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Still two eggs for the breakfast, hurry

Freshly baked egg tarts, give way

Please, give way

Freshly baked egg tarts

Can you... say it again?

Man, I've said many times already

Brother Chiu, morning

Two tarts, iced tea

The macaroni is the usual take-away he wants

Mr. Li, you have a good memory

Sure, I am the boss

Sorry, he's new here

Boss, I want to order something

Morning, Fun

You're buying breakfast for grandpa? Yes, the usual breakfast

Okay, please wait

Fai, take the order

Condensed milk on the tart spring onion fried egg with toast

Mixed tea and coffee, no sugar

Why is he so demanding with breakfast?

He's not demanding he has his character only

We're doing neighbors' business

we must remember all their taste

or else we can't compete with fast food shops

Don't stand here, take orders at once

Don't just stand here

Morning, Brother Kei

Morning, Nam you didn't sleep last night?

There was abrupt matter I just couldn't help

You eat this again? If your father sees this...

What don't you let me to see? You bastard!

You're my son, but do never help me

now you even patronize our competitors?

Don't be mad, it's just a hamburger

Why don't you eat our own egg tarts?

I've eaten egg tarts for 20 years

You're my son it's bad if our customers see you eat this

Why must you eat food from fast food shops?

I hate food from fast food shops most

They are all these, not authentic at all

Okay, I'll arrive in 5 minutes

Fook... not yet back? Not yet back?

Who will do the delivery?

Just blocks away but he's been away for an hour

He must be helping others again

He is really too kind-hearted

Hold on!

Master, here...

Turn the steering wheel... slowly...

Two feet, reverse more, more...

Thanks

Let me open the door for you Okay, thanks

Goodbye

Hey, are you alright?

Thanks You're welcome

I'm sorry I hit you just then

I'm fine, I'm sorry about that

You're wet through, here's facial tissue

It's okay...

Your milk, it's here

I've drunk all I was going to throw it away

Have you? Let me throw it away for you

You're working at Lucky?

Right... our egg tarts are famous

Whenever you feel hungry...

just call me up and I'll deliver them to you

You're doing delivery work? Yes, I am

I work near here. This is my name card

I'm in a hurry, I've to leave now

Goodbye Goodbye

You're a good guy

Goodbye Goodbye

Sister, what would you like?

Is Brother Sui back?

I am new here, I don't know who you mean

I'll wait till Brother Sui is back

Thanks for your patronizing $25.5 please

Excuse me please give this to Brother Sui

For Brother Sui? Okay

It's for Brother Sui For Brother Sui again?

For Brother Sui

Who is that Sui? Why is he so famous?

You haven't heard about Sui? You are new here!

Sui has wooed numerous girls here

We men all hate him

His sexy regards...

can melt all women...

however cold she may be

He's known to be love machine here

He's soul of Lucky Coffee Shop

Everyone knows him as Prince Egg Tarts

May, what is in your mind? Go away

What have I done wrong?

You haven't done anything wrong you're very good to me instead

But I don't love you anymore

We don't suit each other

What not suit? I can improve to suit you

Suit you fool!

We're from two different channel

I can move to your channel Move you fool!

The fate linking us is over!

May!

Prince Egg Tarts the girl you wooed are bad

Good figure!

Sui!

Brother Sui, I've bought you a new car

Why did you buy me a car?

You want more? Let me send you my present flat as well

As long as you feel happy

So you think I'll be happy

when you give me your car and flat?

What's wrong? I do this as I love you so much

You can judge love with this material?

No, Brother Sui, you misunderstand me

I dislike a girl like you

No, Brother Sui, sorry Get lost!

No, Brother Sui you mustn't treat me this way

I can't live without you, Brother Sui...

You won't go away? No!

I'll leave then! No! Brother Sui, don't do this...

How come?

He only enjoys the process of wooing girls

He only wants to capture that illusion feeling

Whether he can woo that girl or not is not vital to him

This is the highest state of wooing girls

Brother Sui, you're great

Was there tear just then? Yes...

Thanks

What are you doing? Freeing birds

And you? Switching on the fan

I didn't ask you to turn on the fan

But you requested to have newspapers flying around you

How can newspaper fly without the fan on?

Sorry, it's a day

Chibi Maruko!

Hi

Don't come near I've waited for this situation for long

Shin-chan, I see you finally!

Shin-chan!

Sorry It's alright

Look around over there

I'm sorry the loan shark people are chasing me

It's okay, I'm being chased as well

By loan shark people too?

He's worse than loan shark people

It's dangerous here, let's run Run? Where to?

Thanks for patronizing, Sister

There's phone call? Let me answer...

What are you doing?

Two milk tarts

Okay, he'll arrive in minutes

Wooing girls? No

What are you doing?

Boss... what's your opinion about love at first sight?

What's your opinion then?

Love at first sight... is vague

Just like when we're boiling eggs and when we take a look...

the steam cover the eyeglasses

We barely see the eggs rolling...

When the eggs are almost cooked we take away the glasses

We see the boiled eggs

Some egg white is coming from the shell

It's a symbol of life

Fook, what are you talking about? I don't understand at all

He means

it's like watching porn movies with checks on

When the checks disappear suddenly you'll see clearly so you shiver

I see

I can tell you have never wooed girls

you can hardly express yourself well

Woo girls? No

Waiter Coming

Boss... What again?

How about your first love? My first love?

It was 30 years ago I was still a secondary student

I really thought of her any moment

When I was pissing I would pause suddenly

Then I thought of her, and I felt sweet

Then I forgot pissing the rest of my urine

Right...

No wonder I failed to piss all the urine today

Fook, you're wooing girls? No

Mr. Li... What is it?

I know nothing except a little cooking

If I do some cooking for her...

do you think she'll be moved by me?

Don't ever do this!

Girls nowadays hate men who stay at home

Fook, why just sit there and not work?

Prince Egg Tarts... they're talking about their first love

What about your first love?

I'm a wanderer, I had no first love

Are you? You're smart

Brother Sui, if I want to win the heart of a girl

what shall I do?

Is there such a thing? Good!

