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Oh, what's occurring?

I electrify.

It's that time of the week when we lift ourselves up.

Oh, shit!

And show off our islander's pure animal magnetism.

The villa's burning like bare thighs on hot leather.

We are ready!

Again!

So drink some water.

Grab a snack.

She was saying, come on, we had a mission in the night.

Slap on the Factor 50 as we serve up a blistering blast of unseen action.

Whoa, that's vicious.

The temperature might be soaring, but we won't let standards slip.

He probably folds his tissue before he wipes it. With more incredible hot takes

like this.

Apparently Gil's extensions is made out of horse shit.

It's Love Island Unseen Bits.

We're really funny. We are hilarious in here and no one sees it.

You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits, whatever that is. I've never even heard

of it.

seen it so well

this is what it's all about bb

we build up our bank of unseen clips before releasing them all at once to a

grateful public it's not even my phone bro this is findy's phone

And your visit, BB, really was a much-needed breath of fresh air.

Is that you, mate?

You're breathing out of it too much. That's him loosening up, all right.

He's releasing the gas there, boy.

Since then, our Islanders have been walking on air.

I'm counting on my hair not being moved.

I'm fucking shaking.

It's a watertight package of uplifting, unseen action.

But save your applause.

So brush your teeth and move your feet to the unseen

beat.

Ready yourself for an unseen hour of villa action that's cooler than a cold

shower.

Does anybody really watch unseen bits?

How very dare you, baby.

Yes, they do watch, and when you see this, you'll know why.

We're going way back to the beginning of the week, and here's an unseen clip of

Harley trying to choreograph something with Tommy with varying degrees of

success. Are you going to teach me some dance moves today?

What, quick show you something now?

Yeah, yeah, that I can just box out quick.

You just need to do, like, a little, like...

No, one side. So just this side. So I go wrist down.

Wrist, then elbow, then shoulder, then chest, then shoulder, then elbow,

then wrist, then hand.

There you go.

Now do one by one.

That was pretty good, wasn't it? It was all right. What do you mean all right?

That was fucking mint. Try from the other side.

I don't know what you're doing.

I'm doing the same as you.

They look identical.

I'm doing one side, then the other. When you do it, you just do both at the same

time. That's because I'm more fluid than you. Yeah, you're more fluid.

Yeah, like, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Oh, baby girl.

Yeah, baby girl.

See? Now you're just in the groove.

And then I go, what was the next one? And it was a little two-step, one of

them. And then you start just going... Right, there you go, now you've got it.

Well, I need something else to end it off with.

A little bit, a little bit like... No, no, no, then do like a little one-two

twist. And then you can walk off.

Yeah, see?

See? Five, six... Seven, eight.

One, two... And then what was it?

Eight. Okay, yeah, let me start again, let me start again.

And then... And turn.

And then... And then walk off.

Yeah.

You know what that would make me do?

Wait, wait.

Come back for me, girl.

Come back. Then you've got a twill. Woo! Yeah!

Now I'm a professional dancer.

We got it, we got it.

Aye, here's shortly come dancing calling.

Oh, they've hung up.

When our islanders leave the villa, there's usually a period of adjustment,

but some take it harder than others.

Is it safe to come in?

Come in.

Where's Mibs?

I'll pretend to be Mibs. He's turning into Mibs. Look, guys, straightening his

hair. Looking for the air spray, if you've got any air spray.

Air spray.

There. Oh, now I know where they're kept.

Watch out.

Oh, God. Do you know what? At this point, just take one. There's enough

there.

No, Lorenzo is the thief in the night. You've got my mellas, haven't you? No, I

don't want your mellas. You got my serum?

What? Oh, he's took the serum as well. He's going to pop out in my cargo skirt.

That's why he's saving outfits.

You've got to be strategic with your outfits. If you're not planning to shout

at anyone, there's no point wearing an outfit. Yes, it's so true.

And my lip balm's gone.

Oh, no.

Do you know what's really good, Lorenzo? You know that night serum?

Which one? The Laneige.

Have you tried this body butter, Lorenzo?

No. It's really nice. It's mango.

What? It's a mango one.

Oh, yeah, I have.

Has anyone got any lip gloss?

Oh, sorry, I left it in my other dress.

