Original subtitles

- Previously, on "Bigger"...

- Everyone in our friend group is single and pretty messed up.

- [laughs happily] Wow!

[cheering] Yes!

- Are any of us happy?

- Light 'em up!

- As fun as it is to watch Layne sweat her way

through this party, y'all, we gotta help her.

- My cousin is a big girl.

She doesn't need our help or opinions.

- Layne, you don't have to pretend anymore.

It's over.

- [sobbing]

- Whoa, what's happening now?

- I don't know,

and it is notsexy.

["Yeah!" by Usher plays]

- ♪ I said yeah yeah ♪

♪ Shawty got down ♪

♪ And said come and get me ♪

♪ Yeah yeah I got so caught up ♪

[men chanting indistinctly]

♪ I forgot she told me ♪

[chanting]

♪ Yeah yeah her and my girl ♪

[chanting]

♪ Yeah yeah next thing I knew ♪

[chanting]

♪ She was all up on me screaming ♪

♪ Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah ♪

[pages crinkling] - Oh, ew!

Ew, ew, ew!

When I first met Tracey, I thought that, like,

maybe she just got out of jail,

because she was kind of scary

but then she turned out to be super sweet.

- What the hell you been doing

all this time if you just came out with one book?

I'm hungry!

- Okay, "sweet" is not the right word.

But she was the first person to talk to me,

and I think that is a sweet gesture.

Um, I don't have enough money

to get more books than this one book.

- Oh, okay, you mean

after you and I did all that shopping?

- But that wasn't for me.

That was for the fashion show.

- Wait, you didn't tell me

to give you a spot on the fashion show.

- Oh, I didn't.

I'm--I'm just taking, like, my energy that's positive,

putting it out into the universe,

trying to get a fashion show spot back, kinda thing.

I'm just trying to manifest it.

- Oh, okay, cute.

Well, can you manifest me some money

so I can get these Emerging Media 101 books?

- No, like, really,

I cannot do that.

I'm just basically making life choices

in here, like 400 bucks.

- My momma gave me her EBT card,

so that means I got us on food

if you can get us on books.

For the classes we've got together, of course.

- That's brilliant! Yes!

- You'd be brilliant, too,

if you been poor as long as I've been poor.

- I don't want to be

that kind of brilliant, though.

That's sad.

I mean, yeah.

- You really being close

to talking your way into a situation,

you know that, right?

- I do know that.

- It's okay. Higher education has calmed me.

Bitch, I'mma tell you this right now.

Walk into me again, I'mma walk my foot

right up your ass.

- Mm. - What?

- Nothing! We're--we're next.

[slow hip-hop music]

♪ ♪

- Sup? See you later?

- The Lambdas are the hottest frat boys on campus.

And right now, they hold the key to my dreams.

Which is showing my work

in their huge fashion show.

I'm just gonna walk over there casually

and get a flyer

and talk to the leader, Ken.

- Flyer? I gave you two.

I gave you two.

- Hello, how are you?

- Hello. - Hey, what's up!

- No, no. Uh-uh.

How are you?

Yes, yes. Keep it moving, thank you. Yes.

- Forget Ken and them elitist assholes.

- I mean, I want to say "Forget them,"

but I need to get in that show.

I need some proof to show my mom

that I can do this

so that she'll let me change my major.

- I get that.

My mom would never let me be a Film and TV major.

- Wait, but you are a Film and TV major.

- Yep! And she'll find out at graduation.

- You are brave!

["Pigeon Food" by Hannibal Leq plays]

- ♪ She make it bounce like a Buddha do Buddha do♪

♪ I told her bounce like a Buddha do ♪

♪ Keep really low ♪

- Hey, damn.

She got a fat ass.

- She lose a few pounds, I'd hit.

[Ken laughs]

- I see who would hit that, though.

- You lost your mind,

little brother Jheri curl?

[guys laugh]

I like 'em slim thicc, you feel me?

