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Are you blind when you're born?
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Can you see in the dark?
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Can you look at a king?
Would you sit on his throne?
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Can you say of your bite
That it's worse than your bark?
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Are you cock of the walk
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When you're walking alone?
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Because Jellicles are
And Jellicles do
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Jellicles do and Jellicles would
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Jellicles would and Jellicles can
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Jellicles can and Jellicles do
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When you fall on your head
Do you land on your feet?
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Are you tense when you sense
There's a storm in the air?
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Can you find your way blind
When you're lost in the street?
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Do you know how to go
To the Heaviside Layer?
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Because Jellicles can
And Jellicles do
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Jellicles do and Jellicles can
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Jellicles can and Jellicles do
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Jellicles do and Jellicles can
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Jellicles can and Jellicles do
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Can you ride on a broomstick
To places far distant?
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Familiar with candle
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Were you Whittington's friend?
The Pied Piper's assistant?
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Have you been an alumnus
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Are you mean like a minx?
Are you lean like a lynx?
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Are you keen to be seen
When you're smelling a rat?
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Were you there when the pharaohs
Commissioned the Sphinx?
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If you were, and you are
You're a Jellicle Cat
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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We can dive through the air
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Like a flying trapeze
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We can turn double somersaults
Bounce on a tyre
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We can run up a wall
We can swing through the trees
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We can balance on bars
We can walk on a wire
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Jellicles can and Jellicles do
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Jellicles can and Jellicles do
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Jellicles can and Jellicles do
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Jellicles can and Jellicles do
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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Can you sing at the same time
In more than one key
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Duets by Rossini
And waltzes by Strauss?
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And can you, as cats do
Begin with a "c"?
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That always triumphantly
Brings down the house
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Jellicle Cats
Are queens of the night
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Singing at astronomical heights
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Handling pieces from The Messiah
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Hallelujah, angelical choir
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Jellicle Cats
Are queens of the night
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Singing at astronomical heights
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Handling pieces from The Messiah
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Hallelujah, angelical choir
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The mystical divinity
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Of unashamed felinity
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Round the cathedral
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Rang vivat
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Life to the everlasting cat
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Feline, fearless
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Faithful and true
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To others who do what
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Jellicles do and Jellicles can
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Jellicles can and Jellicles do
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Jellicle Cats sing Jellicle Chants
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Jellicles old and Jellicles new
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Jellicle Song and Jellicle dance
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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Practical cats, dramatical cats
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Pragmatical cats, fanatical cats
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Oratorical cats,
Delphic-Oracle cats
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Sceptical cats, dyspeptical cats
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Romantical cats, pedantical cats
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Critical and parasitical cats
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Allegorical cats, metaphorical cats
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Statistical cats and mystical cats
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Political cats, hypocritical cats
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Clerical cats, hysterical cats
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Cynical cats, rabbinical cats
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
Jellicle Songs for Jellicle Cats
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There's a man over there
With a look of surprise
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As much as to say
Well, now, how about that?
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Do I actually see
With my own very eyes
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A man who's not heard
Of a Jellicle Cat?
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What's a Jellicle Cat?
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What's a Jellicle Cat?
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What's a Jellicle Cat?
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The naming of cats
Is a difficult matter
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It isn't just one
Of your holiday games
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You may think at first
I'm as mad as a hatter
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When I tell you a cat
Must have three different names
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First of all there's the name
That the family use daily
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Such as Peter, Augustus
Alonzo or James
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Such as Victor or Jonathan
George or Bill Bailey
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All of them
Sensible, everyday names
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There are fancier names
If you think they sound sweeter
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Some for the gentlemen
Some for the dames
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Such as Plato, Admetus
Electra, Demeter
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But all of them sensible
Everyday names
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But I tell you, a cat
Needs a name that's particular
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A name that's peculiar
And more dignified
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Else how can he keep up
His tail perpendicular
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Or spread out his whiskers
Or cherish his pride?
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Of names of this kind
I can give you a quorum
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Such as Munkustrap, Quaxo
Or Coricopat
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Such as Bombalurina
Or else, Jellylorum
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Names that never belong
To more than one cat
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But above and beyond
There's still one name left over
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And that is the name
That you never will guess
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The name that no human research
Can discover
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But the cat himself knows
And will never confess
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When you notice a cat
In profound meditation
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The reason, I tell you,
Is always the same
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His mind is engaged
In a rapt contemplation
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Of the thought, of the thought
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Of the thought of his name
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His ineffable
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Effable
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Effanineffable
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Deep and inscrutable
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Singular
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Name... Name... Name... Name...
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Jellicle Cats come out tonight
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Jellicle Cats come one, come all
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The Jellicle Moon is shining bright
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Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball
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Jellicle Cats come out tonight
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Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball
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Jellicle Cats meet once a year
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At the Jellicle Ball
Where we all rejoice
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And the Jellicle Leader
Will soon appear
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And make what is known
As the Jellicle Choice
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When Old Deuteronomy
Just before dawn
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Through a silence you feel
You could cut with a knife
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Announces the cat
Who can now be reborn
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And come back to a different
Jellicle Life
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For waiting up there
Is the Heaviside Layer
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Full of wonders
One Jellicle only will see
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And Jellicles ask
Because Jellicles dare
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Who will it be?
Who will it be?
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I have a Gumbie Cat in mind
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Her name is Jennyanydots
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Her coat is of the tabby kind
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With tiger stripes
And leopard spots
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All day she sits beneath the stair
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Or on the steps or on the mat
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She sits and sits and sits and sits
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And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat
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That's what makes a Gumbie Cat
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But when the day's hustle
And bustle is done
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Then the Gumbie Cat's work
Is but hardly begun
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And when all the family's
In bed and asleep
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She tucks up her skirts
To the basement to creep
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She is deeply concerned
With the ways of the mice
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Their behaviour's not good
And their manners not nice
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So when she has got them
Lined up on the matting
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She teaches them
Music, crocheting and tatting
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I have a Gumbie Cat in mind
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Her name is Jennyanydots
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The curtain cord she likes to wind
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And tie it into sailor knots
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She sits upon the window-sill
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Or anything that's smooth and flat
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She sits and sits and sits and sits
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And that's what makes a Gumbie Cat
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That's what makes a Gumbie Cat
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But when the day's hustle
And bustle is done
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Then the Gumbie Cat's work
Is but hardly begun
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She thinks that the cockroaches
Just need employment
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To prevent them from
Idle and wanton destroyment
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So she's formed from that lot
Of disorderly louts
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A troop of well-disciplined
Helpful boy scouts
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With a purpose in life
And a good deed to do
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And she's even created
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A beetles tattoo!
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( Rule Britannia )
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Squad salute!
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For she's
A jolly good fellow...
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Thank you, my dears
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Miaow
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Miaow
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The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
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If you offer me pheasant
I'd rather have grouse
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If you put me in a house
I would much prefer a flat
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If you put me in a flat
Then I'd rather have a house
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If you set me on a mouse
Then I only want a rat
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If you set me on a rat
Then I'd rather chase a mouse
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The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
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And there isn't any call
For me to shout it
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For he will do as he do do
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And there's no doing anything
About it
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The Rum Tum Tugger
Is a terrible bore
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When you let me in
Then I want to go out
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I'm always on the wrong side
Of every door
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And as soon as I get home
Then I'd like to get about
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I like to lie in a bureau drawer
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But I make such a fuss
If I can't get out
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The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
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And there isn't any use
For you to doubt it
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For he will do as he do do
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And there's no doing
Anything about it
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The Rum Tum Tugger
Is a curious beast
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My disobliging ways
Are a matter of habit
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Now if you offer me fish
Then I always want a feast
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And if there isn't any fish
Then I won't eat rabbit
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If you offer me cream
Then I sniff and sneer
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For I only like
What I find for myself... No
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So you catch me in it up to my ears
And put it on the larder shelf
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The Rum Tum Tugger
Is artful and knowing
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The Rum Tum Tugger
Doesn't care for a cuddle
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So I'll on up into your sewing
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Cos there's nothing
I enjoy like a horrible muddle
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The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
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The Rum Tum Tugger
Doesn't care for a cuddle
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The Rum Tum Tugger is a curious cat
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And there isn't any need
For me to spout it
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For he will do as he do do
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And there's no
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Doing anything
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About...
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(Miaowing)
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About...
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(Miaowing)
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About...
