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- Previously on "Bigger"...
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- Greg's a good guy,
he's a doctor,
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and he's always
trying to make me happy.
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Just--sorry, excuse me
while I fake it.
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- You should cover my spot
at V Live.
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Making like 15 grand
a weekend.
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- Damn.
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- I was hoping
I could get the next dance.
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- Uh, no.
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- But, he is fine...
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so at least just dance.
- Oh, wow.
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[sizzling]
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- We've been doing this
for too long.
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Bring yo' ass.
- Yes, ma'am.
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- Quite honestly,
I really don't see the point
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in us being together
if you're not sure about me.
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[slurping]
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[crunches]
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[slurping]
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[crunches]
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[slurping]
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[crunching]
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[whispered]
You like that, don't you?
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Especially you, Andrew.
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You naughty little boy.
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[slurps]
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Oh, y'all wanna see me
eat the chips.
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All right.
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[bag crunching]
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[crunching]
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Fuck, fuck!
It's hot!
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It's hot!
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[groans]
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[screams]
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I'm okay!
[wheezes]
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It's hot!
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Fuck, fuck!
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[chokes]
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[hip-hop music]
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♪ ♪
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[birds tweeting]
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- It's so big!
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- Almost obscene.
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- I know!
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It could choke a horse.
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- Or a woman with, like,
a really sensitive gag reflex.
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- What about this one?
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- It is amazing.
- Yeah?
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- Yeah.
Yeah, but so is that one,
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and that one
in there, you know?
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You're gonna have to buy me
all of these rings, my boy.
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- Oh, I got you!
- [laughs]
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- Try it on.
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- [gasps]
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Beautiful.
- I know!
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- That actually
looks really good on me.
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- I know.
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- Okay, don't judge me.
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I know I'm changing gears
kind of fast,
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but there are only two things
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than can always
get a girl's attention.
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Dick and diamonds.
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[phone chimes]
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- Give me your phone,
sweetheart.
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Come on. Hey, could you
watch this please?
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- Yeah.
- Hmm.
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- Oh.
- Yes.
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- I think it looks perfect.
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- That's actually really
beautiful.
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- Yeah.
- Wow.
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- This is just the beginning.
[phone chimes]
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Oh, man, so many things
I see for us, like,
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where we're gonna be,
who we're gonna be with, like,
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like, are you
[mutters indistinctly]
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- [clears throat]
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Don't forget your phone here,
sweetie.
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- Okay, yeah.
You know what?
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It is later than I realized,
so I've gotta be off.
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- But there's so many more!
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- I know, I just gotta go
back to the store.
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I have interviews
and a delivery guy coming.
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You know, I'm a busy girl!
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- Indeed you are.
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- Okay, just give me a text
or something later, call me,
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we'll figure it out, okay?
Yeah.
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Okay, I love you.
- Oh, okay.
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I love you, too.
- I love you more!
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- I--
- Fight me!
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- Congratulations.
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Welcome to your new home.
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- Thank you so much
for all your help, Veronica.
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You made this process
an amazing experience.
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- You really did.
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I mean, I didn't think about
a Xanax once.
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[laughter]
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- Let's go tell the kids?
- Okay.
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- Congratulations, thank you!
- Thank you!
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- We're amazing!
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I've been trying to sell this
house for almost a year now,
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then you step in and can do it
in less than a month?
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- Let's fuck.
Yeah.
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- What, right here?
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- We deserve it.
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Are we gonna do this?
Or am I?
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- Okay.
- Don't be shy, come on.
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- ♪ I know your nigga
might be in a draught ♪
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♪ So that be you
running your mouth ♪
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- Yeah, this gonna work.
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- ♪ You bitches be
running your mouth ♪
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♪ You bitches be running,
running your mouth ♪
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♪ Running your mouth ♪
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- As our economy
begins to shift
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to a more unbalanced paradigm,
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we need to fortify our clients'
investments now more than ever.
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If we offer estate planning
and wealth management services
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to our clients at a higher
threshold of revenue,
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we can increase
our profit margin by 150%.
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together:
Mm-hmm.
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- So Bob, that means
that upgrade on that boat
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you've been talking about?
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You'll probably be able
to live in it.
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[laughter]
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- Come on, bro, no way Lil'
Pump is better than Famous Dex.
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- You're crazy, bro.
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Young Nudy,
Playboicarti and Chiefkeef
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have got the trap game on lock.
- No!
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- He's right about that.
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Nobody can touch Young Nudy
right now.
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- See?
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- What about Travis Scott?
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- What about him?
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- Bro, he's so much better
than any of those guys.
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- Look, he's good, no doubt.
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But he's on
a whole different level.
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You can't compare the two.
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- Right about that.
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- Naw.
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Get the fuck outta here, bro.
- [laughs]
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No, you get the fuck outta here
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until you know what
you're talking about, bro.
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[laughter]
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- Hey dude, if you're down,
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you should do karaoke
with us tonight.
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It's all trap.
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- Sure.
I'll roll.
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- [mumbling]
Loan me a couple of dollars.
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Help a man out.
I'm homeless--come on.
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- Why is it so hard
to acknowledge the homeless?
