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I better hurry.

I'm supposed to pick up Barney and I'm late.

Uh-oh! What's that?

Duh! That's just great.

A flat tire. Just my luck.

Oh, well, Barney will just have to wait.

And where's that jack?

Ah, here it is.

Might as well get started.

Now, to get this wheel off.

Argh, urgh, argh!

Hope there's a good sized boulder around here.

One of these days I'm gonna carry a spare.

Chiseling out these new tubeless tires is amazing.

Okay, pal, down you go.

Oh! My achin' head.

Yabba-dabba-doo!

♪ Flintstones, meet the Flintstones They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Let's ride with the family down the street

Through the courtesy of Fred's two feet ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time, A dabba-doo time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

Jeez, where's that Fred? I've been waiting an hour.

Hey, Freddie-boy, over here.

Sorry I'm late, Barney.

I'll sure be glad to get home where I can relax.

Yeah, there's nothing like the old home life.

You said it, Barney-boy.

When it comes to my little wife and baby Pebbles, I could go on for hours.

And you usually do, Fred.

So there we were at the doctor's office for Pebbles' checkup and...

Say, I'm not boring you with all this, am I?

Oh, no, Fred. Uh, not at all.

If there's one thing I can't stand,

it's parents who never talk about anything but their kids.

Uh-huh. Right, Fred. Now, that is boring.

Would you look at that, Barney?

They've still got the toll bridge racket working.

Okay, big mouth, so what if I don't pay?

Oh, guard, I've got a wise guy.

I understand, sir.

I got the message.

- Okay, Charlie, lower away. - Right, Governor.

I've gotta hand it to you, Fred. You handled that beautifully.

Yeah, yeah. Now, let's see, where was I?

Oh, yeah. So the doctor took me aside,

and he said, "Mr. Flintstone, in all of my years of practice,

I have never seen such a beautiful baby."

Uh, no kidding?

And, as for smart, well, you should see her latest trick.

Yeah, I bet it's a humdinger.

You wanna go bowling tonight?

Not tonight, Barney.

- Oh, no. - What's the matter, Fred?

This string. Wilma put it on my finger to remind me of something.

- A present? - That's it. A toy.

- Thanks. - Don't mention it.

But I don't remember what kind of a toy to get.

If you were a baby girl, what would you want more than anything?

Uh, let's see now.

If I were a baby girl I would want more than anything...

- Yeah? - A baby boy.

Oh, boy. Someday I'll learn not to ask you.

Hey.

♪ Happy anniversary to you ♪

♪ Happy anniversary to you ♪

♪ Happy anniversary, dear Dino ♪

♪ Happy anniversary to you ♪

Well, Dino, it's been one year today you've been with us.

Ah, it's been a wonderful year, Dino.

And I hope...

What is it?

You little wiggle bug.

What would we do if we didn't have Dino watching you?

Well, when Fred gets home, I know a certain dog

who's getting a surprise present.

Hey, Wilma! Wilma, I'm home!

I'd never know if he didn't tell me.

Dino, wait. Wait, down, boy, down!

Can't I come home just once without being tackled by this canine quarterback?

Down, down. Get down, Dino.

Well, what have we here? Looks like some kind of surprise.

Heh. I'll say. Just take a look at this.

A baby Pebbles doll!

Now, watch what she says when I give her a little squeeze.

Yabba-dabba-doo. Yabba-dabba-doo.

How about that? And that's not all.

Wait till I get this next goody out of the box.

I know someone who's really gonna be surprised with this!

Isn't it a beaut?

Not for you, Dino. This is a dollhouse for...

Pebbles. Are all these things for Pebbles?

Didn't you bring anything home for...?

Sorry, Wilma, I didn't have enough money left to get you anything.

Eh, put Pebbles down with her new toys, will you? I wanna take her picture.

What are you sniffing for, Dino, old boy? You got a cold?

That's it, smile pretty.

Hold it, hold it.

Daddums is the world's greatest photographer.

Oh, sure, I do the work and he takes the credit.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

There we are. Ho, ho. These instant Polarrocks are terrific.

Hey.

How did he get in the picture?

All right, all right, Dino, will you please clear out of here?

What's the matter with you, Dino? You act like you're jealous or something.

Now, let's try it again, Pebbles.

Big smile for Daddums.

- Good night, sweetheart. - Good night, Fred.

Okay, okay, I know that tone.

- What did I do? - It's what you didn't do.

You were supposed to bring home something for Dino.

That's it!

That's what the string on my finger was for.

- It's Dino's anniversary with us. - Yes, it is.

And you ought to be ashamed of yourself treating a member of the family that way.

- Gee, Wilma, I forgot. - Dino is a loyal friend.

And you made him feel like a dog.

- I'm a dope. - Where are you going?

Where else? To look for an all-night pet store.

Hey, what's going on?

Dino, what are you doing?

Pebbles, baby, are you all right?

Speak to me!

What's wrong? What was all that noise?