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(Screaming)
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About it
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Remark the cat
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Who hesitates towards you
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In the light of the dawn
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Which opens on her
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Like a grin
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You see the border
Of her coat is torn
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And stained with sand
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And you see the corner of her eye
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Twist like a crooked pin
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She haunted many a low resort
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Near the grimy road
Of Tottenham Court
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She flitted about the no man's land
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From The Rising Sun
To The Friend at Hand
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And the postman sighed
As he scratched his head
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You'd really have thought
She'd ought to be dead
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And who would ever suppose
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That that
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Was Grizabella
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The Glamour Cat?
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Grizabella the Glamour Cat
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Grizabella the Glamour Cat
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Who would have ever supposed
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That that
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Was Grizabella
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The Glamour Cat?
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Bustopher Jones
Is not skin and bones
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In fact, he's remarkably fat
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He doesn't haunt pubs
He has eight or nine clubs
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For he's the St James's Street Cat
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He's the cat we all greet
As he walks down the street
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In his coat of fastidious black
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No commonplace mousers
Have such well-cut trousers
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Or such an impeccable back
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In the whole of St James's
The smartest of names is
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The name of this Brummell of cats
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And we're all of us proud
To be nodded or bowed to
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By Bustopher Jones in white spats
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In the whole of St James's
The smartest of names is
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The name of this Brummell of cats
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And we're all of us proud
To be nodded or bowed to
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By Bustopher Jones
In white spats
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My visits are occasional
To the Senior Educational
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And it is against the rules
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For any one cat
To belong both to that
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And the Joint Superior Schools
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For a similar reason
When game is in season
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I'm found not at Fox's, but Blimp's
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I am frequently seen
At the gay Stage and Screen
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Which is famous
For winkles and shrimps
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In the season of venison
I give my ben'son
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To the Pothunter's succulent bones
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And just before noon's
Not a moment too soon
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To drop in for a drink
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At the Drones
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When I'm seen in a hurry
There's probably curry
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At the Siamese or at the Glutton
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If I look full of gloom
Then I've lunched at the Tomb
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On cabbage, rice pudding
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And mutton
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In the whole of St James's
The smartest of names is
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The name of this Brummell of cats
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And we're all of us proud
To be nodded or bowed to
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00:31:49,839 --> 00:31:51,998
By Bustopher Jones in white
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Bustopher Jones in white
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Bustopher Jones in white spats
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So much in this way
Passes Bustopher's day
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At one club or another he's found
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It can be no surprise
That under our eyes
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He has grown unmistakably round
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He's a twenty-five pounder
Or I am a bounder
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00:32:21,251 --> 00:32:25,119
And he's putting on weight
Every day
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00:32:25,173 --> 00:32:28,958
But I'm so well-preserved
Because I've observed
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All me life a routine, and I'd say
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I am still in me prime
I shall last out me time
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That's the word
From this stoutest of cats
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It must and it shall
Be spring in Pall Mall
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00:32:46,531 --> 00:32:49,069
While Bustopher Jones wears white
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Bustopher Jones wears white
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Bustopher Jones
Wears white spats
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Toodlepip!
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(Thunder rolls)
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00:33:03,593 --> 00:33:06,263
(Police siren )
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Macavity!
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00:33:24,117 --> 00:33:26,869
(Car brakes screech)
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00:33:28,581 --> 00:33:31,119
(Car accelerates away )
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- (Woman laughs )
- Shh!
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(Woman laughs )
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Mungojerrie
And Rumpleteazer
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00:34:16,846 --> 00:34:21,260
We're a notorious couple of cats
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As knockabout clowns
Quick-change comedians
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00:34:26,191 --> 00:34:30,106
Tightrope walkers and acrobats
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We have an extensive reputation
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We make our home in Victoria Grove
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This is merely our centre
Of operation
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For we are incurably given to rove
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When the family assembles
For Sunday dinner
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Their minds made up
That they won't get thinner
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On Argentine joint
Potatoes and greens
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00:34:59,397 --> 00:35:02,315
And the cook would appear
From behind the scenes
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And say in a voice
That is broken with sorrow
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"I'm afraid you must wait
And have dinner tomorrow
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00:35:08,407 --> 00:35:11,325
"The joint has gone
From the oven like that!"
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00:35:12,412 --> 00:35:16,660
Then the family will say
"It's that horrible cat!
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00:35:16,709 --> 00:35:21,502
"Was it Mungojerrie
Or Rumpleteazer!"
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00:35:21,548 --> 00:35:25,796
And most of the time
They leave it at that
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00:35:25,845 --> 00:35:29,511
Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer
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Have a wonderful way
Of working together
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And some of the time
You would say it was luck
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And some of the time
You would say it was weather
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We'd go through the house
Like a hurricane
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00:35:46,744 --> 00:35:50,363
And no sober person
Could take his oath
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00:35:50,415 --> 00:35:55,042
Was it Mungojerrie
Or Rumpleteazer?
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00:35:55,088 --> 00:35:58,837
Or could you have sworn
That it might have been both?
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00:35:58,884 --> 00:36:03,096
And when you hear
A dining room smash
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Or up from the pantry
There comes a loud crash
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00:36:07,185 --> 00:36:12,062
Or down from the library
Came a loud ping
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From a vase which was commonly
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Said to be Ming
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00:36:26,667 --> 00:36:31,211
Then the family will say
"Now which was which cat?"
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00:36:34,217 --> 00:36:38,050
It was Mungojerrie
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00:36:39,974 --> 00:36:43,593
And Rumpleteazer
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00:36:51,988 --> 00:36:55,939
And there's nothing at all
To be done about that
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00:37:07,799 --> 00:37:12,794
And there's nothing at all
To be done about that
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00:37:26,863 --> 00:37:28,986
Old Deuteronomy?
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00:37:35,832 --> 00:37:42,547
I believe it is Old Deuteronomy
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00:37:42,590 --> 00:37:46,719
Well, of all things
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00:37:46,761 --> 00:37:49,928
Can it be really?
362
00:37:49,973 --> 00:37:54,719
Yes! No! Ho! Hi!
My eye!
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00:37:55,814 --> 00:38:01,770
My mind may be wandering
But I confess
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00:38:01,821 --> 00:38:07,278
I believe it is Old Deuteronomy
365
00:38:12,584 --> 00:38:17,710
Old Deuteronomy's lived a long time
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00:38:17,756 --> 00:38:24,258
He's a cat who has lived
Many lives in succession
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00:38:24,306 --> 00:38:31,306
He was famous in proverb
And famous in rhyme
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00:38:31,356 --> 00:38:37,193
A long while before
Queen Victoria's accession
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Old Deuteronomy's buried nine wives
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00:38:44,496 --> 00:38:50,167
And more - I am tempted
To say ninety-nine
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00:38:50,211 --> 00:38:57,342
And his numerous progeny
Prospers and thrives
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And the village is proud of him
In his decline
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00:39:03,477 --> 00:39:10,062
At the sight of that placid
And bland physiognomy
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When he sits in the sun
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On the vicarage wall
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00:39:18,995 --> 00:39:24,073
The oldest inhabitant croaks
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00:39:24,126 --> 00:39:29,501
Well, of all things
378
00:39:29,550 --> 00:39:32,172
Can it be really?
379
00:39:32,219 --> 00:39:38,674
Yes! No! Ho! Hi!
My eye!
380
00:39:38,727 --> 00:39:45,395
My mind may be wandering
But I confess
381
00:39:45,443 --> 00:39:51,529
I believe it is Old Deuteronomy
382
00:39:51,576 --> 00:39:55,242
Well, of all things
383
00:39:55,288 --> 00:39:58,788
Can it be really?
384
00:39:58,834 --> 00:40:04,505
Yes! No! Ho! Hi!
My eye!
385
00:40:04,549 --> 00:40:10,635
My mind may be wandering
But I confess
386
00:40:10,682 --> 00:40:15,808
I believe it is Old Deuteronomy
387
00:40:16,522 --> 00:40:23,237
Well, of all things
Can it be really?
388
00:40:23,280 --> 00:40:28,275
Yes! No! Ho! Hi!
My eye!
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00:40:29,537 --> 00:40:35,125
My mind may be wandering
But I confess
390
00:40:35,169 --> 00:40:40,211
I believe it is Old Deuteronomy
391
00:40:41,051 --> 00:40:45,049
Well, of all things
392
00:40:45,097 --> 00:40:48,217
Can it be really?
393
00:40:48,268 --> 00:40:53,227
Yes! No! Ho! Hi!
My eye!
