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[Love O2O]

[Episode 11]

There's an empty seat over there. Do you guys mind scooting in?

- Ban Shan! - Isn't that the department beauty?

[Computer Science: 58 Architecture: 48]

Hey, look. Isn't that Bei Wei Wei?

The so-called Second Place School Beauty?

Yes.

Why is Xiao Nai sitting next to her? Is that a coincidence?

Don't be delusional. They're obviously together.

Just now, I saw Xiao Nai give her a ride here on his bike.

The great Xiao Nai has been taken by Bei Wei Wei now.

Meng Yi Ran is here today too. Do you think she came to see Xiao Nai?

Most likely.

But I think that since Bei Wei Wei landed Xiao Nai

she's better off now than she would be as the school beauty.

No kidding.

It's all your fault. Why did you bring me to this game?

I didn't know either.

Why don't we leave, then?

No! If I leave now, what will people say?

[Computer Science: 66 Architecture: 66]

We're all tied.

Don't worry.

Once they stop focusing on the audience, the gap between them will widen.

Why is our department only winning by two points?

I forgot to introduce my roommates. Er Xi, Xiao Ling, and Si Si.

Yes, hello.

It's only natural to make comparisons.

Unlike her, I feel pretty composed when talking to Great Master.

Get to the baseline, baseline! Hey, ball!

Old Man Yu and Drunk Monkey Hou are on the court.

Do you want to go say hi?

Are they numbers ten and eleven?

Yes.

What about Mozarta?

He didn't come.

Do they know that I'm Reed Wei Wei?

No.

I'll go.

[Computer Science: 76 Architecture: 74]

Wait for me for a little bit. Let's leave together.

Did Xiao Nai buy those snacks that we just ate?

Who cares about the snacks?

This is too unreal. Er Xi! Si Si!

Wei Wei and Xiao Nai obviously look like such a good match! Who says they don't?

People on those forums have such terrible judgment!

Exactly.

- Yes! Great job! - Oh, yeah!

Oh, Third Bro!

- Hey! - Finally!

You've finally given up on the bachelor life?

Hello, Seniors. I'm Wei Wei.

- Hello. - Hi.

What I wanted to say, is that I'm Reed Wei Wei.

Wait, Third Bro, what's going on?

What do you think?

Wow... It's fate.

Impressive, Xiao Nai. You got our department beauty.

Tell us, who chased who?

Do you even have to ask? Look at Master Xiao Nai.

He ran off to the grandstands before the game was over.

The legendary poise of Great Master was nowhere to be found.

I think it was Xiao Nai who pursued Wei Wei.

Why waste time playing guessing games?

Junior, tell us quickly. Who did the chasing?

I want to hear it directly from your lips.

I know this.

The two of them have long been under the cover of warehouses.

Under the cover of warehouses?

Why'd you clear your throat? Afraid of being exposed?

It's "under the cover of darkness".

Also, don't use that phrase carelessly.

- Is it that important? - No.

- Important? - No, no.

What's important is that you two are together and we won the game.

- Shouldn't you treat us to dinner? - Treat us to dinner!

You're absolutely right, Ban Shan. Dinner, dinner!

We've all worked up our appetites by playing today.

Let's go get dinner tonight.

- Let's go! - It's Third Bro's treat.

You have to come, Third Sister-in-law.

Don't scare her.

I'll go with you guys. She's not coming.

That won't do.

You're only half of the spotlight today. The star is our department beauty.

- That's right! - Yeah, yeah!

What's wrong with your girlfriend having dinner with us?

I don't have any objections. You guys can ask her, then.

- Come with us. - Come on!

Seniors, I have to go. My roommates, they're waiting for me.

Goodbye, Seniors.

What time do you usually go study?

7:30 a.m.

Sounds good. I'll be waiting for you downstairs tomorrow.

Wei Wei.

Remember to save me a spot.

Okay.

Let's go.

- Come on, let's go change. - Let's go.

We're going to get changed.

- See you. - Bye.

Where is she?

Who?

Third Bro's girlfriend!

You're late. She left already.

I rushed over as soon as I heard the news!

Third Bro, call her over here. I want to see her.

You'll have plenty of chances to see her.

Let's go. Dinner is on Old Man Yu tonight.

Why is it on me? I don't have money or a girlfriend.

I took Wei Wei out to eat. I used all of my money.

Oh, no, oh, no. Third Bro has gotten into the habit of exhibiting happiness.

Life is going to be unbearable from now on.

Just ask me whatever it is that you want to ask me.

