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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:14,298 --> 00:00:18,998 THE TEACHER COMES HOME 2 00:00:19,599 --> 00:00:22,340 Professor Busatti, please wait. 3 00:00:23,279 --> 00:00:27,280 I don't know how to thank you. You cured me completely. 4 00:00:27,320 --> 00:00:29,300 - I don't know how to thank you. - I was only doing my job. 5 00:00:29,301 --> 00:00:35,310 - Thank you. Thank you, professor. I feel very well now. 6 00:00:35,319 --> 00:00:39,280 You're like a father to me! Papa! 7 00:00:39,319 --> 00:00:46,320 My wonderful sugar-daddy! Kiss me too, papa! 8 00:00:46,319 --> 00:00:50,240 - How beautiful you are! - Commander! Commander! 9 00:00:50,319 --> 00:00:53,360 Commander, you're expected at the Ministry for the press conference. 10 00:00:53,400 --> 00:00:57,440 - You come with me. - You're the best! You're the best! 11 00:00:58,200 --> 00:01:00,240 - Ciao, papa! - Come along. 12 00:01:01,279 --> 00:01:04,500 - I'm leaving! - Prego. 13 00:01:04,501 --> 00:01:06,001 Ciao, papa! 14 00:01:54,279 --> 00:01:59,360 Amedeo, has my wife finally decided not to rent the apartment? 15 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:03,540 - No, she rented it. - Well... we'll see about that! 16 00:02:05,940 --> 00:02:07,960 So why is he mad at me? 17 00:02:38,540 --> 00:02:42,320 - That was wrong! - It's useless to argue! 18 00:02:42,321 --> 00:02:46,200 You already have your clinic. You have no need for a consulting room as well. 19 00:02:46,239 --> 00:02:51,160 You know that your patients horrify me, they're so sickly. 20 00:02:51,299 --> 00:02:55,240 I rented the apartment to avoid any disagreeable situations. 21 00:02:55,320 --> 00:02:59,000 - To whom did you rent it? - Someone from Milan, through the agency. 22 00:02:59,039 --> 00:03:04,240 - It's a pianist. - A pianist? Some penniless bitch! 23 00:03:05,039 --> 00:03:08,280 Add that on top of what happened to me this morning, ... 24 00:03:08,320 --> 00:03:10,360 ... after I worked all night. What must I do now? 25 00:03:10,399 --> 00:03:13,320 - Listen to a serenade? - If it's any consolation... 26 00:03:13,359 --> 00:03:16,600 ... I spent the night alone while you were enjoying yourself! 27 00:03:16,639 --> 00:03:20,320 Don't forget that one of the doctors has left to be a missionary! 28 00:03:20,359 --> 00:03:23,240 I can scarcely remember when this bed was used for something other than sleep! 29 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:27,360 - Ciao, mama! - Ciao ! I was talking with your father. 30 00:03:27,399 --> 00:03:32,640 - Yes, I heard. Ciao! - I don't think you should talk like that in front of him. 31 00:03:32,739 --> 00:03:35,280 And you don't? At least I don't curse the doorman. 32 00:03:35,320 --> 00:03:39,320 That one occasionally reminds me that I'm a woman. Ciao. 33 00:03:59,359 --> 00:04:02,320 - Good morning! - Call me, don't make me worry. 34 00:04:02,399 --> 00:04:04,440 - But my office is only 1OO meters away. Ciao, love. - Ciao. 35 00:04:04,441 --> 00:04:05,941 Forward, march! 36 00:04:06,239 --> 00:04:10,320 One, two! One, two! To the right! March! 37 00:04:13,359 --> 00:04:19,360 One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two! 38 00:04:19,399 --> 00:04:21,440 - My Dear Elvira! - Good morning, Colonel! 39 00:04:21,479 --> 00:04:24,020 I thought they canceled the Republic Day parade. 40 00:04:24,960 --> 00:04:27,080 - Amedeo! - At your command, Colonel. 41 00:04:27,081 --> 00:04:30,331 At ease. Ras didn't defecate yesterday. 42 00:04:30,399 --> 00:04:32,280 Don't worry, I gave him some mozzarella today. 43 00:04:32,281 --> 00:04:37,240 - He'll shit as soon as he's outside. - Take care, Ras... defecate! 44 00:04:37,779 --> 00:04:40,280 If you come through here again I'm going to kill you! 45 00:04:40,279 --> 00:04:43,360 Couldn't you go out through the garden, instead of using the front door? 46 00:04:43,399 --> 00:04:46,240 Then who would you have to yell at? 47 00:04:46,279 --> 00:04:48,540 Who else were you threatening to kill? The Colonel? Let's go! 48 00:04:48,679 --> 00:04:51,300 Defecate, dogs! 49 00:04:52,240 --> 00:04:56,800 Why can't you take these wretches for a walk sometime? 50 00:04:56,979 --> 00:05:00,680 - Papa, I'm a playboy! - No, you're a play-asshole! 51 00:05:02,979 --> 00:05:06,580 Meow! Meow! 52 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:13,200 What are you doing? Don't pull! Dammit, dogs, don't run! 53 00:05:14,640 --> 00:05:16,060 Stop! 54 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:19,500 Come on, there are only four of them! 55 00:05:20,440 --> 00:05:22,840 Mamma mia, an obstacle! 56 00:05:56,879 --> 00:05:58,160 Go! 57 00:06:02,479 --> 00:06:05,360 Foul! Foul! Stop the ball! 58 00:06:05,699 --> 00:06:06,900 Dickhead! 59 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:10,020 Goal ! 60 00:06:10,220 --> 00:06:13,360 Goal... that ass! 61 00:06:13,399 --> 00:06:15,740 No, you're confusing a goal with your ass. Come on, play. 62 00:06:15,879 --> 00:06:18,880 No, I said: "Look at that ass!" 63 00:06:33,840 --> 00:06:36,060 And that is a nice one! 64 00:07:11,840 --> 00:07:15,400 Hello, the Marinotti residence. Who is speaking? 65 00:07:15,440 --> 00:07:19,180 - It's me, darling... Luisa. - Oh my God! Why are you calling me here? 66 00:07:19,420 --> 00:07:23,360 I've tried three times at your office since yesterday. I was getting worried. 67 00:07:23,399 --> 00:07:25,960 - How are you? - I'm fine. 68 00:07:25,961 --> 00:07:27,261 Who's that? 69 00:07:27,360 --> 00:07:29,400 It's the deputy mayor himself. 70 00:07:29,440 --> 00:07:33,200 - Was that your mother? - My mother? 71 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:37,800 - You never told me that you lived with your mother. - Yes, it's true. 72 00:07:37,840 --> 00:07:39,500 - So how is she doing? - Who? 73 00:07:39,501 --> 00:07:42,301 Your mother! Didn't she have a heart attack? 74 00:07:43,240 --> 00:07:48,180 She's usually on her back, but sometimes she's up and down. 75 00:07:48,279 --> 00:07:50,640 - Say hello for me. - Yes, I'll tell her. 76 00:07:51,079 --> 00:07:53,600 - The deputy mayor's mother sends her greetings. - Do I know her? 77 00:07:53,740 --> 00:07:57,300 - Once a mother, always a mother. - But, Ferdinando... 78 00:07:57,301 --> 00:07:58,801 I'm coming! 79 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:03,840 - Now? - No, in a little while! Call me at the office. 80 00:08:03,979 --> 00:08:05,120 Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! 81 00:08:51,080 --> 00:08:54,520 - Guys, she's going to our house! - I have an idea! 82 00:08:55,359 --> 00:08:57,260 - That's unusual. - Where's he going? 83 00:09:09,640 --> 00:09:11,500 Ciao! Is the doorman here? 84 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:15,220 I'm the junior doorman! 85 00:09:16,020 --> 00:09:18,180 Is this the place where there was an apartment for rent? 86 00:09:18,220 --> 00:09:20,580 It is, if it hasn't already been rented. 87 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:23,780 Anyway, I'll take you to the owner. Follow me. 88 00:09:26,039 --> 00:09:29,300 No, my dear... I'll accompany you, this is my house. 89 00:09:29,440 --> 00:09:31,220 - Let me take your luggage. - Thank you. 90 00:09:31,221 --> 00:09:32,521 - Come in. - Prego. 91 00:09:33,059 --> 00:09:37,160 - Bring the luggage. - Who? Here, Roberto, you need the exercise. 92 00:09:37,400 --> 00:09:39,120 Come on! Let's go! 93 00:09:41,420 --> 00:09:42,920 This way. 94 00:09:47,500 --> 00:09:51,080 - What about me? - No, you take the stairs. You need to lose weight. 95 00:09:54,640 --> 00:09:56,000 Let's go! 96 00:10:01,500 --> 00:10:03,080 Please... 97 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,820 Hello? 98 00:10:23,139 --> 00:10:26,400 Teresa... get the door! 99 00:10:29,320 --> 00:10:31,440 The goddamn door! 100 00:10:34,039 --> 00:10:36,800 Is everyone dead? Where is everybody? 101 00:10:37,239 --> 00:10:40,120 I have to answer the door in my sleep! Who is it? 102 00:10:40,320 --> 00:10:43,360 Papa, open up! It's a lady to rent the apartment. 103 00:10:43,440 --> 00:10:47,440 What do I care? We already rented it to a piano teacher. 104 00:10:47,700 --> 00:10:49,740 That's me, Luisa De Dominicis. 105 00:10:57,980 --> 00:10:59,340 Is this a dream? 106 00:10:59,440 --> 00:11:01,200 Just a minute! 107 00:11:22,359 --> 00:11:26,740 - Here I am. Wasn't that quick? - Fregoli couldn't have done better. 108 00:11:26,759 --> 00:11:29,400 You're too kind! In my profession... 109 00:11:29,440 --> 00:11:33,060 ...timeliness is indispensable. 110 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,060 - Are you a journalist? - No, a surgeon. 111 00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:43,640 Come, I'll show you my... your apartment. 112 00:11:43,839 --> 00:11:45,880 It's on the same floor. 113 00:11:48,980 --> 00:11:50,820 My apologies if it's in a mess. 114 00:11:55,559 --> 00:12:00,100 - It's small, but with all the amenities. - It is very nice. 115 00:12:00,540 --> 00:12:05,400 - Thank you. - I like it. Even the kitchen is nice. 116 00:12:05,440 --> 00:12:07,520 I'm glad you like it. 117 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:13,400 - Is there a terrace? - Yes. 118 00:12:13,440 --> 00:12:15,840 - May I see it? - Of course. 119 00:12:19,139 --> 00:12:23,580 - What a beautiful, sunny terrace... a beautiful view! - You're telling me? 120 00:12:24,120 --> 00:12:26,420 I've always wanted a place with a terrace. 121 00:12:28,359 --> 00:12:31,280 20.000, 20.000, 20.000... 122 00:12:32,300 --> 00:12:34,520 - Who pays that kind of money? - How should I know? 123 00:12:35,759 --> 00:12:39,880 - Ettore, 20.000. - You should see this ... 124 00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:44,360 - 20.000 a pop! - Duilio, the ass, he got a discount! 125 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,640 Only 15.000! 126 00:12:47,359 --> 00:12:50,360 This is a beautiful closet, very important to a woman. 127 00:12:50,359 --> 00:12:54,000 My wife doesn't talk about anything else. So you play the piano? 