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[jazz music]
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♪ ♪
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- Did you know that restaurant
menus have more germs
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and bacteria than
any other surface?
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Crazy, right?
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Menus can have a bacteria count
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of up to 185 grams
per centimeter.
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So according to Greg, eating
off a toilet is far healthier.
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♪ ♪
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I wish he'd pay that much
attention to my vagina.
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♪ ♪
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- Oh, hi!
Hello!
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- So first he'll say...
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- Oh, ladies first.
- Oh, thank you, babe!
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I will try the bolognese.
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And then he'll say...
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- I'll have the grilled salmon
with brown rice with a side--
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both: Of asparagus
lightly steamed.
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- [chuckles]
- Yum!
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- Isn't she great?
- She's great.
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This place is--
I love coming here every week.
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- One of my favorite places
in--in all of this town.
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- Well, we don't go
to any other place,
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so I know you must love
this one.
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- Oh, I do!
I really do!
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- You do!
You do!
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- I like something,
I latch onto it like you.
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I'm just playing.
I'm joking, I'm joking.
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[laughter]
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♪ ♪
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- Greg's a good guy.
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He's a doctor
and we like the same movies,
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and laugh at all
the same jokes,
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and he's always trying
to make me happy.
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I mean, look at him!
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He's willing to burn
the whole house down
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to show me that he loves me so.
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- Almost ready, baby!
- I can't wait!
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- Whoo!
- [chuckles]
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- Ahh!
- Ah!
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- You know this one time,
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I told Greg that
my favorite sexy time song
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was Tweet's "My Place."
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And now I have to hear it
every single time
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he's trying to get me
in the mood.
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- Nice, right?
- Yes!
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- All right!
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- No.
No.
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- Yeah, I see us on an island,
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and your hair--your hair is--
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it's lit by the moonlight
on the beach.
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- Yeah!
Yeah, yeah.
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- [blows]
Blowing in the wind!
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Huh?
- [chuckles]
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Uh, it's su--it's such
a beautiful beach.
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It's so pretty.
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- And then I take your--
your hand...
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I take your hand
and I guide you to the sand.
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- Sand.
Like the--the dry sandy beach.
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Oh, that--yeah!
That beach.
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- And--and then--and then
we make sweet, sweet, sweet--
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Oh!
Oh, sweet love!
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Oh, yes!
Oh!
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- You know, Greg is like
really sentimental,
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and that's--that's nice,
you know?
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I just wish he would save it
for Valentine's Day
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and not bust-it-down day,
but it--it's fine.
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It's cool, you know?
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- Baby?
- What, honey?
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Oh, okay.
Okay, yeah.
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This sucks.
Excuse me while I fake it.
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- [groans, stammering]
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- Oh, my--oh, my goodness!
Oh, my goodness!
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- I love--oh!
You!
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[groans]
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Whoo!
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[pants]
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- All right, well, at least
he'll be asleep in ten minutes
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and I'll have the TV
all to myself.
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Are you okay?
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- [inhales]
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[chuckles]
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I'm--I'm fine.
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- Is the remote by you?
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- Will you be my wife?
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- [laughs] Boy, stop playing
and hand me the remote.
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- I'm--I'm serious, Layne.
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Will you be my wife?
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- Whoa, uh, wow.
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- [chuckles]
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- Uh, um, can--can I just,
I don't know,
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get back to you on this?
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- Layne, this is not
a dinner order
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or a new pair of shoes,
sweetheart.
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It's marriage.
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- Yeah, it is marriage, um,
which--which is why
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I need a little more time,
that's all.
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Okay?
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- Time, huh?
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- Mm-hmm.
Yes.
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- [sighs]
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I'm, uh, I'm headed
to a conference
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first thing in the morning,
and, uh...
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Layne, I love you.
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I really do,
but it's been over a year.
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And quite honestly,
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I really don't see the point
of us being together if...
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well, if you're not sure
about me.
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[somber music]
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♪ ♪
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[shower runs]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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- Are you gonna say yes?
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- [confused grunt]
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- Oh, she better say yes.
- This one?
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Now y'all know she's gonna
overthink it and not do shit.
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- Well, that's stupid.
Greg's a good dude.
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- He dry as toast.
- Well...
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- Listen, to each her own.
- Right, to each their own.
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So leave my cousin alone.
She got this.
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- What?
Ain't nobody talking to you.
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Shut up!
- [mocking] You shut up!
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- You shut up.
- Don't tell me to shut up!
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- I just did...
- You shut up!
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[clamoring]
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- These loud ignorant
black people
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are my best friends
from college.
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Dunbar U.
Go Tigers!
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Except my cousin Vince.
He didn't go to college.
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He just freeloaded on classes.
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- It's not about you.
It's not about--it's not...
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- These are the best friends
a girl can have,
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and right now,
I just need them to shut up!
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- You know what, let me--
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- What are you doing?
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- You're clearly in need
of a Xanax.
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Figured I'd help a bitch out.
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- I can't believe you told the
dude you'll get back to him.
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Hilarious.
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- He can't just spring such
a big question on me like that.
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- I think that's literally
the definition of a proposal.
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You're just scared
of getting married.
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- I am not scared
of getting married.
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My wedding is going
to be beautiful.
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It's the wife part
that I'm worried about.
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I just don't know if
I'm in love, love with him.
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- You should love, love him.
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This is a doctor that
we talking about.
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- Talk that talk.
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- If I met a high caliber woman
that had her own money
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instead of these gold diggers
around here,
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crawling out of the sewer
like "Thriller."
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- Ooh!
Bitter much?
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- Wow, which white girl
hurt you?
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- Whatever!
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I mess with whoever brings
the paper to the table.
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- That part?
Say that shit.
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- Deon works as an auditor.
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He makes good money,
but you wouldn't know it.
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[hip-hop music]
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- There it is!
- Who this nigga?
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- If you ain't paying,
back the fuck up!
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- Forget you then!
That's why yo weave stink!
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- As much as I hate
giving him this, Deon's right.
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- I'm always right.
- You think you always right.
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Listen, I wish a guy would
support me and my dreams
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the way Greg supports you
and yours.
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Like saving your store.
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- Um, my store
doesn't need saving.
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- [chuckles] What?
- Mmm!
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- Does she not know?
- Uh, okay, okay.
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Maybe my store needs
a little bit of saving.
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- Oh, my God!
Brandon Kramer died.
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- Brandon from Morehouse?
- Yeah!
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People on Facebook are saying
it was an aneurysm.
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- He's our age, right?
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Is 35 the time when people
start randomly dropping dead?
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Y'all remember Sigma Tony?
He died like three months ago.
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- But that was
from a drug overdose.
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- He could handle his drugs
at 25, is the point.
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- Oh, my God.
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If I died right now,
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all my obit would say is
"chick who used to be the shit,
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but ended up struggling."
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That's not cool.
My funeral can't be wack.
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- Okay, calm down.
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You know we not gonna let you
have a wack funeral, okay?
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Your funeral gonna be lit!
- Exactly.
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- Right?
- Promise?
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- Promise.
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- He'd been posting about
going to Paris and everything.
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- He even RSVP'd
for the Patrón party today.
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- Oh, that's so sad.
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- That's that joint in Midtown.
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DJ Spectacle spinning.
It's gonna be crazy.
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- I tried to hook us up, but
I couldn't get us on the list.
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You get, like, five guests
with every RSVP too.
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- Ooh!
Brandon ain't using his.
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- Oh, guys, come on.
You cannot be serious.
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- I mean, I could go live
there, you know?
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Get my brand sponsorships.
Get my followers up!
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♪ Get my money
'cause mama's rent's due ♪
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- Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm.
