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[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

YEAH.

SAM.

HEY, MAN!

I HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING, AND YOU DO, TOO!

I KNOW! LIKE IN 12 HOURS!

IT'S IN 4 ‐‐ 3 HOURS.

OH, IT'S IN 43 HOURS?!

NO, 3 HOURS!

WHOA! IT'S 4:00 A. M. ALREADY!

WHOO!

YES, I CAN'T TAKE THIS. THIS PARTY HAS TO STOP.

SURE! SURE! I'LL TELL EVERYONE TO GO HOME.

THANK YOU.

OKAY.

NOW, SAM.

AW! YES, MOM.

OKAY, IT'S TIME FOR ALL OF YOU GUYS TO GO HOME.

WAIT. O‐OKAY.

COME ON! HERE. HAVE A DRINK.

NO! STOP IT.

WE HAVE TO WORK IN THE MORNING LIKE RESPONSIBLE ADULTS.

I AM AN ADULT!

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

YOU ARE SUCH A PARTY POOPER!

FLOYD SAID HE DID NOT WANT US TO HAVE ANY MORE PARTIES.

I KNOW. THAT'S WHY WE'RE BEING QUIET!

ENOUGH. GET THESE PEOPLE OUT OF HERE

BEFORE FLOYD COMES AND EVICTS US!

OH, YOU MEAN, UH, THAT FLOYD?

COME ON, GIRL. COME ON, GIRL.

COME ON, NOW. DO THE SUPERVISOR.

DO THE SUPERVISOR. DO THE SUPERVISOR.

FLOYD! FLOYD! I'M THE SUPERVISOR.

YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME.

HEY, DANNY BOY! WHAT'S GOING ON?

I THOUGHT WE AGREED

YOU WOULD TELL SAM HE CAN'T HAVE ANY MORE PARTIES.

MAN, I DID, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?

HE SENT UP TWO HOT FILLIES AND CHANGED MY MIND. UNH!

OH, FLOYD, YOU FALL FOR THESE WOMEN?

NO, HE SENT UP TWO HOT PHILLY CHEESESTEAKS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

THEY WAS GOOD TOO, DAWG.

UNH!

COME ON. LIKE WE REHEARSED.

FLOYD...

I'M GOING TO HAVE TO MOVE OUT IF THIS DOES NOT STOP.

OKAY. OKAY. I'LL TALK TO HIM, ALL RIGHT?

OKAY, GOOD.

UNH!

OOH‐OOH!

FLOYD!

WHAT?

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA TALK TO HIM.

I WAS. I DIDN'T SAY RIGHT THEN.

LOOK, I'LL TALK TO HIM, ALL RIGHT?

NO, YOU WON'T.

YES, I PROMISE.

I WILL. I WILL. YOU KNOW WHAT?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT. I'LL HANDLE IT.

OKAY, FINE.

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CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY DISCOVERY COMMUNICATIONS

[ SNORING ]

AWW.

LITTLE DANNY IS SLEEPING.

MY LITTLE BABY.

YEAH.

I LOVE DREW.

I WANT TO MARRY DREW.

[ SNORTS ] WAKE UP!

YOU REALLY NEED TO GET GOING ON THIS PROJECT.

I KNOW. I KNOW. I'M ‐‐ I'M SORRY.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

[ SNORING ]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

I'M NOT GETTING ENOUGH SLEEP.

WELL, WHY NOT?

SAM.

IS HE STILL PARTYING ALL NIGHT?

YES.

YOU LIVE RIGHT NEXT DOOR. HOW DO YOU NOT HEAR THAT?

OH, WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES, IT'S LIGHTS OUT FOR ME.

I COULD SLEEP THROUGH A TSUNAMI, A HURRICANE, AND AN EARTHQUAKE.

WELL, THAT'S WHAT IT FEELS LIKE.

HEY. YOUR ROOMMATE JUST MOVED OUT.

DO YOU THINK I COULD, UH...

WHAT? YOU? NO WAY!

W‐WHY NOT?

I AM NOT LIVING WITH A MAN UNLESS HE'S MY HUSBAND.