Oh, I really don't like this one.

Right, girls, I'll see you all out there. See you out there.

Identity theft is fraud.

If you're watching MIBs, I'd change your pin before Lorenzo gets out.

Hi, Lee. I'm professional, I know, but I desperately need to pop to Lou.

So if you could make your own running commentary, I'll be back in two shakes

of a... Anyway.

Oh my god. Yeah, he can do calisthenics and that.

That's insane.

How can he do that? I don't know.

No idea.

Wow!

I didn't expect that from Cal. Neither did I.

Here we go. Here's the older brother trying to prove a point.

Is he gonna do it?

Bless him.

Go on, one more.

Oh, he got ahead of himself.

Yeah! Oh, he's done it!

Oh, bless him.

Fucking loud, bro.

Yeah!

It's like watching football.

I know. Look at that hard.

Babe, it's so hard. Yeah.

Surely it's not. All you've got to do is go like that, go up.

Go on, then. What?

I don't even know what I'm doing. No, Lorenzo.

What am I doing with my nails?

No.

It's just a bit of hip action.

Oh, he's loving it. He's loving it.

As you all know, Bebe Rexha performed in the villa this week and here are some

unseen bits.

I don't have to sing in here, right? Because the acoustics in here suck.

No, not in the beach hut, Bebe. We've got your awesome performance from a few

days ago.

but what you didn't see was how excited the islanders were about the performance

oh my god islanders you need to bring the vibes tonight check the front of the

villa for a special ebay delivery to level up your look for this evening's

vip performance i'm so

excited to see bb i think tonight will be so much fun i'm so happy i'm here

Who can say that they have Bebe Rexha playing in their back garden? No one!

We can!

So, that's sick!

I was inside!

Oh my God, we needed that. We needed a bit of music. We needed something to

lift our spirit.

She was amazing.

What a blast.

Much needed little boogie, little tutu.

Yes!

Bebe Rexha in the Love Island villa.

Some music, all of my mates, all the girls, Bebe on the stage.

What more could you want? I've had a great, great evening. Bebe Rexha! Bebe

Rexha! Goodnight Love Island 2026!

Can I go home now? Like...

No, baby, stay put. I told you, you need to watch all of Unseen Bits.

Quick, someone lock the Beach Hut door.

Earlier this week, things were raging at the fire pit between Simba and Tommy.

But give me a reason to how I'm responding to Billy, bro. But nobody saw

me, bro. You're not taking accountability.

You just did the same thing. Because of what you're saying, shit.

It's a load of shit.

But it was what was happening in the background with Sean and Lolo that got

our superfans fired up.

So let's find out.

Bring that ball, go.

Let's go picnic.

Fuck.

Angel, I just, my shoe got caught or something and I literally stacked it so

hard. Give me a reason of how I'm responsible. But that's what I mean,

bro. You're not taking accountability.

You're just doing the same thing. Because of what you're saying, shit.

It's a load of shit.

You know what, bro?

I don't think we're going to agree, bro.

OK, I'll get some pillows.

You can't even give me a reason for why I'm responsible for Halle leaving. I

can't be arsed, man.

Thank you, Angel.

What the fuck?

Got here to fucking self-improve guys 24-7, man.

Make us fucking rich coming from Zimba.

Right here, wait, lift up.

He's saying it's my fault Sam left and it's my fault everyone's leaving.

Oh, let's just ignore him, honestly.

Up.

Here you go.

Right, my dear.

Some Doritos.

Watch this, watch this. Wait till you see this.

But... Wait, let me take a picture of our cute little picnic.

You ready? Yeah.

So sexy.

OK, I just want to pee, though. I'm not going to ring them up. OK, you do that,

and we're going to start on the Glock.

But the way you word things, you don't take accountability.

Bro, I'm not with all that, bro.

I'm not with all that, bro-ski. I see past the wallets, bro.

Remember to wash those hands, Sean, especially if you're sharing picky bits.

All good?

Really good.

I'm so happy. The father doesn't need to get involved with it, does he?

Oh, fuck, no.

Come on, man. Come off it.

I see part of the nonsense, broski.

Kids, man.

See, I'd love to go down there and just actually fucking start shouting and just

tell him exactly what's up.