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I mean, they're people too.
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I'm just gonna look him the eye
and smile.
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- [belches]
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- Did a fly
just come out his mouth?
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Ugh.
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Oh, please tell me more
about your retail experience.
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- [speaking in Spanish]
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- ♪ Every morning,
every evening ♪
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♪ Ain't we got fun ♪
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♪ Ain't got money,
oh, but honey, ♪
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♪ Yeah, we got fun ♪
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- Honestly.
The only problem I see...
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is you're part colonizer.
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I don't know how that
works for you, but...
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I try to support
the little bit.
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- [speaking in Spanish]
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- ♪ Ain't we got fun ♪
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- Is there anything up my nose?
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- Well, you know,
it could be a little more
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Afrocentric, you know.
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- [purring]
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- His name is Choupette.
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Named after
Karl Lagerfeld's--
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- Cat.
Yes, I know.
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You must be a fan.
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- I was until he died.
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Not a fan of dead people.
- [meows]
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[shop bell rings]
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- Excuse me, is there any way
I can use your toilet?
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- Maybe if I don't answer,
he'll leave.
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Or he'll just pee on my floor.
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Bathroom is that way.
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- Oh, thank you,
thank you, thank you.
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Thank you.
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[phone chimes]
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- It's okay, it's okay.
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[smooth music]
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♪ ♪
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- [clears throat]
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- I am so sorry.
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Um, continue, please.
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- Um, my first job
was at Marché aux Puces--
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[phone chimes]
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[grunts]
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[clears throat]
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- Oh! Ahh.
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Okay, I am so sorry.
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- Oh, that's okay, honey.
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Two dicks are a lot to handle.
Trust me, I know.
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- What?
- I said,
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Choupette and I
are a package deal.
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- Okay, that's not
gonna work for me.
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- What the f--
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♪ ♪
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You gotta be kidding me.
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Ain't that 'bout a bitch.
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Wow.
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[bag crinkles]
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[giggles]
- Why are you doing this?
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- Trying something new.
ASMR videos.
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Influencing people
through food,
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you know, get my likes up.
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- You're influencing me
to stop eating, okay?
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[chips crunching]
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[laughter]
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- I ain't showing y'all
so y'all can laugh at me.
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- Doing that bullshit,
of course you did.
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[laughter]
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- Who are you texting?
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- Oh, Greg. We've been
playing phone tag all day.
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- Damn, do y'all have to check
in with each other, like,
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every minute of the day?
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- Well, we are supposed to
go ring shopping,
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so we're just trying
to figure out the best time.
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- Oh, speaking of dick--
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- Who said anything about dick?
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- My oldest sister
must be sucking
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some real important ones,
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because a year ago she was
picking up my lunch.
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Now, all of a sudden,
she is the biggest
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commercial real estate agent
in Atlanta.
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- Why does she gotta
be sucking dick now
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'cause she's successful?
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- Yeah, you are a very
successful real estate agent
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and you didn't get there
by sucking dick.
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Well, you didn't have to.
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- Yeah, well, the whole
sucking dick narrative
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sounds better than,
"I'm just jealous."
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[phone chimes]
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Wait a minute, are those balls?
- Yo, I got balls,
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I don't wanna hear about
anybody else's.
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- Mm-mm, let me see.
- No!
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- Are you still fuckin' with
dudes like that?
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- Like what?
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- Okay, like, maybe
a little teeny-tiny bit.
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- Who is dude?
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- No, there's no such thing
as a little bit.
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Either you are or you aren't.
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- Yeah, lady, either fuck
or get off the pot.
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- Who the fuck is dude?
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- Wait, whose side are you on?
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- Yours, but,
I just think it's wrong.
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You know, you're sitting
here talking about
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going engagement ring shopping
with one guy
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and fucking another guy
in the same conversation.
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Just saying, coming from
someone who's been cheated on,
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00:10:42,620 --> 00:10:44,170
for real.
- Okay, Tracey.
259
00:10:44,241 --> 00:10:45,901
You know I'm sorry that
that happened to you,
260
00:10:45,965 --> 00:10:47,375
but you can't really
compare the two things.
261
00:10:47,448 --> 00:10:48,688
- Why not?
262
00:10:48,758 --> 00:10:50,238
- 'Cause you can't.
263
00:10:50,310 --> 00:10:51,790
You can't compare them.
They're different.
264
00:10:51,862 --> 00:10:53,412
- Who is this motherfucker?
- Reggie, huge dick.
265
00:10:53,482 --> 00:10:55,622
- I didn't need to know that.
- I'm just following your cues.
266
00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:57,659
You're the one that says a good
man is hard to find,
267
00:10:57,724 --> 00:10:59,214
so sometimes you gotta
juggle a few
268
00:10:59,275 --> 00:11:00,825
so you can
get the right one.
269
00:11:00,896 --> 00:11:02,306
You're not the only person
270
00:11:02,379 --> 00:11:03,519
that can handle
that sausage party, V.
271
00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:04,966
- Okay, but I'm telling you,
272
00:11:05,034 --> 00:11:06,794
this shit ain't as easy
as it looks.
273
00:11:06,862 --> 00:11:09,342
Okay, right now, I'm juggling
three of 'em, okay?