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- I mean, we can go
and celebrate Brian's life--
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- Brandon.
- Don's life.
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You ain't let me finish.
- Sorry.
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- ♪ I drink, smoke
till I'm high ♪
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- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Castle on the hill ♪
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- ♪ Well damn ♪
- ♪ Wake up in the sky ♪
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♪ You can't tell me
I ain't fly ♪
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- ♪ You can't tell me
I ain't fly ♪
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- Yes!
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- This is so wrong.
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I can't believe we're riding
off a dead guy's invite.
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We're going to hell.
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- Look, sis, it got us in!
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- Come on, Deon.
Let's go.
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- I can't be here.
What if Jesus sees me?
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- Oh, girl,
Jesus knows your heart.
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Bring yo ass!
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- Ooh, and look at
that skyline!
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Yes!
It's so beautiful!
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It's breathtaking!
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I need to go twerk in front
of this and record myself.
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I'll be right back.
- I don't think she should--
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- Shot o'clock!
Let's get drunk.
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- Oh, okay.
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- ♪ Hey Atlanta, you miss me?
You miss me? ♪
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♪ I ain't going nowhere,
but I'm back ♪
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♪ Fuck these hoes,
I'm back ♪
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- Yo, DJ Vince!
What's good with you?
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- Yo, doing my thing, man.
- All right.
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Yo, you still spinning
at Fritz's?
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- Yeah, three nights.
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I got that Saturday spot
on fire.
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- Cool. Yo, check it.
I'm leaving V Live.
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I got a residency at a club
in Vegas.
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I get a cut of the door
and everything.
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I'm making, like,
15 grand a weekend.
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- Damn!
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Yo, that's how
you secure the bag!
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- Right!
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You should cover my spot
at V Live.
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- Nah, they like them young DJs
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with they Apple Music-ass
playlists.
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You know I'm a purist.
248
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Naw, dawg, they fucking
with the dudes with vinyl.
249
00:09:17,275 --> 00:09:18,475
Trust me, hit 'em up.
250
00:09:18,551 --> 00:09:19,971
Stop fucking with these
wack-ass clubs
251
00:09:20,034 --> 00:09:21,664
and get it popping!
252
00:09:21,724 --> 00:09:23,764
And lose this old-ass velour.
253
00:09:23,827 --> 00:09:27,097
- ♪ Watch me, watch me,
get rich, get rich ♪
254
00:09:27,172 --> 00:09:30,312
♪ Now watch me, watch me,
get pissed ♪
255
00:09:30,379 --> 00:09:32,479
- ♪ Icy, wifey
haters wanna fight me ♪
256
00:09:32,551 --> 00:09:34,901
♪ Never been the one get
RIP up on a white tee ♪
257
00:09:34,965 --> 00:09:37,095
♪ Keep my hands clean got some
hittas moving shiesty ♪
258
00:09:37,172 --> 00:09:39,902
♪ Ask me if I'm rollin' with
some Gucci bitch I might be ♪
259
00:09:39,965 --> 00:09:41,685
♪ Yeah I be
where the bosses be ♪
260
00:09:41,758 --> 00:09:44,758
- Veronica always dreamed
of being a supermodel.
261
00:09:44,827 --> 00:09:46,207
but the skinny models
and designers
262
00:09:46,275 --> 00:09:47,715
always gave her grief,
263
00:09:47,793 --> 00:09:49,173
which caused her
to give up that pursuit.
264
00:09:49,241 --> 00:09:52,411
But in her mind, she will
always be a supermodel,
265
00:09:52,482 --> 00:09:54,762
and she needs nobody's
runway to prove it.
266
00:09:54,827 --> 00:09:57,517
- Why are you getting
all this attention?
267
00:09:57,586 --> 00:10:00,376
- Hey, winter's coming.
It's cuffing season, boo!
268
00:10:00,448 --> 00:10:02,828
all: Ah!
269
00:10:02,896 --> 00:10:04,586
- Keisha.
- Tracey.
270
00:10:04,655 --> 00:10:07,235
- What up, girl?
- Hey!
271
00:10:07,310 --> 00:10:09,340
I missed you.
272
00:10:09,413 --> 00:10:12,593
- Last year, Tracey was one
of the original stars
273
00:10:12,655 --> 00:10:14,755
of the reality show,
"Basketball Exes."
274
00:10:14,827 --> 00:10:17,657
When Tracey's man cheated
on her, it was with Keisha,
275
00:10:17,724 --> 00:10:20,174
who claims she had
no knowledge of Tracey.
276
00:10:20,241 --> 00:10:22,341
And then that same man
cheated on Keisha,
277
00:10:22,413 --> 00:10:25,413
and she landed on
"Basketball Exes" too.
278
00:10:25,482 --> 00:10:27,412
- I see your little Instagram
posts with you selling stuff.
279
00:10:27,482 --> 00:10:29,622
So smart 'cause everyone
needs drawers, right?
280
00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:31,519
- Support garments.
Yes.
281
00:10:31,586 --> 00:10:32,996
- Yeah.
[chuckles]
282
00:10:33,068 --> 00:10:34,858
I ain't mad at you.
Get your hustle on!
283
00:10:34,931 --> 00:10:37,071
So, uh, you've been watching
the show?
284
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,657
- Nah.
I've moved on.
285
00:10:38,724 --> 00:10:40,864
Y'all holding it down,
I'm sure.
286
00:10:40,931 --> 00:10:43,691
- We trying girl,
but that show is crazy.
287
00:10:43,758 --> 00:10:45,168
I'm glad we were
above all that shit.
288
00:10:45,241 --> 00:10:46,621
- I know, right?
289
00:10:46,689 --> 00:10:49,379
- I'mma see you at the reunion
show though, right?
290
00:10:49,448 --> 00:10:51,098
- ♪ I don't got no time
for these hoes ♪
291
00:10:51,172 --> 00:10:52,412
♪ Speaking of my name ♪
292
00:10:52,482 --> 00:10:54,902
- Yeah, I'll be there.
- Okay, girl.
293
00:10:54,965 --> 00:10:56,715
It was nice seeing you.
294
00:10:56,793 --> 00:10:58,523
[nervous laughter]
295
00:10:58,586 --> 00:11:00,926
- You didn't tell us you were
going to the reunion show.
296
00:11:01,000 --> 00:11:02,410
- That's because
I wasn't invited.
297
00:11:02,482 --> 00:11:04,662
- That's--that's fucked up.
- Seriously fucked up.
298
00:11:04,724 --> 00:11:06,664
- You want me
to pull her ponytail?
299
00:11:06,724 --> 00:11:07,834
Looks like it's a drawstring.
300
00:11:07,896 --> 00:11:09,756
- No, no.
Keisha and I are cool.
301
00:11:09,827 --> 00:11:11,337
It's them producers
who was all mad at us
302
00:11:11,413 --> 00:11:12,863
'cause we wasn't acting hood,
303
00:11:12,931 --> 00:11:14,171
fighting and shit
all on the show.
304
00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,241
- Wait, but they fired you
though for not being hood?
305
00:11:16,310 --> 00:11:18,140
- You know I don't fight.
I'm a new Christian.
306
00:11:18,206 --> 00:11:19,546
It's fine.
307
00:11:19,620 --> 00:11:22,450
Like my role model, Platinum
Wifey Status Michelle Obama,
308
00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,407
likes to say,
"When they go low,
309
00:11:24,482 --> 00:11:26,032
it's cute to take the stairs."
310
00:11:26,103 --> 00:11:27,483
- No, no.
She didn't--
311
00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:28,971
she didn't say nothing
about no stairs.
312
00:11:29,034 --> 00:11:30,414
- Ooh, y'all,
there's a photo booth!