394
00:40:54,358 --> 00:41:01,322
My legs may be tottery
And I must go slow
395
00:41:01,366 --> 00:41:04,118
And be careful
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00:41:04,161 --> 00:41:11,244
Of Old Deuteronomy
397
00:41:14,966 --> 00:41:17,588
Jellicle Cats meet once a year
398
00:41:17,636 --> 00:41:22,050
On the night we make
The Jellicle Choice
399
00:41:22,099 --> 00:41:25,516
And now that the
Jellicle Leader is here
400
00:41:25,562 --> 00:41:31,233
Jellicle Cats can all rejoice
401
00:41:41,914 --> 00:41:47,751
Of the awe-full battle of the Pekes
And the Pollicles
402
00:41:48,672 --> 00:41:52,540
Together with some account
403
00:41:52,594 --> 00:41:58,301
Of the participation
Of the Pugs and the Poms
404
00:41:58,351 --> 00:42:01,851
And the intervention
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00:42:01,896 --> 00:42:04,352
Of the Great
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00:42:05,109 --> 00:42:10,270
Rumpus Cat
407
00:42:11,741 --> 00:42:14,114
The Pekes and the Pollicles
Everyone knows
408
00:42:14,161 --> 00:42:16,735
Are proud and implacable
Passionate foes
409
00:42:16,789 --> 00:42:19,245
It is always the same
Wherever one goes
410
00:42:19,292 --> 00:42:21,665
And the Pugs and the Poms
Are the most people say
411
00:42:21,712 --> 00:42:23,871
That they do not like fighting
Yet once in a way
412
00:42:23,922 --> 00:42:26,460
They now and again
Join into the fray, and they
413
00:42:26,509 --> 00:42:28,835
Bark
Bark
414
00:42:28,887 --> 00:42:31,260
Bark
Bark
415
00:42:31,306 --> 00:42:33,382
Until you can hear them
All over the park
416
00:42:33,434 --> 00:42:36,139
Now, on the occasion
Of which I shall speak
417
00:42:36,187 --> 00:42:38,643
Almost nothing had happened
For nearly a week
418
00:42:40,567 --> 00:42:43,189
The big Police Dog
Was away from his beat
419
00:42:43,237 --> 00:42:45,277
I don't know the reason
But most people think
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00:42:45,323 --> 00:42:48,194
He slipped into the
Wellington Arms for a drink
421
00:42:49,077 --> 00:42:53,656
And no one at all
Was about on the street
422
00:42:53,708 --> 00:42:58,703
When a Peke and a Pollicle
Happened to meet
423
00:43:04,679 --> 00:43:09,306
They did not advance
Or exactly retreat
424
00:43:09,351 --> 00:43:15,355
But they glared at each other
And scraped their hind feet
425
00:43:15,400 --> 00:43:20,857
And started to
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark
426
00:43:20,907 --> 00:43:23,315
Until you could hear them
All over the park
427
00:43:23,368 --> 00:43:27,782
And they'd
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark
428
00:43:27,831 --> 00:43:30,583
Until you could hear them
All over the park
429
00:43:30,626 --> 00:43:32,833
Now, the Peke, although people
May say what they please
430
00:43:32,879 --> 00:43:35,549
Is no British dog
But a heathen Chinese
431
00:43:35,591 --> 00:43:38,129
And so all the Pekes
When they heard the uproar
432
00:43:38,177 --> 00:43:40,585
Some came to the window
Some came to the door
433
00:43:40,638 --> 00:43:43,343
There were surely a dozen
More likely a score
434
00:43:43,391 --> 00:43:46,061
And together they started
To grumble and wheeze
435
00:43:46,103 --> 00:43:48,773
In their huffery-snuffery
Heathen Chinese
436
00:43:48,815 --> 00:43:51,306
But a terrible din
Is what Pollicles like
437
00:43:51,359 --> 00:43:54,195
For your Pollicle dog
Is a dour Yorkshire tyke
438
00:43:56,407 --> 00:44:01,485
There are dogs out of every nation
The Irish, the Welsh and the Dane
439
00:44:01,538 --> 00:44:05,916
The Russian, Dutch and Dalmatian
And even from China and Spain
440
00:44:06,419 --> 00:44:08,745
From the Poodle, the Pom
The Alsatian
441
00:44:08,796 --> 00:44:10,955
And the Mastiff
Who walks on a chain
442
00:44:11,007 --> 00:44:13,759
And to those that are frisky
And frolicle
443
00:44:13,802 --> 00:44:15,925
That my meaning be perfectly plain
444
00:44:15,972 --> 00:44:21,394
That my name is Little Tom Pollicle
And you better not do it again
445
00:44:21,436 --> 00:44:23,844
And his braw Scottish cousins
Are snappers and biters
446
00:44:23,898 --> 00:44:25,891
And every dog-jack of them
Notable fighters
447
00:44:25,942 --> 00:44:28,516
And so they stepped out
With their pipers in order
448
00:44:28,570 --> 00:44:31,488
Playin' When the Blue Bonnets
Come Over the Border
449
00:44:41,961 --> 00:44:44,084
Then the Pugs and the Poms
Held no longer aloof
450
00:44:44,130 --> 00:44:46,289
But some from the balcony
Some from the roof
451
00:44:46,341 --> 00:44:51,965
Joined into the din with a
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark, bark
452
00:44:52,014 --> 00:44:53,972
Until you could hear them
All over the park
453
00:44:54,017 --> 00:44:56,259
Huffery-snuffery, huffery-snuffery
454
00:44:56,311 --> 00:44:58,802
Huffery-snuffery, huffery-snuff
455
00:44:58,856 --> 00:45:01,857
Until you could hear them
All over the park
456
00:45:06,657 --> 00:45:08,317
Now!
457
00:45:09,535 --> 00:45:12,821
When these bold heroes
Together assembled
458
00:45:12,872 --> 00:45:16,158
The traffic all stopped
And the Underground trembled
459
00:45:16,210 --> 00:45:19,911
And some of the neighbours
Were so much afraid
460
00:45:19,964 --> 00:45:23,131
That they started to ring up
The fire brigade
461
00:45:23,176 --> 00:45:26,711
When suddenly up
From a small basement flat
462
00:45:26,764 --> 00:45:30,015
Why, who should stalk out
463
00:45:30,059 --> 00:45:38,982
But the Great Rumpus Cat?
464
00:45:44,660 --> 00:45:48,824
His eyes were like fireballs
465
00:45:48,873 --> 00:45:52,207
Fearfully blazing
466
00:45:53,963 --> 00:45:57,831
He gave a great yawn
467
00:45:57,884 --> 00:46:01,301
And his jaws were amazing
468
00:46:03,682 --> 00:46:10,184
And when he looked out
Through the bars of the area
469
00:46:10,232 --> 00:46:13,483
You never saw anything
470
00:46:13,527 --> 00:46:16,398
Fiercer
471
00:46:18,366 --> 00:46:20,324
Or hairier
472
00:46:22,580 --> 00:46:24,869
And what with the glare
Of his eyes and his yawning
473
00:46:24,916 --> 00:46:27,324
The Pekes and the Pollicles
Quickly took warning
474
00:46:27,377 --> 00:46:29,785
He looked to the sky
And he gave a great leap
475
00:46:29,838 --> 00:46:33,124
And they every last one of them
Scattered like sheep
476
00:46:36,805 --> 00:46:39,178
And when the Police Dog
Returned to his beat
477
00:46:39,224 --> 00:46:42,890
There wasn't a single one
Left on the street
478
00:46:56,662 --> 00:47:01,823
All hail and all bow to
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00:47:01,876 --> 00:47:10,336
The Great Rumpus Cat
480
00:47:19,439 --> 00:47:24,944
Jellicle Cats and dogs all must
481
00:47:24,987 --> 00:47:31,821
Pollicle Dogs and cats all must
482
00:47:31,870 --> 00:47:38,408
Like undertakers, come to dust
483
00:47:38,461 --> 00:47:40,169
(Thunder rolls)
484
00:47:40,213 --> 00:47:41,873
Macavity!
