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there's a little bit of devil in each of us each of us

No, no, of course not. I was just having a friendly chat with my associates here.

Well, now, Daddy, I shouldn't really keep you gentlemen from your business,

but I saw the most exciting and adorable bikini at Lane Crawford's.

Just what I need for our vacation in Manoa.

Okay. And... Oh, Daddy, you're so sweet.

Toodaloo.

Toodaloo.

Toodaloo yourself, jerk. You

creeps have just till the

end of the month to straighten out and shape up.

When I come back from Manila, I expect to see results.

They don't call me the devil for nothing.

You'll get nothing but holy hell from me if business doesn't start to pick up.

Now get out.

Get out!

He's too powerful.

He owns everybody.

Yeah, he even owns us.

Yeah?

But he don't own that bottle, and neither do you.

He's like Jekyll and Hyde, that guy.

Yeah, one minute the devil, next minute some kind of angel.

Somehow we gotta get this guy.

There may be a way.

Come on, come on, talk.

Okay, now here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna get together and...

Toodaloo.

Toodaloo.

Toodaloo.

Toodaloo, Debbie.

Toodaloo yourself.

Remember me?

I was your father.

Are you his interior decorator? Heavens no.

I'm in heavy construction.

You could have fooled me.

I fool everyone.

Yeah, I remember you now.

At my house the other day, huh? What are you doing here? I'm building a bridge.

Building a bridge?

To where?

Hong Kong.

Building a bridge from Manila to Hong Kong?

You've got to be kidding.

Oh, no.

Oh, your old man is very ambitious.

Want to see it?

I have some of the sketches.

Oh, some other time.

A bridge to Manila?

From Hong Kong to Manila?

What a kook!

Excuse me, Miss Devlin. There is a gentleman waiting for you by the locker

room.

This must be one of Daddy's jokes.

Probably.

Oh,

well.

All

right.

Now, what's this?

I told you I'd fool everybody.

Hello. Devlin, this is Manny.

Yeah, Manny.

Well, I just want to tell you that we got your daughter, Debbie.

What is this, Manny? Some kind of a lousy joke?

No joke, Devlin.

We want a million dollars cash and complete control of the operation with

you out.

Now listen here, Manny.

No sense in losing your temper, Devlin.

I'll tell you right now that we mean business.

Daddy!

Now listen here, you bastards.

If you lay a finger on... Be reasonable, Devlin.

Nothing's going to happen to Debbie if you deliver the money.

I'll need time, Annie.

Sure, you got 72 hours.

We'll be in touch.

Operator. Yes, sir, this is the operator.

I'd like to place a long distance call to Singapore.

Her name is Cleopatra Wong.

Interpol Exchange or something. I'll try there, sir.

Yes. Yes.

Yes, she's... Cleo.

Hold the phone. She's right here.

Miss Wong.

Overseas call for you.

Thank you, my friends.

Thank you.

All right.

Miss Wong.

What? Speak up.

Devlin.

Who?

Lucifer Devlin? Yes.

Is this some kind of joke, Devlin?

What the hell? Cleo, Miss Wong, I need your help.

My daughter's been kidnapped.

Why don't you call the cops?

Now, you know damn well I can't go to the cops because of this.

Hey, look, I'm sorry.

I just can't explain the details of this thing on the telephone.

But I'm desperate enough to give you anything you want.

Anything?

Listen, Devlin, this had better not be a trap. No trap, no trap.

I give you my word on that. No trap, I swear it.

Where are you now?

Manila, Philippines.

Ramada Hotel.

Got it. I'm on my way.

Miss Wong, your attache.

Thank you.

A bridge to Hong Kong, huh?

I never thought you'd fall for that one.

Yeah.

Damn, we got the devil by the horns!

While all of you guys are cackling like a bunch of old hens, my father is no

doubt on his way to tar and feather you.

And get those damn lights out of my eyes, hooky!

hooky wow aren't we sensitive i'll show you what this hook can do

easy manny we need her

more than anything to me.

Even life itself.

I swear to God, I'll give you anything if you can get her back safe.

I did hear you say anything?

Yes.

And my word of honor, whatever money it takes.

I want more than just money.

What are you laughing at?