- I feel you, bro.

[laughing]

- [panting]

- Look at this nigga!

- You better run, boy!

And you better run faster than that!

Hey, catch him!

- [Tracey giggling]

- [whispered] Oh, man.

["Hot in Herre" by Nelly plays]

- ♪ Hot in ♪

♪ So hot in here ♪

♪ So hot in ♪

♪ Oh! ♪

- I know that every "Cosmo" article

says men are more visual, but...

- ♪ With a little bit of uh, uh ♪

- Damn.

- ♪ And a little bit of uh, uh ♪

- Close your mouth.

- I wasn't even looking at that guy.

- Mm-hmm.

["Lights, Camera, Action!" by Mr. Cheeks plays]

- ♪ Had me singin' "I'm sorry, Ms. Jackson" ♪

♪ Uh shorty, turn it around lemme see somethin' ♪

- How did you make an entire meal

with a hot plate and a microwave?

- Shh! Holla that low before you get us in trouble!

- ♪ Had me singing "I'm sorry Ms. Jackson" ♪

- Sorry. I'm just impressed.

- [laughs] Don't be.

I told you how I grew up.

It was me and my moms

in our little project apartment.

And in Brooklyn, that basically means

a closet with some electricity, so...

we did what we had to.

- Wow, well, I'm sorry you grew up

in a small apartment,

but I'm glad you got the skills, girl!

This smells great!

- Mm!

That does smell good! What is that?

- Damn, it smell good up in here.

- Hi! - Hi!

- Oh, hey, don't we have economics class together?

- Yeah, I sit next to you.

- Right, I thought so.

So, uh, can we throw a couple of dollars

on some plates?

I mean, if you have some.

- Yeah! - No.

- Uh!

Well, maybe you need to study

economics a little harder,

because you stupid not to capitalize off your shit.

- Mm. - Girl.

- Damn, girl.

- Probably government cheese anyway.

- Right.

- Hey, they're idiots.

Anybody that's taking economics

knows that government cheese

was during the Reagan administration.

Like, come on.

Hey.

I know exactly what you need.

["Complicated" by Avril Lavigne plays]

- ♪ Somebody else 'round everyone else ♪

- [laughs] - Girl!

Please turn it down,

before somebody comes clowning us.

- Oh, come on.

They can't put us in no box!

- ♪ You're tryin' to be cool ♪

- Come on! Get in on this with me!

Come on! Come on!

- ♪ Tell me... ♪

- ♪ Why you have to go ♪

♪ And make things so complicated? ♪

♪ I see the way you're ♪

♪ Acting like you're somebody else ♪

[knocking at door] Oh, shit!

- ♪ Gets me frustrated ♪

- I have a guest

who I can't even hear talk

in a 100 square foot dorm room.

- Veronica, right?

Well, I'm-- - Layne.

You're lame.

And so is that music.

Did I hear an electric guitar?

- You about to hear this door slam in your--

- I'm good.

Are we good?

- You're cute.

Like a bunny. - Thanks?

["Gonna make me lose my mind" by DMX plays]

- ♪ If I gotsta bring it to you cowards ♪

♪ Then it's gonna be quick ♪ [giggling]

♪ All your mens up in the jail before, suck my dick ♪

♪ And all them other cats you run with ♪

♪ Get done with, dumb quick ♪

♪ How the fuck you gonna cross the dog ♪

- Wait--hey!

You know how private I am.

People love being in Lambda's business.

- Cocky! But I like it.

- I know.

I'd be with you all day, every day if I could.

- I know.

See you later.

- Oh, actually...

I have a frat meeting later.

- Oh, well, tell them to get

their shit together in the meeting.

That's what you need to tell them.

- I got you. - And you're the president!

Oh! When is my fitting

for the fashion show?

- I'm on top of it, all right?

- You know what else you can get on top of.

- You'd better stop. - You can!

- You'd better-- [Ken laughs]

- You want some more?

