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We were inspired by 3 Idiots. We're sorry.

Sorry...

How dare you crash this wedding

without an invitation?

- Sorry. - Sorry.

Always ready to freeload at weddings.

Shoot to kill if you see them anywhere near the venue.

"Welcome! Welcome! Welcome!"

"Welcome to this historical wedding."

"Historical because there will be no crimes happening

in Haryana while this wedding happens.”

“Since all the criminals are present here only."

"People have put their plans on hold

like kidnapping murder to be here."

"In fact, Surender Gujjar

is here on a half-day parole."

"For the first time it is possible to take a group selfie of

so many people from the crime industry because

the bride's father, Sumer Singh Chaudhary,

happens to be their Godfather."

"In our country, women are still

not allowed to progress in anyway.”

"But Chaudhary sir is a progressive person

who not only saved his daughter Meera,"

"but also educated her."

"So, it's time you also moved forward like Chaudhary sir

and head towards the stage."

"Rock the base."

"Who put these birds in the cage?"

"They are meant to fly freely in the sky."

"Let them dance unhinged."

"If you don't let the birds out soon,"

"these hunters will barge in with their revolvers."

Come here!

Yes, uncle.

Did we call you to humiliate the Chaudharys?

You think we don't respect women?

Why did you lock them up in a cage?

I can't see a thing with those bars in the way.

Why you...

Uncle. This is for you.

He's naive. Go on, son.

Flower.

Rose.

- Rose? - Rose...

Again, you forgot to take your blood pressure pills!

Yes.

And you also forget to

take your diabetes pills before dinner.

You always do this. Why?

How do you know, boy?

- Why can't you remind him? - Me.

No, me!

You go fetch his pills.

- Wait here, uncle. Be right back. - Who is this guy? Who is he?

Calm down, guys. Please.

Calm down.

You guys don't have to spoil your mood today.

Trust your blue-eyed boy!

See I can understand your problem.

Booze has that effect.

As it slides down the throat,

and mixes with your blood, with the help of the liver.

Then, through the complicated

network of veins goes straight to your brain.

And the brain forces every part

of your body to get carried away in emotions.

The brain eventually drains out trying to charge other parts of your body,

and whatever fun people have during these euphoric time...

- As they snap back to reality, they... - Forget!

So what's the point?

What's the point of such fun times

which you can't relive with others?

True that.

So...control your emotions,

don't let your emotions control you.

Who is this wise guy?

He calmed the whole crowd down single-handedly.

"Sweetie pie's cupcake, that's me."

"Sweetie pie's cupcake, that's me."

"This cupcake is tricky."

"Better hold on to your hearts, keep it in check."

"Hear me cuddle bun with my magical charm."

"Darling, I'll make you mine."

"Hold on. I just got here, so relax."

"Careful, boys, don't let your hearts skip a beat."

"Sweetie pie's cupcake, that's me."

"Ouch!"

"Sweetie pie's cupcake, that's me."

"Listen, girl, don't run."

"To me, you look so fine."

"The curves on your body, has got me on the edge."

"Don't be nervous,"

"rest your beautiful face on my chest."

"For you, I can sell all I got, and become a pauper."

"I can make this pair smashing."

"Cook lunch if you're starving."

"Say the word,"

"and I'll make you the next big thing."

"Can make a dozen lovers bite the dust."

"Tear down any wall that stops me."

"My admirers are so naive."

"Can overthrow your reign without breaking a sweat."

"I can freshen up your mood with just a smile."

"Careful, boys, don't let your hearts skip a beat."

"Sweetie pie's cupcake.."

"Sweetie pie's cupcake..."

"Sweetie pie's cupcake, that's her."

"This cupcake is tricky."

"Better hold on to your hearts, keep it in check."

"Listen, cuddle bun with her magical charm."

"Darling, she'll make you hers."

"Sweetie pie's cupcake, that's me."

- Gautam. - Yes, Gambhir.

You are from the Chaudhary family..

Always look up.

It's my younger sister's wedding.

Once-in-a-lifetime event.

I must make sure it's perfect from every angle.

If you wanted to see the wedding on screen only

Then you could have watched it from home also!

It's out of range bro!

Congratulations on your sister's wedding, brothers.

Baby, you?

I didn't think you would show up.

How could I not come?

It's a family wedding.

Respect, bro.

My respect too!

Should we go in?

Brother already went.

- Gautam. - Yes, Gambhir.

This boy seems out of place to me.

This over-friendly boy

could be Meera's friend.

No matter how much you zoom and check

My eyes can see much clearer from here!

Get him!

A little to the left.

Great. Now smile...

One second.

Hi.

Your face gives me the vibes of a bubble wrap.

I want to pop it.

But to maintain the positive vibes of the place,

we're talking to you facetime-to-facetime.

So, say something to remind me who are you.

Gautam Singh Chaudhary?

- Gambhir Singh Chaudhary? - No.

- Gautam. - Gambhir.

Whatever...

Good God.

I am so lucky to meet you two.

I've heard so much about you two.

Gautam Singh Chaudhary...

Gautam Singh Chaudhary

always cool-headed like Gautam Buddha.

And Gambhir Singh Chaudhary, who is always--

He's clever boy.

Come here.

See that statue?

That's my security guard’s.

Oh...wow.

What an honour!

- When did he die? - He's still alive...

inside the statue.

I told that fool not to leave the gate.

