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Hey, how's it going, Mackenzie?

Oh, hey.

What's cracking?

Not much. How are you?

I've been better.

Oh, yeah?

Why's that?

What are you trying to hide there?

Huh?

What are you up to?

Just doing a little shopping.

Not that much, you know.

You don't have to worry about it. Shop?

Yeah. Is that my card?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

You know exactly what I'm talking about. Give me the fucking thing.

Hand it over. How much did you spend?

Not that much.

You really don't have to worry about it, I swear.

What kind of stuff you buying?

What happened to you? Now you're addicted to shopping on this fucking

thing like your mom?

I'm not addicted. Come on. Huh?

No. You want to show me what you have in your shopping cart?

Why do you want to know?

I'm just curious.

I guess I'll find out.

I can't. I have to look inside your cart.

Well, it'll all come soon enough.

It's fine. Don't worry about it. I swear. Yeah, I'll be at work.

You know?

Whatever.

Well, guess what?

Huh? I got some bad news today.

What's the bad news?

The bad news is your mother's going to kill me because I got laid off.

For real?

Oh, yeah. We're going to have some financial issues around here.

You'll be eating beans off the can around here. Stop it. No.

I'm sure you'll be fine.

No, you don't understand.

You know, I just stopped by the local waterhole before I got home.

You're exaggerating.

No, I got laid off. It really happened.

Man, we have issues.

That's why I was like, what are you doing with that card? Because I wasn't

going to tell you any of this shit until I saw you.

Probably buying everything in the world over there.

No, no, it's... Well, I'm sorry. That really sucks.

And I'm sorry for using your card.

You sound like you really care.

I do care, I swear.

It's just a shock, I think. Like, I haven't processed it.

You know?

I'm sorry.

Yeah, you're like, I don't know what to say to you. Those are... You're a dull

thing. Like, chill the fuck out.

Like, totally.

That's not how I talk.

You think that's how I talk?

No, I was just generalizing. The age group.

Just generalizing.

Right. Anyways, what else have you been up to? Other than my negativity, what

else is going on?

Uh, you know, just chilling, watching some TV.

You know, not much. Watching TV?

Yeah. Getting a lot done.

Shopping. Shopping online. Watching TV.

Yeah. I'm being very productive over here.

Texting hot boys.

Of course.

Obviously.

That's my life.

What else is there to do for you, huh?

So that's it? You got nothing else going on?

No, I mean, I might go to the movies later or something. I'm assuming you're

just completely wrapped up with the whole ballet situation.

The dancing you're done with?

Yeah, yeah.

I mean, it's a lot of work, but... It's a lot of hard work on your feet.

Uh-huh.

It's hard work on your feet, right? Yeah, yeah. We don't get to see each

other very often anymore, so... I know.

I've been super busy.

That's why I'm taking some time to chill and order some nice things for myself.

Look at you.

This is busy.

Busier than me.

apparently but anyway so about me having financial issues yeah I

think I'm gonna have to sell like some of my cars because it's a major problem

like really yeah is that bad yeah I avoided a contract so I don't get any

kind of workers comp or I don't get nothing oh shit yeah I fucked up uh what

are you gonna tell mom you want to know what happened yeah kind of

Are you going to tell mom the truth?

I think you're cool enough now that I can tell you. Fuck no, I'm not going to

tell her the truth.

You're not going to say anything because you're abusing our car and I'm probably

some weird fucking shit that your generation messes with.

So everything my generation messes with is weird, huh?

It's got to be.

Always.

If it wasn't, you would have showed me right off the bat anyways.

You know what I mean?

But, yeah, so anyways.

I got caught getting a blood job in the bathroom.

No, you did not. Yes, I did at work.

It was the most embarrassing thing ever. That is pretty embarrassing.

It was. I will say that.

And my boss, I swear, I thought my boss was going to, she took a second glance

around her shoulders. I thought she was going to pop in there.

That would have been really awkward for you.

Yeah, but there's cameras everywhere, so.

Well, nice job. She couldn't join in.

Yeah, so that's what happened to me.

Smooth move.

Yeah, I got caught.

So now I have no idea what I'm going to do. I'm kind of just floating around.

How long ago was this?

No idea how I'm going to pay the mortgage. No idea.

Oh, my God.

Jesus. I might just disappear.

Stop. Don't say that.

Is that dramatic?

Yeah, that's a little dramatic. I think you're going to be fine.

What is the terminology these days? Is it extra?

Is that what it's called? I guess.

Extra. Is that a little extra?

A little extra. Think about disappearing.

I don't know. I think you're just being really dramatic. You would be too.

Yeah, but it's fine. It's fine.

Everything's fine. Mom has a job.

You'll find one.

What? Everything's fine with you because you have nothing to worry about.

Which reminds me, how's the job hunting go?

