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George, George, George of the jungle. George, George, George of the jungle.

George, George, George of the jungle. Strong as he can be.

Watch out for that tree.

George, George, George of the jungle. Lives a life that's free.

Watch out for that tree.

When he gets in a scrape, he makes his escape with help from his friend, an

ape, an ape, an ape.

And his elephant Shep can fetch a log. He's man's best friend is George's dog.

He's George, George, George of the jungle. Swing from tree to tree.

Watch out for that tree.

George, George, George of the jungle. Fetch the life that's free.

Watch out for that tree.

Now George is a king and a daddy too. It's just too much for poor George to

do.

Though George loved Ursula with all his heart, her mama's evil plots broke them

apart.

There was lying and thieving and stealing and cheating, but bedroom love

just can't be beaten.

So glad his kiss can unhypnotize, now George is the king from nine to five.

George, George of the jungle, went to you and me.

Watch out for that tree.

Hear him holler, swing and sing. All the animals come to the jungle king.

So grab a vine and swing and time. If you smack a tree, just pay no mind.

Like George, George, George of the jungle. George, George, George of the

jungle. George, George, George of the jungle. Strong as he can be.

Watch out for that tree.

Watch out for that tree.

The Jungle.

To the untrained eye, it looks the same as in our first movie.

But things have changed, and it's not just because we're using a different

set. Domestic bliss has broken out over the Bakuvu.

Parenthood has found that defender of the innocent, protector of the weak, and

all-around good guy.

George of the Jungle.

And as our story begins, our popular potent

potentate has produced a prince.

Huh? Wait a minute. Who the heck are you?

Me, New George.

Studio too cheap to pay Brendan Fraser.

Let's go, Dad. How did you get the part?

New George just lucky, I guess.

Hey, Dad, check it out. Let's play back from Shep.

Now that the prince is turning five, George is grooming his son to be the

heir to the throne.

George, that's grooming him to be air, not grooming his hair.

While George was preparing his son, Ursula, the love of his life,

and the heiress who gave up everything to be his jungle queen, was wondering

why George wasn't home for lunch.

Why isn't George home for lunch?

But George couldn't go home for lunch because he had to attend to a very

important matter.

Joy's pretty good at coconut ball.

Suddenly, the game was interrupted by an urgent bongograph.

I said an urgent bongograph!

Uh-oh.

George really late for lunch.

George, George, George, get down as strong as you can be.

Watch out for the...

Sorry, George, late.

But George had important royal duty to tend to. In other words, you were

playing coconut ball.

When George scored a winning goal, maybe sometime Ursula would come and try out

for cheerleader.

I tried once, but the gorillas turned me down because I wasn't pretty enough.

You look pretty to me.

Well, maybe you should tell that to the gorillas.

George promised, tonight, spend a whole night with Ursula, okay?

Can George give June your vine swinging lesson before we eat?

Vine swinging's a little dangerous.

Must be from your side of family.

Vine surfing is much cooler.

What danger is about swinging?

Swinging fun.

George will show you.

Honey, maybe that's not such a good idea.

Why? Easy.

George!

Watch out for that! Yes, fans, for the first time in history, George of the

Jungle didn't hit the tree he was aiming at. But that didn't stop him from

hitting... the second tree.

And in case you were worried, the new George takes a tree as well as Brendan

Fraser.

While George was sliding down the tree...

Ape has been in Las Vegas becoming a swinger of a different sort.

But while pursuing his singing career, the lure of the cards has proven too

much for our traveling troubadour.

If you wouldn't mind,

could you stop singing?

Sorry.

Cut the cards!

Welcome to Las Vegas, baby.

And they say humans are more evolved.

Meanwhile, back in the jungle, George was taking care of some serious jungle

business. George, the sink's stuffed again.

Well, kind of serious.

Don't worry.

George fixed it.

George, no, he promised Ursula he'd see her tonight.

Okay, if George go to help animals?

If George can come home early, would Ursula still go out with George?

Mm-hmm.

Stop the movie.

Well, that's how animals usually sound, right?

Well, in our movie, the animals are all going to talk, so you humans don't miss

a thing.

It's disgusting.

Where's your king now? Anyone know how to fix sink?

And for the convenience of you animals, we've added subtitles so you can follow

along too.

George, this is all their fault. The birds keep dropping their Zog Zog on us.

Incoming.

It's disgusting.

I gotta wear a hat.

Why not make Zog Zog Treaty?

Zog Zog Treaty?

Yes, Zog Zog Treaty.

This is Disney. If we're gonna do a Zog Zog joke... We're gonna make it

educational. We make treaty and get everyone go zug-zug in separate areas.

Well, that's a good idea.

Now you can stay to play coconut ball.

