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- Unicorn.

Apples.

- Hey, boy, your team's here.

- I'm up.

I'm up.

Wait.

I set the alarm for 6:30.

Eggs!

- Morning, sleepyhead.

- Love the PJs, okay.

- Auntie got 'em on sale.

Soz, my alarm went rogue.

- All good. We're all late.

- Dumb rooster didn't cock-a-doodle-doo.

- You lit have a rooster?

- Rooster's alarm clock never fails.

Except today. It was blindfolded. - Blindfolded?

- Rooster's alarm clock needs sun.

No sun, no alarm. - Weird.

Dad's found Ricky and Martin

in the granny flat on the couch.

Took forevz to find them okay.

That's why I was late.

- Double weird.

Our garage was jammed.

I had to walk.

- Is it me or can you guys smell sabotage?

- With a sprinkling of Volkov.

- Sounds like mind games, eh?

If they're gonna play lowball, we have to play hardball.

- Yeah. I hear you.

The Volks are the prime suspects,

but if we're gonna point the finger, we need proof.

- And pancakes.

I need pancakes.

- Make it fast.

We wanna get a lay of the land at Staties.

First game's in 90.

- Raise your milk, bros.

Come a long way, boy.

Not possible without you all.

Proud as.

- To all you bros for sticking with me

through solid, through thick and thin.

Means heaps as, eh.

- To the return of Tiff.

May she never turn again.

- And to Mikey being fully sick

at a fully fancy school next year.

- And to a Staties butt kick today!

(mugs clinking)

- Eat up. Youse need your energy.

(lively music)

- Whoa.

- You ready? Let's go.

Come on. We gotta beat the Volkovs.

- Hello down there.

- Hello back there. - Yo!

Okay.

(car engine coughs)

Dirty dacks!

I swear I put gas in this last night.

- I can smell sabotage again, eh.

- Yeah, and it stinks.

(energetic music)

(car engine revving)

- See you there after my workout, boy.

- See you, Daddy.

- Whoo! Auntie, you've outdone yourself.

(upbeat music)

- [Auntie] What's the address?

- Can't speak. I'm grooving.

- You better speak or you'll be walking.

- I'm pretty sure it's the Hill Billy Corn Flakes

or something? - Yeah, nah.

99% sure it had "Valley" in it.

- I've got it right here.

- Boy, do that thing.

- Hey, Sammy, navigation to Hill Valley Sporting Complex.

- [Sammy] Navigating to Bill Bailey Swimming Complex.

- That's not right. (Mikey clears throat)

Hey, Sammy,

navigation to the Hill Valley Sporting Complex, bro.

(Mikey chuckles)

- [Sammy] Navigating to Hill Valley Sporting Complex.

- Whoa! - We're going to Staties!

- Works every time.

(upbeat music)

Empty as.

- That's what happens when you turn up early.

- Prep well, play well.

Yeah, yeah.

- Be well, eat well, get out.

I gotta get a wrap.

I'll be back in 30.

- Thanks auntie. You're the best.

- Yes, I am.

(car engine revving)

(sign creaking)

(lights buzzing)

(wind blows)

- I thought it would be a bit more�

- Epic. - Epic.

- Yeah.

(birds cawing)

(slow beat music)

- Where is registration exactly?

- I feel like I'm in that lame game

where you drop from a parachute,

get weapons and smash people.

- Love that game. - Same.

Is it just me or are we somewhere we shouldn't be?

(suspenseful music)

- Excuse me, Mr. Bro, sir?

- Oi, bro.

- Excuse me, sir.

(suspenseful music) (maintenance worker laughs)

- [All] Ahh!

- Oh, sorry, kids.

I was listening to a podcast.

Scary stuff.

How can I help?

- We need to sign in for Staties.

- For what?

A super skux handball tournament.

We're playing.

- Shaboolie.

Sadly there hasn't been handball here

since the 1st of December, 1981

- But, this is the Hill Valley Sporting Complex, right?