128 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:58,640 Yes! But some say it's like I was from Mars. 129 00:12:59,080 --> 00:13:01,980 It comes down to caring for my customers, like any other job. 130 00:13:02,320 --> 00:13:04,620 - I had many clients in Milan. - Really? 131 00:13:04,759 --> 00:13:07,860 Yes! As many as... 12 or 13 a day! 132 00:13:07,900 --> 00:13:12,500 I'm sure that you'll soon see a steady clientele here. 133 00:13:12,539 --> 00:13:15,320 - The telephone works? - Yes, of course. 134 00:13:15,321 --> 00:13:17,320 Did you see how she's concerned about it? 135 00:13:17,359 --> 00:13:20,320 Otherwise, how would you contact your clients and make a living? 136 00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,640 There is this bed and another at the corner of the kitchen. 137 00:13:24,039 --> 00:13:28,360 If that creature bothers you, I'll take it to the zoo. Roar....! 138 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:32,040 No, I like wild animals. 139 00:13:32,280 --> 00:13:35,280 - I'll feel more protected. - Thank God! 140 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:38,760 To be honest, I couldn't wish for more. 141 00:13:39,059 --> 00:13:41,880 It's very nice here, quite comfortable. 142 00:13:42,120 --> 00:13:46,400 I'm sure I'll be happy here. 143 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:51,060 I'm pleased, and honored to have you as a tenant. 144 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:55,040 We won't disturb you any longer. Boys! 145 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:56,160 What? 146 00:13:57,459 --> 00:13:59,300 - Goodbye. - Goodbye, I'll see you to the door. 147 00:14:04,839 --> 00:14:09,300 - Goodbye. - See you soon. - Goodbye. - See you soon. 148 00:14:31,359 --> 00:14:35,040 - Yes? Councillor Bonci Marinotti. - It's me, Luisa. 149 00:14:35,239 --> 00:14:38,080 Ah! One moment! 150 00:14:39,659 --> 00:14:42,440 Take these. The rest I'll sign later. Now go. 151 00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,400 - What is it? - It doesn't sound like you're pleased to hear from me. 152 00:14:47,740 --> 00:14:53,020 That's not it! I'm still a little shaken by what happened this morning! 153 00:14:53,459 --> 00:14:58,260 You caught me in the middle of... of a discussion with my mother. 154 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:02,440 - I'm sorry, I didn't know. - Never mind, it's already forgotten. 155 00:15:02,740 --> 00:15:07,400 - How are things there to Milan? - But I'm in Lucca! 156 00:15:07,401 --> 00:15:08,601 Oh my God! 157 00:15:09,239 --> 00:15:13,400 In Lucca? What are you doing here? Are you passing through? 158 00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:17,320 No, I'm not passing through, love. I've come here to live. 159 00:15:17,359 --> 00:15:21,220 - And how will you do that? - Like I always have. 160 00:15:21,359 --> 00:15:25,280 Yes, of course, it will be a bit difficult at first,... 161 00:15:25,320 --> 00:15:27,360 ... but as soon as I learn my way around and make some contacts ... 162 00:15:27,400 --> 00:15:30,280 ... I'll be able to practice my profession just as I did in Milan. Don't worry. 163 00:15:30,280 --> 00:15:35,400 - You won't have to take care of me. - I wasn't suggesting that, for heaven's sake. 164 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:40,240 - What hotel are you staying at? - Hotel? I have a little nest of my own. 165 00:15:40,280 --> 00:15:42,880 It has a beautiful terrace and a magnificent bed. 166 00:15:43,320 --> 00:15:47,400 Your own nest, with the bed. I'm not quite sure what to say. 167 00:15:47,440 --> 00:15:51,280 - Even if I knew, I wouldn't be able to say it. - What's the matter with you? 168 00:15:51,280 --> 00:15:56,200 - You sound agitated. - I'm not! I'm just excited. 169 00:15:56,280 --> 00:15:59,360 I'm in high spirits because I love you. 170 00:15:59,359 --> 00:16:03,200 - I'm agitated because I love you. - So where can we meet? 171 00:16:03,239 --> 00:16:06,060 - I don't know! - At the plaza by the new church? 172 00:16:06,359 --> 00:16:10,840 Okay, I'll take a taxi. I'll recognize your car, of course. Ciao. 173 00:16:10,980 --> 00:16:14,120 Ciao. She's nothing but a call girl. 174 00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:16,680 That's worse than calling 113 [the police]! 175 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:20,360 Why do I have to work from morning to night... 176 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:24,140 - ...when that lazy child of yours just lays around? - Be careful! 177 00:16:24,280 --> 00:16:27,760 - You might get a cramp from the grater! - Ciao, have you eaten? 178 00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:30,540 Good morning! Welcome, Doctor. 179 00:16:31,200 --> 00:16:33,360 - She's been waiting to feed you. - Yes? 180 00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:38,020 - I don't like to wait when I'm ready to eat! - Sorry, papa! 181 00:16:38,359 --> 00:16:41,360 - Where have you been? - I brought in the new tenant -- a teacher. 182 00:16:41,400 --> 00:16:44,400 - Oh, yes? - I fixed an egg with seasoned pasta. 183 00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:48,320 - Thanks, mama! - Eat the egg, then do your math with your father. 184 00:16:48,359 --> 00:16:49,840 - Sit down. - Yes. 185 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:54,120 - Now, tell me all about her. - The new tenant is a knockout! 186 00:16:54,400 --> 00:16:57,440 - As nice as the ones in Chiappetta? - Better than any of them, papa! Any! 187 00:16:57,541 --> 00:17:00,340 - Holy shit! Can't I take a drink? - Exactly! 188 00:17:00,341 --> 00:17:01,641 Exactly what? 189 00:17:09,219 --> 00:17:10,660 - Hello? - Yes? 190 00:17:10,661 --> 00:17:12,861 - Am I speaking with my asshole of a son? - Yes. 191 00:17:13,070 --> 00:17:15,600 What are you trying to do, make me look like an asshole? 192 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:18,940 - The new tenant is a call girl. - What does that mean? 193 00:17:18,941 --> 00:17:20,441 She's a whore! 194 00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:24,080 - Pervert! - I also have good news for you! 195 00:17:24,319 --> 00:17:29,280 - And what would that be? - There's an increase of 20.000 for doormen. 196 00:17:29,299 --> 00:17:32,400 - But not until '85, I'm afraid. - Ha! "Campa Cavallo" [Life as a Horse]. 197 00:17:32,400 --> 00:17:34,440 You still haven't eaten your egg? 198 00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:38,840 - Eat up! - Eat up, so you can become as big as your father. 199 00:17:39,079 --> 00:17:41,300 Stop reminding him, you'll give him a complex. 200 00:17:42,600 --> 00:17:45,180 Just eat your egg so you can grow. 201 00:17:45,190 --> 00:17:47,200 But they disgust me, especially when they come out my ass! 202 00:17:47,201 --> 00:17:49,201 Don't say bad words! 203 00:17:49,400 --> 00:17:52,480 - Are you some kind of dimwit? - Don't talk like that to your mother! 204 00:17:53,019 --> 00:17:55,000 - Don't mistreat him. - That will teach him! 205 00:17:55,101 --> 00:17:57,501 Show your father some respect! 206 00:18:02,800 --> 00:18:04,360 I'll have an egg with my pasta. 207 00:18:19,219 --> 00:18:20,740 - Keep the change. - Thank you. 208 00:18:29,040 --> 00:18:30,380 Where can he be? 209 00:18:37,400 --> 00:18:39,260 Luisa, I'm in here! 210 00:18:42,360 --> 00:18:47,080 - Ciao, my tomcat! - Get in, quickly! 211 00:18:47,319 --> 00:18:49,440 What are you doing hiding in the car? 212 00:18:49,441 --> 00:18:52,141 Get in, and be quiet. Quick, crouch down. 213 00:18:52,579 --> 00:18:54,140 - Are you some kind of spy? - Yes. 214 00:18:54,279 --> 00:18:55,580 - Just kidding! - My love! 215 00:18:55,581 --> 00:18:57,381 I'm running in the election for mayor. 216 00:18:57,719 --> 00:19:00,520 - I want to make love! - No, stop it. 217 00:19:00,521 --> 00:19:04,021 - Let's make love. - We can't be seen by the office workers! 218 00:19:04,440 --> 00:19:08,360 I based my election campaign on the defense of morality. 219 00:19:08,700 --> 00:19:11,320 - Then introduce me to your mother. - What, are you crazy? 220 00:19:11,360 --> 00:19:13,200 The slightest excitement could kill her. 221 00:19:13,339 --> 00:19:18,040 - As soon as she's feeling better we'll see. - What a disappointment. 222 00:19:18,079 --> 00:19:21,500 You were so passionate in Milan. Maybe I was wrong to come here. 223 00:19:21,540 --> 00:19:24,400 Yes, this was a terrible prank. 224 00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:27,600 Quiet! Someone's coming! 225 00:19:33,400 --> 00:19:36,260 It's a tow truck! Someone's vigilant! 226 00:19:40,900 --> 00:19:42,100 Get down! 227 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:46,340 This car belongs to our councilman. Bravo, eh? 228 00:19:46,939 --> 00:19:52,240 Take it away. Like all of them, he says one thing and then ... 229 00:20:01,839 --> 00:20:05,000 To think it was me who wanted the plaza to be a pedestrian area. 230 00:20:14,160 --> 00:20:15,680 I have an idea. 231 00:20:20,539 --> 00:20:24,080 We'll do like the paratroopers. When I say, you jump out. 232 00:20:24,119 --> 00:20:27,360 Don't worry, I'll come to find you tonight. Are you ready? 233 00:20:27,361 --> 00:20:29,320 - Yes. - Go... go! 234 00:20:35,079 --> 00:20:38,060 - My God, what are you doing? - Excuse me. 235 00:20:38,061 --> 00:20:40,261 For heaven's sake, I hope there's a replay! 236 00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,040 Now it's up to you, Marinotti Ferdinando. 237 00:20:45,239 --> 00:20:48,240 Squeeze your ass and jump! Number two out! 238 00:20:56,839 --> 00:20:58,800 Oh... the pain! 239 00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:11,000 - Councillor Marinotti, is that you? - Spy! 240 00:21:23,839 --> 00:21:26,000 - Will it work? - Are you kidding? 241 00:21:26,300 --> 00:21:30,140 The hole should be at the eye of the tiger, according to my calculations. 242 00:21:32,460 --> 00:21:34,280 - Damn it! - What calculations did you use? 243 00:21:34,281 --> 00:21:35,881 I must have made a miscalculation! 