- All right, now my-- I gotta go--

All right? - Okay.

- See ya, all right?

- See ya.

- Hi! Hi! We haven't met yet, but I'm Layne.

I make and design my own clothes.

Kind of a retro-- - Cool, that's what's up.

- [sighs] Cool.

Great talk.

- So, any volunteers?

- Ooh, ooh!

- Um, Mister...?

- Mr. Vince. - Vince? Okay.

- All right, so,

we talking about perfect intervals

in music theory, right?

So if we're saying that,

then the intervals are neither major nor minor.

Unless, we talking thirds,

which has to be either major or minor, right?

[scoffs]

- Thank you, Mr. Vince.

I get why you scored high

on the assignment,

but the class as a whole didn't do as well.

You'll see when you grab your papers

on the way out.

[scattered chatter]

Great job on this-- - Thank--

- But interestingly enough,

I didn't find your name on my roster.

I looked for Vince, Vincent, and any variations thereof.

- So, listen, teach.

Being from Atlanta,

I know this is the perfect place to feed my passions,

so I thought it wouldn't hurt

if I just sit in and share

with this special community, right?

- [laughs] No, it doesn't hurt anyone.

- Yeah! [laughs]

- Except me and my paycheck,

if they find out that I'm letting folk sit in

to get free instruction,

that cost thousands for everyone else.

- Come on, sis, it's a black college, right?

- Mm-hmm. - "Power to the people"?

- Mm-hmm.

- So, like, the NAACP said that,

"The mind is a terrible thing to waste."

I got a mind. I don't want to waste it.

- Oh, that's where you're wrong.

It's the United Negro College Fund.

- I don't think that's right.

- I know that's right.

- I guess that's why you the teacher.

- That's why I'm the teacher

and you're exiting, right?

- All right.

See you Thursday.

- No, you won't.

Give me that!

[onlookers groan]

- Well, that was a waste of good fruit.

Hey, buddy!

Whoa! - Whassup!

- This is the fifth class with music in the name

that I went to looking for you!

Can you keep your illegal schedule consistent, please?

- What, are you stalking me, now?

- I've been calling you since yesterday.

- Yeah, you stalking me.

Look, cos, I ain't got it.

- Oh, uh, yes you do.

You deejayed three parties last weekend.

- Oh, Ideejayed. I. Keyword "I."

- [laughs] Man, I want my money though, for real.

- What money? That's my money.

- I don't think it would be good for you

to get caught by the AUC freeloading their classes.

How you feel about that?

- Mm, you think that your mom

would like to know that you were spending

all your allowance money on costumes?

- Yeah, she don't need that information!

- Naw, she doesn't! - No, she don't!

- It's not Halloween! - All right.

See you at-- - Boo!

- Oh! [both laugh]

- See you at campus. - All right, love you, cos.

- All right, love you! - Ooh, I think I love you, too!

Hey, what's up, denim on denim?

- Some freshmen spend their time

doing chores, going broke,

or trying to get into the fashion show,

while others hit the ground

getting their freak on.

No such luck for me.

- Oh!

Hey, what's your name?

- Layne Roberts.

- Do you live on this floor?

- Does he think he's gonna hide

in a dorm full of females?

- Man, they gotta make GPA requirements for pledgees.

- Maybe my luck is changing.

['Always on Time' by Ja Rule plays]

♪ 'Cause I can't wait no more ♪

♪ 'Cause it's just about a quarter past three ♪

[phone ringing]

♪ I got the Bentley valeted ♪

♪ And I'm just outside of Jersey, past the Palisades ♪

Hello? - Layne.

- Mommy.

- Do I have to fly there to find out for myself

what you're up to?

- What? I don't know--

- Well, a little birdie told me

that you spent your money on fabric.

- Fabric? Mommy, no--

I--I don't know what you're talking about.

You know, you can't listen to Vince,

he just runs his mouth.

- I haven't talked to Vince.