I tell you, only one thing counts in wooing girls

Handsome

Handsome. No problem then

Right, you have no problem

The problem lies on your parents they gave you such an odd face

Sui... What shall I do?

Being not handsome is no problem as long as you have money

But I have no money, what shall I do?

I did have some but I gave it all to you just now

Your bracelet is nice you've just bought it?

If you are ugly and poor you can only hit her hobbies

Which girl do you want to woo?

It's this one

It's simple

Brother Sui, I have confidence now!

Fook, Kung-fu house called for delivery

Brother Sui, how am I now? Am I fine?

You look great today

Yeah... Not bad...

You look very smart today!

Are you ready? Yes, I am

GO woo girls then!

Delivery has arrived How much?

$48.5

$50, keep the change Good thanks. Egg tarts

Take your hands off me I've paid you already!

Fook, you have come? Yes...

Why are you dressed so specially today?

Right... You can feel that?

In fact, this is the real me

I am charming indeed I'm not a domestic man at all

Not bad...

Try our egg tarts, they're very good

Okay

How come all the egg tarts are smashed?

Morning, Manager

Colleague Brother he came to stir up troubles

I saw all this

It's misunderstand, Colleague Brother

Fanny, you'd better stay away from this

I know you're from kung-fu field as you're dressed this way

Let's solve the trouble with martial art

What do you mean, Manager? I mean this!

Say something, are you a man?

You're womanish, okay let me give you a chance

Choose one among us and have a duel

Choose now...

Dare you choose me?

I'll choose the shortly who's sweeping the floor

Let me deal with him you've retired so long

You needn't break the rules Clan Master

Clan Master?

Get lost!

I admire you of stirring up troubles as you're so young

Though I haven't fought for 2 years...

I must have a good fight with you today

Tell me your name!

Fook from Lucky Coffee Shop

I'm Ng Lau Sau the Clan Master of King Thunder Fist

Ready!

Why don't you fight back?

You asked me to get ready and not fight back

Is it finished?

Fanny, the reason I come today is this...

Fook, are you okay?

I saw him not responding

I did move back at once

Otherwise, he'd have died now

Go on practicing...

You shouldn't have fought if you can't

I... I thought you like it?

How come I like it? I hate fighting and killing

Why are you practicing kung-fu here then?

I'm only secretary here

What do you think I am? Why are you dressed like this?

For what? Nothing...

In fact... I only wanted to ask you...

If you have time and you're all alone at home feeling bored...

and you want a company and...

You want to date me?

So you met Chibi Maruko here?

Shin-chan, you're a love bird Don't laugh at me

You can call me Nam Nam

Right, you are... I am Fon Fon

But you can call me Chibi Maruko as well

Didn't you want to make a call?

Right, I'll leave after making the call

I'm hungry, let's cook something to eat

No need, let's get something from the coffee shop downstairs

Okay, I'll leave after eating

Don't touch Chibi Maruko again

Who are you? Who are you?

I am asking who you are

You are at my home eating my chips

You're Nam's father?

Right, who are you?

I'm Nam's fianc�e, I am Fon Fon

Fianc�e? What fianc�e? He has never told me that!

Does he take me as his father?

Father... Hold it!

I won't accept this marriage

Why doesn't he inform me about his marriage, it's a great matter

I've only quarrelled with him 2 times

He knows he's wrong after quarrelling with you

He feels regretful now

Of course he is wrong

You are both adults now

It's difficult for him to apologize to you

But he keeps saying so to me

He says he's wrong to make you angry

Once while he was saying so he even cried

Really?

He dared not tell you on our engagement day

He wanted to give you two surprises

when you're no more angry

Two surprises?

We've bought a flat for you

Though Nam doesn't want to tell you for the moment

How come he has so much money to buy a flat?

We have no money but we've been economizing

We didn't even waste money to buy fish-balls from hawkers

Every day after the market closes...

we go to pick up the dumped vegetable home as dinner

I haven't eaten such good chips for a year

These chips are dirty, don't eat them...

I'll open another packet for you

Father, don't blame on Nam No, I won't...

Blame on me if you want

No, you're both good children

I won't blame on you...

Dad, what are you doing?

Nam

Nam

Why don't you tell me you're getting married?

Getting married?

I've wronged you, good boy you're a good son

I am so happy today!

I'm aged, I can look after myself

Take this money for yourself

Tell me if you need more money

Fon Fon, you might live here

Okay, I'll move away when decoration at my place is finished

I won't bother you for long

We're fifty members you can live here however long you like

Father, thanks

This stuff is bad for your health

Let me cook something good for you daughter-in-law

Thanks, father-in-law

Thank you Daughter-in-law?

You said you'd leave after making the call

Why must you become my wife? Why are you still living here?

What are you talking about? Don't be so mean

I tell lies as I'm being chased by loan shark people

Look how well I've pampered your father

He even gives you so much money

I want you to leave at once

You want me to leave? Right, leave here at once!

You don't even thank me but cast me away?

Don't bullshit, beat it!

You won't care if loan shark people kill me and push me away?

I've to leave now I'll die in front of you!

I'll go out let them kill me!

Sorry...

I don't mean this just take it as my mistake

You know you're wrong now?

I thought you wouldn't save a poor girl

I warn you, you may spend the night here

But you must leave tomorrow morning

Shin-chan, I know you care for me

You're real nice guy

Very nice! Don't touch it!

Yes, Boss!

Nothing there was a bit trouble yesterday

But everything is fine now

Okay... I'll come back right away...

Morning, Shin-chan

What are you all doing here so early?

Come and dance, it's Philter Dance

Philter Dance? Right

You must keep dancing on

I met a monk in Sahara Desert who told me...

if you keep on dancing this for one month

Women will become prettier while men will have powerful sex

Who works in the shop when everyone is up here?

Boss says it does us good that we must dance hard

He's working down there he'll come here too

Don't stop

Why don't you dance with us?

I beg you not to fool around here, okay?

Nothing, I see them having big belly...

so I teach them a little exercise It'll do them good

No way, sorry I don't want to listen to your lies anymore

You... leave here at once

Don't just stand here go and help with the work

Go now...

You want to see loan shark people kill me?

