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Jelly. Disgusting. Why is that even a thing? Can you feel it?

The World Cup might have kicked off. Come on, Scotland.

Slap on the Factor 50 for a nifty hour of scotch and hot clips.

Everything about it's just too hot.

Get ready for action replays.

Who's like, I need a wee?

What is wrong with him?

VAR. OK, well, I've lost my phone again.

Oh, my God.

Sporting excellence.

I'm taking the prisoners of day, right?

Expert dribbling.

Fancy footwork.

The occasional dirty tackle.

It's just been crawling on me vagina.

Your favourite player scoring.

And don't forget the chanting.

And of course, the finest commentary available.

It's Love Island Unseen Mads!

Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me where that is?

Earlier this week, I had a 27-inch portable TV delivered to the villa in

order to watch the World Cup from my sound booth. And look what turned up.

Who knew there was such a big difference between inches and feet?

Anyway, I set it up in the garden so the girls could watch the boys' dates with

the bombshells.

She's stunning. My head's absolutely gone.

My head's spun.

They also got to watch last week's Unseen Bits, so swings and roundabouts.

Absolutely buzzing, man!

You know he said I look promiscuous.

What does that mean?

What do you mean, what does that mean?

That mysterious.

Yes, that's what I thought.

Wait, hold on. I'm going to pee quickly.

Shut up.

I swear to God, I need to pee. Fuck off.

You can just take in some. Are you leaving me already?

He's literally leaving me already.

He's like, I need a wee.

This is like year 11 drama.

Yeah, good Sam.

Which one of you has done that shit?

Disgusting!

What?

Oh! Oh, no.

Has he lost his head?

What is wrong with him?

Can we put the Real Housewives on instead? I'm bored of this shit now.

It's getting a bore.

Red.

Well, you're in luck, Robin, because I have the remote control.

Hang on, where is it?

Behind a cushion?

Down the back of a sunbed?

No, hang on, here it is.

I was sitting on it. And just in time for the start of the new series, The

Real Villa Wives of Majorca.

It's a show packed with heated exchanges.

Oh, my God, it's well hot.

It'll be fine after... Ow!

Fuck! No, I can't. I can't. That's actually burning the fuck out of me. Sit

on your back. Sit on the cushion. I can't.

Everything about it's just too hot.

Deeply personal gut-wrenching outbursts.

Sorry.

Sorry.

It's a show with its cheerleaders.

And it's doubters.

I'm not doing... I didn't... If I generally... I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know how... I don't know. I don't know.

Neither do we, Yasmin, but there's no time to dither as we're in a race into

this week's Unseen.

So let's get down

to it and say, in language you will understand... Yes, I'm just a scouser.

Fucking hell.

Chicken and chips.

Chicken and chips.

I've got big tits.

Yes, it's a love island unseen bit.

Here's an unseen bit of Opie flip-flopping about what footwear to

wear.

I feel like you stress a lot about the clobber. Oh, mate, sorry about that,

yeah. I fucking... This is pissing me off.

I'm going to get so upset.

I'm struggling, mate. Why are you... Whose are these?

They don't fit.

They don't fit?

No. This is the worst. I'm going to lose my head.

Fuck me!

What are these, Cav?

The boys may have been out of the villa at the beginning of the week but that

didn't stop them bugging the girls.

Don't look!

What are you doing here? Oh, it's stuck.

What is that?

Can anyone get up Nature Channel and tell me where that is?

David. David Attenborough.

Here we are in the wilderness, a beater in the wild.

Guys, he's actually coming for me.

Oh, Saturday Night Unseen Bits is going to be great. You're talking as David

Attenborough and I'm going like this around the earth.

Forget about Unseen Bits, Ellie. I've been plaguing the people at ITV with my

new format idea, Unseen Bugs.

The premise of the show is easy to understand. We just have to remain

unseen. There's a bug hidden in that pot.

One by that tree.

