Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated:
1
00:00:06,214 --> 00:00:08,631
Captain needs to locate
the lateral access valve.
2
00:00:08,714 --> 00:00:09,631
Don't worry, Captain!
3
00:00:09,714 --> 00:00:11,005
You got this!
4
00:00:11,089 --> 00:00:12,756
I've got this.
5
00:00:13,047 --> 00:00:14,631
- That's it.
- Oh, bugger me!
6
00:00:14,714 --> 00:00:16,047
Oh no!
7
00:00:19,714 --> 00:00:20,506
Get me a car to Buffalo.
8
00:00:20,589 --> 00:00:21,774
You're going to the White House?
9
00:00:21,798 --> 00:00:23,589
Oh, yes! Time to do
some corporate begging.
10
00:00:23,673 --> 00:00:24,673
Oh!
11
00:00:24,881 --> 00:00:26,839
Oh, hey! Come on.
12
00:00:26,923 --> 00:00:27,798
I was just doing my job.
13
00:00:27,881 --> 00:00:29,547
Just did what we had to do.
14
00:00:29,631 --> 00:00:30,881
I did what I had to do.
15
00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:32,065
It's getting thicker!
16
00:00:32,089 --> 00:00:34,422
- This is your fault.
- It's Frank's fault!
17
00:00:34,506 --> 00:00:36,482
- He hit the big brown buttons.
- Frank!
18
00:00:36,506 --> 00:00:37,839
Ship him out!
19
00:00:37,923 --> 00:00:38,923
Frank! Frank!
20
00:00:38,964 --> 00:00:41,339
Calm,
and I cannot stress this enough,
21
00:00:41,422 --> 00:00:42,923
the fuck down!
22
00:00:43,005 --> 00:00:45,464
These people
are humanity's finest,
23
00:00:45,547 --> 00:00:47,172
and they need...
24
00:00:47,255 --> 00:00:48,964
The president will see you now.
25
00:00:49,047 --> 00:00:50,047
Great.
26
00:00:57,130 --> 00:00:59,357
He
Nearly got Frank space-lynched,
27
00:00:59,381 --> 00:01:01,214
so what are we gonna do
about Judd?
28
00:01:01,297 --> 00:01:03,714
Two options.
29
00:01:03,798 --> 00:01:06,547
One, murder. And two,
30
00:01:06,631 --> 00:01:08,839
and I know I keep
looping back to this...
31
00:01:08,923 --> 00:01:09,714
murder.
32
00:01:09,798 --> 00:01:11,631
You keep saying that word,
Karen.
33
00:01:11,714 --> 00:01:14,130
You keep saying it.
34
00:01:14,214 --> 00:01:16,839
Okay, can you please
just let me fix your door?
35
00:01:16,923 --> 00:01:18,881
No. I'm going to do this myself.
36
00:01:18,964 --> 00:01:22,172
I may be a fake and a fraud
and a terrible lay
37
00:01:22,255 --> 00:01:24,130
and a credit risk
and a tax-dodger
38
00:01:24,214 --> 00:01:25,547
and an emotional homunculus,
39
00:01:25,631 --> 00:01:28,422
but I am still a useful,
functioning...
40
00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:30,129
Actually, can you do this?
41
00:01:30,172 --> 00:01:31,214
- Yeah.
- Yeah.
42
00:01:32,339 --> 00:01:34,089
- Baby!
- What?
43
00:01:34,172 --> 00:01:35,523
A passenger has just gone
into labor.
44
00:01:35,547 --> 00:01:37,148
- There's gonna be a baby!
- Whoa!
45
00:01:37,172 --> 00:01:38,631
Holy shit! We're having a baby?
46
00:01:38,714 --> 00:01:40,172
- Mr. Judd's in there.
- Why?
47
00:01:40,255 --> 00:01:42,631
He's, quote,
"executive producing" the birth.
48
00:01:43,964 --> 00:01:45,589
- Here.
- Yeah, yeah, leave it with me.
49
00:01:48,839 --> 00:01:50,190
- I'm fine. Yeah.
- You all right?
50
00:01:50,214 --> 00:01:52,339
That's it, come on!
Get it out of her!
51
00:01:52,422 --> 00:01:54,255
That's it. Hey! Hey!
52
00:01:54,339 --> 00:01:57,839
Vacuum extraction! My idea!
We're gonna suck a person
53
00:01:57,923 --> 00:01:59,631
- out of this person!
- Yeah.
54
00:01:59,714 --> 00:02:00,923
Let's go!
55
00:02:01,005 --> 00:02:02,885
God,
the baby is going from a womb
56
00:02:02,923 --> 00:02:04,255
surrounded by bodily fluids
57
00:02:04,339 --> 00:02:06,381
to a ship surrounded
by bodily solids.
58
00:02:06,464 --> 00:02:07,881
Where did you come from,
eyeballs?
59
00:02:07,964 --> 00:02:09,964
Originally? Pennsylvania.
60
00:02:10,047 --> 00:02:11,130
Before the fires.
61
00:02:11,214 --> 00:02:14,130
Whoa!
62
00:02:17,005 --> 00:02:18,964
- I'll cut the string.
- Cord.
63
00:02:19,047 --> 00:02:21,297
Full Hakuna Matata!
64
00:02:21,381 --> 00:02:23,547
There we go. Hey...
65
00:02:23,631 --> 00:02:26,464
I'm gonna keep the placenta.
Fair's fair.
66
00:02:26,547 --> 00:02:29,214
Have this snap frozen.
Landmark human tissue.
67
00:02:30,297 --> 00:02:32,172
- You fucking killed it.
- What?
68
00:02:32,255 --> 00:02:34,756
- Oh...
- Like, I'm smiling.
69
00:02:34,839 --> 00:02:36,756
You killed it, like...
70
00:02:36,839 --> 00:02:37,714
It's a baby.
71
00:02:37,798 --> 00:02:39,255
Yeah, it's really...
It's a good one.
72
00:02:53,881 --> 00:02:55,422
People of Avenue 5,
73
00:02:55,506 --> 00:02:57,714
I bring you tidings
of great joy.
74
00:02:57,798 --> 00:03:01,172
At 1105 hours today,
we welcomed
75
00:03:01,255 --> 00:03:04,172
- the first ever bab...
- The first baby born in space!
76
00:03:06,339 --> 00:03:07,732
- Oh, I'm so sorry, did you...
- It's fine.
77
00:03:07,756 --> 00:03:09,565
- I just really wanted to say it.
- I'm so sorry.
78
00:03:09,589 --> 00:03:12,714
You know, I sometimes have this
terrible case of Karen Mouth
79
00:03:12,798 --> 00:03:15,172
and, you know...
80
00:03:15,255 --> 00:03:16,631
What's the name?
81
00:03:16,714 --> 00:03:18,255
Oh, now she's interested
in babies.
82
00:03:18,339 --> 00:03:21,839
No name as yet.
Current alias, AKA Space Baby.
83
00:03:21,923 --> 00:03:23,190
- A beautiful...
- Baby boy!
84
00:03:23,214 --> 00:03:24,798
- Little baby b...
- Baby boy!
85
00:03:26,339 --> 00:03:28,005
I did it again! You know
what it was?
86
00:03:28,089 --> 00:03:30,339
'Cause you said "little," so...
87
00:03:30,422 --> 00:03:31,964
And I just went straight
to "baby boy,"
88
00:03:32,047 --> 00:03:33,881
so I got there first,
otherwise we would've...
89
00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:35,547
Is that it?
Or is it your Karen Mouth
90
00:03:35,631 --> 00:03:36,940
that you can't shut?