244 00:21:36,019 --> 00:21:38,820 Plug the hole before it floods the house! You ruined everything! 245 00:21:39,360 --> 00:21:43,760 - Get a plug! - Don't panic, I've got it. 246 00:21:44,061 --> 00:21:45,261 There! 247 00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,400 I nearly sweat to death! 248 00:21:50,500 --> 00:21:55,240 - Now what do we do? - We move to the other eye. 249 00:21:55,979 --> 00:22:00,240 - And hope we don't hit the gas pipe! - Let's hope! 250 00:22:10,540 --> 00:22:13,220 Ciao! Has the new tenant arrived? 251 00:22:13,319 --> 00:22:16,400 - Unfortunately she woke me up. - How's that? 252 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:19,400 She said she wanted to be my... my tenant. 253 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:22,500 I'll check on her tonight before dinner. 254 00:22:22,639 --> 00:22:25,540 - I'm going to the clinic, I have an urgent case. - Ciao! 255 00:22:31,240 --> 00:22:33,300 - Good morning, professor. - How are you, Amadeo? 256 00:22:33,739 --> 00:22:35,920 - Going to the clinic? - It's where I work. 257 00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:37,221 How many operations today? 258 00:22:37,360 --> 00:22:40,140 - Three stomachs and two livers. - Enjoy your meal. 259 00:22:41,079 --> 00:22:44,360 You know you work too hard, professor. You need to take a break now and then. 260 00:22:44,400 --> 00:22:47,420 Perhaps you should go to the beach. I've got that, professor. Get in. 261 00:22:48,360 --> 00:22:50,100 You could get a tan. 262 00:22:50,239 --> 00:22:54,140 Lately I've noticed you might need a rest... taking care of things at home and at the office. 263 00:22:54,579 --> 00:22:58,920 - Amedeo, are you delirious? - I need to tell you something, just between us men. 264 00:22:59,219 --> 00:23:04,680 Working as the doorman, I've come to realize how this area is filled. 265 00:23:05,319 --> 00:23:07,640 Filled, my dear professor. 266 00:23:07,839 --> 00:23:11,000 The area around here is filled with whores. Really! 267 00:23:11,500 --> 00:23:13,300 Last night I counted eight! 268 00:23:13,979 --> 00:23:17,540 This area is perhaps the only one in Lucca so full of whores. 269 00:23:17,839 --> 00:23:21,000 The next thing you know there'll be twelve. Twelve - can you believe that? 270 00:23:21,540 --> 00:23:23,840 It seems an odd thing, but it's true. 271 00:23:24,279 --> 00:23:27,880 Then she ... Professor, would you like me to scratch you? 272 00:23:27,919 --> 00:23:30,100 Hopefully it's not an epidemic! 273 00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:34,440 - In any case, there are more whores! - So, where do they lurk? 274 00:23:34,459 --> 00:23:37,020 - At home, professor. - In my home? 275 00:23:37,259 --> 00:23:39,760 Didn't you know that the new tenant is the chief whore? 276 00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:42,500 Stop it! 277 00:23:42,939 --> 00:23:46,120 - First you scratch and then you're angry? - How dare you? 278 00:23:46,360 --> 00:23:48,200 - Okay! - Who told you that? 279 00:23:48,801 --> 00:23:51,201 The people. Vox populi. 280 00:23:53,380 --> 00:23:57,460 You're a luxury in this building, so no more gossiping! 281 00:23:57,500 --> 00:24:00,940 - Don't get mad, I'll be as silent as a tombola. - You mean the grave [tombale]! 282 00:24:01,000 --> 00:24:05,280 - Tombola or tombale in English. - Just put a headstone on that tombola! 283 00:24:05,319 --> 00:24:07,140 Okay, goodbye. 284 00:24:08,140 --> 00:24:10,380 Stop shouting or I'll fire you! 285 00:24:10,381 --> 00:24:14,240 - The door! - That's it! You're fired! 286 00:24:14,241 --> 00:24:16,740 - The door! - I said you're fired! 287 00:24:16,741 --> 00:24:19,141 My hand's in the door! 288 00:24:24,560 --> 00:24:26,920 - What can you see? - Tell us! 289 00:24:26,921 --> 00:24:30,021 Wait a minute. There, she's taking a shower. 290 00:24:30,759 --> 00:24:33,640 - Does she shower in her clothes? - No, she's naked. 291 00:24:34,280 --> 00:24:39,960 She's naked! She's totally nude! Totally nude! 292 00:24:41,100 --> 00:24:45,120 - Totally nude! - Did she put a spell on you? Let me see! 293 00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:52,180 - What can you see? - What a beautiful pair! 294 00:24:52,820 --> 00:24:56,860 What beautiful breasts she has! Her thighs! Her thighs! 295 00:24:57,200 --> 00:25:03,260 - Just a minute... soon! - Save some for me! 296 00:25:03,400 --> 00:25:05,520 - It's my turn! Get out of there! - Wait, you'll get your turn! 297 00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:11,160 - Come on! Lift me... 298 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:22,040 Look at that pair! 299 00:25:32,200 --> 00:25:33,820 They looked like giant lollipops. 300 00:25:37,239 --> 00:25:40,280 - Get out of there. I'll use my left eye! - Okay, but get off the floor. 301 00:25:40,359 --> 00:25:42,320 Alright then, look! 302 00:25:44,059 --> 00:25:47,480 I'd love to soap her down! Why wasn't I born a sponge? 303 00:26:00,079 --> 00:26:02,500 - Come on, stop it up! - Mr. Fix-it! 304 00:26:02,501 --> 00:26:06,001 - Quickly! - There you go, that did it. 305 00:26:16,799 --> 00:26:19,860 This is a psychologically opportune moment. I'm going to attack. 306 00:26:19,900 --> 00:26:23,000 - What are you going to do? - I'm going for it! 307 00:26:23,439 --> 00:26:24,800 He's just crazy! 308 00:26:25,500 --> 00:26:28,280 And she's just beautiful! 309 00:26:32,079 --> 00:26:33,320 I'm coming! 310 00:26:45,359 --> 00:26:48,000 - Have I disturbed you? - No, just tell me why you're here. 311 00:26:48,020 --> 00:26:51,840 Actually... You know... These things are... 312 00:26:53,139 --> 00:26:56,080 I don't know... where to begin! 313 00:26:58,120 --> 00:27:01,840 But I can see that you're busy and won't waste your time. 314 00:27:01,939 --> 00:27:03,820 No, just tell me what's on your mind. 315 00:27:09,459 --> 00:27:12,720 - What? - Delinquent! Scoundrel! How dare you? 316 00:27:12,759 --> 00:27:15,260 You're a pig! Get out! 317 00:27:17,879 --> 00:27:19,160 Who is it? 318 00:27:19,660 --> 00:27:22,320 - Who is it? - It's me, your tomcat! 319 00:27:22,759 --> 00:27:24,740 Is it Puss in Boots? 320 00:27:28,879 --> 00:27:31,060 Did I offend you? 321 00:27:35,659 --> 00:27:38,860 I made it! I came up without being seen by anyone. 322 00:27:38,899 --> 00:27:42,300 - Not even the doorman. - Don't overdo it, we're all free to come and go. 323 00:27:42,339 --> 00:27:45,220 Maybe you are, my love, but I'm not. 324 00:27:45,459 --> 00:27:50,400 Do you understand? If anyone asks you, I'm your brother. 325 00:27:51,200 --> 00:27:55,300 - I do not understand. That's ridiculous. - I know, but bear with me for a while. 326 00:27:55,859 --> 00:28:00,080 Everything will work out, you'll see. Ah! The treasure of the Incas! 327 00:28:00,320 --> 00:28:03,420 - But you still haven't given me a kiss. - What was that? 328 00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:10,300 I don't know why, but I don't feel I'm alone in my own home. 329 00:28:10,700 --> 00:28:13,040 I feel like we're being watched. 330 00:28:13,379 --> 00:28:16,360 Beautiful, sweet, my brioche, all buttered! 331 00:28:16,399 --> 00:28:18,020 Give me a kiss. 332 00:28:18,400 --> 00:28:23,900 There's so much that I want to do with you. Have you wanted to see me? 333 00:28:24,059 --> 00:28:28,360 Do you feel like you want it? I want more... always more! 334 00:28:28,500 --> 00:28:32,460 Let me look at these! Gold! These are gold! 335 00:28:36,079 --> 00:28:38,260 That tiger makes me uncomfortable. 336 00:28:40,099 --> 00:28:41,860 He reminds me of the current mayor. 337 00:28:41,861 --> 00:28:45,061 That's impossible, Ferdinando, it's just a tiger. Leave the tiger alone! 338 00:28:45,140 --> 00:28:48,600 - Just think about me! - Yes, my love. 339 00:28:49,459 --> 00:28:53,620 - Yes, come on the bed. - Yes. - What are they doing? 340 00:28:53,660 --> 00:28:56,240 She's taking off her robe and getting into bed! 341 00:28:56,579 --> 00:28:58,660 - Come to bed! - Yes, I'm coming. 342 00:28:59,199 --> 00:29:03,460 - Rip everything off! Break a leg! - Oh, yes! 343 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,620 Help me take off my pants. Quick... my pants! 344 00:29:07,660 --> 00:29:11,020 Give me a hand, open the treasure chest! 345 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:13,260 Careful! You tore off a button. 346 00:29:13,699 --> 00:29:16,760 - Yes! How nice! - Ahhhh... ! 347 00:29:17,940 --> 00:29:22,460 - Who is it now? - Never mind who's there, just hold me! 348 00:29:25,840 --> 00:29:28,680 - Who is it? - It's Mrs. Busatti. 349 00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:33,040 I brought you something to eat, since you're probably not organized yet. 350 00:29:34,179 --> 00:29:35,740 The landlady! 351 00:29:37,699 --> 00:29:39,640 - I have to get away. - Yes, run! 352 00:29:40,341 --> 00:29:42,741 - My shoes! - Here they are. Quickly! 353 00:29:46,499 --> 00:29:51,100 - Your pants are on the floor. I'm coming! - You're coming? I didn't even get a handjob! 354 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,420 I'm putting on my robe. I'll be right there! 355 00:29:55,760 --> 00:29:59,060 - I'll hide in the closet. - No, not there! Not the closet! 356 00:30:02,460 --> 00:30:06,080 - Out on the terrace. - I'll go out on the terrace. 357 00:30:07,020 --> 00:30:09,220 - Quickly. - On the terrace. 358 00:30:12,560 --> 00:30:14,420 Here, Fernando... your shoes. 359 00:30:19,079 --> 00:30:20,900 I'm coming, signora. 360 00:30:24,700 --> 00:30:26,820 I hope I'm not interrupting anything? 361 00:30:26,821 --> 00:30:30,221 Whatever you may have imagined, there's nothing going on in my home. 362 00:30:32,940 --> 00:30:37,080 My husband called from the clinic. He has to work late. 363 00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,300 He had an urgent case come in. 364 00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:46,960 There must be some cats in heat outside. Cats are little whores,... 365 00:30:47,000 --> 00:30:50,100 ...lying on the couch all day and then going out at night to frolic. 