And we come out late at night.

Aye, we can be hard to spot.

Stop with the digging and arrows. Someone will see us.

Oh no, we've been rumbled.

No recommission.

But it's a classic fly on the wall documentary.

I got confused this week when everyone started calling Sean Fitzy.

If you guys have another name I should know about, you'd better declare them

now. Have you heard my full name? My full name's a mouthful, you know. Go on,

go on.

Robin, Marie, Gabrielle, Langton, Quantrell.

Mine's not that impressive.

Sean, Ronan, Bartholomew, Fitzgerald.

Sean... Ronan.

Ronan. I was actually going to be named Roman, but one of my cousins was born at

the same time as me. Oh, my God, that's one of my baby names!

Roman, is it actually? Yeah, Roman, one of my baby names. Do you have other baby

names? I have loads.

Do you actually? Yeah. Go on. How many kids do you have, buddy?

I mean, we have, like... Is this going to be a Brad Pitt, Angelina adoption

thing or what?

What are you going to do?

But I've got some amazing baby names. Go on, give me them and I'll tell you if

they're good or not.

OK.

Vienna. Vienna?

Like the ice cream?

Vienna.

Vienna. Don't ruin it! Oh, that's Viennetta. Sorry, no, it's OK. Vienna's

fine. That's the name of the place.

Vienna. Vienna, OK.

Then I've got, um, I like Nova.

For a girl.

Roman for a boy.

Roman I prefer over Ruben.

Ruben. Ruben, I love Ruben. I love Payson.

For a boy. For a girl or a boy? For a boy.

Payson. Payson.

Do you know any Paysons? P-A-Y-C-I, no.

Why? Do you make up the name?

Yeah, I just find all these names and I'm like, what else does it... So you

just spend your days coming up with names for babies? What else does I have?

What else does I have? The first thing you should probably be worrying about is

finding someone to have babies with.

And the second thing you should be worrying about is how much a kid called

Payson could get teased at school.

Attention! Anyone having trouble with their man, please sign up for Ellie's

Give Them The Boot Camp.

Right, I'm the leader. Full body circuit.

Yeah, full round.

We're hitting our... Arms, legs and core. Yeah. Right.

We're going to hit it at full speed.

Yeah. No fucking about.

No fucking about.

I'm taking the prisoners today, right?

These are all going to work until you can't walk.

Yeah. Yeah.

Squat squats, shoulder press. We've got weighted squats and then whatever the

bad boys are called again.

Eight to ten, but push for ten. Let's go.

Ready? Go.

Keep pushing.

I'm going to.

have abs like Shaun after this.

Three, two, one, go.

One, two, three, four, five,

16,

17,

18, 19, 20, 21, keep going, 22.

I already made it to 30. I made it to 30. That was more like one minute.

That was so funny. Okay.

That's enough planks and dumbbells for one day, girls. Unless you include the

boys.

Aiden may be older than Kavan by two years, but which of the brothers is the

biggest bro?

We listened to one of the conversations to find out.

I feel like I've come in here and stirred your shit up.

Bro, don't feel bad.

You sure has got a thing, innit?

Unfortunately, the little bro just wins.

Now bro's sharing a bed with her.

The little bro just does.

Listen, you weren't here when it ended, bro.

I was still very 50-50.

You do you, bro.

It's going to be harder than I thought, though, bro.

I pulled her and had a chat with her, and it was a little bit of a laugh and a

joke, bro, but I'm not going to lie, it's pretty serious for me.

She's a good talker. She's great, bro. She's 10 out of 10. It's huge, bro.

If it carries on the next couple of days, bro, like, I don't know what to

say. For me, I'd say you've got to just move on, bro.

Straight away.

It's going to be way harder than I thought, bro.

Bro to bro.

Bro to bro.

Yeah. It's always bro to bro.

I haven't said this, bro.

Bro, bro, bro.

The fucking wins, bro.