Don't bullshit anymore

Please let me stay here, Shin-chan Don't call me Shin-chan again!

Where are you going?

Father, I have to leave now

he casts me away Leave? Where are you going?

I asked her to go... to help with the work down there

How can a girl do such hard labour?

Right, I was going to take a nap

But Nam keeps scolding me he says I must be good to you

It's good you have that in mind I was bullshit only

Of course young men should have their own career

I can't let you become waiter and waitress

I know...

This is nutritious soup I made it whole night last night

You eat it

Thanks, Father

It's bad to eat thrown-out vegetable

What thrown-out vegetable?

Eat it, it's hot, be careful

It's bad... our coffee shop must collapse this time

What's on?

The landlord is increasing the rent to 20 times!

Right, I signed the lease with Flirty Si 10 years ago

And next month will be expired I've forgotten it

It's bad this time

You mean we'll soon be unemployed?

Chinese New Year is approaching do figure it out

You might reason with her

Can you just beg her? Go and try

How can I? Flirty Si is known to be a difficult woman

Unless she is your woman

Sui, I must rely on you for this kind of matter

Do figure it out, Brother Sui... do us a favour

It's regarding the closing down of our shop...

so I must help

Who is the landlord?

Person in charge of Shing Sai Real Estate Company

And the landlady of our shop her name is Flirty Si

Her real name?

Flirty Si

How old?

She was born in Year of Tiger

She's at the demanding period for sex

What is she like?

She's like the 4th day of New Year

What? The 4th day of New Year?

Why does Brother Sui look so bad?

The 4th day of New Year you resume work and have no money

You have to work, it's the look on all of your face, like Sui now

Is there abacus? Yes!

If I correct, she's of... Aquarius

People of Aquarius is passionated in the inside

Just like the water pot the bottle is narrow

But if you have the ability...

to squeeze inside you'll find a huge jungle

You can even tumble in there

Let me tell you

To deal with such women you must use conquering regards...

and a strong arm...

so as to rescue her from the sea of lust

Good!

Sui, we count on you this time Lucky can be saved now

Here she comes...

A strong arm

Conquering regards

Are you alright?

Go to hell! You dirty beggar!

You ugly guy are fetish, go to hell!

Please do us a favour...

You threaten me?

I must increase the rent move if you have no money!

I'll come to collect this place at noon in two weeks!

That woman, Mad Ng who bit you is infected with rabies

You mean it? Did a dog bite that bitch?

Dig bite is not the only way of spreading rabies

If Mad Ng kisses with a dog she may be infected too

Then I am in big trouble?

Very much trouble! For the sake of your health

I advise you to undergo a Rabies Package

You must receive 49 injections against rabies in the coming 7 weeks

After this treatment, you needn't fear to be bitten by dogs anymore

You mean I have to receive 7 injections a week

No, 7 injections a day

You'll be injected 49 times a week

And injections for a total of 7 weeks

If during the treatment an injection is not proper...

the treatment has to start from the beginning

More than 300 injections? You idiot fatty!

Hurry up... Okay... it'll soon be finished

Sit properly

The train has arrived, sit down

Sister, when can we sit the train again?

You want to sit again?

Take the medicine and you'll sit the train again soon

Take this medicine

Master, you look familiar do we know each other?

You mistake me for someone else

No way, your voice is familiar too

Speak something more

I'm sorry, I'm see Doctor, very hurry

Ho Kum Sui! I'm not Ho Kum Sui

Ho Kum Sui you come to see the doctor too?

You needn't work in the coffee shop today?

I'll leave now, goodbye

Ho Kum Sui

You can tell I work in an office in Central. What coffee shop?

That stuff is a dummy

Mister, you've dropped your ID card

Ho Kum Sui I didn't drop it

But this photo looks like you

We only look alike, can't we?

No, I saw you drop it

You must have made a mistake

I swear, I'll die horribly if I make a mistake

I'll have no offspring and die instantly

Look the way you swear it seems I dropped it

It's yours, don't play me a fool

I've said you're Ho Kum Sui

Don't you recognize me? I'm Yip Yuk Fan, Candy

You still like fooling others after so many years, you're bad

Let's meet next time

Don't go

Do you remember the incident in the secondary school?

You tore my dress I haven't settled it with you yet

That incident...

In fact I feel sorry about that incident

It's no use just to say sorry I won't let that off

You're much prettier now

Don't bullshit, compensate for it now

What? You don't compensate for it when you tore my dress?

Will you compensate? I'll report to police if you don't

Don't report to police, we were classmates, I'll compensate you now

This is it This is for you

Report to police? Give me the change

Don't play a fool, you guy!

Why, you take me as a fool?

What do you want? Go away!

Must I find someone to beat you up?

You lack something Lack what?

A knife

You're bad, I failed to frighten you

You've half made it I was a bit afraid just then

You are to blame, you tore my dress

Let's forget it now, it was ages ago

I won't bear that in mind

I'm ease off then

Don't worry, I have to work now. Goodbye

This is my name card come to see me if you have time

I'm happy to see you here I can recall my school life

Goodbye

Doctor, it's only 300 injections... I'll take the treatment!

I'm very happy today Me too

I didn't expect we have such fast development

This is my first time donate blood with a girl

I don't believe How come? You're an adult

It's true... I never tell lies

You're really my first girlfriend

Rest more 5 minutes and you may leave

Why is it so strange?

A good man like you must often come for blood donation

It's because of Brother Sui he fears injection very much

So I thought blood donation hurts a lot

If you don't accompany me I dare not come either

Who is Brother Sui?

Brother Sui is a very good guy

We call them Wanderer he doesn't mind at all

We even give him a nickname Prince Egg Tarts

Prince Egg Tarts?

Look at this egg tart

The outside seems cold and hard

But it's soft and sweet in the inside

This name suits him perfectly, terrific!

Is there really such a guy? Let me treat you with an egg tart

Thanks You're welcome

Brother Sui and I are the best buddies in the coffee shop

We've talked for such a long time and you still talk about him?

Why don't you tell me about yourself?

About myself?