[ SIGHS ]

SO, UH...

YOU WANT TO DITCH THIS JOINT AND GO GET MARRIED?

DREW.

STOP. THINK ABOUT IT.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHAT? I'M GETTING DESPERATE.

I HAVEN'T BEEN ON A DATE IN A YEAR.

[ SIGHS ]

FORGET I ASKED.

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO.

WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HIM?

I HAVE.

WELL, WHY DON'T YOU TRY DOING WHAT I DO WHEN HE BOTHERS ME?

TELL FLOYD.

I TRIED. HE WAS AT THE PARTY, TOO,

TALKING ABOUT, "DO THE SUPERVISOR.

DO THE SUPERVISOR. DO THE..."

OH, WOW.

WELL, I'M ALL OUT OF IDEAS, OUT OF IDEAS, OUT OF IDEAS.

GOOD MORNING, BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE.

OH, AND...YOU, TOO, DREW.

LOSER!

HOW ARE YOU SO WIDE‐AWAKE THIS MORNING?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

YOU PARTIED ALL NIGHT.

OH.

COFFEE, ESPRESSO, AND I'M TOO SEXY TO BE ASLEEP.

BUT YOU'RE JUST RIGHT FOR SLEAZY.

SOMEBODY WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE BED...

...ALONE...AGAIN.

[ SIGHS ]

SAM, I'M GONNA HAVE TO MOVE OUT

IF YOU DON'T STOP ALL THIS PARTYING.

WILL YOU RELAX?

NO, I MEAN IT. I DON'T WANT TO LOSE THIS JOB.

NOW, STOP THE PARTYING.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

NO, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

YOU'RE TOO OLD FOR THIS, AND I'VE HAD ENOUGH.

I'M GONNA GO FIND SOME...CHOCOLATE.

AWW.

SOMEONE'S HAVING A "MAN TIME" OF THE MONTH.

MM. GLORIA. LAY IT ON ME.

HOW WE DO TODAY?

WE MADE...

$16 IN PROFIT TODAY.

WITH PROFIT LIKE THAT,

I AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO RETIRE NO TIME SOON.

WELL, LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO GET MARRIED AGAIN.

TO WHO?

WHOEVER GOT AN INSURANCE POLICY.

YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T GET ALONG WITH ANYBODY.

OH, DON'T WORRY. HE WON'T LIVE TOO WRONG.

[ KNOCK ON DOOR ]

GLORIA, DON'T YOU OPEN THAT DOOR

WITH ALL OF THAT THERE MONEY LAID OUT LIKE THAT.

ALL WHAT MONEY?

OOH, THAT... YOU SET DOWN HERE.

ALL RIGHT! WHO IS IT?!

Danny: IT'S DANNY.

DANNY WHO?

I DON'T KNOW NOBODY NAMED DANNY!

OPEN THAT DOOR, MAMA.

I told him not to come back here.

YOU CAN OPEN THE DOOR.

I got to give him a test first.

UH, D‐DANNY BABY.

YES?

DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR APARTMENT?

YES.

UH, DANNY BABY?

YES?

IS YOUR RENT CURRENT?

YES.

ALL RIGHT, DANNY BABY?

YES?

DID YOU GET YOUR FIRST CHECK YET?

YES.

GO ON, GET OUT OF THE WAY AND LET THAT BABY IN THE DOOR!

YOU GONNA KEEP YOUR OWN CHILD OUTSIDE

LIKE YOU AIN'T GOT A GOOD MIND?

COME ON IN HERE, BABY!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR MAMA!

IT'S SO GOOD TO SEE YOU.

MM, I KNEW YOU CAN DO IT.

WITH YOUR PRETTY SELF.

YOU GET IT FROM YOUR GRANDMOM.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH! YEAH.

HEY.

UNH‐UNH. WHAT'S WRONG, BABY?

IT'S SAM.

WHAT ABOUT HIM?

HE PARTIES EVERY NIGHT, ALL NIGHT.

