Original subtitles

Ima kara utau koto koko dake no hanashi ni

Shite oite ne

Yokubou wa kokoro ni kakushite okitai no hontou wa

Himitsu himitsu

Chikamichi shitai

Ame ni nureru koto naku

Kaze ni tobasareru koto naku

Zurugashikokute mo waratte ne

Hikyoumono demo asonde ne

Kanashimitakunai

Namida ni nureru koto naku

Tohou ni kureru koto naku

Donkan datte waratte ne

Tanoshii koto dake oshiete ne

Mitai kao ga aru no kikitai koe ga aru no

Me ga sametara yorokobi wo narashite

Ohayou, kyou mo yoroshiku onegai itashimasu

"Princess Jellyfish" Ohayou, kyou mo yoroshiku onegai itashimasu

"Princess Jellyfish"

Okay, next! I'm cranking them out today!

What's your name, again? You, the one who always blends into the background!

Y-You mean me?

Right! Put this on!

And this, too!

Er...

It's plenty dry already...

These things aren't just for drying hair!

Tsukimi! Go take a bath, right now!

Y-You're doing me, too?

We're all going to dress up!

I'll show you people a dramatic before-and-after!

Sorry to call you all the way out here.

Thank you so much. This was a big help.

Thank you for returning it so quickly.

Say, are you free?

Let me buy you a drink, as my thanks for the umbrella.

"Night of the Living Sisterhood"

Might I ask why I'm the only one dressed as usual?

Oh, you're fine just the way you are! It's just a question of framing.

F-Framing?

Okay, it's time for Clara's Style Check!

Here's Chieko surrounded by the "Before" Sisterhood.

Surrounded by a panther, a Three Kingdoms geek, an Afro-wearing train geek,

and Tsukimi the jellyfish geek,

you can tell at a glance that she's a traditional-dress geek!

But... ta-dah!

Can you believe it, ladies and gentlemen?!

With Tsukimi and the others looking all Stylish,

she instantly becomes a celebrity who wears a kimono because she's rich!

And that's all for today's Style Check Corner!

See? So your "before" is your "after."

I-I see! I don't know whether to feel pleased or left behind...

Don't worry, next time I'll give you a big transformation too.

I-I wasn't fishing for one.

Okay, then. Shall we all go out for an after-dark teatime?

- But we have plenty of dokudami tea right here...

- Don't be silly! - But we have plenty of dokudami tea right here...

"Amamizu-kan" - Don't be silly! - But we have plenty of dokudami tea right here...

"Amamizu-kan" That'd be a total waste, after we all dressed up like this!

"Amamizu-kan" I know a great café. Let's go there!

I know a great café. Let's go there!

C-Café?!

Coming in at #1 on this week's "Words to Make the Sisterhood's Hearts Stop":

"Number 1" Coming in at #1 on this week's "Words to Make the Sisterhood's Hearts Stop":

"Number 1"

"Café"

"Café" "Café"!

Mayaya!

Villain! What did you put in my shoes?!

Nothing. Don't get your blood up; they're just spike heels.

What?! You spiked the heels with bloodsucking leeches?!

I knew they felt wobbly!

Like hell I did! Your ankle wobbled!

I'm going to change into normal shoes.

Me too.

No way!

No woman is properly armed without her high heels!

People say "Style starts from the feet up," right?

They might hurt a little, but you have to start getting used to them.

If you let the enemy see you trip during battle, you'll look lame!

Um, you keep using words like "enemy" and "battle"...

What exactly are you planning?

Like I said, I'm planning to stop them from tearing down Amamizu-kan!

"Stop them"? How?

What will you do to stop them?

I haven't thought that part through yet!

So you have no plan!

You insolent wench! Disembowel yourself in apology to Kong Ming!

It'll be fine. If we all brainstorm together,

we'll hit on a good strategy soon enough.

Today we're preparing for that moment

by doing training exercises in... transformation? Cosplay? Yeah!

You just pulled that out of your rear end, didn't you, Meat?

A speech so winged would stun even Lü Bu! This cannot be easily forgiven!

Shut up, you! And Mama didn't name her boy "Meat," either!

"Boy"?

♪ Olé! Come on now, everybody, let's go! ♪

- ♪ Five of us going with one of... ♪

- Right, then! Just shut up and come on! - ♪ Five of us going with one of... ♪

And if you fall down, you get right back up, you got that?!

I think "redevelopment" is a reexamination of the role

that we want certain land to play.

Though that's just my personal opinion, of course.

I'll admit that many of the features I'd like to see in a city

are inadequate in the Amamizu Station area.

Exactly. There's almost no luxury space.

Excuse me for a moment.

Go right ahead.

Hello, Father.

Yes, I'm speaking with that developer we discussed.

Yes. I believe if we can gather information...

My apologies.

No need.

Do you hold your drink well, Mr. Koibuchi?

As well as the next man, I suppose...

But with your position to think of,

I imagine you don't let yourself get drunk.