274
00:11:09,413 --> 00:11:14,833
Number one, my knock-your-head
back align your spine guy.
275
00:11:14,896 --> 00:11:17,826
Number two,
my fine wine and dine guy,
276
00:11:17,896 --> 00:11:19,206
you know, then fuckin' go.
- Yeah.
277
00:11:19,275 --> 00:11:20,615
- Then I got my number three,
you know,
278
00:11:20,689 --> 00:11:22,279
my little late night dude
who comes by
279
00:11:22,344 --> 00:11:23,834
when number one and
number two aren't available.
280
00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:25,206
- Wow.
281
00:11:25,275 --> 00:11:27,475
- I mean, that's a lot,
even for me.
282
00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:30,381
[phone buzzes]
283
00:11:30,448 --> 00:11:32,968
- She gon' need to break bread,
I need number one's number.
284
00:11:33,034 --> 00:11:34,904
[phone buzzes]
285
00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:36,825
- You know,
it's also very important
286
00:11:36,896 --> 00:11:38,896
to leave these dudes' text
messages on "read,"
287
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,855
no matter what number
they think they are.
288
00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:43,621
- I need to do that more.
- Yo, yo!
289
00:11:43,689 --> 00:11:44,969
What up, my niggas?
290
00:11:45,034 --> 00:11:47,144
- Why you walkin'
like Sam Jackson?
291
00:11:47,206 --> 00:11:48,786
- What?
That's how I always walk.
292
00:11:48,862 --> 00:11:51,002
- Nah, it's extra black today.
- Yeah.
293
00:11:51,068 --> 00:11:52,658
- Did you have to be
extra white at work?
294
00:11:52,724 --> 00:11:54,214
- Yeah, sis.
You know, I just need a moment
295
00:11:54,275 --> 00:11:55,685
to reset back to black.
296
00:11:55,758 --> 00:11:57,238
- No, you need
to tone that shit down,
297
00:11:57,310 --> 00:12:00,140
'cause we been black all day.
- Fair.
298
00:12:00,206 --> 00:12:01,616
- Yeah, I got followed
around the drug store
299
00:12:01,689 --> 00:12:02,899
and I was just looking
for edge control.
300
00:12:02,965 --> 00:12:04,855
[phone buzzes]
301
00:12:04,931 --> 00:12:06,381
- Oh, no!
302
00:12:06,448 --> 00:12:08,448
Oh, don't take that, come on,
you just sat down, eat!
303
00:12:08,517 --> 00:12:10,027
- Naw, I gotta get this.
304
00:12:10,103 --> 00:12:11,383
Hey, you!
305
00:12:11,448 --> 00:12:13,138
- Why can't you talk here,
Deon?
306
00:12:13,206 --> 00:12:15,686
Huh, what you got to hide?
- Yup, he hidin' something!
307
00:12:15,758 --> 00:12:16,968
- Do you think it's a girl?
308
00:12:17,034 --> 00:12:18,344
- Of course, it's a girl.
- Yeah.
309
00:12:18,413 --> 00:12:20,003
- Whoever it is,
I bet he's number one.
310
00:12:21,586 --> 00:12:23,136
- Thank you so much
for coming in,
311
00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:25,026
I'm gonna see
a few more people
312
00:12:25,103 --> 00:12:26,973
and then I'll let you know
where we land.
313
00:12:27,034 --> 00:12:28,554
Thank you.
314
00:12:28,620 --> 00:12:29,930
Bye!
315
00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:32,380
- Bye, thank you
for shopping with us.
316
00:12:33,793 --> 00:12:35,693
- [giggles]
317
00:12:35,758 --> 00:12:37,618
What are you doing here?
318
00:12:37,689 --> 00:12:40,659
- You wouldn't return my text,
so I decided to come see you.
319
00:12:42,103 --> 00:12:43,863
- I'm--oh, wait, wait,
no, wait, we can't do that.
320
00:12:43,931 --> 00:12:46,381
We can't do this here.
Let's go to the back.
321
00:12:46,448 --> 00:12:47,688
- Oh, you want
to go to the back?
322
00:12:47,758 --> 00:12:49,168
- Yeah.
- Okay.
323
00:12:49,241 --> 00:12:50,521
- I'm coming. You about
to be coming too, come on.
324
00:12:50,586 --> 00:12:51,476
- We off.
- Come on.
325
00:12:51,551 --> 00:12:53,481
[both moaning]
326
00:12:53,551 --> 00:12:55,241
Okay.
327
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,930
Okay, wait, no, no, no.
Okay, okay.
328
00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:58,410
Okay, for real, for real.
Okay, okay.
329
00:12:58,482 --> 00:12:59,722
- Okay?
- Yeah.
330
00:12:59,793 --> 00:13:01,453
I gotta tell you something.
- Okay.
331
00:13:01,517 --> 00:13:02,997
- It's really important.
Okay.
332
00:13:03,068 --> 00:13:05,718
So for the last year,
I have been seeing someone.
333
00:13:05,793 --> 00:13:08,343
He is a doctor.
He's a gynecologist.