366 00:30:50,340 --> 00:30:54,920 - Let's see what they're doing. - No, Mrs. Busatti, not on the terrace. 367 00:30:55,020 --> 00:30:58,040 The cats are my friends. I like them and they keep me company. 368 00:30:58,079 --> 00:31:01,780 - Okay, then. I'll be back to pick up the dishes. - Brava. 369 00:31:01,820 --> 00:31:07,200 - You eat... don't let any go to waste. - Don't worry. Good evening, Mrs. Busatti. 370 00:31:12,500 --> 00:31:14,000 At last. 371 00:31:14,199 --> 00:31:16,920 - Madonna! - No! 372 00:31:19,699 --> 00:31:22,880 - Who is it? - It's me, Dr. Busatti. 373 00:31:25,320 --> 00:31:28,860 - Please let me in, it's best I avoid being seen. - Look, I ... 374 00:31:29,199 --> 00:31:32,640 - I was about to go to bed. - By yourself? 375 00:31:35,059 --> 00:31:38,400 - With whom? I'm alone. - Oh my God! 376 00:31:39,179 --> 00:31:41,040 Whatever you say. 377 00:31:42,179 --> 00:31:44,560 Who else do you think might come here at this time of night? 378 00:31:45,199 --> 00:31:47,940 Just me. 379 00:31:48,979 --> 00:31:52,660 - Do you believe this sugar-daddy? - I brought you a present. 380 00:31:52,700 --> 00:31:55,400 - Do you like it? - You're such a dear. 381 00:31:55,540 --> 00:31:58,000 I had to run today, and I haven't been able to properly welcome you. 382 00:31:58,140 --> 00:32:00,500 I completely understand. You're so thoughtful. 383 00:32:01,140 --> 00:32:04,880 I have to be home by midnight, or else explain myself to my wife. 384 00:32:05,419 --> 00:32:09,600 - Enough. - A girl like you, doing what you do ... 385 00:32:18,459 --> 00:32:20,860 - Who is it? - Mrs. Busatti. 386 00:32:23,899 --> 00:32:27,080 Where can I hide? It's my wife. The closet... 387 00:32:27,119 --> 00:32:28,560 No, not the closet. 388 00:32:30,799 --> 00:32:32,800 - No, you can't go in there. - Where can I go? 389 00:32:34,040 --> 00:32:35,300 Under the bed. 390 00:32:40,219 --> 00:32:45,460 - Under the bed! - No... out, out. 391 00:32:51,199 --> 00:32:55,000 - The terrrace! - No. 392 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:07,720 My God, where can I hide? Where can I hide? 393 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,500 Got a light? 394 00:33:43,079 --> 00:33:46,080 Good night. I'm delighted to have you as a neighbor. 395 00:33:46,119 --> 00:33:50,580 - It was my pleasure. - I enjoyed it... a great pleasure. See you soon. 396 00:34:00,799 --> 00:34:02,120 The maniac! 397 00:34:06,079 --> 00:34:07,700 You poor thing! 398 00:34:08,640 --> 00:34:10,640 There's the lunatic, look at him. 399 00:34:11,279 --> 00:34:12,840 Wake up, wake up! 400 00:34:36,999 --> 00:34:38,480 What? 401 00:34:39,019 --> 00:34:40,880 You swine! 402 00:34:42,881 --> 00:34:44,481 You're insane! 403 00:34:46,899 --> 00:34:50,060 - I just wanted to tell you ... - Get out! 404 00:34:50,799 --> 00:34:52,900 Good night. 405 00:35:01,660 --> 00:35:06,060 - Stop here. - Do you see that? They're delivering a piano. 406 00:35:10,639 --> 00:35:12,760 - Doorman? - Who goes there? 407 00:35:12,799 --> 00:35:15,660 - Excuse me, Miss De Dominicis? - Ah, for the piano? 408 00:35:15,799 --> 00:35:17,300 The piano goes to the top floor. 409 00:35:17,899 --> 00:35:22,080 Top floor, always the top floor, never one ever lives on the first floor. 410 00:35:22,219 --> 00:35:24,760 - Come on, let's get it unloaded. - It's her piano. 411 00:35:24,799 --> 00:35:27,200 - Hey, playboy. Get over here. - What is it, papa? 412 00:35:28,840 --> 00:35:31,960 Let me make one thing clear, if you're interested in music,... 413 00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:36,800 ...you won't be playing the piano, but rather the bassoon. 414 00:35:37,040 --> 00:35:39,180 She's doing this to hide her real business. 415 00:35:39,219 --> 00:35:42,840 Holy shit, I hadn't thought of that. Sometimes you're so smart. 416 00:35:43,179 --> 00:35:45,800 - I learned everything from mama. - From whom did you learn? 417 00:35:45,799 --> 00:35:47,260 I learned everything from mama. 418 00:35:49,099 --> 00:35:51,200 Am I supposed to learn everything from my father? 419 00:35:51,440 --> 00:35:54,840 Roberto, come to the table, your father is waiting. Come. 420 00:35:55,279 --> 00:35:56,840 I'll be right there. 421 00:35:59,319 --> 00:36:00,920 I told you fat was bad for you. 422 00:36:01,660 --> 00:36:06,680 ln all of my activities I demand,... 423 00:36:07,219 --> 00:36:13,840 ...I repeat, I demand, the utmost punctuality, you little prick! 424 00:36:14,179 --> 00:36:17,840 Why is punctuality synonymous with discipline? 425 00:36:17,840 --> 00:36:21,400 - The secret of discipline is punctuality. - Bravo. 426 00:36:21,799 --> 00:36:27,800 I see that you understand, but you must prove it with deeds, prick! 427 00:36:28,759 --> 00:36:33,900 You must come to dinner on time, especially when I have a guest. 428 00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,360 But he's not a guest, he's always here. 429 00:36:36,759 --> 00:36:41,800 That may be true, but he has my unconditional respect and trust,... 430 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:46,740 - ... so he deserves your respect. Do it! - My respects. 431 00:36:47,119 --> 00:36:51,820 Bravo, that's better. Now get to the table! 432 00:36:54,140 --> 00:36:55,600 Sit! 433 00:36:57,901 --> 00:36:59,101 Ready... 434 00:37:00,419 --> 00:37:02,960 ...march, one, two... 435 00:37:05,559 --> 00:37:07,380 - Here you go, thanks. - Good morning, ma'am. 436 00:37:07,419 --> 00:37:09,480 - Thank you. - Good morning, ma'am. 437 00:37:27,060 --> 00:37:29,480 - It's you. - Am I disturbing you? 438 00:37:30,079 --> 00:37:32,120 No, you can come in if you like. 439 00:37:32,599 --> 00:37:34,960 - Thank you. - Do you like music? 440 00:37:35,499 --> 00:37:37,560 Yes, very much. 441 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:43,200 Actually I stopped by because I wanted to tell you something. 442 00:37:43,201 --> 00:37:44,601 Go ahead, I'm listening. 443 00:37:47,440 --> 00:37:51,960 - Here... with you ... - So ... ? 444 00:37:53,099 --> 00:37:57,880 I forgot what I was going to say. It was obviously stupid. 445 00:37:59,019 --> 00:38:02,840 Don't say that. Sometimes you can forget even the most important things. 446 00:38:03,079 --> 00:38:07,960 - Yes, I hope it will come back to me. - It will keep until the next time. 447 00:38:08,799 --> 00:38:11,020 - Excuse me, the telephone. - Prego. 448 00:38:14,799 --> 00:38:15,760 Hello? 449 00:38:15,799 --> 00:38:18,760 Ciao, darling, I can't come today. I have to go with the mayor ... 450 00:38:18,799 --> 00:38:21,800 ... to the Institute of the Sisters of Bernardone for election propaganda. 451 00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:27,260 - It's very important. - I see. As usual, you can't get away. 452 00:38:27,999 --> 00:38:30,960 What should I do? Sit by the phone and wait for another call, ... 453 00:38:30,999 --> 00:38:34,340 ... in which you'll tell me that you can't come? 454 00:38:34,479 --> 00:38:37,440 I have to go, ciao. What an idiot. 455 00:38:40,079 --> 00:38:42,400 What are you doing? Leaving already, Marcello? 456 00:38:42,901 --> 00:38:46,401 I saw that you were on the phone, and thought it was best to leave. 457 00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:52,920 - No. Would you give me a ride into town? - Sure. 458 00:38:53,819 --> 00:38:57,760 "For a healthy family, a healthy society." What do you think? 459 00:38:57,840 --> 00:39:01,460 It's okay, but I don't like your photo. You don't look healthy. 460 00:39:01,699 --> 00:39:05,560 What do you think? That I'd sulk if you changed the photo? 461 00:39:05,599 --> 00:39:09,580 - Councillor, Colonel Marullo wants to speak with you. - What a bore! 462 00:39:10,879 --> 00:39:14,500 - My dear Councillor. - My dear Colonel. 463 00:39:15,740 --> 00:39:18,800 - Excuse me, I'll just be a few minutes. - Prego. 464 00:39:18,799 --> 00:39:21,800 I wanted to make arrangements with you for the visit to the students... 465 00:39:21,840 --> 00:39:24,720 ... at the barracks on Republic Day. 466 00:39:25,260 --> 00:39:26,660 Ah, thank you. 467 00:39:26,699 --> 00:39:31,960 Thank you, because I personally feel it's absolutely essential... 468 00:39:32,399 --> 00:39:35,880 ... to provide comfort and hope,... 469 00:39:35,919 --> 00:39:38,960 ...that at a time of uncertainty like this,... 470 00:39:39,599 --> 00:39:44,800 ...young people return to an appreciation of high moral values... 471 00:39:44,840 --> 00:39:49,960 ...and demand a revival of patriotism and discipline. 472 00:39:50,699 --> 00:39:53,840 You're fucking amazing! 473 00:39:54,379 --> 00:39:57,000 For goodness sake, that was nothing special. 474 00:39:57,099 --> 00:40:02,020 I always try to to express myself with the greatest simplicty. 475 00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:09,580 Your effort will be well rewarded. We'll soon have a new mayor... with little difficulty! 476 00:40:11,919 --> 00:40:16,880 Everyone says so! 477 00:40:16,979 --> 00:40:21,960 With the Madonna as my witness, I don't ask for anything, ... 478 00:40:22,759 --> 00:40:25,300 ... but to do the will of the people. 479 00:40:25,940 --> 00:40:30,800 Now I'd like the opinion of an intelligent man on a certain matter. 480 00:40:31,540 --> 00:40:34,360 What do you think of this poster, Colonel? 481 00:40:37,839 --> 00:40:39,000 Come. 482 00:40:39,799 --> 00:40:44,760 Can you picture the entire square papered with these posters? 483 00:40:44,799 --> 00:40:47,880 - Can you imagine the effect? - Damn, what a bombshell! 484 00:40:47,920 --> 00:40:50,000 lt's short, says something nice, but doesn't overdo it. 485 00:40:50,759 --> 00:40:52,840 But is it an expression that will appeal to young people like them? 486 00:40:53,880 --> 00:40:56,000 Without exaggeration, I can say I've never seen anything like it. 487 00:40:56,799 --> 00:40:59,920 That's my new neighbor. 488 00:40:59,960 --> 00:41:02,840 I'm sure I recognize her. 489 00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,880 She's just moved in to an apartment in my building. 