313
00:11:30,482 --> 00:11:31,862
Hmm, let's capture this moment
314
00:11:31,931 --> 00:11:34,281
and prove we
the hottest hoes here.
315
00:11:34,344 --> 00:11:35,724
- Oh yeah,
I'm a hot hoe tonight!
316
00:11:35,793 --> 00:11:37,033
All right!
317
00:11:37,103 --> 00:11:38,383
Hot hoes coming through!
318
00:11:38,448 --> 00:11:39,898
- You don't have to say
you're a hot hoe.
319
00:11:39,965 --> 00:11:42,065
- ♪ Fuck it up to the tempo ♪
320
00:11:42,137 --> 00:11:43,927
♪ Pitty-pat, pitty-pat,
pitty-pitty-pat ♪
321
00:11:44,000 --> 00:11:46,590
♪ Look at my ass,
it's fitty-fitty-fat ♪
322
00:11:46,655 --> 00:11:48,655
♪ Kitty cat, kitty cat,
kitty-kitty cat ♪
323
00:11:48,724 --> 00:11:51,834
♪ Prrr me a glass, boy,
I like my water wet ♪
324
00:11:51,896 --> 00:11:53,166
♪ Throw it back ♪
325
00:11:53,241 --> 00:11:54,831
- ♪ Throw it back,
threw it back ♪
326
00:11:54,896 --> 00:11:56,786
♪ Catch that ♪
- ♪ Catch that, catch that ♪
327
00:11:56,862 --> 00:11:58,662
♪ I need a jack
for all of this ass ♪
328
00:11:58,724 --> 00:12:00,484
♪ But it won't go flat ♪
- ♪ Wait a minute ♪
329
00:12:00,551 --> 00:12:02,901
- ♪ Baby, baby ♪
- ♪ Baby ♪
330
00:12:02,965 --> 00:12:04,825
- ♪ Come eat some
of this cakey ♪
331
00:12:04,896 --> 00:12:06,826
♪ He look like he could gain
a little weight ♪
332
00:12:06,896 --> 00:12:08,896
♪ Lick the icing off,
put the rest in your face ♪
333
00:12:08,965 --> 00:12:11,615
♪ Slow songs,
they for skinny hoes ♪
334
00:12:11,689 --> 00:12:13,859
- Yo, that was crazy!
335
00:12:13,931 --> 00:12:15,521
I ain't never seen
you around here.
336
00:12:15,586 --> 00:12:17,516
Where you dance at?
337
00:12:17,586 --> 00:12:19,896
- Nigga, I'm a doctor.
338
00:12:19,965 --> 00:12:22,855
- ♪ Fuck it up to the tempo ♪
339
00:12:22,931 --> 00:12:25,451
- ♪ Run in, lil' bitch,
you get hit, boom, boom ♪
340
00:12:25,517 --> 00:12:27,207
♪ Came in that bitch
with that stick ♪
341
00:12:27,275 --> 00:12:29,205
♪ Came in that bitch
with Lil Keed ♪
342
00:12:29,275 --> 00:12:31,135
♪ I got that money
like blow, what ♪
343
00:12:31,206 --> 00:12:32,966
♪ I'm in this bitch
with Lil Meech ♪
344
00:12:33,034 --> 00:12:35,174
♪ I do this shit in
my sleep, yeah ♪
345
00:12:35,241 --> 00:12:37,521
- Oh, my God, ow.
346
00:12:37,586 --> 00:12:39,096
- Girl.
[laughter]
347
00:12:39,172 --> 00:12:41,032
- I think I legitimately
hurt myself.
348
00:12:41,103 --> 00:12:43,103
- Don't do that.
- Hey.
349
00:12:43,172 --> 00:12:44,522
I was hoping I could get
the next dance.
350
00:12:44,586 --> 00:12:45,786
- Oh, no.
351
00:12:45,862 --> 00:12:47,452
I am actually just here
with my girls dancing.
352
00:12:47,517 --> 00:12:49,137
- Oh, okay.
- Hi!
353
00:12:49,206 --> 00:12:52,096
- Never mind her, okay?
Let me talk to you, Layne.
354
00:12:52,172 --> 00:12:53,972
Let me holler at you
real quick, Layne.
355
00:12:54,034 --> 00:12:55,104
Hi.
Hey, how you doing?
356
00:12:55,172 --> 00:12:56,762
What the fuck is wrong
with you?
357
00:12:56,827 --> 00:12:58,337
- What, I--I know he's fine,
but I can just--
358
00:12:58,413 --> 00:13:00,283
- But what?
- Greg.
359
00:13:00,344 --> 00:13:03,244
- Technically, Greg put a pause
on things until he gets back.
360
00:13:03,310 --> 00:13:05,310
So for the next two weeks,
you are single!
361
00:13:05,379 --> 00:13:07,449
- No, no.
No, no, I can't just--you know.
362
00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:09,927
- What, entertain this
fine specimen of a man
363
00:13:10,000 --> 00:13:12,410
when Greg damn near gave you
a Get Out of Jail Free card?
364
00:13:12,482 --> 00:13:16,412
You ain't marry the man, okay?
Stop lying to yourself!
365
00:13:16,482 --> 00:13:17,902
You're not gonna marry the man.
- Okay.
366
00:13:17,965 --> 00:13:20,205
Ignore her overactive
thot hormones.
367
00:13:20,275 --> 00:13:21,685
You ain't gotta do nothing.
- Okay.
368
00:13:21,758 --> 00:13:23,098
- But he is fine.
369
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:27,072
So at least just dance
and have some fun, okay?
370
00:13:27,137 --> 00:13:30,337
- Okay.
371
00:13:30,413 --> 00:13:34,343
Some harmless flirting
won't hurt Greg.
372
00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:36,033
Damn!
373
00:13:36,103 --> 00:13:40,003
- So are we gonna dance
or what?
374
00:13:40,068 --> 00:13:41,688
So what's up?
375
00:13:41,758 --> 00:13:43,168
- It's just a dance.
376
00:13:43,241 --> 00:13:44,691
[both moaning]
377
00:13:44,758 --> 00:13:46,688
- ♪ Big booty hoes,
up with it ♪
378
00:13:46,758 --> 00:13:51,238
♪ ♪
379
00:13:51,310 --> 00:13:53,660
- [chuckles]
- Hmm.
380
00:13:55,310 --> 00:13:57,590
Don't judge me.
381
00:13:57,655 --> 00:13:59,475
[sighs]
382
00:13:59,551 --> 00:14:00,971
- ♪ Let me see ya touch
the ground ♪
383
00:14:01,034 --> 00:14:02,624
♪ I don't know my reputation ♪
384
00:14:02,689 --> 00:14:04,519
♪ But all the niggas in
the hood say it's all good ♪
385
00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:06,516
♪ But the bitch ain't shit,
so you need to make a switch ♪
386
00:14:06,586 --> 00:14:08,476
♪ Smackin' on ya lips with
your hands on your hips ♪
387
00:14:08,551 --> 00:14:12,171
[shimmering, birds tweeting]
388
00:14:12,241 --> 00:14:15,521
[choir vocalizes]
389
00:14:17,793 --> 00:14:21,723
- ♪ If you're horny,
let's do it ♪
390
00:14:21,793 --> 00:14:24,623
♪ Ride it,
my pony ♪
391
00:14:24,689 --> 00:14:28,309
♪ My saddle's waiting ♪
392
00:14:28,379 --> 00:14:31,139
♪ Come and jump on it ♪
393
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:35,096
♪ If you're horny,
let's do it ♪
394
00:14:35,172 --> 00:14:38,242
♪ Ride it, my pony ♪
395
00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:42,140
♪ My saddle's waiting ♪
396
00:14:42,206 --> 00:14:45,166
♪ Come and jump on it ♪
397
00:14:45,241 --> 00:14:47,411
♪ Jump on it,
let's do it ♪
398
00:14:47,482 --> 00:14:49,452
[sizzling]
399
00:14:49,517 --> 00:14:53,827
[hip-hop music]
400
00:14:53,896 --> 00:14:55,966
- You know you'd
be cooking too.
