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? A new day dawns in the wild, wild west ?

? Where the state would discover Who would be the best two ?

? And you know when the going gets tough ?

? Team Mahaki digs down To use the right stuff ?

? 'Cause if you wanna play handball ?

? Then you gotta give it your all ?

(record scratching)

? Come on ?

? 'Cause if you wanna play handball ?

? You gotta think big, not small ?

? If you wanna play handball ?

? Then you've gotta play hardball ?

- Alright, can you smell that?

- New deodorant?

- Yeah, but no. - Banana smoothie?

- No, that's me.

Auntie makes me nice banana smoothies.

- Nah, bro - My minty freshness?

- Bro, no.

- The burst sewer pipe at the bottom of the oval?

- Okay, that's enough, I smell cheating.

- I was way off.

- Nasty, stinky Volkov cheating.

They're cheats and I'm gonna prove it.

- [Prisha and Mikey] How?

(upbeat music)

- You're getting this, Jerry?

- Indeed my faithful avatar.

- Lance-itar, roger that.

- Hey um Lance-itar.

Why don't you shut it, we're fully heisting.

- Sorry, Salwa. - Sorry, Salwa.

- Let's go.

(upbeat music)

- Uh, what just happened?

- The door just happened.

(upbeat music)

- [Salwa] We need those keys.

(bright music)

- I can help.

- One protein doughnut please.

- Don't have that but I do have a cinnamon doughnut.

Ah.

Ivanka is the krunker.

Krunker is slam drunker, Slam dunker is Ivanka wicky wah.

(Lance beatboxing)

? Ivanka is the krunker ?

? Krunker is slam dunker ?

? Slam dunker is Ivanka Wicky Wah ?

(gentle music)

- Go.

- Viktor's the victor a boa constrictor

makes earthquakes on the Richter scale

Nobody stricter than Viktor wicky wah.

(gentle music)

- Lance-itar, you sure know how to bust a rhyme.

- Jerry like blueberries-

- Um, we should complete the heist.

(upbeat music)

- Three, two, one.

(intense music)

Bag.

(upbeat music)

(bright music)

We must have missed something.

- Another dead end bro.

Wanna have a hit out there face the fear?

- No pressure, give it a go.

- Maybe they're half cyborg.

- Seriously, Sal, it's time to move on.

- Yeah, bro. You got their balls, they were just ordinary balls.

No hidden biros, bro.

- Gyro, bro.

- Yeah, that.

- Maybe they've got some more balls somewhere.

- Yeah, I doubt it.

- Face facts bro, they're not cheats.

- They are, no one's that good.

They're cheats and I'm gonna prove it.

(bell ringing)

(guitar music)

- Attention please.

Hope you're all set for today's little camp.

Unfortunately, I have a pressing engagement with my couch,

so I won't be attending.

- [Kids] Yes.

- Silence! - I'm Bao.

- Kevin and Miss Bahm have assured me

that they'll take good care of you

and that you'll all be safe and risk free blah, blah, blah.

- Is it still a no tech camp Ms?

- No tablets, no iPhones, no PCs, no games,

no consoles, no- - Can I bring this?

- A little music won't hurt.

But if I catch any of you with devices built this century,

it'll be a week's worth of detention licking stamps.

Dib dib dib.

(kids murmuring)

Oh, by the way Michael.

I spoke to my sister over at Butterfield and she said to say-

- [Salwa] Mikey, yalla!

- Sorry Ms, I gotta go eh. I don't want to miss the bus.

- Peculiar boy.

- Ta, and thank you Lance.

- Maybe time to stop scratching the itch eh bro?

- I should have been able to hit that.

- Maybe they're just really good,

like really, really good.

- Nah, they're definitely cheats.

Bro, they're wearing dumb watches.

- [Prisha] Pretty sure they're called smartwatches.

- I was making a joke dummy.

And whatever they are, they're risking detention to keep them on.