- Oh, dear. Looks like it's happened again.

- What's happened again?

- You need the Valley Hill Sporting Complex.

- That's where we are, bro.

- This is the Hill Valley Sporting Complex.

- Wait,

what?

- But it says it right here,

Staties is here.

- Well, don't know what's happened with your flyer there,

but I'm telling you, there's no handball here today.

- Either this is the world's worst typo or�

- [All] The Volkovs.

- Okay, this is never funny and now it's totes not funny.

Where is Valley Hill?

- Across town.

About 29 minutes, depending on traffic.

- 29 minutes!

Our first game's in 30 minutes!

- Tight. You better bolt then.

(intense music)

Good luck, kids.

- Thanks Mr. Management Person.

(intense music)

Auntie, you need to come back.

We're at the wrong "Valley" place

and we need to get to the right "Valley" place,

otherwise we're going to miss the handball thingy.

Please.

(suspenseful upbeat music)

Quick as.

(intense music)

Hey, Sammy, navigation to Valley Hill Sporting Complex.

- [Sammy] Estimated travel time 25 minutes.

- [All] Yes!

- See, gang? Prep time pays.

- [Sammy] Updating.

Unavoidable roadworks.

Revised travel time, 2 hours and 53 minutes.

No alternate routes.

- [All] What?!

- Are you serious, bro?

- Sammy never lies.

- [Sammy] That's right. I do not lie.

- Hey, auntie, do you know any top secret off roads that could get us there?

- I'm a mechanic, boy, not a spy.

- What do we do, bro?

- There's no point sitting in the car for three hours.

- This is never gonna work.

- Hold the phones. I've got a favor to call in.

(phone ringing)

D's, it's time to cash in my super prez.

(intense dramatic music)

- Huh? - Huh?

(helicopter engine revving)

(intense music)

- Never been in a helicopter before.

(helicopter blades whirring)

(intense music)

(upbeat music)

Staties!

Yes!

(helicopter engine roaring)

(intense upbeat music)

Made it as!

- Sick! Name in lights, bro.

(upbeat music)

(knuckles cracking)

(tense upbeat music)

- Hope you cats don't mind,

but Jerry and I designed these last night.

- Ah, yeah. Jerry's gonna be heaps late, eh.

- I'll call him. Back to me.

Dad's tailor, Enrico, pulled an all nighter on these.

Plus, 'cause we're friends

and friends do friendly stuff, I thought it'd be friendly

if you guys officially accept these official invites

to my dad's big gay wed.

- Enrico did these too?

- He's amaze.

- Fancy font.

Officially in as. - Yeah, yeah.

- Same. Hectic.

- Bro, these are skux.

- Bros, check it.

- Yep. Volkovs definitely swapped our flyers, eh.

- Well, until we have proof,

let's just- (slime splashes)

- Yuck!

- Ugh! - Wait,

smells good.

Oh, no!

- They wanna mind-game us. Let's mind-game them back.

- How? - Get proof and turn them in.

Then they'd get disqualified.

- Right, so that means you wouldn't be able to smash 'em on the court.

- Right, right.

But we could make them think we were gonna turn them in.

- Out mind game the mind gamers.

- Welcome to�

- [Both] Staties!

- Bao, also state accredited ref,

over to you for a quick rundown.

- Okay, crowd people.

I'm more happy than a Koi who just realized�

(tense music)

- [Stone] Wow. That's pretty happy, okay.

- Today's rules.

First to five, must win by two.

Simple and majestic,

like a Koi living in the Emperor's pond.

We begin in one minute time.

(Bao blows kazoo)

(tense upbeat music)

- Hey, guys, where's Jerry?

- I called. Maybe his phone died.

As if you won't be here.

- Yeah, right.

Focus time.

- Yeah. You cats focus.

I'll do some Volk sab digging.

(intense music)

You got this, Preesh?

- I got this.

Okay, gang, this is it.