485
00:48:50,129 --> 00:48:54,958
Jellicle Cats come out tonight
486
00:48:55,010 --> 00:48:59,720
Jellicle Cats, come one, come all
487
00:48:59,766 --> 00:49:04,559
The Jellicle Moon is shining bright
488
00:49:04,605 --> 00:49:08,935
Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball
489
00:49:10,028 --> 00:49:14,323
Jellicle Cats are black and white
490
00:49:15,034 --> 00:49:19,448
Jellicle Cats are rather small
491
00:49:19,497 --> 00:49:23,495
Jellicle Cats are merry and bright
492
00:49:23,544 --> 00:49:27,958
And pleasant to hear
When we caterwaul
493
00:49:28,925 --> 00:49:33,054
Jellicle Cats have cheerful faces
494
00:49:33,097 --> 00:49:36,680
Jellicle Cats
Have bright black eyes
495
00:49:36,726 --> 00:49:41,021
We like to practise
Our airs and graces
496
00:49:41,064 --> 00:49:45,276
And wait for the Jellicle Moon
to rise
497
00:49:45,319 --> 00:49:48,854
Jellicle Cats develop slowly
498
00:49:48,907 --> 00:49:52,241
Jellicle Cats are not too big
499
00:49:52,286 --> 00:49:55,620
Jellicle Cats are roly-poly
500
00:49:55,665 --> 00:49:58,951
We know how to dance
A gavotte and a jig
501
00:49:59,002 --> 00:50:02,621
Until the Jellicle Moon appears
502
00:50:02,673 --> 00:50:05,840
We make our toilette
And take our repose
503
00:50:05,885 --> 00:50:09,255
Jellicles wash behind their ears
504
00:50:09,306 --> 00:50:12,723
Jellicles dry between their toes
505
00:50:12,769 --> 00:50:15,936
Jellicle Cats are white and black
506
00:50:15,981 --> 00:50:19,267
Jellicle Cats are of moderate size
507
00:50:19,318 --> 00:50:22,403
Jellicles jump like a jumping jack
508
00:50:22,447 --> 00:50:26,196
Jellicle Cats have moonlit eyes
509
00:50:26,243 --> 00:50:29,244
We're quiet enough
In the morning hours
510
00:50:29,288 --> 00:50:32,408
We're quiet enough
In the afternoon
511
00:50:32,459 --> 00:50:35,579
Reserving our terpsichorean powers
512
00:50:35,629 --> 00:50:38,833
To dance by the light
Of the Jellicle Moon
513
00:50:38,883 --> 00:50:41,553
Jellicle Cats are black
And white
514
00:50:41,594 --> 00:50:44,168
Jellicle Cats,
As we said, are small
515
00:50:44,222 --> 00:50:47,093
If it happens to be a stormy night
516
00:50:47,143 --> 00:50:49,765
We will practise a caper
Or two in the hall
517
00:50:49,812 --> 00:50:52,648
If it happens the sun
Is shining bright
518
00:50:52,691 --> 00:50:55,443
You would say we had
Nothing to do at all
519
00:50:55,486 --> 00:50:58,060
We are resting and saving
Ourselves to be right
520
00:50:58,114 --> 00:51:00,866
For the Jellicle Moon
And the Jellicle Ball
521
00:51:00,909 --> 00:51:03,579
Jellicle Cats come out tonight
522
00:51:03,620 --> 00:51:06,491
Jellicle Cats, come one, come all
523
00:51:06,541 --> 00:51:10,586
The Jellicle Moon is shining bright
524
00:51:10,629 --> 00:51:17,547
Jellicles come to the Jellicle Ball
525
00:51:20,307 --> 00:51:26,014
Jellicle Cats come out tonight
526
00:51:26,856 --> 00:51:33,358
Jellicle Cats, come one, come all
527
00:51:33,406 --> 00:51:39,492
The Jellicle Moon is shining bright
528
00:51:40,581 --> 00:51:51,343
Jellicles come
To the Jellicle Ball...
529
01:01:20,892 --> 01:01:22,802
(Music stops abruptly)
530
01:02:16,541 --> 01:02:23,292
You see the border of her coat
531
01:02:23,341 --> 01:02:28,965
Is torn and stained with sand
532
01:02:31,726 --> 01:02:35,178
And you see
533
01:02:35,230 --> 01:02:39,857
The corner of her eye
534
01:02:39,902 --> 01:02:45,242
Twist like a crooked pin
535
01:04:30,366 --> 01:04:33,486
Midnight
536
01:04:33,537 --> 01:04:37,203
Not a sound from the pavement
537
01:04:38,292 --> 01:04:43,085
Has the moon lost her memory?
538
01:04:43,131 --> 01:04:47,675
She is smiling alone
539
01:04:48,971 --> 01:04:52,091
In the lamplight
540
01:04:52,142 --> 01:04:57,350
The withered leaves
Collect at my feet
541
01:04:59,275 --> 01:05:02,526
And the wind
542
01:05:03,614 --> 01:05:06,651
Begins to moan
543
01:05:07,744 --> 01:05:11,577
Every street lamp
544
01:05:11,623 --> 01:05:14,375
Seems to beat
545
01:05:15,461 --> 01:05:23,636
A fatalistic warning
546
01:05:23,679 --> 01:05:26,930
Someone mutters
547
01:05:26,975 --> 01:05:31,602
And the street lamp gutters
548
01:05:31,647 --> 01:05:39,988
And soon it will be morning
549
01:05:41,200 --> 01:05:44,155
Memory
550
01:05:44,203 --> 01:05:48,201
All alone in the moonlight
551
01:05:49,293 --> 01:05:53,208
I can smile at the old days
552
01:05:54,299 --> 01:05:59,294
I was beautiful then
553
01:06:00,389 --> 01:06:05,016
I remember the time I knew
554
01:06:05,061 --> 01:06:09,106
What happiness was
555
01:06:10,109 --> 01:06:14,439
Let the memory
556
01:06:15,657 --> 01:06:22,740
Live again
557
01:09:00,602 --> 01:09:06,973
The moments of happiness
558
01:09:08,070 --> 01:09:12,899
We had the experience
559
01:09:12,950 --> 01:09:16,616
But missed the meaning
560
01:09:16,663 --> 01:09:22,251
And approach to the meaning
561
01:09:22,295 --> 01:09:28,216
Restores the experience
In a different form
562
01:09:29,303 --> 01:09:34,049
Beyond any meaning
563
01:09:34,100 --> 01:09:40,104
We can assign to happiness
564
01:09:41,192 --> 01:09:45,570
The past experience
565
01:09:45,614 --> 01:09:49,612
Revived in the meaning
566
01:09:49,660 --> 01:09:53,112
Is not the experience
567
01:09:53,165 --> 01:09:57,246
Of one life only
568
01:09:57,294 --> 01:10:05,208
But of many generations
569
01:10:09,809 --> 01:10:13,344
Not forgetting
570
01:10:14,440 --> 01:10:16,480
Something that is
571
01:10:16,525 --> 01:10:22,529
Probably quite ineffable
572
01:10:40,512 --> 01:10:43,348
Moonlight
573
01:10:43,391 --> 01:10:48,018
Turn your face to the moonlight
574
01:10:48,063 --> 01:10:52,144
Let your memory lead you
575
01:10:53,236 --> 01:10:57,733
Open up, enter in
576
01:10:58,825 --> 01:11:01,743
If you find there
577
01:11:01,787 --> 01:11:07,411
The meaning of what happiness is
578
01:11:08,504 --> 01:11:12,419
Then a new life
579
01:11:13,510 --> 01:11:14,839
Will begin
580
01:11:14,886 --> 01:11:17,460
Moonlight
581
01:11:17,514 --> 01:11:22,177
Turn your face to the moonlight
582
01:11:22,228 --> 01:11:27,270
Let your memory lead you
583
01:11:27,318 --> 01:11:32,111
Open up, enter in
584
01:11:33,199 --> 01:11:36,403
If you find there
585
01:11:36,453 --> 01:11:42,208
The meaning of what happiness is
586
01:11:42,252 --> 01:11:46,250
Then a new life
587
01:11:47,341 --> 01:11:51,339
Will begin
588
01:13:04,099 --> 01:13:09,260
Gus is the cat
At the theatre door
589
01:13:10,356 --> 01:13:15,944
His name, as I ought to
Have told you before
590
01:13:15,988 --> 01:13:19,192
Is really Asparagus
591
01:13:19,242 --> 01:13:23,027
But that's such a fuss to pronounce
592
01:13:23,079 --> 01:13:28,536
That we usually call him just Gus
593
01:13:29,629 --> 01:13:35,051
His coat's very shabby
He's thin as a rake
594
01:13:35,094 --> 01:13:41,383
And he suffers from palsy
That makes his paws shake
595
01:13:41,434 --> 01:13:46,809
Yet he was in his youth
Quite the smartest of cats
596
01:13:46,858 --> 01:13:54,238
But no longer a terror
To mice or to rats
597
01:13:54,283 --> 01:14:00,038
For he isn't the cat
That he was in his prime
598
01:14:00,082 --> 01:14:06,287
Though his name was quite famous,
He says, in his time
599
01:14:06,339 --> 01:14:11,500
And whenever he joins
His friends at their club
600
01:14:11,553 --> 01:14:18,304