- Thank you.

Thank you.

- All right squirts, tech lockdown complete.

- Eh, not so fast.

It's a no tech camp for teachers too.

- Not a teacher so.

- Well, today you are.

(upbeat music)

- And his backup phone.

- Oh yeah, and his laptop.

- Yep, and his backup laptop.

- Eww!

- Don't forget his emergency phone.

- All right, happy?

Camp time!

- Aggressive much, Geez.

(loud guitar music)

- So, what do we think the watches do?

- Stuffed if I know.

Something to do with cheating?

- Maybe, I don't know, tell the time?

- Eagles fly north.

- Okay, maybe they're not just any regular watch.

- So they're voice activated?

- What do you think is on it?

- Proof they're cheats.

We need to record her voice password

and play it to the watch.

- It's a no tech camp, how are we supposed

to get a voice recording without any tech?

(bright music)

- Oi Bao, we need your tape machine.

- Why? - [Salwa] Cos.

- If Bao and Mikey can do cool moves together

and if Mikey's moves are cooler, Salwa can have it.

- Skux.

- Dance battle.

(upbeat music)

- Go, Mikey.

- Yes, Mikey.

- Time's up.

And the winner is Mikey!

- Sweet as.

Never thought I'd have to do a dance battle at no tech camp.

- Hey bro, that's mine now.

Thanks bro.

Now let's get that password.

- Children!

Apparently the law says that a principal

needs to be at these events, so uh, yay for me.

- Kevin, Miss Bahm, one of you may leave.

- Scissors, paper, rock.

(upbeat music)

- Compulsory charades, now!

(bright music)

- Guys, how are we gonna get that voice password?

- Hit a bit of a snag eh?

- 6B, let the games begin.

(upbeat music)

- Space Wars.

- How did you- - Next?

- I have an idea.

This snag might be just what we needed.

Stand by to record.

- Got it.

- Eagles.

- Yay for you, Ivanka.

- Cool, I'll go next.

- Fly.

- Mean as, how'd you do that?

- My turn.

I got it.

- Oh, oh, oh, it's a hummingbird?

- No.

- Cinnamon scroll? - What?

- A 30 foot yacht?

- No. - Ducks go quack?

- No. - Moon landing.

- North.

- Yay, good job, Ivanka.

- [Ivanka's Voice] Eagles fly north.

- Hectic.

- Oi, Salwa, we gotta split.

- Sis, what are you doing here?

- Baba wants you back.

- He said I could stay. - The shop's getting slammed.

- So you go help. - No way.

- Serious? - Fully.

- C'mon, gimme 20. - Nah, Baba said so.

Get in the car.

- Get the watch, I'll work from home.

- Come on sis.

- Yalla, I'm coming.

(bright music)

- We need to find a way to borrow the watch

from Ivanka's wrist.

- Yeah, but I'm not a thief bro.

- Same here.

But obviously, we'd just be borrowing it yeah,

so no rules broken.

- But how am I supposed to get it off her wrist?

I'm not a magician.

- I know yeah.

But Salwa really wants this.

That's what pact bros are for: we help, we figure it out.

- And now I think it's time for a special preview song

from Handball the Musical.

This one requires a very spesh guest up on stage.

- Tiff! We wrote it for you.

Are you gonna come off?

- Yeah, no okay.

? T is for terrific ?

? I is for inventive ?

? F is for fantastic ?

? The second F is also fantastic ?

? C is for come back to us ?

? There's no C in Tiffany ?

? Well there should be ?

? Because I remember the day When we were with Tiffany ?

? And she would say ?

- Zip it, Lance.

? T is for Tiffany ?

- Back in a sec.

? I is for inventive ?

- Not much of a singer, right?

They wrote it for you.

- I didn't ask them to, okay?

- But they were your bros bro,

like uh we were kind of your bros.

- They're not my bros bro, and you're not either.