After all, you're "Koibuchi Junior,"

the man whose political debut is fast approaching, aren't you?

Oh, no, I'm still just my father's flunky.

And second-generation Diet members aren't regarded well these days, either.

Also, the factions within ruling party are all fallin' outta step...

So I gotta shay... right now the pollickle shfere'ss a lil...

Huh? Polli... lickti... cal...

Are you all right? Shall we go somewhere else?

Wow. The Buddhas of Bamiyan? No, more like Bamboo Hat Jizos!

Come on, girls, relax.

Not happening, eh?

What'll you have to drink? Order whatever you want!

Oh, I guess that's not happening either, huh?

They've got cocktails here, too!

Yeah, not happening.

It's okay, you know. Look up there!

You all look great.

You don't look out of place at all.

So stop freaking out.

You can just act like you're drinking tea at Amamizu-kan.

But there's no dokudami tea here!

Mayaya's sensitive to the cold,

so she can't sleep if she doesn't have some dokudami tea before bed.

I've been getting awful chills lately, too...

Excuse me!

Yes?

Do you have drinks that would warm someone up?

Yes, milk tea with ginger is a good choice,

or we also have various sweet hot cocktails.

Feh! Listen to her and her "milk tea"! It's just hot ginger water!

That just gives me goose bumps. A-And it's 800 yen?!

They're trying to rip us off.

Okay, bring us some of that milk tea. A sampling of the hot cocktails, too.

I-I'll have this green tea cocktail.

This looks delicious! The caramel pa..."parfait"?

It looks like a par-fay in the picture.

You'll find out if you order it.

But it's so expensive.

I've got the money!

The whole night's on me, so you girls order all the food you want!

"Because I'm the son of a rich man!" The whole night's on me, so you girls order all the food you want!

- Meat! Meat! Meat! - Caramel parfait! - One clubhouse sandwich and one pasta with prawns in tomato cream sauce!

Who is this "Bagna Càuda" person?!

Come on, Tsukimi, you too.

Okay... I'll have one of these "Margherita" pizzas, please.

Oh, dear. Maybe that drug was a little too effective on you.

What a cute sleeping face.

I think I'll make it my wallpaper.

Pardon me!

Cheese.

Ugh, this lighting is terrible!

There's a shadow right over my laugh lines! Delete! Delete!

I'll kill the overhead light... use just this one... okay!

Ack, no! Now it's too dark! Switch to nighttime mode!

Gotta hold my breath and keep my hand still.

No, don't move! You just sleep. Sleep like the dead kings of ancient Egypt!

Yes, there's a good boy.

Now then, I'll just dig in.

Time to dig in!

- Ah, it tastes like a par-fay!

- Tasty raw meat! - Ah, it tastes like a par-fay!

You mean uncooked ham.

Th-There are grains in the bread!

Oh, I love this! It's so sweet!

Th-That's cute!

She's blowing on her drink!

Bagna! Bagna, Bagna, Bagna!

I can see the Kaiji limited express!

Aha, the Chuo Line. Now I know where we are!

Excuse me, would you mind if we switched to a table on the terrace?

It's beautiful...

Look, a Mitsu-501!

This view!

I see before me the burning capital of Luoyang, set ablaze by Dong Zhuo!

Yep, they love it! Looks like they've finally relax...

The moon tonight looks just like a moon jelly...

It's almost like we're underwater!

Th-That was freakin' cute!

You can't gaze dreamily into the night sky with your eyes all sparkly

and say it looks like we're underwater!

That's cheating, dammit!

Hey, what are you doing?! Quit pounding on the stall!

Please excuse me!

Burn it all to the ground!

Well, good morning.

It's commercial time!

Clara!

It's the second half!

Tequila!

You trashed, honey?

Want a drink?

Is mineral water all right?

Please let me have my clothes.

Is the fizzy kind all right?

It used to be too much for me,

but since my trip to Italy I've learned to drink it.

Please let me have my clothes.

Look! This is a photo of the trip to Paris I took with my old friend Yoko!

Where are my clothes?

Tokyo is a city with as many stars as its people have dreams,

and as much neon light as its people have despair, don't you think?

Goodness, going home already?

I apologize for giving you so much trouble. Good night.

Wait, now, you forgot your pants.

Honestly, you're so absentminded.

That was really good.

It seems we've got great chemistry.

My head just smacked against the floor... who treats a woman this way?!

- It was very gracious of you to buy a sandwich for Ms. Mejiro too!

- Wow, an aerial view of the Kaiji! - It was very gracious of you to buy a sandwich for Ms. Mejiro too!

- It's nothing. - That was fun...

Luoyang Fire!

Hey Meat, buy me that raw meat again sometime, okay?

That was uncooked ham! And don't call me "Meat"!

I have a perfectly good name, and it's "Kuranosuke," so...

"No Boys Allowed" I have a perfectly good name, and it's "Kuranosuke," so...