You and Xiao Nai have been dating for so long but you didn't even tell us!

That's not true!

I just... found out about it too.

Do you think that we're stupid?

Based on the way you two acted today

who would believe you guys haven't been sneaking around for at least half a year?

Half a year? More like half an hour.

I demand ten uninterrupted minutes to provide you with my statement.

Quickly, tell us the truth.

How far have you guys gotten?

Have you guys kissed?

When was the first kiss?

This is how it went.

One day, a few months ago

a day with the clearest, beautiful skies, cloudless as far as the eye can see

the moon shining so brightly

I opened the game and then went to use the bathroom.

- Get to the point! - Get to the point!

The point comes after I went to the bathroom. You're all so impatient.

After I came out of the bathroom, I found myself surrounded by players

all of them... telling me to steal the groom.

And then, we arranged to meet.

Then I found out that Yi Xiao Nai He is Xiao Nai.

So it's only been two hours since you two met?

I really am innocent. I wasn't hiding it from you guys.

So you just met Xiao Nai and he already has you wrapped around his finger?

It... seems so.

If there was a next time, I would definitely hold out until the next day.

Forget it. There won't be a next time.

I told you, she's in love!

But the guy is actually Master Xiao Nai!

It's so unreal!

Wei Wei, does Great Master know that you're so into him?

Don't worry about that.

In the game, I'm also smitten by him.

He won't be taken aback by it in real life.

It's getting harder and harder to know what to make of you.

Oh, right, Wei Wei. You haven't shown us the video clip of the game you made yet.

I'll show you guys when we get back.

We arranged to meet up to discuss the video clip of the game.

I completely forgot about it.

The combined power of both masters is too strong!

It's true that a person's IQ plummets when they fall in love.

Master Xiao is too incredible...

Even the speed at which he pursues someone is like that of a blitzkrieg.

I was pretty awesome today, wasn't I?

Don't even get me started.

- What's wrong, Mr. Beauty? - Get off of me.

What's up?

I just feel... a bit upset.

You see that Third Bro has a girl now.

But you still don't have one, so you feel especially miserable.

- No, he's jealous, jealous, jealous. - Stop it.

Why would I be jealous of him?

He was going to get a girl sooner or later.

I'm thinking of Third Sister-in-law in the game.

Think about it.

In real life, Third Bro got a girlfriend.

As buddies, we should wish him well.

But think about it some more.

What about Third Sister-in-law, in the game?

She was just stood up for the championship fight

and now Third Bro has found a new girlfriend.

I... just thinking about it makes me devastated.

Let me tell you, worrying about this--

You had a mosquito on you.

Hou, you were saying?

You're right to worry about this!

- Exactly! - Right?

Yes.

Yes.

Third Bro is a scumbag!

He has a girl in the game, and he has a girl out of the game.

So how heartbroken do you think Third Sister-in-law in the game is?

How heartbroken?

Exactly!

No... I have to get justice for Third Sister-in-law from the game today!

So out of the three of us, you'll go?

- Good luck, brother. I believe in you. - I believe in you too.

Third Bro.

I need to talk to you.

You found a girlfriend in real life

and she's even the department beauty.

Naturally, as your buddy, I have to congratulate you.

But... have you thought of our Third Sister-in-law, from the game?

What about our Third Sister-in-law from the game?

Yes, yes, yes. Third Bro, what about Third Sister-in-law from the game?

- Explain it to him. - Give him an explanation.

Then I'll just have to have both.

Third Bro, are you being serious?

I couldn't be more serious.

Third Bro...

You're a scumbag!

Hey. What's going on, you guys? Hurry it up.

You go on ahead. We'll catch up.

We're coming, we're coming.

Wait, what are you guys laughing at? Am I wrong?

Not wrong. Not wrong at all.

- Third Bro? - One hundred percent authentic

- pure scumbag. - No additives.

What's going on here?

Ask Wei Wei.

Wei... Wei? Huh?

The department beauty is named Bei Wei Wei.

Third Sister-in-law in the game calls herself Reed Wei Wei.

They're not the same person, are they?

- They are the same person. - Yes, the same.

Old Man Yu, Monkey Hou, you two...

Run!

I'm going to get you guys!

Stop here!

Drinks are here! Drinks are here!

- Hurry up! - What took you so long?

I always knew Third Bro was efficient

but I never knew he would be this efficient.

Before we even knew about it, he already won the department beauty.

Xiao Nai, how did you get her?

Teach us.

