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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:04,899 Any similarities in the events and characters of this film 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:09,869 and real-life are purely coincidental. Furthermore we would be left puzzled 3 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:14,631 because real-life is not as crazy or stimulating. The authors simply wanted to 4 00:00:14,720 --> 00:00:19,862 reflect without pretensions the world of erotic dreams and the imaginations of 5 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:25,826 two couples that are sent into cinematic roles that border on pornography. 6 00:00:37,720 --> 00:00:39,403 THE SEX IS CRAZY 7 00:00:39,680 --> 00:00:41,329 Penis one! 8 00:00:41,720 --> 00:00:43,278 Penis two! 9 00:00:43,920 --> 00:00:45,876 Penis three! 10 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,763 Penis four! 11 00:00:48,200 --> 00:00:49,315 Penis one! 12 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,907 Penis two! 13 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:53,942 Penis three! 14 00:00:54,320 --> 00:00:55,947 Penis four! 15 00:00:57,440 --> 00:00:58,805 Vagina one! 16 00:00:59,440 --> 00:01:00,964 Vagina two! 17 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:02,891 Vagina three! 18 00:01:03,640 --> 00:01:05,084 Vagina four! 19 00:01:05,840 --> 00:01:07,102 Vagina one! 20 00:01:07,600 --> 00:01:08,931 Vagina two! 21 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,499 Vagina, attention! 22 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,257 Attention! 23 00:01:14,360 --> 00:01:16,351 Attention! 24 00:01:16,440 --> 00:01:19,261 The session is commencing! 25 00:01:19,400 --> 00:01:22,096 Captured earth women! 26 00:01:22,200 --> 00:01:24,691 Captured earthling vagina! 27 00:01:25,640 --> 00:01:28,837 Captured earthling vagina! 28 00:01:28,920 --> 00:01:32,083 Captured earthling vagina! 29 00:01:32,360 --> 00:01:37,388 The earthling vagina can be impregnated, with children for the planet Argolis. 30 00:01:37,960 --> 00:01:41,293 Argolian vagina cannot be impregnated. 31 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:50,318 Vaginas and penises from Argolis are very evolved! 32 00:01:50,720 --> 00:01:55,248 Fertilizing system, accelerated. 33 00:01:57,680 --> 00:02:00,046 Penises prepared for the accelerated system. 34 00:02:00,200 --> 00:02:03,135 Sex to delivery in nine seconds. 35 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:06,455 Sex to delivery in nine seconds! 36 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,176 Penises set to launch! 37 00:02:26,600 --> 00:02:29,262 Captured earthling vagina! - Penises prepared for... 38 00:02:29,680 --> 00:02:32,535 Captured earthling vaginal -... accelerated. Sex to delivery... 39 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:35,689 The earthling vagina can be impregnated with children 40 00:02:35,960 --> 00:02:38,303 for the planet Argolis! - Prepared for accelerated system. 41 00:02:38,400 --> 00:02:41,995 Argolian vaginas cannot be impregnated. -... Nine seconds... Penises ready for... 42 00:02:42,120 --> 00:02:45,692 Vaginas and penises from Argolis are very evolved. -... In position for launch... 43 00:02:46,080 --> 00:02:50,312 Penises ready! - Fertilizing system accelerated. 44 00:02:54,440 --> 00:02:58,399 Vaginas and penises from Argolis are very evolved! - Sex to delivery... 45 00:02:58,480 --> 00:03:01,847 Fertilizing system accelerated. 46 00:03:07,920 --> 00:03:11,071 Sex to delivery in nine seconds. 47 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:14,863 Penises set to launch! 48 00:03:16,040 --> 00:03:19,123 Sex to delivery in nine seconds. 49 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,858 Penises set to launch! 50 00:03:33,840 --> 00:03:37,128 Ready to operatel - To operate! 51 00:03:37,240 --> 00:03:39,993 Penis one, ready to operate! 52 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:43,419 Ready to operatel - Ready to operate! 53 00:03:50,920 --> 00:03:52,353 Let's begin. 54 00:03:52,880 --> 00:03:54,142 One... 55 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:55,662 Two... 56 00:03:55,800 --> 00:03:56,994 Three... 57 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:58,714 Four... 58 00:03:58,880 --> 00:04:00,245 Five... 59 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:01,788 Six... 60 00:04:01,960 --> 00:04:03,359 Seven... 61 00:04:03,560 --> 00:04:04,891 Eight... 62 00:04:05,280 --> 00:04:06,747 Nine... - Nine... 63 00:04:07,600 --> 00:04:10,194 Child! - Child! 64 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:12,622 One... 65 00:04:13,040 --> 00:04:13,938 Two... 66 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:15,394 Three... 67 00:04:15,680 --> 00:04:16,738 Four... 68 00:04:17,000 --> 00:04:18,251 Five... 69 00:04:18,360 --> 00:04:19,622 Six... 70 00:04:19,800 --> 00:04:21,097 Seven... 71 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:22,242 Eight... 72 00:04:22,760 --> 00:04:24,284 Nine... 73 00:04:24,600 --> 00:04:27,194 Child! - Child! 74 00:04:29,440 --> 00:04:30,566 One... 75 00:04:30,920 --> 00:04:32,080 Two... 76 00:04:32,520 --> 00:04:33,589 Three... 77 00:04:33,760 --> 00:04:35,125 Four... 78 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:36,657 Five... 79 00:04:36,800 --> 00:04:37,892 Six... 80 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:39,390 Seven... 81 00:04:39,720 --> 00:04:40,846 Eight... 82 00:04:41,240 --> 00:04:42,468 Nine... 83 00:04:42,880 --> 00:04:45,371 Child! - Child! 84 00:04:48,800 --> 00:04:49,960 One... 85 00:04:50,240 --> 00:04:51,229 Two... 86 00:04:51,560 --> 00:04:52,788 Three... 87 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,252 Four... 88 00:04:54,360 --> 00:04:55,759 Five... 89 00:04:55,960 --> 00:04:57,188 Six... 90 00:04:57,560 --> 00:04:58,686 Seven... 