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- Previously on "Bigger..."
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- Wait a minute.
Are those balls?
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- Mm-mm.
Let me see.
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- No.
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- Are you still fucking
with dude like that?
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- Okay, like, maybe
a little teeny tiny bit.
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- Tracey was one
of the original stars
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of the reality show
"Basketball Exes."
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When Tracey's man
cheated on her,
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it was with Keisha.
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- I'm ready to fake it
till I make it.
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Show me
the social media hustle.
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- I do.
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Oh, wait, no,
is that, like, something
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you say at the actual wedding?
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- You're saying yes?
- Yes.
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♪ I know what you like ♪
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♪ I can see
you ain't all right ♪
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♪ I just want
to change your life ♪
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♪ Baby, I can make it
right, yeah ♪
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♪ I just need one night ♪
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♪ Life is like a whirlwind ♪
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♪ We just caught
in the middle ♪
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♪ We watch the world spin ♪
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- I'm keeping it cool
with Tracey
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because I know she's crazy.
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Aaron used to tell me
all about her,
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how she's always thinking
everybody's after her man.
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I mean, he saw other women
even when he was with me.
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Because that's what
basketball players do.
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I wasn't even trippin'.
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And that's why I'm able
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to still see him
from time to time.
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I let him be him.
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But with Tracey,
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the T stands for thirsty.
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She wants too much.
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I mean, she signed up
to be a baller's girl
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just to get mad about
what that comes with.
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Dumb bitch.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- This ho stupid.
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Uh-huh.
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Ooh, girl,
that could not be me.
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[laughs]
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I know that's right.
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Thirst--
- She wants too much.
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I mean, she signed up
to be a baller's girl
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just to get mad about
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what that comes with.
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- Hello.
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Hello.
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- Hey, Deon.
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- [mumbling]
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One, two.
Okay.
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3,000 this time?
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- [laughs]
Yep, yep.
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Thank you.
- Thank you.
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You keep my Instagram lit.
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Yeah.
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[upbeat hip-hop music]
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♪ ♪
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- Oh.
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Jeez.
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Why is it always men
that are good at sex
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have a line of these...
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But not one of these?
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[phone buzzing]
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Hey.
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- Guess whose vagina
I get to see today.
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- The crazy lady who thinks
your speculum is a duck?
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- No, sweetheart,
not the duck lady's vagina.
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Sweetheart, I get to see yours.
Whoo!
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Only if you want me to,
of course.
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Consent is real.
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Sweetheart, this is just
a long way of me saying
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that I have the day off.
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[laughs]
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In fact,
I'll come and pick you up.
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We can go get breakfast before
you go to work,
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and, oh, I know
this great brunch spot--
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- No, I actually slept
at Veronica's,
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and she's just gonna
give me a ride to work,
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so don't even worry about it.
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- Oh. Okay.
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- But I want to see you,
too, okay?
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Just after I close.
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- Yeah--
- Promise.
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Okay, I love you.
Bye.
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- I love you.
Bye.
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- Ugh.
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Oh, my God,
you play too much.
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- And you're a horrible liar.
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He's probably
hacking your phone
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and tracking
your ass right now.
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- No, he's not.
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Okay, help me find my panties.
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- Let me put my pants on first
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'cause he might be
at that door.
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I'm gonna put these
paws on him.
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[barks]
- Yeah, he's not coming.
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Greg doesn't do the hood.
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- Why you always gotta talk
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about how I live in the hood?
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- I'm just joking.
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- [scoffs]
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Your bougie ass.
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- You know what, I don't even
know why I'm looking in these.
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It's not like I'm gonna
put on panties
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that were inside of high tops.
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That's how you get
a yeast infection.
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Call me?
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- Not after you said
yeast infection.
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That's a dirty clothes pile.
- That's how you like it.
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I'll talk to you later.
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- Okay.
- Okay.
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[laughs]
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[dramatic music]
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The key to surviving
a walk of shame,
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move quickly,
don't make eye contact.
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♪ ♪
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♪ ♪
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- I found your drawers!
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- Keep 'em!
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- Okay.
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- Walking the hands out
into downward-facing dog.
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Lift the hips up.
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Press the heels down.
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Deep breath in.
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Exhale.
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[ethereal music]
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♪ ♪
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Sorry, ladies.
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Breathe in.
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And arch into cat.
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Tucking the hips.
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Up into full cobra.
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Oh, God.
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Um...
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down into low cobra.
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Um...
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and, uh, full cobra.
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♪ ♪
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- Will I be wearing a thong?
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Actually, that depends on
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which restaurant
you take me to.
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Where we going?
- [clears throat]
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You really just gonna do
that shit in front of me?
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- You can't be in my bed
and in your feelings.
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Pick one.
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Uh-huh.
No, I heard you.
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[laughs]
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You are too silly.
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Oh, I love that restaurant.
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With the view?
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- Oh, man.
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- Good morning.
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- Hey, how you doing, Layne?
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- Good.
I got something for you.
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- For real?
- It's vegan.
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- And even better.
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- Yeah.
- Thank you.
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- Enjoy.
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- You know what, Layne?
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You all right.
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- Aw, thanks.
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- Layne. Look, I am trying.
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I really, really, really am.
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But my customers
are complaining,
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and I run a safe space
for women, and...
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- And use your words.
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- This doesn't make
them feel safe.
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- Because he doesn't
have a home?
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Okay, these women
are working out at 10 a.m.
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If their husbands
lost their jobs,
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they wouldn't
have a home, either.
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- Look,
everything was just fine
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before you decided that you--
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- Before what, Kristi?
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Is everything okay, boss lady?
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- I'm good.
So good.
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- Um...
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- Is that--is that a razor?
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- No.
- Okay.
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- Be safe, girl.
- Run away, ho.
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- Okay, but that
mouth knife away.
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Let's go in the store.
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- That's why you need
to go to that little
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"Basketball Exes" reunion show.
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You gotta represent, Tracey.
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And by represent, I mean
put that broad in her place.
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- I don't want to go up there
and embarrass myself.
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Yo, fuck her.
- You know what, you right.
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Fuck her.
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That's why we
should beat her ass.
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- We?
- Yes.
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- We need to go have your back,
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and you need to show her
you see her.
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And, you know, you gotta do
like I do with Shelley.
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- Okay?
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Do just enough to let
that bitch know
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I see you, bitch.
- Shelley don't see you.
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She ain't even looking
at your ass.
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- Boy, you wish you knew
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all the people that
was looking at my ass.
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- Hey.