Bro. I'm just having a great time, bro.

Congratulations, Aidan, you just broke the world record with a grand brutal of

21. Coming in, brother.

Hey, Opie, remember we promised you a chance to get to show off your dance

moves? Well, now's your chance.

Teach me some moves. I need to learn how to move the hips a bit.

Bend your knees, go back.

And forward.

So you go backwards, forward.

That's it, back.

Boom, boom. That's it. Boom, boom, boom. That's it.

Yeah. Yeah.

See your hips are here. Back and dick, back, dick, back.

Back, dick, back.

Bring your arms up. Find it back.

Like this way. Boom.

Boom. That's it, that's it, that's it.

Yeah, that's it, that's it. That's it, that's it, that's it, that's it.

So go boom digga boom digga boom digga boom left boom Left right.

That's actually it.

I think you got that. Should we run it? Yeah, should we stop? Yeah, let's run it

from the start.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Stretch it, two, three,

four, five, six, seven, eight. That's actually right. Yeah.

Boom, boom.

Then, da-da. Really stabbed it, innit? Da-da.

Back and a, back and a, back and a boom.

Walk off like a fucking boss.

Thanks, Opie. Now look what you've started.

Okay, that's enough for now, Cavan.

We've all enjoyed watching Sean and Lola getting closer this week. And we'd watch

them some more.

If we could find them.

Some unseen clips sound far worse than they actually are. I'm just hoping this

one is one of those, or I'm in big trouble.

But you'll have to come back later to find out... What's going on?

They say AI music is bad, but not as bad as AO music.

That's A to the O-P.

Earplugs at the ready, please.

Put your hands up! Hold 10!

Hold 10!

Hold 10! Here we go! Go, go, go!

Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.

Time to get warmed up.

Ouch, ouch, ow. Oh, bastard, that was my shoes.

It's hot.

And look for your best.

Bloody hell, look how tall you are next to us.

We're here to knock you out with some heavyweight unseen action.

So settle in as we spill some serious tea.

Yeah, what's all this tea business?

It's like Crockett, so it's like tea, Crockett.

I thought that was tea.

Or you can say tea, Crockett. Like, that's tea.

You're killing me.

Earlier, we were listening in to this.

We didn't do it again.

Okay. You're just going to spit at me. I'm not going to spit on you. If I can't

hold it in, I will, but I'll try and get it away from your face, okay?

No, let's really lock in. Don't bottle this. So put loads in your mouth, and

then we'll just go for it, okay?

Well, here's... What's going on?

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Lola!

You didn't even try to stop it. You were just giving it, man.

Went on my nose.

You have the right to remain silent, Lola. Anything you spray may be given in

evidence.

Opie's dancing is turning him into a Love Island legend, or should that be

leg end?

You've got good legs as well, you know. I don't know how, man. I do legs

actually once a year. I reckon it's from dancing and it's a lot of legs.

Honestly, you're so right, mate.

What's the hardest thing? Is it your core, is it your shoulders, is it your

legs? What, that hurt?

Your feet are fucked. Is it? Your ankles as well.

Eight shows a week? Eight shows a week, six days a week, so you have one day

off. How do you do eight shows a week?

So you do one every day, and then two days of the week you do two. Fuck off.

That's insane.

Wait, you do one every day?

So Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, two on Thursday, Friday, two on Saturday. Where

are you performing?

Um, where? In the West End? West End. Lion King, Sick Boy. Have any of you

watched that? Like, they come out into the crowd with, like, the big fucking...

What do they come through the crowd with?

There's, like, a fake rhino, there's a fake elephant, there's, like, giraffes.

They put boys on, like, stilts. You've got to, like, walk, like... Do you get

on the stilt?

No, I was... I was the back of the rhino.

It's the rhino's arse. I was the rhino's arse.

How many people makes up the rhino? Two.

Bro, you told me you were Simba. I played Simba as well. I did both.

Big difference, man.