But he didn't listen.

Now, he'll be standing at the gate for the rest of his life.

You see, Romeo...

Stop licking my boots.

Or I'll yank that tongue out of yours and hand it to you.

And I won't be able to see that on full screen.

So quickly tell us who invited you here?

No one invited me.

Right.

I...am a friend of Rajvardhan.

Had moved to America some time ago

I found out through a friend's WhatsApp group

that Raju's getting married.

So I took a quick exit and entered here directly.

Okay, fine.

But who...is Rajvardhan.

Your brother-in-law.

But that's Rajvardhan.

- Why can't you ever be serious? - That's your job, brother.

Why were you snoozing when they were handing out brains?

You could have woken me up.

Brother...

- Yeah... - He's gone.

Get out the way!

Please make sure my daughter’s wedding concludes without any conflict.

God.

I've a feeling

You're going to stir things up.

Who is the bride's mother talking to?

The CEO of your company.

Silly woman.

Husband is the only supreme God for a wife.

And this wedding is happening

with your God, Chaudhary Sumer Singh's permission.

Even the real God will not be able to stop it.

Chaudhary sir. Chaudhary sir.

You don't have to bend so much before me.

Can't help it, Chaudhary sir.

The very sight of you makes my waist and knees bend automatically.

This is why we are not giving you our daughter.

We're taking your son instead.

What? Resident son-in-law?

But we made no such deal.

Then?

Ohh. We didn't?

You mean you were not informed.

This is why I'm informing you, before the wedding.

Or you'll complain later that we didn't inform you earlier.

Play music!

Hit it!

Yes.

Get lost!

You crashed the wrong wedding.

I know.

If you can make it out alive,

I'll be very surprised.

What did you say?

Crash?

Meera's future husband is my childhood friend.

Yeah-yeah.

Childhood BFF's entering the wedding venue,

and his stupid friend is taking an emergency exit.

Nice try, ****

Amazing.

I respect only two people in the world.

- One being women and the other... - Men.

People with sharp minds.

And you have both.

You can call me Krish.

How about you also give me your address,

so I can tell your parents

their son attained martyrdom at this wedding.

I know I am in the danger zone,

but I'll handle it.

I've complete faith in marriages.

No wedding has ever let me down.

You sound like a passionate wedding crasher.

Exactly.

See how these weddings have a great vibe.

Some get married out of love, and...

And others fall in love at a wedding.

You know what I mean.

Can I follow you?

What’s the name I should search for?

Goli.

You mean...bullet?

Yeah.

But only follow.

Don't come in front of me.

I'll pierce right through you.

I tried my best.

Now you only put some sense in her.

The father who let you study

and sent you abroad for three years

Will get to decide your future.

Look, child.

A woman's life is partly owned by her parents

and the rest by her husband.

She has nothing to call her own.

Her happiness has no importance.

And this family has always obeyed the decisions made by men.

Now get ready for the wedding, my child.

[chants]

Call the bride.

The auspicious time is passing.

Then why did you suggest such a short auspicious

time for the wedding?!

This is a Chaudhary’s wedding.

We're the Chaudharys!

- Daughter-in-law. - Yes, uncle.

Go and get Meera, daughter-in-law.

Hurry. Hurry.

Meera's looking slightly plump, sister-in-law.

Meera. What is this makeup you have put on?

Ran away?

With whom?

I just spoke to her and came.

Call the bride.

Hold your horses,

and that auspicious time of yours.

Why is uncle calling?

What is the matter, uncle?

Why are you using up my data? I am watching the wedding.

You Millennial Kumar…

What?

Meera's escaped.

What?

- Come here. - What?

Out of my way you...

Stop admiring my beautiful face.

Put your drones to work.

Find Meera.

Come on.

Look over there.

How can Meera run away like this, Chaudhary sir?

I mean running is a good thing.

Good for health.

And everyone should run.

Right?

Yes, papa.

We should also run now.

I don't want to become a resident son-in-law.

What do we do, brother?

Chaudhary family’s reputation...

maligned at the altar.

Until Meera doesn't return to the altar,

no one's going home!

Nor should this news leak out.

It's a complete lockdown.

Go and quarantine everyone.

Isolate them from the outside world.

Go.

Your phone.

"Trapped."

Where is it? Give it.

Hand it over.

Your phone.

"Trapped."

"Trapped."

Meera ran away on your watch.

Hurry up. Who is that?

And why is he dancing?

Catch him.

Hey butterfly, wait!

Where did the boy go?

Where did that boy go?

"Trapped."

Over there.

Hey...stop.

"Trapped."

Don't move!

I haven't done anything.

I said stop!

Stop.

"Trapped."

Are you blind?

- Goli? - I told you not to come in front of me or else

I'll pierce right through?

Why are you coming with me? Go your own way.

There he is.

Drive. Drive. I said drive.

Do you want to kill her?

Thank you, Goli. Thank you.

You entered just like a bullet.

At the right time.

Do you know Meera eloped?

And these idiots are chasing me.

She didn't run off with me

Your dress is so pretty.

Were you the bridesmaid?

Imagine...if the bride's friend is looking so stunning,

how gorgeous Meera would be looking.

And her wedding dress...

Should have taken a look before I ran off.

Idiot!

I am Meera.

O Radhe!

What do I do now?

I'll stop on the side.

You can tell them that Meera didn't run off with you.

And technically I am driving,

so you're running off with me.