How's the job hunting going?

It's going. I have a couple interviews lined up, I think.

How many interviews do you have lined up?

None right now, but I'll get on that really quick. Interesting. I've got to

send out about four text messages, and I'll probably be all right.

I feel like I probably deserve to be shopping more than you right now,

actually.

What?

I deserve to be shopping a little more than you right now. I got some jobs.

Job interviews lined up. You got some job interviews lined up, girl? Yeah.

You're going to be paying the bills around here.

I think that's your job, actually, but... The hell? How am I going to... I

can finance my shopping addiction that I apparently have now with my new

job, so... Okay,

so you're just going to chill?

Yeah, pretty much.

Don't feel...

Slightest sorry for the... I feel a little sorry, but... I never come in

here yapping about this kind of shit. I was confiding in you.

Fine, I know.

Listen, I feel bad, but I use sarcasm to cover

my feelings.

To cover your true emotions.

I know.

It's all good.

Well, I guess, uh...

I guess I'll go to my room and stare at the walls and wait to... Listen.

What are you doing?

I'm sorry. I'm sorry I was acting so mean. I know you're probably going

through a rough time right now, but... A rough time is not good work.

It's not even that bad. I mean, it's bad.

It's horrible.

Okay. Well, I'm sorry.

What's going on here?

I'm just trying to make you feel better. I don't know. You are making me feel

better. Comfort you.

Now you're giving me the hard time here. I'm trying to be nice now and now you're

being all mean to me.

I'm just covering my own ass because your mom's weird. She might have cameras

around here or something.

Please. I really don't think she has anything around here. I know her pretty

well by now.

Is that right?

Yeah.

Longer than you have, stepdad.

Huh?

i guess anyways you want to know what else happened i

didn't get to finish oh you didn't finish no i didn't oh gosh okay go on i

was on my i was on my cell phone watching porn the whole way home trying

to rub one out but people kept pulling on next to me did anyone see you

probably probably yeah you're not worried

Never mind.

I'm not worried about it.

I'm not worried about it. It would have been pretty funny if you were, like, if

the police came up behind you and... And threw me in jail. Uh-huh.

Peeping off to porn in my car.

Uh-huh.

Exactly.

So I'm just super confused now. I don't know what to do with myself.

You don't know what to do with yourself?

Yeah.

Hmm.

Well...

I mean, why don't you just, like, chill with me or whatever?

Is that what it is?

Yeah, I'm just chilling.

I like all this terminology.

Us millennials.

Is that what it is?

The millennial terminology, the lingo.

I don't feel half as bad, though, because, you know, your mom's always

gone.

to a specific bar that she never leaves with a bartender that i saw in her phone

that i know she's texting oh yeah constantly yeah and you know what he's

half her age are you serious yep so you're telling me my mom's a cougar i

don't feel so what i'm telling you is i don't feel bad about anything if you got

the drift oh i see i see yeah so what are you gonna tell mom why you got fired

huh

You know what I might tell her?

I might tell her that she stressed me out so much that I couldn't focus on my

job. Stop.

Stop.

That's what I'm going to do.

So you're going to blame it on her?

Yes, I'm going to do some reverse psychology. I'm going to be passive

aggressive. Wow.

I'm going to play some mind games on her.

And then I might do something else.

You good?

You're cute.

You're kind of getting a semi here. I don't know what to do about it. Stop it.

Huh?

All of this hanging around with me got you a little worked up, huh?

Look at you.

What?

Oh my god. You really are horny. Jesus.

Alright, I won't.

Maybe I can help you de-stress a little bit.

Possibly.

Possibly. Yeah?

She's not going to be home anytime soon, so why not?

No, she's hanging around with whatever his face is.

I don't know his name.

Never thought this would be happening.

Actually,

I kind of did.

What is that supposed to mean?

I don't know.

You think I'm a slut?

I think you're becoming a slut.

Well, it seems like you're a pretty big slut yourself, so.

I could be.

I'm feeling more relaxed now.

say so um

um

Are you kidding me?

No, I heard something. She's in the garage.

Stop it. Act normal.

Where are you? Okay, okay, okay.

Jesus. You're watching TV or something. Put your fucking pants up.

Jesus.

All the time is for her to come home. Jesus.

Hey. What?

I'm not saying anything. I'm not.

I keep getting blue balls. I'm going to lose my fucking mind.

God. Where are you going looking so cute?

I'm just going up to my room really quick.

Getting changed.

For what?

Yeah,

I just have a couple of job interviews.

Job interviews?

Wait a minute. Wait right there. I've got to give you some advice.

First of all, what are you grabbing from upstairs?

Does it matter? Why do you need to know?

Why are you snapping at me? I'm not snapping. I'm just...

You're the one asking all the questions. When you're going to a job interview,

you don't even run it by me. You don't even want my advice.