91
00:03:36,964 --> 00:03:40,130
What is that?
Why is the ship beeping?
92
00:03:40,214 --> 00:03:43,339
You know... and this has
never happened before...
93
00:03:44,005 --> 00:03:45,297
I don't actually know.
94
00:03:45,381 --> 00:03:46,523
What does he look like?
95
00:03:46,547 --> 00:03:49,339
- Oh, he is adora...
- Adora...
96
00:03:49,422 --> 00:03:51,506
What is your damage?
97
00:03:51,589 --> 00:03:53,798
- We need to sort this...
- Yeah, Captain, I'm on it.
98
00:03:56,214 --> 00:03:57,649
Presumably, it's a warning
of some kind.
99
00:03:57,673 --> 00:03:59,714
Well, yes, you don't usually
have a recurring beep
100
00:03:59,798 --> 00:04:01,464
to tell you
everything's going just fine.
101
00:04:03,422 --> 00:04:05,631
It's down here.
102
00:04:06,339 --> 00:04:07,547
Some... It's somewhere...
103
00:04:09,798 --> 00:04:11,798
No, it's... it's...
104
00:04:13,673 --> 00:04:15,047
No, it's not up here.
105
00:04:15,130 --> 00:04:17,506
Man, they really love
that baby, huh?
106
00:04:17,589 --> 00:04:19,714
Yeah, babies are like
New Zealanders.
107
00:04:19,798 --> 00:04:22,589
Everyone loves them
and the funny way they talk.
108
00:04:22,673 --> 00:04:25,214
- Oh, there's Iris.
- See that? See that?
109
00:04:25,297 --> 00:04:27,422
She never looks at me like that.
110
00:04:27,506 --> 00:04:29,547
She never gives me that look.
111
00:04:29,631 --> 00:04:31,673
Funny.
112
00:04:32,422 --> 00:04:33,964
- Are you hurting?
- Hmm?
113
00:04:35,339 --> 00:04:36,673
Is that baby hurting you?
114
00:04:39,381 --> 00:04:40,464
Yeah?
115
00:04:41,589 --> 00:04:45,964
Face it.
They prefer that baby to me.
116
00:04:47,005 --> 00:04:48,714
Baby gives them hope.
117
00:04:48,798 --> 00:04:52,255
All I give them
is shitty-yuck-yuck.
118
00:04:52,339 --> 00:04:55,297
Not that it's a competition.
119
00:04:55,381 --> 00:04:56,964
Judd versus Baby.
120
00:04:57,839 --> 00:04:59,964
But if it were,
I'd destroy that baby.
121
00:05:00,047 --> 00:05:02,631
Physically, emotionally,
endurance-wise.
122
00:05:02,714 --> 00:05:03,798
I'd finish that baby
123
00:05:03,881 --> 00:05:06,255
before he could get past
the first month.
124
00:05:06,339 --> 00:05:07,798
It wouldn't even be
a fair contest.
125
00:05:07,881 --> 00:05:10,148
One shot to the soft spot,
that baby's down for the count.
126
00:05:10,172 --> 00:05:12,381
Yeah, it wouldn't have
the upper body strength.
127
00:05:14,297 --> 00:05:18,214
Captain? Captain.
Uh, the ship is beeping.
128
00:05:18,297 --> 00:05:21,089
And I can tell you why.
I'm going to cover my mouth...
129
00:05:21,172 --> 00:05:23,839
because this
could cause mass distress.
130
00:05:23,923 --> 00:05:27,422
It's an oxygen beep.
Uh, we've got a leak.
131
00:05:29,714 --> 00:05:31,547
- Well... I mean, that...
- Billie? Billie?
132
00:05:31,631 --> 00:05:33,756
I don't know
what else it could be,
133
00:05:33,839 --> 00:05:35,464
and maybe he's right?
134
00:05:35,547 --> 00:05:37,381
- I... I... I just...
- We need oxygen!
135
00:05:37,464 --> 00:05:38,857
- I love oxygen!
- Captain, your mouth.
136
00:05:38,881 --> 00:05:40,523
- Cover your fucking mouth.
- Billie?
137
00:05:40,547 --> 00:05:42,506
Well, hopefully it's just one...
138
00:05:42,589 --> 00:05:43,631
Hopefully, it's just
139
00:05:43,714 --> 00:05:45,089
- one leaking tank...
- Okay.
140
00:05:45,172 --> 00:05:47,798
But if the recycling
system's screwed, then...
141
00:05:47,881 --> 00:05:48,881
so are we.
142
00:05:48,964 --> 00:05:51,631
The running out of air,
is it as bad as they say?
143
00:05:51,714 --> 00:05:53,297
- Or not as bad?
- Yeah, it's bad.
144
00:05:53,381 --> 00:05:55,781
I mean, like, first you get,
like, a grittiness in your eyes,
145
00:05:55,839 --> 00:05:58,130
then your tongue is literally
gonna boil in your mouth
146
00:05:58,214 --> 00:06:01,005
before you just pass out and you
just never wake up again.
147
00:06:01,089 --> 00:06:03,005
Don't forget the organ failure.
148
00:06:03,089 --> 00:06:05,464
Oh, I almost forgot
the organ failure.
149
00:06:05,547 --> 00:06:08,422
I've just seen
my perfect Space Baby.
150
00:06:08,506 --> 00:06:09,964
Iris,
you should prepare to enjoy
151
00:06:10,047 --> 00:06:11,287
your last moments of happiness,
152
00:06:11,339 --> 00:06:14,214
because we think
we may have an oxygen leak.
153
00:06:14,297 --> 00:06:15,547
- An oxygen leak?
- Shh!
154
00:06:15,631 --> 00:06:17,440
Freak out into your hand
and cover your mouth.
155
00:06:17,464 --> 00:06:19,315
- Do we have enough to get home?
- It depends.
156
00:06:19,339 --> 00:06:22,631
Vigorous activity would
drain this turkey in no time.
157
00:06:22,714 --> 00:06:25,005
I'm talking exercise, singing,
158
00:06:25,089 --> 00:06:27,130
lovemaking,
if you're doing it right.
159
00:06:27,214 --> 00:06:28,214
Ugh.
160
00:06:28,297 --> 00:06:29,839
Hey! Hi there. Howdy.
161
00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,464
You keep greeting people
in triplicate,
162
00:06:31,547 --> 00:06:33,506
we'll be dead by Tuesday.
163
00:06:33,589 --> 00:06:34,714
- Karen.
- Hey.
164
00:06:34,798 --> 00:06:35,940
Why do you all look so jumpy?
165
00:06:35,964 --> 00:06:40,047
We... have a leak.
We're running out of oxygen.
166
00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:42,214
A leak?!
167
00:06:42,297 --> 00:06:44,547
What is this ship made of,
tin foil?
168
00:06:46,255 --> 00:06:47,130
Hi, girl.
169
00:06:47,214 --> 00:06:48,714
I don't actually think
this is about
170
00:06:48,798 --> 00:06:50,547
that non-combat-ready baby.
171
00:06:50,631 --> 00:06:51,756
I think it's about
172
00:06:51,839 --> 00:06:54,923
what your inner voice
is telling you about yourself.
173
00:06:55,005 --> 00:06:57,214
- What is it saying?
- The one I'm using now?
174
00:06:57,297 --> 00:06:58,714
No, the voice inside your head.
175
00:06:58,798 --> 00:07:02,047
Oh, no, my thoughts connect
instantaneously with my mouth.
176
00:07:02,130 --> 00:07:03,422
It's extremely efficient.