- Well, you can't listen to Aunt Jackie,

she just runs her mouth.

- Is this debit card statement running its mouth, too?

Because I didn't know JoAnn's Fabric

sold school supplies there.

- It--it was just, like,

for a project, you know,

nothing serious or for class,

but something that was fun.

- Now, I know how much you love fashion, sweetheart.

And I think that's great.

But it's already taken away

from what's really important.

But, you know, if you want to spend the money

that I allot you in that way,

it's your choice.

- Okay, you're--you're right.

You know, I'll just-- I'll take it back.

- Okay! I guess I'll stay in Chicago for now.

I love you. - Love you.

What's the deal with this watermelon?

- Oh, this?

I have to babysit it. - Why?

- I don't know why.

I just follow rules,

and it helps me avoid getting my ass kicked.

[Layne laughs]

Shit.

I don't think I was supposed

to tell anybody that.

- Well you are a black man

running around with a watermelon,

so there's gonna be questions.

[sighs]

Are you okay?

Because you don't look okay.

I mean, you're like, fine--

Whoa. Okay.

I don't want to be inappropriate.

What am I saying out of my mouth right now?

This is so weird.

- I'm--I'm--

I'm okay.

- Wow, you're really tall.

- Thank you for all your help.

I'm gonna go ahead and get out of your hair.

- Yeah, but don't go out there

because it's not safe.

You know, Lambdas are out there.

They're prowling. They are like lions right now.

There's a pride of them

and they are gonna get Simba or whoever is out there,

and I don't want that to be you, is what I'm saying!

So we should just get a food--

some food. We should get some food

and hang out in here.

Do you want me to-- are you hungry?

Yeah? Okay, cool! I'll be right back. Just hang tight!

I'm gonna get some food to eat in this dorm together.

He's so cute!

I mean, like, he's tired

and a little run down,

but I mean, wow!

[both laugh]

- Oh, this bitch.

- Be nice.

- Smells good.

Wanna make me a plate

as a peace offering for disturbing my peace?

- Sure. I got a plate for you.

- Oh, thanks.

- $10, please. - What?

- Oh, I don't believe in offerings.

- Okay. Whatever.

I have to watch my carb intake, anyway.

I'm walking in the fashion show tomorrow.

Have fun!

Byes.

[both laugh]

- I love that!

I mean, we didn't have enough food for her anyway, so--

- Ooh, look at you, protecting your new man's plate.

- Oh, my goodness, he could be, right?

I just--I'm so comfortable with him, it's weird!

- So you actually have a man

held up in your room right now

and you still here with me?

- Oh! Yeah. - Go.

- Okay. [giggles]

I'm gonna lose my virginity!

- Wash your hands first!

- So this project that you're working on--

- Oh, yeah. I'm trying to get my stuff

in to the Lambda fashion show.

Is there any way you could just mention to Ken

that you saw my stuff?

- They don't listen to us.

They don't want to take our advice or suggestions.

- Yeah, I knew that. Sorry I asked.

- Although, they do have a dress rehearsal

before the show tomorrow,

and I have heard them arguing

about how they need to step it up for next year,

something about the clothes being basic?

Your stuff's definitely not basic.

- Thanks.

- You a fashion major?

- No, I wish.

Business. What about you?

- Finance.

I love poetry and English,

but that's not gonna pay the bills.

Ah.

You know, you ever wonder

why we're worried about paying our bills at 19?

- 'Cause our parents put the lights in our name at 6.

[laughs]

So they are not feeding you at that Lambda house.

- Well, you know,

I've kinda been prioritizing

sleep over food lately.

- Wow. I, like, really admire you.

I cannot pledge.

This must be super important to you.

- I mean, my dad was a Lambda.

He said it all makes sense

at the end of the process.

He said, "The Lambdas are a brotherhood

'til the end of time."

- That sounds like a cult.

["kinda" grunts]

- I really appreciate it.

