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? A new day dawns in the wild wild west ?

? When a school will discover Who will be the best ?

? And you know when the going gets tough ?

? Mikey's gonna dig down And use the right stuff ?

? 'Cause if you wanna play handball ?

? Then you gotta give it your all ?

? Come on ?

? 'Cause if you wanna play handball ?

? You gotta think big, not small ?

? If you wanna play handball ?

? Then you gotta play hardball ?

[upbeat electronic music]

Hey, what's your name kid?

Mikey Mahaki.

- Hey y'all that's a great name.

Great hair. Hey y'all, are you ready to sing

like your life depends on it?

Yeah, quick shout out to daddy.

Oh this guy's adorable. - He's cute.

It's a yes vote from me already.

Let's wait 'til he sings.

That's a really good point.

All right. Hit it Mikey.

A one, a two, a one, two, three, four.

[rock and roll music]

[audience cheers]

? The road to success is totally tough ?

? At times it can even Feel bumpy and rough ?

? If you stumble and fall, You gotta go, go, go ?

? If they tell you, you can't, you say no, no, no ?

? Keep on truckin' ?

? Ooo ?

? Keep on truckin' ?

? Ooo ?

? Don't ever stop ?

? 'Til you reach the top ?

? Yeah ?

[guitar riffs]

I've heard enough.

That is what I'm talking about.

That was amazing.

- Tingles. - Cheers, eh.

Well, that's a yes vote from me.

Absolutely. Aye, yo, three from three.

No. [audience groans]

What? Why?

Because he's banned. Aren't you?

Ahh--

Banned. You will not be going through.

But why?

Because you brought our school into disrepute.

- But-- - No!

Banned!

[Ms Crapper] Goodbye!

Banned from SASA-WESTS-HAT?

This is a travesty.

A what?

Imagine the worst, then times by four.

Indeed. A crushing blow.

I know.

Nuts.

A kick in the guts.

It'll be okay guys.

Mahaki, none of this is okay.

I know but I was just trying to save Tiff.

Can't you just explain to Ms. the trophy's a fake?

Oh I did, but she said the problem wasn't the trophy.

It was actually the news report.

True, it didn't do you any favors.

What do you mean?

He means you looked fully weird

when you smashed the trophy.

So much for doing the right thing.

Yeah. My cousin got done by a red light camera

but he wasn't driving.

His mate had borrowed the car,

but he denied it and my cousin had to pay.

He was fuming.

Thank you Salwa.

Sucks for your cousin, but hey, I found my why.

Howie.

[Mikey] We'll fix this.

We must clear your name.

Let's talk to Tiff, she saw the whole thing.

Oh my gosh, Mikey's out!

So excited!

So cool.

Poor Mikey.

Lance, not poor Mikey, okay?

You're in!

What?

Mikey's out and you're in SASI's.

Gosh, I feel like a yoyo.

Up and then down and then up again and down.

Yeah, we know what a yoyo is, okay?

Good news, Tiff?

Maybe. Maybe not.

What's up?

Mahaki's Gary Garrison heroics landed him

in some hot water.

More like a boiling pit of lava.

Tough break.

The toughest. Mahaki.

Yeah. So, you know how I saved you from

Beatrice the bully's ball?

Maybe.

Then broke the trophy?

- Yeah - It was on the news and everything.

That's super sad Mikey.

I'm super sad for you.

Thanks, um anyway.

Mz's banned me.

She thinks I bought the school disused ute.

Disrepute.

Right. But see, I was saving you

and I think if you told Mz. what actually happened,

then maybe I could get back on the team.

Listen, I'm actually really sorry for you,

I am, but I didn't see Beatrice throw the ball okay.

If I said I did, I'd be lying.

Wouldn't be the first time.

[Tiffany] Let it go.

Plus, Lance would be off the team

and that would be a big old sad face.

Oh, I thought you were--

What?

Nothing. So that's a no?

Yeah. Would if I could but I can't so I shan't.

Looks like leopards can't change their spots. Shame.

[electronic music plays]

Having a bounce, bro?

- Genius. - Thanks.

Jerry's not the only one with a step target.

But you're bouncing.

Same diff.