177
00:07:03,506 --> 00:07:05,464
Clinically,
it's probably very unique.
178
00:07:06,255 --> 00:07:08,381
Iris!
179
00:07:08,464 --> 00:07:10,673
Okay, how about this?
180
00:07:12,214 --> 00:07:13,690
You need to change
the way they see you.
181
00:07:13,714 --> 00:07:16,130
You need to change the way
they see the shit.
182
00:07:18,339 --> 00:07:19,339
Wait...
183
00:07:21,089 --> 00:07:22,297
Are... Are you...
184
00:07:23,506 --> 00:07:25,464
Are you talking about...
185
00:07:25,547 --> 00:07:26,631
lasers?
186
00:07:29,339 --> 00:07:31,589
Specifically...
187
00:07:31,673 --> 00:07:36,339
illuminating the ring
of nasty shit
188
00:07:36,422 --> 00:07:40,297
around the ship
with some goddamn lasers?
189
00:07:41,297 --> 00:07:42,881
Iris!
190
00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:47,297
- Miss Mulcair?
- Hi.
191
00:07:47,381 --> 00:07:49,464
The President thanks you
for your visit,
192
00:07:49,547 --> 00:07:52,381
and I can confirm
we will be funding the rescue.
193
00:07:52,464 --> 00:07:53,964
Oh, knock me sideways!
194
00:07:54,047 --> 00:07:57,297
That is like diving into
a bath of beans!
195
00:07:57,381 --> 00:07:59,798
Well, once you clear it
with the Other President,
196
00:07:59,881 --> 00:08:00,881
you are good to go!
197
00:08:00,923 --> 00:08:03,381
I'm sorry?
The Other President?
198
00:08:03,464 --> 00:08:06,172
I assumed the Other President
was already across this.
199
00:08:06,255 --> 00:08:08,047
We don't like to bother
the Other President
200
00:08:08,130 --> 00:08:09,589
unless
it's absolutely necessary.
201
00:08:09,673 --> 00:08:11,339
- No?
- So, if you could just slip on
202
00:08:11,422 --> 00:08:13,047
these electrostatic
shoe covers...
203
00:08:13,130 --> 00:08:15,964
- Right, okay, right.
- If we could just get a move on.
204
00:08:16,047 --> 00:08:19,881
Okay. Let's go and... do this!
205
00:08:56,547 --> 00:08:59,714
Good morning and so forth.
Mm-hmm.
206
00:08:59,798 --> 00:09:02,172
- Oh, Mr. Judd...
- Great.
207
00:09:02,255 --> 00:09:05,381
Shall we begin this meeting
forthwith heretofore, please?
208
00:09:07,964 --> 00:09:10,089
All right, so, uh, welcome
209
00:09:10,172 --> 00:09:14,881
to this first passenger-crew
liaison meeting.
210
00:09:16,923 --> 00:09:19,047
Fucking hands!
211
00:09:19,130 --> 00:09:20,923
All you had to do
was hold the cup!
212
00:09:21,005 --> 00:09:23,381
- Fumbling bitches...
- Is he British?
213
00:09:23,464 --> 00:09:25,047
- No, he's doing a voice.
- Oh, okay.
214
00:09:25,130 --> 00:09:27,090
You know it's coming,
then you forget it's coming,
215
00:09:27,130 --> 00:09:28,690
- and it just...
- Set a reminder, uh,
216
00:09:28,714 --> 00:09:30,106
pre-beep to remind me
of the big beep.
217
00:09:30,130 --> 00:09:31,940
- You got it, baby.
- Already on it, thank you, Matt.
218
00:09:31,964 --> 00:09:34,381
All right, so,
I think it would be fitting
219
00:09:34,464 --> 00:09:37,673
- to start with an apology.
- I accept.
220
00:09:37,756 --> 00:09:40,047
From you to me,
you big S-gibbon,
221
00:09:40,130 --> 00:09:43,214
because you tried to fire
my husband out the ship!
222
00:09:43,297 --> 00:09:45,047
Mm-mm. I never say sorry.
223
00:09:45,130 --> 00:09:46,881
Like my hero, Gandhi.
224
00:09:46,964 --> 00:09:49,714
All right. Agenda, shall we?
225
00:09:49,798 --> 00:09:51,255
I have a question.
226
00:09:51,339 --> 00:09:54,756
I would like a new cabin
away from my broken prophylactic
227
00:09:54,839 --> 00:09:55,964
- of a husband.
- Will you...
228
00:09:56,047 --> 00:09:58,631
All due respect, normo,
we have bigger fish to fry.
229
00:09:58,714 --> 00:10:00,756
Second that.
And we can't afford the air.
230
00:10:00,839 --> 00:10:02,130
- Right.
- Wait, why not?
231
00:10:03,547 --> 00:10:05,440
What do you mean,
you can't afford the air?
232
00:10:05,464 --> 00:10:07,923
- Iris, did you... did you just laugh?
- You're delirious.
233
00:10:08,005 --> 00:10:10,923
All right, so,
I have figured out a way
234
00:10:11,005 --> 00:10:14,047
to re-perceive the turd sleeve
around this ship.
235
00:10:14,130 --> 00:10:17,130
Three words:
Theatrical lighting rig.
236
00:10:17,214 --> 00:10:20,756
And here's five:
What, what, and why?
237
00:10:20,839 --> 00:10:22,673
Uh... No, that's four.
238
00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:23,756
Fuck, I'm so tired.
Jesus.
239
00:10:23,839 --> 00:10:25,756
I'm sorry,
are we running out of air?
240
00:10:25,839 --> 00:10:27,214
- Yeah.
- Like, actual air?
241
00:10:27,297 --> 00:10:28,756
Not, like, cooking air
242
00:10:28,839 --> 00:10:30,714
or, you know, like,
air conditioning...
243
00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,631
In nine months,
so don't get pregnant,
244
00:10:32,714 --> 00:10:34,130
that'd be a complete
waste of time.
245
00:10:34,214 --> 00:10:37,047
Okay, I'm... I'm calm.
I'm not gonna tell anybody.
246
00:10:37,714 --> 00:10:39,464
Good. All right.
247
00:10:39,547 --> 00:10:41,881
- So, can we just focus...
- I thought I was calm,
248
00:10:41,964 --> 00:10:44,130
but I am not fucking calm.
I don't wanna die!
249
00:10:44,214 --> 00:10:46,172
I don't wanna run out of air!
250
00:10:46,255 --> 00:10:47,506
Thank you.
251
00:10:55,339 --> 00:10:58,673
- Hey, Secretary of State.
- Hi, Judd Galaxy.
252
00:11:00,339 --> 00:11:01,506
I like your nails.
253
00:11:03,881 --> 00:11:05,756
- Thank you.
- You got any wax?
254
00:11:05,839 --> 00:11:08,339
- This string's dried out.
- What, crossbow wax?
255
00:11:08,422 --> 00:11:10,881
Ooh, let me have a look.
No, sorry.
256
00:11:10,964 --> 00:11:12,547
Oh, it's me.
257
00:11:14,923 --> 00:11:17,464
Okay. Do I just...?
258
00:11:17,547 --> 00:11:20,023
Miss Mulcair, please clearly
259
00:11:20,047 --> 00:11:21,339
and audibly state your business.
260
00:11:21,422 --> 00:11:25,089
Right, hello. Uh, I am here
on behalf of Judd Galaxy.
261
00:11:25,172 --> 00:11:28,172
We urgently need rescue funds.
262
00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:32,339
Four point two three
trillion dollars.