Frankly saying, I am a boring guy

I have no hobbies, I don't like talking

As you work in the coffee shop

you must like cooking

Cooking doesn't suit me

I hate cooking in the kitchen

Don't expect I'll ever do cooking

I'm not that kind of domestic man

But from the way you are I thought you're that kind of man

One mustn't tell from others' appearance

Just like Brother Sui, he looks an idiot

but whenever he speaks he can make you laugh to tears

He can really make you laugh to death

So Brother Sui attracts lots of girls

I hope Brother Sui will find his real love soon

You do care about your friends

I'm happy when I see them happy

What about me? Are you happy when you see me?

Sure I. I'm not just happy

I'm so happy that I'm almost dead

I took this packet of biscuits from the Red Cross just then

I'll keep it forever as a souvenir of our first time

Shit, I ate it just then

I don't have it as souvenir then

Let me give my packet to you

No, it's your packet No, take it

No, you take it back No, it's my present for you

No It's my present for you

Sorry... It's hot!

Don't panic...

Are you okay? It's all wet!

Let me clean it for you...

That girl is stupid she said Lei Chi is the capital of Brazil

It is mistaken

This kind of stupid woman deserves being dumped by you

Right

Anyone with the slightest geographical knowledge knows...

Lei Chi can't be capital of Brazil

What funny thing are you talking about

Of course we're talking about girls

Right, I do want to tell you too

It's so funny when Fanny and I went dating

Is it? You must compensate me if it's not funny

I fear I can't compensate if you laugh too much and die

Fanny and I went for a candle light dinner

When we were talking...

I carelessly threw the chicken cream soup on her

It's bad...

You soaked her dress then?

Sure, and the soup was very hot

It burnt hard on her thing, it's bad...

What then?

I tried to clean for her with the table cloth

I drew the table cloth and the candle fell on her

It's to bad!

That candle burnt her dress then?

You're not listening to me

Her dress was soaked how can it be burnt?

The candle burnt her shoes it's too bad!

What then?

Then I stand up at once

I stepped hard on her legs...

I stepped so hard that

I seemed to hear her bones broken

Could she walk to go home?

She couldn't walk, when I saw her home she told me...

I don't ever want to see you again you don't suit me

At that moment it seems someone holds a knife...

and digs a hole to take out my heart...

to be falling into an abyss...

A real deep abyss it keep falling down and down...

I don't know when it'll stop it seem falling on forever

That feeling is like a woman giving birth to a baby...

it hurts... It hurts so much! It still hurts now

It's really amusing, it's late, let's go

Let's clean up and leave

It's not that amusing

Don't laugh if it's not amusing

Brother Sui, what shall I do now?

You must rely on yourself at this situation

What rely on?

You're nuts, me and you are buddies

What rely on? I mean you go to see her and talk to her

How to talk to her?

I mean you must rely on yourself

No one can help you in this incident trust me

You can make it, come on don't draw the face

Go get some beer

I don't want to get drunk

I know, I want you to get beer for me

It's for rabies I take it for prevention

Didn't I give you my telephone number last time?

Yes, please roll up your sleeves

Why didn't you call me up?

Stop talking, it might hurt a bit

Does it? You must care about me Of course, here it is

Hey, are you alright?

So it really hurts a bit

Are you ready or not?

Ready for what?

It�ll hurt more when I extract it

Will it? You must care more about me Okay

Candy, is there a chance for a dinner with you?

Why?

Because I have some medical problem to ask you

Stop that, you want to court me as you find me pretty?

Tomorrow at, let's have dinner after I'm off duty

Boss, let's eat

Look, last year it gave birth to 3 baby birds

This time there're 50 baby birds

What then?

I have an idea

You've been working here for a long time

Let me tell you it's very troublesome this time

But you needn't worry I've figured it out finally

Are you reducing our salary

No, I'll close Lucky down

Close Lucky down? Right!

Lucky does have business though the profit is little

This little profit cannot keep us alive

Talking about our best-selling egg tarts

how many are sold a day?

About $900

Let's count it $1000, it's only $3000

So I think our business cannot be carried on

Right? You mean we must stop business

Right, so there's only one way

Let's turn the shop into Lucky Hot Pot Seafood Restaurant

Hot Pot Seafood Restaurant?

Good idea, seafood restaurant brings high profit

If someone orders a steamed fish the profit is no less than $1000

When talking about hot pot we only sell ingredients...

and the customers have to do the cooking

It'll bring even more profit isn't it a good idea? Good...

Will it work, Sui?

Good idea

Just then a light hit on me and I turned this out

That light really brings you good idea

So I say I am in luck

Go to hell!

I don't fear how much she must increase the rent

I know this place is of good feng shui

If feng shui here is bad the birds won't build nests here

If only we work hard together we can win this battle!

Good, boss! We must win this battle!

Sui, will you join in this battle?

Yes, defeat her!

Kei, will you join? Yes, defeat her!

Defeat her...

Defeat her...

Who must we defeat?

We must fight for the seafood hot pot restaurant

Seafood hot pot, good!

I have many buddies who do decoration work

I'll ask them to redecorate here they charge only a little

I've thought of something... What have you thought of?

I know where we can get cheap tools for hot pot

Where?

The hot pot restaurant just opposite here

They closed up after opening for less than a month

their tools are new

Their bowls sell cheaply

That restaurant closes down at the perfect moment, we can get cheap tools

Just closed down? Right

Seafood hot pot?

Let me think a while there's a way to everything

Boss, are you eating with us?

Yes, but I have to piss first

These photos are worthless at all

Boss, those bird shops are closing down soon

We can't shoot photos if we don't take them now

None of my business! All I want is gag!

Police Station has just supplied me with an exclusive news

That incognito real estate businessman Law Chat Fai's daughter is missing

If we take photos of her eluding with a man...

or photos of her being sold to brothels

Then we'll make a fortune

You're to handle this university student

You've trapped me again

You've lost, drink it now

I won't play quiz with you let's do fist game

No, fist game is only for men

No fist game, drink it now Okay...

Wait, do you hear? The phone seems ringing

Don't play a fool

You've no perseverance, drink it Good...

No way I lose every time ask me another question

Good, you must answer this one swiftly Sure!