Wait a second.

Basically,

you forgot to mention that you are Meera,

and now you're giving me advice.

You three siblings

are playing Squid Game with me or what?

That would have been fun actually.

I was avoiding you intentionally.

Chasing after me could have landed you in trouble.

How much more trouble can one get in now?

Sorry, dude. It's my fault completely.

Just because you crashed my wedding,

I couldn't have cancelled my plan.

I fail to understand.

You ran away from a wedding

where bullets were being sprayed like flowers.

Why?

- I've my reasons. - You didn't like the guy.

In arranged marriages,

one starts liking the boy after marriage anyway.

You weren't ready to get married?

Nothing like that.

Do you love someone else?

I am single.

Then what’s the problem?

- He didn't ask me. - Ask you what?

My father didn't ask me before fixing my marriage.

If he had asked,

Maybe, I would have said yes...

Or would have said no.

But he should have asked.

Stop the car.

Stop the car.

I have an international driving licence.

Don't worry.

Even if you have a license to drive on the moon,

I will feel safer in a rickshaw.

Please, stop the car.

I said stop the car.

Meera, stop the car.

Get off. Go die.

I shouldn't have hitchhiked with you.

What did I get myself into?

- You are bad luck. - Yeah, fine. Get lost.

Auto!

Stop. Stop.

Got him.

I got eyes on him through the auto drone.

- Brother. - Where is this place?

Where is this place? What's the location?

Track it. Track the drone.

One second.

Mr. Drone, I didn’t make Meera run off with me.

In fact, she was making me run here & there.

Not understanding a thing.

There's no sound.

Why is there no sound?

We'll have sound when you bring the Range Rover in range.

Did he knock it down?

What happened?

Hop in.

Meera.

Let's go.

LET’S GO!

PLEASE!

You're welcome.

Thank you. Thank you.

What made you come back?

If anything would have happened to you,

who would have felt guilty?

I have a heart, okay.

Heart? Heart?

What kind of a heart is this

which gets such thoughts?

What thoughts?

What do you mean he didn't ask?

If he didn't ask you, you should have asked him

why he didn't ask you before fixing your marriage.

Simple.

I mean...who messes with a father who's a Godfather.

Do you know how dangerous you guys are?

In my family, men call the shots.

And women always keep their faces covered.

My father sent me to Australia for studies.

That’s because, he was joining politics back then.

Educating his daughter abroad

was a strategy to create his progressive image.

But I didn't care.

It was my chance to go miles away

from my male-dominated family.

And life was just perfect.

Then he called you back to get you married.

No...that's still forgivable.

They called me here

and then informed me that I am getting married.

- What? - Yeah.

Settling down his daughter with a decent businessman

is also good for his image.

I don't want to cover my head for life

so that he can hold his head high proudly amidst the society.

I am a human being,

not an object.

Didn't I tell you to be wary of my brother's temper?

Now watch. Keep your eyes peeled...

Why do you have to put a staircase

in front of the police station entrance?

What if a person trips and dies?

I'll have it demolished.

- Should I ask? - Ask.

Sinha sir, this is a trick question.

Ask.

It's an emergency case

which needs to be solved without being registered.

I'll solve it. What is the emergency?

That's the trick question.

I see...

I know what you guys want?

Even my wife and kids are being held at your wedding event.

If you want your wife and kids

- to return home safe and sound... - Yes.

Send all your men after the red Audi.

I'll do it right away.

Everyone. Up. Let's go.

SHUT UP!!!

Doesn't have his headlights on and won't stop honking.

Police also doesn’t stop them.

How can the police stop the police?

Catch him.

"Trapped."

Drive faster.

The police are supposed to catch crooks.

But in this situation, they are helping

the crooks to catch an innocent man.

Stop.

Then quickly think of an idea, before they

pull your soul out of your body.

Stop.

Get ahead of them.

Ahead. Ahead.

I want to go home.

They will kill me.

Meera. faster. faster Drive faster.

Relax. Relax.

"Trapped."

Stop.

They are speeding away.

How did the lights get turned off? Where is the girl?

Stop. Stop. Right here.

Here you go.

Meera.

Wake up.

Let’s go.

Hurry up.

Get in.

What is this place?

Careful...

What careful? Put on the lights.

Sorry...

So tired. Need some water.

I didn't make her elope with me! I didn't make her elope with me!

Master Sir.

Master Sir?

Hold on.

Who's this in the bridal attire?

Who are these naked guys?

Oh no...

Sorry. Sorry.

Sorry.

Why are you guys naked?

He was making a painting of me.

Where are your clothes?

Colours could have been spilled on my clothes too!

Get out.

I mean get in.

A sequel Titanic sequel as if is in the making.

You...

I am really sorry.

You please take a seat over here.

Master Sir...

You like to read,

that's why master sir.

Yes,

I like to read, but no one pays you for it.

That's why I teach.

Krishna Koaching Klasses.

So Krish is for Krishna?

Yes.

Delhi, Noida, Faridabad.

Nice.

So crasher is a scholar.

KKK, like RRR.

Teacher with spelling mistakes.

Nice touch.

Okay, okay, okay.

First things first... Congratulations.

Congratulation, master sir.

All records have been broken today.

Record... oh my, God.

I mean you crashed a marriage, and got married.

What a legend!

Welcome home, sister-in-law.

I am Nick and he's Ron.