263
00:11:32,422 --> 00:11:35,255
I believe written materials
have been submitted directly...
264
00:11:36,005 --> 00:11:37,047
into you?
265
00:11:38,589 --> 00:11:40,749
We will
redirect funds from the...
266
00:11:40,798 --> 00:11:42,547
National Child Welfare...
267
00:11:42,631 --> 00:11:43,631
program.
268
00:11:43,673 --> 00:11:47,381
Oh. Oh, my God.
This... This is...
269
00:11:47,464 --> 00:11:50,047
everything!
270
00:11:50,130 --> 00:11:51,714
Thank you so much!
271
00:11:51,798 --> 00:11:54,130
I have been
in such a dark place.
272
00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,798
Can I... No? No?
273
00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:57,381
Thank you. Thank you, thank you.
274
00:11:57,464 --> 00:11:59,440
Please,
will you consider the removal
275
00:11:59,464 --> 00:12:01,297
of 500 non-essential passengers?
276
00:12:03,255 --> 00:12:04,631
Right.
277
00:12:04,714 --> 00:12:08,464
I absolutely hear...
what you're saying.
278
00:12:08,547 --> 00:12:11,798
It's just that that would raise
one or two
279
00:12:11,881 --> 00:12:14,005
- ethical questions...
- Thank you!
280
00:12:14,089 --> 00:12:16,339
Your query has been forwarded
to the...
281
00:12:16,422 --> 00:12:17,774
Department of Ethics.
282
00:12:17,798 --> 00:12:19,798
- But, uh...
- Goodbye. Have a nice day.
283
00:12:19,881 --> 00:12:21,881
No. No, no, no, no.
284
00:12:21,964 --> 00:12:24,130
All right,
so I appreciate that some of us
285
00:12:24,214 --> 00:12:26,631
are sleep-victimized. However,
286
00:12:26,714 --> 00:12:29,339
bearing in mind
the scarcity of resources,
287
00:12:29,422 --> 00:12:31,547
can we try to keep lang'
at an abs' min'?
288
00:12:31,631 --> 00:12:35,464
- Wh... What are you saying?
- I am trying to conserve oxygen
289
00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,839
by... 'bridging my w'rds.
290
00:12:37,923 --> 00:12:39,756
Well, it's highly,
highly confusing.
291
00:12:39,839 --> 00:12:41,714
You see, you did not need
the second "highly,"
292
00:12:41,798 --> 00:12:43,923
- one would've s'ff'c'd.
- Would...
293
00:12:44,005 --> 00:12:45,005
- Sufficed.
- Ugh.
294
00:12:45,089 --> 00:12:46,923
- Jesus frazzling Christ!
- Oh, my God.
295
00:12:47,005 --> 00:12:49,297
Can we skip
the missing letters round?
296
00:12:49,381 --> 00:12:51,297
I've just reconsidered
your earlier point,
297
00:12:51,381 --> 00:12:53,422
re: An apology. S'ry.
298
00:12:55,881 --> 00:12:57,422
- Iris, you laughed!
- Fine! I'm s...
299
00:12:57,506 --> 00:12:59,398
- What's the matter with you?
- I... I find it amusing.
300
00:12:59,422 --> 00:13:02,589
I don't know why,
it just... beep!
301
00:13:02,673 --> 00:13:04,923
Why are you being such a baby,
Iris? Hmm?
302
00:13:05,005 --> 00:13:07,005
You like babies so much
you wanna be one?
303
00:13:07,089 --> 00:13:09,756
Question: Are we really
running out of air?
304
00:13:09,839 --> 00:13:12,589
- Supplemental: What the fuck?
- Yes!
305
00:13:12,673 --> 00:13:14,047
To your first question.
306
00:13:14,130 --> 00:13:16,422
I don't know how to answer
your second question.
307
00:13:16,506 --> 00:13:19,130
But Matty and I
have come up with
308
00:13:19,214 --> 00:13:21,547
a series
of oxygen conservation policies.
309
00:13:21,631 --> 00:13:23,089
"Oxygen conservation policies."
310
00:13:23,172 --> 00:13:24,523
Well, that's a lungful
right there.
311
00:13:24,547 --> 00:13:26,714
Let's try to keep the energy
positive around Mr. Judd
312
00:13:26,798 --> 00:13:28,589
- while he pupates.
- While he what?
313
00:13:28,673 --> 00:13:29,839
While he pupates.
314
00:13:29,923 --> 00:13:32,297
I've gone through a period
of serious introspection
315
00:13:32,381 --> 00:13:33,422
since last night.
316
00:13:34,214 --> 00:13:35,214
Okay, so first of...
317
00:13:35,255 --> 00:13:38,297
Oh, also, you should know,
I... I tent now.
318
00:13:38,381 --> 00:13:41,673
First up, no running.
Leads to panting.
319
00:13:41,756 --> 00:13:43,422
- Don't do it.
- Oh, secondly,
320
00:13:43,506 --> 00:13:47,255
fat people shouldn't use stairs,
and avoid any incline.
321
00:13:47,339 --> 00:13:49,839
Direct! Merciless. Yes.
322
00:13:49,923 --> 00:13:51,756
Uh, fat people should not
exert themselves.
323
00:13:51,839 --> 00:13:55,089
- By fat people, do you mean...
- Anyone over two...
324
00:13:55,172 --> 00:13:57,130
Two hundred
and fifty-seven pounds.
325
00:13:57,214 --> 00:13:59,464
- Mm-mm.
- Mm-hmm.
326
00:13:59,547 --> 00:14:00,798
- Mm-hmm?
- Mm-hmm.
327
00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:05,130
Okay, uh, yes,
a 257-pound cutoff.
328
00:14:05,214 --> 00:14:07,981
So what are we going to do? We're gonna
weigh people as they go about their...
329
00:14:08,005 --> 00:14:10,398
- Are you really asking questions about...
- You know what? Everyone...
330
00:14:10,422 --> 00:14:13,172
Please get outta here. I... I
need a safe space to create.
331
00:14:13,255 --> 00:14:16,172
Just me, Matty, and the person
whose name I ignored.
332
00:14:16,255 --> 00:14:17,547
- Who's that?
- You.
333
00:14:17,631 --> 00:14:18,673
Okay.
334
00:14:18,756 --> 00:14:20,839
That guy is a complete moron.
The more he talks,
335
00:14:20,923 --> 00:14:23,589
- the more in danger we all are.
- Unless we 'M' him.
336
00:14:23,673 --> 00:14:25,190
Okay, Karen,
you gotta stop saying that.
337
00:14:25,214 --> 00:14:27,495
That is clearly not an option...
338
00:14:28,130 --> 00:14:29,339
Life coached by Matt?
339
00:14:29,422 --> 00:14:31,297
That's like being taught
to drive by a hen.
340
00:14:31,381 --> 00:14:33,381
We're running out of oxygen
and he's "pupating."
341
00:14:33,464 --> 00:14:34,756
He could kill us all.
342
00:14:34,839 --> 00:14:39,881
Well, you know, Iris,
we could... sedate him.
343
00:14:39,964 --> 00:14:42,714
Yeah, no, that could work.
That could actually work.
344
00:14:42,798 --> 00:14:44,214
Well, we could double the dose?
345
00:14:44,297 --> 00:14:45,381
He might have a stroke,
346
00:14:45,464 --> 00:14:47,673
then you'll only be physically
wiping his ass.
347
00:14:47,756 --> 00:14:51,339
Right. Where are we gonna get
sedatives and a dart gun?