What colour is a black cat? Black

A white cat? White

A panda?

I've heard this before

Panda has two colours, black and white you drink it!

I haven't finished yet

The colour of the dead cat stuck on the wall

No breathe at all!

Wrong, it's decoration

It's decoration? You've trapped me again

Okay, let me ask you one question

Everyone is launching rockets up the sky

but how come none of them shoot a star down?

As the stars are very high up in the sky

Wrong! Because those stars

keep twinkling so they can escape

You're cunning you've trapped me this time

No, you must ask me another question

Ask the most difficult question

Sure Come on

Lucky Coffee Shop is closing next month

and the guys who work for me will be unemployed

If you were me, what would you do?

You have no way now? No way now

If you have money, it's right But I have no money

Father-in-law, you needn't worry

My father has lots of money I lend some to you

Your father owes loan shark money he's being forced to death

Maybe I shall lend him some money

Don't you believe me? I do believe you

I have money at home let me go and get you some

Good

Wait for me I'll wait for you

Don't go away I won't go away, it's my home here

Nuts

She's gone? Where has she gone? She's just left

Fon Fon...

Fon Fon...

Fon Fon...

Fanny, there's something I must tell you now

I must tell you in person

I'll wait for you in the park at noon I won't leave before you arrive

Sorry, excuse me... I'm a bit late you won't be mad?

Won't be mad?

You asked me to come at noon but now it's 5 p. M

You're 5 hours late? Aren't I mad?

Fanny, please listen to me

Just then someone needed my help...

So I arrived late now

It didn't take you 5 hours to help others, right?

It's like this an old lady was carrying lots of things

She didn't know how to take a bus so I led her to the bus stop

You then saw the old lady home, right?

Right, when I arrived her home with her...

her daughter-in-law was giving birth to a baby

That old lady couldn't help, so I carried her daughter-in-law downstairs

When we were downstairs the baby was almost coming out

It was critical moment

The baby's life was crucial so I had to help them

What then? What happened to that woman?

That woman was fine

When she arrived the hospital she didn't let go of me...

not until the baby was born

You saw the baby out?

Right, I was going to leave...

but when the baby's father arrived the hospital...

he asked me to give a name to the baby

You know I didn't have education I don't know many words

Now he asked me to give a name to the baby

I could only suggest Coffee, Tart, Sandwich...

I couldn't think of any better names

So they didn't like them

Then the old lady said...

If I didn't meet you the baby would have died

Why not use your name?

Fook?

Right, they like the name very much

I find this is not too good Why?

I think that baby should be called Fanny

Because that baby is a girl

She's pale, fat and lovely, very sweet

It's good if she's called Fanny

Why Fanny? And not other names?

Because Fanny is a good name

Furthermore... I only know a girl's name as Fanny

I don't know other girls' name at all

What Chinese name did you give her?

I translated it into Chinese, Fan Li

Do you think it's good?

No, Fan Li (parting) means separating

It's a sad name Let me think again

You asked me to wait for hours here

just to listen to your story

Of course not...

In fact, Fanny, I want to tell you...

I... love you very much

I didn't mean all that last time I hope you won't be angry

I hope we can be friends and not separate anymore

Can I?

Fanny...

Hey, what's then?

I've said, the English name is alright but Chinese name is bad

I don't mean the name affairs I mean about us

I mean separating is not good don't you understand?

I understand Damn you!

Am I cute? Let's go

I want to take a look at the baby girl

Shall I give her a name of Sect?

No... her surname is In

It's bad to call her Insect... it's not good

What name shall we give her then?

Who broke it?

Sorry, I was curious and broke it

Are you angry?

No, I'm not

Okay... I'm making a better one for you right now

Don't ever go out

Sorry, I was trying the saw I was careless

Are you angry?

No, how come I get angry?

Fon Fon is great her father does construction business

She knows decoration work very well

Can you take up the floor?

Be careful

No, the flooring is firmly stuck

Father, you must admit this

I can't help you've done your best already

You've made a big hole in the sitting room, what're you going to do?

It's easy

Look, it's all covered up now

Right... you're a real expert

Of course but there's still a little crack here

It's easy, I have a spittoon here

Right, this spittoon covers it perfectly

What? You have exclusive news of Law Chat Fai's daughter?

We'll make a fortune if this is true

Anyway you must write an impressing article

I'll leave the cover of next issue for you

Look, it's pretty

Good stuff

Look, you're like a dirty pig

You're a dirty pig too

My hands? Right

This is for you

Have a smoke first

Look

This Shin-chan is you this Chibi Maruko is me, do we look like?

I have a camera let's take photos, please

Here's the delivery

Where's Fanny?

A man came for her and they went to the park together

A man?

It's Fanny ex-boyfriend he's tall and handsome

He is even a university student

It's said he's come all the way from US to ask her to marry him

Ask her to marry him? Right

Sorry, Miss, this glass is for you

Fook! Nuts!

She...

You're lucky today you can see the real me now

In fact...

I'm the Prince Egg Tarts!

I'm the Sui, the guy I mentioned to you

It's you?

Don't be deceive by my stupid look

Many girls have been ruined by me

Just like the school girl there you saw that?

You mustn't take seriously the love

between you and me... I was only fooling with you

You fool me?

Nothing serious just take this as a lesson in your life

You must open your eyes when you meet a guy next time

Forget me, don't ever remember me

Master, do you need my help? Yes, thanks

Straight back, turn a bit, reverse...

Let me open the door for you Thank you

Hello? It's done

Right, you can have it anytime

Is it impressing enough?

I think I can describe it as evil and sly

I learn all this from you

Fon Fon How can I face others

since you harm me with this?

You want me to die? No, I don't

Don't you have conscience? I have my reasons

You are a beast, you evil

I really want to see the colour of your heart No...

Shin-chan!

Are you alright? What did you tear up?

Nothing

Why are you so frightened?

Did I scare you much just then? No, you didn't

I was too... absorbed at work I didn't know you came in

We may eat now. Go

Let's eat...

I help you No need...

Nam, just then your office called you up

They said someone will come and collect the photos

What photos? Didn't they?

Not... nothing...