I did both. Imagine inviting a bird to come watch you take who you play as.

Well, so no one sees you. You're just under the rhino. No, so like... Yeah,

how do you think he saw it? He was like, recognise this arse.

It's like a big costume and you put your... So you get into it and your

head... You're sticking out of it. Can you do your rhino walk?

It says you that.

There's someone in front of you as well.

How the fuck did you get this job?

Audition for Rhino's ass.

What else? Just the Rhino? There's got to be other roles as well.

Excuse me, once you play Rhino, how can you play anything else?

You start as a Rhino, then you're like a bit of grass.

You're a joke.

Bro, I thought you'd come out like dancing. I didn't realise.

I pretend to be grass. He does this.

Does anyone have to be a tree?

Huh? Does anyone have to be a tree? I had to be a plant at one point, yeah.

He's like, yeah, it's really hard on the feet.

Eight shows a week, boys, of this.

I played a tree once. All the reviewers raved about my extremely wooden

performance.

Lola can count on her hand the number of times Sean has kissed her, only she's

finding it a little difficult to do.

Do you know what? When I count, like, one, two, three, I can't do it like

normal. I have to do, like, one, two, three, four, five.

That is such... You are so surprising.

I can't do it.

Like, I can't count normally. You can't go one, two, three, four, five. No, I

can't do that. One, two, three!

Do this.

Yeah, one, two, three, four. Can you not do this?

No, because I can't lift that finger without putting the baby one up. Oh, do

you know what I can do? No, I know.

There she is.

Isn't that cool?

That's really trippy. That's crazy.

You need to do it in the talent show. Hi, guys. So my talent today is making

waves with my hands.

I can meow and do goat noise all the time.

This kit noise is unreal.

That's good, isn't it?

Most of all... That's weird, isn't it? Gail, you've got a bag of fucking hidden

talent. Can you do it?

That's quite good for a grown cat.

I can only do a normal cat.

Mine's like newborn kitten.

I hate pointing the finger at islanders for their quirks and oddities, but on

this occasion, I'm making an exception.

Obviously, when you get a bunch of Love Island boys together, the first thing

they're going to talk about are hand jobs.

You know that thing in the gym, the little squeeze thing?

Just all the time.

I'm ready for this, guys.

Turn your hands a little bit like this.

Do you actually do hand modelling?

No, I used to. It was the first job I had after school.

I actually had to audition for my hand modelling.

How did you audition? I had to go and hold the McDonald's burger.

No way.

You're having me on now.

There's no way. Do they, like, wear gloves whilst they wait?

Do they really look after their hands? What, me? The other models, yeah. No, I

don't know. Is there anything you have to do, like, put a special cream on them

or anything? No, they do it all for you. They, like, tidy them up and stuff like

that. So does that mean you can't go gym wearing them for calluses and stuff? Do

they like any of that stuff? I didn't really do much gym back then.

But, yeah, I'm very sensitive to, like, calluses and stuff.

I try not to get them.

Yeah. I've got them, to be fair. I said to my mate, I can't do this anymore, and

he's like...

Come on, stop being such a fucking wimp.

You and your stupid hat.

I'm like, hey, I need to protect these, all right? One day, they might come in

handy. I suspect, Lorenzo, once all this Love Island fame blows over, you'll be

back to handling Big Macs for a living once again.

Hope his dancing has become a viral sensation. Look, he's already got over

three followers.

From the start, so you're stepping around with your right leg, clip, click,

click, click, click, click, click, click, very good.

From there, you bring your feet together, so boom, boom, boom, same on

this leg, boom, boom.

The next bit, it's like... That's exactly it. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Next

bit, you finish here, you're gonna go left, right, and turn.

And again, left, right, and turn.

Five,

six... Five, six, seven, we go. Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

eight, seven, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, three, two, three,

four, five, six, seven, eight, seven, eight.

It's locked in!

Spectacular! Yeah!