I don't have bros, okay?

- What about the Volkovs?

- Teammates, not my bros.

- Every bro needs a bro. - Bros just get in the way.

- Cold bro. - As ice bro.

In future, mind your own biz, okay?

(upbeat music)

- Come on, where are your smartwatches?

- [Baba] Salwa, break over!

- Look, I'm coming Baba.

This is a Jerry moment.

- Oh, greetings, Salwa.

What can I do you for?

- I need your help.

- Talk away bro.

(upbeat music)

- All right, what have we got?

- [Mikey] What is she doing?

- No idea, but if there ever was a time to strike-

- It's now.

I'm not sure about this eh?

- You and me both, but if I do get the watch,

I'm putting it straight back.

As far as I'm concerned, we're in the clear.

- Operation Volkov is a go.

- Cover me.

- Got it.

(bright music)

(Ivanka humming)

(Ivanka farting)

(bright music)

- Nope, no watches.

- Okay, I know it might be a long shot,

but try this one from the gym.

(upbeat music)

- Holy shish-taouk.

- [Baba] Salwa! - Look, I'm coming, Baba.

Zoom in on him.

- There's the crumb we all needed.

- Holy-baba-ghanoush.

Jim's Gym is up the road from me.

I thought they were all the way from the WA.

- Follow the breadcrumbs, Salwa.

Follow the breadcrumbs.

(upbeat music continues)

- All right, I'm on it.

(upbeat music)

- Hey, bro.

Why are you talking to a brick?

- Because I wanna Maclucky.

- Kevin, are you okay?

- Why wouldn't I be?

- Are you struggling without tech?

- What was that Tzatziki?

- When was the last time you were tech free?

- Never!

Aargh!

Oh, that felt good.

How can I help?

- We're on a top secret mission, bro.

- Boring me Mariachi.

- There's some smartwatches we need to access

without actually having them, you follow?

- Like a lemming.

Smartwatches usually have firmware without encryption,

not to mention being ripe for account harvesting.

- No idea what that means, but sounds great.

Can you do it? - Sure.

Miyazaki, laptop me.

Prisha, mouse me?

(car engine revving)

- I Can't believe Baba let you go.

You owe me big time, sis.

- I'm doing your chores, bro.

- And washing my car for a month.

- Whatever.

Oi, Jim's Gym is next to Chicken Chicken,

so take Sailor Street.

- You're cool?

- Yeah, I just feel like I'm letting

everyone down and stuff.

- Sis, you're not letting anyone down.

In my mind, Salwa is Arabic for legend.

(upbeat music)

- So plan's not going to plan eh?

- What would Salwa do?

Let me think.

Yell at us, boss us around, then come up with a new plan.

- A skux one, I got it!

We split up, we hit Operation Volkov

with a two pronged attack.

- Yeah, yeah, love that.

So, like which one do you wanna take?

- I'll take Viktor and you'll take Ivanka.

- Yeah, but I guess I didn't go so well last time with Ivanka, so-

- True dat. So I'll take Ivanka and you'll take Viktor?

- I mean, if you think that's better?

- Yeah, just, crap, crapper.

- You need to poop?

- Uh, yeah, got the runs bro.

- TMI.

- Freeze! - Aargh!

- Don't try anything.

- Am I under arrest Ms?

- No, I just always wanted to say that.

Now, we need to talk.

My sister, Ms Blapper told me

about the Butterfield rugby opportunity.

Did you really think I wouldn't find out?

I'm your principal and I have my ways, you know.

- I'm sorry Ms, I'm sure you do.

- Now, I need a favor, a little secret,

just between the two of us.

Sign this, I'll add it to my collection

for when you hit the big time,

if you don't hit the big time I'll use it as kitty litter.

Now, write, "To the one and only Beverly Crapper,

you're an inspiration, taught me everything.

Signed, Michael Mahaki."