And don't worry,

we'll clear out our stuff by tomorrow morning.

You look ravishing.

Where is your luggage?

Babe...

she won't be carrying it with her. Must be in the car.

Master sir...keys?

Babe, there's something wrong here.

Long story short,

it's not as it seems.

And don't keep asking the same thing.

Idea.

So my dad's a brigadier in the army.

If the crooks and police have teamed up,

we can call the army.

- Just saying. - Correct.

Tell uncle to bring a tank.

I've never sat in one.

- Never? - No.

Never! O my god it's so exhilarating. You'll have...

Of course.

If he's sitting idle at the border,

please ask him to join us.

- She's being mean. - No...

I am hungry.

Can we eat something and then think?

Bread-omelette.

Don't you have pasta or pizza?

Our minds are fu--

Mashed up.

And you want five-star services.

For all reasons, this might be my last meal.

I won't eat bread omelette before dying.

Guys, guys, guys.

Nothing to worry about.

We'll get it.

And anyway, the guys looking for you

don't know us.

Because those who know even they refuse to know us.

Get lost.

Token number 69

- That's me. - Here you.

Seventy.

Hello.

Bhalla sir is in quarantine.

Seventy-one?

Hello. Gupta ji has been isolated.

Yes, boy.

- Every thing's positive on this side. - Yes.

You guys just focus on getting Meera back.

We won’t leave him alive.

The wedding needs to happen today.

Yes.

Should I? Should I pull the trigger? Gautam…

Gautam. So... Do you prefer plain water or bullet water?

Gautam!

What's the matter, bro?

The boy came into my house,

outsmarted me

and ran away with my sister.

Curse you...

We should drown with shame.

Absolutely right brother.

Don't you get it?

What?

Our security guard must be getting bored standing alone.

It's time to get him some company.

You are absolutely right, brother.

Gather the boys.

- Baby. - Yes, brother.

- Lower the gun. - Yes, brother.

And go around with them.

Okay, brother.

We'll burn everything down.

Hands up.

Let's go.

Come, brother.

Let's go. Come on.

- What a split personality. - Sorry.

Teacher by the day, cheater by night.

Being a teacher you do all this?

My father is a priest who does only weddings.

We used to attend several weddings when I was a kid.

Sometimes even two or three in a day.

But I used to attend as my father’s assistant.

Where all the kids would be enjoying,

I'd sit in one place waiting for the auspicious moment.

I never enjoyed any wedding.

But now when I attend a wedding,

I lose control and enjoy myself along with everyone.

Interesting.

Do you have a phone charger?

Let it stay switched off.

Or those Gautam Gambhir will locate you from it…

They are here.

Pasta.

But they have keys.

Who is it?

"Trapped."

What are you doing?

What are you doing?

Get in.

I am not some story merge with these books.

Sorry.

- I'm not foldable either. - Oh, God.

Come on.

Listen, let me talk to them.

They won't hurt me,

but they will hurt you.

Shut up.

The person outside will only hurt me.

Get in. Get in.

And don't come out.

But who is it?

- Is it the police? - No.

- Is it my brothers? - No.

Is it my father?

Not yours, okay. "Trapped."

Stay inside.

Father. Why are you standing outside?

Come in.

The door is that way, stupid.

I keep forgetting. I keep forgetting.

Not a big deal.

What were you doing inside?

Getting ready to go to bed.

Why are you laughing?

What kind of a night suit is this?

Who dresses like this for bed?

- You know Shashi... - Yes...

He is getting married tomorrow.

I was trying it on. Just got it stitched of his event.

You can meet Shashi

when he returns from his honeymoon.

Okay? For now, pack your bags

and let's go home.

Your mom's calling you.

Let's go. Your mom's calling you.

I can't go tomorrow.

Why?

I am busy.

Of course.

You are busy.

You're a busy-busy man.

Fourth graders

won't become engineers without you.

Don't say that, father.

Why not?

Why shouldn't I?

Didn’t I tell you to become a priest?

But did you listen?

- No. - Exactly.

When you didn't listen to me,

why should I listen to you?

- Out of my way. - Listen...

- Out of my way... - You're being stubborn now.

You know what...

take out your clothes.

What are you saying?

Open the cupboard, take out your clothes,

put them in a bag and come with me.

Your mom's calling you. Let's go.

I am not coming with you.

Move out of my way or I will curse you.

Try to understand, I've been trying

to tell you I can't come today.

Why?

A new partner joined recently.

My responsibilities have increased.

We've to make future plans together.

Your son did all this singlehandedly.

Without anyone's advice.

There is so much work left to do…

I cannot disclose the details right now

But you'll be the first to know when the time is right!

Will you hold on a second?

Bride?

You got married?

What have you done?

You got married.

Why did you get married?

I did not get married.

Listen to me, father...

Long story short,

it's not as it seems.

What do you mean? You both are dressed in wedding attire.

And you say it's not what it seems.

You also say something.

Hello.

Radhe-Radhe.

From today…

We've split up.

Please, father

Listen...

Give it.

Listen wise guy, if you've forgotten how to button pants,

should I get slip ons for you?

Take it

Papa.

You can go anywhere at any time.

And yet you are sitting here with me.

- Thank you. - No need to thank me.

Family only comes to the rescue in times of need.

Chaudhary sir, I forgot to carry my pills.

So we'll leave.

We'll come back when Meera shows up.

With the guests.