I still know nothing about your job

Don't you know Nam works for... Dad...

Let's eat first Let's eat...

Don't open the door Why don't you open the door

I'll open the door No, don't open the door!

Why don't we?

You are...

Mr. Li

Sorry, I take a client to see the flat

It's alright... just take a look...

Dad, you want to sell the flat? Right

I've thought over it's no use keeping the coffee shop

I'm aged, it's time for me to retire

I just can't close the shop abruptly

Those guys have worked for the coffee shop for a long time

I want to sell the flat and get some cash

I must give them some compensation or something

They need money to live on

You might live in the flat you've bought

I can rent a small room nearby here

Renting a room is cheaper

I have already seen all sorts of trouble

I don't ask for anything as long as you and Fon Fon are happy

then I'll be happy too

Fon Fon

What's wrong with you? You feel unwell? I am fine

Go and see what's wrong with Fon Fon

Fon Fon

It's bad...

I don't know how to tell your father I lied to him

If tell your father I lied to him he'll feel sad

Don't panic, let me tell him this

It's alright you didn't mean to tell lies

In fact, I'm daughter of Law Chat Fai

As nobody lives with me I always tell lies

That day I quarrelled with father so I left home

I only wanted to play a while

I didn't want to hurt anyone

You both treat me so well

I can't feel easy as I cheat you this way

Why are you laughing? Help me figure it out

You're Chibi Maruko

No one gets angry when Chibi Maruko tell lies

Don't cheat me

I know I can never become Chibi Maruko in your mind

Who said so?

One is Shin-chan, one is Chibi Maruko

I'll give them to you Thanks

You've told me everything don't you fear me?

Whoever loves Chibi Maruko won't do harm to others

Come. Let's eat

Come on

Are the photos ready? Hurry, it takes time to print

So you've wooed her no wonder you have exclusive news

Good guy!

You're reporter?

Listen to me Go away!

Fon Fon, I...

Sorry

Put some more on, good

In fact, it's my first time here

Candy

I love you very much

I loved you on the first day you went to school

I thought this love would vanish as time passed by

But till I met you again in the hospital...

my love to you is shot up again

Can't you describe it with a better word

No, I just use shot up

to describe the mood I now in

Candy, there's a letter I've always wanted to give you

I haven't had the chance it's chance now

Candy! I think you should understand

though a girl dines with you

that doesn't mean she will sleeps with you

Sure, a girl must only sleep with a man after marrying him

I won't make friends with girls who have pre-marriage sex

The problem is that I don't believe in all this

If I know I love you...

I wouldn't waste so much time for a romantic dinner...

or say some romantic conversation

We can go to bed directly. Do you agree?

I can't agree better

At this era it's good to go to bed directly

I have a suggestion

Have you ever worn women's underwear?

Women's underwear?

I am not only wore it...

I used to steal my grandmother's underwear and wore them as hat

Why don't you put on my underwear tonight?

I think you'll be very sexy

You want me to put on your underwear?

Can you?

What do you wear if I put it on?

I'll wear, it's deal, don't eat words

I want it now

Here? It's restaurant here See you in the toilet

I'll go to toilet, wait for me here

I'll serve it in 5 minutes then

5 minutes?

At least an hour you take me as impotent?

Take them off, I want to see your slip

I'm talking them off now...

You can be more sexy... How to?

Remember not to put the shirt inside your slip next time

Sure, I won't wear a slip next time

Wait, put on my underwear now

or else the steak will become cold

It's alright, I've asked the waiter to serve in an hour

You're in such a hurry?

Do you like it? Yes, I do

I've always longed for this sense of beast

Wait, can you turn around?

Turn around? Isn't it easier for you to turn around?

I want to see your muscle at the back Great...

You have much muscle at the back you always do gym?

Candy...

What are you doing?

I can revenge this time

Revenge?

You forget?

That time at the party you tore my dress...

and everyone started calling me Princess Chang Ping

It's long time ago you still bear that in mind?

Didn't you say you never bear in mind things of the past?

I'll see if you're angry in 10 years you son of a bitch!

Candy!

Isn't that Prince Egg Tarts?

Sui, how come you got this trouble?

Why are you like this?

Don't worry

I've asked everyone not to go near the lamp post

Right, I've asked them all

Not only the lamp post but everywhere, you bastard!

Kei, get more 100 men here

They're all ready, who makes the joke? Who are you going to beat?

Not beating someone but to tear the posts

No need... Sui I've thought of a way for you

Get more men here first

No need... it can be solved I've thought of a way for you

Say, how to? Sit down first

This can be solved it's going to be alright

Isn't it done? This is it

We don't recognize you at all

Does it work? No one can recognize you

Let me take a look

Fatty, do you recognize me? Who are you?

This is it I must thank you

See what you're saying

You're Prince Egg Tarts of Lucky we count on you

Don't fall, if you fall down we all fall

Don't worry, we won't fall down!

Last 2 days

I come to inform you we'll be sealing

your shop at noon in 2 days

Don't worry, it'll be solved

We must be happy and working these days Yes!

Excuse me, if Fook here?

You come for Fook? He's just come back

Fook, someone looks for you

You're Fook? You?

Please take good care of Fanny

I'm Fanny's ex-boyfriend

I meant to come back to her but she refused

She told me she loves you

I'm going back to the States tomorrow

I hope you can take good care of Fanny in future

Goodbye

Sui!

Brother Sui... you must help me this time

Only you can clear the stuff for me

You recognize me?

No, I recognize this bracelet

You scare me much

Brother Sui, here Okay, I'll help you!

Fanny is here go and explain to her for me

Don't worry, I'll watch you from here

But you must go and explain to her yourself

If not, you're not showing your sincerity

Sincerity You must have sincerity

Sincerity

Fanny

Why are you still here?

Look at me, look at my eyes

In fact, I was mistaken

I thought you were with your ex-boyfriend

I couldn't but told lies to you

I'm not Prince Egg Tarts indeed

But I did this... because I love you so much

I hope you can forgive me

Fanny, can you feel my sincerity?

Yes, I can sense it completely

I have never see such sincere eye-sights

Haven't you? Fanny...