Like, you saved my ass, literally, today.

But, like, I was wondering

maybe when this is all done,

maybe we can hang.

- Uh-- [laughs nervously]

Um, you know, I just don't think

that when you become a "Brother,"

that I'm gonna be cool enough

for you to have dorm spaghetti with.

- No, no. I--I--I definitely want to hang out with you.

- Um, are you sure?

Like, when you're, like, a Lambda?

You know, the "coolest in school?"

I was actually kind of crazy

to think I could even get my fashion into their show.

Way too different for what they're doing.

- Nah, different is cool.

Don't let the Lambdas or anybody else change you.

[phone rings]

Damnit, the Brothers.

- Okay, hey! Hey, um--

Real quick, I just--

You're really awesome, at least from what I can tell,

and, you know, you got this.

- Thank you.

[phone ringing] - Yeah.

- Shit.

- [shouting] Do you want to be a Lambda man?

[all pledges at once] Yes, Head Brother, sir!

- I can't hear you!

- Yes, Head Brother, sir!

- Then say it.

- Blood, sweat, tears! No fear!

[unintelligible chanting]

Blood, sweat, tears!

- Can you pretend like you're reciting something?

I want this over with!

- Man, I don't know about all this shit.

- Come on, man, please!

- Relax, brother. It ain't like they gonna kill us.

- I know that! I had a burrito an hour ago!

Nigga gotta shit!

- You about to go from lamb

to lions, motherfuckers.

You'd best not disappoint!

- Yes, Head Brother, sir!

- Now, move!

[stomping feet]

['So Gone' by Monica plays]

♪ So gone, over you ♪

- Nice, nice ladies. Nice. Nice. Nice.

That's what I'm talking about, lady.

That's what I'm talking about. This is a Lambda event.

That's what I need.

♪ Silly of me ♪

- Hey! - Hey.

♪ Devoted so much time ♪

Sweetheart, why you interrupting our shit?

- I am actually interrupting you

about the shit you're doing, because--

- Sweetheart, we have all the models we need.

Thank you. Can we get her out?

- Oh, no, no, no. I do not want to model.

I want to dress your mod-- - Sweetheart! Please!

Please! We have everything we need. Thank you.

♪ To make you break my heart ♪

♪ Yeah ♪

♪ You make me feel I'm so gone ♪

♪ So unreal, ohh I ♪

- Jesus.

- I'm not even on the fucking list.

- What?

- You told me I could walk in the fashion show!

- I never--

I never promised you that.

We talked about it-- - Talked?

We talked about it?

- Can we go outside, please?

Let's go outside.

♪ You let the sun beat you home ♪

- Unbelievable. - Veroni--

♪ I asked myself over again ♪

♪ What am I doing wrong ♪

[silent sobbing]

- Let's go help her.

- No.

- We cannot leave her here like this.

- We can absolutely leave her here like this.

She too fucking nasty.

- No, but she's a person just like us.

- My name is not "Person,"

my name is Tracey Davis,

and I don't gotta do nothing for her.

[sighs]

[Veronica clears throat]

- Hey, Veronica.

We don't mean to bother you,

but, you know, I believe in signs

and maybe it's a sign

that we saw what happened.

And then you saw that we saw what happened,

and then we saw that you saw... - Layne.

- That we saw-- - Mm-mm.

- Okay.

[sighs]

If you need someone to talk,

we're here.

- Yes.

Yes we are.

So I guess I know how you feeling.

I used to mess with this real rich kid first semester.

Jared, you know Jared, right?

The one with the red Beamer?

Anyway, he never introduced me

to any of his friends.

He would only slide through my door

when it was mad late at night.

Anyway...

I figured out what was going on,

and I deaded him, right?

Don't you know that nigga graduated last semester

but he still be sliding through campus

trying to get at me?

But like, for real this time.

Look, it's obvious that that dude is feeling you,

but fuck him if he can't value you.

Aight?