I have a perfectly good name, and it's "Kuranosuke," so...

"Kura"?

U-Uh... K-Kura... Kurako?

"No Boys Allowed" U-Uh... K-Kura... Kurako?

U-Uh... K-Kura... Kurako?

That's the most unreal-sounding name ever!

- Kurakko! Kurakko! - What a wonderful name! It sounds so old-world Japanese!

- Wouldn't "KuHa"-ko be better? - What a wonderful name! It sounds so old-world Japanese!

They believed me!

That's right, I'm Kurako! Right, Tsukimi?

And you know what, Clara? The moon looked like a moon jelly today!

O-Oh God, the barf-worthy act of talking to a jellyfish

is looking cute to me for some reason!

I ate so much my pants are too tight...

My foot!

Heh, I just walked home barefoot.

Well, I'll be heading home now!

Really?

See you later, Kurako.

Ugh! Is it just me, or am I really uncool right now?

Welcome home, Kura-pyon!

Hi-dee-ho there, good nephew!

Oh, Uncle Saburota, I didn't know you were here.

Don't you have too much on your plate to be visiting us?

I'm here because I've got too much on my plate!

Unless your papa saves my little behind, I'll be in deep doo-doo!

Huff, huff, huff!

Kuranosuke!

How many times do I have to tell you?

Don't show your face in front of me dressed like that!

Right, right, sorry!

Hakutsuru... maru!

Uncle, what are you doing?! I'll take you to court!

No, no, Kura-pyon, you've got it all wrong.

I finished my private chat with your papa, so now it's your turn.

What?

Someone told you about what happened to Shu-Shu, didn't they?

What "happened" to him?

Hmm? But isn't that why you called me the other day

fishing for dirt about his relationships with women?

Nah, I just figured you might know about his love life.

Whoops, I'm about to miss Gaki no Tsukai.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!

What the heck?! Finish what you were saying! You know you got me curious!

Oh, Kura-pyon, you naughty boy! No one will want me for a wife now!

Get back here, Baldy!

Damn! Where did he go?!

B-Brother dearest?

What's wrong? You look like some soap opera heroine who just got molested...

"Molested"?

Crap! Baldy escaped!

So that's it... I guess I was molested...

Hanamori, bring the car around!

Don't touch.

Right, right, sorry. I see you're waxing. Which means...

I have to let it dry for another ten hours,

so it's impossible for me to take you anywhere right now.

I can't believe this!

Hello? Uncle Saburota? Why did you run away?!

Tell me what you were talking about! I'm too curious to sleep!

I tried to get Hanamori to go after you in the car, you know! Seriously!

Huh? Hanamori? Yeah, he's here.

Hanamori.

Yes?

Uncle said if I wanted to know why Shu's got such a phobia of women,

I should ask you.

I think you're better off not knowing.

No, I'm not!

If you don't tell me, I'll plaster my hands all over this shiny hood!

- There's a reason for Shu's woman phobia. - You didn't even last a second!

- It all started 21 years ago, when he was only nine. - You didn't even last a second!

Your father took him to see a musical...

...and he saw your father and Lina...

...together.

Hanamori?

Could I ask you to bring the car around?

It won't come off!

No matter how many times I wash my hair and my face, this stuff won't come off!

Good grief... Maybe we're out of soap and shampoo.

Tsukimi, could you run to Iwahashi drug store and pick up some more?

- I can't get it off! - Roger!

I'm on my way!

I'm sorry to come so late, and looking like this.

Could I ask you to shake my hand?

Thank you.

I apologize for disturbing you. Good night.

Huh? Huh? Huh?!

Shu, I'm afraid I told Kuranosuke about your trauma.

I'm sorry. I found myself in an impossible predicament...

O-Oh, I see. Right.

Well, you've always been like that.

I'm sorry.

Father! Father, where did you go?

We have to hurry back home. Mother is waiting for us!

She said to come home early,

because we're having sukiyaki for dinner. It's your favorite.

Father?

That's some pretty heavy stuff.

Right, we didn't do anything.

But he thinks we did, one hundred percent.

Yeah, it's no problem!

Sure, I got pics.

He was so flustered he left something behind, so when I go return it,

I'll use my rad moves to wrap him around my little finger.

What? You think my slang's out of date?

The 80's?! Can it, or I'll knock you flat!

Brother?

Hontou ni kizuite hoshii n da, anata ga utsukushii tte koto wo

Ima made naze kizukanai no sa

Kokoro nakushita mitai da yo

Sugu ni sugu ni kizuite hoshii, wakatte hoshii yo

Sugu ni kimi ni kizuite hoshii, kimi no kirei ni kizuite hoshii yo

Anata ga totemo kirei dakara

Anata ni sore wo tsutaetai no sa

Itsumademo, itsumademo kimi utsukushisa wo

Anata ga jibun no utsukushisa ni kizuitara boku wa shiawase nan da

Boku wa kimi wo omotteru yo

Kimi no kirei ni kizuite okure