I was just thinking about the irony of all this.

Here's the devil making a pact with you for his soul.

I don't want your soul, devil.

I want your hide for all the evil things you've done.

All right.

You get Debbie back safe.

You can have me.

And all files and information on your operation.

Connections, payoffs, sort of. All right, all right, all right.

It would be worth it to see those treacherous bastards nailed.

You taught them well.

Not like what I'm going to teach them when I find... That's my job.

And I think I'm going to need help.

I told you money was no object.

But who are you going to get that's not known to my people?

It will have to be someone unusual.

Someone your goons would never suspect.

And I think... I know who.

Hi there, everybody.

Hello,

Terry, darling. Oh, you're magnificent tonight.

Yellow and green, you're simply supreme.

He looks like a friggin' canary.

Oh, you're just being jealous.

A ghost.

Wow, man.

Man, fuck off.

A creme de menthe frappe, Freddy.

What?

What happened to the Brandy Alexanders?

Oh, Freddy, that would never go with yellow.

I told him I wanted extra fullness in the sleeves.

Hi, Terry.

Remember me?

Oh, remember you?

Well, how could anyone forget the notorious... Shh.

I'm incognito tonight.

Oh, I love it.

I must try that sometime.

What brings you here, of all places?

Are you trying to pass?

I have to talk to you.

Careful.

You could ruin my reputation.

Let's go grab a table in the bay.

Okay.

Isn't your lady friend a little out of her territory?

Go mind your own damn business. That is, if you have any. Scoot.

Oh, maybe he's putting us on.

Maybe she ain't a lady at all.

Yeah, maybe.

Is this real?

You scumbag.

Thank you, my dear.

It's terrible of Rick Rafter to let come in this place.

I see you haven't lost your touch. Ha!

If it weren't for my touch, I'd still be on the force, Cleo.

I didn't mean that... that touch.

Has it been difficult for you?

Well, I do miss all the badges and bullets.

But at least I have been myself.

And it's so nice to be needed.

Well, I need you now.

Really?

Oh, I don't think I could handle a straight trick.

Think of my public.

Be serious, Terry.

Remember, I'm the one who turned you on to this cops and robbers routine in the

first place.

And freelancing for the force.

Never paid as much money as I'm willing to for the job I have in mind.

Oh, money.

Oh, that's what got me into trouble the last time.

It could even turn me straight.

Taking kickbacks was your idea.

But your reputation around here for being corrupt is very handy.

And you have an ear for action.

Yes, I really do have a darling here.

What do I have to do?

Just be yourself.

I'll explain.

Oh, I'm so glad.

I was afraid you were going to ask me to get out of Sophie.

Thank you.

Keep the change.

I see clusters of gems, great clusters of enormous rubies. No, no,

they are grapes.

They are succulent, rare and vintage, plump and juicy.

A feast for the eyes.

Delicious. I feel, I feel the presence of the grapes is very

important in your life.

The grapes symbolize bounty for future.

And a rich life.

Yeah.

It looks to me like your grapes are on fire.

Oh, shit.

Cleopatra won. I should have known.

You should pay more attention to your customers.

That's okay.

You still got your fortune told.

Let's talk about your fortune.

How is it?

I'm eating it.

That's what I thought.

You want to make some real money, Rotunda?

Are these rubies or are they grapes?

What do you think?

You know, sometimes I really don't understand you, Rotunda.

You're one of the few really gifted clairvoyants I know.

And yet, here you are, wasting your time on the sideshow stuff.

What else can I do, Cleo?

And besides, how often do I get a chance at police work?

Only when the cops are really stumped.

And even then, they're too embarrassed to call on you for your ESP.

So, here am I.

All 305 pounds of me.

Okay.

I've got a really good one for you this time, Rotunda.

And this will pay those grocery bills of yours for a long time.

Wow! That much?

What the hell do I have to do? Rob the Vatican?

Nope. Strangled Judge Walter?

No. Just a simple kidnapping.

Or maybe not so simple.

How come there's so much money in it?

I made a pact with the devil.

And this is the best you can get for what I'm paying you?

This is the best.

Period. If these people seem unlikely to you, they'll seem unlikely to everybody.

And that's just what we need.