[clears throat]

- You're right.

- You ready?

- I have an idea-- - Layne!

- I have an idea!

- What?

- A way to say "Screw him."

- You're good! - I know!

- I hope this works.

- It's gonna work.

- Ah! - Like, you're not even playing!

[all laugh]

[laughter abruptly stops]

- Bitch, wash your hands.

- Okay, you are gorgeous.

So why don't we just go out there

and show them that?

All right, let's go! Come on!

It's gonna be so much fun.

[breathes deeply]

['Rollout' by Ludacris plays]

- How's everybody feeling tonight?

[cheering]

Before we get started, though,

I got something very special for y'all.

I got some men I want y'all to meet.

♪ Rollout! Rollout! ♪

Introducing the 2003,

Spring, new chapter

♪ Me and my homies so drop that ♪

Lambda Pi Lambda neophytes!

♪ We rolling on twenties ♪

♪ with the top back ♪

♪ So much money, you can't stop that ♪

♪ Rollout! Rollout! ♪

♪ Me and my homies, so drop that ♪

♪ Rolling on twenties with the top back ♪

- Ahh!

♪ So much money, you can't stop that ♪

♪ Now where'd you get that platinum chain ♪

♪ with them diamonds in it? ♪

♪ Where'd you get that matching Benz ♪

♪ with them windows tinted? ♪

[cheering]

♪ Who them girls you be with ♪

♪ when you be riding through? ♪

♪ Man, I ain't got nothing to prove ♪

♪ I paid my dues ♪

♪ Breaking the rules I shake fools ♪

♪ while I'm takin' a cruise ♪

- All right, all right.

Now, who's ready for some fine-ass fashion?

[cheering]

All right!

The Brothers of Lambda Pi Lambda Fraternity

[record scratching]

['Superwoman Pt. II' by Lil' Mo plays]

♪ Baby they can't play you ♪

♪ 'Cause I'll save you ♪

♪ With my super powers ♪

What the hell is this? [CONFIRM ADR]

♪ Boy I'm only human ♪

♪ But I'll be your superwoman ♪

[cheering intensifies]

All right, all right,

it seems as if somebody's infiltrated our show,

but I get it, I get it.

You all love Lambdas,

and it makes sense somebody would be pressed

to be all up in our shit.

[record scratches]

['One Minute Man' by Missy Elliott plays]

♪ Boy I'ma make you love me ♪

♪ Make you want me ♪

♪ And I'ma give you some attention ♪

♪ Tonight ♪

♪ Now follow my intuitions ♪

♪ What you're wishin' ♪

♪ See I'ma keep you up all night ♪

♪ for a long time ♪

♪ Just start countin' the ways ♪

♪ Break me off, show me what you got ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't want no one minute man ♪

♪ Break me off, show me what you got ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't want no one minute man ♪

[audience hooting]

♪ Break me off, show me what you got ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't want no one minute man ♪

♪ Break me off, show me what you got ♪

♪ 'Cause I don't want no-- ♪

♪ Tonight I'ma give it to you ♪

♪ throw it to you ♪

♪ I want you to come prepared ♪

['Tipsy' by J-Kwon plays]

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Yeah, yeah ♪

♪ Two step wit' me two step wit' me ♪

♪ One, here comes the two to the three to the four ♪

- I didn't know he was your cousin!

I've even seen him at Morehouse's Spelman parties.

- Yeah, I mean, when he's not being difficult,

that little bit of change really helps me out.

But sometimes I just want to kick him in his head.

- Kick him, Layne!

- What the fuck! We didn't do a liquor run!

- Oh, who didn't do no liquor run, bitch?

You don't see my condition?

- Oh! I knew I liked you!

[all laugh]

- Yo, why this bitch at our afterparty

after the shit she just pulled?

- So plan B, dawg.

I told everybody she was in on it, man.

Get with the program.

Man, I didn't want to ruin that finale,

you know what I'm saying?