91 00:04:59,040 --> 00:05:00,234 Eight... 92 00:05:00,400 --> 00:05:01,594 Nine... 93 00:05:02,200 --> 00:05:04,566 Child! - Child! 94 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,777 One... 95 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,114 Two... 96 00:05:09,680 --> 00:05:10,544 Three... 97 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:12,194 Four... 98 00:05:12,600 --> 00:05:13,794 Five... 99 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,222 Six... 100 00:05:18,320 --> 00:05:19,446 One... 101 00:05:19,520 --> 00:05:20,350 Two... 102 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:21,767 Three... 103 00:05:22,000 --> 00:05:23,194 Four... 104 00:05:23,360 --> 00:05:24,588 Five... 105 00:05:24,720 --> 00:05:26,073 Six... 106 00:05:26,160 --> 00:05:27,286 Seven... 107 00:05:27,640 --> 00:05:29,665 Child! - Child! 108 00:05:29,760 --> 00:05:33,025 Wow. A seven second baby. 109 00:05:35,760 --> 00:05:37,432 Penis five! 110 00:05:37,680 --> 00:05:39,341 Penis six! 111 00:05:39,520 --> 00:05:41,272 Penis seven! 112 00:05:41,400 --> 00:05:44,096 Set to launch! 113 00:05:49,680 --> 00:05:52,820 Here is one that has gone too long. 114 00:06:04,800 --> 00:06:07,325 They don't do it too bad, for aliens. 115 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:09,226 It's too bad that they look so weird. 116 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:28,567 We now present you... 117 00:06:28,680 --> 00:06:30,102 Manolita... 118 00:06:30,640 --> 00:06:33,382 Castafuelal - Shit! A folk legend! 119 00:06:46,280 --> 00:06:49,044 Spencer, you have some valuable hands! 120 00:06:49,160 --> 00:06:50,434 What are you telling me? 121 00:06:50,720 --> 00:06:51,869 1 thought you liked other things more. 122 00:06:51,960 --> 00:06:53,769 Before, you were calling me the golden penis. 123 00:06:57,080 --> 00:06:59,344 Don't tell me those things! 124 00:07:01,120 --> 00:07:03,111 Do you think that she'll fall for the trap? 125 00:07:06,560 --> 00:07:08,221 Of course! 126 00:07:08,520 --> 00:07:11,648 The way she looked at you when you made love to Flanagan... 127 00:07:29,360 --> 00:07:30,622 Will you be long? 128 00:07:31,360 --> 00:07:33,191 I also have the right to make myself look pretty. 129 00:07:34,320 --> 00:07:36,550 What do you mean, "you also"? 130 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:38,890 You know very well what I mean! 131 00:07:39,280 --> 00:07:41,145 You hooked up with Dorothy again today! 132 00:07:41,600 --> 00:07:42,294 Me? 133 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:43,857 Like a good professional... 134 00:07:44,080 --> 00:07:45,752 This one must be very professional too then, 135 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:47,654 because this morning it was king sized! 136 00:07:48,400 --> 00:07:51,335 They pay us for that. A half-assed show is not a show. 137 00:07:53,120 --> 00:07:54,212 Yeah, yeah... 138 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:15,159 Just keep on being jealous... It's ridiculous for you to be jealous, doll. 139 00:08:17,640 --> 00:08:19,301 Oh, you think it's ridiculous, eh? 140 00:08:21,240 --> 00:08:25,540 Since we've been together, I've only been with girls during the show. 141 00:08:27,080 --> 00:08:27,785 I love you... 142 00:08:28,440 --> 00:08:29,407 1 promise you. 143 00:08:42,680 --> 00:08:46,844 Cut! Again Flanagan, and this time be more happy, more pleasant... both of you! 144 00:08:53,360 --> 00:08:55,646 Hello! Will you be long? 145 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,808 I have the right to make myself look pretty, also. 146 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:00,935 What do you mean, "you also"? 147 00:09:01,040 --> 00:09:03,656 You know very well what I mean! You hooked up with Dorothy again today! 148 00:09:03,760 --> 00:09:04,579 Who me? 149 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,001 Like a professional! 150 00:09:06,080 --> 00:09:08,412 This one must be very professional too, then! 151 00:09:08,720 --> 00:09:12,247 They pay us for that. A half-assed show is not a show. 152 00:09:21,720 --> 00:09:25,144 Just keep on being jealous... It's ridiculous for you to be jealous, doll. 153 00:09:25,240 --> 00:09:27,265 Oh, you think it's ridiculous, eh? 154 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:31,106 Of course! Since we've been together, I've only been with fifteen or twenty. 155 00:09:49,880 --> 00:09:52,110 We will now introduce you to Rosalinda. 156 00:09:52,320 --> 00:09:56,575 She has nothing to do with this movie, but because she is the director's girifriend, 157 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:59,740 We've happily given her a good role. 158 00:10:32,400 --> 00:10:33,913 I'm tired of that bitch! 159 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:36,259 But if they keep impregnating me... 160 00:10:37,160 --> 00:10:40,448 One day, I'll grab my Colt. 45. . 161 00:10:40,560 --> 00:10:45,543 Remember my days in Tucson City as I push the gun into his chest... 162 00:10:46,920 --> 00:10:50,048 and then I'll squeeze the trigger and... 163 00:10:52,880 --> 00:10:55,280 That bastard... 164 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:10,838 You frighten me, my beautiful Dorothy - You were always a wuss, Spencer. 165 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,572 You knew that from the start. 166 00:11:15,200 --> 00:11:17,430 I was just a little employee in Minnesota, 167 00:11:18,280 --> 00:11:21,477 until you appeared. 168 00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:39,390 I warn you, if you want your autonomy back someday, it means nothing to me! 169 00:11:42,040 --> 00:11:43,735 Don't tell me that! 170 00:11:43,880 --> 00:11:44,847 I can't... 171 00:11:45,520 --> 00:11:47,181 ...live without you! 172 00:11:47,280 --> 00:11:49,578 1 would have to go back defeated! 