You better be right. I am right All right now

to get down to business Our first job is to find either Manny

Moe or Jack and Hope that they will lead us to where Debbie's being held all

these men have business interests here in Manila So at least that gives us some

places to start looking Terry

You'll hit the hooker bars and try and get a handle on Manfred the Hook

Spinell. Look for a bearded guy with a hook for his right hand, and that'll be

Manny.

A hook?

Oh, my.

How nasty.

Rotunda, you cover the gambling joints in hopes of getting a clue to Moe. He's

known in the rackets as Morris Casino Jones.

Keep your eyes and ears open.

Not to mention her mouth I'll track the pushers and drug connections

for a lead on Jackson the horse Navarro Okay, let's get to it

Wait a minute. What am I supposed to do in the meantime?

I can think of something Now the three of us will rendezvous later

to compare notes Where will we meet?

I know this great restaurant. I'll bet you do big baby Right.

If you want to rendezvous with me later, I'd be happy to give you a try.

Who's the chief?

She's all tight.

She looks like she's strung out to me.

Hey, man, no one knows her. Stay away from her. She could be bad news.

I think I'll go on over and check her out.

Need any help, lady?

Yeah.

What do you need?

You know what I need. It's gotta be fast.

It'll be expensive.

I got the money.

Wait here.

I think I can help.

What? No.

I'm new around here.

I don't trust anybody.

I was told to see the horse.

The horse?

Jackson the horse.

Where is he?

I'll buy only from him.

She's okay.

Let's see your money.

No, it's okay.

You'll be there in an hour.

With the stuff.

Are you Jackson, the horse?

Who sent you?

Look, I was told you could get me some top graded stuff.

And I've already paid.

I said, who sent you?

Your connections in Hong Kong.

I use him all the time out of Aberdeen.

My Hong Kong connections don't deal out of Aberdeen. You just lost the game,

baby.

Okay.

Thank you.

I gotta see to get laid around here.

Looking for a job?

Oh, I got the job.

You got the customers?

You wanna work here?

You wanna work here? You gotta see the boss.

So, who's the boss?

Over there.

What all has to do to earn a decent living these days?

Excuse me.

I was told to see you about working in this wonderful establishment.

Sit down, sweetie.

My name is Terry, short for Teresita, and I'm a virgin with lots of

references. A virgin?

Oh.

That's funny. Hey, you're okay. Does that mean I have the job?

Well, not so fast, darling.

Terry? The name is Terry.

It rhymes with fairy.

All right, Terry.

Tell now, Terry, if you want to work here, I got to get to know you. You

know, company policy.

I told you, I had references.

What kind of references?

Well, I used to work in the oil fields.

The oil fields?

Yes. Yes, I used to pump all day.

Pumped all day. That's funny.

Hey,

what you do that for?

Well, I hardly know you.

And besides, you do have the wrong hand.

Huh? Hand.

No, this thing?

No, don't play no never mind to this.

Hey, guess which hand's got the peanut?

Oh, I could never guess.

This one.

I believe you. A peanut.

Are you sure you want to work here?

My life's ambitious.

Well, I can give you company approval, but we got some pretty special

customers, and they're pretty particular.

So I got to check you out.

Let's go to a motel.

A motel?

Right now?

No, this is a bad time.

Don't give me that.

What do you mean?

Well, I have to go look after my poor, invalid mother.

Could I come back later?

Hey, you sure you're coming back?

Oh, definitely.

I wouldn't miss it for the world.

We're ready anytime you are, madam.

Huh? Do you wish it on a card?

I'm good.

Okay, the dealer will pay 20.

Good.

Twenty. Jesus.

I've never seen anything quite like that in my life. She doesn't even look at her

cards. All right, let's try it again. Everybody place their bets.

How's it going?

Good evening.

How are you doing?

Hi there.

Good evening, everybody. Okay, big hit.

Okay.

Good.

Well, madam.

A big one.

Split aces.

Madam, you must show your cards.

Split aces.

Okay, pay 21.

Thank you very much.

Good evening, Mr.

Navarro.

All of them.

You're still playing, lady?

Nothing.

I think it's time for dinner.

I'm terribly sorry. Let me help you.