For this cooperation,

Chaudhary Sumer Singh thanks all the guests.

I know you all want to go home

and are tired of waiting.

Priest...

your backache can be cured with physiotherapy.

But Sumer Singh's reputation

cannot be mended easily like a broken bone.

Now even if someone gets a heart attack,

still these doors will open only after the wedding.

- Leave me. - Remember that.

"Trapped."

Yamuna Paar? Crap this is.

It's a beautiful painting, babe.

Have a look at it, please.

Babe.

Master sir was saying it's not what it seems.

And now look,

they haven't stepped out of their room all night.

Maybe private tuitions he's giving.

Koaching Klasses.

Wild.

By the way...

sister-in-law's phone is fully charged.

I am also charged.

- Sister-in-law. - Babe...

Don't...

Sister-in-law... I've fully charged your phone.

Don't disturb them.

It's them.

- It's outside. - No, it's inside.

- Go check, nah. - Come, nah.

- Come, nah. - Stop it.

Yes...

Hey man, who what why how?

Your hands...

Have you seen her?

Of course, we've seen her.

Wow, you're big.

She is inside.

Come with me.

Come on, come on.

Come with me.

Come, come, come.

She's right here.

Your culprit.

Celebrating their honeymoon

inside this closed room since last night...

With our Master Sir.

Brother.

I am telling you!

We've been calling them for so long,

but they aren't coming out.

I am sorry.

Maybe, you know...

they got tired and fell asleep.

Poor souls.

Break down the door.

Break it.

You do it.

You break it.

Break it down!

Out of my way.

I'll break it down.

Stop!

Do it with your eyes closed.

Blindfold.

I see.

Boss...there's no one in the house.

Except for these two clowns.

Mister, did you check properly?

Yours?

Father, there’s still time.

You go inside.

I'll take a U-turn and go back.

When your mom grabs your neck

and twists it around,

that will be a permanent U-turn.

You'll look like a darn ghost.

Let's go, child.

Come on.

Papa, please.

Get lost.

- Radhe-Radhe, father. - Okay, okay.

Out of my way.

Sister, Brother-in-law has brought Krishna home.

What a great time to come home, son.

Radhe-Radhe, aunty.

- What happened? - Radhe-Radhe.

My younger one has his board exams.

You are good luck for him. Now he'll top his class.

What top his class?

When he's failed in life,

how can he make anyone else pass?

- Listen to me... - His mark sheet's right behind him.

Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna.

Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna.

Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna.

Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna.

Look at him. He's my true son.

His day doesn't begin until

he hasn't prayed for a couple of hours.

God bless you, son. Bravo.

Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna.

God bless you. God bless...

Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna.

Understood.

Here you go.

Not this, take this one. You have become a true priest.

You won't budge without your donation.

Bravo. Listen. Listen.

Give this ape and his mate a proper welcome.

The great one has won her hand in a competition.

Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna.

- Wife. - Later, Murli.

Wife!

Listen, father.

My grandson must must have achieved something very big!

Wife.

Did you wash your feet or not?

Or did you just barge in like that?

No, No, I...

I was about to, dear.

But look at what your prince has done.

After what he's done,

we can never show our faces to anyone again.

- What do you mean? - See for yourself.

See what.

It's just the wind.

Which isn’t visible either.

Wind?

Gone with the wind.

Radhe-Radhe. Radhe-Radhe. Radhe-Radhe.

Meera-Meera.

- Radhe? - Meera.

Mother.

Now see. How your mum's going to beat him to a pulp.

We people of Barsana can forget anything but not Holi.

And I had to send my husband to call you here.

You should be ashamed.

Mom, listen...

Son… I never stopped you from following your heart.

Because I trusted that my son would always do the right thing.

And what did he do?

But what you did today,

I could never even think of it in my dreams.

Mother, listen to me...

On the auspicious occasion of Holi,

in the land of Lord Sri Krishna,

and the village of Radha-Rani,

my Krishna has brought... his Meera home.

No, aunty, wait a second.

Mom, please...

God bless you, son. God bless you.

This is the best festival ever for us.

- It's not what it seems, aunty... - Hare Krishna.

Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna.

What are they saying?

[chanting]

Krish, say something.

[chanting]

Will you listen to me, Murli?

Can you please be quiet, Murli?

And mom, it's not what it seems.

What's not as it seems?

Don't try to deceive us.

I saw it with my own eyes.

It's a good thing I arrived on time.

Because he had her packed up in a closet,

ready to take her on honeymoon.

Do you have no shame, father?

So much colour?

Has Holi started already?

Not yet, mother. Not yet.

Although this ritual is performed at Diwali.

But this time, before Holi

we'll perform the Laxmi Puja.

On that note, let's make a boomerang

with the new bride.

- Right. - Come on, everyone.

Everyone, gather around.

"Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"Season of Holi, colours flying."

"It's making me high."

"I am losing control eventually."

"Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"I am so naive..."

"No one to protect me."

"All the eyes are on me."

"Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"Give me a chance,"

"I won't let you down."

"My intentions are pretty pure."

"Scattering colours in the air with Krishna is Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"Grooving to the DJ's beat is Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"Scattering colours in the air with Krishna is Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"Grooving to the DJ's beat is Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"Season of Holi colours flying."

"It's making me high."

"Our Holi's going to trend, Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"Send a message of joy, Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"They expect you take no offence, but their actions are offensive."