I can't be bothered.

I don't mean to. I can't be honest with you, bro.

Oh, you're obsessing me. Get my name out of your mouth, man.

This is actually cosy.

I really like this.

Mmm. I love doing that with my toes.

I do this a lot.

It's really unfair to pin three people leaving on Tommy.

I think they all come down a bit.

Do you know what?

We're definitely not having more than... What's the maximum amount of kids you

want?

Minimum three.

Minimum three.

Maximum, like, eight.

Have you seen what these fuckers are like?

All of our islanders are fiercely ambitious and have big plans for when

they leave the villa, and Finlay is no exception.

My plans after this is probably just doing a little bit more building.

Well, I want to be a singer, so I don't want to worry.

I'll be honest.

I'm going to start singing on TikTok.

I'm definitely not going to start singing. Maybe you should be a twerker.

I should be a twerker.

And here's a job for you at home. Can you guess?

Ooh, I'll be next.

I can literally speak now.

Not on my watch, Tommy. So get energised and take part in more Love Island Unseen

Bits. OK, hold on.

Before it gets hard.

I keep my love in emotional I keep on reaching high Jump on and ride with us

through all the vilaction that we miss during the week.

As we reflect on how the relationships are moving and pluck out our islander's

most unseen bits.

Come pluck your vagrant wife tweezers. Wow, that's a new friendship level

unlocked, isn't it?

So dive in and wave those doubters goodbye.

Loretta, stop looking at them.

And check out how it's going for our islanders with the latest squeeze.

Oh, stop it.

Stop.

It's Love Island on Seamworks.

I think Bebe Rexha's trying to get out of the beach, huh?

Sit back down.

You still have another three parts to watch.

Oh, shit.

How the hell am I supposed to sit on there?

Earlier, it was just another day at twerk for Ellie, Finlay and Tina.

Maybe you should be a twerker.

You should be a twerker.

Well, here's... Can you be my

twerker? Yeah.

Do we

have any other angles on that?

No,

that's the best shot we have.

Okay, let's just have a look at it again.

It may

be the height of summer

but something strange is happening in the villa Do you have any like Christmas

traditions do you know what's something we don't do that everyone does you know

how everyone goes out to the pub Christmas Eve and stuff like that would

we would never in a million years do that we think Christmas Eve is a nice

family time movie and all that kind of stuff we still go out with cars I

believe in Santa I'm not even joking my mum believes in Santa so much I swear to

God and this is not a lie I don't know what age I was but I swear on my fucking

life this is not a joke

on Christmas Eve I'd always be like staying awake and I swear to God an elf

creeped around my door and was like shut up I swear to God and I shat myself I

just froze in bed like oh my god oh my god is this a robber gonna get killed

like I literally wasn't sure if that's what it was it was just really small had

the bit of ears and he just kept looking around like oh my god that's terrifying

it was really scary That's nuts.

When we were in New Zealand, it was Christmas Eve and we were in the

campervan and my mum and dad were driving and my little brother was there

and apparently they literally saw it and my mum and dad swear to this still. It

literally looked like a sleigh got actually through the sky.

If there is anything that stopped me believing, it is that...

This week the Islanders exposed all their saucy secrets in the game of Never

Have I Ever. Two podium girls working in one of the nightclubs. They were like

true NFL players.

Couple of celebs in there or some dudes.

I didn't drink. Oh, first.

We don't have time to show you all their confessions, but don't worry, Never Have

I Ever let any unseen bits get away.

Never Have I Ever gone on a date just for free food.

Never have I ever snuck out of a date without telling them We went

to the cinema mid movie so I was going to the toilet and then I just left

He's just sitting there munching his popcorn waiting for you to come back and

he texted me he was like, oh, where are you?

I just didn't answer, actually. I just ghosted him. I'm on the motorway home.

I'm on the M25.

Never have I ever had sex ten or more times in 24 hours.

That's a lot.

Ten is still quite bad.

That's a lot. That's quite a lot.

I can't do ten.

I can't do ten. I ain't built for that. A lot of cardio.

That's some strength.

I don't know if I've done ten.

At least, like, six.

Six rounds?

In 24 hours?

Yeah,

I've done about 10. Yeah, that's a lot. Well, my ex, like, you do a few times in

the morning.