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Hate to interrupt y'all,
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but what are y'all doing here?
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- 85 is shut down.
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- I was sitting
on Monroe Drive for two hours.
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Then I just said, fuck it.
Called out of work.
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- Tracey probably
crashed the big rig.
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You did it, huh, Tracey?
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Just 'cause she don't
want to go to the reunion show.
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[laughter]
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- The reunion isn't until
later tonight,
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and I still ain't going.
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On that show,
they control my image,
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but as an influencer,
I'm in control.
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- Tracey found out
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Keisha been clowning
her on "Basketball Exes."
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- Fake ponytail Keisha?
- Yes.
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- What?
We should go.
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- We? What is all this we?
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Why are we talking in plurals?
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Look, I'm the one
they want to put up there
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so I can act a damn fool.
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Like, I'm not about
to give them what they want.
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- You don't have to be ratchet.
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Just tell your side
of the story.
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- Right.
And if you do it right,
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then you can become
the influencer you want to be.
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You know?
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And then you know
we gonna be there
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just in case somebody
wants some smoke.
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- Oh.
- We got it.
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what, what.
- Bam.
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- Bang, bang, bang.
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[both imitating gunfire]
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[laughter]
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- We got you.
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- I hate y'all.
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[laughter]
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- Ooh, we could totally
make a day out of it.
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We'll get cute outfits.
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Liberty will watch the store.
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Mm-hmm.
- I got you, boss lady.
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- Who--wait, hold up.
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No, see, y'all
trying to make this--
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- Don't be a punk, Tracey.
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Woman up.
- Don't be a punk.
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Just face it.
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Face...
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face the broad.
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Don't be a punk.
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[overlapping chatter]
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- Okay, okay, I'll go!
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I'll go, I'll go, I'll go,
I'll go, I'll go, I'll go.
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Okay, I'm going.
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I'll go.
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- What was that?
- I'll go.
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- Layne,
what's going on with you?
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I see you inhaling
that damn food.
265
00:09:58,965 --> 00:10:00,405
What is the deal?
266
00:10:00,482 --> 00:10:02,282
You didn't get that text
I sent you earlier?
267
00:10:02,344 --> 00:10:03,834
- Oh.
268
00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:05,926
If Greg asks,
I spent the night with you.
269
00:10:06,000 --> 00:10:08,760
Yes, I fucked dude again.
Don't judge.
270
00:10:08,827 --> 00:10:10,897
- You still fucking Reggie?
271
00:10:10,965 --> 00:10:12,615
- You out here trying
to be a player, sis?
272
00:10:12,689 --> 00:10:13,759
- No.
273
00:10:13,827 --> 00:10:15,307
I mean...
274
00:10:15,379 --> 00:10:17,379
Okay, you don't have to be
sexist about it.
275
00:10:17,448 --> 00:10:19,408
- I knew that dick
was gonna have you caught up.
276
00:10:19,482 --> 00:10:20,862
- I am not caught up.
277
00:10:20,931 --> 00:10:22,001
You are just jealous that there
278
00:10:22,068 --> 00:10:23,068
is another lady pimp out here.
279
00:10:23,137 --> 00:10:24,377
- Oh, you a lady pimp now?
280
00:10:24,448 --> 00:10:25,718
- Please, change the subject.
281
00:10:25,793 --> 00:10:27,453
Can we change
this conversation, please?
282
00:10:27,517 --> 00:10:28,857
- So y'all don't like it when
we play your little game?
283
00:10:28,931 --> 00:10:29,861
- What games?
284
00:10:29,931 --> 00:10:31,521
All men want is sex,
285
00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:33,376
and our egos stroked.
286
00:10:33,448 --> 00:10:34,998
What games have those
simple-ass rules?
287
00:10:35,068 --> 00:10:36,168
- Yeah.
Mario Kart.
288
00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:37,171
[phone buzzes]
289
00:10:37,241 --> 00:10:38,171
- Women want to be men
290
00:10:38,241 --> 00:10:39,411
until somebody break in,
291
00:10:39,482 --> 00:10:40,692
or there's a bug to kill.
292
00:10:40,758 --> 00:10:41,658
- Please.
I got a gun for that.
293
00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,344
- For the bugs?
294
00:10:43,413 --> 00:10:45,173
- You wonder why there
are no good men out there.
295
00:10:45,241 --> 00:10:46,861
Because you act like
you don't need them.
296
00:10:46,931 --> 00:10:48,281
- Exactly.
Next thing you know,
297
00:10:48,344 --> 00:10:50,004
y'all gonna have us
sitting while we pissing
298
00:10:50,068 --> 00:10:52,028
while y'all out raping
and pillaging and shit.
299
00:10:52,103 --> 00:10:53,243
- Okay, cut it out.
300
00:10:53,310 --> 00:10:54,900
- Hello, hello.
Hi.
301
00:10:54,965 --> 00:10:56,065
Or, what's up, what's up?
302
00:10:56,137 --> 00:10:58,857
[laughs]
303
00:10:58,931 --> 00:10:59,901
Okay, hello, sweetheart.
304
00:10:59,965 --> 00:11:01,135
- Hey, baby.
- Hi.
305
00:11:01,206 --> 00:11:02,406
- Hi.
- Good to see you.
306
00:11:02,482 --> 00:11:03,522
- Yeah.
307
00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:05,516
- So how was the sleepover?
308
00:11:08,413 --> 00:11:11,793
- Oh, boring, boring.
You know, we just pillaged.
309
00:11:11,862 --> 00:11:14,172
- Cool.
Cool, cool, cool.
310
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:17,591
Um, I got you this.
311
00:11:17,655 --> 00:11:19,275
- Oh.
- Yeah.
312
00:11:19,344 --> 00:11:21,414
- A burrit--yay.
A burrito.
313
00:11:21,482 --> 00:11:22,932
- Look at you.
Look at you.
314
00:11:23,000 --> 00:11:24,930
Reading your girl's mind
and shit.
315
00:11:25,000 --> 00:11:26,660
Layne was just
telling us how she
316
00:11:26,724 --> 00:11:28,664
really loves
big, big, big burritos.
317
00:11:28,724 --> 00:11:30,934
- Girthy.
- Godspeed.
318
00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:32,930
[laughs]
Yeah.
319
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,930
- So what are you
getting into today, Greg?
320
00:11:35,000 --> 00:11:37,590
- Well, I got the rare day off,
321
00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:39,825
and I decided
to try to spend it
322
00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:41,516
with my wonderful fiancée.