We're going to graduate soon, all of us young, single, lonely, men.

Don't you feel bad for us?

That... depends on talent.

- I know one thing though. - What is it?

I went out with Third Bro a while back. We happened to see the department beauty.

I asked him if there might be something brewing between her and I.

- Do you know what he said? - What?

He said that even if something happened, it wouldn't have anything to do with me.

So much jealousy!

Come on, let's drink!

- Bottoms up! - Cheers!

Oh, but I do have to say this.

Xiao Nai did a wonderful job.

Computer Science managed to produce a Second Place Beauty

and she didn't get snatched up by a different department.

If she got swooped up by someone from a different department

we would have been utterly humiliated.

Hey, hey, hey. What Second Place Beauty? Watch what you say, huh?

Third Sister-in-law is a master of both the pen and the sword.

She's absolutely number one. Those rankings are total crap.

Number one, number one! I'll drink as punishment.

Drink.

I remember there was some controversy over the number one spot last year.

One was Meng Yi Ran and the other was Third Bro's girl.

Why did Third Sister-in-law ended up losing?

Oh! I know this.

My girlfriend is Third Sister-in-law's roommate.

According to her, Third Sister-in-law's picture was taken on the fly.

It was really blurry and didn't make her look good at all.

And there was one more key reason.

Rumors had it that Third Sister-in-law ranked less innocent than Meng Yi Ran.

That's why she lost.

What ranking?

No way, Third Bro.

You don't know about our department's ranking list of beautiful girls?

There's one list that you should definitely know about.

Dangerous Girl ranking.

Third Sister-in-law... number one.

Let me borrow your laptop.

Why do you need a computer right now?

Come on, let's drink!

- Bottoms up. - Cheers.

- Cheers. - Cheers!

See what Xiao Nai's doing.

You're not voting for your girl, are you?

Let me see!

Third Bro.

What have you done?

Why keep rankings that are based on such inaccurate data?

You're incredible.

All right! Let's drink to Third Bro and Third Sister-in-law!

- Cheers! - Cheers!

To no longer being single soon!

- No longer being single! - To not being single!

Come on!

To the school forums blowing up news of Third Bro and Third Sister-in-law!

- Blowing up! - It really is.

- Third Bro! - Third Bro.

- It really is! - It's all over!

- It's Great Xiao Nai! - Why is he with her?

- Isn't she the department beauty? - I don't believe it.

- Why are they together? - What the--

Hello, sir.

This is our brand's bestselling product.

Is it for your girlfriend?

Yes.

- Can you take it out for me to see? - Yes, please wait a moment.

Here.

Your girlfriend will be very pleasantly surprised

to receive such a precious gift.

Cao Guang!

Da Li? It's so late. You're just heading out?

Where have you been? You haven't answered my calls.

My phone died.

You went out to buy a gift? Who is it for?

Isn't that obvious? It was your idea.

Your idea of catering to her pleasure should work well for me though.

The gaming world sure is different.

Cao Guang, you haven't seen the school forums?

Oh... right. Your phone died.

The school forums? What about them?

See for you yourself.

See what for myself?

[Qing University's Great One is taken]

- What is this? - What does it look like?

Bei Wei Wei, Xiao Nai... They're together.

Everybody saw them together. The news is all over the forum.

That's impossible!

The pictures are evidence. There's no way those pictures are fake.

Cao Guang!

Where are you going?

- The basketball court. - You...

Are you an idiot? Look at the time. The game ended a long time ago.

Yi Ran, don't be mad.

They might not even really be together.

Even if they are, it's just Xiao Nai's momentary lapse of judgment.

Girls like Bei Wei Wei use all sorts of tricks.

It's all your fault!

Why did you drag me to the basketball game?

I...

I didn't know this would happen either.

I did it for you.

For me?

You always encourage me to do this, and to do that.

And the results?

Nothing works out at all!

Now look what's happened.

The whole school knows Xiao Nai...

Xiao Nai and Bei Wei Wei are together!

I even went to the basketball game. What do people think of me now?

Yi Ran... people might not necessarily know that you like Xiao Nai.

See for yourself!

Is this considered Bei Wei Wei's counterattack on Meng Yi Ran?

I voted for Bei Wei Wei.

Why does it feel kind of satisfying?

I heard rumors that School Beauty Meng was going after Great Xiao Nai.

Now Bei Wei Wei has done her one better.

I wonder, is School Beauty Meng is crying with her broken heart?

Tell me, what am I going to do now?

Yi Ran, try to calm down first.