[both laugh]

♪ Bitch give it back now you don't get none ♪

♪ Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy ♪

♪ [Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy] ♪

♪ Everybody in the club gettin' tipsy ♪

[record scratches]

['Touch It' by Monifah plays]

♪ Do you really want to touch it ♪

♪ Do you really want to mess with me tonight ♪

- Ew.

♪ Oh, and if you know how I like it ♪

- What are you doing?

- Stop trying to fuck my friends!

- Whoa! Cousin, language.

- I curse! Sh--shit.

- Please stop. You sound like a sixth grader.

- Okay, poopyhead.

♪ Do you really want to mess with me tonight ♪

Don't go back over there.

Don't dance with them! Stop it!

Ew.

['Move Bitch' by Ludacris plays]

[cheering]

- The 2003 Lambda Pi Lambda neophytes

are in the motherfucking building!

♪ Move bitch, get out the way ♪

♪ Get out the way, bitch ♪

♪ Get out the way ♪

♪ Move, bitch get out the way ♪

♪ Get out the way, bitch ♪

♪ Get out the way ♪

♪ Move bitch, get out the way ♪

♪ Get out the way, bitch ♪

♪ Get out the way ♪

♪ Move, bitch get out the way ♪

♪ Get out the way, bitch ♪

♪ Get out the way ♪

♪ Oh no, the fight's out ♪

♪ I'mma bout to punch yo lights out ♪

[cheering]

♪ Get the fuck back, guard ya grill ♪

♪ There's somethin' wrong ♪

♪ We can't stay still ♪

♪ I've been drinkin' and bustin' too ♪

♪ And I been thinkin' of bustin' you ♪

♪ Upside ya motherfuckin' forehead ♪

- Oh man.

['Murder She Wrote' by Chaka Demus & Pliers plays]

- Damn, bitch!

I'm sorry, are we on "bitch" terms yet?

- Yeah, bitch! - Ahh!

♪ Her beauty is like a bunch of rose ♪

♪ If I ever tell you about Maxine ♪

- Oh my goodness.

- Ms. Roberts? [Layne laughs]

- Oh! Tracey, this is Deon.

- Mm-hmm. How are you?

♪ Murder she wrote murder she wrote ♪

- Good.

- Oh! Vince, this is Deon.

This is my cousin Vince.

- Congrats on crossing, man.

- Thanks, dude. - So cool.

Hey, have you heard about Dunbar's Lambda chapter?

Seems kind of cool. What's the process--

- Okay, sorry Vince.

I gotta steal Deon

to get on the dancefloor here.

- Dance? You? - Yes, I love dancing!

♪ Your face, it pretty ♪

♪ but your character dirty ♪

- Hey, you go here? - No.

- Me either.

- I mean, yes. - Me, too.

♪ And when you find your mistake ♪

♪ You talk 'bout you're sorry ♪

♪ Sorry, sorry, come on! ♪

♪ Have her cruise the corner ♪

- I don't have much experience with this,

but in romantic comedies,

when someone looks at you like this,

you pull them in closer.

- Ah! Sh-- Ooh.

- What?

- Sore. Sore?

- Oh, okay. Sorry.

♪ You only say I don't know what I know ♪

- Ah! Also sore. - Oh.

Okay, maybe I just shouldn't,

like, touch you at all.

- Naw, you definitely should.

♪ Murder she wrote ♪

♪ Watch here now, stand still ♪

♪ You're not paying me light bill ♪

♪ If you test the ragamuffin ♪

♪ Girl, ya goin' get killed ♪

♪ Girl, keep way ♪

♪ 'Cause you are crebbie crebbie ♪

[Layne giggles

- Mm.

Ah! Ow! - What?

What! What's happening?

What's going on? No. No, Deon.

We're not gonna do this tonight

with this sore-- - No, no, we can make this work.

- No! No. - We can make this work.

Get back in here. - No, just--take it off!

Take that off. - Take off what?