Which takes place at the back
Of the neighbouring pub
601
01:14:18,353 --> 01:14:23,728
He loves to regale them
If someone else pays
602
01:14:23,776 --> 01:14:29,068
With anecdotes drawn
From his palmiest days
603
01:14:29,116 --> 01:14:34,787
For he once was a star
Of the highest degree
604
01:14:34,831 --> 01:14:40,917
He has acted with Irving
He has acted with tree
605
01:14:40,963 --> 01:14:46,551
And he likes to relate
His success on the halls
606
01:14:46,595 --> 01:14:49,929
Where the gallery once gave him
607
01:14:49,974 --> 01:14:53,640
Seven cat calls
608
01:14:53,687 --> 01:14:58,017
But his grandest creation
609
01:14:58,067 --> 01:15:02,564
As he loves to tell
610
01:15:02,614 --> 01:15:06,363
Was Firefrorefiddle
611
01:15:06,410 --> 01:15:11,405
The Fiend of the Fell
612
01:15:20,969 --> 01:15:24,588
I have played in my time
613
01:15:25,683 --> 01:15:28,601
Every possible part
614
01:15:29,813 --> 01:15:35,603
And I used to know seventy
Speeches by heart
615
01:15:36,696 --> 01:15:39,697
I'd extemporise backchat
616
01:15:40,784 --> 01:15:43,275
I knew how to gag
617
01:15:44,330 --> 01:15:49,456
And I knew how to let the cat
Out of the bag
618
01:15:50,587 --> 01:15:56,543
I knew how to act
With my back and my tail
619
01:15:57,637 --> 01:16:02,977
With an hour of rehearsal
I never could fail
620
01:16:03,728 --> 01:16:09,483
I'd a voice that would soften
The hardest of hearts
621
01:16:09,526 --> 01:16:15,482
Whether I took the lead
Or in character parts
622
01:16:16,701 --> 01:16:22,906
I have sat by the bedside
Of poor little Nell
623
01:16:22,959 --> 01:16:27,954
When the curfew was rung
Then I swung on the bell
624
01:16:28,006 --> 01:16:32,799
In the pantomime season
I never fell flat
625
01:16:32,846 --> 01:16:38,303
And I once understudied
Dick Whittington's Cat
626
01:16:39,395 --> 01:16:42,515
But my grandest creation
627
01:16:43,191 --> 01:16:46,062
As history will tell
628
01:16:47,154 --> 01:16:50,939
Was Firefrorefiddle
629
01:16:52,035 --> 01:16:56,247
The Fiend of the Fell
630
01:16:59,335 --> 01:17:03,749
Then if someone will give him
A toothful of gin
631
01:17:03,799 --> 01:17:08,129
He will tell how he once played
A part in East Lynne
632
01:17:08,179 --> 01:17:13,091
At a Shakespeare performance
He once walked on pat
633
01:17:13,143 --> 01:17:19,017
When some actor suggested
The need for a cat
634
01:17:19,067 --> 01:17:24,228
And I say that these kittens
They do not get trained
635
01:17:24,281 --> 01:17:30,534
As we did in the days
When Victoria reigned
636
01:17:30,580 --> 01:17:35,492
They never get drilled
In a regular troupe
637
01:17:35,545 --> 01:17:40,920
And they think they are smart
Just to jump through a hoop
638
01:17:40,968 --> 01:17:46,592
And he says as he scratches himself
With his claws
639
01:17:46,641 --> 01:17:53,226
Well, the theatre is certainly
Not what it was
640
01:17:54,108 --> 01:17:59,186
These modern productions
Are all very well
641
01:18:00,115 --> 01:18:05,952
But there's nothing to equal
From what I hear tell
642
01:18:07,249 --> 01:18:11,164
That moment of mystery
643
01:18:12,004 --> 01:18:16,133
When I made history
644
01:18:16,176 --> 01:18:22,180
As Firefrorefiddle
645
01:18:22,225 --> 01:18:26,722
The Fiend of the Fell...
646
01:18:27,773 --> 01:18:30,443
(Music fades away, ghostly wind)
647
01:18:52,511 --> 01:18:57,174
These modern productions
648
01:18:57,225 --> 01:19:00,677
Are all very well
649
01:19:02,022 --> 01:19:05,807
But there's nothing to equal
650
01:19:05,860 --> 01:19:08,945
From what I hear tell
651
01:19:10,866 --> 01:19:15,410
That moment of mystery
652
01:19:15,454 --> 01:19:18,242
When I made...
653
01:19:45,448 --> 01:19:50,158
Skimbleshanks
The Railway Cat
654
01:19:50,204 --> 01:19:54,867
The cat of the railway train
655
01:19:55,961 --> 01:19:59,165
There's a whisper down the line
At eleven thirty-nine
656
01:19:59,215 --> 01:20:02,466
When the Night Mail's
Ready to depart
657
01:20:02,510 --> 01:20:05,844
Saying Skimble, where is Skimble?
Has he gone to hunt the thimble?
658
01:20:05,889 --> 01:20:09,009
We must find him
Or the train can't start
659
01:20:09,060 --> 01:20:12,643
All the guards and all the porters
And the stationmaster's daughters
660
01:20:12,689 --> 01:20:15,856
Would be searching high and low
661
01:20:15,901 --> 01:20:19,436
Saying, "Skimble, where is Skimble?
For unless he's very nimble
662
01:20:19,489 --> 01:20:22,526
"Then the Night Mail just can't go"
663
01:20:22,576 --> 01:20:25,661
At eleven forty-two
With the signal overdue
664
01:20:25,704 --> 01:20:29,038
And the passengers
All frantic to a man
665
01:20:29,083 --> 01:20:32,369
That's when I would appear
And I'd saunter to the rear
666
01:20:32,420 --> 01:20:37,213
I'd been busy in the luggage van
667
01:20:37,260 --> 01:20:41,093
Then he gave one flash
Of his glass-green eyes
668
01:20:41,139 --> 01:20:44,140
And the signal went all clear
669
01:20:44,268 --> 01:20:47,435
They'd be off at last
For the northern part
670
01:20:47,480 --> 01:20:49,556
Of the northern hemisphere
671
01:20:49,607 --> 01:20:54,436
Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat
672
01:20:54,488 --> 01:20:59,828
The cat of the railway train
673
01:20:59,870 --> 01:21:03,738
You could say that by and large
It was me who was in charge
674
01:21:03,791 --> 01:21:06,579
Of the Sleeping Car Express
675
01:21:06,628 --> 01:21:10,461
From the driver and the guards
To the bagmen playing cards
676
01:21:10,507 --> 01:21:13,259
I'd supervise them all
More or less
677
01:21:13,302 --> 01:21:16,802
Down the corridor he paces
And examines all the faces
678
01:21:16,848 --> 01:21:19,803
Of the travellers
In the First and the Third
679
01:21:19,852 --> 01:21:23,352
He establishes control
By a regular patrol
680
01:21:23,397 --> 01:21:26,767
And he'd know at once
If anything occurred
681
01:21:26,818 --> 01:21:30,022
He would watch you without winking
And he saw what you were thinking
682
01:21:30,072 --> 01:21:32,943
And it's certain
That he didn't approve
683
01:21:32,992 --> 01:21:36,527
Of hilarity and riot
So that folk were very quiet
684
01:21:36,580 --> 01:21:40,958
When Skimble was about
And on the move
685
01:21:41,043 --> 01:21:45,088
You could play no pranks
With Skimbleshanks
686
01:21:45,131 --> 01:21:48,714
He's a cat that cannot be ignored
687
01:21:48,761 --> 01:21:51,632
So nothing went wrong
On the Northern Mail
688
01:21:51,681 --> 01:21:54,386
When Skimbleshanks was aboard
689
01:21:57,104 --> 01:22:00,141
It was very pleasant
When they found their little den
690
01:22:00,191 --> 01:22:03,228
With their name
Written up on the door
691
01:22:03,278 --> 01:22:06,445
And the berth was very neat
With a newly folded sheet
692
01:22:06,490 --> 01:22:09,657
And not a speck of dust
On the floor
693
01:22:09,702 --> 01:22:12,988
There was every sort of light
You could make it dark or bright
694
01:22:13,039 --> 01:22:16,539
And a button you could turn
To make a breeze
695
01:22:16,585 --> 01:22:19,752
And a funny little basin
You're supposed to wash your face in
696
01:22:19,797 --> 01:22:23,463
And a crank to shut
The window should you sneeze
697
01:22:23,510 --> 01:22:26,465
Then the guard looked in politely
And would ask you very brightly
698
01:22:26,514 --> 01:22:29,005
Do you like your morning tea
Weak or strong?