173 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,147 To Minnesota! 174 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:07,120 Oh, if only your admirers could see you, 175 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:12,496 they couldn't even imagine having sex with you... 176 00:12:13,360 --> 00:12:14,987 In the intimacy of the home. 177 00:12:24,400 --> 00:12:26,163 You are so sweet... 178 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,601 It costs more, each time we to go to the laundromat! 179 00:12:36,720 --> 00:12:38,585 We'll have to start washing our own clothes. 180 00:12:39,080 --> 00:12:40,877 You're not going out, right? 181 00:12:42,480 --> 00:12:44,380 I wanted to buy ten minutes. 182 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:48,826 Let's make a baby! - Agreed... 183 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:51,286 but first a little glass of white wine from California. 184 00:13:05,880 --> 00:13:08,508 My aunt Felicia sent it to me from the farm. 185 00:13:12,840 --> 00:13:15,308 It's a little bit effervescent. 186 00:13:18,680 --> 00:13:19,977 To us. 187 00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:36,978 This will put her to sleep for a few hours. 188 00:13:38,600 --> 00:13:40,591 The coast is clear! 189 00:13:52,040 --> 00:13:55,635 Sleeping pills have never been enough for me, Flanagan. 190 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:18,792 We now present you: Rosalinda, 191 00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:24,757 the director's girlfriend, whom is improving her acting day by day. 192 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,060 Taxi! Taxil 193 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:52,422 Taxil 194 00:14:57,800 --> 00:14:59,165 Follow that car! 195 00:16:32,760 --> 00:16:35,320 Okay, let's start. I haven't eaten dinner yet. 196 00:16:35,680 --> 00:16:37,466 All right. Hit me. 197 00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:38,527 Give me alight. 198 00:16:44,480 --> 00:16:45,947 Are you staying? 199 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,600 All or nothing. 200 00:16:47,960 --> 00:16:49,678 You'll put me in house, because I'm blind. 201 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:54,302 Let's talk about the little one. - She can be won over. 202 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:57,015 I pass. - Pass. 203 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,537 Garcilaso, you go. - I'll call. 204 00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:01,339 And me. 205 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,566 Me too. 206 00:17:07,280 --> 00:17:08,360 And I call rabbit. 207 00:17:08,880 --> 00:17:10,165 My hand in the bank. 208 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,687 All or nothing. 209 00:17:33,960 --> 00:17:37,794 Hey you, get started, she's coming! 210 00:17:43,120 --> 00:17:45,680 Yes, yes... 211 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:12,535 Yes, yes... 212 00:18:14,440 --> 00:18:15,600 Freeze! 213 00:18:16,320 --> 00:18:18,288 Come on woman! I have a pair! 214 00:18:26,440 --> 00:18:28,408 Are you lost, Flanagan? 215 00:18:30,600 --> 00:18:33,933 What were you going to buy the ten minutes with, eh? 216 00:18:37,560 --> 00:18:38,925 You see? 217 00:18:40,840 --> 00:18:42,137 That's not true! 218 00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:45,434 It was only an excuse for you to betray me! 219 00:18:46,680 --> 00:18:48,682 Pain in the ass! Here we go again! 220 00:18:48,880 --> 00:18:50,165 Let her be! 221 00:18:50,440 --> 00:18:54,069 No. When she gets these jealousy attacks, she becomes insufferable. 222 00:18:55,120 --> 00:18:56,712 Unbelievable! 223 00:19:00,960 --> 00:19:03,702 I gave you the best years of my life, Flanagan. 224 00:19:04,480 --> 00:19:06,027 Now everything is finished? 225 00:19:06,920 --> 00:19:09,150 Could you leave us in peace? 226 00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,366 Flanagan... 227 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,080 If you don't come with me, I'll kill you! 228 00:19:18,040 --> 00:19:19,735 But woman, I have a pair! 229 00:19:20,040 --> 00:19:21,484 Or I'll kill myself! 230 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:23,897 DO it... 231 00:19:24,360 --> 00:19:26,828 How annoying! Hey, come here. 232 00:19:27,200 --> 00:19:29,122 Have the Argentineans gotten here yet? 233 00:19:29,280 --> 00:19:29,974 Well... 234 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:32,640 The Argentineans are... - Oh, yeah, yeah! 235 00:19:32,760 --> 00:19:33,601 Flanagan... 236 00:19:34,080 --> 00:19:34,978 Love me! 237 00:19:35,680 --> 00:19:36,977 Here you go. 238 00:19:37,560 --> 00:19:38,993 Look. There it is. 239 00:19:49,120 --> 00:19:50,872 Let me gol Leave me alone! 240 00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:52,934 What do you want from me? Let me go! 241 00:19:54,920 --> 00:19:56,706 Listen, bitch! 242 00:19:56,800 --> 00:19:57,664 Let me go! 243 00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:01,407 Jerkl What were you doing at Baster's at midnight yesterday? 244 00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,182 Baster's? 245 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:10,115 Who is Baster? - Yes, Baster! 246 00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,959 We know exactly what he's paid you. 247 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:14,798 Nobody's paid me anything... 248 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:17,178 We're going to hit you if you don't tell us everything! 