Trust the training, go out there and kick butt.

(hands clapping) (intense music)

(intense music)

(Bao blows kazoo)

(intense music)

(ball thumping)

- Yeah!

(audience applauding)

(ball thumping)

(Bao blows kazoo)

(audience cheers and applauds)

(ball thumping)

Yes! (Bao blows kazoo)

(audience applauding)

(tense music)

(ball thumping)

(intense music)

Come on, man. (ball thumping)

Miss.

- Mikey Mahaki is looking more like a jelly sandwich

by the minute.

(ball thumping)

(audience applauding) (Bao blows kazoo)

- Yes!

- [Both] Yay!

(audience applauding)

(hands clapping)

(intense music)

(referee blows whistle)

(intense upbeat music)

(ball thumping)

- [Audience] Oh!

(referee blows whistle)

(intense upbeat music)

(ball thumping)

(tense upbeat music)

- Ricky and Martin's favorites.

No way.

(intense upbeat music)

(ball thumping)

(audience applauding)

- Close as. Yeah, boy!

- Oh! - What's up?

- My shoulders dead as, eh.

- Same.

They were sick.

- If only you could swap hands, right?

- Tell me about it.

- That pain's more in the mind than in the body.

At this level, it's all in the mind, boy.

You got this.

Sorry, coach. Have I said too much?

- Mr. Mahaki, could not have said it better myself.

- Sweet. Over to you.

- You win this next round, it's finals time.

You were born for this.

Do you believe in yourselves?

- Yeah.

- [Prisha] Do you believe in yourselves?

- Yes. - Yeah.

- Then show me what you're made of.

- Whoo!

(tense music)

? Whoa oh oh oh ?

? Oh ?

? Handball ?

(audience applauding)

- Thank you.

- Wow!

And that was the world premiere of Lily

and Lance's hot new musical, Handball: The Musical.

- And now� (intense music)

- [Both] Back to the game, okay.

(Bao blows kazoo)

(tense music)

(Bao blows kazoo)

(intense upbeat music)

(ball thumping)

(Bao blows kazoo) - Yes!

(audience applauding) - [Both] Yay!

(ball thumping)

- Oh!

(audience applauding)

- You got this.

(intense music)

(ball thumping)

(intense music)

- Woo!

- Yeah! (audience applauding)

(intense music)

- [Team Supreme] Volkovs are going down!

Volkovs are going down! Yeah!

(referee blows whistle)

(ball thumping)

(referee blows whistle)

(ball thumping)

- [Audience] Aw.

(ball thumping)

- [Audience] Aw.

(referee blows whistle)

(audience applauding)

- Bingo!

- Heck yeah, gang. We did it.

- Sick.

Grand final time.

- How's your jelly arm?

- Oh, dead as, but I'll push through it.

- You're gonna need everything you've got for finals.

- Yeah. Who we up against?

(intense music) - Who do you think?

- Dang!

- We got 'em, okay.

- No way, bro.

(intense music)

- We know it was you.

The sab.

- I don't know what you're talking about.

- So you found some flyers and a bucket of slime?

Big deal.

- They were in your locker with these.

Nobody blindfolds my rooster!

- Great selection of treats,

but no one messes with Ricky and Martin.

- Look, I'm gonna be dusting your Instant Rust fingerprints,

but pretty sure you jammed Tatik's garage,

which is not cool.

I mean, they're old. Yeah, yeah.

- And you sucked Auntie's fuel.

- Congratulations.

Detective Loser Club strikes again.

- Well, Detective Loser Club could get you disqualified.

You wouldn't.

- Wouldn't we?

- Truth bomb, bros.

It's gonna take more than some slime

and a good selection of dog treats

to ruffle Team Mahaki's feathers.

See you in the court.

- That's if you're not disqualified beforehand.

- Great mind gaming.

- Yeah, mind gamed as.

- Wait, what about your alarm clock?

- I just forgot to charge that, eh.