That was good, right? That was good.

Occasionally I wonder how any of this lot are going to find love.

Some of them can barely find their own two feet.

Has anyone sat on my phone?

Is there a phone where you're sat?

No. OK, well, I've lost my phone again. How do I do this?

Like, how's it lost?

I don't understand.

Is it not on charge?

No, I literally had it, I swear. I took it off.

Oh, my God.

OK, right, what the hell?

How did I have it and now I don't?

Prue, is that your phone, babe?

No, this is mine.

Where the hell is mine?

Can someone ring my phone?

Like, can someone ring my phone? Did you have it outside, Yaz?

No, I literally have just had it. I just took it off.

What about the bathroom, hun? I don't think I've been in the bathroom. I feel

like I've just been in here with it.

Is this your phone?

Oh, my God, this is your phone. Oh, my God.

I've just been taking pictures on your fucking phone. No, you're fine, babe.

Where the fuck is my phone, then?

Oh, God.

Oh, Chuck, it would be me to lose mine.

Oh, I love taking pics.

I assume.

I literally love it.

Wait, Yaz, was I taking pics on your phone then?

Yeah, I think so.

I literally... It literally said prayer on it a minute ago.

Nah, something's going wrong in here.

Oh, Javs, is that my phone or is that yours?

That's mine.

For fuck's sake.

I'm so confused.

Maybe you should get it blocked, Yasmin.

Whoever has it could be doing anything with it as we speak.

Welcome back to part three of Love Island Unseen Bets.

Where all that glitters is not bling a little kiss ting got my bling bling

wearing pearls.

That's my thing thing The glassware is pretty shiny too.

Oh my god, I can see myself filling the reflection Do you think I look like

Matisha Adams when I do my hair like this?

I always look good.

I know that we have no time for umming and ahhing

Okay, maybe a tiny bit of humming.

But hats off to them, I say.

As they get down to a beat entirely of their own making.

Go and get the fuck out of my bed.

Get the fuck out of my bed.

And occasionally find themselves as the butt of the joke.

Wait, no, guys, theatre's actually really hard.

Go on, do the runner.

Yeah, but surely that's the front of the rhino. In the background, you're not

just like this.

There's a little bit more to it if you're at the back.

It's got a sway.

It's like this, see, like here.

And it's like, and your head is sticking out.

Wait, so people see you? Yeah, you can see your head. Oh, you can see your

head. I thought you were just stuck up in someone's arse.

Let's do the elephant then.

You're just doing this.

We've got a shuffle.

Unseen bits, jumbo jokes, minimal effort.

Here's an unseen clip of Lorenzo getting all Gollum about Sean's precious ring.

Has that ring got meaning?

No,

the one on her finger does.

You've given her your ring?

No. She's just minding it for me.

Have you lost it? Show me your thumb right now.

Show me your thumb right now. I know where it is.

Oh, my God.

You've given her your ring. You have not lost my ring. No, I haven't lost it. I

haven't lost it. If you've lost it, it's done. Just so you know. I haven't lost

it. I know where it is.

And so Legolal sets out on her quest for the ring before incurring the wrath of

Lord Seanron.

You've given her your ring? I hope a bombshell comes in.

Oh, guys, this is so cute. I just love you guys together.

It won't be so cute if that ring is lost.

It'll be handbaggins at dawn.

No, see, the ring is a test. If she loses that, it's done.

Wow.

It's a test?

Find it, Lola.

or you shall not pass.

Okay, so how mad are you? Are you actually serious? I didn't mean it.

You've lost my ring. No.

Are you really mad? Yeah, I'm fuming. Why?

Because I made that in a class.

Oh my God, you are actually not funny.

Let me see it.

That looks good, doesn't it?

Should I make that? I made that, yeah.

Oh, my precious.

I can't believe I'm making my own coffee. I feel like this is a bit

embarrassing.

And so another quest begins.