George can't stay.

And why not, George?

George have romantic evening planned with Ursula. When lions rule the jungle,

we never neglected our subjects.

Why are you neglecting us?

George and love.

Oh, you've got to be kidding me. Oh, get out of here.

Run home to your family.

Never trust anyone without thanks.

George didn't impress his bachelor pals, but he did manage to impress his wife.

George is a lucky man.

He's got Ursula and Junior and a really strong head.

Honey, I wouldn't worry about Junior swinging.

He's the son of the greatest swinger of all time.

How could he not learn how to swing?

That'd make George happy.

Sorry about the sink.

It's not your fault.

It's just the way things are sometimes.

Sure, Ursula liked being here with George.

How can you say that?

Then Ursula'd think things'd be okay, right?

Because... George would rather not be king than lose Ursula. Oh, don't be

silly.

Everything's fine.

George hopes so. Because George loves Ursula more than there are stars in the

sky.

And George has a special surprise to cheer Ursula up.

Ursula, dance with Joyce.

George and Ursula were in love.

Little did they know that someone was fast approaching who was going to change

their lives forever.

Someone so malevolent, so Machiavellian, so... Well, for you kids, let's just say

really, really mean.

Stay still.

I don't want to fall off.

Yes, it was Beatrice Stanhope, Ursula's mother.

Hello. It is the man who would be your son-in-law.

Yes, that's Ursula's foppish former fiancé, Lyle Vandegrute. You remember

the graceful Vandegrute from the first movie.

I had to go first!

Was it really necessary to show that scene?

It seems the vengeful, venal Vandegrute had bought the casino Ape was gambling

in. Lyle had finally come up with the perfect plan to destroy George by

stealing the deed to Ape Mountain.

Are you sure Ape has the deed?

It is, after all, called Ape Mountain.

And as soon as I have cheated the ape out of the deed and driven that half-wit

George off of his land, bulldozers roll, driving Ursula right back into my

waiting arms.

When they see the gifts I've brought them, they'll miss civilization so much.

They'll be begging me to take them back.

I better go.

What did he say?

He said, hold on. I'm going to...

Oh, I've had it.

Are you sure we're going in the right direction?

Why, yes.

We remember from the first movie. It's very important that I get to Ape

Mountain today.

It's my grandson's fifth birthday.

I'm taking him and his mother back to civilization.

What did he say?

He was admiring your luggage.

Eh, well, whatever.

And he wondered why you want to take your grandson out of the jungle.

I'm not having him grow up here an illiterate savage.

Sorry,

we can't kill Beatrice if she dies We have no story and if we have no story

George couldn't disappoint his wife again by being late for his own son's

birthday party

It's keeping your father.

Guess you might as well get started.

Remember, sweetie, you can wish for anything you want. Except your

grandmother, because she's already here.

Grandma!

Mother?

Darling.

Hello, Junior.

Well, where's that husband of yours?

Shouldn't he be at his own son's birthday party?

He's running late.

How could he possibly be running late?

This is the jungle. Traffic back up on the Bakuva Expressway.

Dad!

George,

so sorry he's late.

It looks like the treaty broke down and George had to step in.

Hello,

old Mrs. Ursula.

Ever resourceful, Beatrice cunningly connived to tempt Ursula and Junior back

home, using a ploy that has worked for grandparents since the beginning of

time. I have gifts for you.

George also makes presents.

Cool. Thanks, Dad.

Whoa.

Cool. A spear.

That's nice.

How would you like to play with this?

the switch and it can do anything you want that looks so hard

beatrice

quickly put in motion her gift-giving gambit to get ursula to come home

meanwhile George was demonstrating why he was no William Tell, and neither was

his aimless son.

Stay there. Stay there. Okay. There we go. Good. Okay. Okay. There. Aim. Good.

Good. See? Gorilla.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Now throw. Throw. Throw.

But a coconut to the cranium wasn't enough to mollify the muddled mind of

our hero. And George continued to be torn by the conflict between home and

throne. Come on, come on, George.

You have to come supervise the ooh-ooh feather picking.

Sorry, George can't.

I'm a certainly he stay home.

But no king has ever missed ooh-ooh feather picking. At least not when lions

rule.

Face it, he doesn't care about us anymore. George.

Oh, Mrs. Ursula.

Come talk.

George, do you love your wife and your son?

George loves Ursula and Junior very much.

And George, sorry George is late for Junior's birthday party.

I understand perfectly.

You don't seem to have enough time for your subjects or your family.

Which is why you can see how much happier Ursula and Junior would be...

If they came back to San Francisco.

Ursula's lonely.

She misses her friends.

And some place to wear those lovely dresses.

And Junior needs to live in civilization and go to school with other children.

