Original subtitles

( theme music playing )

( door bangs )

( crossing bell rings )

( hums a tune )

WOMAN: There.

- MR. BEAN: Hmm? - Lovely home...

MAN ON TV: Do you realize what are you...

Wait there.

( music playing )

( muttering )

( doorbell rings )

( growls and snarls )

No, pussy.

( muttering )

( doorbell rings )

Hmm?

( mutters )

Good day, young man.

( humming a tune )

Julie.

MRS. WICKET: Coming.

Hurry up.

( mutters )

Ah...

MR. BEAN: What is that?

( mumbles )

( giggles )

Oh.

Right.

( engine whirring )

( wheels screech )

( vase shatters )

( meows )

( giggles )

( doorbell rings )

( indistinct radio chatter )

Huh?

Thank you.

( humming a tune )

Huh. Hmm...

( muttering )

( indistinct chatter )

( Mr. Bean sighs )

Bon appetit.

( music playing )

( relieved sigh )

( mutters )

Wait a...

Hmm. Oh!

DOCTOR: ( mumbling )

- Help! Help! - Huh?

( screams )

Goodness me!

Hey, are you all right, man?

What--now, let me.

( groans )

Does it--

Your legs, right?

( groans )

Hang on.

Yes, an ambulance.

Quickly as possible, yes.

In you go.

( indistinct chatter )

( siren blaring )

( sighs )

Hmm.

( clears throat )

NURSE: Aha!

Mr. Bean?

( gasps )

Tea?

Now, then,

let's take your temperature.

In we go.

( music playing )

Now, this. There we are.

- Now then. - Hmm.

( clears throat )

( screams )

( gasps ) Hmm. And again.

Now then,

what do we have?

All right. You should be ready.

Oh!

( mutters )

Out of my way, please.

( beeper beeping )

( muttering )

NURSE: Yes, yes, I understand.

No, no, no. You can't...

( sighs )

I'll be back in a few minutes.

Yes, yes. Thank you.

What's that?

( mutters )

Right, I should be there in a few minutes.

( string quartet playing )

( Mr. Bean sighs )

( chuckles )

( slurps )

Hmm.

( nurse clears throat )

Come along.

- Ow. Ow. - NURSE: Yeah.

- Ow. Oh. - Here we go.

( screams )

Oh, dear.

Ah.

Come along now.

That's it.

There we go.

All right.

Right, come along.

In you go. That's it.

Sit up straight.

And now,

there we are.

And...

( gasps )

( screams )

Oh dear, oh dear.

There you are.

Oh, oh, poor man.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Oh, dear.

( muttering )

Come along, all right,

now then, off we go.

Down here.

Stay there.

DOCTOR: Good morning.

Let's see here.

Now, what seems to be the trouble?

NURSE: This is the problem, Doctor.

DOCTOR: Ah, yeah.

Swallowed his Teddy, eh?

- NURSE: I don't understand. - DOCTOR: Hmm.

We have to operate, I think.

Hmm.

NURSE: Down.

DOCTOR: Now then.

Marker.

( pops )

DOCTOR: Um-hmm.

- MR. BEAN: What-- - DOCTOR: Hmm.

NURSE: Stay put.

DOCTOR: Good, good.

Aha.

( muttering )

Ah.

There we are.

Now. Nurse, scalpel.

NURSE: Scalpel.

DOCTOR: File.

NURSE: File.

( humming a tune )

Pop him out would you, nurse?

NURSE: Here we go.

( screams )

DOCTOR: Come back, you haven't been--

Teddy, there you are.

Come on, come on.

( panting )

( gasps )

( screams )

( thud )

Oh, what the?

( gasps )

Hey, come back here!

MR. BEAN: Hold on.

( muttering )

- NURSE: Oi. - Here we go.

Oh, goodness me. Right!

- Oh, no. - I've got you. Stop!

( engine whirring )

MR. BEAN: Get out of my way! Get of the way!

NURSE: Come back here!

( sighs ) Oh.

( mutters )

Hey, hey, oh.

Oh.

- NURSE: Out of the way. - Uh-oh.

MAN: No. ( stammering )

N-No!

Oh!

( yells )

( wheels screeching )

- Help! - ( nurse laughing )

( muttering )

( laughing )

( screams )

( babies crying )

NURSE: Come back here at once!

( muttering )

( wheels screeching )

( gasps )

MR. BEAN: Oh, no.

( spits )

( wheels screeching )

( grunting )

( sighs )

( nurse yells )

( Mr. Bean screams )

( thuds and crashes )

MR. BEAN: Ow.

( classical music playing )

Ahh. Oh.

- There you are. - Thanks.

( slurps )

( snaps fingers )

Uh-hmm.

( clicks )

Another one.

All right, another one.

And another.

( mumbling )

Hmm, how about...

( whispers )

- What? - Go.

Oh, goodness me.

( whispering )

Oh.

Ah.

MR. BEAN: Go on. Go on.

Go on.

( low-brow music )

( muttering )

( clicks )

( sighs )

( theme music playing )

MR. BEAN: Oh.