Honestly, if this keeps up, we'll be changing the name of the show to Unseen

Hobbits.

Other Islanders know looking for love is a serious business. Before you can find

it, you have to ask yourself some difficult questions.

So, guys, if we were all animals, which animals do you think we'd be?

Ellie.

You're like a sexy lion.

Yeah. Yeah, sexy lion. You're like a snow leopard.

Yeah. Something with nails.

Yeah. And we said that you are so cute Pomeranian. Sexy Pomeranian. I'm

literally taking that. My mum always says I'm like a tiger, but I don't know

if that's quite... I can see that for you. I'd say some type of cat, but I

think everyone's some type of cat. A cat. Yeah, like a feline-y, like... A

cat. Yeah. Spanx one, one of them bald fuckers.

She's definitely not bald. She's always shaving her bloody elbows. I'm always

fucking shaving, mate. I'm like...

Yeah, what animal would Lola be?

Do you know what you're like?

Bambi. Yeah.

Because you're strutting around.

Jazz is like a sexy black leopard.

You're like, oh, I feel like Jaguar.

Jaguar, yeah, Jaguar.

I'll take that.

That's a cute one. I like that. Oh, sure.

What did we say? Everyone said you were a dolphin. We said dolphin for you.

Yeah. Or maybe like a peacock.

You know, rabbit.

Accessories, I'm thinking that when she gets dressed up at night, she has her

feathers out, you know? Yeah.

I love that. I love that. Victoria, what would you be girly?

Everyone always says I'm like a cat.

Yeah, you do give like black cat. Black cat. Like sexy.

Yeah. Yeah. If I had a black cat, I wanted to call it Salem.

I'm a black cat. That is such a good name. I didn't. We called my black cat,

black cat.

And we called my girl cat, girl cat.

And then the other two had real life names.

That is so funny.

Feel your pain Lola. I know someone who named their ugly pug Ian after me.

You have one accident in the voiceover booth and the producer never lets you

forget it.

The net closed and Detective Lola's found her man.

She'll now review the evidence to see if she should take down his particulars.

Aw, so you're well like me?

No. Yeah?

No.

There's three stages, right?

Right. In my opinion, there's three stages. The first is you're attracted to

someone. That means, like, you know, you just look at them and you think, yeah,

they're my type.

See, I'm not... Oh, it went in my pants, man!

It went in my balls!

You have the right to remain silent.

Haha, have only.

It's... Islanders get scared by something!

No, I get that. I get that 100%. I want you to actually... Don't just... Fucking

hell. There's a wasp in my ear. It likes your bikini. Don't just... I know. It

thinks it's pollen.

Where'd that shit... Fuck off! Where's it gone?

Fucking hell, mate.

Ooh!

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Done. See? Protector. Saviour.

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I want to watch that back on record. Like, you just...

We haven't got time now, Yaz.

You'll just have to watch Unseen Bits on Catch Up when you're home.

Robin has talked a lot about her nights as a DJ, but not much about her day job,

so it's over to Priya to size her up.

What do you do as a quantitative fighter?

So basically... It's going to be me then?

Five years.

Babe, you're a smart girlie. I am. Babe, sorry.

Oh no, not again, it's... Islanders get scared by something.

There's just been a wasp crawling on me like that part.

It was on her vagina.

If it's not a bombshell, don't scream.

I've just nearly been killed by a wasp and you're not checking I'm okay?

You can't be screaming like that, man.

It's just been crawling on me vagina.

Robin, you're going to be all over the Unseen Bits, mate.

I'm literally going to run the Unseen Bits.

Oi, Robin, I run the Unseen Bits.

It's Robin gets dumped by bombshells!

The girl I would like to couple up with is Angelina.

The girl I'd like to couple up with is Ellie.

Robin, you are now single and therefore dumped on the island.

As Robin strutted at the villa for the final time, the problem of an insect in

her bikini was eclipsed by the stone in her shoe.