- Your pants.

[Deon laughs mischievously

[Layne laughs] - Let me know when you're ready

with the pants down.

Dance-off, pants off, thing.

- What? - Tell me when you're ready!

I'm trying to give you privacy.

- Oh. Ohh. - Oh, man.

- Thought we was gonna do something different--

- Are you good? That's all I want to hear.

- I'm ready. - Okay.

- I'm ready. - Oh, wow--oh my God!

[Deon moans] Deon!

Deon, what did they do to your butt?

It looks like a fucking nebula!

- Argh! - There you go.

See? [Deon gasps]

- Yeah. - Aw, man.

- Yes, yes, yes. [sighing sleepily]

- Hey, Deon?

- Yes, yes, yes--

- How long does it take

to heal something like this?

'Cause it's bad.

Deon?

Deon?

- Mm, haven't we met, Ms. Roberts?

- Aww.

We do.

I'm gonna take a nap right here, though.

'Cause oh, I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

['Don't You Forget It' by Glenn Lewis plays]

♪ Don't you forget your way home ♪

♪ for that little girl ♪

♪ Hold on to your world ♪

♪ And don't you forget it ♪

♪ Don't you forget your way home ♪

[groans]

♪ for that little girl ♪

♪ Hold on to your world ♪

♪ You're worlds apart from first when life was dark ♪

♪ Understanding what it means to have got ♪

♪ Nothing but your heavy, broken heart ♪

♪ Memories of what used to be ♪

♪ With change comes responsibility ♪

♪ Don't forget where you were ♪

♪ ain't where you've been ♪

[snapping and stomping]

- Hey!

Hi!

- Hey, sis. - Hey! What's up?

[Deon laughs awkwardly]

[Lambdas yelling]

- Ouch.

- Oh, you know Ken, right?

- Yeah, I've met that guy.

He's so friendly-- You're so friendly and nice.

- Thanks. Thanks. - So good. So fun.

- Yo, Layne took care of your boy.

Like, really took care of me,

'cause y'all--y'all be trying to kill me!

- It was worth it, though, wasn't it?

["kinda" grunts]

- Yo, Lions. Get in this, man.

- I should-- - Have fun doing that!

- Thank you! - Yep.

- Yo! How you been?

I've been calling you.

- Yeah, I threw up half the day yesterday.

I don't have no guts anymore.

- Cute. - Yeah.

So what's real and good with your boy, Deon?

[sighs] - I don't think that's gonna--

He's like, my boy, he's more like a--a friend

who is a boy, not a boyfriend.

Yeah.

- Okay. - Yeah.

Let's just go get some French fries.

I think, is a better thing to do.

- I like French fries.

You like--French fries, you know, are great,

and so are male friends,

and I'm so happy I have one now.

['On & On' by Erykah Badu plays]

♪ Oh what a day ♪

♪ What a day what a day ♪

- Mm? Mm mm mm.

Still hungover?

- Please don't mention the words

hung or over, oh my God!

[all laugh]

Why y'all in the dining hall?

- Vince used his DJ money

to get some of these food cards.

He a hustler.

- And we respect his hustle. - We do.

- What's up, y'all?

I love mashed potato Mondays.

Oh my God.

- How are you not hungover?

- Mashed potatoes. - Huh?

[muffled] - Mashed potatoes.

[Tracey laughs]

- You're crazy.

Next on "Bigger:"

[rapping] - Do that right thurr--

- Right thurr!

I got curbed by two men in the same night.

I just want to mope in peace.

- Ma, you remember Layne?

- It's good to see you, Ms. Lewis.

You raised a very fine man.

- Ain't no fucking in my house.

You be careful spending so much time

with a woman who's still wearing

another man's ring.

- You're smart. You're beautiful.

- If I'm so smart, beautiful,

then what happened freshman year?

- Fuck!

[metallic thunk and glass shattering]

[sobbing]

- I have nothing to say.