249 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,265 Imbecile! Are you going to sing? 250 00:20:18,360 --> 00:20:19,850 Sing! Okay... 251 00:20:20,920 --> 00:20:23,286 To the son of my life! 252 00:20:24,560 --> 00:20:27,188 Stupid girl... - If you don't talk, you'll regret it. 253 00:20:42,680 --> 00:20:43,840 Let's go, Varser. 254 00:20:44,640 --> 00:20:45,607 Come here. 255 00:20:46,720 --> 00:20:47,709 Faster! 256 00:20:48,040 --> 00:20:49,473 You can go get changed. 257 00:20:55,440 --> 00:20:56,668 That's good. 258 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:58,883 Should I continue? - Continue. 259 00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,415 No... no... 260 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,323 No... 261 00:21:08,120 --> 00:21:09,109 ll can't... 262 00:21:09,200 --> 00:21:10,553 No, please... 263 00:21:10,680 --> 00:21:11,908 I'm getting really dizzy... 264 00:21:12,280 --> 00:21:13,201 No... 265 00:21:13,320 --> 00:21:14,082 No! 266 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:16,385 No... - Where are the plans? 267 00:21:17,080 --> 00:21:20,299 Plans? What plans? I don't know what plans you're talking about! 268 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:23,398 The ones for the air/ground submarine, stupid girl! 269 00:21:23,480 --> 00:21:25,607 Listen, I don't understand anything about politics. 270 00:21:27,080 --> 00:21:28,308 Oh, no? 271 00:21:28,400 --> 00:21:31,801 What were you doing with the minister in the bathroom? 272 00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:35,835 I can't tell you about that. Those are private things! I can't talk about... 273 00:21:45,720 --> 00:21:49,065 Private matters, eh? Then why are you bothering your husband with jealousy, 274 00:21:49,160 --> 00:21:50,604 then giving yourself to other men? 275 00:21:50,720 --> 00:21:53,245 There are certain things that shouldn't be talked about in public... 276 00:21:53,360 --> 00:21:56,955 You're a cynic. I'll come down at seven. - Sounds good, sounds good. 277 00:22:01,240 --> 00:22:03,401 The Argentineans! Quickly! 278 00:22:09,520 --> 00:22:11,078 Let's go ahead with it. 279 00:22:11,760 --> 00:22:12,681 No... 280 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:13,516 No! 281 00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:14,289 No... 282 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:18,152 If she doesn't talk, carve her without mercy. 283 00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:20,630 Down there! Right on the pussy! 284 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:21,408 I don't know anything... 285 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:23,224 No... 286 00:22:23,800 --> 00:22:24,858 No... 287 00:22:26,680 --> 00:22:27,442 No... 288 00:22:29,800 --> 00:22:31,427 There! There! 289 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:33,505 No... 290 00:22:33,600 --> 00:22:35,283 No... No! 291 00:22:39,560 --> 00:22:41,460 Like that! 292 00:22:45,040 --> 00:22:46,632 No... No... 293 00:22:46,760 --> 00:22:48,785 No... 294 00:22:57,240 --> 00:22:58,958 Are you going to talk, you damn girl? 295 00:22:59,040 --> 00:23:02,100 Where are the plans for the ground/air submarine? 296 00:23:02,240 --> 00:23:04,561 Where? - I don't know anything! 297 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:09,003 You know everything! Where are they? - No! I don't know anything! 298 00:23:09,120 --> 00:23:11,247 I don't know anything! - Yes! 299 00:23:16,960 --> 00:23:20,418 Do you know if we have enough for a while? - I don't know... 300 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:23,633 One hour? - Maybe. 301 00:23:29,240 --> 00:23:29,990 No! 302 00:23:30,080 --> 00:23:31,206 No! Please! No! 303 00:23:31,320 --> 00:23:33,982 Stab her! - No! No... 304 00:23:34,320 --> 00:23:35,912 Stab her! 305 00:23:36,040 --> 00:23:37,393 Fuck her with it! 306 00:23:37,480 --> 00:23:39,937 I don't know anything! - Come on... 307 00:23:40,120 --> 00:23:42,042 Nol I don't know anything! - Speak! 308 00:23:42,920 --> 00:23:44,717 Prick her! 309 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:49,367 Prick her! More! More! 310 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:52,395 Prick her! - No! I don't know anything! 311 00:23:52,520 --> 00:23:53,885 I don't know anything! - Speak! 312 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,652 1 don't know anything, please... 313 00:23:57,760 --> 00:23:59,387 Nol - Therel 314 00:23:59,800 --> 00:24:01,449 Prick her! - No! 315 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:04,326 Speak! Speak! 316 00:24:08,280 --> 00:24:10,339 Speak! Prick her! 317 00:24:10,480 --> 00:24:12,175 I don't know anything! - Yes! 318 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:15,410 Enough! 319 00:24:22,080 --> 00:24:23,012 Enough! 320 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:28,628 You said that you could trust her, that she would never find out about us! 321 00:24:28,760 --> 00:24:29,749 1 already did it. 322 00:24:31,240 --> 00:24:32,992 Dear Flanagan. 323 00:24:34,400 --> 00:24:35,788 Understand... 324 00:24:35,880 --> 00:24:38,872 We had to be sure about her. 325 00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:41,764 Marcia can know our secret, can't you see. 326 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,646 You've already made her suffer with your stupid suspicions! 327 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,227 Can I take her? 328 00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:51,385 Of course! 329 00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:55,047 Leave her, guys. You can go. 330 00:24:57,840 --> 00:24:59,307 There you have her. 331 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:04,628 Marcia, my country iris! 332 00:25:06,960 --> 00:25:08,291 Come here, Nina! 333 00:25:15,920 --> 00:25:16,727 My love... 334 00:25:16,840 --> 00:25:18,376 Everything is over now. 335 00:25:18,520 --> 00:25:22,081 Did those damned people hurt you? - Yes. 336 00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,204 She's hiding the secret! 