I CAN'T GET ANY SLEEP, MY WORK IS SUFFERING,

I CAN'T STOP EATING CHOCOLATE, I'M BLOATED,

AND MY PANTS DON'T FIT!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

UH, BABY, SOUNDS LIKE TO ME YOU'RE PMSing.

GRANDMA, MEN DON'T PMS.

WELL, YOU NEED TO.

WHAT DOES "PMSing" MEAN TO YOU?

PARTY MORE, SON!

HA HA!

WHOO! I TICKLE MY OWN SELF THERE.

GONNA GIVE MYSELF A HIGH FIVE. BAM!

YOU'RE YOUNG.

BABY, JUST JOIN IN, HAVE SOME FUN!

GRANDMA, IF I JOIN IN, I'M GONNA LOSE MY JOB.

AND THEN I'M GONNA HAVE TO MOVE BACK IN HERE WITH YOU.

THAT'S SOME BULL‐‐

DA‐DA‐DA‐DA‐DA‐DA‐DA!

SEEM LIKE YOU AIN'T GONNA BE ABLE TO PARTY NO MORE.

'CAUSE YOU SURE AIN'T MOVING BACK UP IN HERE.

LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO HELP YOU

WITH THIS HERE SITUATION HERE.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

DON'T WORRY ABOUT ALL OF THAT.

WHEN THE NEXT PARTY?

PROBABLY TONIGHT. HE HAS ONE EVERY NIGHT.

MM‐HMM. I GOT THIS HERE.

[ DANCE MUSIC PLAYS ]

WHAT THE... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I CAME TO THE PARTY.

THIS PARTY IS FOR YOUNG PEOPLE.

WELL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

PROTECTING THE DOOR FROM THE WALKING DEAD.

[ DOOR CLOSES ]

GRANDMA?

HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I JUST ASKED HER THAT.

I CAME TO STOP HIM FROM PARTYING.

WELL, HOW ARE YOU GONNA DO THAT?

WATCH AND LEARN.

OH, HEY, MISS HATTIE!

HEY, SAM!

HA HA! I CAME TO GET ON!

OH!

YES, SIR! I NEED A DRINK!

OH, I'LL GET YOU ONE.

OH, NO. I BROUGHT MY OWN.

OH.

YEAH. WHAT IS THAT?

THIS IS FOR YOU AND ME. I MADE IT.

IS THAT WHITE LIGHTNING? YEAH.

OHH, YOU MIGHT WANT TO BE CAREFUL WITH THAT.

PLEASE. I CAN HANDLE IT.

LOOK HERE, I HAD SOME OF THAT ONE NIGHT IN ALABAMA.

I WOKE UP THE NEXT MORNING IN BANGLADESH,

STRAPPED TO A MULE.

BETTER BE CAREFUL.

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD TIME.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YEAH! COME ON!

SHOT FOR YOU AND SHOT FOR ME IF YOU CAN HANG.

OH, PLEASE! I'M A PRO.

[ CHUCKLES ]

YES, SIR!

GRANDMA, HOW IS THIS HELPING?

SHUT HIM UP.

I'M GOING TO BED.

ALL RIGHT. GOOD NIGHT. SEE YOU IN THE MORNING.

CHEERS, MISS HATTIE.

CHEERS.

[ CHUCKLES ]

[ BRAYS ]

SEE HIM IN BANGLADESH.

[ CHUCKLES ]

WHOO!

WHOO!

OW! THAT HURT! YES, SIR!

GONNA HURT WORSE THAN THAT WHEN I GET THROUGH WITH YOU.

[ CHUCKLES ]

SAM, WE GOT TO GO TO WORK. SAM...

I'M UP.

SAM?

WHO IS THIS?

WELL, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?

YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S CHAINED TO HER.

I HOPE IT'S A HER.

THAT STUFF YOUR GRANDMOTHER GAVE ME...

[ Laughing ] I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYTHING.

[ SIGHS ]

HELP ME FIND THE KEY.

[ SCOFFS ] WELL, WHERE WOULD IT BE?

I DON'T KNOW.

WELL, JUST WAKE HER UP. MAYBE SHE DOES.

NO! SHH!