334
00:13:08,413 --> 00:13:10,073
Yeah, I don't know why
I'm saying that.
335
00:13:10,137 --> 00:13:11,717
That is not important.
What is important is that
336
00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:14,663
we are getting married, and
he is buying me a ring today.
337
00:13:14,724 --> 00:13:17,034
- Okay.
[chuckles]
338
00:13:17,103 --> 00:13:18,833
- No, wait, wait, wait.
339
00:13:18,896 --> 00:13:21,066
Did you not just
hear anything I said?
340
00:13:21,137 --> 00:13:24,237
- Yeah, I heard you.
I'm the side nigga.
341
00:13:24,310 --> 00:13:26,860
Got it.
- Oh.
342
00:13:26,931 --> 00:13:29,171
- Okay, well,
so you really want--
343
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:32,481
- [moaning]
344
00:13:32,551 --> 00:13:34,341
- Y'all saw me.
I really just tried--
345
00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:35,693
I tried to tell him.
346
00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:37,478
- She said she don't
want the dick, motherfucker.
347
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,481
Now get your big ass
outta here.
348
00:13:39,551 --> 00:13:42,791
- What the fuck?
[chuckles]
349
00:13:42,862 --> 00:13:44,762
- Oh, you think I'm playing?
350
00:13:44,827 --> 00:13:47,477
Listen, boy,
I am not that bitch.
351
00:13:47,551 --> 00:13:50,591
I will cut you for real.
- Oh, okay.
352
00:13:50,655 --> 00:13:52,685
- Cut.
- Hey.
353
00:13:52,758 --> 00:13:54,138
You wanna finish
this conversation,
354
00:13:54,206 --> 00:13:55,336
I'll be home
in an hour, okay?
355
00:13:55,413 --> 00:13:56,663
- Okay.
- Wear something sexy.
356
00:13:56,724 --> 00:14:00,524
- Okay.
- Okay. Wow.
357
00:14:00,586 --> 00:14:03,166
- Don't kill Bill on me.
- [fake laughs]
358
00:14:03,241 --> 00:14:06,381
- [chuckles]
- Bye.
359
00:14:06,448 --> 00:14:09,168
[sighs]
Mm, I get it.
360
00:14:09,241 --> 00:14:11,901
He's a fine-looking mistake.
361
00:14:11,965 --> 00:14:15,095
- So who are you?
- Oh, I'm Liberty.
362
00:14:15,172 --> 00:14:17,762
I'm here for
the 2:00 interview.
363
00:14:17,827 --> 00:14:19,587
- You're hired.
[both laugh]
364
00:14:19,655 --> 00:14:21,135
Okay.
365
00:14:21,206 --> 00:14:24,446
- ♪ So try to catch it baby
ride it out ♪
366
00:14:30,172 --> 00:14:32,862
- [whispered] Hey, my lovelies.
367
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:35,691
I know you love
my last video,
368
00:14:35,758 --> 00:14:38,588
even though I burned off
all my damn taste buds.
369
00:14:38,655 --> 00:14:39,965
[chuckles]
370
00:14:40,034 --> 00:14:44,004
I will reward y'all
with a viewer's choice,
371
00:14:44,068 --> 00:14:48,618
Tracey's ASMR Seafood Boil.
372
00:14:48,689 --> 00:14:49,859
[crunch]
373
00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,721
[slurping]
374
00:14:52,793 --> 00:14:54,003
[crunching]
375
00:14:54,068 --> 00:14:55,518
[groans]
376
00:14:55,586 --> 00:14:56,516
[moaning]
377
00:14:56,586 --> 00:14:59,546
[slurping]
378
00:15:05,896 --> 00:15:08,616
This might be better
than sex.
379
00:15:08,689 --> 00:15:10,719
Just kidding.
[chuckles]
380
00:15:10,793 --> 00:15:12,523
[slurping]
381
00:15:12,586 --> 00:15:16,136
- How does anyone
climb that fast?
382
00:15:16,206 --> 00:15:18,446
I've been working ten years
to get here,
383
00:15:18,517 --> 00:15:19,827
and I've earned every
bit of it.
384
00:15:19,896 --> 00:15:21,476
- I know you did.
385
00:15:21,551 --> 00:15:23,031
- You seen that property,
though?
386
00:15:23,103 --> 00:15:24,663
- Which one,
the one on Peachtree Avenue?
387
00:15:24,724 --> 00:15:26,484
- Wait, hold on, on Peachtree?
388
00:15:26,551 --> 00:15:28,691
She's got one there, too?
- That don't matter.
389
00:15:28,758 --> 00:15:30,618
So what if she got
two commercial properties?
390
00:15:30,689 --> 00:15:32,239
You've got a bunch
of residential properties.
391
00:15:32,310 --> 00:15:35,620
And you know why?
'Cause you the shit.
392
00:15:35,689 --> 00:15:38,449
- Aw, thank you.
393
00:15:38,517 --> 00:15:39,997
- You're welcome.
394
00:15:41,344 --> 00:15:42,974
So now that we've established
395
00:15:43,034 --> 00:15:44,794
that you're at the top
of the real estate game,
396
00:15:44,862 --> 00:15:46,722
I'd like the opportunity
to do the same
397
00:15:46,793 --> 00:15:48,283
in the blow your back out game.