699
01:22:29,058 --> 01:22:33,270
But I was just behind him
And was ready to remind him
700
01:22:33,313 --> 01:22:37,775
For Skimble won't let
Anything go wrong
701
01:22:37,819 --> 01:22:41,438
When they crept into
Their cosy berths
702
01:22:41,490 --> 01:22:44,445
And pulled down the counterpane
703
01:22:44,493 --> 01:22:48,361
They ought to reflect
It was very nice
704
01:22:48,415 --> 01:22:51,286
To know that they wouldn't
Be bothered by mice
705
01:22:51,335 --> 01:22:54,705
They would leave all that
To the Railway Cat
706
01:22:54,755 --> 01:22:57,626
The cat of the railway train
707
01:22:57,676 --> 01:23:02,054
Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat
708
01:23:02,932 --> 01:23:07,678
The cat of the railway train
709
01:23:08,605 --> 01:23:12,853
Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat
710
01:23:13,444 --> 01:23:18,071
The cat of the railway train
711
01:23:18,826 --> 01:23:21,993
In the watches of the night
I was always fresh and bright
712
01:23:22,038 --> 01:23:25,408
Every now and then
I'd have a cup of tea
713
01:23:25,458 --> 01:23:29,041
With perhaps a drop of Scotch
When I was keeping on the watch
714
01:23:29,088 --> 01:23:32,208
Only stopping here and there
To catch a flea
715
01:23:32,258 --> 01:23:35,259
They were fast asleep at Crewe
And so they never knew
716
01:23:35,303 --> 01:23:38,720
That I was walking
Up and down the station
717
01:23:38,766 --> 01:23:42,136
They were sleeping all the while
I was busy at Carlisle
718
01:23:42,187 --> 01:23:45,023
Where I met the station master
With elation
719
01:23:45,065 --> 01:23:48,814
They might see me at Dumfries
If I summoned the police
720
01:23:48,861 --> 01:23:51,981
If there was anything
They ought to know about
721
01:23:52,032 --> 01:23:55,532
When they got to Gallowgate
There they did not have to wait
722
01:23:55,577 --> 01:24:01,913
For Skimbleshanks will help them
To get out
723
01:24:09,385 --> 01:24:13,134
And he
724
01:24:13,182 --> 01:24:16,682
Gives you a wave
Of his long brown tail
725
01:24:16,727 --> 01:24:19,682
Which says I'll see you again
726
01:24:19,731 --> 01:24:23,017
You will meet without fail
On the midnight mail
727
01:24:23,068 --> 01:24:26,272
The cat of the railway train
728
01:24:38,962 --> 01:24:45,417
The cat of the railway
729
01:24:45,470 --> 01:24:50,845
Train
730
01:24:51,101 --> 01:24:52,975
(Crashing and banging)
731
01:24:59,403 --> 01:25:01,195
(Sinister laughter)
732
01:25:04,993 --> 01:25:06,785
(Crash)
733
01:25:06,828 --> 01:25:08,620
Macavity!
734
01:25:16,381 --> 01:25:17,875
(Laughing)
735
01:26:06,983 --> 01:26:09,819
Macavity's a mystery cat
736
01:26:09,861 --> 01:26:12,816
He's called the Hidden Paw
737
01:26:12,865 --> 01:26:15,985
For he's the master criminal
738
01:26:16,035 --> 01:26:18,491
Who can defy the law
739
01:26:18,538 --> 01:26:21,990
He's the bafflement
Of Scotland Yard
740
01:26:22,042 --> 01:26:24,580
The Flying Squad's despair
741
01:26:24,629 --> 01:26:27,833
For when they reach
The scene of crime
742
01:26:27,883 --> 01:26:30,042
Macavity's not there!
743
01:26:55,081 --> 01:27:01,002
Macavity, Macavity
There's no one like Macavity
744
01:27:01,047 --> 01:27:04,167
He's broken every human law
745
01:27:04,217 --> 01:27:06,755
He breaks the law of gravity
746
01:27:06,804 --> 01:27:09,889
His powers of levitation
747
01:27:09,932 --> 01:27:12,637
Would make a fakir stare
748
01:27:12,686 --> 01:27:16,305
And when you reach
the scene of crime
749
01:27:16,357 --> 01:27:18,315
Macavity's not there
750
01:27:18,359 --> 01:27:22,192
You may seek him in the basement
751
01:27:22,238 --> 01:27:29,321
You may look up in the air
752
01:27:31,333 --> 01:27:37,538
But I tell you once and once again
Macavity's not there!
753
01:27:37,590 --> 01:27:40,212
Macavity's a ginger cat
754
01:27:40,260 --> 01:27:43,048
He's very tall and thin
755
01:27:43,096 --> 01:27:46,097
You would know him if you saw him
756
01:27:46,142 --> 01:27:49,227
For his eyes are sunken in
757
01:27:49,270 --> 01:27:52,437
His brow is deeply
Lined with thought
758
01:27:52,483 --> 01:27:55,650
His head is highly domed
759
01:27:55,695 --> 01:27:58,365
His coat is dusty from neglect
760
01:27:58,406 --> 01:28:01,194
His whiskers are uncombed
761
01:28:01,243 --> 01:28:04,577
He sways his head from side to side
762
01:28:04,622 --> 01:28:07,327
With movements like a snake
763
01:28:07,375 --> 01:28:10,330
And when you think he's half asleep
764
01:28:10,379 --> 01:28:13,416
He's always wide awake
765
01:28:13,466 --> 01:28:19,505
Macavity, Macavity
There's no one like Macavity
766
01:28:19,556 --> 01:28:22,723
For he's a fiend in feline shape
767
01:28:22,768 --> 01:28:25,259
A monster of depravity
768
01:28:25,313 --> 01:28:28,480
You may meet him in a by-street
769
01:28:28,525 --> 01:28:31,443
You may see him in the square
770
01:28:31,487 --> 01:28:37,573
But when a crime's discovered
Then Macavity's not there
771
01:28:37,619 --> 01:28:43,990
He's outwardly respectable
772
01:28:44,044 --> 01:28:47,544
I know he cheats at cards
773
01:28:49,341 --> 01:28:54,336
And his footprints are not found in
774
01:28:54,389 --> 01:29:00,310
Any files of Scotland Yard's
775
01:29:01,815 --> 01:29:04,733
And when the larder's looted
776
01:29:04,776 --> 01:29:07,481
Or the jewel case is rifled
777
01:29:07,530 --> 01:29:10,318
Or when the milk is missing
778
01:29:10,366 --> 01:29:13,700
Or another Peke's been stifled
779
01:29:13,745 --> 01:29:17,197
Or the greenhouse glass is broken
780
01:29:17,875 --> 01:29:21,576
And the trellis past repair
781
01:29:21,630 --> 01:29:27,337
There's the wonder of the thing
Macavity's not there!
782
01:29:30,515 --> 01:29:36,305
Macavity, Macavity
There's no one like Macavity
783
01:29:36,355 --> 01:29:38,893
There never was a cat
784
01:29:38,942 --> 01:29:42,477
Of such deceitfulness and suavity
785
01:29:42,529 --> 01:29:45,281
He always has an alibi
786
01:29:45,324 --> 01:29:48,776
And one or two to spare
787
01:29:48,829 --> 01:29:53,990
Whatever time the deed took place
Macavity wasn't there
788
01:29:54,043 --> 01:29:56,831
And they say that all the cats
789
01:29:56,880 --> 01:30:00,332
Whose wicked deeds are widely known
790
01:30:00,384 --> 01:30:03,588
I might mention Mungojerrie
791
01:30:03,638 --> 01:30:06,675
I might mention Griddlebone
792
01:30:06,725 --> 01:30:09,181
Are nothing more than agents
793
01:30:09,228 --> 01:30:12,146
For the cat who all the time
794
01:30:12,189 --> 01:30:15,724
Just controls the operations
795
01:30:15,777 --> 01:30:18,814
The Napoleon of Crime!
