00:17:04,004
I JUST DON'T WANT YOU
TO FALL IN LOVE TOO QUICKLY.
371
00:17:04,004 --> 00:17:07,473
WHO'S THE SON
AND WHO'S THE MAMA?
372
00:17:07,473 --> 00:17:11,044
SOMETIMES I GET CONFUSED.
373
00:17:11,044 --> 00:17:13,514
LOOK,
I JUST WANT THE BEST FOR YOU.
374
00:17:13,514 --> 00:17:15,081
ESPECIALLY AFTER LIONEL.
375
00:17:15,081 --> 00:17:19,285
I UNDERSTAND.
376
00:17:19,285 --> 00:17:24,224
BUT HOW WILL I KNOW
IF I DON'T FIND OUT?
377
00:17:26,426 --> 00:17:28,328
YOU'RE RIGHT.
378
00:17:28,328 --> 00:17:30,130
I'M SORRY, MAMA.
379
00:17:33,734 --> 00:17:35,536
[ SIGHS ]
380
00:17:35,536 --> 00:17:39,339
OKAY, GET OUT OF MY WAY.
I GOT A DATE.
381
00:17:39,339 --> 00:17:45,345
AND MY BROTHER PAID
CHILD SUPPORT ALL THOSE YEARS.
382
00:17:45,345 --> 00:17:48,248
AGAIN, MAMA,
I'M SO SORRY.
383
00:17:48,248 --> 00:17:50,316
SAVE THAT FOR MARTY.
384
00:17:50,316 --> 00:17:52,352
[ RHYTHMIC KNOCK ON DOOR ]
385
00:17:52,352 --> 00:17:55,722
HE'S HERE?
386
00:17:55,722 --> 00:17:59,526
HE JUST WENT TO THE CAR
TO WAIT FOR ME.
387
00:17:59,526 --> 00:18:01,167
HI, MARTY.
388
00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,268
HI, LINDA.
389
00:18:02,268 --> 00:18:03,904
YOU LOOK GREAT.
THANK YOU.
390
00:18:03,904 --> 00:18:07,073
MISS HATTIE.
PENGUIN.
391
00:18:07,073 --> 00:18:10,010
APOLOGIZE.
392
00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:12,613
I'M SORRY.
393
00:18:14,581 --> 00:18:16,750
SAM? FLOYD?
394
00:18:16,750 --> 00:18:21,321
SORRY.SORRY.
395
00:18:22,823 --> 00:18:24,090
Danny: LOOK...
396
00:18:24,090 --> 00:18:26,492
I LOVE MY MOTHER.
397
00:18:26,492 --> 00:18:28,895
AND I WAS
JUST LOOKING OUT FOR HER.
398
00:18:28,895 --> 00:18:30,196
LOOK, MAN,
I UNDERSTAND.
399
00:18:30,196 --> 00:18:32,498
I WAS RAISED BY A SINGLE MOTHER,
TOO, SO I GET IT.
400
00:18:32,498 --> 00:18:34,868
BUT YOU JUST CAN ASK.
401
00:18:34,868 --> 00:18:37,037
[ Gruffly ]
WHERE'S THE PHONY NOW, SON?
402
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,307
[ Normal voice ]
S‐S‐S‐SIR. SORRY.
403
00:18:43,777 --> 00:18:45,311
YOU GUYS SHOULD BE
CAREFUL,
404
00:18:45,311 --> 00:18:47,514
BECAUSE WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW
COULD HURT YOU.
405
00:18:47,514 --> 00:18:50,150
THAT'S WHY I WAS
LOOKING OUT FOR HER.
406
00:18:50,150 --> 00:18:51,918
Floyd: HOLD UP!
407
00:18:51,918 --> 00:18:56,389
THAT SOUNDED LIKE
A THREAT.
408
00:18:56,389 --> 00:18:58,959
IS THAT A THREAT,
BROTHER?
409
00:18:58,959 --> 00:19:00,260
NO.
410
00:19:00,260 --> 00:19:02,035
WHAT YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW
ABOUT ME IS
411
00:19:02,035 --> 00:19:05,606
THAT I'M A BLACK BELT
IN AIKIDO.
412
00:19:05,606 --> 00:19:08,208
WHAT YOU DON'T KNOW IS
THAT I DRIVE A S. U. V.
413
00:19:08,208 --> 00:19:10,644
[ IMITATING ENGINE REVVING ]
414
00:19:10,644 --> 00:19:15,516
N‐N‐N‐N‐NO, FLOYD.
THAT MEANS HE'S DEADLY.
415
00:19:17,317 --> 00:19:22,055
HE'S GOT SOME SORT OF DISEASE
OR SOMETHING?
416
00:19:22,055 --> 00:19:23,089
CAN WE GO?
417
00:19:23,089 --> 00:19:24,558
PLEASE!
418
00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:28,829
DANNY.
MISS HATTIE.
419
00:19:28,829 --> 00:19:31,732
FLOYD.
SON OF SAM.
420
00:19:33,634 --> 00:19:35,836
PENGUIN.
421
00:19:48,515 --> 00:19:49,583
MOM, IS THAT YOU?
422
00:19:49,583 --> 00:19:50,751
YES, BABY.
423
00:19:50,751 --> 00:19:52,085
OH, GOOD.
I JUST PUT IN A DVD.
424
00:19:52,085 --> 00:19:55,522
OUR FAVORITE ‐‐
"MOMMY & ME."
425
00:19:55,522 --> 00:19:58,391
THAT SOUNDS FUN.
426
00:19:58,391 --> 00:20:01,201
YEAH. YOU ‐‐
427
00:20:01,201 --> 00:20:05,138
SO, YOU GOING OUT?
428
00:20:05,138 --> 00:20:08,108
YES.
429
00:20:08,108 --> 00:20:12,278
OH, WELL, I WANT YOU BACK
IN THIS HOUSE BY 10:00!
430
00:20:13,980 --> 00:20:14,981
DANNY.
431
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:18,885
MAKE SURE. HERE.
432
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,121
WHAT'S THIS?
433
00:20:21,121 --> 00:20:22,523
THAT'S A QUARTER.
434
00:20:22,523 --> 00:20:26,359
JUST IN CASE YOU NEED ME
TO COME GET YOU.
435
00:20:26,359 --> 00:20:30,163
AND WHERE AM I GONNA FIND
A PAYPHONE?
436
00:20:30,163 --> 00:20:32,332
WATCH YOUR TONE.
437
00:20:35,335 --> 00:20:37,003
AND MAKE SURE
DON'T YOU COME HOME
438
00:20:37,003 --> 00:20:40,541
WITH NO LITTLE BROTHERS
AND SISTERS, EITHER.
439
00:20:40,541 --> 00:20:43,176
BOY, PLEASE.
440
00:20:43,176 --> 00:20:45,445
NOW, NOW, I WANT YOU
BACK IN THIS HOUSE BY 10:00.
441
00:20:48,248 --> 00:20:50,250
A.M.
442
00:20:53,386 --> 00:20:56,857
AND LOOSEN UP
THAT DRESS.
443
00:20:56,857 --> 00:21:00,834
Y'ALL HAVE A GOOD TIME,
NOW.
444
00:21:00,834 --> 00:21:03,937
YOU HEAR?
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