"Throw colour on your face,"

"whenever they see a beautiful girl."

"I feel embarrassed, but they have no shame."

"Rub colours on my hair or my cheeks."

"If you be my friend,"

"you'll be my responsibility."

”Will never let go of your hand, promise."

"Scattering colours in the air with Krishna is Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"Grooving to the DJ's beat is Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"Scattering colours in the air with Krishna is Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"Grooving to the DJ's beat is Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"Season of Holi colours flying."

"it's making me high."

"Our Holi's going to trend, Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"Send a message of joy, Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"Our Holi's going to trend, Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

"Send a message of joy, Radhe-Radhe-Radhe."

Look in front, Murli.

- Don't look back. - Stop pushing me.

Careful, grandma.

It will ward off the evil eye.

You need to by heart some mantras.

I don't need to ward off any evil eye. To hell with you.

Your days of playing holi are done.

- Come, Meera. - Leave me.

Meera...

- Meera! - Leave my hand.

Leave me.

Women beat up the men in Barsana,

Not the other way around.

Let go my daughter-in-law’s hand,

or else I'll beat you to kingdom come.

Leave her!

What? Daughter-in-law?

Guess you like her very much!

Such love for your new daughter-in-law.

But none of you know that he...

He made Meera elope from her own wedding.

Elope?

Krish, what is he saying?

I eloped on my own.

Good God. And you call yourself a priest.

You didn't realise that they were not married.

Don't blame me, wife.

If I see them in the same room

in wedding attire,

what else will an innocent priest will think?

They could have been making an Insta reel together!

Uncle, if you guys are done chatting

can I take Meera with me?

Hold on.

I admit my son must have made a mistake.

But judging from Meera's face she doesn't look keen on

going with you.

Meera?

The love you all gave me

in this short time, I will never forget it.

But I don't want you guys

to get in any more trouble because of me.

No, child...

Start the wedding preparations.

I have found Meera!

Babe, I atleast got beaten up.

But you told them everything thrashed.

Excuse me...

Mr. Falling Flat in one slap.

What choice did I have?

Your lifeline is still in danger.

Murli, give us a solution.

I charge 1100 for giving solutions.

Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna.

Bit too expensive.

What happened?

Missing her?

Yes.

Exactly.

No... not at all.

Can't a man sit alone in peace?

Unbelievable.

If you hadn't crashed weddings of strangers,

even we would be sitting in peace.

Shame... Shame on you.

You are a teacher.

I am also a human being, Dad.

I love crashing weddings.

Gives me a kick.

You're always in silent mode in front of your wife,

but behind her, you're louder than a loudspeaker.

Why?

Because you get a kick out of it.

Stop your nonsense.

Or I'll kick you so hard,

you won't stop before you've crossed two states.

Gives me a kick! Gives me a kick!

I've a question.

Tell me...

If you didn't run away with her,

and she didn't run away with you...

Then why were Bonny and Clyde

running in the same direction?

I don't know, father,

why we were running in the same direction.

We were just running.

I see...

Must be an arranged marriage.

Guess she didn't like the groom.

That's not the case here, father.

It's not?

Okay, I get it now.

She doesn't want to get married right now.

She is still a kid.

Maybe she wants to study ahead.

Isn't it?

That's not the case either.

It's not?

I got it now.

This is about love.

She loves someone else,

but her parents are getting her married to someone else...

That's not the case either, father.

If it's none of the above,

then what is the problem.

What is it?

They didn't ask the poor girl before fixing her marriage.

God...

Such a stupid reason.

Radhe-Radhe-Radhe.

Then what Meera did was right.

She was right to run away.

Whenever we fix a door,

we do it according to the frame.

Otherwise, the door will have no support.

And this is marriage we're talking about.

A poor girl who's leaving her family,

her identity behind, to assume a new identity,

and you don't bother to even ask her about it.

I mean...

She's not some cow who you can tether to any wedge.

It's wrong.

But, son, you are lucky,

that she eloped with you.

You got to be in the company of a courageous girl, though it was for a few days.

Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna. Hare Krishna.

- Murli. - Yes.

I think the weather's getting cold, son.

Put a blanket on them.

Because them, Bonnie and Clyde

will soon be running in a similar direction.

Yes, father.

And you come downstairs.

Come on.

Bro, that's Shafiq's house there.

Look for Gayatri!

That's Gayatri Niwas.

I'll show that bloody...

Give me strength God...

I guess she is blind.

She is sleepwalking.

Kusum.

Kusum. Kusum.

What's wrong, mother?

Burglars are in the house.

And they didn't take off their shoes as well.

Come on, let's go.

Wake up. Let's go.

Thief...how dare you steal?

How dare you steal...in Barsana?

In Radha Rani's village?

Ladies...

Take that. Take that.

What are you doing? Aunty...wait.

Stop.

Take that. Take that.

Brother.

Come out! Come out.

I said come out.

How dare you steal?

Pointing a gun at me!

Stop. Stop. I think my bones are broken.

Slow down. That hurts.

It hurts.

What are you doing here?

That's him.

- We are here for him! Sister-stealer. - Hey...

Stealer... S… S…

Aunty, let's talk in a civilised way.

Let's be civil.

Your son, made my sister elope with him.

I made her elope with me?

Yes…sister-stealer!

What is wrong with you?

Do you think you are Lord Krishna?

How many more will you run off with?

But I didn't elope with anyone. What are you saying?