490 00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,960 - I'll come visit more often, Colonel. - A fucking beautiful recruit. 491 00:41:08,999 --> 00:41:13,960 She's from Milan! I've always said they're good people, the Milanese, ... 492 00:41:13,999 --> 00:41:15,960 ... hard workers, full of ideas. 493 00:41:15,999 --> 00:41:19,800 If they could figure out how to manufacture girls like that, ... 494 00:41:19,839 --> 00:41:22,120 ... I'm sure they'd sell like hot cakes. 495 00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:28,280 Just look at that pride, that poise... and those thighs! 496 00:41:28,320 --> 00:41:32,960 I would pass a law that prohibited women from riding on a motorcycle in a skirt. 497 00:41:33,361 --> 00:41:37,760 You should say that at a rally, in case any of them are around. 498 00:41:37,799 --> 00:41:39,560 Any higher and we'd see her jelly pot. 499 00:41:39,561 --> 00:41:41,674 If he wanted her jelly, he should have taken her for a walk. 500 00:41:41,679 --> 00:41:45,760 What's this talk of "jelly"? That's a schoolboy with her, just a child. 501 00:41:45,839 --> 00:41:49,880 - It's probably her younger brother. - Yes, but, "The brother is not to be trusted." 502 00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:54,960 Don't worry, that boy is the son of a reformer. 503 00:41:55,499 --> 00:42:00,100 Dr. Busatti. I know him well. Believe me, I do. 504 00:42:00,139 --> 00:42:02,740 But then, this is of no interest to me. 505 00:42:04,499 --> 00:42:06,500 - Who is he? - Who? 506 00:42:06,801 --> 00:42:08,801 That child who was driving you around on the motorbike. 507 00:42:09,899 --> 00:42:11,840 He's the son of my landlord. 508 00:42:12,200 --> 00:42:16,540 - He took me into the city. Are you jealous? - Jealous? Of him? 509 00:42:17,180 --> 00:42:20,380 Of a schoolboy? A man like me, soon to be mayor? 510 00:42:20,381 --> 00:42:25,220 I am jealous, and it was in bad taste to drive you around outside my office. 511 00:42:25,460 --> 00:42:30,460 I wanted to let you know that I was alive and there's more to life than your election. 512 00:42:30,499 --> 00:42:34,500 The election is important, my little mouse, and because of that we must be careful. 513 00:42:34,999 --> 00:42:39,340 Unless you take me out tonight, I'll be leaving. 514 00:42:39,380 --> 00:42:43,420 Tonight? But you have a piano, like the good old days in Milan,... 515 00:42:43,460 --> 00:42:45,700 ... with that rhapsody I love. You have the piano. 516 00:42:45,899 --> 00:42:48,600 The piano will still be there. It isn't going to run away, you know? 517 00:42:48,939 --> 00:42:54,420 No, it won't be here if you're gone. Before you leave me, please play that rhapsody. 518 00:42:54,460 --> 00:42:56,460 Play the rhapsody that excites me so much. 519 00:42:58,499 --> 00:43:01,600 The rhapsody... please play the rhapsody. 520 00:43:03,539 --> 00:43:07,700 - Play it... play the rhapsody. - No. 521 00:43:08,039 --> 00:43:10,660 I want to hear it, my love. I want to hear it. 522 00:43:14,760 --> 00:43:19,600 I'll just unfasten your robe, sweetheart... good... like so... there. 523 00:43:20,099 --> 00:43:26,000 Now I'll open your robe, slip it off your shoulders ... 524 00:43:26,301 --> 00:43:29,420 I think you're so beautiful, my love. 525 00:43:29,460 --> 00:43:31,040 So beautiful, my love. 526 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:36,700 Play, play ... 527 00:43:38,460 --> 00:43:40,880 I love this song... 528 00:43:43,020 --> 00:43:45,420 Doesn't this bra restrict your breathing? 529 00:43:45,960 --> 00:43:47,460 It rises quickly, the sounds, the sounds... 530 00:43:47,499 --> 00:43:50,900 Cuckoo, cuckoo. 531 00:43:57,280 --> 00:44:00,000 Yes... play, play... while I admire these things. 532 00:44:00,799 --> 00:44:02,540 How beautifully you play. 533 00:44:02,549 --> 00:44:06,420 You play so beautifully. Oh, that music. What music! 534 00:44:09,499 --> 00:44:11,020 Cuckoo! 535 00:44:13,499 --> 00:44:18,740 So nice, nice, nice! Your mother made you well. 536 00:44:20,380 --> 00:44:23,900 Oh, doctor, doctor... keep playing. 537 00:44:36,080 --> 00:44:38,880 Attack! 538 00:44:42,499 --> 00:44:45,700 That's enough, dickhead! You should be fucking ashamed. 539 00:44:46,099 --> 00:44:50,460 Soldiers, since we can't do battle in peace, I'm going to go tell her it's four a.m. 540 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:59,419 - What's the matter? - Can't you hear? I'm going to tell her it's four a.m. 541 00:44:59,420 --> 00:45:00,660 Then go... 542 00:45:01,299 --> 00:45:04,460 I'm boiling hot! Come on. Come on... 543 00:45:09,499 --> 00:45:12,000 Now everything's boiling... everything. 544 00:45:22,139 --> 00:45:26,300 "We're just friends. Find me someone who wants to play the piano." 545 00:45:26,939 --> 00:45:27,980 Asshole! 546 00:45:31,220 --> 00:45:33,980 Who is it? Do they think this is a call-girl's home? 547 00:45:34,220 --> 00:45:35,700 Here... I'll hold this. 548 00:45:36,699 --> 00:45:38,260 Wait while I see who it is. 549 00:45:42,039 --> 00:45:44,180 - Holy Madonna, it's him! - Who's him? 550 00:45:44,360 --> 00:45:45,560 Open the fucking door! 551 00:45:46,460 --> 00:45:51,640 - I'm Colonel Marullo. - Have they assigned him to counterintelligence? 552 00:45:51,680 --> 00:45:55,860 - What does he want? - Open up, dickhead, or I'll break down the door. 553 00:45:55,999 --> 00:45:58,220 I'll be right there. He lives here. 554 00:45:59,599 --> 00:46:04,840 - Come quickly, get in the closet. - How is this possible? Just like in the movies. 555 00:46:05,180 --> 00:46:08,340 - What is it? - Make him leave. I have to be home by 1 a.m. 556 00:46:08,380 --> 00:46:09,260 - Go. - Close it. 557 00:46:09,299 --> 00:46:11,460 Open immediately, dickhead. 558 00:46:12,420 --> 00:46:15,120 - Good evening! - Good evening. 559 00:46:15,499 --> 00:46:20,260 I came here to bring to your attention that according to the laws of public safety, ... 560 00:46:20,299 --> 00:46:22,260 ... you cannot break the co ... 561 00:46:26,499 --> 00:46:30,120 - What were you saying? - Me? Nothing. 562 00:46:30,460 --> 00:46:33,700 I was saying ... Was that you playing the piano? 563 00:46:34,099 --> 00:46:36,280 Yes, I'm afraid so. I'm sorry if I disturbed you. 564 00:46:36,281 --> 00:46:40,300 For goodness sake, don't stop, you play divinely, ... 565 00:46:40,339 --> 00:46:43,400 ... and I do love listening to the music of Rossini. 566 00:46:44,339 --> 00:46:48,300 - Actually it was Beethoven. - Beethoven? A foreigner? 567 00:46:49,279 --> 00:46:52,840 What I meant to say is that you play it beautifully. 568 00:46:53,479 --> 00:46:58,440 I don't mean to flatter you, but you bring a nice touch to ... 569 00:46:59,199 --> 00:47:03,300 - Ah... a lovely touch ... bidibidibi. - Thank you. 570 00:47:04,140 --> 00:47:06,860 You are a clever and talented young lady, ... 571 00:47:07,200 --> 00:47:13,060 ... unlike my daughter Grace ... She's engaged to a major. 572 00:47:13,100 --> 00:47:16,000 She's a good girl, with a good career, but she's wasting time, shilly-shallying ... 573 00:47:16,140 --> 00:47:18,800 ... and she, without knowing it, isn't helping matters. 574 00:47:19,039 --> 00:47:21,640 But perhaps if she could play the piano ... 575 00:47:21,979 --> 00:47:25,080 - If that's all you want, I can give her lessons. - Really? 576 00:47:25,089 --> 00:47:29,160 - Of course! - Would you do that? That's wonderful! 577 00:47:29,299 --> 00:47:31,760 - See you tomorrow. - Thank you. 578 00:47:35,499 --> 00:47:39,820 Oh my God! 579 00:47:40,249 --> 00:47:43,900 What the fuck! A scream of pain? Because she loves me? 580 00:47:44,740 --> 00:47:46,540 Don't shout like that! 581 00:47:47,919 --> 00:47:51,500 Oh God! Oh God! Oh God! It's nearly one. My wi ... my ... 582 00:47:51,501 --> 00:47:55,060 My mother... my mother will be worried. 583 00:47:55,399 --> 00:47:59,020 Of course! You only think of her and your election ... 584 00:47:59,119 --> 00:48:02,600 - ... but I matter nothing to you at all? - Hush, hush, my little mouse. 585 00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,520 That's not true. You'll see. We'll have plenty of time soon, you'll see. 586 00:48:05,560 --> 00:48:07,840 That's a fact... now be quiet! 587 00:48:09,980 --> 00:48:13,680 This is dangerous. We must be careful. If I can, I'll call you tomorrow. 588 00:48:15,640 --> 00:48:18,760 - I'll call you. - Don't call me again, peasant! 589 00:48:19,819 --> 00:48:24,580 My God................. 590 00:48:26,119 --> 00:48:27,440 It serves him right. 591 00:48:31,540 --> 00:48:36,820 - Can someone answer the door? - Who's job is that? I guess that's what I'm here for! 592 00:48:47,019 --> 00:48:49,100 - Good morning, ma'am. - Good morning, Miss Luisa. 593 00:48:49,101 --> 00:48:52,101 - Is Marcello ready? - No, he's dressing. Why? 594 00:48:52,240 --> 00:48:54,540 He promised to show me the city. 595 00:48:56,039 --> 00:48:57,520 Marcello ! 596 00:48:58,359 --> 00:49:01,080 - Marcello! - Yes, mama. 597 00:49:01,119 --> 00:49:04,200 Miss Luisa is here. She says you're going out together. 598 00:49:04,540 --> 00:49:06,720 Yes, tell her I'll be right there. 599 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:16,860 - Do you like Lucca? - I think it's beautiful. 600 00:49:17,300 --> 00:49:20,420 Enough of this, let's you and I be friends. 601 00:49:20,459 --> 00:49:22,620 If you say so. Whatever you like. 602 00:49:27,399 --> 00:49:30,400 We've arrived. I stopped where you asked, okay? 603 00:49:30,780 --> 00:49:34,520 - Why that tone? Are you in a bad mood? - Yes. 604 00:49:35,319 --> 00:49:39,300 - No... I don't know. - What a strange boy you are! 605 00:49:39,440 --> 00:49:42,800 Sometimes it seems like you're angry with me, and other times ... 606 00:49:43,440 --> 00:49:45,240 At other times, quite the contrary. 607 00:49:46,980 --> 00:49:50,880 - It's almost as if you're infatuated with me. - Infatuated? What a big word. 608 00:49:50,919 --> 00:49:55,300 I'm too busy for someone like you, too many duties, distractions, ... 609 00:49:56,040 --> 00:49:58,520 ... it's better if we just have fun. 610 00:49:59,219 --> 00:50:01,260 I don't think it was just my imagination, but ... 