Original subtitles

( music playing )

MR. BEAN: ( sighs )

Oh,

hmm.

Hmm?

Oh? Oh, really?

You wanna go in?

Ooh.

Ow.

( speaking in foreign language )

MR. BEAN: ( mutters )

Now, look here, sonny.

( speaking in foreign language )

( muttering )

( speaking in foreign language )

( sighs )

( music playing )

( sighs )

GIRL: ( giggles )

Oh.

( chuckles )

( mutters )

Oh, come on.

( dog barking )

Oh.

Come here.

It works for the dog. Why doesn't it work for me?

MR. BEAN: ( sighs )

Come on, Ju Ju.

( metal clanking )

Hmm.

Hmm.

Huh?

Oi.

Oh, hello.

( sighs )

That's it.

Huh?

Oh.

Come on.

Turn around.

And the other side.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you very much.

Oh.

Oh, no.

( sighs )

( yawns )

BOY: ( speaking in foreign language )

Hey, give that back.

- No. - Give me that.

Oh.

Go away, bother somebody else.

( gasps )

Huh?

That's mine.

( speaking in foreign language )

( muttering )

Now, go away.

( scoffs )

( music playing )

I thought I told you to go away?

( muttering )

All right.

Okay.

If that's the way you want it.

( sighs )

Let me take picture.

( gasps )

Oh,

very funny.

( speaking in foreign language )

( blows raspberry )

BOY: ( speaking in foreign language )

Oh.

( speaking in foreign language )

MR. BEAN: That's me.

Come on, come on. Get him.

What?

No.

Well, thank you very much.

( speaking in foreign language )

- Give me that. - Uh-uh.

( muttering )

Hmm.

Oh.

Ah.

( speaking in foreign language )

Ah.

( speaking in foreign language )

No.

No.

Oh, all right.

( speaking in foreign language )

Hmm.

MR. BEAN: Yes.

( speaking in foreign language )

( muttering )

Whoa, oh.

Look at that.

( gasps )

Oh.

( speaking in foreign language )

Oh.

( muttering )

( laughing )

( humming )

( muttering )

( music playing )

Oh, what the...

WOMAN: ( speaking in foreign language )

Oi, oi, oi.

- Hello. Morning. - What are you up to?

It wasn't me, it was him.

It was this kid here.

Now look, you've been a very, very naughty boy.

Don't you ever do that again.

( scoffs ) Kids.

Yeah.

- I'm watching you. - ( laughs )

- Oh. - BOY: ( crying )

Oh, no.

( muttering )

Oh.

Ta-dah.

( muttering )

Ow. Ow. Ow.

Help me, help me.

Ow.

Bad, bad, bad.

- BOY: ( laughs ) - Here you go.

MR. BEAN: ( laughs )

( speaking in foreign language )

( gasps )

( both laughing )

( gasps )

Oi, come here.

( inaudible )

- Hi-yah! - Oh.

MR. BEAN: Get on.

Oh, come back here.

Oh.

- MR. BEAN: Bye. - BOY: Bye.

( grunts )

( speaking in foreign language )

Hmm.

Oh, yes.

Huh?

- MR. BEAN: Quick, quick. - Where are they?

Oh.

Oh. Look at this.

( steel clanging )

Look what I got.

( speaking in foreign language )

Here you go.

( speaking in foreign language )

There you go.

All right. Good.

Off we go.

Where have they gone to now?

( yawns )

Oi, oi, oi.

Oi, come here!

Whoa, ah, hey. Oh.

( steel clanging )

( both laughing )

Put it there.

Put it there.

Yes.

( laughs )

Come on, get on.

- Come on. - MAN: Ow.

Oh. ( groans )

Right.

MR. BEAN: Hello.

( laughing )

( mimics car engine sound )

Oh, there.

Come on.

Ah.

Ah.

- MAN: Oi. - Oh.

- Oh, no. - Hey, you two.

Where are you going?

( speaking in foreign language )

Oh, come on then.

( siren blaring )

Nowhere to run, eh?

MR. BEAN: Oh.

( speaking in foreign language )

Good job.

( alarm blaring )

- MAN: Five, four three... - What's happening?

( mutters )

( speaking in foreign language )

( mutters )

Come back, come...

( whimpering )

Oh.

Oh, my God.

Oi.

Oh. Hey.

( gasps )

Right.

( whimpering )

( gasps )

Oh, my God.

MR. BEAN: Oh.

( muttering )

( laughs )

( mimics alien sounds )

Shh, be careful.

- Oh. - MAN: (inaudible)

MR. BEAN: What the...

MAN: Welcome to Mars.

( muttering )

I don't think...

Oh, silly me.

- MAN: Oi. - Huh?

You won't like the atmosphere.

- Come here. - Come on.

( muttering )

Ooh.

MAN: Oi.

What are you--right.

Got you now.

Oh.

Come here.

Oi, hey.

( grunts )

MAN: ( laughs )

Got you now.

( screams )

Huh?

( mumbling )

( speaking in foreign language )

Oh, yes.

Whoa.

( speaking in foreign language )

( laughs )

( screams )

Yes.

Shall we go?

( screams )

( muttering )

Oh, all right.

( screams )

Good.

( whimpering )

( screams )

( speaking in foreign language )

( speaking in foreign language )

Oh. Where'd he go?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

( sighs )

Do you know where he is?

Oh.

( sighs )

It's him.

Arigato.

- Sayonara. - MR. BEAN: Oh.

( laughs )

Arigato.

- Sayonara. - Oh, bye-bye.

- Bye-bye. - BOY: Arigato.

Sayonara.

( engine revs )

( music playing )

MR. BEAN: Oh.