I'm sorry, miss. I'm really terribly sorry.

Shit.

I had him. I had him. And I lost him. Yeah.

Well, I struck out too. But good.

He got my money and left me a load of...

Pushers to stack up at the pier.

How about you, Terry?

Well,

you might say I struck out, too.

Manny wants to take me to a motel, which isn't exactly a lead to their hideout.

Well, it's something anyway, Terry.

At least you still have contact with your man.

Oh, but that's not the kind of contact I want.

Since when have you been so... Fussy.

How would you like to be fingered by Captain Hook, fatso?

All right, you guys, cut it out.

We've got enough problems.

Let's face it, Terry, you're our last chance.

Oh, sure, darling.

And once that psycho Manny gets his cold steel hook into my panty girl, it'll be

all over for poor me.

You know, Terry, if you could get something off this guy, maybe I could

get a leave.

Of course.

Rotunda's ESP.

Oh, you mean that stuff really works?

Of course it works, schmuck.

And lucky old man, he doesn't have it. When he spotted that bulge in your panty

girdle the moment you walked in.

What do we need, Rotunda?

Anything.

Anything he's carried out or worn to the hideout.

Just be sure it's something personal.

That he wouldn't be without, you know?

Right.

Now, Terry, I want you to go to the motel with Manny.

I'll leave it up to you, to your own ingenuity, to get something personal off

him and get back here to us without getting yourself caught.

You understand?

Oh, oh, as simple as that, huh?

What if I am caught?

Oh, thanks.

But I'd rather go to Denmark for that kind of surgery.

Be careful of that thing. It's pointed.

Oh, my, you're so masterful.

Guarantee you, baby, this is going to be the wildest thing that ever happened to

you.

I'm sure it will be.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Of course, with your customers.

This would be the moment of truth, wouldn't it?

What do you mean?

Well, isn't this where I'm supposed to get paid for my job?

Yeah, but I ain't a customer.

Oh, I know.

But couldn't you give me something?

Oh, just so I'd remember.

Wouldn't it be dreadful if I should forget to ask? And then there wouldn't

be anything for either of us.

Oh!

Now, I don't pay for auditions.

Oh. It doesn't have to be money.

Just... Just something.

Get out of there.

Come on, baby. Let's get down to business.

Oh, you sex maniac.

You... Oh,

you want to play, do you?

Mm-hmm. Catch me if you can.

If you people aren't the most incompetent bunch of nincompoops that I

have ever seen, I don't know.

We have less than 48 hours to get Debbie out.

And what have you done with your time and my money?

What? What?

This. Yes, this!

I want Manny's ass, not his pants!

Hello?

Yeah, I know, time is running out. You don't have to remind me of that.

Yeah, yeah, you'll get your money. I just need a little bit more time. I said

you'll get it everything everything everything Now look I want to know that

Debbie's all right Debbie

Sweetheart, are you

all right?

What did they say?

It's no use. I gotta give in to them, Cleo.

Is Debbie all right?

Well, she's all right for now. I've talked to her.

Would she say anything?

Nothing much. They didn't allow her to talk too long.

But she must have said something.

Well, she said she was okay.

And that until their demands are met, she would be kept on ice.

That's it?

Stop, Dad.

Right here.

Thanks, sweetie.

I know she's... I know.

I think we have a better chance if we all split up.

Terry, do you think you can skip past those guards there?

It's a piece of cake.

Rotunda and I will go look for a back way.

Good luck.

Hey, you.

Me? Come back here. I can't. I'm in a big hurry.

Hey, Joe, let's get that guy.

I think I see a way.

The building next to the ice plant.

Come on.

Rotunda. You stay here and keep a sharp look on.

Watch it!

Thank you.

What's up?

Beats me.

Come on, come on, let's get with the game.

You have two cards.

Hey you, get us something to drink on the double.

I pass.

I didn't look.

But this time you just lost the game, baby.

The game ain't over yet.

Guards, take her.

Come on, let's get Blooper and get out of here.

Yeah.

Anyway, Manning's waiting for us at the beach.

Come on, let's go.

Hold it.

You guys go that way. The rest of you come with me.

Help me.

Yeah.

You bastards!

I'm gonna kill you!