323
00:11:41,586 --> 00:11:43,476
- Aww, baby,
that's really sweet.
324
00:11:43,551 --> 00:11:45,141
- Well--
- Though, the thing is,
325
00:11:45,206 --> 00:11:47,406
Tracey, you know,
my girl here, she needs me.
326
00:11:47,482 --> 00:11:49,002
She's going through
something right now,
327
00:11:49,068 --> 00:11:52,028
and I have to give her
my full support today.
328
00:11:52,103 --> 00:11:55,383
Yes.
- Okay, well, maybe we can--
329
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,448
- You know what,
thank you for being supportive.
330
00:11:57,517 --> 00:11:59,307
The sweetest man in the world.
331
00:11:59,379 --> 00:12:01,239
- Hey, can I have a looksie
at some of your accessories?
332
00:12:01,310 --> 00:12:04,690
[overlapping chatter]
333
00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:06,338
I want to see
what you got going?
334
00:12:06,413 --> 00:12:08,483
- Let me know if there's
something I should be doing.
335
00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:10,721
- Damn. Okay.
336
00:12:10,793 --> 00:12:12,693
That's that.
337
00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:16,481
Actually, guys,
what are you guys doing?
338
00:12:16,551 --> 00:12:17,691
Huh?
339
00:12:17,758 --> 00:12:19,168
I could really use
340
00:12:19,241 --> 00:12:20,281
your help with a few things,
341
00:12:20,344 --> 00:12:21,694
in fact, with you being there,
342
00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:23,378
I could probably
get it done in a jiff.
343
00:12:23,448 --> 00:12:25,658
Huh? What do you say?
Go take a ride?
344
00:12:25,724 --> 00:12:27,694
- You still got that Benz?
345
00:12:27,758 --> 00:12:29,408
- No. The AMG?
Got rid of it.
346
00:12:29,482 --> 00:12:30,722
I actually upgraded
to a Bentley.
347
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:31,723
- What?
- Mm-hmm.
348
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:33,243
- Oh, we in.
349
00:12:33,310 --> 00:12:34,900
- Yeah?
- Deon just called out of work.
350
00:12:34,965 --> 00:12:36,235
- What?
- Called out of work to get--
351
00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:37,240
- What the...
352
00:12:37,310 --> 00:12:38,240
- This is great.
353
00:12:38,310 --> 00:12:39,240
Okay, let's go.
354
00:12:39,310 --> 00:12:40,550
[laughs]
Let's go.
355
00:12:40,620 --> 00:12:41,720
Come on, man.
- Come on, man.
356
00:12:41,793 --> 00:12:43,833
- Oh, have fun on your man day.
357
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:44,826
- It's gonna be so much fun.
358
00:12:44,896 --> 00:12:46,026
- Enjoy man day!
359
00:12:46,103 --> 00:12:47,243
- Shotgun!
360
00:12:47,310 --> 00:12:48,690
- Enjoy man day.
361
00:12:48,758 --> 00:12:49,688
- Man day.
362
00:12:49,758 --> 00:12:51,098
- Enjoy man day?
363
00:12:53,620 --> 00:12:56,100
Look, how long
is this gonna take?
364
00:12:56,172 --> 00:12:57,932
And who proposes
without a diamond?
365
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,340
- Okay,
the way she's been acting,
366
00:12:59,413 --> 00:13:00,723
maybe it's best that
367
00:13:00,793 --> 00:13:02,623
I haven't gotten her one yet.
368
00:13:02,689 --> 00:13:03,969
- Oh, my God.
369
00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,454
- Guys, I don't know,
all right?
370
00:13:05,517 --> 00:13:06,657
But something's off.
371
00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:07,794
I mean, come on.
372
00:13:07,862 --> 00:13:09,792
You haven't noticed anything?
373
00:13:09,862 --> 00:13:11,452
- Look, she has had
a lot on her plate lately.
374
00:13:11,517 --> 00:13:13,067
- Yes, she does.
375
00:13:15,068 --> 00:13:16,308
I remember her
rushing out to work
376
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:17,759
when you were here before.
377
00:13:17,827 --> 00:13:19,447
I'm sure she'll settle
on something,
378
00:13:19,517 --> 00:13:20,857
or someone, soon.
379
00:13:20,931 --> 00:13:22,171
- Can y'all make these
in earrings?
380
00:13:22,241 --> 00:13:23,861
- This not the swap meet.
381
00:13:25,379 --> 00:13:27,689
- My cousin trippin' if she
loses this over a big dick
382
00:13:27,758 --> 00:13:29,408
Big dicks don't pay bills.
383
00:13:29,482 --> 00:13:31,102
If they did, I wouldn't be
in debt right now.
384
00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:34,032
- Vince, if the next words
out of your mouth
385
00:13:34,103 --> 00:13:35,793
ain't "Greg, take us home,"
386
00:13:35,862 --> 00:13:38,102
I'm telling him about your
cousin and her horse dick.
387
00:13:38,172 --> 00:13:40,282
- Nah, you wouldn't
blow her spot up like that.
388
00:13:40,344 --> 00:13:43,314
- He said in a jiff.
Man, I'm about to call an Uber.
389
00:13:43,379 --> 00:13:44,899
- Who is this bitch
blowing up your phone,
390
00:13:44,965 --> 00:13:46,995
got you acting grumpy?
391
00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:50,860
It's our man day,
and this nigga got some bitch
392
00:13:50,931 --> 00:13:52,141
blowing up his phone, and shit.
393
00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,406
[laughs]
394
00:13:53,482 --> 00:13:55,032
Oh, shit, my bad.
It's your mom.
395
00:13:55,103 --> 00:13:56,483
You should probably get that.
396
00:13:56,551 --> 00:13:58,451
- Exactly.
- My bad.
397
00:13:58,517 --> 00:14:01,377
- Hey, Deon, didn't she call
twice already since we left?
398
00:14:01,448 --> 00:14:02,928
Is everything good?
399
00:14:03,000 --> 00:14:04,450
- Yeah, man,
she needs a lot of attention.
400
00:14:04,517 --> 00:14:05,927
- Oh.
401
00:14:06,000 --> 00:14:07,210
Hey, you know
what worked for my mom?
402
00:14:07,275 --> 00:14:08,655
I got her into some classes.
403
00:14:08,724 --> 00:14:09,724
Yeah.
404
00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:11,143
In fact, first it was Zumba.
405
00:14:11,206 --> 00:14:13,756
- And then we went
on to the wine club,
406
00:14:13,827 --> 00:14:16,207
which led to her second hobby,
A.A. meetings.