337 00:25:27,920 --> 00:25:29,581 What are you saying, Flanagan? 338 00:25:30,840 --> 00:25:33,240 You didn't give her the plans, did you? 339 00:25:34,600 --> 00:25:36,693 She's hiding the plans! 340 00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,492 Let's see... 341 00:25:53,440 --> 00:25:54,646 They were here... 342 00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,289 Here they are, Spencer! 343 00:26:12,560 --> 00:26:15,757 The plans for the submarine are in this microfilm! 344 00:26:19,040 --> 00:26:20,564 My poor girl... 345 00:26:22,080 --> 00:26:24,913 She's had them hidden for the past two months. 346 00:26:28,800 --> 00:26:30,529 Do you see her sacrifice? 347 00:26:30,880 --> 00:26:36,011 Excuse us boy, but we've had many bad experiences with the wives of spies. 348 00:26:38,520 --> 00:26:41,045 I can't untie her. It's very hard! 349 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,095 Who tied this? 350 00:26:43,960 --> 00:26:47,623 Why don't you call the firemen... - You did it last time... 351 00:26:47,720 --> 00:26:48,675 Come here. 352 00:26:48,800 --> 00:26:50,643 Come herel Somebody come here and get this. 353 00:30:39,480 --> 00:30:41,380 Touch your own. 354 00:33:38,320 --> 00:33:39,582 Come here, Martinez. 355 00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:43,403 Look at this sexy thing! 356 00:34:33,720 --> 00:34:35,950 Juanito, are you seeing this? - What's so special about that? 357 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:37,667 Juanito, you don't see? - No... 358 00:34:37,800 --> 00:34:39,665 They're fucking! 359 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:05,336 Here is Rosalinda, 360 00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,536 the director's girlfriend, in her first acting scene. 361 00:35:17,040 --> 00:35:19,929 Do you hear them, Panchito? They're fucking! 362 00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,372 That's good. May they make the best of it. 363 00:35:22,760 --> 00:35:25,718 Leave that magazine alone, you bad boy! - What does it matter? Leave it alone! 364 00:35:25,840 --> 00:35:27,034 What do you want? 365 00:36:27,360 --> 00:36:29,055 The ones from before! 366 00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:33,640 Hello! - Hello! 367 00:36:34,280 --> 00:36:35,508 Come in. 368 00:36:37,520 --> 00:36:38,953 Sit down, please. 369 00:36:40,720 --> 00:36:42,574 We didn't want to show up at a bad time. 370 00:36:42,680 --> 00:36:44,056 No, no, no... 371 00:36:44,160 --> 00:36:46,833 Sit down, you're among friends - Of course! Sit down. 372 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:51,269 This is so surprising, Martinez! She's the girl that I've been seeing in my dreams. 373 00:36:51,360 --> 00:36:52,691 But, what are you saying? 374 00:36:54,280 --> 00:36:56,168 No, no... I had to say that line. - No... 375 00:36:56,280 --> 00:36:58,942 It's in the screenplayl That's her linel - No. 376 00:36:59,200 --> 00:36:59,962 Listen... 377 00:37:00,840 --> 00:37:02,933 Did she or did I have to say that line? 378 00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,136 Let's see. 379 00:37:06,240 --> 00:37:10,347 No, Eusevia you have to look at her surprised, and confused, 380 00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:14,251 but she is the one that says "that is the girl from my dreams” 381 00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:15,924 Is it clear now, do you understand? 382 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:17,115 Yes. - Yes. 383 00:37:17,240 --> 00:37:20,175 Okay. Let's go again. Again... 384 00:37:21,600 --> 00:37:24,296 Should we start again? - Yes! Action! 385 00:37:28,360 --> 00:37:30,464 Gutierrez! Look, it's the girl from my dreams! 386 00:37:30,560 --> 00:37:32,585 What a charming couple! 387 00:37:33,640 --> 00:37:35,028 Martinez. - Nice to meet you. 388 00:37:35,120 --> 00:37:36,212 Mrs. Fonseca. - Delighted. 389 00:37:36,320 --> 00:37:38,379 Hello, how are you? - Hello. 390 00:37:38,520 --> 00:37:40,954 Take a seat please, and don't be shy. 391 00:37:41,640 --> 00:37:44,200 Act as you would in your own home. 392 00:37:44,680 --> 00:37:46,113 They're divine, no? 393 00:37:46,560 --> 00:37:49,290 Yes, they look like a very nice couple. 394 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:52,716 I love them! 395 00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:53,767 Oh Gutierrez! 396 00:37:58,840 --> 00:38:00,330 They get along well. 397 00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:02,533 I'm getting horny! 398 00:38:04,240 --> 00:38:05,935 Oh Gutierrez, oh Gutierrez! 399 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,152 My treasure! 400 00:38:35,280 --> 00:38:36,713 My love! 401 00:38:50,160 --> 00:38:51,627 My love! 402 00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:53,480 My life! 403 00:39:51,800 --> 00:39:54,132 The Bull Plaza. The Bullfight. 404 00:40:11,880 --> 00:40:13,006 Yes... 405 00:40:13,160 --> 00:40:14,218 Yes... 406 00:40:17,280 --> 00:40:18,304 Yes... 407 00:40:20,720 --> 00:40:22,312 What can I do for you? 408 00:40:23,680 --> 00:40:27,309 We hate to bother you, but we would like to get married. 409 00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:29,363 Are any of you already married? 410 00:40:29,760 --> 00:40:31,728 No... 411 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:32,260 No. 412 00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:34,619 Well then, I don't see any problems. 413 00:40:35,040 --> 00:40:37,474 Excuse me, I don't know if you understood right. 414 00:40:37,800 --> 00:40:40,462 The four of us want to get married. 