A few times in midday.

Sorry? A few times at night.

I'm loving this.

Like, it adds up, like.

Like, if you just have a day of just staying at home, chilling for the whole

day. I get that. 10? Oh, fuck.

I'm one and done, man.

I know some of our clips can be a bit of a dog's dinner, but this unseen bit

comes with an absolutely excellent pedigree.

So, guys, if you could get a dog, what dog would you get?

A Shiba Inu. A what, what?

Yeah. A Shiba Inu. What the fuck is that?

It's like a little fox.

A little fox?

They're very cute.

Are they tiny?

They're, like, mid-range.

I can see Lola.

Lola, what was yours, Italian greyhound?

I feel like that's so chic. I think she should have a Doberman.

I do like the Italian greyhounds.

I don't know, he just has that vibe.

Yeah, I can see you with that as well.

What do I give?

Shih Tzu.

No, they're lovely little things.

I could see you loving a really cute puppy that actually grows up to be a

bigger dog, like a Lab, a golden Lab. I do like Labradors.

I don't think you give Pomeranian vibes.

No, and I'm really scared that they get alopecia because they're really prone to

get alopecia.

And then you've got a bald pomeranian. Yeah, and I just can't be dealing with

that. Tina gives Frenchie vibes.

What, French bulldog? Yeah. Tina? Yeah.

Yes. I don't know what you give Lorenzo.

You don't really give any dog, I'll be honest. Chocolate lab.

No. No.

I could see Ellie having some sort of, like, spaniel. No, I can see her with

a... Wait, Lola, what did we say?

A staff.

A staff.

That is literally what we said, yeah.

I think if they need to make, like, a puppy version of a Labrador... Yeah,

that would be really cute. If the Androx puppy stayed that size, that would be a

really popular dog. Like a miniature Labrador, yeah.

That's kind of what, like... But they molt so much, I can't deal with that.

They molt ridiculously.

The Shiba Inus are kind of like...

They're really cute when they're small, but they stay, like, mid-range. They're,

like, that big from head to head. Oh, my God. You are giving... She's an Afghan.

Yeah, I can see that. Afghan hounds. With the really long hair. Yeah, cos

your hair looks like the ears.

What, are they the ones with the floppy ears?

Yeah, but they're really long. Really long ears, really long fur. You're an

Afghan hound. Afghan hound.

Wimbledon week is usually all about strawberries and cream, but here in the

villa, they're playing a much more fruity game.

We're just going to play some lemon cello.

OK, let's go.

Oh! Oh!

One, one.

So, one, two... One love.

One love.

Yes!

That was a good one, that was good. One all. One all.

Yes!

It's getting in my head.

The champion is... Did you see that?

Tommy?

Tommy?

Smash it!

Yes! Oh, no.

Samuaj and Tommy, you need to end the game now.

Oh, what a shot!

Right, swap again.

No, we'll swap the next one now. Who's the umpire here?

You don't know the rules, Priya. No, I do.

Right, Samiraj.

You're going to have to start canoodling with the umpire if you don't grab some

points in a minute. Don't tempt me.

Whoa, that's vicious.

No, that's not vicious.

We don't need pity points here. We're good at what we do.

This is for the win. 6-2.

5-3. This is championship points.

Championship points. Okay, sorry, 5-3. You've got two championship points. 5-3

to you? Yeah.

This is for the win.

I love how we have to tell the umpire.

good game boys good game boys very good limoncello champions

well

done guys we like no sore losers

When it comes to answering life's big questions, the boys are always in a race

to the bottom.

He probably folds his tissue before he wipes it. Do I do?

Do you fold it, yeah?

You never scrunch. I just scrunch, yeah, I do.

Yeah. You do not fold your tissue paper before wiping your arse. As long as you

have one solid, like... Oh, my God, he actually does.

Surely you just rip off a bit and go for it. Yeah, but the time you go like that,

as long as you have, like, one solid piece, like, over the top, you just...

If you're wiping your arse now, how do you do it?

I'm wiping it also.

So you're wiping your bum now. Show me how you do it.

Oh my God.

That's too thin.

That's too thin.

I literally, let me shut my eyes. Watch, this is what you do.