What do you think George should do?

George should let them go.

As much as she tried to resist, the once opulent Ursula was tempted by the bounty

of bangles and baubles.

Feeling dazed and confused, or more dazed and confused than normal, George

sought professional help.

George, no, Tookie trying, but need talk to Brother Ape.

Maybe Tookie fly to get Brother Ape?

Then George just talk more.

While Tookie was winging his way to Las Vegas, he, I said,

Las Vegas!

Ape found himself with problems of his own.

While

Ape

was busy strangling his pestering Pokepartner, Tookie's tuckered mind

began to wander.

Mimosa, Mr. Tookie Tookie?

Tookie Tookie!

Oh, Tookie, you cad.

As our jungle jet setter flew to visit his primate pal, Ursula confronted the

conniving Beatrice for befuddling her handsome hobby.

Good morning, Mother.

I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't play with George's mind.

Well, there really isn't much to play with, but all right.

Ursula, I know you're unhappy here. You might be able to fool yourself, but you

can't fool your mother.

I'll admit there are certain things I miss about home.

But I love George, and I am staying here, so deal with it.

Okay?

Hello?

Ursula's definitely weakening. If I could just get her back to civilization

and to you. Uh, that is, if you've got your obsession with her under control.

Of course I have it under control.

Obsession.

Strong word.

Have you gotten the deed from the Ape yet?

No.

But I'll have it tonight.

And when I do, all dodgers will roll.

Roll!

I have a foolproof plan.

And he did.

Because in a remarkable demonstration of despicable dishonesty, Lyle had entered

the poker game.

See if you can figure out which one he is.

Whoa!

You foolish fowl, what are you doing here?

So you're saying that George is suffering deep psychological damage due

to his unresolved conflict over whether Ursula's happy and whether he's a good

husband and king, and these conflicts are keeping him up nights and he's in

need of my immediate advice and counsel.

In a moment.

I'm sitting on a great hand here.

Yes, the gambling bug had bit our normally guarded gorilla.

I'll take three.

Maybe my luck will change.

But luck wasn't in the cards for our poker-playing primate. Because as the

game progressed, there was a strange sense in the room that Ape was about to

be cheated out of the deed.

I'd like to stay in, but I have nothing left to bet. I'm broke.

Well, maybe you have something of value.

Stocks, bonds, real estate.

In Africa?

I'm afraid not.

Don't you own... What's it called?

Ape Mountain?

No, that's a common misnomer. The deed to Ape Mountain belongs to the legendary

king of the jungle, George of the Jungle. Perhaps you've heard of him.

Fakely.

So, what are you holding?

Nostraldamus?

Eh, just four creams.

Well, I'm holding four Lyle's.

But don't you worry your pretty little hairy head about it. You can work off

the dead performing in my nightclub.

For the next...

Seventeen years.

What?

Hello. It turns out the big ape didn't have the deed.

How? Could Ape not own Ape Mountain?

My God, that's like saying the Rockefellers don't own Rockefeller

Center.

They don't.

Oh.

Turns out your idiot son-in-law has it.

But, uh, where does he keep it?

Let me ask him.

George, where do you keep the deed to Ape Mountain?

George Hyden's butt clap.

I'm chanting.

He keeps it in his underwear.

Now the only question is how do we get him and his underwear back here so I can

take it.

Turkey!

Turkey!

Turkey! Ape can't come talk to George because broke?

In big trouble?

George must go Vegas to help.

Thrilled that George was leaving, Beatrice beamed like a Cheshire cat.

What's he doing with all that luggage?

Hey, he's leaving.

It's comments like that which justify why I eat you.

Now I know why they called you really mean lion.

Last time he left, the jungle nearly fell apart.

It's so obvious.

George only wants to be with his own kind now.

But don't worry.

I'll take care of you.

Unaware of the threat both home and abroad, George and his extended jungle

family took off on their first trip. Look, look!

Ooh, Las Vegas.

Anxious to speak to his bankrupt brethren ape, but not wanting to stand

out like a simian from the sticks, George made a stop.

New George looked pretty good in Armani, too.

Declamped at finally finding each other again, George and his brother Ape had a

big emotional reunion.

Hi.

Hello. Oh, come on, you can do better than that.

George is

so happy to

see brother Ape.

I'm happy to see you, too. What are you doing here?

George here to help.

Tookies say ape in trouble.

Broke. Busted. No Benjamins. Broke? It's all a big misunderstanding.

I'm perfectly fine.

That's why I'm giving away all my furniture.

George Happy ain't perfectly fine.

Only was George perfectly fine.

What's the matter?

Ursula think George spend too much time with animals.

Animals think George spend too much time with Ursula.

George's so upset.

Think about taking off. Neck crown.