611 00:50:04,440 --> 00:50:08,400 - ... you're only a young boy. - And you're a whore. 612 00:50:30,699 --> 00:50:32,300 - Hello? - Hello, it's me. 613 00:50:32,301 --> 00:50:34,401 It's you at last. When are you coming? 614 00:50:34,899 --> 00:50:38,820 - Unfortunately, I have a meeting. I can't make it. - On such short notice? 615 00:50:39,659 --> 00:50:42,840 Try to understand, I was just told about it. Just a moment ago. 616 00:50:43,080 --> 00:50:46,080 The Prefect will be there, too, so I can't back out. 617 00:50:46,119 --> 00:50:49,180 You know it makes me sick that I can't show you around. 618 00:50:52,400 --> 00:50:56,020 If I'm able, I'll pay you a quick visit later, okay? 619 00:50:56,059 --> 00:50:58,500 Dear, are you ready? We have to go. 620 00:51:00,339 --> 00:51:03,940 Forget it. Don't bother. I won't miss your company. 621 00:51:13,120 --> 00:51:15,860 Can you believe that idiot, calling me Penelope? 622 00:51:16,639 --> 00:51:17,900 Go to hell! 623 00:51:39,359 --> 00:51:40,620 Signorina! 624 00:51:41,659 --> 00:51:44,740 - What a lovely surprise! - Good evening, professor. 625 00:51:45,180 --> 00:51:48,000 Where are you going, all alone at this hour? 626 00:51:48,239 --> 00:51:51,020 I thought I might go out to dinner, but I don't know the city at night. 627 00:51:51,159 --> 00:51:55,240 We are a poor provincial town. However, there are some good restaurants here. 628 00:51:55,280 --> 00:51:58,980 - Might I dare to invite ... - You can dare, you can dare! 629 00:52:00,120 --> 00:52:02,440 - Please, this way. - Thank you. 630 00:52:06,080 --> 00:52:07,940 - Please have a seat. - Thank you. 631 00:52:14,900 --> 00:52:18,200 Liar, hypocrite! She doesn't even respect my father, ... 632 00:52:18,839 --> 00:52:22,600 ... but I know where he's taking you. First feed the baby, then put her to bed. 633 00:52:23,639 --> 00:52:24,880 This time I don't care. 634 00:52:25,220 --> 00:52:27,720 If it pleases you, sir, a Fernet Branca for you. 635 00:52:28,259 --> 00:52:30,400 And a Fernet Branca for the lady. 636 00:52:30,739 --> 00:52:36,820 - It really helps the digestion? - As they say, it doesn't hurt the digestion. 637 00:52:47,400 --> 00:52:50,260 - Do you like this place? - It's very nice. - I'm glad. 638 00:52:50,361 --> 00:52:53,060 Excuse me, but I have to make a call to the hospital. 639 00:52:53,100 --> 00:52:56,640 If you happen to speak to your wife, would you ask her to join us for dinner? 640 00:52:57,680 --> 00:53:02,040 Good... that was a good one! 641 00:53:04,920 --> 00:53:07,900 - What would the lady care for? - A tonic water, please. 642 00:53:07,901 --> 00:53:09,101 Immediately, ma'am. 643 00:53:18,500 --> 00:53:21,880 - Yes? - Hello, Teresa, it's me. - Ciao. 644 00:53:22,120 --> 00:53:25,700 - It's going to be a long night. - I fixed a dinner with all the trimmings ... 645 00:53:25,839 --> 00:53:29,700 - I hear the sound of cutlery. - Don't kid around, they're preparing my instruments. 646 00:53:29,780 --> 00:53:34,400 - Really? - It's a difficult job. I don't know if I can save her. 647 00:53:34,500 --> 00:53:37,880 Why not try giving her an eggplant with marsala? 648 00:53:38,259 --> 00:53:41,540 I didn't understand what you said. I'll just say goodnight. 649 00:53:45,459 --> 00:53:48,920 Professor Busatti, what a pleasure -- my savior! 650 00:53:49,459 --> 00:53:54,700 You're also here at the restaurant! I'd like you to meet my wife Margherita. 651 00:53:54,739 --> 00:53:57,520 - You must come and dine with us. - I have to go. - Come, come. 652 00:53:57,559 --> 00:54:01,640 - I can't. I have a dying patient. - Come, come. 653 00:54:01,639 --> 00:54:04,520 - I have to go. - Come. 654 00:54:04,559 --> 00:54:06,640 Come, come. 655 00:54:16,259 --> 00:54:17,920 Is it raining? 656 00:54:29,300 --> 00:54:31,200 Signora, here's a message for you. 657 00:54:34,080 --> 00:54:38,040 I'm sorry to inform you that I had to leave to attend to a dying man. 658 00:54:38,120 --> 00:54:41,680 I'll make it up to you, your ever devoted Busatti. 659 00:54:42,380 --> 00:54:44,400 I always come here. The food is good. 660 00:54:44,401 --> 00:54:45,601 - Councillor. - Good evening. 661 00:54:45,602 --> 00:54:47,900 - Good evening, councilor. - Good evening. 662 00:54:59,839 --> 00:55:03,440 Please, sit down, you really look beautiful tonight, in a natural way. 663 00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,840 Thank you, nice of you to say so. 664 00:55:09,000 --> 00:55:11,840 - That son of a priest. - Pardon, did you say something? 665 00:55:13,500 --> 00:55:16,840 Isn't that Councillor Marinotti who just came in? 666 00:55:18,980 --> 00:55:24,700 - Yes, he's one of our best customers. - Is the lady who's with him his mother? 667 00:55:24,939 --> 00:55:26,800 No, it's his wife. 668 00:55:28,879 --> 00:55:34,980 - His wife ... he's married? - He's married and she pays. 669 00:55:35,020 --> 00:55:39,580 She finances all his election expenses. With your permission, signora. 670 00:55:52,939 --> 00:55:57,300 - Hello! - Ciao, Marcello, I'm happy to see you. 671 00:55:58,140 --> 00:55:59,660 Really? You're not mad? 672 00:56:00,399 --> 00:56:05,360 What are you saying? Everyone has their bad moods, ... 673 00:56:05,399 --> 00:56:07,200 ... and says unpleasant things. Why don't we have dinner together? 674 00:56:08,399 --> 00:56:11,180 I was angry because you never take me seriously. 675 00:56:11,220 --> 00:56:15,940 - Me? Of course I take you seriously. - Okay... and why did you leave with my father? 676 00:56:16,900 --> 00:56:20,140 I met him outside the house and asked him for the name of a restaurant ... 677 00:56:20,179 --> 00:56:23,640 ... and he brought me here. He then went to the hospital to attend a dying patient. 678 00:56:23,649 --> 00:56:27,080 - I'm such an idiot. - Will the gentlemen be joining you for dinner? 679 00:56:27,179 --> 00:56:30,820 - Yes, I'd like that table near the window. - Prego, signora. 680 00:56:32,299 --> 00:56:33,520 Thank you, let's go. 681 00:56:34,020 --> 00:56:37,040 Still... a million here, a million there, and we're out 18 million! 682 00:56:37,179 --> 00:56:41,440 - Your political career is costing me dearly. - My little wolf, ... 683 00:56:41,279 --> 00:56:43,600 ... you're being unfair. Have patience, I'm doing all this for you! 684 00:56:43,739 --> 00:56:46,100 This promises to be an amusing evening. 685 00:56:49,659 --> 00:56:54,160 - As you will soon see. - Can I recommend the tortellini with cream? 686 00:56:54,399 --> 00:56:56,540 - Yes, the tortellini will be fine. For you,too? - Yes. 687 00:56:56,979 --> 00:56:59,400 - And champagne! - Disgusting! 688 00:56:59,540 --> 00:57:04,220 - It's not disgusting. It's a good wine. - No, it's squeezed from corks. 689 00:57:04,459 --> 00:57:08,160 - Prego, signora. - Listen to him. He has the brains of a zucchini. 690 00:57:08,640 --> 00:57:11,100 Is this something you might enjoy? 691 00:57:11,599 --> 00:57:15,800 - Blanc de blanc, Principe di Piemonte, well chilled. - That will do nicely, thank you.. 692 00:57:22,840 --> 00:57:25,500 Oh God! Eve the whore! 693 00:57:25,640 --> 00:57:30,000 - Excuse me, sir, it got away from me. - I'm not, it came out spontaneously. 694 00:57:30,739 --> 00:57:34,040 - Come on, let's go. - We're leaving so soon? 695 00:57:34,179 --> 00:57:37,760 - Yes, everything's gone wrong this evening . - Cheers. - Cheers. 696 00:57:38,599 --> 00:57:40,700 - Are we going home? - Yes, we're going home. 697 00:57:50,959 --> 00:57:52,100 What's the matter with me? 698 00:57:52,101 --> 00:57:54,201 Nothing, you just had too much to drink. How do you feel? 699 00:57:54,299 --> 00:57:58,100 - I'm alright... I just need to vomit. - Ah, great. 700 00:57:59,399 --> 00:58:02,400 - Where am I? - At my place. 701 00:58:03,920 --> 00:58:06,020 - Where are we? - At my place. 702 00:58:06,521 --> 00:58:08,821 At last, I wanted this so much. 703 00:58:09,459 --> 00:58:12,840 - Do you like me? - Of course I like you. 704 00:58:12,841 --> 00:58:16,300 - So who is that pig who comes here? - What did you say? 705 00:58:16,699 --> 00:58:18,740 I've seen him, you know? 706 00:58:19,639 --> 00:58:21,500 You're talking this way because you're drunk. 707 00:58:22,340 --> 00:58:26,340 No, it's just that I'm in too much pain for my age. 708 00:58:33,159 --> 00:58:34,840 I'll go fix some coffee. 709 00:58:39,779 --> 00:58:44,920 Little mouse! I'm finally alone and can talk. 710 00:58:45,459 --> 00:58:49,640 - So, that was your wife? - I understand that was a hard blow, little mouse,... 711 00:58:49,649 --> 00:58:55,340 ... finding out that I was married. But this shouldn't change our relationship. 712 00:58:55,979 --> 00:58:59,780 - Why not? - Because I see my wife so seldom ... 713 00:58:59,820 --> 00:59:04,400 - ... that she only gets relief with her finger. - Is that so? 714 00:59:04,499 --> 00:59:09,560 I swear! You know what? As soon as I'm elected, ... 715 00:59:09,599 --> 00:59:14,080 ... I'll tell the voters to kiss my ass, divorce her and marry you. 716 00:59:14,420 --> 00:59:19,560 - Really? Have you told her? - I don't need to do that. You know I love you, ... 717 00:59:19,599 --> 00:59:22,440 - ... love you, love you, love you.! - Ferdinando ! 718 00:59:22,679 --> 00:59:29,280 I love you... my pious friends, with a gentle feeling of strength and peace. 719 00:59:29,289 --> 00:59:33,440 I'm pouring out my heart... I love you all. I'm rehearsing my speech for the next rally. 720 00:59:33,479 --> 00:59:39,020 - If I don't do it in the toilet, where else can I go? - I see. Just hurry up! 721 00:59:39,120 --> 00:59:40,380 Alright. 722 00:59:41,059 --> 00:59:43,420 - This is my wife's crapper. - What did you say? 723 00:59:43,559 --> 00:59:48,940 Crapper! Crapper! I'm on the crapper! When I'm finished, I'll be out, okay? 724 00:59:49,979 --> 00:59:53,540 Ciao, my love, I'll see you tomorrow morning at 10:00, little mouse. 725 01:00:17,120 --> 01:00:18,780 Now I understand! 726 01:01:33,020 --> 01:01:34,560 - Amedeo! - Who is it? 727 01:01:34,561 --> 01:01:37,361 - What are you doing? - No... it's the... 728 01:01:37,799 --> 01:01:39,120 What are you saying? 