That loyal friend you were talking about just tried to attack our baby.

Dino? Fred, don't be ridiculous.

I caught him in the act.

Oh, Fred, it must have been an accident.

Has he or has he not been acting jealous of that baby?

Maybe a little, but he would never...

I don't know and I'm not waiting to find out.

From now on, he's sleeping outside.

- And stay out! - Sorry, pal.

Fred, Fred, wake up.

Huh? What? What's the matter?

It's Dino. He's gone.

Oh, for Pete's sake, Wilma, we put him out last night, remember?

I know that, Fred. He's not there. He's run away.

He hasn't run away. He's just pouting somewhere.

Uh, I'll find him.

I looked all over the yard, Wilma. I guess he did run away.

His plate and blanket are gone, too. It looks like he left for good.

There, there, honey, don't cry.

Oh, Fred, we never should have put Dino out last night.

Oh, he's always been a pain in the neck.

- Uh, what's to eat? - How can you eat at a time like this?

It's easy. I'm glad he's gone.

I knew he was trouble from the first time he followed me home.

You did not.

You were playing with him and that's why he followed you.

I wasn't playing.

I was throwing things at him, trying to get him off of me.

Oh, Dino was so sweet.

So trusting.

I never liked that dog.

Why the heck did he love me so much?

We loved Dino.

Hiya, Fred, Wilma, Pebbles. How are the happy Flintstones this morning?

Hi, Barney. Fine.

Oh, that's good.

- Hey. Hey, Fred. - What is it, Barn?

- Why am I crying? - I don't know.

- Dino's run away. - No kidding?

Why are we standing around here? Let's get in the car and look for him.

Okay, Barn.

Don't worry, Fred, everything's gonna be fine.

I think.

Mmm!

Come on, honey. One little mouthful for Mommy?

Oh, dear.

- Well, we looked everyplace. - No luck.

- Did you put an ad in the paper, Fred? - Got it right here.

"Reward offered for lost family pet, name of Dino.

Six feet tall, purple, with spots."

Owned by old grouch named Flintstone.

Now, cut that out, Barney.

Oh, Fred, we've just got to get Dino back.

Pebbles hasn't stopped C-R-Y-I-N-G.

She's very U-P-S-E-T.

I can see what her trouble is. She's not E-T-I-N.

I'll fix that.

We tried to feed her, Barney.

Uh, look, sweetheart, Uncle Barney loves Pebbles' cereal.

Mmm! Yum, yum, yum.

Here, uh, now you take some.

You don't know what you're missing!

Oh! Good. Mmm! Yum, yum, yum. Good.

Hey, this stuff is not bad at all.

Mmm. Yum, yum, yum.

Barney, just what do you think you're doing?

You're not supposed to force a kid to eat, Fred.

I'll get it. Maybe someone's answering the ad.

- Keep your fingers crossed. - Yes?

Are you the guy that advertised a reward for a lost pet?

Right. Come in.

Dino, it's you!

I got your dog, mister.

- Uh, two Dinos? - Where's the reward?

Wilma!

I know, Fred. They all look like Dino.

They can't be. Hey, look at Pebbles. Maybe she can pick him out.

Uh-uh.

Uh-uh. Uh-uh.

She couldn't tell, either.

They all look exactly like him. What do we do now, Fred?

Elementary, my dear Wilma. I will show you.

Come on, Dino, we're going for a walk.

Well, you've proved one thing, Fred. There are a lot of dogs named Dino.

Keep looking, Barney. Dino must be around here somewhere.

I'm looking, I'm looking!

There! In that yard up ahead.

That's him. That's Dino. He's been kidnapped!

Now, easy now, pal.

Remember Dino is not exactly a unique-looking animal.

Hold on, old friend, I'll get you out of there.

Fred, I don't think that's Dino.

Oh, sure it is, Barney. I can tell him anywhere.

Yow!

- There's something special about him. - There sure is. He doesn't like you.

Well, of course not. I yelled at him, didn't I?

I turned him out of the house, didn't I?

Hey, stop playing with my dog!

- That's my dog. - I'll be right out.

Are you sure that's Dino?

Sure, I'm sure. Who else would wanna bite me?

Let him go, Rocky.

Now, what's this all about anyway?

I said that's my dog you got chained up.

What is he, nutty or something?

- Now, look. - Keep calm, Fred.

I got a little girl at home crying for that dog, pal.

And you better hand him over.

Look, buddy, he's my dog. I had him ever since he was a pup.

His name is Rocky.

Say, pretty fast talker, aren't you?

Rocky here works in the movies. He's a stunt animal.

Heh-heh-heh. He's worth 5000 bucks.

So that's your game. Ransom, huh?

Oh, brother. Okay, I'll prove it.

Dance for the man, Rocky.

Swell, Rocky. Now play dead.

To be honest, Fred, I don't think that's Dino.

So he taught Dino some tricks. He's not fooling me.

Aren't you being a little stubborn?

Barney, I know my dog.