Needless to say a word of this to anyone

will make a week of detention

feel like an eight day cruise to New Caledonia.

- Uh, okay.

(gentle music)

- Cute huh?

You know I heard that light travels slower

when it hits the water.

- I listen in Science too.

More specifically, when the light travels

from air into water, it not only slows down,

but changes direction.

It's called refraction.

Simply put, the water changes the light.

- Wow.

Insert cliche judge book by cover again quote.

(upbeat music)

(Jim humming)

- Hey, we're shut, what, can't you read?

- We're not here to train, bro.

- Are you deaf?

We're shut.

- Geez bro, what's with the intensity?

- My gym, my rules, don't like them? Leave.

- Sorry sir-bro.

- Apology accepted, but like I said already, we're closed.

- Sorry, Jim, kids these days.

Look, my sister has a few questions if that's all right?

- You got one minute.

- So Mr Jim-bro-sir - Hmm.

- [Salwa] I've got some questions about the Volkovs.

- Yeah, but that ending?

- What do you mean?

- Was a total bummer, they didn't get together.

- If they did, there wouldn't be a volume nine.

- Good point.

Thanks for the book by the way.

- Of course. (watch beeping)

Low battery.

- So much for a no tech camp yeah?

- Our little secret.

- So like, what are those things?

- Nothing special.

Now that view, that is special.

Do you think Judgey McJudgeface

and Detective Von Detectey will ever get together?

- They're meant to be, but from different worlds.

Kind of like us.

- How so?

- You know, we play for different teams and all that stuff.

- People can't change?

- What, like light hitting the water?

- Exactly.

- We gotta get to camp, we gotta tell Team Mahaki

or I'm gonna pop!

- We've got to go home.

- Please sis, I wouldn't ask you for something

if it wasn't important.

I'll wash your car for two months.

Three months.

Four months.

- Six and it's a deal.

- Piece of cake. - Shake on it.

- Pretty sure this is slave labor.

No, okay.

(bright music)

- How'd you go?

- Oh doughnuts bro.

Got busted by Ms,

think she had too many roasted marshmallows.

- Yeah yeah, double doughnuts.

Viktor Volkov is a tough cookie to crack.

- Yep, might break a tooth trying to crack that cookie.

- Oi!

- Bro, I thought you had work.

Hey Ray, Ray.

- [Rayan] Sup.

- I made a sick discovery.

- About the Volkovs?

- Yeah, I did some Volkov digging with Jerry

and we found their old gym trainer, Jim, at their old gym,

Jim's Gym, all right?

- Great name for a gym, Jim's Gym.

- Yeah.

If I ever get into the microphone business,

gonna have to name it Mikey's Mics.

- They came all the way from the WA last year

for a two week handball masterclass.

Jim said they're like the best athletes ever

and their training is like some sort of mad science.

- Anything about the watch thingies?

- Yeah, it's a JimBit and I was wrong.

They're not cheats, they just train fully hard

and get this, they hit 50,000 steps a day,

birthdays included.

- That must be why they wore them

and risked detention tonight, seriously dedicated.

- That data is like gold to them.

If we wanna beat them, we gotta train like them.

(Rayan hooting)

- [Rayan] Sis, come on.

- I gotta split or Rayan is gonna freak

and Baba is gonna blow.

- [Rayan] Yalla.

- [Salwa] I'm coming sis.

Oh, you're so impatient.

(car engine revving)

(bright music)

- Got another plate for me?

- Overheard your little chat with Crapper before.

- Wait, what?

- Be totes trag if your bros found out you were planning

to ditch them for rugby and go to Butterfield.

See this?

- No, you're miming bro.

- Look a little harder because it's a big old ace

and I'm holding it okay.

- You mean metaphorically, right?

- Yes metaphorically, when did you take the literal pill?

Anyways, I'll save this for later.

Never know when I'll need it.

See you later Mikey Mike, missed a spot.

(suspensive music)

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