401
00:14:56,034 --> 00:14:58,794
[chuckles]
Oh!
402
00:14:58,862 --> 00:15:03,722
- And, look, you can move
in this waist trainer
403
00:15:03,793 --> 00:15:05,693
any way you want,
my lovelies!
404
00:15:05,758 --> 00:15:07,858
So check me out
on snatchdd.com.
405
00:15:07,931 --> 00:15:10,901
Use my promo code TraceyJ
for a discount
406
00:15:10,965 --> 00:15:13,275
Oh, and, um,
my CashApp name
407
00:15:13,344 --> 00:15:16,174
is, uh, TraceyJ,
the number one.
408
00:15:16,241 --> 00:15:18,001
BeABlessing
GetABlessing
409
00:15:18,068 --> 00:15:19,928
[rolls tongue]
410
00:15:20,000 --> 00:15:23,000
So I'm doing
more social media promos
411
00:15:23,068 --> 00:15:25,068
after "Basketball Exes."
412
00:15:25,137 --> 00:15:27,717
They just wanted your girl
to be too over the top.
413
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:31,413
- [chuckles] Hey, look,
you have got a great following.
414
00:15:31,482 --> 00:15:33,172
- And the lucky thing for you
415
00:15:33,241 --> 00:15:37,901
is those followers listen
to whatever I recommend them.
416
00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:41,335
- Look, we did a deep dive
in your page.
417
00:15:41,413 --> 00:15:43,003
While you have high numbers,
418
00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:44,378
you have very little
engagement.
419
00:15:44,448 --> 00:15:46,238
I don't see the breakfast,
lunch, and dinner posts.
420
00:15:46,310 --> 00:15:48,380
I also notice less
than 100 people
421
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:49,758
show up when you go live,
422
00:15:49,827 --> 00:15:51,657
and that drops by 50%
within seconds.
423
00:15:51,724 --> 00:15:55,214
[hip-hop music]
424
00:15:55,275 --> 00:15:56,995
- Okay, so what?
425
00:15:57,068 --> 00:16:01,238
My--my million followers
don't mean anything?
426
00:16:01,310 --> 00:16:02,860
I worked hard
for those followers.
427
00:16:02,931 --> 00:16:05,341
- Well, here at
Southern Unique Spirits,
428
00:16:05,413 --> 00:16:08,073
we'd rather invest in somebody
with less followers,
429
00:16:08,137 --> 00:16:11,617
but consistent posts
and high engagement.
430
00:16:11,689 --> 00:16:13,279
- So you want me
to post all day?
431
00:16:13,344 --> 00:16:16,594
[both laugh]
432
00:16:16,655 --> 00:16:18,825
But that's like a job.
433
00:16:18,896 --> 00:16:20,756
- The numbers are there.
434
00:16:20,827 --> 00:16:22,277
If you're up to it,
435
00:16:22,344 --> 00:16:25,414
take about six months
and let's circle back.
436
00:16:25,482 --> 00:16:29,662
♪ ♪
437
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:39,340
- [sighs]
438
00:17:05,137 --> 00:17:09,477
[beatboxes]
439
00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:19,004
[David Banner's
"Like a Pimp"]
440
00:17:19,068 --> 00:17:22,278
- ♪ Girls get down on
the floor, on the floor ♪
441
00:17:22,344 --> 00:17:25,244
♪ Girls get down on the floor,
on the floor ♪
442
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:27,690
[music fades] ♪ Girls
get down on the floor ♪
443
00:17:27,758 --> 00:17:29,308
♪ On the floor ♪
444
00:17:29,379 --> 00:17:32,239
♪ Girls get down
on the floor on the floor ♪
445
00:17:32,310 --> 00:17:34,590
♪ Girls get down on the floor
on the floor ♪
446
00:17:34,655 --> 00:17:36,065
♪ Like a pimp ♪
447
00:17:36,137 --> 00:17:37,687
♪ Girls get down ♪
[record scratches]
448
00:17:37,758 --> 00:17:39,238
♪ On the floor ♪
449
00:17:39,310 --> 00:17:41,830
♪ Girls get down
on the floor on the floor ♪
450
00:17:41,896 --> 00:17:44,306
♪ By the time I hit the door ♪
[record scratches]
451
00:17:44,379 --> 00:17:46,209
♪ Time I hit the door ♪
[record scratches]
452
00:17:46,275 --> 00:17:48,655
♪ Niggas ♪ [record scratch]
♪ Trickin' all they dough ♪
453
00:17:48,724 --> 00:17:50,794
♪ Me I'm a pimp ♪
454
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:53,102
- I've only done this one-night
stand thing once before,
455
00:17:53,172 --> 00:17:54,722
and it didn't go that well.
456
00:17:54,793 --> 00:17:58,173
Needless to say, my pussy
confidence was in the toilet.
457
00:17:58,241 --> 00:18:00,551
Is it wrong that I'm worried
458
00:18:00,620 --> 00:18:03,590
Mr. Third Leg here
is judging me?
459
00:18:03,655 --> 00:18:06,755
I've got to let him know
I ain't no thot.
460
00:18:06,827 --> 00:18:08,277
- I've just gotta say
461
00:18:08,344 --> 00:18:11,974
I don't normally do the whole
one-night stand thing, but man,
462
00:18:12,034 --> 00:18:14,484
we connected
on a whole nother level,
463
00:18:14,551 --> 00:18:17,621
and I don't usually have that
with a lot of women.
464
00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:20,519
I hope we can continue
to see each other.
465
00:18:20,586 --> 00:18:22,276
- Sweet, right?
466
00:18:22,344 --> 00:18:25,554
I wish he actually said that.
Instead he said this shit.
467
00:18:25,620 --> 00:18:29,450
- I gotta say,
you got some good-ass pussy.
468
00:18:29,517 --> 00:18:31,547
♪ ♪
469
00:18:31,620 --> 00:18:34,550
Fat too.
I like that.
470
00:18:34,620 --> 00:18:36,720
♪ ♪
471
00:18:36,793 --> 00:18:38,763
- Normally fat isn't
a compliment,
472
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,407
but when he's referring
to my coochie,
473
00:18:40,482 --> 00:18:42,522
I feel like I should just say,
474
00:18:42,586 --> 00:18:44,376
why, thank you!
475
00:18:44,448 --> 00:18:48,068
- I never had sausage
and cereal together.
476
00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:50,517
- Sorry, that's all I had.
477
00:18:50,586 --> 00:18:51,826
You know, filling the fridge
478
00:18:51,896 --> 00:18:53,446
has been a little bit
challenging lately.
479
00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:55,617
- So what do you do again?
480
00:18:55,689 --> 00:18:57,689
- I worked in marketing
for ten years
481
00:18:57,758 --> 00:18:59,688
until I quit my job
like six months ago
482
00:18:59,758 --> 00:19:01,068
to go open up
my own vintage shop
483
00:19:01,137 --> 00:19:02,307
in Little Five Points.
484
00:19:02,379 --> 00:19:03,449
It's called Back in the Day.
485
00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:04,857
- Dope.
Vintage.
486
00:19:04,931 --> 00:19:06,661
Yeah, I've seen them stores
around town.
487
00:19:06,724 --> 00:19:09,144
But ain't they basically
bougie Goodwill stores?