398
00:15:48,344 --> 00:15:49,624
I'm on my way.
- Mm-mm.
399
00:15:49,689 --> 00:15:51,999
No, no, okay?
400
00:15:52,068 --> 00:15:53,718
Your number is gonna drop
to negative one
401
00:15:53,793 --> 00:15:56,033
if you come over
right now, but...
402
00:15:56,103 --> 00:15:57,483
thank you.
403
00:15:57,551 --> 00:15:58,831
You're a good listener.
404
00:15:58,896 --> 00:16:00,856
- You know what else
I'm good at?
405
00:16:00,931 --> 00:16:03,381
- Boy, bye.
406
00:16:09,931 --> 00:16:12,141
- Oh, shit, shit!
407
00:16:12,206 --> 00:16:14,686
- Man, you couldn't wait?
Here you go.
408
00:16:16,344 --> 00:16:17,934
I can go almost a week
with no food.
409
00:16:18,000 --> 00:16:19,030
[chuckles]
410
00:16:19,103 --> 00:16:20,413
- Thank you.
- Yeah.
411
00:16:20,482 --> 00:16:23,412
- Layne.
- Willy.
412
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,692
Yeah, man, this ain't worth you
making a fool out of yourself.
413
00:16:25,758 --> 00:16:28,758
- Well, you know,
when you're hungry...
414
00:16:28,827 --> 00:16:31,967
Shit, I am so sorry.
- It's all right.
415
00:16:33,482 --> 00:16:35,072
- Enjoy.
- Oh, for real?
416
00:16:35,137 --> 00:16:36,897
- Yeah.
- Oh, man, thank you!
417
00:16:36,965 --> 00:16:37,995
Thank you,
thank you very much!
418
00:16:38,068 --> 00:16:39,138
- Yeah.
- Appreciate it.
419
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:40,826
Oh, by the way, uh, next time,
420
00:16:40,896 --> 00:16:42,476
don't get the stuff
with the gooey stuff inside,
421
00:16:42,551 --> 00:16:43,931
'cause, uh, it freaks me out
a little bit.
422
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,860
- All right, I got you.
- All right.
423
00:16:45,931 --> 00:16:47,521
- Hi there.
424
00:16:47,586 --> 00:16:49,966
Um, we haven't met yet.
I'm Kristi.
425
00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:52,174
I own the yoga studio
next door.
426
00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:53,791
- Hi.
- Pleasure.
427
00:16:53,862 --> 00:16:56,792
- Yeah.
- Um, so here's the thing...
428
00:16:56,862 --> 00:17:00,212
I'm just as much a friend
to people like him as you are,
429
00:17:00,275 --> 00:17:02,165
but for the good
of the community
430
00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:04,621
we have to ban together
and not support
431
00:17:04,689 --> 00:17:06,619
this type of behavior.
432
00:17:06,689 --> 00:17:08,969
- Oh, I didn't realize
being homeless was a behavior.
433
00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:11,074
- No, no, of course not.
434
00:17:11,137 --> 00:17:13,757
I've volunteered for years
at homeless shelters
435
00:17:13,827 --> 00:17:16,097
during the holidays
to do my part
436
00:17:16,172 --> 00:17:17,932
to help
keep them off the street.
437
00:17:18,000 --> 00:17:20,310
I have a list of shelters,
actually,
438
00:17:20,379 --> 00:17:22,619
maybe we could
recommend some for him.
439
00:17:22,689 --> 00:17:25,309
Because, let's be honest,
440
00:17:25,379 --> 00:17:28,279
if we as a community
put out a welcome mat of sorts,
441
00:17:28,344 --> 00:17:32,764
then his problems become ours,
unfortunately.
442
00:17:32,827 --> 00:17:34,067
- Oh, a welcome mat?
443
00:17:34,137 --> 00:17:35,617
- Uh, [clears throat]
is everything okay
444
00:17:35,689 --> 00:17:37,309
out here, boss lady?
445
00:17:37,379 --> 00:17:39,929
- Yeah, yeah.
I'm okay.
446
00:17:40,000 --> 00:17:42,410
We good, Kristi?
447
00:17:42,482 --> 00:17:44,792
- Good.
Namaste.
448
00:17:44,862 --> 00:17:46,792
- Namaste.
449
00:17:48,000 --> 00:17:49,520
I've got her security code.
450
00:17:49,586 --> 00:17:51,616
Just let me know
when you need me to use it.
451
00:17:51,689 --> 00:17:53,029
- Why do you know that?
452
00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:55,343
Girl, let's go back
in the store, stop.
453
00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:56,593
I don't want you
to get arrested.
454
00:17:56,655 --> 00:17:58,335
[siren wails]
455
00:17:58,413 --> 00:18:01,413
[laughter]
456
00:18:01,482 --> 00:18:03,592
- Damn, Deon!
457
00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:05,375
You couldn't hold it together?
- I'm sorry!
458
00:18:05,448 --> 00:18:06,658
- [laughs]
459
00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:08,214
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
460
00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,895
- I hate you guys,
I really do.