Kevie bro, we need to prove my innocence.

- Never call me Kevie bro, got it? - Got it

[Kevin] Or Kevie for that matter.

Or Stephen.

I went to this Gary Garrison thing.

That guy's a legend.

Anyway, a news crew filmed me doing stuff

and edited the footage to make me look like a monster.

Snoozefest, get to the point.

We need to get the unedited footage

to show everyone the truth.

And the news crew has the footage?

Yeah.

In their server, I'm guessing.

Most likely. Can you access it?

So let me get this straight.

You want me to hack the newscrew's remote server,

download terabytes of unedited footage

and give it to you guys so you can show everyone the truth?

Preferably by the end of lunch.

[Kevin laughs]

Oh, it's so funny, I'll get a stitch, it's so funny.

Andale.

Andale?

Get out, get out of here!

No disrespect, but your bro's a dead end bro.

Indeed.

You're up against it.

Tiff said she didn't see Beatrice throw the ball, right?

Right.

But someone did.

Yeah, you.

No, not just me.

Who? I didn't.

Gary Garrison?

No, not him.

Who then?

Beatrice.

Ah yes Mahaki.

The perpetrator of the crime is also a witness to the crime.

English please?

If Beatrice threw it, then Beatrice saw it.

Yeah, and?

I have a sweet plan.

But it's gonna take a bit of courage, a phone

and a skux as impersonation.

Cool. Now, who does the best Crapper?

I'm sick at voices.

Awesome, do it.

Hello. Beverly Crapper.

I want to speak with your student Beatrice.

Okay. Now try it with the voice.

I am.

Really?

Duh!

Hello. Beverley Crapper.

Great commitment to the role.

You go bro?

'Allo guvnor, I'm Beverly Crapper.

Again, great commitment to the role.

Thanks.

Maybe I should have a go, eh?

But I nailed it.

Mm hmm.

As did I.

But see, it's my problem, so if we're going to get

a confession out of Beatrice,

then I should take the responsibility.

Very noble.

Super noble, I guess�

Hello, I'm Beverly Crapper from Block Street.

Nice.

Nice, I guess.

[voice answers phone]

Hello, I'm Beverley Crah-per

from Block Street Primary.

Can I speak with your principal?

Dang.

What?

The principal's at a principal conference.

Wait. Who are you calling now?

[lighthearted music]

Brought you a pressie Mz. C.

Why thank you.

[Daddy] Easy.

Haven't seen this style before?

Yeah, you can't buy it.

Players only.

How does it look?

[Both] Sweet as.

So obviously, I'm here to talk about my boy.

Ah, ha.

[Daddy] This tournament means a lot to him.

Doesn't it?

A super lot.

Important to his friends and family too.

I see.

Mz. C, if he tells me something, I believe him.

Trust is paramount.

Very paramount.

Now with this news thing,

he tells me he was protecting someone, from a bully.

- Right boy? - Right daddy.

Right. That's the way I've raised him,

looking out for others.

I'm proud of his actions and I hope you can see what I see

and lift the ban.

I see.

Now, Tuimoala--

Call me Tui.

Tui, your parental approach is proving to be positive

and Michael's lucky to have you.

Thanks.

However.

As a result of his behavior, Block Street Primary

and all those associated with it,

have been brought into disrepute.

- But-- - The ban stands.

Thank you for the cap.

Dismissed.

[upbeat music]

[bell rings]

I thought Daddy would get us over the line.

You and me both.

It hurts my heart bro.

Life's cruel but we grow from such setbacks.

Hey, pass the ball.

We were going to do such great things together,

Mr. Bouncy Ball but now it's time to let that dream fly.

Fly, fly, fly little ball.

Oi, check it out.

What?

T's and C's.

What?

Terms and conditions for the tournament.

Oh, I've let that childish dream go.

It's time to look to the future.

Shut it.

Read number 12.

Clause 12. Any infringement incurred attracting

a suspension must be referred to, and decided

by a fair trial and unanimous vote

from the participating school's children.

Salwa! You're a genius!

I know right?

What's it mean?

It means I'm really smart.

No, clause 12.

It means Ms. Crapper can't ban you.

Only the kids can.