(upbeat music)

- [Steele and Stone] Grand finals starts

in 5 minutes, okay?

- Where is he? Was kind of hoping

we'd be able to get some inspiring Jerry inspo.

- This is, like, that one moment in every sporting movie

where the coach gives a lit amazing speech,

full of inspo, and makes the team win.

- Yeah, yeah.

You wanna do it?

- We could, like, co-speech?

- Co-speech. Cool.

One of us has got to start it.

Rock, scissors, paper?

Okay. I'll kick us off, yeah?

- Right behind you, okay?

(energetic music)

- This is the moment we've been heading towards.

I've had some of my best times with you gang,

and about 93% of it has been in the name of this, Staties.

Just wanna say, get out there and give it everything.

- Really smash it, okay?

Give it to them hard.

Game time, team time.

- Also, I'm so proud of both of you for getting this far

and I'm just really loving this.

Let's do it.

- If those Volkovs hit hard, you hit harder.

If they dig deep, you dig deeper.

- Yeah, just go hard. This is your one shot. You gotta take it.

They want it just as much as you so you gotta want it more.

- Great speech, bros. We're inspired as.

(hands clapping)

(tense upbeat music)

(audience applauding)

(intense dramatic music)

(Bao blows kazoo)

(hands clapping)

- This is it, happy people. Finals time.

Mahaki Team versus Volkov Team.

The winner will be big Koi in the pond.

- Come on, let's go. Team Mahaki!

- Same rules.

First to five, must win by two.

- It ends now.

- Well, duh, it's the grand final.

- I will break you.

- Intense as.

(Bao blows kazoo)

(intense music) (ball thumping)

(Bao blows kazoo)

(intense music)

(ball thumping)

(audience applauding)

- Amaze start!

- They're winning, brother.

- I know, sister.

- It's time for plan B.

- Bro, we got this.

Just one more point.

- Yep, stay frosty, bro.

(intense dramatic music)

(ball thumping)

Ow! My hand! (audience gasps)

- Ooh! - Ooh!

- Foul! - Ref!

(Bao blows kazoo)

- Time out time. - That is a potential foul.

- Wow. This is not looking good for Team Mahaki.

- [Mikey] Bro.

- What's wrong with you, bro?

- I did not see you there.

- As if, bro.

- That was totes a foul, okay. Bao?

- I did not mean to hurt him. Let's play on.

- Foul!

Rules state that if a foul happens mid play,

the fouled team is awarded one point.

If the fouled player wants to call the foul.

- So, if we call foul, we win?

- What?! - Rules is rules.

But if you don't wanna call foul, play on time.

(tense music)

- I need a minute, eh.

(Bao blows kazoo)

- Come on, boy. Shake it off.

- I tell you what, Steele,

if he was gonna play on from here,

that would be a�

- [Both] Courageous effort.

- How's your hand?

- It's not broken, but it's sore as, eh.

- So, we take the foul, yeah?

I mean, it's in the rules.

- This isn't how I imagined it would end,

winning without actually winning, you know?

- A win's a win, gang.

- Stuff winning with the foul.

It would be so sick to see their faces

after we smash them on the court.

- That would be amaze.

- But the rules are there.

We could use the rules to win-

- Preesh. - Serial.

You wanna win Staties by a technicality?

After everything we've been through.

That's not the Mahaki Way.

- When you put it like that�

- This is defs a Jerry moment.

- OMG! Is that who I think it is?

- Jerry Louis Stevenson.

(dramatic upbeat music)

- [Mahaki Team] Bro!

- You made it. - I'm a man of my word.

- Lovely reunion, but I'm afraid we need an answer.

- To foul or not to foul?

Shakespeare. - Hm.

- Not to foul. - I don't believe it.

- Team Mahaki have decided to not take the foul,

and are playing on.

(audience applauding)

(Bao blows kazoo)

(intense dramatic music)

(ball thumping)

- Ah! - Ooh!