DON'T JUST WAKE HER UP THE MORNING AFTER.

WHAT? THAT'S CRAZY.

LISTEN, WHEN YOU'RE DRINKING, EVERYBODY'S BEAUTIFUL.

AND THEN, THE NEXT DAY,

YOU REALIZE EVERYTHING MIGHT NOT BE SO BEAUTIFUL.

LOOK, I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS.

UH, EXCUSE ME, MISS. WAKE UP, PLEASE.

GRANDMA?

OH, NO!

Danny: AAAH!

W‐WHAT'S THE MATTER?

AAAH!

FLOYD, WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE?

I WAS TOO DRUNK TO MAKE IT BACK DOWNSTAIRS...

...BUT I WASN'T THAT DAMN DRUNK.

I'M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN.

I NEVER WANT TO SEE A PARTY OR A BOTTLE OR YOU AGAIN!

HEY! THAT'S MY GRANDMOTHER...

[Voice breaking] THAT HE SLEPT WITH!

OHH!

Hattie: IT'S OKAY.

HE'S JUST EMBARRASSED.

HE TRIED,

BUT HE COULDN'T KEEP UP WITH THESE OLD MOVES.

GRANDMA, PLEASE.

I'M GONNA BE SICK.

THAT AIN'T WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT.

Floyd: OHH!

WHAT DID I SAY LAST NIGHT?

YOU DON'T REMEMBER?

YOU SAID, "STOP! QUIT! NO!

"THIS IS ILLEGAL IN OTHER COUNTRIES.

"NO! IT'S OUTIE, NOT AN INNIE.

NO!"

NO MEANS NO!

NOT AFTER 2:00 A. M.

THAT'S THE GROAN‐AND‐SEXY TIME RIGHT HERE.

[ Crying ] WHAT?

W‐WHERE'S THE KEY?

IN MY BOSOM.

NOW, COME AND GET IT.

NO, DON'T MAKE ME GO IN THERE!

YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S WHAT YOU SAID LAST NIGHT.

[ MEN GROANING ]

AGH!

THAT'S IT. [ GAGS ]

I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE.

YOU AIN'T GONNA LEAVE ME HERE TO WITNESS THIS BY MYSELF.

NO! N‐‐ AH! AH.

PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME HERE.

IF YOU WANT THIS KEY...

[Deep voice] YOU GOT TO COME GET IT.

[ EXHALES DEEPLY ]

GOOD MORNING.

[ GROWLS ]

WHAT'S GOING ON WITH YOU?

[ GROWLS ]

IS EVERYTHING OKAY?

DON'T ASK.

[ DOOR OPENS ]

SHE FINALLY LET ME GO.

DON'T TALK TO ME.

Drew: OH, I SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING.

THERE'S A LITTLE ROOMIE‐ROOMIE SITUATION.

LOOK, I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM, SAM. YOU NEVER KNOW.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?

WHY DO YOU HAVE TO PARTY EVERY NIGHT?

I DON'T PARTY EVERY NIGHT, ONLY SEVEN NIGHTS A WEEK.

[ GRUNTS ]

THIS IS NO TIME FOR JOKES. YOU SLEPT WITH MY GRANDMOTHER.

LOVER. SHH.

DID YOU TWO SAY YOU WERE LOVERS?

NO. YES.

HE SLEPT WITH MY GRANDMOTHER.

YOU SLEPT WITH MISS HATTIE?

NO.

NO, I DIDN'T.

THIS IS A NEW LOW, EVEN FOR YOU, SAM.

I DIDN'T.

HOW COULD YOU?

WHY WOULD YOU?

I SAID I DIDN'T! OKAY?

AT LEAST, I THINK I DIDN'T.

SAM, THAT'S THE PROBLEM.

YOU'RE SO DISRESPECTFUL, AND I'M NOT GONNA DEAL WITH IT.

I'M MOVING OUT!

YOU SLEPT WITH A 75‐YEAR‐OLD WOMAN.

JEALOUS?

WHY WOULD I BE JEALOUS?

BECAUSE SHE WAS 75 TIMES BETTER

THAN EVERY TIME I SLEPT WITH YOU.