Now he'll go like this. He'll take a wipe and go, right.

Do you?

Yeah. Oh my God.

What, you scrunch it? Do you scrunch it? I don't take that much.

When you do that, that's too messy. I always just make sure I go there.

If I just do it now, I'll go like this.

Yeah, I kind of go like that, but like, yeah, you go like that.

Not like that. You don't crease it, you don't like bring it over the knee.

He brings out an iron and irons it before swiping his butt.

Ask Lorenzo nicely, he'll iron your sheets too, Sean.

He puts the word butt into butler.

Tonight on Love Island... ..two new bombshells shake up the

house. Ev, you're going to take the mick out of me, Angela, so at least get it

right. This is Love Island Unseen Bits, and it's not the house, it's the villa.

We've pulled out all the best bits from the week to make sense of everything

that you missed.

We've done a really good job. There you go, do that. Which bits do you think

that was?

As we delve deep into what makes our Islanders tech Do you think when you're

a guy you just see from such a different perspective?

I don't really think a lot

Like, I might look like, oh, Finn's thinking of something there. You always

look deep in thought.

There's nothing going on, like... No, that's so funny, Finn. I love that.

Well, we have plenty going on. We're like the itch you have to scratch.

I've got an itch on the... What? Can you not bend like that? Oh, my God. It just

looks weird, you doing it.

What? Oh, my God.

Please stop. Put it away.

What?

You're looking bitter.

You enjoying it right now, BB?

No. Really?

No.

No, no, no. Well, tough, because we're only halfway through.

The morning after the night before and everyone is recovering from a night of

wild partying.

Even this fella had some serious exploring to do when he got back to his

nest covered in pink feathers.

So let's fly back in time to relive a heart rate challenge that had everyone

spitting feathers.

Oh! Give me up, give me up, give me up, let's go, give me up, give me up, let's

go! Again!

Wow!

We are ready!

Give me up, give me up, give me up, let's go!

I can't tell if this is sexy or what, but it'll get the heart racing anyway.

Give me up, let's go!

Great show guys, but how did it all come together?

Let's rewind to the rehearsals.

What are you going to do to Finn?

Do this.

Maybe I'll wait this way and be like...

Ellie, you're so good.

That was crazy.

What's up, she's right now just one supper Do

I

not need a sock

Guys everyone I'm

jealous of the boys that they get to see this there is something else to avoid in

a heart rate challenge

But I can't put my finger on it, so I'll pull Yasmin's finger instead.

Does anyone have any glittery eyeshadow?

Oh, that stinks!

I know.

Sorry, it really does smell.

Sorry, guys.

That smells lethal, Yasmin.

Don't do that on Lorenzo and the Heartbreak Challenge.

Sorry, guys.

Yasmin, it stinks!

Sorry.

I take it as a compliment.

I'm very comfortable with you girls.

Get ready for us to tug on your heartstrings as we get on board with

Lola and Sean discussing one of the most romantic endings to a movie.

Fucking greedy bitch move over like that is one of the general movies you watch

and like you're like, what are you doing? Just move over like I generally

tried. It's just like not the buoyancy of the thing He didn't really give a

good goal, though They were gonna both go and it's the buoyancy even got done

on misclusters The only way they could do it is by tying life jackets

underneath the raft or something today Was there any other bits of wood

floating around he could have hopped on though? I probably could have done but I

think it was just like he was just with Rose.

Yeah, she's the saddest thing I've ever seen I would do that for you No, you

wouldn't. You'd tell me a secret. I'd push you over and say, it's sound, kid.

No, I would actually do that for you, no problem. I'd have survivor's guilt.

No, you wouldn't. You'd be buzzing with all the insurance money. I would

actually so fucking gasp. Oh my God, no. When is that money coming in? You'll

never gasp at my boyfriend. He literally just saved me.

Just so I could get money. Just so I can get some money.

Never let go of that money, Lola.

Never let go.

At bedtime this week our couples had been getting hungry for one another.

But some of the boys have big appetites and have been sneaking away from their

partners to lock lips with a butty on the side.

I don't think so.

I feel like someone farted when you came in.

I've got no milk.

Cheese.

Yes.

It's at 2am.

It's 2am and we're all fucking dancing in the kitchen.