(Bao blows kazoo)

(intense music) (ball thumping)

Ah!

- Come on. Don't play like that!

(Bao blows kazoo) - Time out.

(tense music) (Bao blows kazoo)

- Time out time.

- You need to adapt.

You must swap sides.

- Bro, we don't play with our weaker hands for a reason.

- Yeah, because they're weak as.

- Look at what happens to the T-Rex, dinosaurs.

They're extinct.

What I'm trying to say is that you can't expect

a different result if you don't adapt.

- Jerry, you're a genius.

- I don't play with this hand, brainiac.

- The Volkovs won't expect it.

Exploit that. Trust me. Adapt.

(intense music)

(audience applauding)

- Volkovs are as cold as ice.

Mahaki Team is really�

- Nice.

- Should have taken the foul.

- Now we crush you.

- Not today, bro.

(intense music)

- Yeah! - Yeah!

(audience applauding)

- They're playing southpaw.

- What's that?

- They're using their left hand.

- Good, that's their weakness.

- Tense up, bro.

This is gonna be epic.

- Nah.

Let's end them like the ice age ended the T-Rex.

Or was that an asteroid?

Anyway, whatever Jerry said, let's end them.

(ball thumping) (intense music)

(ball thumping)

(intense music) (ball thumping)

(ball thumping)

(Bao blows kazoo)

Yeah! (audience cheering)

(audience applauding) - Yay!

- Game, Mahaki Team!

(audience cheers and applauds)

- We did it.

- No!

- Yeah, boy!

(audience applauding)

(upbeat music)

- And the state champs are

Team

Mahaki!

(audience applauds and cheers)

- Yeah, boy! (audience applauding)

- Congrats to the winners, and a truly remarkable coaching effort.

- Wow. What a year, huh?

Next up, high school.

You'll be all grown up and on your way to being adults.

Why am I crying?

- Hey, let it out, Bev.

- Staties! (audience applauding)

(Bao blows kazoo)

- Whoa! (audience applauding)

(lighthearted music)

(medals clinking)

(lighthearted music)

- We did it!

(Mikey laughs)

Strawberry for you.

- Mahaki Land in the flesh. - Thank you.

- Much more impressive than my dial-up version.

- Today was totes amaze,

more amaze than Mickey Land in LA, USA.

- Yeah.

Epic to have you back, Jerry bro.

- Wouldn't miss it for the world.

- Boy, I love you. I'm so proud.

Whatever.

Anyway, it's just a dumb kid's trophy and it's scrap.

- I'll leave you to it.

You all smashed it today.

I love youse. - Love you too, Daddy.

- My boy's a state champ.

- Hey, Tiff, you know that Mahaki Cluster?

- That cute little four-star cluster thing you guys have?

- Yeah. Well, now there's a fifth star.

- So?

- So we named it.

Yeah, yeah.

- After you.

- "Tiff, The Totally Awesome."

- Wow, guys.

Just wow.

- You know what, bros?

No matter how old or boring we ever get,

we'll always have Mahaki Land.

- That's if Auntie doesn't sell the joint.

- Yeah. Or it gets turned into a car park.

- Or one of us gets too tall to fit inside it.

- Or it's hit by an asteroid.

- You're obsessed, bro.

- Or I buy it when I'm 30, and turn it to a bakery.

- Or Blapper buys it and turns it

into a unicorn poo ice cream shop.

- Or it falls into a sinkhole.

- Hm.

Or we break up again, I get really angry,

get a sledgehammer and break it.

- Oh, don't think like that.

- You're right. I probably shouldn't.

Team Mahaki!

? Do it the Mahaki Way ?

? No matter, come what may ?

? You gonna stand up and say ?

? You got to do it the Mahaki Way ?

? No matter, come what may ?

? You got to stand up and say ?

? You got to do it the Mahaki Way ?

? M-A-H-A-K-I W-A-Y ?

(chill music)

(chill music continues)

(upbeat music)

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