I mean, I think I got it handled pretty well.

Why? What are your tips?

What kind of job interview are you going in for?

It doesn't really, it doesn't matter.

What is it? It doesn't matter.

Can you stop?

You're not doing anything promiscuous, are you?

No, never. Of course not.

What's that?

I said, of course not.

your mother about what the fuck happened, did you? No.

Why would I do that?

You don't know.

Anyways, alright, look. So, I'm gonna prep you for your job interview.

So, you know how to have good posture and how to say yes or no, man.

Shake hands properly.

Yeah, nice and firm grip.

You have a resume?

Yeah. You didn't run any of this shit behind me. What do you mean? Why do I

need to run everything by you now, huh?

I'm trying to help you.

Well, thanks, I guess.

I respect your rebel life. I mean, it's admirable, but... Mm-hmm. But that is

cute. I like this.

Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm used to seeing you dressed conservatively.

I'm ready to go to a job interview.

I'm used to it.

Mm-hmm. Interesting.

Well...

Are you done interrogating me now? I'm not interrogating you. I'm trying to

help you.

Okay, whatever. Same thing at this point.

Whatever.

I need to go get ready. I enjoyed our time together.

Oh, that's so sweet.

I'm so touched.

I'm going to go finish getting ready.

I'll see you later.

All right, well, I'm just going to stroll with you.

What? Why?

Because it's my fucking house and I can go anywhere I want in my house.

Oh my God.

Why are you so annoying?

What's that?

I said, why are you so annoying?

I'm not being annoying.

You'll appreciate this someday.

Appreciate what?

Me giving you advice on how to land a job. You're not even... Are you kidding

me? You're the one that was fired.

I was fired for good reasons.

You were fired for good reasons?

Is that what you just said?

Yes.

Please.

I was being progressive and extra, you know, that's what everyone likes, you

know, correct?

Are you trying to use some of that millennial lingo I tried to teach you

yesterday? Yes, I'm trying to be cool.

Nice.

Maybe you'll start being nicer and more respectful and like me.

Oh my god.

Don't you have to, like, aren't you supposed to be going to job interviews?

Like, not me?

You're the one here that should be having a job?

Well, considering I own a few companies on the side, I guess I could kind of use

that as a cushion for a minute.

Oh my gosh.

Yeah. You were acting like it was the end of the world yesterday.

You're getting a little weird. I want to know what the hell you're interviewing

for. What kind of jobs are you getting interviewed for? Why are you being so

secretive? It doesn't matter.

Why does it matter?

Because I have an idea what you're up to.

Okay.

Why do you care?

You just like to freaking annoy me all damn day.

Nope.

You started it.

No, I didn't. Yes, you did the other day.

No. No?

Yeah, that was you.

That was not me.

Yeah, it was.

Okay, shut up.

You're so... Can you... Why are you following me?

I'm just talking.

I don't know.

Bored? Without your job?

Huh? Yeah, you're supposed to be my little friend.

Okay, whatever.

Didn't you say you had advice for me or something?

I did. Now look, you've got to have good posture.

You've got to have a nice handbag with you.

Okay.

Don't say no, sir. Just mentorship.

You need to know that.

Yeah.

No comment.

Yeah, well, I just need you to keep that in mind.

Do me a favor and just remember that all men are shit.

Okay? All right. Got it. I need you to... I'll grain that into my head.

Yeah, yeah. I'm sure that'll serve me really well in this job interview.

What kind of... See, now you got even more pain in the... What do you mean?

I'm being sarcastic.

You got a lot of men for this job? I'm being sarcastic.

What kind of person gives a job advice saying men are all shit, huh?

Well, I've been a fast man, I guess.

Uh-huh. You're up to something.

I'm just literally getting ready for a job interview like any normal person

would. But then you had to come and start berating me over all this shit.

Interrupting? Yeah.

Well, you remember the other day what happened? What the fuck?

You gonna hit me? No.

What are you doing?

Nothing.

Nothing? You were clearly doing something.

Well.

What? Trying to get you prepped for your job?

Sounds like you're going to need it.

What is that supposed to mean?

I don't know.

Anyways, I am glad you're going for a job interview. I'll stop being a dick.

Thank you. By the way, I do have a job interview, so.

Aw, well, good luck with that. Maybe you should follow some of your own advice so

you don't get fired this time.

The fuck?

My own advice?

Yeah, that you're trying to give me for my job interview.

What good advice do you got for me?

God.

I don't... I don't know. Just don't, like, have your dick sucked in the

office or whatever you did.

Yeah, well, they seemed to get you hot and bothered the other day.

I was just trying to help you relax, you know? Trying to console me with a

blowjob? I don't fucking know. Whatever. Shut up. Go away.

Alright, well... Bye! I'll just say one thing. What?