I'll sleep in the doghouse for a week if that isn't Dino.

Okay, I've had it. Rocky, get these nuts out of here.

Trying to turn my dog against me, huh? Ow!

Well, I can tell you right now it won't work. Ow!

That's enough, Rocky. Ha, ha!

That's the last we'll see of them. Ha, ha. Good boy.

We're up against a clever crook, but he's not getting away with it.

We're coming back tonight and do a little dog stealing ourselves.

It's almost dark, Barney. Another hour and we'll go for Dino.

Gee, Fred, I hope you know what we're doing.

Yes, Fred. How can you be sure you've got the right dog?

Wilma, I don't say I'm always right.

But if that dog we saw chained behind that fence isn't our Dino,

I'll sleep in the doghouse for one week.

It's a deal, Fred.

Keep a sharp lookout, Clyde.

That stray dog that was reported is somewhere around here.

- There he is! - After him!

Yipe!

Don't let him get away!

- Where'd he go? - I'll ask this lady.

Pardon me, ma'am. Did you see a big dog go by here?

Not so loud, Clyde. You'll scare the baby.

Coochie-coochie-coo.

Ugh. What a homely-looking kid.

Wait a minute!

After him!

Faster, Clyde, faster!

I'm running! I'm running!

There he is!

There he goes!

He went in that old log. Now we got him for sure.

Now, when I give the word, net him.

Steady, steady.

Now!

- Can you see him, Barney? - Yeah, Dino's sound asleep.

Now be quiet. I don't want him to wake up.

I'll slip the bag over his head and you grab him. You got it?

You can count on me, Fred.

Hey.

I know I can count on you to goof things up.

Now get off the bag.

Shh! Not so loud. You'll wake up Dino.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ready, Barney? Now.

Got him!

Let's get out of here.

Don't be scared, Dino. It's me.

Oh, you shouldn't have said that, Fred. Now he's really violent.

What's the matter, Rocky?

- Uh-oh, the jig's up, Fred. - Oh, no, it isn't!

Stop! Stop, thieves, stop!

Help! Police! Help!

Police! Police, help!

- What's the trouble, mister? - Follow that car.

Those crooks have just stolen my $5000 dog.

Hurry!

Gee, Fred, I think we're making a mistake.

I'll do the thinking around here.

Oh, boy, it never fails.

Run, Clyde, run!

I'm running! I'm running!

Did you see that dog? He looked just like Dino.

What's the matter with you, Barney? We got Dino right here.

Right, pal?

Oh!

Too much excitement. Ha, ha. He's nervous.

Well, come on, come on! This is the longest signal I ever saw.

Well, it's about time.

Uh-oh. Here comes the police.

Watch me lose them. I saw this done in an old movie.

We're safe!

Uh, Fred, I think the police saw the same movie.

Okay, dog-nappers, let's go down to the station.

Hello? Hello? Yes, this is she.

- Who is it? - They are? I see.

- What is it? - They did what? Oh...

- How much? - Oh, my.

Well, let's just don't stand here. Let's go bail them out.

So then, officer, this guy tries to steal my dog.

I did not. He stole my dog.

Oh, yeah? Well, I can prove he belongs to me.

- How? He doesn't have a collar. - No, but he has a contract.

Rocky is the best stunt dog in pictures, see?

Oh, that doesn't prove a thing.

Give the sergeant a sample, Rocky.

- That's not Dino. - Uh-uh.

Pebbles doesn't think so, either.

Ignore this man and listen to my plea, Your Honor.

I'm a sergeant.

Do you see that sweet little child over there?

So helpless, so innocent.

Oh, brother.

Yeah, what about her?

That child won't eat.

She's wasting away for love of her lost pet.

No kidding?

She's too young to be touched by the cruelties of life.

I ask you, should a pet be taken away from my child, Pebbles?

I repeat, sir.

Should her dog be given to, uh...

a stranger?

Dino! Oh, it's so good to see you.

Your dog, right?

Yes, sir.

- Your dog, right? - Uh, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah, I guess so.

Okay, I'm throwing out the dog stealing charges.

Oh, thank you, sir.

And fining you 50 bucks for speeding and disturbing the peace.

Next case.

My, it's good to see you eat again, you little monkey.

Boy, I gotta say one thing.

When Fred makes a bet, he really goes through with it.

Well, after a week of it, maybe he won't be so stubborn next time.

How does the table look?

Absolutely divine.

Let's see. Knives, forks, napkins.

What did I forget? Oh, yes.

You two go ahead and start and I'll be right back.

Here's your dinner.

Good night and pleasant dreams, Fred.

♪ Flintstones, meet the Flintstones They're the modern Stone Age family ♪

♪ From the town of Bedrock They're a page right out of history ♪

♪ Someday, maybe Fred will win the fight Then that cat will stay out for the night ♪

♪ When you're with the Flintstones ♪

♪ Have a yabba-dabba-doo time, A dabba-doo time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

♪ We'll have a gay old time ♪

Wilma!