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All right, I'm getting ready to go to work. I know this is your first day

here, being as how your aunt couldn't handle it.

I'm, I guess, glad to have you back, but with the way that you've been behaving,

I'm leaving your Uncle Tom in charge.

I need someone in charge of me.

Really? Really.

With the way you were cut in school, the way you were acting out with boys, as

much trouble as you've been in with the law, come on.

Make sure she

You were watching me in the shower.

You saw me?

Up to the night she was live.

Of course I saw you.

Did you get a chance to look at my piercings?

Yeah, I saw them. Yeah? Did you want to look at it again?

I thought it was cute, you know?

Don't worry about it.

I made sure he was gone.

I hope he comes back.

Well, we'll see you at my piercings soon.

You too?

Not at all.

What are you doing?

I'm getting ahead of you.

Oh yeah? Why would you get ahead of my shoes?

What are you saying?

I've been wanting to do that all day.

I'm sure you would like to hear me say Uncle Tom a couple more times.

I know you want something too.

You're good, Uncle Timmy.

To be my uncle.

Can you hold my hair please?

Yeah?

Okay.

Good to know that I just got here.

The first time I saw you at your mom's wedding.

You were there?

Yeah. You were younger.

I think I was, like, four or five.

Yep.

Good thing now I'm 18.

Thank you.

i think i need a little too wet

Right there, good practice for me.

Thank you.

So I don't know where anything is in here.

I think I found something.

So what are you making us for breakfast?

Oh, what am I making myself for breakfast?

You're not making us?

No. All right. Myself.

I'm making ourselves.

My breakfast could already be served.

Oh, yeah?

Maybe.

Hey, maybe I have something for you to eat.

Well, I was going to make myself some eggs, but...

Uncle Tom, I guess you were really hungry, huh?

Yeah?

Pussy the best meal of the morning.

Or the day.

It has definitely more protein.

Oh my god.

Damn,

it's stuck.

Oh my god.

He definitely woke me up.

And just a little.

Okay.

Yeah, oh, yeah

I love these socks They're my favorite color

You're not too bad as a new uncle.

Yeah, that was

Oh my god.

Bullshit. Boss was a dick.

All he wanted to do was get out of the office. It was Friday.

Whatever. I don't think I got it.

I know.

He usually goes out drinking afterwards.

Really?

I'm always aware of what he did.

There's a lot of things you'll find out.

A lot of things. Good.

I like to learn.

I showed you where all the stuff was in the kitchen.

Okay.

Uncle Tom! Ow!

They're so good.

18 is the best age.

uncle to me.

What the fuck? Shit.

You are coming with me. You get the fuck out of my house.