415 00:40:43,040 --> 00:40:49,275 Mr. Martinez, do you take Ms. Gutierrez and Ms. Castel to be your wives? 416 00:40:50,800 --> 00:40:51,960 1 do. 417 00:40:52,800 --> 00:40:58,397 Ms. Castel, do you take Mr. Martinez and Mr. Gutierrez to be your husbands? 418 00:41:00,120 --> 00:41:01,439 1 do. 419 00:41:01,760 --> 00:41:06,857 Ms. Fonseca, do you take Mr. Gutierrez and Mr. Martinez to be your husbands? 420 00:41:07,360 --> 00:41:08,520 1 do. 421 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:14,289 Mr. Gutierrez, do you take Ms. Fonseca and Ms. Castel to be your wives? 422 00:41:22,200 --> 00:41:26,842 By the power invested in me, I now declare you husbands and wives. 423 00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:31,134 Congratulations! We're married! 424 00:41:36,360 --> 00:41:38,089 Here is Rosalinda, 425 00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:40,351 the producer's girlfriend, 426 00:41:40,480 --> 00:41:45,497 remembering excitedly her first role as a movie actress. 427 00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:56,032 Paris Cafe 428 00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:07,227 Do you want to try some, love? 429 00:42:07,360 --> 00:42:08,622 Here, my dear. 430 00:42:13,040 --> 00:42:14,268 You try some, love. 431 00:42:17,120 --> 00:42:19,418 Thank you, love. - Taste how good this is! 432 00:42:32,200 --> 00:42:33,827 How cute! 433 00:43:20,880 --> 00:43:23,735 I'm going to see if I can buy the pink dress, because it's nice. 434 00:43:23,880 --> 00:43:26,678 I like the other one more. What are we going to do? 435 00:43:54,120 --> 00:43:55,451 Good night. 436 00:43:58,880 --> 00:44:00,711 Good night. 437 00:44:04,480 --> 00:44:05,913 Good night. 438 00:44:20,440 --> 00:44:21,566 What a life... 439 00:44:21,880 --> 00:44:22,972 What's the matter? 440 00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:24,952 I can't take it any more! 1 can't take it... 441 00:44:26,280 --> 00:44:28,578 Are you already tired of marriage? 442 00:44:28,760 --> 00:44:31,285 Sleeping with the same two girls every night... 443 00:44:31,680 --> 00:44:32,647 It's true. 444 00:44:32,880 --> 00:44:34,347 I've had it up to here! 445 00:44:35,040 --> 00:44:36,234 I can't stand it... 446 00:44:36,440 --> 00:44:38,499 Always with the same girls! 447 00:44:38,760 --> 00:44:40,091 This can't be... 448 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:44,218 Bye! 449 00:44:49,320 --> 00:44:52,608 This one looks like it could work out. Let's meet her! 450 00:44:52,720 --> 00:44:53,448 Let's go! 451 00:44:53,600 --> 00:44:55,227 Hey girl! 452 00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:56,412 Girl... 453 00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:21,542 What's wrong? 454 00:45:22,320 --> 00:45:24,777 My husbands are messing around on me... 455 00:45:24,920 --> 00:45:26,285 So they're doing it to me too... 456 00:45:27,560 --> 00:45:29,425 Are you sure that you aren't mistaken? 457 00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:50,096 Looks like we have to give ourselves to other men too. 458 00:45:57,680 --> 00:45:59,944 Wow, its finished! 459 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:13,761 That was short, eh? 460 00:46:16,840 --> 00:46:18,933 Of course. Everything good lasts a short while. 461 00:46:19,400 --> 00:46:22,233 It's the end of the second episode. 462 00:46:22,680 --> 00:46:25,740 Why do they end it when everything is heating up? 463 00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,238 Obviously, so we buy the third episode. 464 00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:32,380 I didn't know that they had such silly things on TV! 465 00:46:38,160 --> 00:46:41,140 Look how they've evolved!I - It's not television, dear... 466 00:46:41,240 --> 00:46:43,231 It's a video. - Video? 467 00:46:43,360 --> 00:46:44,588 A videotape. 468 00:46:44,680 --> 00:46:46,671 Tell me in simple language, Mrs. Ernarda. 469 00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:49,801 Mrs. Bernarda... 470 00:46:50,560 --> 00:46:55,156 is trying to say that she bought and put a tape in there herself. 471 00:46:55,560 --> 00:46:58,688 Doesn't it embarrass you to put on those vulgarities, Mrs. Bernarda? 472 00:46:59,080 --> 00:47:01,173 Who would believe it? She looks so innocent. 473 00:47:01,760 --> 00:47:04,320 You can't trust appearances, young one. 474 00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:05,862 Call me Cookie. 475 00:47:05,960 --> 00:47:09,350 Okay, Cookie... You look like you could be... 476 00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:11,937 A whore? Go ahead, say it. I like it! 477 00:47:15,360 --> 00:47:19,057 She has a charming honesty about her. 478 00:47:19,520 --> 00:47:21,078 You don't have to doubt that. 479 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:23,760 I call bread, bread, and wine, wine... 480 00:47:23,840 --> 00:47:26,070 and I am more of a whore than hens. 481 00:47:26,200 --> 00:47:29,465 1 open my legs whenever I need to. 482 00:47:30,560 --> 00:47:32,619 A real find... 483 00:47:34,320 --> 00:47:37,289 I congratulate you, my dear Flanagan. 484 00:47:39,120 --> 00:47:40,246 To good times. 485 00:47:41,640 --> 00:47:43,505 I'm not that good! 486 00:47:44,840 --> 00:47:47,172 She's a box of surprises as well. 487 00:47:47,480 --> 00:47:48,708 And she's very pretty. 488 00:47:49,120 --> 00:47:51,065 She has a natural elegance. 489 00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,013 You're going to make me blush. 