488
00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:11,716
- [chuckles]
No.
489
00:19:11,793 --> 00:19:14,173
Um, it's not--not
the clothes I sell.
490
00:19:14,241 --> 00:19:16,001
They're more high-end.
Like retro.
491
00:19:16,068 --> 00:19:17,998
- Ah.
- Mm-hmm.
492
00:19:18,068 --> 00:19:19,618
What do you do?
493
00:19:19,689 --> 00:19:21,479
- I work at a nursing home.
494
00:19:21,551 --> 00:19:23,101
- On purpose?
495
00:19:23,172 --> 00:19:26,142
- Yeah, it's good pay.
The old people cool and shit.
496
00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:30,336
- If those old ladies knew
that you were walking around
497
00:19:30,413 --> 00:19:32,343
with that secret
between your legs...
498
00:19:32,413 --> 00:19:33,553
- I know, right?
499
00:19:33,620 --> 00:19:35,280
I'd be raining
social security checks.
500
00:19:35,344 --> 00:19:37,384
They'll be taking
their teeth out.
501
00:19:37,448 --> 00:19:39,098
- Hey, boy!
502
00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:42,142
[laughter]
503
00:19:43,862 --> 00:19:46,662
- You wanna fuck?
- Yeah.
504
00:19:46,724 --> 00:19:48,314
- ♪ Bitches,
I'm driving a Mercedes ♪
505
00:19:48,379 --> 00:19:50,029
♪ And if you ain't rich,
you just talking crazy ♪
506
00:19:50,103 --> 00:19:51,763
♪ You talk about money,
you talk about ladies ♪
507
00:19:51,827 --> 00:19:53,827
♪ Thinking we hating,
we're dropping it soft ♪
508
00:19:53,896 --> 00:19:59,926
♪ ♪
509
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:01,690
♪ Tired of being rich,
got tired of my Mercedes ♪
510
00:20:01,758 --> 00:20:03,688
♪ And when you ain't rich,
they're just talking crazy ♪
511
00:20:03,758 --> 00:20:05,998
- Oh, no, this nigga
didn't bring vinyl.
512
00:20:06,068 --> 00:20:07,828
[records clattering]
513
00:20:07,896 --> 00:20:09,856
- Look at this clown.
514
00:20:09,931 --> 00:20:11,691
[laughter]
515
00:20:11,758 --> 00:20:13,478
- You see this shit?
516
00:20:13,551 --> 00:20:14,721
- What is this,
The Stone Ages?
517
00:20:14,793 --> 00:20:16,483
And look at
his velour sweat suit.
518
00:20:16,551 --> 00:20:18,451
- ♪ I'm fucking up homey,
you fucked up ♪
519
00:20:18,517 --> 00:20:20,827
♪ But if God got us
then we gonna be all right ♪
520
00:20:20,896 --> 00:20:23,336
- My stock portfolio
has gone to shit.
521
00:20:23,413 --> 00:20:26,383
- I was thinking I might try
that Kumquat IPA.
522
00:20:26,448 --> 00:20:28,138
- Have you checked out
Zillow recently?
523
00:20:28,206 --> 00:20:30,276
They do a discount if you
sign up online.
524
00:20:30,344 --> 00:20:32,864
- Yo, let me get the venti
latte half-vanilla.
525
00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,621
- Well, I'm looking at buying
a house in the Hamptons.
526
00:20:35,689 --> 00:20:38,339
- My Latino housekeeper
is so hot.
527
00:20:38,413 --> 00:20:40,933
- The Dow Jones,
thank God for Trump!
528
00:20:41,000 --> 00:20:42,900
- The show is called
"Black-ish."
529
00:20:42,965 --> 00:20:44,305
I don't know.
530
00:20:44,379 --> 00:20:46,169
- ♪ Only put me
in the twilight ♪
531
00:20:46,241 --> 00:20:48,071
♪ Where pretty pussy and
Benjamin is the highlight ♪
532
00:20:48,137 --> 00:20:50,587
♪ Now tell my mama ♪
533
00:20:50,655 --> 00:20:51,755
- Hey, Veronica.
534
00:20:51,827 --> 00:20:53,277
I know.
I'm sorry I'm so late.
535
00:20:53,344 --> 00:20:54,414
I will be there
in five minutes.
536
00:20:54,482 --> 00:20:55,792
Can you just wait
to order for me?
537
00:20:55,862 --> 00:20:58,762
I'll be there in no time.
Okay, bye!
538
00:21:03,206 --> 00:21:04,476
What?
539
00:21:04,551 --> 00:21:07,031
[chuckles]
Okay!
540
00:21:07,103 --> 00:21:10,523
- ♪ My life is a movie,
yeah ♪
541
00:21:10,586 --> 00:21:12,516
♪ Told your girl
to come and do me ♪
542
00:21:12,586 --> 00:21:14,166
- ♪ Yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
543
00:21:14,241 --> 00:21:16,071
♪ In my house,
it's such a cozy ♪
544
00:21:16,137 --> 00:21:17,517
- ♪ Such a cozy ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
545
00:21:17,586 --> 00:21:19,406
♪ Me and your girl
just made a movie ♪
546
00:21:19,482 --> 00:21:20,662
- ♪ Just made a movie ♪
- ♪ Yeah ♪
547
00:21:20,724 --> 00:21:21,974
- I can't believe I'm opening
548
00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:23,864
for this little young,
wet-behind-the-ears nigga.
549
00:21:23,931 --> 00:21:25,411
Straight bullshit.
550
00:21:25,482 --> 00:21:27,522
- Man, do you think the little
white entitled assholes
551
00:21:27,586 --> 00:21:29,686
at my job
know more than me?
552
00:21:29,758 --> 00:21:31,068
No!
553
00:21:31,137 --> 00:21:33,717
I just play the game
until I get that promotion.
554
00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:36,283
- These playlist DJs
with their preloaded laptops.
555
00:21:36,344 --> 00:21:38,834
See, what I do takes work.
It's art.
556
00:21:38,896 --> 00:21:40,236
- That's how niggas get stuck.
557
00:21:40,310 --> 00:21:41,690
They don't want
to let go of shit.
558
00:21:41,758 --> 00:21:43,968
Like my uncle,
he got great genes,
559
00:21:44,034 --> 00:21:45,174
but don't want to let go
560
00:21:45,241 --> 00:21:47,211
of these 1980s
serial killer glasses.
561
00:21:47,275 --> 00:21:49,135
He'd be pulling
30-year-old ass
562
00:21:49,206 --> 00:21:51,996
if he'd let go
of those motherfuckers.
563
00:21:52,068 --> 00:21:55,278
- But that ain't my problem.
564
00:21:57,241 --> 00:21:59,241
What, you saying there's
something wrong with my gear?
565
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:01,280
- First of all, nigga,
you said gear.
566
00:22:01,344 --> 00:22:03,484
Secondly, you got on some
Air Force 09s in here.
567
00:22:03,551 --> 00:22:05,071
Those didn't even come
in a box.
568
00:22:05,137 --> 00:22:07,027
We don't know
how you find this shit.
569
00:22:07,103 --> 00:22:09,413
You just keep popping up
with it on.
570
00:22:09,482 --> 00:22:11,482
Looking hot.
- They're comfortable.
571
00:22:11,551 --> 00:22:13,621
- Let it go.
Let it go.
572
00:22:13,689 --> 00:22:16,589
Bruh, make room for the new.
573
00:22:16,655 --> 00:22:18,785
Shit.
574
00:22:18,862 --> 00:22:19,972
- You can't kill
a man's confidence
575
00:22:20,034 --> 00:22:22,594
during a workout, man.