Here, take yours.

Here you go, brother.

I don't know what to say.

She said tomorrow we had a mission in the night.

We should dry up.

So there's no evidence?

Yeah, yeah.

The

perfect

crime. Now you just need to get back to bed without waking the girls.

Oh, nice one, Samraj.

Your toothbrush has woken up the whole villa.

In this next unseen clip, Geordie yogi Tommy shares some of his wisdom with the

boys. To say they understood would be a stretch.

Oh, God.

Ow. My shoulder's killing.

Roll onto your side and pull your ground like, oh.

But keep your right hip on the floor and just pull that round.

Tommy knows his shit, doesn't he?

Oh, keeping that left leg straight on the go.

Like that? It's like a dive digging a pierce leg.

Yeah! Yeah!

He knows his shit, to be fair. Well, to be honest, he could be talking utter

bollocks and we wouldn't have any idea.

I can feel it, though. I can feel it!

Tommy Toon!

Have you never done this move before?

Oh, yeah!

Oh, yeah!

That is a good position Tommy

I'm

so glad you're here I'm giving him five

stars. So

That was quite good actually, did I get it?

Normal service has resumed, the boys are back to being animals.

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Welcome back to the final part of Unseen Bits. And the boys still are dressed.

Well,

what actually is Unseen Bits?

Good question, baby. I'll let the girls explain.

We're really funny. We are hilarious in here and no one sees it. No one sees it.

But thanks to Unseen Bits, now everyone gets to see it.

We promise useless dancing and even more useless information.

Apparently girls extensions is made out of horse shit. Yeah, did you know that?

Oh shit?

Yeah, that's the term they used.

Sounds like BS to me and you don't want that hitting the fan.

You need to spread the fan out a little bit more.

It's my first time, bear with me, give me a break.

Talking of fans, hey Bebe, how you doing in the beach hut? Where are you at?

Where are you at right now?

I'm stuck in a sweaty voiceover booth.

OK. Good news, I just had a message and your taxi is ten minutes away.

No need to be so happy about it.

Moving swiftly on, this next Unseen clip is all about Simba's love story.

I think Simba's like a lover boy.

But you know what, I tried to fight it and I don't really like... Simba, you're

a simp, it's fine. We'll call him Simpa.

Simpa. Simpa.

Simba. Simba.

But you know what's crazy?

In hindsight, the only reason I'm still here is because of my connection with

her. So I was like to her in bed, like, I saved you, like, you saved me.

You saved me, I saved you. It's like a Taylor Swift song.

I saved you and you saved me.

I saved you, you saved me, now we're together, life's but a dream.

I've written you the chorus.

You don't even need more. That's the perfect poem ever. That is a perfect

poem, isn't it?

I saved you, you saved me.

Life is nothing but a dream.

Life is nothing but a dream.

Just get that tattooed on your nose. Yeah, I feel like you should.

Across the heart, with Angie's face on the other side. Too far, bro. But yeah,

I saved you, Angie saved me.

What was it? I saved you, you saved me.

Life is nothing but a dream. Life is nothing but a dream.

There we go.

Boys, your song doesn't rhyme and has a terrible tune, which means it's probably

going to be a hit.

The writing is on the wall here in the villa, literally.

There's eight sleep, crack on repeat, no invite needed, ask more.

Personally, I find all these different phrases confusing, and I'm not the only

one. So if I said high key, that's not cool, that doesn't make sense.

Yeah, it does. It does, that makes a lot of sense. What about low key, that's not

cool? That also makes sense.

Locally means, like, slyly.

Yeah. But, like, if something's fucked up, like, mega... They mean two

different things. One was good, one was bad. No, they mean the same thing.

They're just different levels. So, like...

High-key, what's going on with you and Tina is like high-key. Oh, it's more

serious. It's high-key.

Low-key, yeah.

Something's a bit like, not that. Low-key.

Yeah, like, on the low, on the low. High-key, there's a lot of drama going

on. Yeah.

And low-key. High-key, they're arguing with each other. Low-key, I can't. And

low-key, we might get a tick. And high-key, I can't be arsed. Swear down,

this bro is low-key Doolooloo.

In this next unseen clip, the girls are positively beaming pranking the boys.