796
01:30:24,746 --> 01:30:30,868
Macavity, Macavity
There's no one like Macavity
797
01:30:30,920 --> 01:30:33,921
He's a fiend in feline shape
798
01:30:33,965 --> 01:30:36,503
A monster of depravity
799
01:30:36,552 --> 01:30:39,222
You may meet him in a by-street
800
01:30:39,263 --> 01:30:42,846
You may see him in the square
801
01:30:42,892 --> 01:30:48,647
But when a crime's discovered
Then Macavity
802
01:30:48,691 --> 01:30:51,182
Macavity
803
01:30:51,820 --> 01:30:53,398
Macavity
804
01:30:55,157 --> 01:30:58,194
Macavity
805
01:31:04,376 --> 01:31:09,798
When a crime's discovered
Then Macavity's not there
806
01:31:10,383 --> 01:31:11,712
(Music stops abruptly)
807
01:31:17,976 --> 01:31:20,265
(Sinister laughter)
808
01:32:10,371 --> 01:32:12,744
(Cats ) Macavity!
809
01:34:15,769 --> 01:34:18,806
(Cats whisper) Macavity's not there.
810
01:34:42,134 --> 01:34:45,254
We have to find
811
01:34:45,304 --> 01:34:51,390
Old Deuteronomy
812
01:34:53,606 --> 01:34:57,307
You ought to ask
Magical Mr Mistoffelees
813
01:34:57,360 --> 01:35:02,604
The original Conjuring Cat
There can be no doubt about that
814
01:35:02,658 --> 01:35:08,282
Please listen to me
And don't scoff
815
01:35:08,331 --> 01:35:12,910
All his inventions
Are off his own bat
816
01:35:13,880 --> 01:35:18,757
There's no such cat in the metropolis
He holds all the patent monopolies
817
01:35:18,802 --> 01:35:23,679
For performing surprising illusions
818
01:35:23,725 --> 01:35:29,147
And creating eccentric confusions
819
01:35:30,065 --> 01:35:34,527
The greatest magicians
Have something to learn
820
01:35:34,571 --> 01:35:39,649
From Mr Mistoffelees'
Conjuring turn
821
01:35:40,745 --> 01:35:42,785
And we all say
822
01:35:42,830 --> 01:35:49,000
Well, I never
Was there ever a cat so clever
823
01:35:49,046 --> 01:35:53,756
As magical Mr Mistoffelees
824
01:35:55,137 --> 01:35:57,759
He is quiet, he is small,
He is black
825
01:35:57,807 --> 01:36:01,058
From his ears
To the tip of his tail
826
01:36:01,102 --> 01:36:04,436
He can creep
Through the tiniest crack
827
01:36:04,481 --> 01:36:07,151
He can walk on the narrowest rail
828
01:36:07,193 --> 01:36:10,194
He can pick any card from the pack
829
01:36:10,238 --> 01:36:13,489
He's equally cunning with dice
830
01:36:13,533 --> 01:36:16,404
He's always deceiving you
Into believing
831
01:36:16,454 --> 01:36:19,409
That he's only hunting for mice
832
01:36:19,457 --> 01:36:22,079
He can play any trick with a cork
833
01:36:22,127 --> 01:36:25,746
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
834
01:36:25,798 --> 01:36:28,087
If you look for a knife or a fork
835
01:36:28,134 --> 01:36:31,254
And you think
That it's merely misplaced
836
01:36:31,304 --> 01:36:36,050
You have seen it one moment
But then it is gone
837
01:36:36,102 --> 01:36:42,188
But you find it next week
Laying out on the lawn
838
01:36:42,234 --> 01:36:44,523
And we all say
839
01:36:44,570 --> 01:36:50,111
Well, I never
Was there ever a cat so clever
840
01:36:50,160 --> 01:36:56,662
As magical Mr Mistoffelees
Presto!
841
01:36:56,710 --> 01:37:02,631
Well, I never
Was there ever a cat so clever
842
01:37:02,675 --> 01:37:07,385
As magical Mr Mistoffelees
843
01:37:08,891 --> 01:37:14,728
Well, I never
Was there ever a cat so clever
844
01:37:14,773 --> 01:37:19,519
As magical Mr Mistoffelees
845
01:37:20,821 --> 01:37:24,025
His manner is vague and aloof
846
01:37:24,075 --> 01:37:26,697
And you would think
There was nobody shyer
847
01:37:26,745 --> 01:37:29,912
But his voice can be
Heard on the roof
848
01:37:29,957 --> 01:37:33,208
While he was curled up by the fire
849
01:37:33,253 --> 01:37:36,089
And he's sometimes
Been heard by the fire
850
01:37:36,131 --> 01:37:39,132
While he was about on the roof
851
01:37:39,176 --> 01:37:42,296
At least we all heard
That somebody purred
852
01:37:42,347 --> 01:37:45,135
Which is incontestable proof
853
01:37:45,184 --> 01:37:48,269
Of his singular magical powers
854
01:37:48,312 --> 01:37:51,397
And I've known the family to call
855
01:37:51,441 --> 01:37:54,775
Him in from the garden for hours
856
01:37:54,820 --> 01:37:57,442
While he was asleep in the hall
857
01:37:57,490 --> 01:38:01,535
And not long ago
This phenomenal cat
858
01:38:01,578 --> 01:38:04,366
Produced seven kittens
859
01:38:04,415 --> 01:38:09,125
Right out of a hat
860
01:38:09,170 --> 01:38:11,412
And we all say
861
01:38:11,465 --> 01:38:18,003
Well, I never
Was there ever a cat so clever
862
01:38:18,056 --> 01:38:22,683
As magical Mr Mistoffelees...
863
01:38:38,872 --> 01:38:41,079
(Laughter)
864
01:39:02,108 --> 01:39:03,852
Magical!
865
01:39:09,742 --> 01:39:13,408
And not long ago,
This phenomenal cat
866
01:39:13,455 --> 01:39:16,125
Produced seven kittens
867
01:39:16,166 --> 01:39:20,496
Right out of a hat...
868
01:39:20,546 --> 01:39:22,206
(Drum roll)
869
01:39:51,082 --> 01:39:52,909
(Drum roll)
870
01:40:01,803 --> 01:40:03,630
(Cats gasp )
871
01:40:05,933 --> 01:40:09,468
And we all say
872
01:40:09,521 --> 01:40:12,938
Well, I never
873
01:40:12,983 --> 01:40:18,061
Was there ever a cat so clever
874
01:40:18,114 --> 01:40:25,114
As magical Mr Mistoffelees
875
01:40:26,750 --> 01:40:32,207
Well, I never
Was there ever a cat so clever
876
01:40:32,256 --> 01:40:36,468
As magical Mr Mistoffelees
877
01:40:38,096 --> 01:40:43,340
Well, I never
Was there ever a cat so clever
878
01:40:43,394 --> 01:40:45,138
As magical Mr Mistoffelees...
879
01:40:45,188 --> 01:40:47,181
Mystical!
880
01:40:49,443 --> 01:40:54,865
Well, I never
Was there ever a cat so clever...
881
01:40:54,908 --> 01:40:58,360
Magical! Mystical!
882
01:41:00,832 --> 01:41:06,254
Well, I never
Was there ever a cat so clever
883
01:41:06,296 --> 01:41:11,837
As magical Mr Mistoffelees
884
01:41:12,262 --> 01:41:15,845
I give you the magical...
885
01:41:15,891 --> 01:41:20,470
The marvellous... Mr Mistoffelees!
886
01:41:33,912 --> 01:41:36,748
Daylight
887
01:41:36,791 --> 01:41:41,584
See the dew on a sunflower
888
01:41:41,630 --> 01:41:46,672
And a rose that is fading
889
01:41:46,719 --> 01:41:51,845
Roses wither away
890
01:41:52,726 --> 01:41:56,178
Like the sunflower
891
01:41:56,230 --> 01:42:02,020
I yearn to turn my face to the dawn
892
01:42:02,071 --> 01:42:07,576
I am waiting
893
01:42:07,619 --> 01:42:12,614
For the day...