490 00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:59,385 I'm pretty hot eh? The boys like me!I 491 00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:07,771 1 envy women that know how to attract men. 492 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,043 Anyone can do it... 493 00:48:10,120 --> 00:48:12,236 You have to be a little crafty and know them, 494 00:48:12,360 --> 00:48:14,521 so that you know where to attack them. 495 00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:16,198 Some of them you just talk to, 496 00:48:17,120 --> 00:48:18,496 some of them you use your lips on, 497 00:48:18,600 --> 00:48:21,933 and some of them you get with your breasts, like little kids! 498 00:48:24,400 --> 00:48:29,736 What would you say to Ms. Bernarda to enhance her beauty? 499 00:48:30,600 --> 00:48:32,761 You're an expert - I don't know, 500 00:48:32,840 --> 00:48:36,276 you look very good, but this dress is like a raincoat! 501 00:48:37,440 --> 00:48:41,035 You have to show off the merchandise a little more... 502 00:48:42,880 --> 00:48:44,108 What do you think? 503 00:48:49,400 --> 00:48:53,928 You have to show a little of this and a little of that... 504 00:48:54,040 --> 00:48:58,909 dress a little bit more lively... - You have a precious outfit! I love it 505 00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:03,627 It cost me a fortune, but thanks to him, I got it! 506 00:49:04,320 --> 00:49:07,346 Surely you must have something sexier than that, right? 507 00:49:08,080 --> 00:49:09,433 It was designed in Paris. 508 00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:12,449 Funny boys! I'm sure a faggot made it too! 509 00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:15,347 How funny! It's true! 510 00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:16,947 We'll see... 511 00:49:21,720 --> 00:49:24,314 Do you both want me to make her over like new? 512 00:49:24,400 --> 00:49:27,563 Personally, I would love that. 513 00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:29,452 1 would too. 514 00:49:30,520 --> 00:49:32,147 Make it happen. 515 00:49:33,520 --> 00:49:35,681 Go on, don't be shy. 516 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,019 Let's go to your room. I'm going to make you sexier than me! 517 00:49:39,120 --> 00:49:41,532 Onward Pygmalion. 518 00:49:42,040 --> 00:49:45,362 Rascal! I don't know what you're up to but surely it must be a dirty trick! 519 00:49:58,040 --> 00:49:59,996 Marvelous! Magnificent, Flanagan! 520 00:50:00,120 --> 00:50:02,429 It's the most vulgar, rudest, 521 00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:06,745 dumbest and miserable thing 1 have seen in all my life! 522 00:50:07,200 --> 00:50:08,189 Yes... 523 00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,380 It's what we needed. 524 00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:18,857 Malevolent bitches, lowly whores, trash! 525 00:50:19,640 --> 00:50:21,301 It makes me sick! 526 00:50:21,400 --> 00:50:25,700 But the sword of our Father will fall on them all! 527 00:50:27,440 --> 00:50:29,305 Over here, 528 00:50:29,640 --> 00:50:31,198 over there, 529 00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:33,084 here, 530 00:50:33,560 --> 00:50:35,027 and there. 531 00:51:29,960 --> 00:51:31,552 Come on, come on... 532 00:51:31,840 --> 00:51:34,866 Hey, this is not bad at all, eh? 533 00:51:39,360 --> 00:51:42,796 And this is a knockoutl - You're sweet... 534 00:51:43,320 --> 00:51:46,653 You have beautiful skin. If you would take care of it... 535 00:51:48,320 --> 00:51:50,117 You're a charmer. 536 00:51:53,720 --> 00:51:57,178 You must be a phenomenal love maker... 537 00:51:58,400 --> 00:51:59,992 You do what you can... 538 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:04,813 Surely you're not too bad yourself... 539 00:52:11,880 --> 00:52:14,440 Do you like to make love with another woman? 540 00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:17,318 Well, I suppose it depends... 541 00:52:17,560 --> 00:52:21,963 Women are more soft. We are more tender than men. 542 00:52:23,040 --> 00:52:26,498 Have you ever made love with another woman? 543 00:52:26,600 --> 00:52:30,536 It's been a while, and she made a permanent mark on me. 544 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:32,102 You liked it, eh? 545 00:52:32,200 --> 00:52:36,000 Maybe much less than 1 would like to right now, with you. 546 00:56:23,304 --> 00:56:24,521 Curses! 547 00:56:24,624 --> 00:56:26,455 Aren't you embarrassed? 548 00:56:29,704 --> 00:56:31,695 What are you doing? 549 00:56:32,224 --> 00:56:35,921 No... nothing. We were just here, chatting. 550 00:56:37,744 --> 00:56:39,075 Damned woman... 551 00:56:39,664 --> 00:56:42,690 Perverting my wife! - No... no... 552 00:56:42,784 --> 00:56:45,446 No... - You deserve an exemplary punishment! 553 00:56:47,424 --> 00:56:49,585 No... please... - Yes! 554 00:56:49,744 --> 00:56:52,269 An exemplary punishment! 555 00:56:52,704 --> 00:56:54,069 No... 556 00:56:56,224 --> 00:56:58,624 Damned woman! - No... 557 00:57:01,384 --> 00:57:04,615 Yes, an exemplary punishment! 558 00:57:04,984 --> 00:57:06,884 No... no! 559 00:57:24,824 --> 00:57:31,423 And here is Rosalinda, the producer's girlfriend, destined for stardom. 560 00:57:37,944 --> 00:57:39,707 Get in there, bitch! 561 00:59:28,864 --> 00:59:30,229 Where are you going? 562 00:59:32,184 --> 00:59:33,549 Stupid! 563 00:59:43,504 --> 00:59:44,789 Cucu... 564 00:59:48,424 --> 00:59:50,119 fates... 565 01:00:18,384 --> 01:00:21,114 Cucufates... 566 01:00:24,344 --> 01:00:29,475 Going upl Going downl Going all around! 567 01:00:29,864 --> 01:00:33,356 Cucufates! Cucufates! 568 01:00:33,704 --> 01:00:36,867 And no one else... 569 01:00:50,024 --> 01:00:55,052 Kiss the uncorrupted hand of Saint Cucufate of Maguncia. 570 01:01:04,704 --> 01:01:07,832 And the skull of Catalina the Great... 571 01:01:18,024 --> 01:01:20,845 Repeat with me... 572 01:01:20,944 --> 01:01:23,003 Cucufate... 573 01:01:24,984 --> 01:01:27,145 Cucufate... 574 01:01:27,824 --> 01:01:30,088 Cucufate... 575 01:01:31,544 --> 01:01:33,876 Cucufate... 576 01:01:35,024 --> 01:01:37,925 Cucufate... 