How many girls this boy is DM-ing at once?

But, grandma...

Son, variety is not always good in life.

Right.

And one should stick to one woman in life.

What are you saying?

Hare Krishna.

Son, be honest about it.

Who did you elope with this time?

They are talking about Meera, mother.

You made Meera elope again?

No priest!

We are talking about the first time only.

- I make anyone elope with me. - Liar...

Tell me in a civilised way

where is my sister?

Your man took her.

My man?

- Was it you or you? - It wasn't us...

You idiot.

What was his name?

- Babu? Baba? No... - Baby.

He took Meera. Where is Meera?

I see...

Baby took Meera, Gambhir.

Did he tell you?

He didn't tell me, Gambhir.

Nor me.

- Call uncle. - Yes.

Uncle...what's all the commotion?

Everyone's banging plates

to lift the lockdown.

What's the progress on Mission Meera?

Listen, uncle. Meera's been found?

What? Meera's been found!

Congratulations, Meera's been found.

Listen to me, uncle.

Stop. Stop.

Cheer up, let the booze flow.

Meera's been found.

I am asking if Meera has been found?

No, Meera isn't here.

But Baby took her.

Baby took her?

Took her where?

I got it.

Sorry. Sorry.

Lockdown extended.

No, Gambhir. Meera hasn't reached there.

What do you mean she hasn't reached there?

I meant she hasn't reached the venue back.

What kind of brothers are you guys?

You two don't know where your sister is.

And you call yourself gangsters.

- Gautam? - Yes, Gambhir.

My sister ran away.

Why is he getting irritated?

Yo...

Respect, bro.

Get out!

See.

We are here.

I've made all the arrangements.

Don't be confused. It's our house only.

See... all these people are waiting for us.

Come on.

The entire mansion's lit up.

See... Look at this view.

Hey..you kidnapped a runaway bride and brought her to whose wedding?

Your own.

Your marriage with my Baby.

- Father. - God bless you.

Come over here.

It's like this...

Your father had fixed your marriage with my son first.

But you know the value of your father's word.

It never stays the same.

But we are also Chaudharys, after all.

Chaudhary Sarabjeet Singh.

Even I promised my son

that he would get married to only you.

So...it's time to make good on my promise.

Hey...

Are you all crazy?

I didn't run away from my first wedding

to get to my second one.

I am a woman,

not one of the minister's fake promises,

which can be given to anyone.

All that filth in your mouth has also made your mouth filthy.

It has no value.

You will realise the value of my word tomorrow morning.

The auspicious hour starts at 8 AM.

If you're not used to getting up early,

don't sleep at all.

Take her away.

Eighteen...nineteen...

What happened?

Are you going to fly your drone again?

We are not in a no flying zone!

And the security is also tight.

How will we get inside then?

The same way I crashed your family’s wedding.

Hari Om. Hari Om.

Greetings, sir. Greetings.

Hari Om. Meera... Om Namah Shivaay.

Hari Om. Om Namah Shivaay.

Hari Om. Om Namah Shivaay.

Hari Om. Hari Om.

Give me too.

Listen, do a little extra touch up on the left cheek.

- Brother. - Yes.

Looks like someone slapped you pretty hard.

It was a mosquito. I slapped it too hard.

What would you prefer, Baby?

What do you have?

I have kicks, punches...slaps.

I also have a revolver.

Gambhir, it's you.

I didn't expect you to show up.

But since you're here,

you know where you are standing?

If I make a sound, you'll be riddled with bullets...

- Make it. - What?

Sound.

I'll do it.

Attention. No marriage.

Come, brother.

Out of my way.

- This is the room. - This one?

Say?

Meera's been found.

Are you asking me or telling me?

I am telling you.

- Confirmed? - Yes, confirmed.

Wait. Talk here.

Meera's been found.

Give the phone to her.

Open it.

Meera. Meera.

Meera?

She ran away again. What?

Brother.

Meera?

Come here.

Is this a joke to you?

I swear she was right here.

- Talk to him brother. - She was right here.

You talk to him.

What am I going to say?

You talk to him.

Meera...

Why is your son is not understanding the situation?

Meera ran away again.

Go back to sleep. It's not their cup of tea.

Sleep.

"Like the moonlight suits the moon..."

"Like the moonlight suits the moon..."

"your face is one in a billion."

"Like glitter suits only gold."

"Like glitter suits only gold."

"your face is one in a billion."

"There's in no place for sorrows in our life ever."

"One heart, one soul, how I want us to be."

"There's in no place for sorrows in our life ever."

"One heart, one soul, how I want us to be."

Such diverse cultures in the same country.

The men on our side give themselves such importance,

that we have no stand.

But at the same time,

in your house,

women are so respected.

Loved.

Happy.

How can anyone underestimate women?

They are the entire universe.

We exist because of you.

Are you done?

I'll do it.

Be right back.

"My palms glowing with the auspicious colours."

"Your destiny's rubbed onto mine."

"You've filled my life with stars."

"My luck is shining."

"Like the stars suit the sky."

"Like the stars suit the sky."

"your face is one in a billion."

"your face is one in a billion."

"There's in no place for sorrows in our life ever."

"One heart, one soul, how I want us to be."

"There's in no place for sorrows in our life ever."

"One heart, one soul, how I want us to be."

Meera. Meera.

What happened? Are you alright?

Yeah.

I have a visa appointment.

Visa? Why?