Excuse me, give way

Fanny, I feel uneasy

as you stare to me all day

What do you want?

Excuse me, I'm not staring at you

The sincerity from these eye-sights are like culprits...

they're also naive but like a swindler so complicated

I lent him that bag out of fun

Fanny, this is my buddy Prince Egg Tarts

Brother Sui, this is my first lover Fanny

You're Prince Egg Tarts? You're Fanny?

Nice to meet you...

Brother Sui comes today to help me clear up to you

Right, Fook really loves you very much

He's a real nice guy

Say no more, I don't want to hear...

Fanny, don't be like this

Don't panic as I am here, take it easy

Don't panic, be good

Fanny, listen to me Are you free tonight?

Yes, what do you want? I...

Brother Sui...

Prince Egg Tarts is just his nickname you know

Yes, I know

In fact I'm like you

I'm a poor guy who fails to woo girls

You know this feeling well?

Yes, I understand

Yet love is really wonderful do you agree?

I agree

I have love at first sight with your girlfriend Fanny

Can't you see?

Yes, I can see

Do you think we should open champagne to celebrate?

Should we?

I rely on you, Fook, my buddy!

Buddy...

Fanny, I have many things to tell you

Me too Let's go then

But... it's too sudden I can't accept it

Anyway, Fook... is every poor how can I?

Fanny, what's wrong with you? I...

Don't force me, I hope you understand

You mean it? Yes, I do

You culprit of the society!

I nearly opened a champagne for you

That's my first lover you snatch her from me?

You culprit!

Right, I wanted to snatch her from you but I failed

Fanny loves you indeed

I... I'm still a poor guy who fails to woo girls

Sui

Don't be like this, Sui

I'm fine, come on

It was just a pretty misunderstand

You're the perfect couple

I'll vanish complete in you life soon

Sui, don't be like this

We can always be friends

I can't walk backwards now

But before I leave, I must tell you

I'll never forget the two minutes I spent with you just then.

I've fallen in love with you already

Fook...

Sui, you come to see me?

I thought you never care about me

Nuts, we're real buddies

I'm ease off as you're fine now

Sui You must come tomorrow

Where? Fanny and I are getting married

No, Sui, don't...

Calm down

It's fine now What happened to me?

You fainted just then someone sent you to the hospital

Why do you keep shouting? Ho Kum Sui, no...

Who is he to you?

He... is my only buddy my best friend...

my brother

But he snatched my first lover from me

So you're also the victim of that beast?

You won't understand I want so much to die

Don't ever think of that

I know you've been struck hard

I had this experience too, I understand

I really understand that

You must have love to know love

You must be drunk to know drunk

Good poem

The feeling of love is really wonderful

But find I've wronged Fook

Nuts, don't say such things anymore

Ho Kum Sui is really a bad culprit

Don't worry, he'll be paid off soon

Why do you say bad remarks of Brother Sui in front of me?

But you said he snatched your first lover

What do you want?

Right, he is wrong... but you shouldn't blame on him

If you must you'd better blame on that girl

He keeps being misunderstood

He's been heavily struck so he woos girls to numb himself

If you must, just blame on that bitch

That bitch doesn't listen to his explanation

How come there's such a woman?

That bitch is the real culprit

who puts me and Brother Sui in pain

Who do you mean by that bitch?

I remember she's called Yip Yuk Fan, Candy

The first lover Sui deeply loves

First lover?

Prince Egg Tarts... How is your first love?

How come a wanderer like me had first love?

Right Of course

Brother Sui has only told me about his first love once

I will never forget his story

Fook, let me tell you

First love is deep

I'm so sincere to Candy

Why didn't she sense it at all?

Why are girls always so happy when they meet bad guys?

Look, she doesn't get mad when he peeps at her this way

He even earns her love

And we educated guys fail...

to woo girls

Is there a way?

Must we be like the poor them in our life?

Must we become poor guys who fail to woo girls?

I mustn't let this go on I must change my fate

So I've made a decision which I regret all my life

I must become a bad guy

I do all this to gain Candy's love

Candy went to another school next day after the party

But I have never thrown away the letter I wrote her...

until that day, Candy burnt it

Forgot to bring the purse No problem, pay the bill tomorrow

Little Fun

I come to buy take-away, as usual

Go and tell your grandpa

The coffee shop is closing down no more egg tarts

I'll come again alter then

There're no egg tarts later

I'll come tomorrow

No tomorrow, or day after tomorrow no more forever

No more Lucky Coffee Shop

Go' tell your grandpa no need to buy breakfast here anymore

Go home

Be careful when you cross the road

Morning, Boss Morning

Boss, it's windy sand will get in your eyes

Right, a sand has just entered my eyes

Why are you all here?

We're used to getting up early we want to treat you to lunch

Nibble Fai says he's cooking today

we must cook us a good lunch

Right, thank you for taking good care of me

You're so kind

There're still a few hours let's make use of them

Good!

Dad Fon Fon, you come to eat with me?

Yes, do you like this? Of course I like

You've changed so much after leaving this time

Have I put on weight?

No, Fon Fon, I don't hear you telling lies anymore

And you know how to care for others

Though I don't know who changes you

But I must thank him if there's such a chance

I think there's no such chance of meeting him again

Boss, the cover of Gossip Weekly is too much at this issue

read it

Dad, don't read it! Let me see!

Is it mistaken?

Fon Fon, read it for yourself

The Story of Two Gays at Coffee Shop

This Shin-chan is you this Chibi Maruko is me

Whoever loves Chibi Maruko won't do harm to others

Fon Fon!

I didn't expect you'd come, thanks

Thanks for what? I come for shopping, okay?

Don't think I'll forgive you with your advertisements

I know I am wrong

I don't expect you will forgive me

Why didn't you publish my photos?

If you publish my photos you'll make fame

Even if I must, I won't let those rubbish magazines be benefited

If I must publish I'll open my own company

Why don't you publish them? You can send them to everybody

I've published already But I've only printed one copy

Only you in this world can possess it

I hope you like it

I've burn all the negatives already

You needn't worry others will get a copy

Goodbye

What do you mean by burning the negatives?