576
00:22:22,655 --> 00:22:24,235
Save that for niggas like him.
577
00:22:27,655 --> 00:22:30,655
- He looking at us.
He is looking at us.
578
00:22:30,724 --> 00:22:32,214
- You gotta look away.
- Okay.
579
00:22:32,275 --> 00:22:34,785
Nope, I'm just gonna get swole
in case he come over here.
580
00:22:34,862 --> 00:22:37,002
- Bitch,
just finish the story!
581
00:22:37,068 --> 00:22:38,278
- Oh.
[chuckles]
582
00:22:38,344 --> 00:22:39,624
- So what did his dick
look like?
583
00:22:39,689 --> 00:22:41,309
I mean, did it hang
to the left or the right?
584
00:22:41,379 --> 00:22:42,519
You know, I find the big ones,
585
00:22:42,586 --> 00:22:44,616
they just kind of slump over.
586
00:22:44,689 --> 00:22:47,279
- Ooh, did he kiss your cervix?
587
00:22:47,344 --> 00:22:50,104
- I think I saw cartoons.
588
00:22:50,172 --> 00:22:51,622
- Oh, what?
- Damn!
589
00:22:51,689 --> 00:22:54,379
- I saw cartoons.
- Damn!
590
00:22:54,448 --> 00:22:56,548
- Oh damn,
I feel bad for Greg.
591
00:22:56,620 --> 00:22:59,030
No, I mean,
he's such a nice guy.
592
00:22:59,103 --> 00:23:00,833
- Okay, well,
don't make me feel worse.
593
00:23:00,896 --> 00:23:03,136
- No, no, he is the one
who pushed the pause button.
594
00:23:03,206 --> 00:23:04,586
- Thank you!
595
00:23:04,655 --> 00:23:07,135
- And plus, this was just
a one-time thing, you know?
596
00:23:07,206 --> 00:23:09,096
Right?
- Hmm?
597
00:23:09,172 --> 00:23:10,722
- [gasps]
- Ooh, Layne.
598
00:23:10,793 --> 00:23:12,383
- You're the one that's
always talking about
599
00:23:12,448 --> 00:23:13,478
living in the now.
600
00:23:13,551 --> 00:23:15,031
- And you did that
for one night.
601
00:23:15,103 --> 00:23:17,593
Listen, you are not built
like me, okay?
602
00:23:17,655 --> 00:23:19,065
You keep messing
with that big dick,
603
00:23:19,137 --> 00:23:20,587
your shit is gonna be
all fucked up.
604
00:23:20,655 --> 00:23:22,655
- I will be fine, okay?
605
00:23:22,724 --> 00:23:24,144
It's just that
before I left corporate,
606
00:23:24,206 --> 00:23:26,996
I never prioritized
my own pleasure or joy.
607
00:23:27,068 --> 00:23:30,518
You know, the stuff that should
really matter in life, right?
608
00:23:30,586 --> 00:23:34,406
And I just feel like
with Reggie, I get that.
609
00:23:34,482 --> 00:23:38,142
You know, a little guilt-free
fun for once?
610
00:23:38,206 --> 00:23:39,716
- Fun don't pay bills.
611
00:23:39,793 --> 00:23:41,143
- Okay, well,
it's not all about that.
612
00:23:41,206 --> 00:23:43,306
- It's a lot about that.
Trust me.
613
00:23:43,379 --> 00:23:45,069
Fun only lasts a few minutes.
614
00:23:45,137 --> 00:23:47,997
- Or does it last for,
like, hours?
615
00:23:48,068 --> 00:23:49,378
- Bitch!
616
00:23:49,448 --> 00:23:51,548
- You let him beat the brakes
off that thing.
617
00:23:51,620 --> 00:23:54,790
- Like really, five hours.
I am dehydrated.
618
00:23:54,862 --> 00:23:56,762
- Oh, my goodness.
- Like I need an IV.
619
00:23:56,827 --> 00:23:59,207
- Oh, my God.
This is not right.
620
00:23:59,275 --> 00:24:03,275
- Real talk, though.
Greg, he's a good guy.
621
00:24:03,344 --> 00:24:07,384
He's consistent
and reliable and safe.
622
00:24:07,448 --> 00:24:08,788
- He's starting
to sound like a Volvo.
623
00:24:08,862 --> 00:24:11,932
- Yeah, exactly.
A--A Volvo's good.
624
00:24:12,000 --> 00:24:14,720
But Reggie, ugh.
625
00:24:14,793 --> 00:24:18,693
He is just like a brand-new
Porsche Panamera,
626
00:24:18,758 --> 00:24:23,928
and when I am driving it,
I feel great, you know?
627
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:27,170
No judgment, no worries.
628
00:24:27,241 --> 00:24:31,211
And my body, it is so grateful
for that freedom.
629
00:24:31,275 --> 00:24:33,445
- Yeah.
- I never felt that before.
630
00:24:33,517 --> 00:24:34,757
- But you know what?
631
00:24:34,827 --> 00:24:36,967
The--the maintenance on
a Porsche is--is expensive
632
00:24:37,034 --> 00:24:39,244
and you can't really afford
that car note right now.
633
00:24:39,310 --> 00:24:41,100
So you know what?
The Volvo--
634
00:24:41,172 --> 00:24:42,902
the Volvo actually
best suits you.
635
00:24:42,965 --> 00:24:44,335
- Okay, all right.
636
00:24:44,413 --> 00:24:46,593
So both of you, stop coming
at me like I'm a kid.
637
00:24:46,655 --> 00:24:47,965
At the end of the day,
638
00:24:48,034 --> 00:24:49,934
I'm gonna make the best
decision that is for me.
639
00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:51,450
All right?
- Okay!
640
00:24:51,517 --> 00:24:52,827
- There you go.
- I heard that.
641
00:24:52,896 --> 00:24:55,336
- I got this.
I'll be good.
642
00:24:55,413 --> 00:24:56,723
- She grown.
643
00:24:56,793 --> 00:24:58,383
- All right, girl, do you.
644
00:24:58,448 --> 00:24:59,928
- [chuckles]
645
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,720
Veronica, can I borrow
some money?
646
00:25:01,793 --> 00:25:03,663
- Absolutely not!
647
00:25:03,724 --> 00:25:05,244
Seriously,
after that speech, Layne?
648
00:25:05,310 --> 00:25:07,140
- Yeah.
- You're so crazy, girl.
649
00:25:07,206 --> 00:25:08,516
No, and I just spent
a ton of money
650
00:25:08,586 --> 00:25:10,616
putting my face on bus stop
benches all over Atlanta.
651
00:25:10,689 --> 00:25:12,829
- Okay, sis!
- Yeah!
652
00:25:12,896 --> 00:25:14,686
You know it's called
investing in yourself.
653
00:25:14,758 --> 00:25:18,138
And Layne, if you really want
to revamp your business,
654
00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:19,856
you got to make
some sacrifices.
655
00:25:19,931 --> 00:25:21,691
You got to get
your shop in order
656
00:25:21,758 --> 00:25:23,338
and build your business up,
girl.
657
00:25:23,413 --> 00:25:25,143
Stop playing.
658
00:25:25,206 --> 00:25:27,446
- ♪ I like it when ♪
659
00:25:27,517 --> 00:25:31,167
♪ You do that thing for me ♪
660
00:25:31,241 --> 00:25:33,281
♪ Got it bad ♪
661
00:25:33,344 --> 00:25:37,004
♪ Got it bad,
got it bad ♪
662
00:25:37,068 --> 00:25:39,618
♪ I like it when ♪
663
00:25:39,689 --> 00:25:43,099
♪ You do that thing for me ♪
664
00:25:43,172 --> 00:25:46,142
♪ The way you move your body ♪
665
00:25:46,206 --> 00:25:51,686
♪ Baby you got me open ♪
666
00:25:51,758 --> 00:25:53,408
- All those can stay there.