I am going back to Australia.

I've been trying for so long,

finally got the mail.

Would it be safe?

I only felt safe with your family.

Wish I could be there.

But me being there would make

everyone else unsafe.

Do you really have to go?

I mean me and my family

are willing to take this risk.

Of course.

The women of Barsana even drove away Lord Krishna,

so my family are no match for them.

But I am tired of running, Krish.

So now I just want to fly far away.

So that...

me and my problems

can go away from everyone's lives.

I understand.

And you know what, I was going to say--

Stay back.

You scoundrel!How dare you run off with my sister?

Stop it. Please stop hitting him, brother.

Stop it. It's not his fault.

I ran away on my own.

How dare you? How dare you?

Please, stop...

Wait here.

How dare you? How dare you?

Break his bones.

- Let me go. - Be quiet, Meera.

Brother, please listen to me.

Don't spare him, brother.

- My sister. My sister. - Let me go.

- I will come with you. - Hurry up please.

My sister. My sister.

Please...

My sister.

Pick him up.

Time to turn him into a statue.

Take him along. Pick him up.

Come on. Get up.

Boy, you look handsome with a broken face.

The ladies are back with their sticks, brother.

What happened?

Son...

What happened to my, son?

Blood?

Who hit you, son?

Who dare lay a hand on my son?

Swear on Radha Rani,

if I don't shatter masculinity,

then I am not from Barsana.

I still don't understand

what is your son's problem?

He keeps running off with my daughter.

- You... - Mom?

I wanted to ask them the same question.

But what is your problem with your daughter?

People are buying property in the metaverse,

and you can't come out of your own little world.

The world has moved beyond gender bias, sir.

Go out in the world.

And if you can’t, then just Google it.

It's all there.

Women are running the government

in over 30 countries.

From car wipers to children's diapers…

In fact, the thing that completes you, Gautam sir,

Wifi…everything was invented by women.

In fact, the object

to protect from people like you was also invented by a woman.

Bulletproof fibre.

But you won't understand, Chaudhary sir.

I don't think you let your wife

Even turn sides on the bed without your permission.

The truth is, Chaudhary sir,

when someone has the power to change the world,

always ask them once before changing their world.

Right?

This is not something to be asked?

You are right.

You didn't give birth to a daughter,

you rescued them.

We feel embarrassed to walk on the streets.

When we see, "Save daughters, educate daughters" written in bold.

I feel embarrassed to think that we're those who have been saved.

The lucky ones.

First save their lives

and also ask for their permission.

How can that be?

Boys can run, jump, and swim naked in the lake.

He gets to do everything.

We girls can't play on the swing.

We sit there holding onto our frocks.

We can't play or live freely.

We feel little of ourselves even before we grow up.

In the same country

where one woman gets to hoist a flag on the moon,

the other doesn't have the permission

to remove her veil and even look at the moon.

I think you keep their faces covered

because you know you are unfair

and can't look them in the eye.

Chaudhary sir...

you named this girl Meera

but didn't realise the importance of her name.

When her love made even Lord Krishna prostrate before her,

I expect your heart will melt for the sake of her happiness.

You call yourself my God.

Even though you're with me,

I have to keep talking to that God,

who can't even hear me!

You never asked for any of my opinion.

Why are you quiet now?

Ask.

Ask!

Forgive me, child.

I...raised you to be progressive,

but your father is still orthodox.

But now...we won't do anything without your opinion.

Without your will.

Tell me, dear.

Will you get married?

Yes, I will now.

Celebrations!

I don't want to marry her, father.

Cheer up. Let the booze flow.

But not with him.

With Krishna Kumar Sharma.

Change the groom's name everywhere.

Son...

The wedding is on.

Well done!

So, no Australia?

No.

I feel safe here now.

But I don't feel safe.

Because I feel you might run away again…

Not that you like me anyway.

In an arranged marriage, one starts liking the boy afterwards only.

You also didn't come here to get married anyway.

You're still a wedding crasher.

- And, I was saying... - I love you?

- No. - Shit.

I love your family.

And if I've to marry you for them,

then it's not a bad deal.

So, tell me.

Will you marry me,

or are you planning on crashing someone else's wedding.

"The silly string of incidents between you and me,"

"is pretty hilarious."

"Smiling aimlessly, I am longer in my senses."

"It's no longer just a dream,"

"day and night in your thoughts is where I want to be."

"We were strangers once, but not any more,"

"tell me what's changed."

"An odd tale this is."

"With no beginning or end."

"What path do we tread on?"

"Seems difficult to fathom."

"An odd tale this is."

"With no beginning or end."

- "What path do we tread on?" - Come on,

let's make a boomerang with the new bride.

- "Seems difficult to fathom." - Come on. -Yes, boomerang.

"Either you tell me directly what's in your heart."

"Don't confuse me with your bemusing, baffling riddles."

"You are the one I fell in love with,"

"tired of waiting."

"Waiting for you at the spot we met."

"This is magic for sure,"

"us meeting like this."

"This journey can't be without a purpose."

"It's no longer just a dream,"

"day and night in your thoughts is where I want to be."

"We were strangers once, but not any more,"

"tell me what's changed."

"An odd tale this is."

"With no beginning or end."

"What path do we tread on?"

"Seems difficult to fathom."

"An odd tale this is."

"With no beginning or end."

"What path do we tread on?"

"Seems difficult to fathom."