Why don't you go home and rest?

There were some things you told me to buy. I haven't gotten them yet.

I'll go buy them now and I'll go get you your favorite orange juice.

Don't be unhappy anymore.

Why is she getting angry at me?

Is it my fault that Xiao Nai ignores you?

She can't get the guy and she takes it out on me?

Does she really think she's a princess? She has such serious princess syndrome.

Does she think she can chew me up and spit me out

after treating me to a few Japanese meals?

If it weren't for--

I wouldn't be taking your crap...

Slow down! It's just the two of us. Nobody's going to take it from you.

So you think that there's a Forget-Love Potion in that bottle?

Is Bei Wei Wei really worth it?

Who hasn't been heartbroken before?

You'll get used to it after a few more times.

Listen to me. Stop drinking.

That kind of woman isn't worth it.

Who says I'm heartbroken?

I just think I misjudged her. I feel ashamed.

I thought I was smart.

In reality, I failed to see just how fickle Bei Wei Wei really is.

Waiter! Two more beers!

Cao Guang, I really do feel sorry for you.

Actually, I've always thought that pretty girls like Bei Wei Wei

think too highly of themselves

and are definitely too picky when it comes to dating life.

You were so serious about pursuing her, so I didn't want to say anything.

But now that things are like this, I'll be frank.

Staying away from her might be a good thing for you.

You think so too?

We were already a couple in the game.

But she's with Xiao Nai in real life too!

Does it not count if it's in a game?

Is toying with another person's feelings acceptable if you do it in a game?

I've been so blind.

I thought, no matter how she seemed on the outside

she was still good on the inside.

I didn't think that she could really be exactly as she seemed.x

Let bygones be bygones.

There are so many pretty and innocent girls out there.

You can pick any one of them.

Who cares about that high IQ, low EQ Computer Science girl?

Right?

I truly underestimated her.

She put on such a good act. How could she possibly have a low EQ?

That's true.

She was attached to you during the game.

Outside of the game, she's hooked on to Xiao Nai.

She could get the award for Best Actress.

All right, all right. That's enough. She's just a woman.

Get a good night's sleep tonight.

Tomorrow, cut off all of your ties with her.

Cut ties?

Why should I?

She can act, I can too!

Starting tomorrow, I'll act too.

Bei Wei Wei... you just wait!

We're leaving.

- Bye. - Bye!

- Bye. See you guys tomorrow. - See you, guys.

- Bye. See you tomorrow. - See you.

Third Bro.

Thank you for risking your life to save me.

Saving you was real. I didn't need to risk my life though.

If you weren't in the way, I was confident I could have avoided the truck.

Third Bro, were you really?

Yes, from that split second's judgment.

And the car has a high safety rating.

You weren't afraid of the off-chance?

Regardless, it was the course of action with the least potential damage.

Third Bro, you have my respect.

Put it down.

We were all very touched that you put your all into playing ball today.

You only just recovered. Don't drink.

You're saying this after I've already been drinking all night?

This only has 3.8 percent alcohol by volume.

It's nothing.

I'm going to the bathroom.

He was afraid of the embarrassment and wouldn't let us tell.

In the end, he said it himself.

Probably because he drank a bit and couldn't stop himself.

He'll probably regret it tomorrow.

You two keep drinking. I'm going to the bathroom too.

Come on. They don't have enough combat strength.

Let's drink.

Hey!

It really is you.

You're the guy at the school cafeteria who does the grunt work--

No, I mean, you're one of our school cafeteria's... employees.

I'm sorry.

It's all right.

You're not working at our school cafeteria anymore?

I work here at night.

The food you make is really good.

I was eating just now, and I thought it tasted familiar.

Since I tasted your food that once, I go to the cafeteria all the time now.

I know.

You know?

Does that mean... you recognize me?

All right. I'll let you get back to work, then.

Oh, right, right, right!

The stir-fried vegetables at school are too bland.

Could you add a little bit of salt?

I don't cook every dish they have at school.

No wonder some meals are so delicious, and others are so horrible.

What's this? Menu items?

I'm in charge of cooking these dishes. You can order these.

Why don't we exchange phone numbers?

I'm just a chef. I cook.

I'm just a programmer. I code.

I still can't sleep.

Misunderstand?

Misunderstand that we're...

in this kind of relationship.

When were we not in that kind of relationship?

You're still awake?

I have to go to the bathroom.

I have to go to sleep

or I'll have bags under my eyes when I wake up to go study tomorrow.