Wish I knew about clause 12 before I got banned.

Yeah, Ms. Crapper was within her rights to ban you

from the Battle of Block Street.

Without competing there--

I couldn't compete at SASI's.

Sad but true.

I think you two need to have a little talk to

Crapper about a little thing called democracy.

Where are you going?

We have a case to prepare.

Slow down, Spike.

Hey Ms., you got a minute?

Fine.

Sick hat.

Thank you, it's a present from Tui, isn't it Michael?

Yes. Yes, it is.

What do you want?

We want to talk about SASI-WESTS-HAT.

I'm bored of it.

But-- No buts.

Bored, bored, bored.

Doesn't matter if you're bored.

Read it and weep.

Excuse me?

I mean, please peruse clause 12.

Well, that was illuminating.

Yes, yes it was.

So be it.

This afternoon, you'll be given an opportunity to

state your case and we will put the matter to a final vote.

Understood?

[Both] Yes Mz.

No laughing, Shantelle.

[bell rings]

[Mz Crapper] You are about to enter the courtroom of class 5B.

[Mz Crapper] The students are real.

[Mz Crapper] The case is real.

[Mz Crapper] My ruling is final.

[Prisha] All Rise. The court is now in session.

[Mz Crapper] Michael Mahaki has been banned from SASI-WESTS-HAT

[Mz Crapper] for bringing Block Street School into disrepute.

[Mz Crapper] He claims he was defending

[Mz Crapper] the safety of Tiffany Steele-Stone.

[Mz Crapper] The defence claims Mikey can't handle the truth.

The honorable Judge Crapper presiding.

Be seated.

Today we decide if the defendant, Michael Mahaki,

should be allowed to play in SASI-WESTS-HAT

after a reckless act involving

a handball guru, a trophy and the local news.

How do you plead?

100% not guilty Mz.

I mean Mz. your honor.

Just your honor.

No, just.

Oh forget it.

Mustafa,

you're the prosecutor

because nobody else wanted to be.

Jerry and Salwa, the defense.

[Mz Crapper] Opening remarks?

Mikey did it, plain and simple.

Afternoon all.

Today we will prove that Mahaki not only deserves to play,

but that he saved someone from getting a sore head

and is a man of good character.

You swear to tell the truth,

the whole truth and nothing but the truth?

I swear.

[Ms. Crapper] Mustafa, questions for the witness?

Did Mikey do it?

No.

No further questions.

Jerry?

Salwa Zara, did you witness the trophy smashing incident?

You know I did.

Tell the court what you saw.

That Beatrice girl, she threw a ball at Tiffany's head

and Mikey jumped to save her.

Did you see Beatrice throw the ball?

No, but I saw the ball flying at Tiffany's head.

And Mikey told me the rest and he doesn't lie.

Why would he protect Tiff?

Um, I dunno, because if you ask me, she's still a butt--

Thank you, no further questions.

[Mz Crapper] Next witness please.

Look, I didn't see Beatrice throw the ball, okay.

Just looked like Mikey was trying to smash the trophy.

This trophy?

I guess so. Hard to tell, it's all broken, okay.

Where was Mikey at the time of the smashing?

Next to Gary Garrison.

All right, if I'm Gary and you're standing right

next to me, and you want to smash my trophy,

what's the quickest way to do that?

I don't know. Hit it, I guess?

Okay, I'm Gary Garrison.

No, you're Salwa.

No, it's a role play. I'm Gary, you're Mikey.

But I'm Bao?

I'm Gary Garrison, you're Mikey.

Okay Mikey.

No, you're Mikey.

I'm Mikey, you're Salwa.

No, I'm Gary Garrison, you're Mikey.

Yes. I'm Mikey, you're Gary.

Now, stand next to me as I hold this imaginary trophy.

Show me the quickest way to smash it.

If Mikey wanted to smash the trophy,

why not just hit it like that?

More dramatic I guess.

Or maybe Mikey's telling the truth.

If Mikey doesn't play at SASI-WESTS-HAT,

that's good for you.

[Salwa] Right?

Answer the question.

I guess.

No further questions.

Michael Mahaki, do you swear?

Never.

No, the truth thing.

Oh yeah, you bet.