461
00:18:09,965 --> 00:18:11,785
- Oh, come on, girl.
You still look good.
462
00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:14,282
- Yeah,
to another blowfish, maybe!
463
00:18:14,344 --> 00:18:16,974
[laughter]
464
00:18:17,034 --> 00:18:19,144
- You can kiss my ass!
465
00:18:19,206 --> 00:18:20,996
- Wait, but first, tell us--
466
00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:23,168
is that face or your ass
we're looking at right now?
467
00:18:23,241 --> 00:18:25,071
[laughter]
468
00:18:25,137 --> 00:18:27,477
- Sorry. It's not funny.
It's not funny.
469
00:18:27,551 --> 00:18:31,551
- Layne, Layne, Layne!
470
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:33,240
Do I really look that bad?
471
00:18:33,310 --> 00:18:34,720
- Tore up.
472
00:18:34,793 --> 00:18:36,483
No honey, you look fine.
473
00:18:36,551 --> 00:18:38,211
Don't let them tell you
anything else.
474
00:18:38,275 --> 00:18:39,655
- How am I supposed to know
475
00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:41,624
that you can
develop allergies at 35?
476
00:18:41,689 --> 00:18:43,859
- I bet you won't
do that shit again.
477
00:18:43,931 --> 00:18:46,621
- I might, shit...
478
00:18:46,689 --> 00:18:48,829
I got 5,000 likes
from that post.
479
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:49,826
[laughs]
480
00:18:49,896 --> 00:18:50,826
- [scoffs]
481
00:18:50,896 --> 00:18:52,656
Okay, I gotta go, bye!
482
00:18:53,931 --> 00:18:56,831
- Thank you for letting me use
your bathroom again.
483
00:18:56,896 --> 00:19:00,476
Man, these bran muffins do
something special to a man!
484
00:19:00,551 --> 00:19:04,691
Not like a woman, but close.
485
00:19:04,758 --> 00:19:08,138
Was that there yoga lady
on the phone?
486
00:19:08,206 --> 00:19:10,206
She's trying to get rid of me,
huh?
487
00:19:10,275 --> 00:19:11,515
Oh, man, I knew it.
488
00:19:11,586 --> 00:19:12,896
You see, you know, these--
489
00:19:12,965 --> 00:19:15,655
these bougie-ass
store people, man, oof--
490
00:19:15,724 --> 00:19:18,624
they always harassing me,
like I don't belong here.
491
00:19:18,689 --> 00:19:20,619
And they were the ones
that were too scared
492
00:19:20,689 --> 00:19:22,139
to even come around here
in their car,
493
00:19:22,206 --> 00:19:24,476
and how they wanna act like
the own it?
494
00:19:24,551 --> 00:19:27,481
I swear, man, these people--
495
00:19:27,551 --> 00:19:29,141
they ain't happy
until they take something away
496
00:19:29,206 --> 00:19:30,826
from another person,
I'm telling you.
497
00:19:30,896 --> 00:19:33,686
- Mr. Willy, I don't take
things away from people.
498
00:19:33,758 --> 00:19:37,278
And I'd never take away
anything from you.
499
00:19:37,344 --> 00:19:40,904
You seem like a nice guy,
and I'm glad I met you.
500
00:19:40,965 --> 00:19:43,095
- Thank you.
501
00:19:43,172 --> 00:19:45,312
By the way, I accidentally
shit in your sink.
502
00:19:49,068 --> 00:19:51,308
You have a good night.
503
00:19:57,275 --> 00:19:59,165
- You know, I still would've
wanted you here to watch this.
504
00:19:59,241 --> 00:20:00,931
- So my sleep can get
interrupted all night
505
00:20:01,000 --> 00:20:02,000
by your needy patients?
506
00:20:02,068 --> 00:20:03,858
No thank you.
507
00:20:03,931 --> 00:20:06,071
Besides, I need to be fresh
for more ring shopping, no?
508
00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:08,277
- Oh well, you got a good point
on the ring shopping,
509
00:20:08,344 --> 00:20:10,034
but, as it relates
to my patients,
510
00:20:10,103 --> 00:20:11,283
I wouldn't call
expecting mothers
511
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:12,594
about to give
birth "needy."
512
00:20:12,655 --> 00:20:15,785
- Tomato, tomato.
- [chuckles]
513
00:20:15,862 --> 00:20:17,312
- Okay, who do you think
is going to make it
514
00:20:17,379 --> 00:20:18,619
to the Killing Floor?
515
00:20:18,689 --> 00:20:20,759
- Hmm, I've got five
on the guy.
516
00:20:20,827 --> 00:20:22,027
- Hmm, you sure about this?
517
00:20:22,103 --> 00:20:23,343
- You need to ask
yourself that.
518
00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:24,623
- Mmm.
[doorbell rings]
519
00:20:24,689 --> 00:20:26,719
- You gotta be kidding me,
not now!
520
00:20:26,793 --> 00:20:28,213
- Go get it, I'll give you
a play-by-play.
521
00:20:28,275 --> 00:20:29,715
- [sighs]
Okay.
522
00:20:29,793 --> 00:20:31,903
- [gasps]
Oh, shit!