Wei Wei...

Wei Wei...

What's wrong?

I've had diarrhea three times tonight. I'm dying here.

What's wrong?

Er Xi is having severe diarrhea.

Let's take her to Health Center.

But our clinic is infamously terrible.

Let's go to the hospital instead.

Call a taxi and have them wait at the school entrance.

I'll get you some hot water.

See what else you need to bring.

Lie down for a bit.

What did I eat?

Why did this suddenly happen to me?

All right. It's easy to get dehydrated with acute gastroenteritis.

I'll get you hot water later. Drink more water.

We're here.

- Walk slowly. - Be careful.

Be careful.

You guys should go. The doctor said it isn't serious.

I just need to sleep a bit.

Don't worry so much.

We're counting on you to take care of us if we get food poisoning.

Don't think this comes without a price. You have to pay us back in the future.

You guys are great.

Our dorm room sure is great.

Nonsense. Lie down.

Close your eyes and go to sleep.

You're up? Do you feel better?

Wei Wei, Great Master brought that bag of snacks yesterday, didn't he?

Yes.

Sure enough, such holy food cannot be eaten.

It can't be digested by a mere mortal like me.

That's enough. We all ate it. How are we all fine?

Don't blame him for everything.

Be honest with me. Did you drink too much of Si Si's diet tea?

Wei Wei, you sure are pretty.

No wonder you got Great Master.

What? It's obviously because I have substance.

Substance?

It's 7 a.m. already. I should tell Master not to wait for me.

Let me borrow your phone.

It's our first day dating and I have already been exposed as a narcissist.

But I was just kidding!

What should I do? Waiting for an answer!

Why did Master come for us?

When I was using the bathroom this morning, Da Zhong called me.

He happened to run into Master on the staircase and he told him.

Then he said that he would come and pick us up.

Why didn't you give us any notice?

I haven't even brushed my teeth yet.

It was only 6:00 a.m. You guys were still sleeping.

Besides, who cares about whether or not you brushed your teeth?

I haven't brushed my teeth either.

I still don't think it's right for him to be picking us up.

What's bad about it? He's one of us now.

One of us? Si Si, you warm up to others too quickly.

But Great Master's car... Us, mortals--

Si Si's right! One of us, one of us.

You guys haven't had breakfast yet, right? Let's eat first.

He's so considerate! He's helping me get out of this situation!

That's not necessary. We've already troubled you today, Senior.

We're all friends here. Don't be shy.

As expected, his consideration is fleeting.

Take your time.

Thank you for treating us to breakfast, Senior.

Wei Wei, we'll take Er Xi upstairs.

You have to help us thank Senior.

You have to thank him for three minutes.

- Bye. - Bye.

Do you want to prepare?

Prepare what?

Didn't they say three minutes? The countdown starts now.

They were joking. You took them seriously?

Oh, I guess I took them seriously by accident.

I'm going upstairs too. Bye, bye.

- It smells good. - You're awake?

There's nothing more enticing than food. It wakes you up without a sound.

Get up, come eat.

- Er Xi, time to eat! - Wait up, wait up.

You're not feeling sick anymore? You even have the energy to shop.

A lot of major brands are having massive sales online today.

It all starts at 10:00 a.m.

I can't worry about feeling sick.

If I can't get the deals, I'd feel even worse.

Cockroaches probably aren't as resilient as you are.

I am a cockroach. So what? What do you know?

Hunting for bargains is the best way to get over being sick.

Hey, Wei Wei! Come take a look!

There's lots of posts today on the school forum about you and Xiao Nai.

There are also pictures of you two holding hands on the court yesterday.

Let me see!

Look.

A lot of people didn't believe it in the beginning.

They were all dumbfounded when the pictures were posted.

Everyone's wondering about when you two started dating.

I thought that the beauty poll would get bumped up.

Why isn't it here?

People at our school are too nosy. You included.

Finals are coming up.

Everybody gossips more when finals roll around.

It's called stress-relief.

It's 10:00 a.m. I have to grab the deals!

Come help me look at this dress!

Hurry, hurry! It's almost sold out!

That's not bad at all! It's pretty cheap.

Look at this one.

Hello?

You're up?

Yes, I'm up.

Are you going to go study later?

I want to.

But there might not be any spots left by now.

I know a place that's very quiet. I'll take you there.

- Where are we going? - You'll know when we get there.

There's pictures posted online already.

I guess I don't I need to be afraid of being seen anymore.

Aren't we going to the library?

We're going off-campus.

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