Oh, these boots are not made for walking.

Sorry to hear your boots are rubbing, Robin, but at least there's no wasps

swarming around your bits.

The villa won't have the same buzz without you.

Since Opie started his unseen dance classes, ratings have gone through the

roof. So here's another.

A one, a two, a one, two, three, four. Four clicks, yeah, right leg forward.

You're gonna go one, two, three, four, five, six, seven. From there, gonna go

right arm, left arm, then right leg's coming out, right leg.

then change it to left leg.

That's it.

Here we go.

Six, seven.

Do you want to see it, girls, yeah?

We're still learning, we're still learning. One, two, three, four, five,

six, seven, and a boom, boom, dig a boom, dig a boom. I feel like a mum.

Oh, shit.

From the top, nice and slow, nice and slow.

Five, six, seven, and an eight.

Three, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, just two.

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That's what we do.

You're watching Love Island Unseen Bits and we're going out. Why aye?

We're going to Newcastle. We're going to the tune. Going to the tune. It's going

to be smashing, Bonnie lad.

Oh, Obi.

I'll give you what you need.

And totally wild.

Give me the tiger.

And I'll turn your world upside down But

mum's

the words My mum says opinions are like arseholes everybody's got one and that's

an Instagram bio Talking of arseholes only joking cheer up boys. Why so

serious? Oh

It'd be World War 6.

Well, we haven't had three yet, but yeah.

But it's just waiting to blow.

I need to sneeze. It's not funny. I've sneezed before.

Oh, fuck.

I'll go like mad noise. I'll go like... I love sneezing. It's one of my

favourite things to do.

This week after the Ain't That Deep challenge, some Islanders went off at

the deep end. He's being rude now, but it's chill.

It's not rude. What?

Aidan's a bitch.

People need to grow up, bruh.

Don't say you're embarrassing and expect not to get told to fuck off.

Idiot.

How did it all go so wrong?

All they had to do was slide into the pool and read a cocktail confession from

one of the Islanders of the opposite sex.

This boy's nightmare partner is someone who loves attention.

Oh! Then find the fact it fits and dash their drink in it.

How could anyone get upset by that?

So let's dive back to happier times for some unseen bits before the kickoff.

Boys, we're having a warm-up. We're having a little warm-up.

Ash! Ash!

Ash!

Right, pick a side, boys.

Left or right?

Boys, just go, like, one way round. I'll go behind you.

Yeah, just go single line. Just go single line.

Straight leg kicks, boys.

Yeah, I like that. I like that.

This is so good.

Sweep! Opie, is this what you had to do in Lion King?

He'll flicks on the way back.

I can't do it. My shorts are going to fall off.

Warm-ups are great, but I think at least one of the boys wore himself out.

Ready?

Oh! What the fuck?

Now let's dive deeper.

Here are the rounds we didn't have time to show you this week.

This boy lied about being ill to someone he was

dating to go to a JLS concert instead.

Lorenzo. Lorenzo loves JLS.

You don't look like a JLS boy to me.

Oh, I think I know who it is.

I chose Opie because of the dancing. It's just given JLS.

Sam.

This girl has slept with 15 people and faked 14 orgasm Oh

We

have

faith in you Ellie not much to say they were shitty and one of them was good

This boy has the initial of a girl he slept with once on his ass cheek

I met her on a night out, lost a game of rock, paper, scissors.

We've got to follow through on it. That was the bet. I thought I was going to

win. Get it out! Get it out! Get it out!

It's an M for Mika. I wasn't being

serious. I just said M for Mika.

My name is Mika and my name starts with an M, like hello.

I think you'll find hello starts with an H, but let's not argue. We've had enough

of that.

As every superfan knows, the villa is a place packed with well-known, iconic

locations. The fire pit, the mini fire pit, the daybeds,

the terrace.

But this year the Islanders have messed with the labelling system.