523
00:20:31,965 --> 00:20:34,685
Uh, the Wheel of Death--
the girl is puking.
524
00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:36,338
- Of course!
525
00:20:36,413 --> 00:20:38,073
- Wait, what?
526
00:20:38,137 --> 00:20:39,587
Okay, look, we have
more stuff inside us,
527
00:20:39,655 --> 00:20:41,235
you can't just
turn us upside-down.
528
00:20:41,310 --> 00:20:42,690
And besides, her partner,
who is a man,
529
00:20:42,758 --> 00:20:44,378
he's messing up the puzzle.
530
00:20:44,448 --> 00:20:47,338
- How could he have even heard
between her hurling?
531
00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:49,213
Okay.
532
00:20:49,275 --> 00:20:50,925
What's for dinner tonight?
533
00:20:51,000 --> 00:20:53,100
- It's a surprise,
but, you know,
534
00:20:53,172 --> 00:20:54,142
you gotta wait
until I get mine.
535
00:20:54,206 --> 00:20:55,376
- Okay, I know the rules.
536
00:20:55,448 --> 00:20:57,928
- Okay.
Man, they're losing time.
537
00:20:58,000 --> 00:21:00,520
[doorbell rings]
538
00:21:00,586 --> 00:21:02,336
- Oh no,
they're not gonna make it!
539
00:21:02,413 --> 00:21:04,383
- All I know is
the black girl better win.
540
00:21:04,448 --> 00:21:06,828
- Uh, sweetheart,
that's a little discriminatory.
541
00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:08,686
- And I'm fine with it.
542
00:21:08,758 --> 00:21:10,448
Okay, this better be good.
543
00:21:10,517 --> 00:21:14,407
One, two, three, go!
544
00:21:15,827 --> 00:21:17,237
Are you kidding me?
545
00:21:17,310 --> 00:21:18,930
Chicken and vegetables?
What are you trying to say?
546
00:21:19,000 --> 00:21:21,830
- That I want you
in my life forever.
547
00:21:21,896 --> 00:21:24,716
Whoo-hoo!
Lasagna!
548
00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:26,283
And you clearly want me dead
549
00:21:26,344 --> 00:21:28,484
because you want to take
all of my money, so...
550
00:21:28,551 --> 00:21:29,931
- Speaking of money,
I want mine.
551
00:21:30,000 --> 00:21:31,410
The black girl's
about to take it.
552
00:21:31,482 --> 00:21:33,072
- Nuh-uh, yeah,
well how about this?
553
00:21:33,137 --> 00:21:35,307
Double or nothing.
- Okay.
554
00:21:35,379 --> 00:21:36,929
But I want my money this time.
555
00:21:37,000 --> 00:21:38,480
- Oh, what makes you so sure
that you're about to--
556
00:21:38,551 --> 00:21:41,411
okay, all right, here we go!
557
00:21:41,482 --> 00:21:42,452
- Oh!
558
00:21:42,517 --> 00:21:44,477
Girl, yes, whoo!
559
00:21:44,551 --> 00:21:45,971
- Not right.
- Let's go, fellas, let's go!
560
00:21:46,034 --> 00:21:47,214
Come on!
561
00:21:47,275 --> 00:21:49,335
- Oh my goodness!
Get it, get it!
562
00:21:49,413 --> 00:21:50,763
Go!
All right!
563
00:21:50,827 --> 00:21:53,277
Okay, okay, oh my goodness,
oh, oh!
564
00:21:53,344 --> 00:21:55,104
Oh my God, oh my God!
She's winning.
565
00:21:55,172 --> 00:21:57,072
She's winning, in your face,
Greg, in your face!
566
00:21:57,137 --> 00:21:59,687
Okay, I love you, I love you,
but, in your face!
567
00:21:59,758 --> 00:22:02,138
- ♪ You steady watching ♪
568
00:22:02,206 --> 00:22:04,476
- There she goes.
Yes!
569
00:22:04,551 --> 00:22:08,521
Veronica sells Atlanta, baby!
[laughs]
570
00:22:08,586 --> 00:22:10,516
She works hard for the money.
571
00:22:10,586 --> 00:22:12,996
You look good, you look good.
572
00:22:13,068 --> 00:22:16,208
Oh, my gosh.
Wow.
573
00:22:16,275 --> 00:22:18,235
- ♪ I know you doubting ♪
574
00:22:18,310 --> 00:22:21,210
♪ You say I cannot do it,
I'm moving mountains ♪
575
00:22:21,275 --> 00:22:22,685
♪ I ain't playing ♪
576
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:24,998
- Come on, Veronica,
you're gonna sell these houses.
577
00:22:25,068 --> 00:22:26,658
Who want property?
You want property?
578
00:22:26,724 --> 00:22:27,904
I got your property.
579
00:22:27,965 --> 00:22:30,305
- ♪ Against all odds ♪
580
00:22:30,379 --> 00:22:32,519
- What the fuck?
581
00:22:32,586 --> 00:22:35,066
[music sputters, stops]
582
00:22:35,137 --> 00:22:36,067
[tires screech]
583
00:22:36,137 --> 00:22:37,067
[horn honks]
584
00:22:37,137 --> 00:22:38,657
Shit!