348
00:14:51,422 --> 00:14:52,714
Well, Matt monitors the supply,
349
00:14:52,798 --> 00:14:55,756
and I bet he has full access
to whatev' they got down there.
350
00:14:55,839 --> 00:14:57,381
Sir, it's Rav for you.
351
00:14:57,464 --> 00:14:59,714
We round Jupiter in three
minutes and lose comms.
352
00:14:59,798 --> 00:15:01,881
My cabin is closest,
so stride with me.
353
00:15:01,964 --> 00:15:05,297
Excuse me! Karen Kelly!
Make a hole, or I will!
354
00:15:09,756 --> 00:15:11,381
Gah...
355
00:15:11,464 --> 00:15:12,964
Now, honey,
356
00:15:13,047 --> 00:15:14,339
I have an update for you,
357
00:15:14,422 --> 00:15:17,464
and I don't want you
to go all flappy on me.
358
00:15:17,547 --> 00:15:18,839
Okay...
359
00:15:18,923 --> 00:15:20,881
The ship is leaking oxygen.
360
00:15:20,964 --> 00:15:22,005
From what I understand,
361
00:15:22,089 --> 00:15:24,506
it will be like drowning
with dirt in your mouth
362
00:15:24,589 --> 00:15:25,839
and a tractor on your chest.
363
00:15:26,673 --> 00:15:27,673
Okay.
364
00:15:28,881 --> 00:15:30,839
That's fine.
365
00:15:32,381 --> 00:15:33,464
Fuck.
366
00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:39,881
Sorry. I'm sorry.
It's only oxygen.
367
00:15:39,964 --> 00:15:41,172
All right.
368
00:15:41,255 --> 00:15:42,339
So don't talk,
369
00:15:42,422 --> 00:15:45,047
because then you will last
marginally longer.
370
00:15:45,130 --> 00:15:45,964
Attaboy.
371
00:15:46,047 --> 00:15:47,923
Okay, guys,
I think we're on. Yeah.
372
00:15:48,005 --> 00:15:50,805
And we don't have long with her,
and it could get a little bit glitchy.
373
00:15:50,881 --> 00:15:52,273
Hello... speaking... Hello?
374
00:15:52,297 --> 00:15:53,815
Great. Hi! I... start speaking.
375
00:15:53,839 --> 00:15:55,482
I'm gonna start speaking
before... get cut off.
376
00:15:55,506 --> 00:15:57,798
I have some good news
and some not so good news.
377
00:15:57,881 --> 00:16:01,047
The good news is...
we have funding!
378
00:16:01,130 --> 00:16:03,756
Yay! Come on!
379
00:16:03,839 --> 00:16:05,589
Wh... What was that?
What did she...
380
00:16:05,673 --> 00:16:08,440
- She said they had funding.
- Shush! Yes, yes, shush! -The not so good news is
381
00:16:08,464 --> 00:16:11,297
the Other President suggested
we explore losing...
382
00:16:11,381 --> 00:16:14,172
500 NEPs, but I rejected that,
383
00:16:14,255 --> 00:16:18,297
I said, "No, we are not killing
500 people, not today!"
384
00:16:18,381 --> 00:16:20,339
Other President
sug... we explore
385
00:16:20,422 --> 00:16:22,631
losing 500 NEPs...
386
00:16:22,714 --> 00:16:25,047
Wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no. No, no, no! No!
387
00:16:25,130 --> 00:16:27,923
No, now Earth is the other side of Jupiter.
388
00:16:28,005 --> 00:16:30,839
- What's NEPs?
- Non-essential personnel, like...
389
00:16:30,923 --> 00:16:33,673
- Mm... Mm-mm.
- Okay. That is not on the table.
390
00:16:33,756 --> 00:16:37,589
We are not getting rid of
500 non-essential personnel.
391
00:16:37,673 --> 00:16:38,964
My hands always get clammy
392
00:16:39,047 --> 00:16:40,923
whenever I shower
in a strange room.
393
00:16:41,005 --> 00:16:42,190
Fuck you, Doug!
394
00:16:42,214 --> 00:16:44,798
- How are you here?
- Yeah, what the actual frig?
395
00:16:44,881 --> 00:16:47,214
Are you wearing Frank's clothes?
396
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:48,547
- Two sugars?
- Yeah.
397
00:16:48,631 --> 00:16:51,339
I have just been ordered
homeless by Herman Judd,
398
00:16:51,422 --> 00:16:53,297
so I no longer have access
to a bathroom.
399
00:16:53,381 --> 00:16:55,214
Oh, great. You see this, Frank?
400
00:16:55,297 --> 00:16:57,172
He's using you
as a toilet friend.
401
00:16:57,255 --> 00:16:58,649
Are you guys
seriously considering
402
00:16:58,673 --> 00:17:00,339
getting rid of 500 passengers?
403
00:17:00,422 --> 00:17:03,089
No, and you are not gonna say it
out there. All right?
404
00:17:03,172 --> 00:17:04,690
And you're particularly
not gonna say it
405
00:17:04,714 --> 00:17:06,357
in front of Herman Judd.- -
406
00:17:06,381 --> 00:17:09,089
- Oh, you... monotonal fuck!
- Fuck you, Doug!
407
00:17:14,172 --> 00:17:16,756
Good morning, everyone!
408
00:17:16,839 --> 00:17:18,798
We finally have a baby name.
409
00:17:19,381 --> 00:17:20,422
Kayden!
410
00:17:23,255 --> 00:17:26,005
- Kayden?
- That's an asshole name!
411
00:17:26,089 --> 00:17:28,339
Okay, it's just a word.
412
00:17:28,422 --> 00:17:30,297
And you're an asshole, asshole.
413
00:17:32,214 --> 00:17:33,547
- Oh, you.
- Doug.
414
00:17:33,631 --> 00:17:35,297
You look different.
Fatter, maybe?
415
00:17:35,381 --> 00:17:37,547
No, it's probably just
my spirit swelling
416
00:17:37,631 --> 00:17:40,464
now that I'm not with you.
417
00:17:40,547 --> 00:17:43,106
- Hey, you're hiding something.
- I don't know what you're talking about.
418
00:17:43,130 --> 00:17:45,214
I know that, Doug,
that's your factory setting.
419
00:17:45,297 --> 00:17:47,506
Actually, I... I have been
made privy to something.
420
00:17:47,589 --> 00:17:49,047
Okay, so you know about
421
00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:50,798
- the oxygen.
- The passengers.
422
00:17:50,881 --> 00:17:52,214
- Oxygen?
- The shortage.
423
00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:53,714
- There's a shortage of air?
- Yes!
424
00:17:53,798 --> 00:17:55,478
- Holy fuck! Are you kid...
- Okay, okay...
425
00:17:55,547 --> 00:17:56,981
- Oh, my God, are you serious?
- Stop panicking.
426
00:17:57,005 --> 00:17:59,005
This is when one panics!
We are running out of air
427
00:17:59,089 --> 00:18:01,339
and they're shooting 500
passengers out of the airlock.
428
00:18:01,422 --> 00:18:02,422
- What?
- Yes!
429
00:18:02,464 --> 00:18:04,148
The airlock? Oh, my God!
Oh, my fucking God!
430
00:18:04,172 --> 00:18:05,440
- That's horrible.
- This is panicking!
431
00:18:05,464 --> 00:18:07,106
- Why can you panic and I can't...
- I'm not panicking!
432
00:18:07,130 --> 00:18:09,631
- Yeah, neither was I!
- Then stop and lower your voice!
433
00:18:09,714 --> 00:18:10,881
Fine.
434
00:18:11,005 --> 00:18:14,589
Also, the captain is speaking
in that British voice...