407
00:14:16,275 --> 00:14:17,205
Ugh.
408
00:14:17,275 --> 00:14:18,205
- Damn. I'm sorry.
409
00:14:18,275 --> 00:14:20,825
- Ah, I'm just kidding.
410
00:14:22,586 --> 00:14:24,756
You know what?
No, no, I'm not.
411
00:14:24,827 --> 00:14:26,477
Why do I feel like
I need to lie
412
00:14:26,551 --> 00:14:28,551
if we're already
gonna be family, huh?
413
00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:31,724
Point is, guys, moms are tough.
414
00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:33,173
They really are,
and I have been there.
415
00:14:33,241 --> 00:14:35,001
So, Deon,
I'm here to let you know
416
00:14:35,068 --> 00:14:38,618
if you need my help,
I am here, my brotha.
417
00:14:38,689 --> 00:14:39,969
- Man, I might actually
take you up on that.
418
00:14:40,034 --> 00:14:41,694
- Yeah?
419
00:14:41,758 --> 00:14:42,998
Put it there, man.
420
00:14:44,862 --> 00:14:46,312
Oh.
421
00:14:46,379 --> 00:14:47,379
[laughs]
422
00:14:47,448 --> 00:14:48,618
- My mom's an alcoholic, too.
423
00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:49,619
- No, she's not.
424
00:14:49,689 --> 00:14:50,719
- [scoffs]
425
00:14:51,482 --> 00:14:53,142
- Oh, you know what?
426
00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:54,716
There's something else
that I want to show you two.
427
00:14:54,793 --> 00:14:55,973
You think I could
use your help?
428
00:14:56,034 --> 00:14:58,314
You know,
right quick in a jiff?
429
00:14:58,379 --> 00:14:59,689
- Jif, Skippy, Peter Pan,
whatever you need, bro.
430
00:14:59,758 --> 00:15:01,548
- Thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
431
00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:03,760
But I'd appreciate it if you
take off my fiancée's ring
432
00:15:03,827 --> 00:15:04,757
that I just purchased.
433
00:15:04,827 --> 00:15:06,307
- Oh, shit.
My bad.
434
00:15:06,379 --> 00:15:07,759
- Yeah, it's a little weird.
- It's very nice.
435
00:15:07,827 --> 00:15:10,237
- Mm-hmm.
Ooh, gotta get the gas.
436
00:15:10,310 --> 00:15:12,930
Excuse me.
437
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:14,410
- So you just gonna wear
the ring the whole time?
438
00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:16,452
- Absolutely.
439
00:15:16,517 --> 00:15:18,617
- Can we please
just play up my eyes?
440
00:15:18,689 --> 00:15:20,589
That way, they won't be
so focused on my cleavage
441
00:15:20,655 --> 00:15:22,095
in that outfit.
442
00:15:22,172 --> 00:15:23,552
- Right, I've seen that outfit.
443
00:15:23,620 --> 00:15:24,900
Those hoes won't be able
444
00:15:24,965 --> 00:15:26,655
to call you
boring today, honey.
445
00:15:26,724 --> 00:15:28,244
- Boring?
Who called me boring?
446
00:15:28,310 --> 00:15:29,590
- I mean, I'm just saying.
447
00:15:29,655 --> 00:15:30,825
They didn't cut you
from the show
448
00:15:30,896 --> 00:15:31,896
for being so entertaining.
449
00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,095
- Wow.
450
00:15:34,172 --> 00:15:35,592
Maybe I could be
more like you, V.
451
00:15:35,655 --> 00:15:37,335
You know, just run
through the reunion
452
00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:39,073
like I'm all loose
in the cooch.
453
00:15:39,137 --> 00:15:40,587
- Oh, okay.
Maybe you could.
454
00:15:40,655 --> 00:15:42,065
Maybe you should.
455
00:15:42,137 --> 00:15:43,067
- You know,
never mind about the eyes.
456
00:15:43,137 --> 00:15:44,587
Just, you know, write
457
00:15:44,655 --> 00:15:46,065
"dicks, dicks, dicks"
all on my face.
458
00:15:46,137 --> 00:15:48,897
- Okay, Tracey, calm down.
459
00:15:48,965 --> 00:15:49,895
Seriously.
460
00:15:49,965 --> 00:15:51,445
Why are you so mad at me,
461
00:15:51,517 --> 00:15:53,097
and not the ho
that stole your man, though?
462
00:15:53,172 --> 00:15:54,212
- You know what?
Fine.
463
00:15:54,275 --> 00:15:55,205
I will not try to help.
464
00:15:55,275 --> 00:15:56,685
- Thank you.
465
00:15:56,758 --> 00:15:58,928
- Never mind my little help.
But you know what?
466
00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,210
Just go on TV.
Cry over your little man.
467
00:16:00,275 --> 00:16:01,715
Whoo!
468
00:16:01,793 --> 00:16:04,763
Y'all let these
damn men control you.
469
00:16:04,827 --> 00:16:06,097
Really tired.
470
00:16:06,172 --> 00:16:07,412
- Is she talking
about me right now?
471
00:16:07,482 --> 00:16:08,762
- Yes.
472
00:16:08,827 --> 00:16:10,307
Your whole "look me at, V,
473
00:16:10,379 --> 00:16:13,139
I'm handling two guys
just like you."
474
00:16:13,206 --> 00:16:14,896
No, you're not.
475
00:16:14,965 --> 00:16:17,545
Those men are still controlling
you because if they weren't,
476
00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:19,280
you wouldn't be sneaking around
477
00:16:19,344 --> 00:16:20,864
and putting me
on the spot to lie.
478
00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:22,551
If you were really in control,
479
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:25,620
you would be like,
"Hey, Greg, your dick is trash.
480
00:16:25,689 --> 00:16:27,139
Let's get that together."
481
00:16:27,206 --> 00:16:29,336
- Wow, that's the last time
I share with you.
482
00:16:29,413 --> 00:16:31,793
- I'm just being honest.
I'm keeping it 100.
483
00:16:31,862 --> 00:16:32,902
That's what friends do.
484
00:16:32,965 --> 00:16:34,755
- [laughs]
You funny.
485
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:36,097
- How am I funny?
486
00:16:36,172 --> 00:16:37,692
- Because you never
keep it 100.
487
00:16:37,758 --> 00:16:39,408
I mean, if you was just
keeping it 100,
488
00:16:39,482 --> 00:16:41,662
you would go ahead and tell
Layne you smashing her cousin.
489
00:16:41,724 --> 00:16:44,174
- Wait, what?