577 01:01:42,144 --> 01:01:44,328 This sacred secret... 578 01:01:44,464 --> 01:01:48,230 whose origins dated back to the ancient Adecia, 579 01:01:48,824 --> 01:01:53,761 appears like a necessary reaction to the bad things of the world. 580 01:01:53,944 --> 01:01:56,913 Cucufate of Meguncia. 581 01:01:57,704 --> 01:01:59,524 Simple man, 582 01:01:59,624 --> 01:02:02,809 covets a multinational society. 583 01:02:02,944 --> 01:02:06,573 With a proclaimed love of order and correction... 584 01:02:06,664 --> 01:02:10,225 comes back today to come back and modernize himself, 585 01:02:10,344 --> 01:02:13,973 to fight against the plagues of society. 586 01:02:16,904 --> 01:02:22,171 Our society celebrates annual meetings... 587 01:02:22,504 --> 01:02:26,964 of its great symposium, and others more frequent... 588 01:02:27,224 --> 01:02:29,852 to an autonomic level... 589 01:02:31,144 --> 01:02:33,476 In these festivities, 590 01:02:34,584 --> 01:02:37,314 a prostitute gets eliminated. 591 01:02:38,824 --> 01:02:43,807 In these festivities, a prostitute gets eliminated. 592 01:02:44,864 --> 01:02:46,388 Who did she say it to? 593 01:02:46,664 --> 01:02:51,647 To my cousin, Belcebu and to Uncle Lucifer. 594 01:02:52,464 --> 01:02:53,977 Who did she say it to? 595 01:02:54,744 --> 01:02:59,465 To my cousin, Belcebu and to Uncle Lucifer. 596 01:02:59,904 --> 01:03:01,701 Who did she say it to? 597 01:03:01,864 --> 01:03:06,847 To my cousin, Belcebu and to Uncle Lucifer. 598 01:03:07,424 --> 01:03:09,085 Who did she say it to? 599 01:03:09,344 --> 01:03:14,327 To my cousin, Belcebu and to Uncle Lucifer. 600 01:03:15,184 --> 01:03:20,178 Cucufates... 601 01:03:22,144 --> 01:03:27,548 Cucufate. 602 01:03:29,304 --> 01:03:31,795 Cu - Cu... 603 01:03:31,904 --> 01:03:34,668 fates... 604 01:03:34,784 --> 01:03:37,435 - Cufa 605 01:11:34,184 --> 01:11:37,642 It's not so bad, but hopefully they're coming to pick me up. 606 01:12:23,784 --> 01:12:25,445 Do you think that we'll give it today? 607 01:12:25,544 --> 01:12:26,636 I don't know. 608 01:12:28,184 --> 01:12:29,651 It's been the perfect mugging. 609 01:12:30,144 --> 01:12:33,989 We've lost seven days in January, because of the national rifle. 610 01:12:35,184 --> 01:12:36,697 The producers in the cabaret, 611 01:12:36,784 --> 01:12:39,218 and us waiting for Bodo, like strangers in a train. 612 01:12:39,664 --> 01:12:42,201 And what can you say about the escape from Gloria, 613 01:12:42,424 --> 01:12:45,484 from Globi, from Samantha and Julia! 614 01:12:49,064 --> 01:12:51,897 And us with the damned money, and thanks to Sabrina, 615 01:12:51,984 --> 01:12:54,817 have made possible the last crazy thing about Mel Brooks taking off! 616 01:12:56,264 --> 01:12:58,676 For me, everything has been a story of Oliver. 617 01:12:58,984 --> 01:13:00,531 Since Friday the thirteenth, 618 01:13:00,664 --> 01:13:03,349 he is considered one of the masters of the night. 619 01:13:08,544 --> 01:13:10,102 It's a ghost. 620 01:13:10,784 --> 01:13:13,924 Thank you for being a divorced woman, 621 01:13:14,424 --> 01:13:19,054 and that the upcoming divorce will set you free. 622 01:14:00,864 --> 01:14:02,149 Hello. - Hello. 623 01:14:02,264 --> 01:14:04,596 Hello, flat nose. Can you take me? 624 01:14:05,064 --> 01:14:09,091 It depends on where you're going. We're going to Timbuktu which is close by. 625 01:14:09,184 --> 01:14:11,675 It works for me. Can I get in? - Yes, of course. 626 01:16:14,984 --> 01:16:18,579 Can you stop for a second? I have to go pee... 627 01:16:24,024 --> 01:16:27,926 And if you get out with me, we can play mom and dad. 628 01:16:30,584 --> 01:16:32,950 How about that? 629 01:16:52,304 --> 01:16:53,965 Careful... 630 01:16:55,024 --> 01:16:56,116 Let's go. 631 01:18:02,224 --> 01:18:04,317 We present to you, Rosalinda... 632 01:18:04,624 --> 01:18:06,239 the ex-girlfriend of the producer, 633 01:18:06,344 --> 01:18:10,223 that couldn't accept the marvelous role of Rosalinda, 634 01:18:10,344 --> 01:18:14,223 in the scene playing mom and dad with the hero of the movie. 635 01:18:45,624 --> 01:18:47,615 Spencer? Spencer? 636 01:18:48,744 --> 01:18:50,041 Spencer? 637 01:18:54,504 --> 01:18:55,994 Spencer? 638 01:18:56,984 --> 01:18:58,144 Spencer? 639 01:18:59,704 --> 01:19:00,966 Spencer? 640 01:19:02,424 --> 01:19:03,493 Spencer? 641 01:19:04,544 --> 01:19:06,239 Spencer? 642 01:19:07,504 --> 01:19:08,710 Spencer? 643 01:19:08,824 --> 01:19:11,065 What are you doing here all alone, cutie? 644 01:20:14,344 --> 01:20:17,211 In preparation for, 645 01:20:17,384 --> 01:20:21,753 begin vagina one! 646 01:20:21,944 --> 01:20:23,878 Vagina two! 647 01:20:24,544 --> 01:20:26,569 Vagina three! 648 01:20:27,224 --> 01:20:29,192 Penis one! 649 01:20:29,624 --> 01:20:31,421 Penis two! 650 01:20:31,864 --> 01:20:33,957 Penis three! 651 01:20:34,664 --> 01:20:38,054 Apprehended earthling vagina, 652 01:20:38,304 --> 01:20:42,832 to fertilize for the good of the galaxy! 653 01:20:43,304 --> 01:20:44,794 Vagina... 654 01:20:45,344 --> 01:20:46,936 Vagina... 655 01:20:47,344 --> 01:20:48,834 Vagina... 656 01:20:49,704 --> 01:20:53,379 Apprehended earthling vagina... 657 01:20:53,864 --> 01:20:57,072 Apprehended earthling vagina... 658 01:20:58,224 --> 01:21:04,936 The earthling vagina can fertilize children for the planet, Argolis. 659 01:21:05,304 --> 01:21:09,832 Argolian vaginas cannot fertilize. 660 01:21:10,264 --> 01:21:15,247 Argolian vaginas and penises are very evolved! 661 01:21:15,464 --> 01:21:19,286 The fertilization system is accelerated. 662 01:21:19,384 --> 01:21:20,976 Vagina one. 663 01:21:21,224 --> 01:21:22,987 Vagina two. 664 01:21:23,144 --> 01:21:25,112 Vagina three. 665 01:21:41,744 --> 01:21:45,840 The End 666 01:21:46,824 --> 01:21:50,692 English subtitles ripped and synched by suckmysound for cinemageddon. 45596

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