YOU AND I NEVER SLEPT WITH EACH OTHER.

HA! THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK.

HEY, BABY.

HEY, IS GRANDMA HERE?

YEAH, SHE'S IN THE BACK, IN THE KITCHEN.

I'M GONNA SET HER STRAIGHT.

GO ON BACK THERE AND GET SLAPPED DOWN.

BABY, WHAT'S WRONG?

MOM, YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHAT SHE DID.

WHAT?

NO, SHE REALLY DONE IT THIS TIME, MAMA.

WHAT DID SHE DO? GO ON, TELL HER.

SHE SLEPT WITH SAM.

[ CHUCKLES ]

NO, SHE DIDN'T.

YEAH, SHE DID. I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES.

DID WHAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID.

I DON'T KNOW. WHAT'D I DO?

YOU SLEPT WITH SAM.

WHY, DON'T BE OUT HERE TELLING ALL MY BUSINESS,

MAKE THESE PEOPLE THINK I'M LOOSE.

LOOK, I'M MOVING OUT OF THAT PLACE.

WELL, I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE HELL YOU'RE GOING.

WELL, DON'T WORRY, GRANDMA.

I WOULDN'T THINK ABOUT COMING BACK TO THAT HOUSE

AFTER WHAT YOU DID.

WHO YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO?

YOU BETTER WATCH YOUR TONE 'FORE YOU LOSE YOUR TONGUE.

GRANDMA, HOW COULD YOU?

I BET HE DON'T WANT TO PARTY NO MORE.

NO, HE DOESN'T.

THEN MY PLAN WORKED.

BUT DID YOU HAVE TO GO THAT FAR FOR THE PLAN?

I AIN'T DO THAT FOR HIM. I DONE THAT FOR ME.

STOP IT.

MAMA, SHE SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT WITH HIM.

BABY, I BROUGHT YOUR GRANDMOTHER

TO YOUR APARTMENT AT 6:00 A. M.

SHE GOT IN THAT BED WITH HIM

AND PUT THE HANDCUFFS ON TO TEACH HIM A LESSON.

SO YOU DIDN'T SLEEP WITH SAM?

NO, I GOT A LITTLE DIGNITY LEFT.

THANK GOD.

FOR WHAT?

FOR NOT SLEEPING WITH HIM.

WHY, I WASN'T FITTIN' TO DO THAT.

I'D BE A MESS RIGHT HERE, GOT MYSELF 'PREGNATED.

IF YOU HAVE ANY EGGS LEFT,

[CHUCKLES] THEY'RE POACHED.

HI.

HI.

DANNY, I'M SORRY.

LOOK, I LEARNED MY LESSON.

I'M GONNA STOP PARTYING AND DRINKING...SO MUCH.

OKAY, OKAY, I'M GONNA CUT BACK SOME.

ABOUT 50%?

OKAY, IF I SAY 75%, WILL YOU STAY?

[ SIGHS ]

YES.

YOU SURE YOU TWO ARE NOT DOMESTIC PARTNERS?

OKAY, BUT THAT'S THE LAST TIME, SAM.

I NEED TO GO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR GRANDMA.

NO, YOU NEED TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR MANHOOD.

TIME TO MAN UP.

[ SIGHS ]

HEY, SAM!

HEY, MISS HATTIE.

I'VE BEEN CALLING YOU.

YEAH, I KNOW.

YOU AVOIDING ME?

[ CHUCKLES ] YES.

I KNOW YOU CAN'T REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME,

BUT THE SECOND TIME WILL BE BETTER.

I WANT A REMATCH.

NO, NO.

NO, NO, NO, NO REMATCH, NO RE‐ANYTHING.

LOOK, I JUST WANTED TO SAY I'M SORRY

AND ASK THAT THIS STAY BETWEEN US.

THIS HERE WILL BE OUR LITTLE SECRET.

THANK YOU.

I FEEL SO VIOLATED!

AND NAKED!

I'LL BE HERE FOR YOU IF YOU NEED ME, YOU HEAR?