490
00:16:44,241 --> 00:16:47,171
Vince?
Like, my cousin?
491
00:16:47,241 --> 00:16:48,791
- Now you see
that's some bullshit.
492
00:16:48,862 --> 00:16:51,862
- It's true bullshit.
Are you denying it?
493
00:16:54,724 --> 00:16:56,004
- So you're sleeping
with Vince?
494
00:16:56,068 --> 00:16:58,518
- Yep.
When I took him shopping,
495
00:16:58,586 --> 00:17:02,166
she was sending him
all types of freaky texts.
496
00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:03,241
- Eww, Veronica.
497
00:17:03,310 --> 00:17:06,170
- Anyway, like I said...
498
00:17:06,241 --> 00:17:09,411
you can take up
these eyes, please.
499
00:17:09,482 --> 00:17:11,552
Thank you.
500
00:17:11,620 --> 00:17:14,930
- And unlike the other ones,
this one has a solar panel.
501
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,210
- Nah, I can't swim
in no solar panel.
502
00:17:17,275 --> 00:17:19,275
You should get
the one with the pool.
503
00:17:19,344 --> 00:17:21,694
- Not that I'm not bored
out of my fucking mind,
504
00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:23,378
but how many more houses
we gonna look at?
505
00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:25,968
- I was thinking three more
real quick in a jiff.
506
00:17:26,034 --> 00:17:28,864
- Nothing real quick
in a jiff about three more.
507
00:17:28,931 --> 00:17:30,831
Look, man, you don't
have to impress us, only Layne.
508
00:17:30,896 --> 00:17:32,546
- Okay, my bad, man.
My bad.
509
00:17:32,620 --> 00:17:34,380
I just to make sure
that everything's right.
510
00:17:34,448 --> 00:17:35,898
You know, Layne's not
giving me any feedback.
511
00:17:35,965 --> 00:17:38,545
She not gonna like
none of these houses.
512
00:17:38,620 --> 00:17:39,900
You know she don't like trees,
513
00:17:39,965 --> 00:17:42,065
and she don't like
two-story houses.
514
00:17:42,137 --> 00:17:44,277
- Yeah, this got both.
515
00:17:45,620 --> 00:17:46,900
- You've never heard
the squirrel story?
516
00:17:48,068 --> 00:17:49,338
- The squirrel story?
What...
517
00:17:49,413 --> 00:17:51,383
- Yeah, man.
518
00:17:51,448 --> 00:17:53,788
When she was little,
she had a second-floor bedroom.
519
00:17:53,862 --> 00:17:55,382
Nice, big tree
outside her bedroom.
520
00:17:55,448 --> 00:17:57,718
Well, nice until that
squirrel scurried the fuck in.
521
00:17:57,793 --> 00:17:58,903
Layne was so scared,
522
00:17:58,965 --> 00:18:00,585
her dad was in the room
for days
523
00:18:00,655 --> 00:18:03,275
with a hammer and a pillowcase,
but he couldn't find it.
524
00:18:03,344 --> 00:18:04,554
- Then she had
a birthday sleepover,
525
00:18:04,620 --> 00:18:06,280
and her best friend
526
00:18:06,344 --> 00:18:07,834
tried to reach for one
of Layne's stuffed animals.
527
00:18:07,896 --> 00:18:09,406
- It was the damn squirrel.
- Wait, what?
528
00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:11,862
- Squirrel bit the shit
out of that little girl.
529
00:18:11,931 --> 00:18:14,281
Stole a cupcake, jumped
out the window, party over.
530
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:15,594
- They all had
to get rabies shots.
531
00:18:15,655 --> 00:18:17,335
The whole school
made fun of Layne.
532
00:18:17,413 --> 00:18:19,483
Called her squirrel girl.
- Squirrel girl.
533
00:18:19,551 --> 00:18:20,721
- Squirrel girl?
534
00:18:20,793 --> 00:18:23,213
both: Squirrel girl.
535
00:18:26,206 --> 00:18:27,926
- So no...no trees, huh?
536
00:18:30,034 --> 00:18:31,074
- Yeah.
537
00:18:31,137 --> 00:18:32,787
- Well, off with that look.
538
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:36,312
I guess the only ones
that are left are...
539
00:18:36,379 --> 00:18:38,139
None.
540
00:18:38,206 --> 00:18:39,306
You know what, guys?
How about this?
541
00:18:39,379 --> 00:18:40,309
Why don't we take a break?
542
00:18:40,379 --> 00:18:41,789
Let's go have a drink, yeah?
543
00:18:41,862 --> 00:18:42,972
- Oh, yeah, I'm with that.
- Thank you.
544
00:18:43,034 --> 00:18:44,484
- Okay, great.
- Thank you.
545
00:18:44,551 --> 00:18:46,031
- I get to drive it yet?
- You cannot drive.
546
00:18:46,103 --> 00:18:47,663
Sorry.
547
00:18:47,724 --> 00:18:49,244
- What up, y'all?
It's your boy Vince,
548
00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:51,100
coming to you from man day.
549
00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:54,242
We got $17 beers,
truffle fries, and best of all,
550
00:18:54,310 --> 00:18:55,970
no women telling us
we ain't shit.
551
00:18:56,034 --> 00:18:57,904
Men, recognize your worth.
552
00:18:57,965 --> 00:18:59,825
Hey, yo, Deon,
what you ordering?
553
00:19:01,241 --> 00:19:02,691
- You acting like
a real thot right now.
554
00:19:02,758 --> 00:19:04,828
- It's the thot that counts.
555
00:19:04,896 --> 00:19:06,306
- [clears throat]
556
00:19:06,379 --> 00:19:07,339
Time to refill.
557
00:19:07,413 --> 00:19:08,663
Am I right?
558
00:19:08,724 --> 00:19:11,344
Or pour up as I say.
559
00:19:11,413 --> 00:19:12,973
Here we are.
Ooh.
560
00:19:14,275 --> 00:19:15,475
[laughs]
561
00:19:15,551 --> 00:19:17,591
How about a cheers, huh?
562
00:19:19,482 --> 00:19:21,692
- To baby beers?
- No.
563
00:19:21,758 --> 00:19:23,408
How about cheers
to drinking beer
564
00:19:23,482 --> 00:19:25,792
instead of visiting homes
Layne would hate?
565
00:19:25,862 --> 00:19:26,902
Cheers.
566
00:19:28,862 --> 00:19:30,212
[laughs]
567
00:19:31,689 --> 00:19:33,379
Ooh. Man.