435
00:18:14,673 --> 00:18:17,381
- Yeah, I heard that.
- All right, listen, fucker,
436
00:18:17,464 --> 00:18:20,089
if they start suggesting names
of passengers,
437
00:18:20,172 --> 00:18:21,690
let's not suggest each other,
all right?
438
00:18:21,714 --> 00:18:23,273
- That's actually a really good...
- Okay, fine.
439
00:18:23,297 --> 00:18:24,422
- Good plan.
- All right.
440
00:18:24,506 --> 00:18:25,756
Put your hard-on away.
441
00:18:25,839 --> 00:18:27,547
This is purely
self-preservation.
442
00:18:27,631 --> 00:18:28,923
Yeah, I think the same thing.
443
00:18:29,005 --> 00:18:29,923
- Great.
- All right, see you I...
444
00:18:30,005 --> 00:18:31,315
- See you around.
- Okay. See you never.
445
00:18:31,339 --> 00:18:32,756
Come on.
446
00:18:32,839 --> 00:18:34,881
- Fuck you!
- No, fuck you, Doug!
447
00:18:36,589 --> 00:18:37,673
Do you wanna...
448
00:18:38,964 --> 00:18:42,005
Okay, Matt, uh...
449
00:18:46,547 --> 00:18:48,214
Uh, I... I, um...
450
00:18:48,297 --> 00:18:50,315
- I need you to hook me up.
- What do you need?
451
00:18:50,339 --> 00:18:52,172
Synthetic veal?
Porno? Mint jelly?
452
00:18:52,255 --> 00:18:53,714
All of them, if you can.
453
00:18:53,798 --> 00:18:56,130
- Jesus!
- But first, I... I, uh...
454
00:18:56,214 --> 00:19:00,589
I actually want lots and lots
and lots of sedatives.
455
00:19:00,673 --> 00:19:03,964
Look, my area of expertise
is pretty limited.
456
00:19:04,047 --> 00:19:06,589
It's basically recreational
barbiturates,
457
00:19:06,673 --> 00:19:09,839
Eastern sex practices,
Christmas music.
458
00:19:09,923 --> 00:19:13,756
But I do know suffering,
and you're suffering.
459
00:19:13,839 --> 00:19:16,631
So I just need a little bit more
information to make sure
460
00:19:16,714 --> 00:19:19,756
I'm not causing more harm
than I'm fixing.
461
00:19:21,506 --> 00:19:23,589
- I was bullied at school.
- Was it your ears?
462
00:19:23,673 --> 00:19:24,923
What? No. What do you mean?
463
00:19:25,005 --> 00:19:26,273
- What's wrong with my ears?
- Nothing.
464
00:19:26,297 --> 00:19:28,923
But that is what I would
go in on, if I was bullying you.
465
00:19:29,005 --> 00:19:30,130
I'd make you self-conscious
466
00:19:30,214 --> 00:19:31,690
about something
that isn't even a thing
467
00:19:31,714 --> 00:19:33,714
because it makes you
question your sanity.
468
00:19:33,798 --> 00:19:36,923
Ain't that right,
you jar-eared Dumbo fuck?
469
00:19:38,130 --> 00:19:39,673
- It's brutal.
- I... Yeah... Mm.
470
00:19:39,756 --> 00:19:42,631
You're right, I hate my ears.
Yeah.
471
00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:43,981
- Sedatives?
- I mean, look at you.
472
00:19:44,005 --> 00:19:45,839
You're like a gimp on a leash
right now.
473
00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,723
- Mm-hmm.
- You'd do anything for these drugs.
474
00:19:47,756 --> 00:19:49,516
- Anything.
- And if I don't give 'em to you,
475
00:19:49,589 --> 00:19:51,381
you're probably gonna go
below decks...
476
00:19:51,464 --> 00:19:52,774
and get them from the guys
down there.
477
00:19:52,798 --> 00:19:54,732
But you're gonna have to
sexually humiliate yourself.
478
00:19:54,756 --> 00:19:56,172
You are so good.
You're right.
479
00:19:56,255 --> 00:19:58,839
I was this close
to going down there and...
480
00:19:58,923 --> 00:20:00,464
showing someone my bottom.
481
00:20:06,798 --> 00:20:10,005
Well, I...
I got the, um, the sleeping...
482
00:20:10,089 --> 00:20:12,297
- Oh.
- Yeah. Take two of these,
483
00:20:12,381 --> 00:20:14,506
it's like you've died
and gone to the opera.
484
00:20:14,589 --> 00:20:15,774
All right, so give me one
485
00:20:15,798 --> 00:20:18,631
because I'm so tired
that my hair hurts me.
486
00:20:18,714 --> 00:20:21,130
Oh, no.
These are for, um...
487
00:20:21,214 --> 00:20:24,297
what's the... who's the guy
who runs Judd Industries?
488
00:20:24,381 --> 00:20:25,881
- Judd.
- Yes.
489
00:20:25,964 --> 00:20:30,339
So, apparently, even, uh,
Space Baby can't sleep.
490
00:20:30,422 --> 00:20:31,964
Respectfully, fuck him.
491
00:20:32,047 --> 00:20:34,381
No, seriously, 'cause he's...
He's in an incubator,
492
00:20:34,464 --> 00:20:36,214
those things are soundproofed
to balls.
493
00:20:36,297 --> 00:20:39,172
I'll take the sedatives,
and I'll go Judd drug.
494
00:20:39,255 --> 00:20:42,255
No, Karen, you will kill him.
There's a difference.
495
00:20:42,339 --> 00:20:44,964
Okay, so you two
give me the, um...
496
00:20:46,673 --> 00:20:49,673
them things,
and then I'll go...
497
00:20:50,297 --> 00:20:51,297
What?
498
00:20:51,381 --> 00:20:52,714
I'll go to... Who they for?
499
00:20:54,506 --> 00:20:56,523
- I'll take them. I'll take...
- Oh, no, no, Billie, Billie, no...
500
00:20:56,547 --> 00:20:59,315
- Yeah, but I'm gonna give them... - Billie, give them to me.
- Okay...
501
00:20:59,339 --> 00:21:00,422
Oh, look, it's the king!
502
00:21:00,506 --> 00:21:01,839
- Where?
- A-ha!
503
00:21:01,923 --> 00:21:05,005
In your face, you and...
And the other one.
504
00:21:05,089 --> 00:21:07,047
Okay. Michele's an engineer,
505
00:21:07,130 --> 00:21:08,398
you tell him
exactly what you want.
506
00:21:08,422 --> 00:21:10,839
- Get as technical as you like.
- Okay.
507
00:21:11,756 --> 00:21:12,589
Michele, huh?
508
00:21:12,673 --> 00:21:14,464
I don't like boys
with girls' names.
509
00:21:14,547 --> 00:21:15,673
Okay, so...
510
00:21:16,923 --> 00:21:22,339
We fire the glitter at the turds
as we turn the lasers on?
511
00:21:22,422 --> 00:21:25,339
Or... sequins.
512
00:21:25,422 --> 00:21:31,422
Maybe sequin bombs that we make
from degradable plastics,
513
00:21:31,506 --> 00:21:34,881
and then shoot them
at the turds.
514
00:21:34,964 --> 00:21:39,172
I'm thinking six
every two minutes,
515
00:21:39,255 --> 00:21:42,047
to ensure a steady shimmer.
516
00:21:42,130 --> 00:21:45,464
Then glitter, then confetti,
517
00:21:45,547 --> 00:21:50,255
then, maybe, fairy lights,
if we all feel we've earned it.