Mustafa?

Did you smash the trophy?

- Yeah, but-- - No further questions.

Mahaki.

Did you mean to smash the trophy?

No. I was trying to make sure that Tiff

didn't get hit in the head.

Why?

Because no one deserves to get hit in the head.

[Jerry] Have you ever lied?

Well, sort of.

Sometimes Auntie makes bad dinner and she asks me

do I like it and I say, yeah, I like it.

But would you lie about something serious like this?

No way.

Daddy says if you do something,

do it with courage and honour.

Wise words.

No further questions.

Closing remarks?

You're out of order.

I object.

You can't handle the truth and I've got an itchy back.

Oh yeah, that's good.

No further questions.

That's disgusting. The defence?

Did Mikey smash the trophy? Yes.

Did he bring the school into disrepute? Yes.

But the question is, did he do it on purpose?

No.

I've known Mahaki for a short while and if you

look up honesty in the dictionary, it's his face beside it.

The world needs more men like this.

Do your duty. Do the right thing.

You did good bro.

[Mz Crapper] Time to vote.

It seems that everyone

except one person found Michael not guilty.

[cheers]

I guess I was right about the leopard spot thing.

Oops, I voted guilty.

Mikey guilty of being awesome.

[cheers]

Congratulations. Perhaps you'd like to say a few words?

Quick shout out to the truth.

Thanks for being there bro.

And thanks to you all for giving me a second chance.

Me, my coaches slash lawyers will give this tournament

one hundred and twelve percent.

Woohoo! Go Mikey!

Court dismissed.

Feels good to be back eh?

Don't get too comfy.

The tournament's a couple of days away.

We must take your training to the next level.

There's so many levels.

Indeed, but this is the last one.

The boss fight.

Howie's in my corner. We got this.

You coming bro?

No, I've got cosplay with Kevin tonight.

Oh yeah. Yeah.

Bye bro.

- See you 'round bro. [Jerry] See ya.

[Tiffany] Nice lawyering Jerry.

Thanks.

For a minute there, I thought you voted against him.

You made a good case okay.

PS you mean all that about Mikey?

Every word.

Then you have to tell him about Howie.

Wait, what?

I gotta admit, I was surprised you'd lie to him.

It's not how it seems.

Real friends don't lie.

That's rich coming from you.

I'm not perfect.

But Mikey deserves the truth.

Tell him or I will.

And they were like lawyers on TV

and my face was on a dictionary

and everyone voted not guilty

and they handled the truth.

Glad to hear it went well boy.

Sorry the hat didn't help.

If it wasn't for you, Salwa wouldn't have found clause 12.

Everything happens for a reason.

[Mikey] True.

[doorbell buzzes]

I'll get it.

Hey bro, what's up?

Mahaki, we need to talk talk.

Okay. Sweet cozzie bro. Come in.

Mahaki.

[Jerry] Sometimes in life,

one must say things that aren't true.

Like lie?

Yes, but there are different types of lies,

like how you lie to Auntie Mahaki about her cooking.

Keep it down bro.

She made mashed potato for dinner

but the potato was hardly cooked.

Mahaki, I, I--

[Mikey] Oh don't worry.

I covered it in tomato sauce, it was sweet as.

Enough about potato.

Oh sorry. So, come in?

No. Mahaki, I lied to you.

You had so much talent, you needed something to believe in

and I gave it to you.

What?

Howie, son of Maui, isn't real. I made it up.

Classic. You're funny bro.

I lied.

Why aren't you laughing?

Bro?

You don't need Howie.

You're a handball hero.

Together, we'll find your why.

I thought Howie was my why bro!

No wonder I still suck at precision.

Mahaki, please.

I did everything you and Salwa wanted

because of that stupid legend.

I'm sorry. Please forgive me.

You should go bro.

Mahaki,

please.

Just go.

Who was it boy?

Jerry.

What did he want?

Nothing. May I be excused?

You haven't finished your mash.

Sorry Auntie, usually I love your food but this is dry as.

Eh, boy.

It's the truth.

Thanks for being honest.

Excused.

[melancholy music]

[upbeat hip hop music]

What's faster? Hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

? Hardball ?

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