568
00:19:35,034 --> 00:19:36,904
Guys, I gotta tell you
this whole...
569
00:19:36,965 --> 00:19:39,475
preparing to get married thing,
it is a lot of pressure.
570
00:19:39,551 --> 00:19:41,281
- You're doing fine.
571
00:19:41,344 --> 00:19:42,974
- Real talk, you're the first
dude Layne's ever said
572
00:19:43,034 --> 00:19:44,524
soulmate shit about.
573
00:19:44,586 --> 00:19:47,206
Layne's crazy as hell,
but you get her.
574
00:19:47,275 --> 00:19:49,995
If she didn't like you,
she'd drop you real quick.
575
00:19:50,068 --> 00:19:51,658
- Yo, remember that
debate club guy?
576
00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:53,524
The one she told
that her uncle died?
577
00:19:53,586 --> 00:19:55,206
[laughter]
578
00:19:55,275 --> 00:19:57,135
she kept lying to that dude.
579
00:19:57,206 --> 00:20:00,546
[laughter]
580
00:20:00,620 --> 00:20:02,210
- She had an uncle,
581
00:20:02,275 --> 00:20:03,855
but he died like ten years
before she told dude.
582
00:20:03,931 --> 00:20:06,341
[both laughing]
583
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,833
- But I'm her dude.
- Look.
584
00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:10,656
You're good, Greg.
Y'all gonna be fine.
585
00:20:10,724 --> 00:20:13,344
- All right.
586
00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,833
You know, I really do
appreciate you all, you know,
587
00:20:15,896 --> 00:20:18,306
riding around with me today.
Seriously.
588
00:20:18,379 --> 00:20:19,309
I look at you guys
like my brothers.
589
00:20:19,379 --> 00:20:20,659
- Same.
590
00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:21,624
- You're pretty much
family now.
591
00:20:21,689 --> 00:20:23,999
- Thanks, man.
592
00:20:24,068 --> 00:20:26,548
And you know,
as my brothers...
593
00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,240
well, I want your word.
594
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:30,070
I mean,
if you guys know anything,
595
00:20:30,137 --> 00:20:31,517
anything at all,
596
00:20:31,586 --> 00:20:34,096
promise me that
you'll let me know.
597
00:20:35,655 --> 00:20:37,655
- We got you.
- Thanks, Vince.
598
00:20:42,586 --> 00:20:44,376
- Yeah, I mean, yeah, Greg.
599
00:20:44,448 --> 00:20:47,928
I mean, the only thing
you probably should know...
600
00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:49,620
- All right.
601
00:20:49,689 --> 00:20:51,209
Just don't move Layne
to this boring-ass city
602
00:20:51,275 --> 00:20:52,855
you got us house-hunting in.
603
00:20:52,931 --> 00:20:54,621
- What, Alpharetta?
604
00:20:54,689 --> 00:20:55,929
My whole family lives here.
605
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,410
- Yeah, but we don't.
606
00:20:57,482 --> 00:20:58,552
And...
607
00:20:58,620 --> 00:20:59,860
we're Layne's family,
608
00:20:59,931 --> 00:21:01,521
so she's happier
when we're together.
609
00:21:08,793 --> 00:21:11,453
- Bitch, don't touch
my fries.
610
00:21:16,517 --> 00:21:18,277
- ♪ I thought we ♪
611
00:21:18,344 --> 00:21:20,414
♪ I thought we were
better than that ♪
612
00:21:20,482 --> 00:21:23,072
- Let it out, Deon.
Let it out.
613
00:21:23,137 --> 00:21:24,787
The hands are the most
used body part.
614
00:21:24,862 --> 00:21:26,452
And men--
boom, boom, boom, boom--
615
00:21:26,517 --> 00:21:28,307
We do not take
enough care.
616
00:21:28,379 --> 00:21:29,659
Push his cuticles back
so he looks
617
00:21:29,724 --> 00:21:31,724
like he handles money
for a living.
618
00:21:31,793 --> 00:21:34,693
Audible sigh.
[sighs]
619
00:21:34,758 --> 00:21:36,898
Mm, mm, mm.
620
00:21:36,965 --> 00:21:41,025
♪ ♪
621
00:21:41,103 --> 00:21:45,343
Hey, Deon, why do you think
Layne never told me
622
00:21:45,413 --> 00:21:47,383
about her squirrel story?
623
00:21:47,448 --> 00:21:50,068
- No idea.
624
00:21:50,137 --> 00:21:52,377
- But she told you.
625
00:21:52,448 --> 00:21:54,338
- I don't know, man.
626
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:56,933
I mean, it's just
a stupid story.
627
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,070
- Yeah, but...
628
00:21:59,137 --> 00:22:01,687
She didn't tell me about
the debate club guy either.
629
00:22:01,758 --> 00:22:03,338
You know,
I can't help but ask,
630
00:22:03,413 --> 00:22:05,623
if there's something
I need to know, what is it?
631
00:22:05,689 --> 00:22:08,619
I mean--I mean, is there
something I need to know?
632
00:22:08,689 --> 00:22:10,929
- Man, stop trippin'.
I only know all this stuff
633
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:13,660
because I've known Layne,
what, 20 years?
634
00:22:13,724 --> 00:22:15,174
I'm pretty sure there's stuff
that you know
635
00:22:15,241 --> 00:22:17,381
that I don't know.
636
00:22:17,448 --> 00:22:18,618
- Yeah, you're right.
637
00:22:18,689 --> 00:22:20,139
You're right, I'm worrying.
I'm worrying.
638
00:22:20,206 --> 00:22:22,826
I said I wasn't gonna worry,
and I'm worrying.
639
00:22:22,896 --> 00:22:24,716
I'm also marrying Layne.
640
00:22:24,793 --> 00:22:27,723
She's the last woman I'm going
to ever take on a date.
641
00:22:27,793 --> 00:22:29,863
Last woman I'm going
to have sex with.
642
00:22:29,931 --> 00:22:32,171
And, you know,
one minute, it's smooth,
643
00:22:32,241 --> 00:22:34,311
and then the next minute, she's
confusing the hell out of me.
644
00:22:34,379 --> 00:22:36,339
- [laughs]
That's just Layne.
645
00:22:36,413 --> 00:22:38,693
She confuses all of us.
646
00:22:38,758 --> 00:22:40,968
Man, this ring, this car--
647
00:22:41,034 --> 00:22:43,554
- Hell, if she don't
marry you, I will.
648
00:22:43,620 --> 00:22:47,140
You really know how to make
people feel special, Greg.