Lola, did you tell Sean about what happened to you when you got your ass

lasered?

No. No, she didn't. What happened? What? You have to tell him. Oh, no, it's,

like, so crazy.

So, you know, obviously, when you go there, you can't open your mouth.

You can't open your mouth? No.

If, like, if you open your mouth, sometimes the laser's, like, well, if

it's a strong one, can I come out the other end?

What? Yeah. So, just clarify, you're lying butt-naked on something, are you?

No, you're, like, in doggy like that.

Like that?

Yeah. And obviously they're doing, like, just really trying to get in your

arsehole. But obviously, like, if you, like, if you speak, they're, like,

literally, they've got signs up and they're, like, do not speak.

Because, like, obviously, if you're like that, the laser's going straight

through.

Your face is killing me.

Right, and go on. So sometimes if you're like this, if, like, because obviously,

like, from here to your mouth, when you're in that position, it's just,

like, a straight-through run.

A laser will shoot out your mouth?

Like, can do. Like, obviously, it depends on the strength of the laser. So

you're telling me you could be lying down like this.

And the relays are shooting out your... It just like can cause like... Do you

not feel it in the back of your mouth though? Yeah, like it burns, it's hot.

Can they not just put like a metal plate in your asshole to stop it like going

in? That is a good idea. That's a good idea.

Angel, it would heat up. That's going to really hurt your insides. One time when

I went there, I was obviously, like, I was in front of a mirror, which was,

like, rogue anyway, so I'm not doing this in front of a mirror. Like,

literally, like, burning on my face, literally because, like, some of my

eyelashes actually singed a bit because of, like, it hit the mirror and then

bounced back on me. It was literally crazy.

Could you see a beam? Yeah, you literally did.

That's crazy.

Did you believe it?

Is that not real?

Did you believe it, Sean?

No, the story is fake, but the actual principle is true.

That's why I've not gotten laser gigs. I'm fucking terrified.

Is it true or not? Yeah, it's true.

Would you not be afraid that you could fucking injure yourself?

Yeah, I know. That's why I only went for one session.

Because after that, I was like, I literally lost a few eyelashes.

Can you not just shave your ass?

Yeah, but it's just like... It's really hard. I'm never going to get that done

to my head. I didn't want you to get that done.

Oh. I would never change you.

It's time for Beach of Bonanza!

And this week... Yes, ready, ready, ready, ready.

I asked the Islanders to do a celebrity impression.

Well, I have a pretty decent Batman impression.

I don't have any celebrity impressions, guys.

Where is she?

Mary James is like... When Julia Roberts goes, I'm just a girl.

standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her.

Girl, stand up.

Fiona! Fiona!

Duncan!

So, Spongebob's laugh, I feel, goes a bit like this. No, it's all right,

but... Obviously,

Love Island, watched it for years, I know a few.

And Molly Mae goes, ah, Tommy!

I was coming back here to tell you that I loved you.

Everyone... He always tries to get me to do Iain Stirling because I'm obviously

Scottish as well.

Previant. Scotland.

Scottish. I can't do it. Actually, some other people in here are way better at

it than me.

Tonight on Love Island, like, I can't do it.

I can't do a Scottish accent.

It's my time to shine, then.

I'm claustrophobic, Darren!

They don't get it! I'm claustrophobic!

David's dead.

And they're like, oh, oh!

And then, like, David's not actually dead.

Oh, just bear with me, bear with me. She thought it was David, but it was

actually her ex-husband, David.

So, in honour of our Welsh boy Finn, we can do a bit of, you know, Gavin and

Stacey. If you do that track.

Oh!

Oh. Where's the salad?

There's the salad!

What's occurring?

Which I know we have so much better than that. That's a bit shit. David

Attenborough, my idol.

The shy yet outspoken Aidan approaches.

You ate?

You ate?

Unsuccessful. Aidan, you should not be eating tonight.

That's it. The end.

Come back next time for some more.

Be job and answer!

That's it for Unseen Bits this week. So, Beebe, how was it for you in the end?

That was so fun.

I didn't know what to expect.

I was, like, so nervous, but I had a blast.

Well, it's been great having you. Thanks for watching.

I love Unseen Bits.

We love you too. Until next week, bye-bye, Beebe.

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