894
01:42:22,345 --> 01:42:26,130
Now Old Deuteronomy
895
01:42:26,182 --> 01:42:29,100
Just before dawn
896
01:42:29,144 --> 01:42:33,641
Through a silence you feel
You could cut with a knife
897
01:42:33,691 --> 01:42:39,896
Announces the cat
Who can now be reborn
898
01:42:39,949 --> 01:42:44,826
And come back to a different
Jellicle Life
899
01:43:31,593 --> 01:43:34,630
Memory
900
01:43:34,680 --> 01:43:39,758
Turn your face to the moonlight
901
01:43:39,811 --> 01:43:45,055
Let your memory lead you
902
01:43:45,109 --> 01:43:51,398
Open up, enter in
903
01:43:51,450 --> 01:43:54,701
If you find there
904
01:43:54,746 --> 01:44:01,366
The meaning of what happiness is
905
01:44:01,420 --> 01:44:06,332
Then a new life
906
01:44:06,384 --> 01:44:09,754
Will begin
907
01:44:09,805 --> 01:44:13,009
Memory
908
01:44:13,059 --> 01:44:18,220
All alone in the moonlight
909
01:44:18,273 --> 01:44:23,268
I can smile at the old days
910
01:44:23,321 --> 01:44:28,529
I was beautiful then
911
01:44:28,577 --> 01:44:32,410
I remember
912
01:44:32,457 --> 01:44:38,662
A time I knew what happiness was
913
01:44:39,590 --> 01:44:43,885
Let the memory
914
01:44:44,513 --> 01:44:46,921
Live again
915
01:44:47,808 --> 01:44:55,057
Burnt out ends of smoky days
916
01:44:55,109 --> 01:44:58,479
The stale cold smell
917
01:44:58,529 --> 01:45:02,397
Of morning
918
01:45:02,451 --> 01:45:05,488
The street lamp dies
919
01:45:05,538 --> 01:45:09,786
Another night is over
920
01:45:09,834 --> 01:45:12,871
Another day
921
01:45:12,921 --> 01:45:18,378
Is dawning
922
01:45:18,845 --> 01:45:21,597
Daylight
923
01:45:21,640 --> 01:45:26,102
I must wait for the sunrise
924
01:45:26,145 --> 01:45:29,265
I must think of the new life
925
01:45:30,192 --> 01:45:35,353
And I mustn't give in
926
01:45:35,406 --> 01:45:38,776
When the dawn comes
927
01:45:38,827 --> 01:45:43,869
Tonight will be a memory, too
928
01:45:44,876 --> 01:45:49,338
And the new day
929
01:45:49,381 --> 01:45:52,585
Will begin
930
01:46:07,986 --> 01:46:14,571
Sunlight through the trees
In summer
931
01:46:14,619 --> 01:46:20,789
Endless masquerading
932
01:46:22,086 --> 01:46:28,291
Like a flower
As the dawn is breaking
933
01:46:28,344 --> 01:46:31,381
The memory
934
01:46:31,431 --> 01:46:35,975
Is fading
935
01:46:38,272 --> 01:46:40,894
Touch me
936
01:46:40,942 --> 01:46:46,103
It's so easy to leave me
937
01:46:46,157 --> 01:46:51,781
All alone with the memory
938
01:46:51,830 --> 01:46:55,959
Of my days in the sun
939
01:46:58,254 --> 01:47:01,588
If you touch me
940
01:47:01,633 --> 01:47:07,969
You'll understand what happiness is
941
01:47:08,892 --> 01:47:15,726
Look, a new day
942
01:47:15,775 --> 01:47:23,321
Has begun
943
01:48:35,870 --> 01:48:41,577
Up up up
Past the Russell Hotel
944
01:48:41,626 --> 01:48:47,582
Up up up up
To the Heaviside Layer
945
01:48:47,634 --> 01:48:53,305
Up up up
Past the Russell Hotel
946
01:48:53,349 --> 01:48:59,471
Up up up up
To the Heaviside Layer
947
01:48:59,523 --> 01:49:04,815
Up up up
Past the Russell Hotel
948
01:49:05,446 --> 01:49:10,738
Up up up up
To the Heaviside Layer
949
01:49:10,786 --> 01:49:16,908
Up up up
Past the Russell Hotel
950
01:49:16,960 --> 01:49:22,797
Up up up up
To the Heaviside Layer
951
01:49:22,842 --> 01:49:28,716
Up up up
Past the Jellicle Moon
952
01:49:28,766 --> 01:49:34,473
Up up up up
To the Heaviside Layer
953
01:49:34,522 --> 01:49:40,478
Up up up
Past the Jellicle Moon
954
01:49:40,529 --> 01:49:47,577
Up up up up
To the Heaviside Layer
955
01:50:35,678 --> 01:50:42,596
The mystical divinity
956
01:50:42,645 --> 01:50:49,609
Of unashamed felinity
957
01:50:49,653 --> 01:50:56,452
Round the cathedral
958
01:50:56,494 --> 01:51:03,708
Rang vivat
959
01:51:03,753 --> 01:51:06,541
Life to
960
01:51:06,590 --> 01:51:13,887
The everlasting
961
01:51:13,932 --> 01:51:17,681
Cat
962
01:51:25,195 --> 01:51:30,819
You've heard of
Several kinds of cat
963
01:51:30,868 --> 01:51:36,029
And my opinion now is that
964
01:51:36,083 --> 01:51:41,957
You should need no interpreter
965
01:51:42,006 --> 01:51:47,167
To understand our character
966
01:51:47,221 --> 01:51:52,596
You've learned enough
To take the view
967
01:51:52,644 --> 01:51:58,600
That cats are very much like you
968
01:51:58,651 --> 01:52:03,610
You've seen us both
At work and games
969
01:52:03,657 --> 01:52:09,198
And learnt about our proper names
970
01:52:09,247 --> 01:52:14,373
Our habits and our habitat
971
01:52:14,420 --> 01:52:17,256
But how would you
972
01:52:17,298 --> 01:52:23,587
Address a cat?
973
01:52:24,765 --> 01:52:27,256
So first
974
01:52:27,310 --> 01:52:31,854
Your memory I'll jog
975
01:52:31,899 --> 01:52:35,103
And say a cat
976
01:52:35,153 --> 01:52:39,946
Is not a dog
977
01:52:39,992 --> 01:52:42,400
So first
978
01:52:42,453 --> 01:52:47,246
Your memory I'll jog
979
01:52:47,292 --> 01:52:50,578
And say a cat
980
01:52:50,629 --> 01:52:56,965
Is not a dog
981
01:52:58,806 --> 01:53:01,642
With cats
982
01:53:01,684 --> 01:53:06,892
Some say one rule is true
983
01:53:06,940 --> 01:53:11,270
Don't speak till you
984
01:53:11,320 --> 01:53:15,983
Are spoken to
985
01:53:18,954 --> 01:53:24,246
Myself, I do not hold with that
986
01:53:24,294 --> 01:53:29,634
I say you should address a cat
987
01:53:29,675 --> 01:53:35,382
But always keep in mind that he
988
01:53:35,432 --> 01:53:42,480
Resents familiarity
989
01:53:47,321 --> 01:53:49,647
You bow
990
01:53:49,699 --> 01:53:55,204
And taking off your hat
991
01:53:55,247 --> 01:53:59,709
Address him in
992
01:53:59,753 --> 01:54:04,131
This form
993
01:54:05,176 --> 01:54:11,678
"Cat!"
994
01:54:11,725 --> 01:54:17,147
Before a cat will condescend
995
01:54:17,190 --> 01:54:21,734
To treat you as a trusted friend
996
01:54:21,779 --> 01:54:26,691
Some little token of esteem
997
01:54:26,743 --> 01:54:31,287
Is needed, like a dish of cream
998
01:54:31,332 --> 01:54:36,410
And you might now and then supply
999
01:54:36,463 --> 01:54:41,126
Some caviar or Strassburg Pie
1000
01:54:41,177 --> 01:54:45,970
Some potted grouse or salmon paste
1001
01:54:46,016 --> 01:54:50,264
He's sure to have
His personal taste
1002
01:54:50,312 --> 01:54:55,189
And so in time you reach your aim
1003
01:54:55,277 --> 01:54:58,195
And call him
1004
01:54:58,239 --> 01:55:04,113
By his name
1005
01:55:04,162 --> 01:55:09,750
A cat's entitled to expect
1006
01:55:09,794 --> 01:55:14,457
These evidences of respect
1007
01:55:14,508 --> 01:55:17,712
So this is this
1008
01:55:17,762 --> 01:55:21,926
And that is that
1009
01:55:21,975 --> 01:55:28,975
And there's how you address a cat
1010
01:55:29,025 --> 01:55:35,396
A cat's entitled to expect
1011
01:55:35,449 --> 01:55:40,491
These evidences of respect
1012
01:55:40,539 --> 01:55:43,991
So this is this
1013
01:55:44,043 --> 01:55:48,540
And that is that
1014
01:55:48,590 --> 01:55:54,961
And there's how you address
1015
01:55:55,014 --> 01:56:10,902
A Cat
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