585
00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:42,004
Fuck!
586
00:22:42,068 --> 00:22:45,168
Shit!
587
00:22:45,241 --> 00:22:46,621
- As part of Trap Night,
we'd like to welcome
588
00:22:46,689 --> 00:22:48,479
any audience members
who want to come up
589
00:22:48,551 --> 00:22:49,791
and sign up on the list.
590
00:22:49,862 --> 00:22:52,102
I'm your host, Ken Stevens.
591
00:22:52,172 --> 00:22:54,002
[indistinct chatter]
592
00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:55,658
- Yeah!
593
00:22:55,724 --> 00:22:57,314
What's everybody drinking?
594
00:22:57,379 --> 00:22:59,409
IPA's?
- Yeah, IPA.
595
00:22:59,482 --> 00:23:01,002
- Yeah.
- IPA's all around.
596
00:23:01,068 --> 00:23:02,378
- Okay, what flavor?
597
00:23:02,448 --> 00:23:05,208
- Triple mango.
- Habanero.
598
00:23:05,275 --> 00:23:07,025
- I'll have kumquat.
- I want that.
599
00:23:07,103 --> 00:23:09,213
- You got it.
600
00:23:09,275 --> 00:23:11,305
You got it.
- No, no, no, no, no.
601
00:23:11,379 --> 00:23:12,589
No, I got you.
602
00:23:12,655 --> 00:23:13,895
I got you.
- You sure?
603
00:23:13,965 --> 00:23:15,235
- Yeah, I got you.
- All right, man.
604
00:23:15,310 --> 00:23:17,030
- Goin' on stage now.
- Yeah, get it.
605
00:23:17,103 --> 00:23:18,553
- Let's give it up
for our first performer!
606
00:23:18,620 --> 00:23:20,620
[applause]
607
00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:29,756
- You had the kumquat IPA,
right?
608
00:23:29,827 --> 00:23:32,967
- No, man, I had cognac.
Dat yak!
609
00:23:33,034 --> 00:23:34,554
- Uh, okay.
610
00:23:34,620 --> 00:23:37,030
- I say get--
611
00:23:37,103 --> 00:23:38,903
- That's my boy right here.
612
00:23:38,965 --> 00:23:41,685
- Yeah, I say,
whoo-whoo, get up!
613
00:23:41,758 --> 00:23:43,928
- Yep!
- Whoo-hoo!
614
00:23:44,000 --> 00:23:46,100
- ♪ I'm just a nigga with
an attitude like heat, nigga ♪
615
00:23:46,172 --> 00:23:47,592
♪ All about that pop
and about that rhyme ♪
616
00:23:47,655 --> 00:23:50,405
♪ But it ain't that easy ♪
- Did he just say...
617
00:23:50,482 --> 00:23:52,722
- ♪ All my niggas gotta trip
all my niggas with their shit ♪
618
00:23:52,793 --> 00:23:54,453
♪ All my niggas on the tip ♪
619
00:23:54,517 --> 00:23:59,067
♪ ♪
620
00:23:59,137 --> 00:24:00,617
♪ 'Cause all my niggas
got it straight ♪
621
00:24:00,689 --> 00:24:01,969
♪ All my niggas got
to trip ♪
622
00:24:02,034 --> 00:24:03,314
♪ All my niggas
with their shit ♪
623
00:24:03,379 --> 00:24:05,549
♪ But all my niggas
on the take ♪
624
00:24:05,620 --> 00:24:07,930
[continues indistinctly]
625
00:24:08,000 --> 00:24:10,590
♪ ♪
626
00:24:10,655 --> 00:24:12,445
♪ Keep on rapping on you ♪
627
00:24:12,517 --> 00:24:14,307
♪ Motherfucker I'm gonna
trap this ♪
628
00:24:14,379 --> 00:24:18,719
♪ I'm a heavy mother yeah ♪
629
00:24:18,793 --> 00:24:20,243
- Next time on "Bigger"...
630
00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:22,450
[laughter]
- So funny.
631
00:24:22,517 --> 00:24:24,097
- What in the entire fu--
632
00:24:24,172 --> 00:24:27,212
I got cropped out of a picture
with Lil Scrappy?
633
00:24:27,275 --> 00:24:28,235
- $5,000.
634
00:24:28,310 --> 00:24:29,520
- $85,000.
- Sold.
635
00:24:29,586 --> 00:24:32,026
- No hard feelings, right?
- Not at all.
636
00:24:32,103 --> 00:24:33,453
- Where do we stand
on the word, "nigga"?
637
00:24:33,517 --> 00:24:35,927
So, I went to karaoke
with my white co-workers
638
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:37,760
and one of 'em said "nigga"
in a rap song.
639
00:24:37,827 --> 00:24:39,407
- Ugh.
640
00:24:39,482 --> 00:24:42,002
- Look, I don't want
to get you in any trouble.
641
00:24:42,068 --> 00:24:44,168
I'll go.
642
00:24:45,034 --> 00:24:46,594
- Just like that.
No, just do it once--
643
00:24:46,655 --> 00:24:49,335
No, not that many times.
- Okay. All right.
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