518
00:21:50,339 --> 00:21:51,964
Okay, read it back to me.
519
00:21:52,047 --> 00:21:53,130
Let's make a sex tape!
520
00:21:53,214 --> 00:21:54,839
Get out of my line of sight.
521
00:21:59,422 --> 00:22:00,714
Action.
522
00:22:01,673 --> 00:22:04,047
Herman Judd here,
with a brief word.
523
00:22:04,130 --> 00:22:06,714
Indeed, all of our words
must now be brief.
524
00:22:06,798 --> 00:22:09,422
That is because we're
running out of breathable air.
525
00:22:11,214 --> 00:22:13,923
I had intended to ease
into that one.
526
00:22:14,005 --> 00:22:17,506
We will plug this leak.
But until we do,
527
00:22:17,589 --> 00:22:19,964
you must remain
breathing steadily
528
00:22:20,047 --> 00:22:22,839
to minimize all oxygen usage.
529
00:22:22,923 --> 00:22:26,631
And cut out all
unnecessary conversation.
530
00:22:26,714 --> 00:22:29,005
No sighing, no gasping,
531
00:22:29,089 --> 00:22:32,297
no unnecessary sneezing,
no flouncing.
532
00:22:32,381 --> 00:22:34,714
If you have to be
passive aggressive,
533
00:22:34,798 --> 00:22:36,547
do it only with your eyes.
534
00:22:37,964 --> 00:22:39,172
Relax.
535
00:22:39,255 --> 00:22:40,631
Iris!
536
00:22:40,714 --> 00:22:42,964
No, no, no, wait.
This is recorded. That's...
537
00:22:43,047 --> 00:22:44,130
that's not the actual beep.
538
00:22:44,214 --> 00:22:46,839
But do remain breathing calmly.
539
00:22:46,923 --> 00:22:49,506
That's the actual beep.
540
00:22:49,589 --> 00:22:52,589
That is now a legal requirement.
541
00:22:53,631 --> 00:22:54,714
Thanks, gang.
542
00:22:57,506 --> 00:22:59,146
Okay, I'm gonna tell a joke now.
543
00:22:59,214 --> 00:23:01,756
The setup is that
there are three men
544
00:23:01,839 --> 00:23:04,089
of three different
nationalities.
545
00:23:04,172 --> 00:23:05,482
I won't tell you
which nationalities,
546
00:23:05,506 --> 00:23:07,214
'cause otherwise
you might find it amusing.
547
00:23:07,297 --> 00:23:09,339
The punchline is that
one of the men in the joke
548
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:10,798
is considerably
more parsimonious
549
00:23:10,881 --> 00:23:13,172
than the other two men
in the joke.
550
00:23:13,255 --> 00:23:14,756
Thus concludes the joke.
551
00:23:15,547 --> 00:23:17,130
That was not funny.
552
00:23:18,464 --> 00:23:19,964
Here it comes.
553
00:23:22,839 --> 00:23:24,089
Iris!
554
00:23:25,673 --> 00:23:27,506
As I walk up,
there's these cars
555
00:23:27,589 --> 00:23:29,255
falling out of the bed.
It was just...
556
00:23:29,339 --> 00:23:31,464
What is the nature
of this conversation?
557
00:23:31,547 --> 00:23:33,881
Uh, I'm just talking about
my grandchildren.
558
00:23:33,964 --> 00:23:35,881
Would you classify it
as essential?
559
00:23:35,964 --> 00:23:37,506
News flash: It isn't.
560
00:23:39,214 --> 00:23:41,589
Okay, now I'm gonna do
some oxygen-efficient banter
561
00:23:41,673 --> 00:23:42,756
with the audience.
562
00:23:42,839 --> 00:23:44,839
- Ma'am, where are you from?
- Utah.
563
00:23:46,839 --> 00:23:47,756
That's nice.
564
00:23:47,839 --> 00:23:49,839
You are banal as shit.
565
00:23:57,547 --> 00:23:59,464
I hear ya, honey.
566
00:23:59,547 --> 00:24:01,964
Shoehorns are weird, aren't they?
567
00:24:02,964 --> 00:24:05,381
Thus concludes
the shoehorns section.
568
00:24:05,964 --> 00:24:07,005
Thank you.
569
00:24:15,381 --> 00:24:16,482
I thought I'd set up...
570
00:24:16,506 --> 00:24:18,186
I can't... I can't. I'm sorry.
571
00:24:19,130 --> 00:24:21,714
I said, I thought I'd set up
in a space
572
00:24:21,798 --> 00:24:23,589
where everyone feels welcome.
573
00:24:23,673 --> 00:24:25,506
In God's office?
574
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:28,005
Jesus, Vishnu, Allah,
Karen Kelly.
575
00:24:28,089 --> 00:24:31,214
I think I have
a ways to go just yet.
576
00:24:31,297 --> 00:24:32,398
- Sedatives.
- Oh...
577
00:24:32,422 --> 00:24:33,798
Ryan!
578
00:24:33,881 --> 00:24:37,297
Get ready to have your butt
and/or ball blown off.
579
00:24:37,381 --> 00:24:40,381
Mr. Judd is about
to perform his first miracle.
580
00:24:40,464 --> 00:24:43,589
We're gonna sparklify
the Halo of Crud.
581
00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:47,464
I have an update.
582
00:24:47,547 --> 00:24:51,130
Space Baby has jaundice.
He's on a respirator.
583
00:24:51,214 --> 00:24:53,964
Jaundice?
Somebody's got a weak liver.
584
00:24:54,047 --> 00:24:55,231
- Is he okay?
- He's fine,
585
00:24:55,255 --> 00:24:57,255
just laying there
with his oxygen mask.
586
00:24:57,339 --> 00:24:58,464
Greedy little fuck.
587
00:24:58,547 --> 00:25:01,214
Yeah! There's my girl.
Welcome back. Missed you, girl.
588
00:25:01,297 --> 00:25:04,089
Yeah, fuck Space Baby,
stealing all our oxygen.
589
00:25:04,172 --> 00:25:06,106
Who's stealing
the oxygen? What's going on?
590
00:25:06,130 --> 00:25:07,464
We just heard the news.
591
00:25:07,547 --> 00:25:08,798
Oh, shit. They told you?
592
00:25:08,881 --> 00:25:10,721
About the 500 NEPs
they're shooting into space?
593
00:25:10,756 --> 00:25:12,398
What? Doug, what are you doing?
594
00:25:12,422 --> 00:25:14,065
- You're such an idiot.
- I'm whispering so we're...
595
00:25:14,089 --> 00:25:16,005
Shh, shh, shh...
596
00:25:16,089 --> 00:25:17,798
Quiet!
597
00:25:17,881 --> 00:25:19,923
You... chattering...
598
00:25:20,464 --> 00:25:21,839
fucks!
599
00:25:21,923 --> 00:25:22,923
Can you hear me?
600
00:25:22,964 --> 00:25:24,089
- Yes.
- I can.
601
00:25:24,172 --> 00:25:26,172
- What about now?
- Yes. It was the same.
602
00:25:26,255 --> 00:25:27,295
What about now?
603
00:25:27,339 --> 00:25:28,339
- Too low.
- Too low.
604
00:25:28,381 --> 00:25:29,422
Okay, I'll go up.
605
00:25:29,506 --> 00:25:31,130
Bless you.
606
00:25:31,214 --> 00:25:32,798
Oxygen...
607
00:25:32,881 --> 00:25:34,005
Fuck!
608
00:25:34,089 --> 00:25:35,255
Shut up, Frank!