729 01:01:39,220 --> 01:01:42,260 She's... Be quiet, she's doing Turkish things. 730 01:01:42,299 --> 01:01:44,940 Come on. Come on, dammit! 731 01:01:46,079 --> 01:01:49,440 It's amazing, like the Arabian Nights. Take a look! 732 01:01:50,259 --> 01:01:52,540 She has two legs that go like clock hands. 733 01:01:54,379 --> 01:01:58,320 Blessed Mother, what an ass! A scenic view! 734 01:01:58,459 --> 01:02:00,400 She looks like the Venus of Calligufo. 735 01:02:00,539 --> 01:02:03,420 - Amedeo, it's the Venus of Callipigia. - Callipigia... Calligufo... whatever! 736 01:02:03,499 --> 01:02:06,960 - How dare you? - Excuse me, but I'm not a queer. 737 01:02:07,059 --> 01:02:09,640 - No, neither am I. - Let me explain... maybe you'll understand. 738 01:02:09,679 --> 01:02:12,200 You're just a boy, you're haven't sailed these waters. 739 01:02:12,840 --> 01:02:14,820 Sex has its own laws of compensation. 740 01:02:15,059 --> 01:02:17,960 We're stimulated by the scent of meat, and their's smells like fish. 741 01:02:18,459 --> 01:02:21,800 - That's some meat, eh? - Amedeo, you're a pig! 742 01:02:21,879 --> 01:02:23,680 - Oh well... - You're a pig, you know? 743 01:02:23,720 --> 01:02:26,560 - Stop looking at her! - How can I? You saw what I saw! 744 01:02:26,561 --> 01:02:28,000 - What a pig! - Don't push me! 745 01:02:28,040 --> 01:02:30,400 - Leave me alone! - Are you going to stop looking or not? 746 01:02:35,399 --> 01:02:37,400 What the hell do you think you're doing? 747 01:02:38,939 --> 01:02:41,940 The next time you try this, I'll speak to your wife ... 748 01:02:41,979 --> 01:02:45,840 ... and she'll slap your face! - Who gave you permission to speak to my wife? 749 01:02:45,939 --> 01:02:49,020 You'd better remember that a doorman is a luxury in this building. 750 01:02:49,059 --> 01:02:53,100 Why are you so angry? Your father can say these things to me, but not you! 751 01:02:53,340 --> 01:02:59,060 A 20-year old boy comes along and throws a 50-year old man in the tub? 752 01:02:59,269 --> 01:03:02,060 These were expensive clothes, and if I had 5 minutes to spare... 753 01:03:02,099 --> 01:03:06,120 ... I'd break your neck! Is that clear? 754 01:03:20,359 --> 01:03:24,080 - Oh, it's you. - I'm sorry about what happened yesterday. 755 01:03:24,220 --> 01:03:27,360 I wanted to ask if you'd record that rhapsody, ... 756 01:03:27,599 --> 01:03:30,540 - ...so I might enjoy it. - Okay, I'll record it. 757 01:03:30,541 --> 01:03:34,780 - Thank you. - But not right now. I have an appointment. 758 01:03:34,920 --> 01:03:37,600 Yes, of course. I'd like to ask you one more thing. 759 01:03:37,779 --> 01:03:41,800 Yesterday, when we were here together, did anything happen between us? 760 01:03:42,640 --> 01:03:47,980 - No, why? - Because it would be a shame not to remember it. 761 01:03:47,990 --> 01:03:50,660 Yes, a real shame. 762 01:03:57,080 --> 01:03:58,340 Hello? 763 01:03:59,099 --> 01:04:02,040 Hello, Luisa, it's me, my love. 764 01:04:03,080 --> 01:04:07,060 Look, Luisa, dammit, I must be jinxed. 765 01:04:07,599 --> 01:04:13,120 I'm meeting with the election committee here at 10:00. 766 01:04:13,259 --> 01:04:15,840 Don't get mad, I'm in deep shit. 767 01:04:15,980 --> 01:04:18,740 I wouldn't worry, it's your natural habitat. 768 01:04:19,799 --> 01:04:23,080 I can't come, my love. I'll call you later. 769 01:04:23,359 --> 01:04:26,940 No! Don't call me. Not for any reason! 770 01:04:27,040 --> 01:04:30,080 Besides, I don't know if I'll be here. Ciao ! 771 01:04:33,980 --> 01:04:37,200 - Are you interested in taking me into the city? - Of course! 772 01:04:38,039 --> 01:04:40,020 I left my motorbike in front of the restaurant ... 773 01:04:40,059 --> 01:04:43,540 - ...and this morning it wasn't there. - Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find it. 774 01:04:43,639 --> 01:04:47,020 I wouldn't care anything about the bike if you were my girlfriend. 775 01:04:47,159 --> 01:04:50,060 - Come on, don't overdo it! - No, I really mean it. 776 01:04:50,559 --> 01:04:55,040 Think how nice it would be if we could always walk arm in arm like this. 777 01:04:55,080 --> 01:04:57,220 - You're such a dear. - You too. 778 01:04:57,359 --> 01:05:00,100 Since you arrived, even if you make me suffer a bit, ... 779 01:05:00,239 --> 01:05:02,460 ... life in this city is much better. 780 01:05:05,459 --> 01:05:08,320 - Everything just looks nicer. - The Tourism Office would be pleased to hear that. 781 01:05:08,359 --> 01:05:10,800 - Why can't you ever be serious? - Luisa! 782 01:05:12,459 --> 01:05:14,540 Excuse me a moment, I'll be right back. 783 01:05:25,520 --> 01:05:29,040 Sweetheart, did you understand what I said last night? 784 01:05:29,080 --> 01:05:32,560 We'll get married, and we'll always be together. Does that make you happy? 785 01:05:32,699 --> 01:05:36,160 - I don't know. - It's that pig again! 786 01:05:38,499 --> 01:05:41,340 You have to believe me. You know I'm not capable of lying. I love you. 787 01:05:41,341 --> 01:05:42,841 Of course. 788 01:05:43,080 --> 01:05:46,280 But it still doesn't sit well with me to see you riding on that motorbike beneath my window! 789 01:05:46,320 --> 01:05:48,840 - Why is that? Does the noise bother you? - No, I'm more bothered by his balls! 790 01:05:48,980 --> 01:05:51,280 Thighs exposed to the breeze and clinging to that little pup! 791 01:05:51,320 --> 01:05:54,500 Don't be ridiculous, you know that boy means nothing to me. 792 01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:57,080 - Do you still love me? - Didn't I come here looking for you? 793 01:05:57,120 --> 01:05:59,180 Then why are you always hanging around with that boy? 794 01:05:59,220 --> 01:06:02,000 Don't you understand? I do it to make you jealous. 795 01:06:03,040 --> 01:06:05,500 Make me jealous? I should be jealous of that pup? 796 01:06:05,539 --> 01:06:09,080 - My dear Marinotti! - It's you! Signora. 797 01:06:09,120 --> 01:06:11,940 Just a moment, as I explain something to this young lady... it's just ahead. 798 01:06:12,039 --> 01:06:15,800 You'll find the city hall there. Understand? 799 01:06:15,839 --> 01:06:22,100 Then the registry office is on the street to the right. There's a small door... 800 01:06:22,380 --> 01:06:26,320 - I'll come to you tonight. Is that clear, signorina? - Yes, thanks. 801 01:06:26,359 --> 01:06:28,020 Good afternoon. 802 01:06:28,220 --> 01:06:30,100 - Shall we walk together? - Happy to... 803 01:06:41,299 --> 01:06:43,560 Now what's she doing? What's she looking for? Up your's! 804 01:07:02,020 --> 01:07:04,420 - Who is it? - It's me, darling, your Tarzan. 805 01:07:04,421 --> 01:07:06,221 I'll open the door right away. 806 01:07:18,539 --> 01:07:21,400 My Dear Councillor! What a splendid surprise! 807 01:07:21,440 --> 01:07:24,660 How did you hear about my daughter? I tried to call you this morning. 808 01:07:24,699 --> 01:07:31,240 Today's party is for a few close friends, but tomorrow will be the big day! 809 01:07:31,399 --> 01:07:37,100 After the wedding, there'll be lunch. Please, councilor, the elevator. 810 01:07:38,180 --> 01:07:40,200 - The groom isn't that bad. - My congratulations! 811 01:07:40,201 --> 01:07:41,601 I have a meeting ... 812 01:07:41,609 --> 01:07:46,740 Pardon me! Lucia! Look, it's the councilor Bonci Marinotti! 813 01:07:46,750 --> 01:07:50,680 - My pleasure! My pleasure! - Councillor, I'm so happy! 814 01:07:50,720 --> 01:07:55,820 - What beautiful flowers! - What beautiful flowers! They're for me, right? 815 01:07:55,859 --> 01:07:58,640 - Give them to me! - They're really not suitable! 816 01:07:58,641 --> 01:08:01,900 - Let go of them! - Councillor, prego. 817 01:08:06,259 --> 01:08:10,780 - We've seen that guy. - All I can think about now is eating! 818 01:08:11,020 --> 01:08:14,900 - Councillor, please make a toast. - I really have to get to a meeting. 819 01:08:15,040 --> 01:08:18,920 - You haven't seen our fish. - No thank you, Colonel, no fish. 820 01:08:19,059 --> 01:08:22,400 - I'll just have a sandwich. - I was referring to the groom. 821 01:08:22,480 --> 01:08:25,660 - Captain Pesce ["fish"]. - My future son! 822 01:08:55,540 --> 01:09:00,880 - My Dear Councillor, more flowers? - Ah, this is your floor! 823 01:09:00,859 --> 01:09:03,600 - I was going ... - No, you must come in! 824 01:09:07,840 --> 01:09:09,320 She's quite dear to me... 825 01:09:09,321 --> 01:09:12,040 - Please, Councilor, this will make her so happy. - I need to explain ... 826 01:09:12,199 --> 01:09:14,080 - Dear Councillor, why have gone to all this trouble? - How beautiful! 827 01:09:14,120 --> 01:09:17,600 - It seemed like they were too few. - The first ones were enough ... 828 01:09:17,601 --> 01:09:19,401 ... but I'll take these, too. 829 01:09:19,439 --> 01:09:22,200 Please, Councillor, allow me to introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Busatti. 830 01:09:22,239 --> 01:09:24,860 - I'm pleased to meet you. - My pleasure. 831 01:09:24,899 --> 01:09:28,640 We're pleased to have Councillor Marinotti here this evening. 832 01:09:28,799 --> 01:09:31,600 His presence honors our house. 833 01:09:32,699 --> 01:09:35,080 By the way, didn't you invite the piano teacher? 834 01:09:35,120 --> 01:09:37,420 Yes, I went there twice. She has a fever, and can't go out. 835 01:09:37,559 --> 01:09:42,840 Poor thing, she said she can't come. I'm so sorry. 836 01:09:43,080 --> 01:09:44,360 Dickhead...! 837 01:09:59,020 --> 01:10:01,020 With all the men there are in this world ... 838 01:10:01,059 --> 01:10:03,340 ... I fell in love with a married mollusk! 839 01:10:13,980 --> 01:10:16,380 - Who is it? - It's me, Busatti. 840 01:10:19,679 --> 01:10:21,540 - Good evening, may I come in? - What do you want? 841 01:10:21,680 --> 01:10:23,720 Marullo told me that you had a fever. 842 01:10:23,799 --> 01:10:27,960 - I thought as a doctor ... - You wanted to see me... undressed? 843 01:10:27,961 --> 01:10:32,780 - For crying out loud, I'm a doctor! - Yes, but you're also a big lecher. 844 01:10:34,679 --> 01:10:37,580 I can see that you're in a bad mood. I won't disturb you. Good evening. 845 01:10:37,581 --> 01:10:38,881 Good night! 