But old Tonda.

Maybe she's hanging around outside.

Here she is.

What made you do such a stupid thing as that? You could have been killed. Are

you all right?

Yeah, I'm... Wow.

What an entrance.

I thought I'm taking off with Debbie.

Thanks for bringing down my stuff. Come on, let's go.

I can't believe it.

Hey, are you sure you have dribbled on like this before?

No, of course not.

Then what are you trying to do?

You don't expect me to ride on that side, do you? All right, you guys, let's

stop wasting time and get going. Rotunda, you get into the sidecar and

navigate. Terry, you hang on to me.

Oh, there you go again, trying to ruin my reputation.

Shit! Take that bridge!

Fill it up.

Nestor, keep an eye on the chick while I go call Devlin.

Hello.

Devlin, this is Moe.

Just letting you know, sending those characters after us didn't work.

We took care of them good.

Time is up, Devlin.

This is your last chance.

Bring the money to the fisherman's beach in Batangas. Now.

And be sure to be alone.

Because Debbie is already up to her neck in trouble.

Ha ha. Ha ha ha ha!

How are we doing, Rotunda?

Good. My signal's getting stronger.

They definitely passed this way.

Hey, guys, that crazy bunch is following us.

What?

God damn it. Hey, what are you waiting for? Come on, step on it and lose them,

stupid.

That son of a bitch almost killed us!

I'll get you!

Come on, come on, back up! Come on!

Come on, everybody. What are you waiting for? Help me.

Terry, there's no way.

Oh, dear.

Now what, darling?

I guess we'll have to hitchhike.

What the hell?

Devlin, what are you doing here? I should be asking you the same question.

I thought you were dead. Well, obviously we're not.

Well, as far as I'm concerned, all of you are dead.

I should have known better than to hire a bunch of stupid idiots like you for a

job I can do myself.

Devlin's going to be heading for the payoff.

Come on.

Can we hitch a ride?

Where are you going?

I'll guide you.

Okay, come on.

Thank you.

You're a terrific guy.

Hi, Mr. Devlin. Glad you could join our little picnic.

Where's my money?

Your money?

Here's your money.

What in the hell is this picnic crap?

Where's Debbie?

If you've heard her, I'll... Easy, easy, Devlin. This wouldn't be a picnic

without Debbie.

Debbie?

I'll blow you away.

Come on.

Tie him up.

Let Debbie go.

Here, tie him up here.

You bastard.

You bastard. We had a deal.

No more deal, Stubborn, because you're through.

You and your blooper daughter are all washed up. No more devil.

And I've got... My money!

It's ours, baby.

Our money.

You no good scumbag!

You're a no good scumbag!

Our money!

You bastard!

You... Damn son of a bitch!

Daddy!

Please!

Daddy, please help me!

Daddy, the tide is coming in!

Debbie!

Stop it.

I think this must be the place.

Devlin's men are down there, and so is his car, but I don't see Devlin.

Or Debbie.

They must be in one of those fishing huts.

Come on, let's find a way in.

Hey, hey, I think I got an idea.

Okay, Cleo.

You go that way. I'll go this way.

Okay.

Well, the tide will be in soon.

Yeah, and Devil and his daughter will be out.

The fishermen won't find them until tomorrow.

Then they'll know who their new boss is.

You mean bosses, don't you? Yeah,

bosses.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, bosses, yeah, bosses.

You animals.

Look out.

Jesus Christ, it's her again!

It's him!

It's her! It's him! Get him! Or her! Or whatever it is! Get him!

You devil!

No! Let's get out of here!

Come on, Danny!

Come on, let's get out of here!

Get out of my way!

Come on!

Come on, let's get out of here!

Push it, asshole! Get out of here!

Yuck!

Whoa.

Oh! Oh!

Cleo, get Debbie. She's buried out there.

See, we made it.

What have they done?

Will you just get me out of here?

This one, this will hurry up.

Debbie.

Oh, my baby.

Oh, darling.

Don't worry.

Are you all right?

Oh, get me out of here.

It's all right. Believe me.

Everything's going to be fine.

Really, really fine.

I don't need this anymore.

Each of us gets a little bit of angel in each of us. Each of us.