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Alright, so here's the house you really like I guess I'm gonna record it for

you. I could see why you like it Looks everything looks expensive Nice

expensive fountain Plants and everything

looks really nice

Well, the realtor has been cool.

He's probably in his 40s.

Hi!

I am Marta, nice to meet you.

I am from agency because... Oh, where's the other realtor? The friend, no?

He's sick.

Oh, okay.

I don't mind.

I am here for you, okay?

Okay. Come, come.

uh do you do you speak spanish or yeah sorry because my accent is very much

yeah it's pretty i like it though it's it's it's good uh yeah oh

i'm doing great okay

a lot easier on that as another realtor your name is jake yeah jake okay

um

So, I show you this house. It's very nice, yeah?

Yeah, it's a little under my budget, you know, but we're just looking at some

stuff to save some money.

It's for like you and your wife, right?

Yeah,

yeah, me and my wife.

Okay, then this is perfect.

You have children or no? Do I have what? I'm sorry.

oh yes i have uh no no no no no no

that is perfect that one you have is very big you have uh two rooms there no

no no one garden for your wife if uh life love flowers you have one garden

perfect it's okay you know oh yeah that's great uh can we see the rest of

the house or

Yeah, I don't speak any Spanish, you're gonna have to teach me some. I am sorry,

yeah, but my English is not perfect, but it's okay.

Okay, Jake, mira, this is the dining room for you to come with friends. Mira,

it's a very big table for dinner, no? For

dinners.

Good view.

Mira, you look... It's nice or not, Jake? Yeah, it's good.

The view is great. It's wonderful.

It's amazing.

Very nice. Oh my god.

It's very nice.

It's very nice.

Very nice. What more information for this room? Ah, okay.

This is the wood. It's the floor either. It's very wood floor either. The table.

Does the table come with the house? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, that's great.

Okay.

Any questions?

What I mean... So you said, so like everything in the house comes with it?

Like everything I see comes with the house or is it just certain things?

What did you say?

Other question?

Let's go see the kitchen. Can we see the kitchen?

Yes, go to the kitchen. Yes, perfect.

Okay, Jack, this is an amazing kitchen. You like it or not?

I... How do you say? Me gusta.

Me gusta.

How is it?

Do you like it?

You cook or your wife?

I think your wife.

I think I hit the ignore button on accident.

My wife, she cooks sometimes.

Does she cook good or not?

I mean, I don't know. Maybe not like some special... In Spain, women cook

every...

every woman perfect do you cook?

of course that's awesome you have a fridge very nice very big

fridge very very very big uh-huh very big

what microwave but all this equipment is perfect

this equipment is perfect any questions?

No, no, I think we should... I think I'm good. Okay, Jack, look.

This living room is very big for your family, to invite your friends.

Nice sofa.

It's like the rest of the room.

You have all the windows, very big windows. Look.

The view.

Yeah, there's a nice view.

Yeah, you can look all over California.

It's very nice.

This is the other door for going to the garden.

So, Nick, what do you think?

I mean, the house is great and everything. I just think it's too

expensive, honestly.

Expensive? Yeah, I don't think I could afford it.

It's fine. You can pay, I think. I'm only really here for my wife. That's the

only reason I came here.

I was filming it for her.

I don't know about that.

Oh, I'm an engineer, but...

I'm

sorry, I just really don't...

I found this.

I'll tell your, uh, if you see this. Oh, all the peppers.

You leave me. Oh, you, you, all right, I'll help you out. Hey.

What?

What did you think?

Huh? What?

What just happened?

What happened?

You got everything together now?

Oh my god. Oh.

So sorry. I'm so sorry.

Okay, well, yeah.

I don't think that's my contract. What are your contracts?

Get your contract.

Alright, I'm sorry. I have to ask. Because I've just been...

I'm a professional

In Spain, I am very good narrator.

No, I understand.

That's fine. I'll just be going. I don't think I could really afford the house

anyway, but you were beautiful and great to talk to.

Thank you for beautiful, but I am professional.

All right. I'll see you later.

Okay. Okay. One moment. One moment. One moment. Call me.

Call me.

But it's sacred, no?

It's a secret, no? Oh yeah!

You don't tell my boss, eh? I won't tell your boss if you don't tell my wife.

Okay.

I leave contract here, eh? Okay.

Remember the contract.

What do you want?

Yeah, just a little more than that and keep going.

Little. A quick, eh? Very quick.

All the way off, yeah.

Oops.

Big house?

Big movies, huh?

You could just leave it down a little bit longer. That would be good.

What do you want?

No, you just keep it down.

It's like... You're good.

But... You know, huh, Jake?

Here is contract.

I don't know if that's enough to, I don't know how you say, enough to

convince me.

Well,

I mean, if I could maybe touch it, touch them, that would be good. Touch my

boobs? Yeah, just, is that okay?

Oh my gosh. You, shh, my gosh, you don't know nothing.

A little, huh?

Yeah. Very quick.

Can you laugh or no? No.

I like it. Do you like it?

Do you like it, daddy?

Do you like it?

This is not serious, eh?

I'm professional.

I am the big agency for real, Anton. It's not possible. I am Marta from...

No, no, no, no.

I mean, I'd be willing to help you out if you could help me out a little bit

more, if you know what I mean. What? What do you want more?

Uh-huh, if you just, uh... What do you want more?

I mean, do you...

Do you do blowjobs?

What? Blowjob? I think it's mamada, right? In Spanish?

I don't know if I'm getting it wrong.

Mamada? But you promise, right?

You promise.

Oh, of course, I promise.

Wait, for... Yeah, I'll do that for sure.

Here, let me switch.

Alright.

yeah i mean it's just a blow job it's just a little yeah oh my god and your

wife your wife i mean my wife i mean i'm not going to tell your boss and you're

not going to tell my wife right all right promise promise see contractor yes

and commission for me i'll put in an

extra bonus

For real?

I leave this here, for you remember.

That is sacred.

Only sacred.

If not my boss, kill me.

For you already, no idea.

You remember, no?

Yeah, it's right there.

Just focus on this.

Did I put too much or not?

You sing, no?

Yes. Yeah? Sure.

There.

Okay.

I love you.

Good job, eh? I am very sorry for you.

Spit on it make it sloppy baby.

Yeah more spit

You gotta spit on that for me, baby. Yeah, more spit.

Gag yourself with it. Yeah, put it in your mouth.

Put it in your mouth.

It takes everything away from me.

A little bit of heat.

You're ready baby.

You don't know I think I was

Take my shoulder baby, okay?

Lean back for me.

Lean back for me baby.

Take your hand and lean back.

Sit down.

Yeah, it's just like that.

Okay.

for the contract.

See, baby.

Yeah, just like that.

Oh,

fuck, yeah.

Oh, it's fucking hot.

Yeah, put it back there for me. Yeah, just like that.

It's alright.

Just like that. Stay on your head.

Just like that.

One more time for me. One more time,

baby.

I don't know if the signatures are really good, but that's my signature.