I still want to reprint them for my relatives and friends

I can't help then You're really troublesome

Okay, I still have free time

Let's go back to the shop and take those photos again

Good

And look, how can you print this as it shows I'm fat

This is baby fat, it's cute

Of course not you're not a good reporters

How can you print this out?

Look how good this one is, look

I say you're not a good reporters

Please come in and have a look Fine

Didn't you say the shop is vacant?

Let me...

Don't play a fool I'll come exactly at noon

Don't play a fool

Kei...

Knock of this staircase it's better this way

Put a wall here, it's convenient

Let's get up to the mezzanine floor

Good, let's go up and take a look

It's really closing down Uncle Kin!

Boss I'm so sorry

I thought my granddaughter was lying

I've eaten your egg tarts for 40 years

It's a pity you don't bake them anymore

Sorry, Uncle Kin

Boss... I want to buy something

Go away, nothing to buy now

What do you mean? She's only a small girl!

Bitch, you want to stir up trouble?

You poor people want to play a fool?

You think I don't know you're pulling my legs?

You ask those old bags and kids to earn a pity

If you don't comply with me you can only go to hell

Let me warn you now

Right, you have your rules...

but I have my own rules as well

I've taken their money so I must sell them something

Uncle Kin, since I've taken your money

I must bake you egg tarts

This is the rule of my shop!

Man, heat the oven! Good!

Dare you work? I'll report to police if you heat the oven!

I'll report to police if you don't go away

This shop belongs to us until noon

Good

Lucky Coffee Shop will turn out fresh egg tarts at noon

I'll seal your shop at noon sharp!

Freshly baked egg tarts!

Condensed milk on the tart spring onion fried egg with toast

Mr. Li, is there any danger?

Don't worry, I must do your business

Let's take away and eat at home

Seal the shop! Yes!

Open the door! Dare you open the door?

Open the door if you can! Uncle Kin...

Open the door and let me out

Mr. Li, you must let me out

Uncle Kin, it's safer here

Finish this mixed drink first

Don't worry, Uncle Kin. It will be fine

What can you do to me? Dare you crash the door?

Right, crash and come inside...

Kei, she has asked someone to help

Damn it, don't think I am nobody here

Let's find someone to help!

Fook

Where has Sui gone at this critical moment?

Sui? Yeah

Where has Sui gone?

Fook...

He must have fled as he hasn't experienced this before

Don't be afraid, look

So I say triad member talk about righteous

Look, Tall Wai really gives me face

He takes all his family members here

Thanks. I must treat you to tea thanks...

Uncle Kin, it's safe to go away now

I need not fear them as you have so many help now

I'd better stay and watch on As you like...

Such hectic scene is rare for me

Tall Wai is really righteous!

Thanks, thanks for coming

Tall Wai, I didn't know you bring so many people along

you scared me

Tall Wai, you bastard!

I've said we mustn't trust triad members

Mr. Li, you'd better be smart and hand us the shop

I don't want my men to hurt you

What shall we do now? Let's go

What shall we do now?

It's late, let's get inside

Uncle Kin, come in at once

You are not up to fooling around

I won't answer the phone now

Sui? It's Sui! It's really Sui!

Thanks, Master Ng Lau Sau

You're welcome it's our duty to fight against...

the evil and culprits

It's bad, let's run away!

Bastard! We mustn't trust triad members

I won't answer get lost!

Sui, we all count on you now...

There's still time... It's okay...

Thanks, Brother Sui You're welcome

Fook... is she your first lover?

Fook, we must thank Brother Sui

He makes me understand I must cherish what I've lost

You've lost... what have you lost?

You. After you're gone, I only know...

you're so important to me

Brother Sui said he did that last night to encourage you

Encourage me?

Sure, Fanny, let's encourage more

You get lost! Right, don't be afraid!

You take me as a dead?

I have warrant to collect the shop

Go to motel if you must flirt

Bailif, seal the shop!

Stop it! I'll beat whoever approaches!

Great... Beat her up...

Ng Lau Sau of King Thunder Fist...

I must fix you... Damn you!

Who dare hinder me collect my shop?

I dare to!

Nam and Fon Fon

Nam Dad

Fon Fon

Our shop can be saved

Right, my father has promised already

He won't collect this shop he won't increase the rent

We can rent on this shop with the present conditions

Hurrah!

What you mean, Law Chat Fai?

Flirty Si, I've bought your Shing Sai Real Estate already

The company doesn't belong to you anymore

You think money is all mighty?

How come I don't know you bought up my company? How come?

Why didn't you tell me earlier?

Chat Fai, why must you stir up troubles?

I'm only collecting this small shop

Flirty Si I admit I did stir things up...

but love sometimes exerts magic that you don't believe

Right... Mr. Li

What happens here, today is incredible

Not only this, look

Are you alright?

This can't be explained really

It's simple to explain What?

Lucky

Kung Hei Fai Choi...

I wish you all be as lucky as us

I wish you all run in good luck

All egg tarts are free today!

Help yourselves to the egg tarts

Don't snatch, you all have egg tarts...

No, where is Fon Fon? She says she will come

Chibi Maruko!

Shin-chan!

Kung Hei Fat Choi!

I am pretty today? Yes, you are very pretty

You can have me today

In this day time? Wait till night comes

What? I mean you can have me as model today

Let's go

Excuse me, is Fook here?

Happy New Year, Fanny

Fook is coming out soon

Come on. Have an egg tart Thanks

It's delicious, I haven't eaten such good tarts for ages

Who baked them?

Fook baked them

I love men know cooking why didn't you tell me earlier?

Do you? Why didn't you say that earlier?

How to make them? It's easy, like this...

Kei... Christine, why are you so late?

I get nervous waiting for you to come

Everyone has his partner, I envy them

You can't envy them so much

Sorry, I come late May?

Sui, I've found my partner at last

What channel? Not AM, not FM

But of SM

You can't envy them so much

It's lucky year when I see them all so happy

Sui, aren't you in luck?

Happy New Year! Kung Hei Fat Choi!

I'm in luck!

It's lucky year this year I mustn't economize on this

Thanks I'm in luck too!

I've told everything to her

Candy, I...

So great...