649
00:22:47,206 --> 00:22:50,136
Salud.
650
00:22:50,206 --> 00:22:52,686
- Salud.
Yeah.
651
00:22:54,000 --> 00:22:56,170
Thanks.
652
00:22:56,241 --> 00:22:59,241
- Oh, wow.
653
00:22:59,310 --> 00:23:02,900
[upbeat music]
654
00:23:02,965 --> 00:23:05,305
- Hi, good evening.
Hi. Hello.
655
00:23:06,965 --> 00:23:10,135
- Uh, you know what, guys?
Hold on one second.
656
00:23:10,206 --> 00:23:12,586
There's an art form
to running in these.
657
00:23:12,655 --> 00:23:15,475
Wouldn't want you guys
to get hurt--excuse me.
658
00:23:20,655 --> 00:23:22,715
- He did that effortlessly.
659
00:23:22,793 --> 00:23:25,413
- Hey, that nigga
is mad controlling.
660
00:23:25,482 --> 00:23:26,662
- Because he went
to go grab the car?
661
00:23:26,724 --> 00:23:28,694
- No, he ordered our drinks,
662
00:23:28,758 --> 00:23:30,518
he told the lady
to cut my cuticles,
663
00:23:30,586 --> 00:23:33,896
and, uh, he kidnapped us
for the whole damn day.
664
00:23:33,965 --> 00:23:35,375
- When you put it
like that.
665
00:23:35,448 --> 00:23:37,718
[horn honks]
- Hey, Vince, you wanna drive?
666
00:23:37,793 --> 00:23:40,073
- Yes!
I thought you'd never ask.
667
00:23:40,137 --> 00:23:42,407
Okay, here I come.
668
00:23:43,655 --> 00:23:45,095
- Take it easy.
- Okay.
669
00:23:45,172 --> 00:23:46,552
- How do you--
What's the move?
670
00:23:46,620 --> 00:23:48,340
- Hips, hips, hips.
671
00:23:48,413 --> 00:23:49,723
Yeah, it's all
about the lower core.
672
00:23:49,793 --> 00:23:51,383
You got it.
- Oh.
673
00:23:51,448 --> 00:23:53,168
- Hey, Deon, I am not
gonna leave without you.
674
00:23:53,241 --> 00:23:55,411
- Let's see, let's see.
- Come on, Deon.
675
00:23:55,482 --> 00:23:57,522
- Oh, you are a pro.
[laughs]
676
00:23:57,586 --> 00:24:00,336
This is the best day
of my life.
677
00:24:00,413 --> 00:24:02,723
[hip-hop music]
678
00:24:02,793 --> 00:24:08,523
♪ ♪
679
00:24:08,586 --> 00:24:10,896
- Hey!
[laughs]
680
00:24:10,965 --> 00:24:12,715
Hey!
681
00:24:12,793 --> 00:24:14,623
Um, which one
is mine?
682
00:24:14,689 --> 00:24:18,409
- Those three right there.
683
00:24:18,482 --> 00:24:20,312
- It's fine.
684
00:24:20,379 --> 00:24:22,339
- Don't touch me,
white boy.
685
00:24:22,413 --> 00:24:26,523
- Well, enjoy.
686
00:24:26,586 --> 00:24:29,066
- Um, that's what
you call instant karma.
687
00:24:29,137 --> 00:24:30,237
Never tell
your friends' business.
688
00:24:30,310 --> 00:24:31,860
- Oh, shut up!
689
00:24:31,931 --> 00:24:33,241
- Okay, let's just
get this over with.
690
00:24:33,310 --> 00:24:34,660
- This is so embarrassing.
691
00:24:34,724 --> 00:24:36,794
- Oh, it's amazing
what embarrasses you.
692
00:24:36,862 --> 00:24:38,522
- Seriously,
that is exactly why
693
00:24:38,586 --> 00:24:39,966
I didn't tell you
about Vince.
694
00:24:40,034 --> 00:24:41,974
Layne it's not that deep, okay?
695
00:24:42,034 --> 00:24:43,594
You act like I was getting
married to him or something
696
00:24:43,655 --> 00:24:44,895
and didn't tell you about it.
697
00:24:44,965 --> 00:24:46,965
- Can we not be loud please?
698
00:24:47,034 --> 00:24:48,904
- I am at a fucking
reality show reunion.
699
00:24:48,965 --> 00:24:50,715
I will be loud
if I want to be loud!
700
00:24:50,793 --> 00:24:53,033
- Quit it, okay.
Cut it out, both of y'all.
701
00:24:53,103 --> 00:24:56,033
And me. Okay, let's just
remember why we're here.
702
00:24:56,103 --> 00:24:57,933
Tracey, what are you gonna
say to Keisha?
703
00:24:58,000 --> 00:24:59,590
- Nothing to get
them ratings.
704
00:24:59,655 --> 00:25:03,335
[chatter and applause]
705
00:25:03,413 --> 00:25:05,283
- I'm just gonna be calm.
706
00:25:05,344 --> 00:25:07,664
- Hey, you guys. Hey.
- And clear.
707
00:25:07,724 --> 00:25:10,144
- Hey.
708
00:25:10,206 --> 00:25:11,656
[upbeat hip-hop music]
709
00:25:11,724 --> 00:25:14,664
[crowd ohhs]
710
00:25:14,724 --> 00:25:17,594
- Oh, shit!
Oh, shit!
711
00:25:17,655 --> 00:25:20,925
[crowd ohhs]
712
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:23,410
[overlapping chatter]
713
00:25:23,482 --> 00:25:25,312
Shit. Shit, shit,
shit, shit, shit!
714
00:25:25,379 --> 00:25:27,209
- ♪ You see me now ♪
715
00:25:27,275 --> 00:25:28,855
- All right, bitch,
I'm coming!
716
00:25:28,931 --> 00:25:31,411
- ♪ You see me now,
Yeah, you're lookin', yeah ♪
717
00:25:31,482 --> 00:25:32,832
♪ Yeah, you're lookin'
through your eyes ♪
718
00:25:32,896 --> 00:25:35,516
[crowd ohhs]
719
00:25:35,586 --> 00:25:37,236
- Now talk shit, bitch!
Now talk--
720
00:25:37,310 --> 00:25:39,900
[crowd ohhs]
721
00:25:39,965 --> 00:25:41,965
- Bitch, I will kill you!
722
00:25:42,034 --> 00:25:44,174
I will kill you!