846 01:10:42,639 --> 01:10:46,260 The flower shops are all closed by now. I'll have to walk all over the city ... 847 01:10:46,299 --> 01:10:48,820 ... because everyone knows my car. 848 01:10:48,860 --> 01:10:50,700 Will this do for now? 849 01:10:54,439 --> 01:10:56,300 At least she'll appreciate the thought. 850 01:11:06,160 --> 01:11:09,480 - It's your Tarzan, open up! - About time! 851 01:11:24,040 --> 01:11:25,620 Okay, I'll see you tomorrow. 852 01:11:26,659 --> 01:11:29,080 It will be an elegant wedding! 853 01:11:55,279 --> 01:11:57,060 She must be pissed off, and won't answer the door. 854 01:11:57,340 --> 01:12:01,040 But Tarzan will succeed in reaching his Jane. 855 01:12:04,540 --> 01:12:06,100 Through the back yard. 856 01:12:25,000 --> 01:12:26,680 Mamma mia, the dogs! 857 01:12:40,820 --> 01:12:45,800 - Hello? - Great news, my love. 858 01:12:46,640 --> 01:12:51,180 I recorded a new commercial for the television today, ... 859 01:12:51,380 --> 01:12:55,680 ... and this evening we can watch it together in bed. 860 01:12:56,120 --> 01:12:57,660 I never want to see you again! 861 01:12:57,661 --> 01:13:01,061 Come on, don't say that. You're Jane, I'm your Tarzan. 862 01:13:01,100 --> 01:13:05,240 You'll understand everything when I tell you. It will make you laugh. 863 01:13:05,820 --> 01:13:09,760 Some terrible things happened last night. 864 01:13:10,300 --> 01:13:13,480 - I'm sure I'll find it all very amusing. - Good, you understand. 865 01:13:14,020 --> 01:13:18,540 Okay then, I'll come over right away and tell you everything. Ciao, little mouse. 866 01:14:22,700 --> 01:14:25,340 Look at that! She remembered me. 867 01:14:26,779 --> 01:14:28,640 Maybe she regrets the other day. 868 01:14:35,900 --> 01:14:39,640 - Amedeo, how are you? - I'm well, thank you. And you? 869 01:14:39,779 --> 01:14:43,100 - It's a lovely day today. So how are you? - I'm fine. 870 01:14:43,279 --> 01:14:47,180 You know that's a gorgeous dress. Very practical. Very nice. 871 01:14:47,780 --> 01:14:49,060 That was unfortunate! 872 01:14:50,100 --> 01:14:53,520 Even with that idiot! How disgusting! 873 01:14:54,159 --> 01:14:57,900 - I came here to make a confession. - Tell me. 874 01:14:58,339 --> 01:15:00,260 - You know Moby? - Who? 875 01:15:00,261 --> 01:15:02,161 Moby Dick, my wife... the whale. 876 01:15:02,200 --> 01:15:04,680 When I try to make love to my wife ... 877 01:15:04,680 --> 01:15:07,900 ... it's as if Dr. Barnard had removed her heart. I get rejected. 878 01:15:10,280 --> 01:15:13,600 - What's that got to do with me? - I need to do it, miss... and how! 879 01:15:13,680 --> 01:15:15,580 You're beautiful, unlike my wife. 880 01:15:15,719 --> 01:15:17,720 So I said to myself: "My Dear Amedeo, go to the signora." 881 01:15:17,759 --> 01:15:22,120 "She'll give you some comfort." Do you understand? Come, sit down. 882 01:15:22,919 --> 01:15:23,800 You don't need to play shy, miss. I'll tell you what I think. 883 01:15:23,879 --> 01:15:27,520 You work hard to feed yourself with your, ah... music. 884 01:15:28,159 --> 01:15:30,920 - Do you like my music? - I'm crazy about it, signora. 885 01:15:31,059 --> 01:15:33,880 Especially when you're playing Betovoli's rhapsody. 886 01:15:33,919 --> 01:15:37,440 - It makes me go crazy. I love the fifth. - And the ninth? 887 01:15:37,579 --> 01:15:40,960 Let's do not overdo it. I'm 45 years old. 888 01:15:41,159 --> 01:15:43,860 I'm still active, but I'm also 45 years old. 889 01:15:44,200 --> 01:15:46,900 - I also like Sebastiano Bacco. - Toccata and Fugue? 890 01:15:47,100 --> 01:15:49,340 I like her toccata [touch], a little less her figa [pussy]. 891 01:15:49,479 --> 01:15:52,480 I came to play, so let's cut the crap. Listen, signora ... 892 01:15:52,559 --> 01:15:56,440 - ... I only have 50.000 lire. - But that's too much. 893 01:15:56,579 --> 01:16:00,040 How could it be too much? As beautiful as you are, you deserve billions. Take it! 894 01:16:02,979 --> 01:16:04,780 Are you a beginner? 895 01:16:04,980 --> 01:16:08,480 I'm a man who's sailed these waters. I've had some experience. 896 01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:13,480 - Can you do it by ear? - I've never tried that. 897 01:16:13,819 --> 01:16:17,480 - It should be by ear. - You don't think that would spoil it? 898 01:16:17,639 --> 01:16:20,240 But if you like, I'll do it all: ear, nose, throat! 899 01:16:20,479 --> 01:16:24,440 - Anything you want! - Let's start with a bit of theory. 900 01:16:24,579 --> 01:16:26,840 Sure, a bit of theory, a bit of riding, ... 901 01:16:26,879 --> 01:16:30,620 ... a bit of groping, we throw ourselves on the sofa, and... trallalero, trallall�! 902 01:16:43,339 --> 01:16:45,040 - Hey, playboy. - How are things, papa? 903 01:16:45,079 --> 01:16:47,440 Everything's fine. How are things with you? 904 01:16:47,441 --> 01:16:50,441 - Fine... why do you ask? - You're the one who sent me to that whore? 905 01:16:50,580 --> 01:16:53,120 - Do you need a hand? - I'll give you a hand! 906 01:16:54,119 --> 01:16:57,700 - That was the first one. - Don't hit our baby, you'll stunt his growth. 907 01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:01,040 - I can't grow because he's always hitting me. - And this is the second one. 908 01:17:02,919 --> 01:17:06,440 - What are you laughing at? - You deserved that. 909 01:17:06,579 --> 01:17:12,300 - And one for you as well! - The important thing in a family is equality. 910 01:17:29,379 --> 01:17:30,880 The flowers ... 911 01:17:34,759 --> 01:17:39,200 I'm so glad that you remembered! Your presence honors us all. 912 01:17:39,210 --> 01:17:43,180 - Mamma mia! - Mind if we go in your car? 913 01:17:44,539 --> 01:17:50,460 We have relatives who came from out of town. I don't want them squeezing in with us! Thank you! 914 01:17:50,939 --> 01:17:54,560 Come! Come! The councilor has asked us to ride in his car! 915 01:18:01,439 --> 01:18:03,480 - Colonel... - Don't worry about it. 916 01:18:03,481 --> 01:18:08,600 - You are always very generous. - Can you believe I came here for a reason? 917 01:18:14,680 --> 01:18:16,540 Mamma mia! 918 01:18:17,679 --> 01:18:23,680 - Everyone to the church! - Long live the newlyweds! 919 01:18:35,119 --> 01:18:37,740 - Who is it? - It's me, Marcello. 920 01:18:38,480 --> 01:18:41,980 - Marcello, you didn't go to the wedding? - No, I did not. 921 01:18:42,119 --> 01:18:43,740 But I need to talk, please. 922 01:18:45,960 --> 01:18:50,160 - I can't right now, I'm expecting someone. - That pig, no doubt? 923 01:18:50,170 --> 01:18:51,840 Go away! 924 01:18:56,539 --> 01:18:58,540 Open up. Open up! 925 01:18:58,980 --> 01:19:02,040 Stop it! We have nothing to talk about, you scoundrel! 926 01:19:02,580 --> 01:19:04,020 Open up! 927 01:19:05,300 --> 01:19:06,540 Open up! 928 01:19:08,100 --> 01:19:09,880 We'll see about that! 929 01:19:21,060 --> 01:19:25,100 Punt e Mes [Italian Vermouth] is the choice in more than 100 countries around the world. 930 01:19:25,839 --> 01:19:30,680 Don't forget! The nation can only be saved ... 931 01:19:31,340 --> 01:19:33,520 ... if we restore ... 932 01:19:35,860 --> 01:19:39,000 ... the countless cells that make up its connective tissue, ... 933 01:19:39,080 --> 01:19:43,500 ... that is, the family! The family is the basis for everything. 934 01:19:43,939 --> 01:19:47,300 The family, the core of harmony, the core of love ... 935 01:19:47,439 --> 01:19:50,240 ... and especially the core of morality. 936 01:19:50,880 --> 01:19:56,160 If each of us ensures they're making every effort, ... 937 01:19:56,300 --> 01:19:59,780 ... we might at last save that inestimable, ... 938 01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:06,040 ... that incredible wealth of a nation, it's morality! 939 01:20:43,640 --> 01:20:48,840 What a fool! She thought she could lead me on? Just make yourself comfortable. 940 01:20:49,640 --> 01:20:52,640 Marcello, are you crazy? You have no right to come in here! 941 01:20:52,641 --> 01:20:56,500 - I don't? Then who does have the right? - That's no concern of yours! 942 01:20:56,839 --> 01:21:00,400 It's not? Have you already forgotten about telling me that you cared for me? 943 01:21:00,439 --> 01:21:02,900 - And the toast? And the kiss? - That was all nonsense. 944 01:21:03,039 --> 01:21:06,560 - You need to forget that. - It wasn't nonsense, I wasn't fooling around! 945 01:21:07,300 --> 01:21:09,680 You used me to make that pig jealous ... 946 01:21:10,060 --> 01:21:13,080 - ... and like an asshole I played along! - You said it! 947 01:21:13,719 --> 01:21:15,280 Whore! 948 01:21:17,300 --> 01:21:21,100 - You're disgusting! - And what would you call yourself? 949 01:21:21,239 --> 01:21:24,580 Do you think drilling holes in my wall makes you any different? 950 01:21:24,680 --> 01:21:26,640 - You bastard! - I'll kill you. 951 01:21:26,941 --> 01:21:28,441 I'll kill you! Understand? 952 01:21:28,442 --> 01:21:30,342 I thought you were my friend! 953 01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:32,780 I won't be made to look like a fool any longer! 954 01:21:38,280 --> 01:21:42,920 I'm so dear, am I? The truth is, I'm a brute! 955 01:21:42,921 --> 01:21:45,921 Goddamn coward, speak up! 956 01:21:47,860 --> 01:21:49,840 - Let go of me... you won't take me by force! - Disgraceful wretch! 957 01:21:50,880 --> 01:21:55,260 I haven't finished! You'll also play for me. Let me hear your music! 958 01:21:56,400 --> 01:21:58,640 - Undress! - I don't want to! 959 01:21:58,641 --> 01:21:59,641 Come here! Kiss me! 960 01:21:59,680 --> 01:22:03,860 - I won't! Let go of me! - I won't let go. And I'm not leaving! 961 01:22:04,500 --> 01:22:07,040 - Now you'll do as I say! - Marcello! 962 01:22:07,041 --> 01:22:08,241 Get up! 963 01:22:08,680 --> 01:22:12,660 - I hate you! Let go of me! - Come here! 964 01:22:13,260 --> 01:22:14,480 No! 965 01:22:16,381 --> 01:22:17,581 No! 966 01:22:23,780 --> 01:22:24,800 I love you. 967 01:22:25,439 --> 01:22:28,100 I love you... I love you! 968 01:25:27,919 --> 01:25:29,980 Well done, kids. 84413

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