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You

I hope you're kidding me with your feet on the table.

I told you about a hundred times,

at least,

to keep them off.

I just hope...

Honey,

I don't want...

I just need you,

Mike.

Come on.

Better go take care of that.

Can I get money for pizza?

Sure.

Oh,

yeah.

I'm pretty good.

I'm ready for you.

Do you mind if I go get something to eat real quick and build some

matters?

No,

no,

but we don't have time.

You know that I am overlating,

so this is the perfect time to get pregnant.

Yeah,

so go shower.

Are you sure I've been at work all day today?

Just maybe a little bit.

No,

no,

no,

no.

Go shower and come back.

We don't have time.

You know the deal.

You know.

So,

please.

Okay,

just give me a couple of minutes,

please.

Just one minute.

And come back.

Be quick.

Pick out for these things.

Can't believe this.

One thing after another today.

God,

I'm gonna have to deal with the old fashioned way.

She's hot,

I can do this.

Come on.

Just me and you,

buddy.

Just like the old times.

Wow.

Feeling the pressure on this one.

All right,

come on,

it's all mental.

You know that.

It's all up in your head.

Come on,

I really need it.

Just focus in the old times.

Remember those days where you could bang out two,

three girls at a time at the same day.

Just relentlessly pound them.

Come on,

you gotta channel that feeling again.

Oh,

come on.

All right,

game time.

Gotta be ready.

Come on,

focus.

Here we go.

I'm so faking horny.

How you horny,

too?

You know.

You're not getting help from me?

Just give it another second.

Try a little harder.

Try a little harder.

Come on,

baby.

Oh,

fuck.

What's wrong with you?

But horny,

that's not helping either.

Come on.

I know,

but she usually doesn't text this long.

I ran out of my pills.

Oh,

no.

Don't tell me that.

Oh,

fuck.

So,

okay.

But so now you will never get hard.

I'm sorry,

honey.

But,

yeah.

Oh,

fuck.

I'm so pissed off.

So,

what we're gonna do now?

You have to see the doctor.

Honey,

the doctor's not open to that.

Oh,

no,

fuck.

You are so irresponsible.

So,

what we're gonna do now?

You know that I really want to get pregnant.

And I am overlating.

So,

what we're gonna do?

Fuck.

Okay,

you know what?

It's better if you leave me.

I want to stay alone.

No,

I want to stay alone.

I don't want to speak with you.

I'm not pleased.

Leave me alone.

Leave me alone.

I want to stay alone.

So,

go into the living room.

Yes.

And sit in the couch.

It's better.

Yeah.

Hey,

too.

Listen,

honey.

What?

I don't want to hear it.

I think I have an idea.

Tell me.

I have my son,

fuck you.

What?

Are you kidding me?

No,

it's a joke.

No.

Are you serious?

I know it's a little weird,

but...

Of course,

it's really weird.

Are you crazy?

I hope it's a joke.

Because it's not funny.

But honey,

you're hovering right now.

Yeah,

I know.

He's my son.

It gets you pregnant.

It'll be fine.

So weird.

Hi.

Honey,

it's weird.

He's young.

He'll love you.

Yeah,

he'll love being inside you.

You think so?

Absolutely.

You're beautiful.

Please,

come on.

But maybe I'm too hot for him,

you know?

You know how young guys like...

Or women?

Oh,

it is.

Yeah,

and you can check me.

Oh,

he will love you.

I don't know.

Maybe it can be a nightmare.

I think I'm really enjoying it.

So who are you?

It's a win -win.

It's a win -win,

yes.

And you really don't care about that?

I don't know.

Are you sure you would be not jealous?

I promise I won't be jealous at all.

Listen,

it'll finally give that fucking 22 -year -old kid a job.

Yeah,

I guess,

yeah.

Come on,

let's put him to work.

Okay,

okay.

So you're going to talk to him right now?

Yes,

I'll go talk to him.

Yeah.

And then I'll just leave and he'll come in and you'll be able to take

care of business.

Okay.

Yeah,

yeah.

Let's do that.

Oh,

that's so good.

I'm so relieved.

But you're going to talk to him right now.

Absolutely.

I'm going to leave.

Yeah.

Yeah,

I'm going to talk to him.

I'm sure he's going to be okay with it.

Okay.

And maybe I can find a doctor that's open.

Oh,

yeah.

I'm going to try.

Okay,

try.

I'm going to talk to him and then I'm going to get the pills.

Okay,

thanks.

Dude,

what are you doing?

Get up.

I got to talk to you.

I need a favor.

I can work night shifts and stuff.

Seriously,

listen.

I have much time.

I really need a favor from you.

You need a favor from me now?

Yeah.

Please.

It's serious.

Oh,

serious.

Listen,

I'm supposed to be in there fucking your stepmother.

I'm having erectile issues.

Oh.

I forgot my prescription.

Oh,

okay.

What do you want me to do about that?

I'll get you your prescription.

Is there something I don't have any of that?

No.

It's a favor.

It's a little big and weird.

I don't know.

Like,

you mean weird like the time you had me ask my fifth grade teacher if

she had a boyfriend?

Or weird like the time I took karate and you were trying to bang my

teacher the whole time?

It's going to be a little weird in that.

It's weird than that.

Yeah.

I'm having trouble with my cock.

I can't get hard right now.

And I really need you to go fuck your stepmother.

Yeah,

it's not that.

Listen,

listen.

Come on.

Get composed.

Dude,

that's my stepmother,

dad.

That's your fucking wife.

Listen,

it's just going to be a one -time thing.