667
00:25:53,482 --> 00:25:56,342
Uh, the gold ones,
I'm not sure about those.
668
00:25:56,413 --> 00:25:58,003
Okay, guys.
669
00:25:58,068 --> 00:26:04,068
- ♪ My whole life it's
something beautiful ♪
670
00:26:04,137 --> 00:26:06,237
- So these racks
are just all out.
671
00:26:06,310 --> 00:26:07,720
[cell phone chimes]
One sec.
672
00:26:07,793 --> 00:26:09,553
- ♪ Got it bad ♪
673
00:26:09,620 --> 00:26:13,310
♪ Got it bad, got it bad ♪
674
00:26:13,379 --> 00:26:15,589
♪ I like it when ♪
675
00:26:15,655 --> 00:26:19,305
♪ You do the thing for me ♪
676
00:26:19,379 --> 00:26:20,479
♪ Got it bad ♪
677
00:26:20,551 --> 00:26:21,861
- ...windows,
so you can showcase
678
00:26:21,931 --> 00:26:23,551
your favorite pieces
of the season.
679
00:26:23,620 --> 00:26:25,030
- Yeah!
- Okay, great.
680
00:26:25,103 --> 00:26:26,523
- And then here,
right up front,
681
00:26:26,586 --> 00:26:28,336
I want to get three
or four racks...
682
00:26:28,413 --> 00:26:30,103
So just, I don't know,
pick a couple of red shades
683
00:26:30,172 --> 00:26:32,102
that you like that you think
will match the mural.
684
00:26:32,172 --> 00:26:36,522
And then we need to choose
a color, a neutral shade,
685
00:26:36,586 --> 00:26:39,096
for the rugs
on the floor as well.
686
00:26:39,172 --> 00:26:43,212
So, yeah, you can bring in
some options if you want.
687
00:26:43,275 --> 00:26:45,685
- ♪ You're like
a work of art ♪
688
00:26:45,758 --> 00:26:48,998
♪ And I appreciate
every part ♪
689
00:26:49,068 --> 00:26:52,208
♪ Even though it's dark ♪
690
00:26:52,275 --> 00:26:55,165
♪ I see ♪
691
00:26:55,241 --> 00:26:56,661
♪ Got it bad ♪
692
00:26:56,724 --> 00:26:59,314
- Oh, my goodness.
[both chuckle]
693
00:26:59,379 --> 00:27:00,829
- ♪ Got it bad ♪
694
00:27:00,896 --> 00:27:03,206
- Give me one second.
- Okay.
695
00:27:03,275 --> 00:27:07,135
- ♪ Do that thing for me ♪
696
00:27:07,206 --> 00:27:09,546
♪ Got it bad ♪
697
00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:11,140
♪ Got it bad ♪
698
00:27:11,206 --> 00:27:12,966
♪ Got it bad ♪
699
00:27:13,034 --> 00:27:14,554
- Okay, can we please go
in the store now?
700
00:27:14,620 --> 00:27:16,240
- You ready?
- Okay.
701
00:27:16,310 --> 00:27:18,620
- ♪ Do that thing for me ♪
702
00:27:18,689 --> 00:27:21,099
♪ Got it bad ♪
703
00:27:21,172 --> 00:27:24,172
♪ Got it bad, got it bad ♪
704
00:27:24,241 --> 00:27:25,971
- ♪ Ladies,
lately we've been killing it ♪
705
00:27:26,034 --> 00:27:29,144
♪ All around the world, yeah
I know you're feeling this ♪
706
00:27:29,206 --> 00:27:32,336
♪ Put in the mix, celebrate,
put your hands to the sky ♪
707
00:27:32,413 --> 00:27:35,173
♪ We gonna dance,
we gonna have a good time ♪
708
00:27:35,241 --> 00:27:37,381
- You've got to me kidding me.
709
00:27:37,448 --> 00:27:39,278
- ♪ We gonna dance,
we gonna have a good time ♪
710
00:27:39,344 --> 00:27:41,834
♪ Celebrate,
put your hands to the sky ♪
711
00:27:41,896 --> 00:27:44,136
♪ We gonna dance,
we gonna have a good time ♪
712
00:27:44,206 --> 00:27:46,826
[cheers and applause]
713
00:27:46,896 --> 00:27:48,166
♪ It's the year of the woman ♪
714
00:27:48,241 --> 00:27:49,691
♪ I know you hear us roaring ♪
715
00:27:49,758 --> 00:27:52,168
♪ Amazing and stunning,
we can do anything ♪
716
00:27:52,241 --> 00:27:54,001
♪ By any and all means,
it's very necessary ♪
717
00:27:54,068 --> 00:27:56,788
♪ Who represent his queens
without a woman's touch ♪
718
00:27:56,862 --> 00:27:58,622
♪ Where would the world be,
we couldn't go ♪
719
00:27:58,689 --> 00:28:01,759
all: Cheers.
720
00:28:01,827 --> 00:28:03,307
[laughter]
- Yeah.
721
00:28:03,379 --> 00:28:05,549
- Smile, baby girl!
- Good job!
722
00:28:05,620 --> 00:28:07,790
- I knew it.
Pay up, Tracey.
723
00:28:07,862 --> 00:28:09,832
- ♪ Hey it's
time to celebrate ♪
724
00:28:09,896 --> 00:28:11,686
[indistinct chatter]
♪ Live it up, life's great ♪
725
00:28:11,758 --> 00:28:13,858
♪ Hey, it's time
to celebrate ♪
726
00:28:13,931 --> 00:28:15,411
- That's--
- Thank you for coming.
727
00:28:15,482 --> 00:28:17,972
- ♪ Live it up, life's great,
life's great ♪
728
00:28:18,034 --> 00:28:19,554
- Take care.
- Bye.
729
00:28:19,620 --> 00:28:21,970
- ♪ Take a toast, live it up,
life's great ♪
730
00:28:22,034 --> 00:28:23,034
♪ Life's great, hey ♪
731
00:28:23,103 --> 00:28:24,343
♪ It's time to celebrate ♪
732
00:28:24,413 --> 00:28:25,863
♪ Celebrate, hey ♪
733
00:28:25,931 --> 00:28:27,691
♪ It's time to celebrate ♪
734
00:28:27,758 --> 00:28:29,688
♪ Celebrate,
put your hands up high ♪
735
00:28:29,758 --> 00:28:31,998
♪ We gonna dance,
we're gonna have a good time ♪
736
00:28:32,068 --> 00:28:34,588
♪ Celebrate,
put your hands to the sky ♪
737
00:28:34,655 --> 00:28:37,025
♪ We gonna dance,
we're gonna have a good time ♪
738
00:28:37,103 --> 00:28:39,663
♪ Celebrate,
put your hands up high ♪
739
00:28:39,724 --> 00:28:42,004
♪ We gonna dance,
we're gonna have a good time ♪
740
00:28:42,068 --> 00:28:44,548
♪ Celebrate,
put your hands to the sky ♪
741
00:28:44,620 --> 00:28:47,240
♪ We gonna dance,
we're gonna have a good time ♪
742
00:28:47,310 --> 00:28:49,380
♪ Hey,
it's time to celebrate ♪
743
00:28:49,448 --> 00:28:51,408
♪ Celebrate, celebrate,
celebrate ♪
744
00:28:54,413 --> 00:28:56,413
[door bell rings]
745
00:28:56,482 --> 00:28:58,032
- ♪ Gonna have a good time ♪
746
00:28:58,103 --> 00:29:00,523
♪ Celebrate,
put your hands to the sky ♪
747
00:29:00,586 --> 00:29:02,236
♪ We gonna dance,
we're gonna have a good time ♪
748
00:29:02,310 --> 00:29:04,860
- Damn, girl, you could've at
least spruced up a little bit.