723
00:25:44,241 --> 00:25:47,341
[crowd chanting]
724
00:25:47,413 --> 00:25:49,523
- I will fuck you up, bitch!
725
00:25:49,586 --> 00:25:52,516
[crowd chanting]
726
00:25:52,586 --> 00:25:54,276
I'm not afraid, motherfucker!
727
00:25:54,344 --> 00:25:57,034
- Ooh.
728
00:25:57,103 --> 00:25:58,863
- Yo, forget jewelry.
729
00:25:58,931 --> 00:26:01,831
This high gloss catching
that sunshine like pow!
730
00:26:01,896 --> 00:26:03,996
Bus stop bitches
gettin' whiplash.
731
00:26:04,068 --> 00:26:05,718
- [laughs]
Not sure that works
732
00:26:05,793 --> 00:26:08,173
if you're not
in the Bentley.
733
00:26:08,241 --> 00:26:11,791
- [laughing]
Oh, man, did you see Tracey?
734
00:26:11,862 --> 00:26:13,172
- Girl.
- She kicked that girl
735
00:26:13,241 --> 00:26:15,001
across the stage.
736
00:26:15,068 --> 00:26:16,518
How did you even learn
how to do that?
737
00:26:16,586 --> 00:26:17,926
- Three more shots
over here, please.
738
00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:20,210
- You remember that creepy dorm
guy, the janitor?
739
00:26:20,275 --> 00:26:22,515
Guess who ass
he didn't try to grab.
740
00:26:22,586 --> 00:26:23,996
- Oh, my goodness.
741
00:26:24,068 --> 00:26:25,408
- Hey, sweetie.
- Hey, mwah!
742
00:26:25,482 --> 00:26:28,242
- Y'all, we knocked
some bitches out.
743
00:26:28,310 --> 00:26:31,210
[laughter]
744
00:26:31,275 --> 00:26:33,135
- The bitch Keisha
went down.
745
00:26:33,206 --> 00:26:35,786
- Eww. Oh, my good--
Eww.
746
00:26:35,862 --> 00:26:37,382
- Sweetheart,
who are you?
747
00:26:37,448 --> 00:26:39,758
- Wait till you watch Layne
whoopin' ass on TV.
748
00:26:39,827 --> 00:26:42,757
- You fought on TV?
Why?
749
00:26:42,827 --> 00:26:45,027
- Because, we had to have
our girl's back.
750
00:26:45,103 --> 00:26:47,033
And it felt really good.
- It did.
751
00:26:47,103 --> 00:26:49,933
- Wait, what did y'all do?
- Our nails.
752
00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:52,690
- To self-care.
753
00:26:52,758 --> 00:26:54,718
[laughter]
754
00:26:54,793 --> 00:26:57,003
- To three baddies
who busted some ass
755
00:26:57,068 --> 00:26:58,898
without breaking a nail.
756
00:26:58,965 --> 00:27:00,165
- To the Ride or Die Five.
757
00:27:00,241 --> 00:27:02,481
all: Ohh!
758
00:27:02,551 --> 00:27:04,551
- Plus one.
I'm here too.
759
00:27:04,620 --> 00:27:06,620
- We see you, baby.
760
00:27:06,689 --> 00:27:07,859
- I'm gonna keep my glass up
761
00:27:07,931 --> 00:27:09,901
till somebody
compliments my cuticles.
762
00:27:09,965 --> 00:27:11,305
[laughter]
763
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:13,139
I'm serious.
764
00:27:13,206 --> 00:27:16,656
I'm proud.
765
00:27:16,724 --> 00:27:18,344
- So, Vince?
- Mm-hmm?
766
00:27:18,413 --> 00:27:20,973
How long have you
been fucking Veronica?
767
00:27:21,034 --> 00:27:23,244
- What?
768
00:27:27,793 --> 00:27:29,723
- Layne, I couldn't
be happier.
769
00:27:29,793 --> 00:27:31,973
I always wanted
a daughter.
770
00:27:32,034 --> 00:27:34,104
- I'm not posting, tagging,
liking, or retweeting
771
00:27:34,172 --> 00:27:35,522
none of the memes of you
on social media right now.
772
00:27:35,586 --> 00:27:37,306
- Wait, what?
773
00:27:37,379 --> 00:27:38,719
- How come you never
told me about you two?
774
00:27:38,793 --> 00:27:39,763
- I just don't want
to put her business
775
00:27:39,827 --> 00:27:41,277
out there like that,
you know?
776
00:27:41,344 --> 00:27:43,974
- So the women get to cook,
serve, and clean.
777
00:27:44,034 --> 00:27:46,724
What kind of "Leave it
to Beaver," Stone Age,
778
00:27:46,793 --> 00:27:48,793
barefoot and pregnant
mess is this?
779
00:27:48,862 --> 00:27:50,412
- I'm a friend,
and friends speak up.
780
00:27:50,482 --> 00:27:52,242
We don't just sit here
and watch this go on.
781
00:27:52,310 --> 00:27:53,620
- Maybe at the end of the day,
you just want somebody
782
00:27:53,689 --> 00:27:54,719
to grow old with.
783
00:28:03,413 --> 00:28:05,553
- ♪ Ice out ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
784
00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:07,480
- ♪ They gotta get down ♪
- ♪ Ice out ♪
785
00:28:07,551 --> 00:28:08,861
♪ Yeah, I'm smooth ♪
786
00:28:08,931 --> 00:28:10,341
- ♪ Get down ♪
- ♪ So smooth ♪
787
00:28:10,413 --> 00:28:12,833
- ♪ Like that ♪
- ♪ Ice, yeah ♪
788
00:28:12,896 --> 00:28:14,166
♪ Got it on lock now ♪
789
00:28:14,241 --> 00:28:16,341
- ♪ Like that ♪
- ♪ Yeah, lock ♪
790
00:28:16,413 --> 00:28:17,663
♪ Got it on lock ♪
791
00:28:17,724 --> 00:28:19,344
♪ You see me now ♪
792
00:28:19,413 --> 00:28:20,973
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
793
00:28:21,034 --> 00:28:22,484
♪ You see me now ♪
794
00:28:22,551 --> 00:28:24,031
♪ Yeah, you're looking, yeah ♪
795
00:28:24,103 --> 00:28:25,143
♪ Yeah, you're looking
through your eyes ♪
796
00:28:25,206 --> 00:28:26,656
♪ You see me now ♪
797
00:28:26,724 --> 00:28:28,344
♪ You see me now,
You don't gotta hide ♪
798
00:28:28,413 --> 00:28:29,723
♪ You see me now ♪
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