I assure you.

I really need your help on this one.

She's so hot,

too.

You're never going to get another chance like this.

I'm ready.

You don't get it.

You're my dad.

What if you get mad after you remove my ass?

I fucked your wife.

Dude,

are you crazy?

No,

it's not like that.

I just need you to go in there and maybe plant the family seed.

You want me to come inside my stepmother?

Yeah.

It'll be fine.

What the fuck?

I don't want to be a dad.

Are you crazy?

Don't even think about that right now.

There's only a small chance that'll happen.

I really need your help on this one,

son.

Your stepmother is so ready for it.

Fuck.

I mean,

maybe I can do it for you,

but...

You know someone's coming up,

right?

Like,

you're going to get off my ass about getting a job?

Absolutely.

If you do this for me,

anything.

You're going to order me pizza after?

Oh,

yeah.

Wings too.

Whatever you want,

son.

Okay,

fine.

I'll fuck your wife.

Yeah,

come in.

No,

hey,

it's actually...

I know.

Yeah,

come in.

How are you?

I'm fine.

Yeah,

okay.

I can see you.

Yeah.

My dad said you need help or whatever?

Yeah,

I know.

I would need your help.

Yeah,

yeah.

Yeah,

I could help you with that.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Okay,

so just take it out.

Oh,

yeah.

Show me.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Yeah,

you're hard.

Oh,

yeah.

It's not like your father ever.

You're really sexy.

Yeah.

Like if you do this.

Yeah.

Yeah,

it's so good.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Fuck it.

I feel like...

Oh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Yeah,

just go back.

Ugh.

Ugh.

Ugh.

You know,

you know,

it's like it's the big edge.

Yes yes.

Yes.

Um,

um.

Um.

Um uh.

Yeah.

Uh,

uh,

uh.

Mm -hmm.

Aw,

fuck.

I can't help it.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

I almost went to sleep.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Help.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my...

ugh,

hmmm.

Hmm.

Oh,

hmm.

Oh,

looks like the te -t -te -te -te -te -te -te -te...

ugh.

Um.

Uh,

um.

Ugh.

So fragile,

huh?

What do you think?

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

looks like the te -t -te -te -te -te -te -te -te -te -te -te

-te -te -te -te.

Ah.

Oh.

Ah.

Huh.

Oh,

break it,

oh,

God,

oh,

I'm good.

Oh,

fat.

Oh,

it's so good,

yeah.

Oh,

yeah.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

you think that's the thing?

Yeah,

yeah,

yeah.

Oh,

you're so sweet.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

it's so fucking good.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

you're just like the glazes.

Dad said Chootsin.

Oh,

it's really fucking good.

Oh,

my god.

Oh.

What?

Yes.

Oh yeah.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh,

my hands are like watching the side of my hands.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Oh,

my God.

Oh,

it's so good.

Oh,

I want you to fetch me from behind here.

Oh,

yes,

I can.

Oh,

you took off the shirt.

Oh,

you took off the shirt.

Oh,

you took off the shirt.

Oh,

you took off the shirt.

Oh,

yes,

yes,

yes,

it's so good.

Oh,

it's so good.

Oh,

it's so good.

Oh,

it's so good.

It's so good,

it's so good.

Oh,

you took off the shirt.

Yes,

yes,

it's so good.

That's it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Mm -hmm.

It feels so fucking good.

No,

it feels good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

I'll make it.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

And I'm almost closed.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh fuck.

Mmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my goodness.

Oh my goodness.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my goodness.

Yes,

yes,

yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my goodness.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

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Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

It's impossible.

Oh.

Oh my goodness.

Oh.

Huh?

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh.

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Oh my god.

Oh.

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yes,

yes.

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fat.

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my god.

Oh.

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Oh,

my god.

But.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah,

that was yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

my god.

This one gets too good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

fat.

Oh,

it's so good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

my god.

Oh.

Oh,

yeah.

You have to take that.

Oh.

Oh.

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Oh.

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there was a tissue.

Oh.

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Oh,

yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

my god.

This is so good.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

It's so hard that you can't say this.

Oh,

yeah.

Come on,

hold on.

Oh,

yeah.

You're gonna be so hot.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

I'm so fucking good.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Yeah.

Oh!

You're so good,

man.

Oh!

Oh!

Oh,

they can't hear me fucking.

I'm so fucking good.

Oh!

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That...

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you're good.

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man.

Oh!

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You're so good.

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Oh,

you're so good.

Oh,

you're so good.

Oh,

man.

Oh!

No!

Oh,

you're gonna take so whole keep away.

Oh,

you're gonna take so whole keep away.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh,

I'm...

Mmm.

Oh,

so good.

Oh,

you're so good.

Oh,

you're so good.

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you're so good.

Oh,

you're so good.

Oh,

you're so good.

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you're so good.

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my God.

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my God.

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my God.

Oh,

you're so good.

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you're so good.

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you're so good.

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my God.

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you're so good.

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you're going to tell me.

Yeah.

Oh.

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you're so good.

Oh.

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Yeah.

I hope it was a big load enough.

It was?

Uh -huh.

Okay.

I have to keep it inside.

Oh,

yeah.

Yeah.

I hope it should work.

Yeah.

Oh.

I hope so too.

All right.

I should probably get going.

Yeah.

We are done now.

And just to show that I come back in less than one hour.

We can do it again.

Yeah.

Of course we know I have to do it a lot today.

Yeah.

Okay.

You're welcome.

You're welcome.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Thanks.

All right.

Thanks.

Thanks.

Yeah.

Yeah.