749
00:29:04,931 --> 00:29:07,721
- Nigga, we've been doing
this for too long.
750
00:29:07,793 --> 00:29:10,213
And I've got a meeting in
the morning so bring your ass.
751
00:29:10,275 --> 00:29:12,025
- Yes, ma'am.
752
00:29:12,103 --> 00:29:15,103
- ♪ Hey,
it's time to celebrate ♪
753
00:29:15,172 --> 00:29:17,282
♪ Celebrate, celebrate,
celebrate ♪
754
00:29:17,344 --> 00:29:19,454
- Hey.
- Hey!
755
00:29:19,517 --> 00:29:20,787
I came straight
from the airport.
756
00:29:20,862 --> 00:29:22,662
Figured better late
than never, right?
757
00:29:22,724 --> 00:29:24,174
[chuckles]
Hey!
758
00:29:24,241 --> 00:29:26,001
Oh!
759
00:29:26,068 --> 00:29:28,028
I got you these.
760
00:29:28,103 --> 00:29:30,003
- Aww.
- Yeah.
761
00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:32,378
- Peonies, my favorite.
762
00:29:32,448 --> 00:29:34,448
- Aww, I know.
763
00:29:34,517 --> 00:29:38,277
Oh, you added the sconces.
Nice.
764
00:29:38,344 --> 00:29:39,974
- Yeah, well, you were right.
765
00:29:40,034 --> 00:29:41,454
The brown ones are
more neutral,
766
00:29:41,517 --> 00:29:42,757
so they go better.
767
00:29:42,827 --> 00:29:44,097
- Well, we do make
a pretty good team.
768
00:29:44,172 --> 00:29:45,862
- We do.
769
00:29:45,931 --> 00:29:48,621
- Yeah.
770
00:29:48,689 --> 00:29:51,139
- We make a great team.
- [chuckles]
771
00:29:51,206 --> 00:29:53,856
Oh.
772
00:29:56,724 --> 00:29:58,384
The plane ride was rough.
773
00:29:58,448 --> 00:30:00,788
Apparently I was in Denver
for, like, 45 minutes
774
00:30:00,862 --> 00:30:02,342
on the landing strip--
775
00:30:02,413 --> 00:30:04,033
- Yes, I will.
776
00:30:04,103 --> 00:30:06,213
- Huh?
- I do.
777
00:30:06,275 --> 00:30:07,445
Oh wait, no.
778
00:30:07,517 --> 00:30:08,967
Is that like something
you say at the actual--
779
00:30:09,034 --> 00:30:11,344
- Wait, wait, wait.
You--you're saying yes.
780
00:30:11,413 --> 00:30:12,523
- Yes.
- Yes!
781
00:30:12,586 --> 00:30:13,546
- Yes.
- You're saying yes.
782
00:30:13,620 --> 00:30:15,100
- Yes.
- Yes!
783
00:30:15,172 --> 00:30:17,722
[pager beeps]
784
00:30:17,793 --> 00:30:19,663
- Do you have to go in?
Right now?
785
00:30:19,724 --> 00:30:21,414
- Uh, look, sweetheart,
786
00:30:21,482 --> 00:30:23,242
I could just tell them that
my plane got delayed.
787
00:30:23,310 --> 00:30:24,690
I'm not even here technically.
788
00:30:24,758 --> 00:30:26,278
- No, no, you don't--no.
Don't do that.
789
00:30:26,344 --> 00:30:28,034
I don't want anybody giving
birth without you
790
00:30:28,103 --> 00:30:29,213
on my account.
791
00:30:29,275 --> 00:30:30,715
That's crazy.
- No, sweetie, I--
792
00:30:30,793 --> 00:30:32,243
- So you can go in.
It's fine.
793
00:30:32,310 --> 00:30:33,550
- I'll be right back though.
- Okay.
794
00:30:33,620 --> 00:30:35,030
Oh, goodness!
795
00:30:35,103 --> 00:30:36,793
Okay, get out of here.
- I'm so sorry, sweetheart.
796
00:30:36,862 --> 00:30:38,212
- You're gonna give me
a concussion or something?
797
00:30:38,275 --> 00:30:40,095
- I'll leave. I'll leave.
- FaceTime me later, okay?
798
00:30:40,172 --> 00:30:41,762
I love you.
- I love you.
799
00:30:41,827 --> 00:30:43,757
- Bye!
- Yes!
800
00:30:43,827 --> 00:30:45,687
[chuckles]
Yes!
801
00:30:45,758 --> 00:30:48,098
- [sighs]
802
00:30:48,172 --> 00:30:50,932
- ♪ Got me going so crazy,
can we get comfortable? ♪
803
00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,140
- [chuckles]
804
00:30:53,206 --> 00:30:55,476
I feel really good about
my decision
805
00:30:55,551 --> 00:30:57,621
because Tracey was right.
806
00:30:57,689 --> 00:30:59,279
Greg does give me security,
807
00:30:59,344 --> 00:31:01,664
and that is something
that a woman needs.
808
00:31:01,724 --> 00:31:04,834
But Veronica also had
a good point,
809
00:31:04,896 --> 00:31:07,096
which was that a life
worth living
810
00:31:07,172 --> 00:31:08,762
needs a little bit
of excitement.
811
00:31:08,827 --> 00:31:12,477
So I figure if I'm gonna stick
with the Volvo,
812
00:31:12,551 --> 00:31:16,411
I might as well ride
the Porsche one last time.
813
00:31:16,482 --> 00:31:19,142
And I promise,
this is the last time.
814
00:31:19,206 --> 00:31:21,926
- ♪ She just want that
liquor, liquor ♪
815
00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:23,930
♪ Hennessy ♪
816
00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:25,660
[birds chirping]
817
00:31:25,724 --> 00:31:27,594
- [moaning]
818
00:31:27,655 --> 00:31:31,165
- ♪ She just want that
liquor, liquor ♪
819
00:31:31,241 --> 00:31:32,521
- Next time on "Bigger"...
820
00:31:32,586 --> 00:31:34,206
- It is amazing.
821
00:31:34,275 --> 00:31:35,375
- Yeah?
- Yeah!
822
00:31:35,448 --> 00:31:37,208
- Are you still fucking
with dude?
823
00:31:37,275 --> 00:31:39,065
- You're the one that says
you've got to juggle a few
824
00:31:39,137 --> 00:31:40,757
so you can get the right one.
825
00:31:40,827 --> 00:31:42,237
- I'm juggling three of them,
okay?
826
00:31:42,310 --> 00:31:44,480
- If we as a community
put out a welcome mat,
827
00:31:44,551 --> 00:31:48,001
his problems become ours.
828
00:31:48,068 --> 00:31:49,408
- A year ago,
she was picking up my lunch.
829
00:31:49,482 --> 00:31:51,002
And now all of a sudden,
830
00:31:51,068 --> 00:31:53,208
she's the biggest commercial
real estate agent in Atlanta.
831
00:31:53,275 --> 00:31:55,165
- I've been seeing someone.
We are getting married.
832
00:31:55,241 --> 00:31:56,521
- I'm the side nigga.
833
00:31:56,586 --> 00:31:58,066
- So you really don't--
- Mm-mmm.
834
00:31:58,137 --> 00:31:59,657
- Y'all saw me.
I--I really just--
835
00:31:59,724 --> 00:32:02,314
I--I tried to tell him.
61248
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