609
00:25:36,839 --> 00:25:38,065
Now that you have...
610
00:25:38,089 --> 00:25:39,964
- Guys. Please. Guys.
- Oh, my God.
611
00:25:40,047 --> 00:25:41,589
That's like a full tank.
612
00:25:43,714 --> 00:25:46,339
You have to think
before you speak.
613
00:25:46,422 --> 00:25:47,798
And then, think again.
614
00:25:47,881 --> 00:25:50,255
And then think,
"I shouldn't speak."
615
00:25:50,339 --> 00:25:52,673
And then, don't speak.
616
00:25:53,631 --> 00:25:54,798
Iris!
617
00:25:54,881 --> 00:25:56,047
- Fuck you, Doug!
- Hey, you.
618
00:25:56,130 --> 00:25:57,381
What are NEPs?
619
00:25:57,464 --> 00:25:59,214
They're non-essential personnel.
620
00:25:59,297 --> 00:26:00,589
- What?!
- I...
621
00:26:01,673 --> 00:26:04,089
Iris, will you shut the fuck up?
622
00:26:04,172 --> 00:26:07,089
Is it true? You're just gonna
kill 500 passengers?
623
00:26:07,172 --> 00:26:08,964
Why wasn't I notified?
624
00:26:09,798 --> 00:26:11,339
Was I notified?
625
00:26:11,422 --> 00:26:12,631
When was I notified?
626
00:26:12,714 --> 00:26:15,631
Who are you to determine
who is essential?
627
00:26:15,714 --> 00:26:19,172
I can't go. I'm the only
radiologist in outer space.
628
00:26:19,255 --> 00:26:20,881
Darrell, I'm standing
right here!
629
00:26:20,964 --> 00:26:23,756
We've been colleagues for years!
630
00:26:23,839 --> 00:26:25,839
It's not an oxygen beep.
631
00:26:25,923 --> 00:26:28,214
It's not an oxygen beep!
632
00:26:28,297 --> 00:26:30,881
I checked all the tanks,
and the beeping
633
00:26:31,005 --> 00:26:34,381
is the ship telling us
to recalibrate for the baby.
634
00:26:34,464 --> 00:26:36,589
There's an extra passenger.
635
00:26:36,673 --> 00:26:38,089
It needs to recalibrate.
636
00:26:38,172 --> 00:26:39,089
There's no oxygen...
637
00:26:39,172 --> 00:26:40,440
That would be the other reason.
638
00:26:40,464 --> 00:26:41,899
- Oh, my...
- What, you... you didn't
639
00:26:41,923 --> 00:26:44,172
- rule that out already, huh?
- Shut up, Spike.
640
00:26:44,255 --> 00:26:46,214
There is air.
There is enough air
641
00:26:46,297 --> 00:26:49,381
for maybe some of you
to thank me. I'm Billie.
642
00:26:49,464 --> 00:26:50,547
We have air?
643
00:26:50,631 --> 00:26:52,756
- Yeah, we have air.
- So we can shout?
644
00:26:52,839 --> 00:26:54,339
If you want to, I guess, yes.
645
00:26:54,422 --> 00:26:55,981
You guys were trying to kill us!
646
00:26:56,005 --> 00:26:57,525
Yeah, you had a list going!
Guess what?
647
00:26:57,589 --> 00:26:59,089
Now we're gonna make
a fucking list!
648
00:26:59,172 --> 00:27:01,339
- And you all...
- I don't even care about names,
649
00:27:01,422 --> 00:27:02,547
I just want blood.
650
00:27:02,631 --> 00:27:04,756
And... light 'em up!
651
00:27:06,673 --> 00:27:08,923
- Oh, my...
- Oh!
652
00:27:09,005 --> 00:27:10,464
Wow.
653
00:27:10,547 --> 00:27:12,547
Oh, my God, it's beautiful!
654
00:27:14,047 --> 00:27:15,339
It is beautiful.
655
00:27:16,464 --> 00:27:18,297
Until you really think about it.
656
00:27:18,381 --> 00:27:21,130
Who knew shit
could be so enchanting?
657
00:27:21,214 --> 00:27:23,923
Me. I did. I knew.
658
00:27:24,005 --> 00:27:28,339
He's transformed the most
disgusting thing imaginable
659
00:27:28,422 --> 00:27:32,339
into a kaleidoscope
of butt truffles!
660
00:27:32,422 --> 00:27:35,714
Well, you gotta say,
he knows his audience.
661
00:27:35,798 --> 00:27:38,714
So... he lives.
For tonight.
662
00:27:38,798 --> 00:27:40,231
Okay, it's over.
663
00:27:40,255 --> 00:27:41,506
The nightmare is over.
664
00:27:41,589 --> 00:27:44,339
This... this part
of the nightmare is over.
665
00:27:47,381 --> 00:27:49,172
Congratulations.
666
00:27:49,255 --> 00:27:51,631
Why don't you give yourself
a little pat on the back,
667
00:27:51,714 --> 00:27:53,214
or the ass?
668
00:27:53,297 --> 00:27:56,339
Give your ass a little squeeze,
and then...
669
00:27:56,422 --> 00:27:59,005
go make love to yourself
in a sleazy motel.
670
00:28:00,923 --> 00:28:02,005
You earned it.
671
00:28:02,089 --> 00:28:03,398
You're really fucking weird,
dude.
672
00:28:03,422 --> 00:28:04,982
I don't wanna
do these hangouts anymore.
673
00:28:05,047 --> 00:28:06,506
They make me kinda sick.
674
00:28:06,589 --> 00:28:08,756
- That's okay.
- No, it isn't.
675
00:28:16,589 --> 00:28:19,214
Your ears are beautiful.
676
00:28:20,089 --> 00:28:21,089
To me.
677
00:28:23,214 --> 00:28:25,923
It's the most plausible
he's looked in weeks.
678
00:28:32,839 --> 00:28:34,923
I'm gonna miss talking to ya,
sweetie.
49614
Can't find what you're looking for?
Get subtitles in any language from opensubtitles.com, and translate them here.
Afrikaans
Akan
Albanian
Amharic
Arabic
Armenian
Azerbaijani
Basque
Belarusian
Bemba
Bengali
Bihari
Bosnian
Breton
Bulgarian
Cambodian
Catalan
Cebuano
Cherokee
Chichewa
Chinese (Simplified)
Chinese (Traditional)
Corsican
Croatian
Czech
Danish
Dutch
English
Esperanto
Estonian
Faroese
Finnish
Galician
Georgian
Guarani
Haitian Creole
Hausa
Hawaiian
Hebrew
Hmong
Hungarian
Icelandic
Indonesian
Irish
Italian
Japanese
Kazakh
Kinyarwanda
Kirundi
Kongo
Korean
Krio (Sierra Leone)
Kurdish
Kyrgyz
Laothian
Latin
Latvian
Lithuanian
Luganda
Luo
Luxembourgish
Macedonian
Malagasy
Malay
Maltese
Maori
Mauritian Creole
Moldavian
Mongolian
Myanmar (Burmese)
Montenegrin
Nepali
Norwegian
Pashto
Persian
Polish
Portuguese (Brazil)
Portuguese (Portugal)
Quechua
Romanian
Romansh
Russian
Samoan
Scots Gaelic
Serbian
Sesotho
Setswana
Seychellois Creole
Shona
Sindhi
Sinhalese
Slovak
Slovenian
Somali
Spanish
Swedish
Tajik
Thai
Tigrinya
Tonga
Turkish
Turkmen
Ukrainian
Uzbek
Vietnamese
Welsh
Wolof