So welcome to the Kent Terrace. It's my first time. Are you going up to the Kent

Terrace? Where do you want to go?

Kent Terrace.

Make a reservation for the Kent Terrace. I've never been.

He's going for the Kent Terrace kiss.

It's the Kent Corner.

This is the Kent Corner. What a bunch of Kents. It's like, it's basically Kent on

tour in here.

You're basically a surrogate Kent alumni at this point.

Oh, alumni?

Yeah. Isn't it alumni?

No, it's alumni.

Oh. There's an N in there. My pronunciation for words is wrong. I

thought that pedestrian was pedestarian, but for years.

And I was starting my driving test and he was like, oh, no, no, you can't go

there. And I said, oh, yeah, no, no, cos there's obviously pedestarians there.

And he was like, there's what?

And I said, pedestarians.

That's awful.

I bet you... Did you pass your driving test first time? First time, mate. Yeah,

you flirted with the instructor.

With the...

I was only fucking 16. I wasn't as good as it then. I don't know about that. 17.

Do you think? I feel like all girls pass because they just flirt with all of the

examiners. I've actually got a brain up there, though. No, I know, but I feel

like all the girls are able to pass straight away because they flirt.

Because boys are better drivers than girls.

You're on your own on that one, Lorenzo. I'm saying nothing.

It's time for... Beach Hut Bonanza!

I love this. This is my favourite show, Beach Hut Bonanza. Bonanza?

Bonanza? And this week, I asked the islanders, what weirds them out?

Things that weird me out.

Whales. Not like the country, but like the animal.

And I find them very, like, daunting.

You know Velcro?

The sound of Velcro, it just shocks my ears.

and it sends something into my brain that's just like, get that away from me,

do you know what I mean?

Oh, you know what, them pop socks, get them out the door.

They need to leave the building immediately.

See, to be honest, I get it, I understand the concept of it, right?

But, like, see when you can see them.

Like, why are they... I thought they were meant to be hidden.

This girl had, oh... She had, like, earwax in her ear.

I just looked next to her, I just saw the earwax looking back at me and

just... So, things that weird me out.

Food edition.

Yeah, something that makes me feel a bit queasy is beans.

I'll look at them and it's floating around in their little orange sauce.

If we're having breakfast together and you've got a plate full of beans, I'll,

like, I'll slide the menu stand across so I can't see your plate.

Jelly? Disgusting. Why is that even a thing?

If you tried to feed me shepherd's pie, that freaks me out for some reason. Like

sloppy, slimy, disgusting.

It's weird, I know.

It's a free combination thing, so it's milk.

I think people who can just drink a pint of milk, it's just a bit psychotic.

Bananas. I did hate, for years and years and years, bananas.

Like, I was actually terrified of them.

And tuna, like... Oh, no, I don't like tuna in a cow. Oh,

a man running.

Hell no.

Like, I can't be seeing a man run.

Not that men shouldn't run.

If you're an athlete, fair enough, like, sprinting about, but, like, a man jog

for something to, like, pick something up, I think just walk.

When people don't wear socks in their trainers, raw-dogging the trainer,

immediately, you know.

I don't like to watch a man swim, either. I don't know why.

I do not like when people do mirror selfies, but they stand, like, dead

upright, don't even look like real people.

Just a man.

doing laps i just i think packing it and like that makes you really uncomfortable

and they just come back

next week for some more last

night we saw the dramatic dumping of opie

and victoria victoria and opie you and your fellow islanders decided you have

the weakest connection

Therefore, you have been dumped from the island.

Please pack your bags and say goodbye.

I don't know about you, but I think Opie's been getting a bad rap in the

villa. I mean, sorry, doing a bad rap.

Yeah. One, two, one, two, one, two. It's my final night in the Love Island

villa. It's been fun.

It's been a killer.

I'm feeling real sad. Trying to miss you, boys.

We'll do this for life.

Because we are four!

See you all next time, but not you two. Bye!