You're not going on some stripper interview or something, are you? No.

Huh? No, of course not. Why would I be doing that? You swear?

Because I don't want you to because you don't need to. We ain't hurting that

bad. You don't got to do shit. Oh, we're not hurting that bad?

You don't got to do shit.

I'll just pay for it.

Yesterday you were making fun of me for...

Buying all of my stuff off of Amazon.

I was in a bad mood.

I was a little bipolar, I guess.

Everything's going to be fine.

Okay. So you're going to kill your job over here?

Fist pump?

Oh, you're fist pumping me now.

Excuse me?

What was that?

Nothing. I was just... I don't know.

You don't know? I got the wrong impression the other day. I don't know.

I mean, I don't think that's going to happen again, so...

Maybe you should try and, like, chill out a little bit.

Yeah, you might be late for your job interview, so go ahead and grab your bag

and grab your stuff. And next time you need a credit card or something to buy

stuff, you're not going to get it. So just go ahead and get ready. Are you

kidding me?

Get ready. I'll give you your privacy. That's what you want. You're such a

dick.

That I am.

I take pride in that.

Whatever. Yeah. All right. All right.

Leave me alone.

Good luck on your job interview.

Yeah, yeah. Thank you.

Bye.

Bye.

Hey,

how's it going? Hey.

So, I was kind of feeling bad.

I was being kind of a brat with your, the job situation and, you know.

Yeah, so I just wanted to say I'm sorry.

Why are you wearing that?

It's cute, right?

It's very cute, but... What? You don't think it's cute?

It's a little inappropriate, wouldn't you say?

I'm trying to be nice here.

I know, but you were being so mean the other day. I don't really have anything

to say to you.

Come on.

Come on, what are you talking about?

I'm trying to be nice now.

Please.

Of course you are. What do you want?

I said my apology.

You don't accept my apology?

What happened?

You didn't get your job?

Whatever.

I didn't say that. I'm still waiting to hear back.

Okay, well, you are kind of getting my attention.

Kind of? Just kind of? No, you're getting my attention.

Cute. Yeah, but what's the sudden... You gotta want something. What's the sudden

change of mind here?

You just felt bad?

Yeah, I just felt bad.

You were being a... What?

Nothing. I'm not gonna say it. It's a bad word.

You were being mean the other day.

I know.

Uh, but... Now I'm saying I'm sorry.

What is it exactly that you're trying to do here?

What do you think it is?

I'm just, I'm just hanging around, you know, looking cute like I always do.

You do look very cute.

But, you know, maybe we should not do anything. We could do a photo shoot.

I see where you're going with this. No, we're not doing a photo shoot. Come on.

It could be good.

I feel like you would take really good photos of me.

We've gotten so close recently, you know.

What is it exactly you want?

I don't want anything. Everybody wants something.

You're so annoying.

Why do I have to want something from you in order to hang out with you?

Huh?

Punk?

Alright, well, you know what?

We're being kind of... We've already messed around and... Mom's out of

town. He shits out of town. And you weren't being a little brat the other

day, so... Whatever, fuck it.

Okay.

I

know

this is what you wanted.

Possibly. Uh-huh.

Possibly.

Okay, so maybe I was a little horny. I can see that.

Actually, I have sex this time.

Maybe,

if you get lucky.

I mean, I gotta admit, you do have a pretty yummy dick.

Lay on my back?

Come here. Come to the edge.

What?

I see.

Oh my god, I can't believe you're doing this.

Hopefully we didn't do this sooner.

My pussy's so fucking wet. Fuck.

Oh,

God.

I'm really sorry for being a brat.

so good.

My pussy feels so good, fuck.

How wet you made me.

Yeah,

maybe a

little.

Oh my gosh.

What's that supposed to mean?

Yeah, I can do that.

and coffee.

I can't believe you're hiding this from me, Jesus.

Oh, fuck.

Yes,

yes.

Fuck yeah.

Oh my fucking god.

Dick shoved deep inside of my little fucking pussy.

Yeah.

Your stepdaughter's pussy feels fucking good.

want to see that fucking ass, huh?

pussy wetter with every fucking stroke. Fuck yeah.

Oh

my

god. Oh

my god, I love fucking bouncing

on my stepdad's cock.

Oh my god, you feel so fucking good.

Naughty.

Stay there.

Just like that.

Come here. Come this way.

I'm gonna see your ass a little bit more.

Fine.

At this point, whatever.

sex with you. I shouldn't. Fuck.

I hope this makes up for being a brat, finally.

Jesus.

Good.

Oh, fuck.

My gosh.

Use my fucking pussy, yeah.

You were saving that for me, weren't you?

Shut

the

fuck up.

Whatever.

Okay.

Yeah, sounds great.

Maybe a little. All right. I think I hear something.

Okay. Bye.