Look, I understand your concern.

And if I return... When I return, I will coordinate your schedule to the

satisfaction of everyone. It's just a question of balance.

George could have balanced.

George's still worried about Ursula.

She's lonely, and she's worried she might cook or clean as well as ape.

Well, she might have a point there.

Now, George's concerned that...

Ursula missed civilization more than she missed George.

Don't be ridiculous. Ursula adores you. She's probably just suffering from the

five-year itch. Then what'd George do?

Do what any husband would do. Get her a nice present to help scratch it.

A back scratcher.

To help with it.

As the jungle king demonstrated the many uses of his gift.

His arch-animal enemy was back in the jungle, trying to take over his throne.

George of the Jungle has deserted you.

But if you elect me your king, I promise to make every Tuesday Meatless Tuesday!

But if you don't make me your king... Oh, I'm scared!

You have no idea what a mean lion I can really be.

As the mean lion schemed against him, his perfidious plotters in Las Vegas put

the finishing touches on their perspicacious plan.

Better turn off the alarm.

The old witch says the muscle man keeps a deed in his underwear.

That's disgusting.

Yeah, but at least it'll be easy to find.

Well, these look familiar.

Obviously, he was planning to stay for a while.

You would think at some point Ursula would recommend a zebra pattern.

Unaware of the deadly denizens determined to destroy him... Oh, that's

a change of pace.

...our accidental tourist took his family backstage at Circus Circus.

As George gleefully greeted his performing pals, Ursula wondered if

she'd ever come first.

I wonder if I'll ever come first.

George, this is Rocky. He's very honored to meet you.

Why do they call him Rocky?

Because when he gets nervous, he does that.

George, honored to meet Rocky, too.

He says he was born in a cage, but he wants to return home with you and learn

to become a real jungle kangaroo.

Cage is not good for animals.

George, kangaroos live in Australia.

We can't bring Rocky back to the bakufu.

Tell him we're really sorry.

Oh, cow, cow.

Don't worry, George. He won't bother you again.

While our simple Simeon was being stalked by a star-struck kangaroo,

Lyle and the women were still searching our simple Simeon's shorts.

What now?

It'll take us years to go through the rest of these.

And it would have, too, had the precise, practical, pragmatic Ursula not labeled

them. Ooh, ooh, feathers.

Hyena burger?

A second.

Indeed. Lyle immediately dispatched one of his dastardly disciples to the

jungle, who eagerly enjoyed evicting the animals.

In every other story, the king of the jungle is a lion, not a human. And so,

as is my birthright, I now declare myself king of the jungle.

Tuesdays are still meatless, right?

But you can't be king without the royal amulet. Then I'll just have to get it

back, won't I?

Oh, we need George.

Where's George?

George's animal friends were worried, while back in Las Vegas, Lyle celebrated

getting the deed in a typically mature fashion.

I have the deed, I have the deed. This is the deed I have. I have the deed.

Getting the deed is only half the battle. It doesn't mean anything unless

you get Ursula to fall in love with you.

Are you prepared for tonight?

I'm prepared.

And so was I, because they had all come to see the swinging sartorial songster

perform. Eat! Eat!

awaken and feel refreshed and remember nothing.

One, two.

I can hypnotize anyone.

To do anything!

Good night!

The Conrad Jupiter's Hotel and Casino is proud to present the selected song

stylings of the one and only...

I'm too busy singing to put anybody down.

I'm just trying to be friendly.

Come and watch me sing and play.

I'm the young generation.

I've got something to say.

It's from a gentleman over there.

Lyle.

Beatrice, you're looking lovely. Uh-huh.

Ursula, what a small world.

You remember my son-in-law, George?

I do, George.

Clearly the best man won, but no hard feelings. Shake.

What are you doing here?

Hey, last time we saw you... You tried to have George killed, Ape captured, and

dragged me off to marry you. That actually wasn't me, kitten. That was the

altitude sickness.

And it just so happens I have my doctor here, Dr.

Kerner. You see, it is my opinion that Lyle was not responsible for his

actions. Due to the lack of oxygen, the bakugou mouth... You knew I was gonna be

here?

You're fired.

I didn't know that you were gonna be here.

I happen to run into the Lords of Oompa practicing your favorite song.

I want to know what love is.

Wait

a

minute!

That ain't Ursula's favorite song.

This Ursula's favorite song?

One banana, two banana.

We're dead meat.

I thought I was making progress.

That ape has a better chance of running off with her than you do.

He does?

What have you heard?

I think it's time we brought in some reinforcements.

Here's your towels, angels.

Thanks, Charm.

Hey, don't hog the choco blast.

I'll give you the choco blast. If Courtney... Gives up the funky monkey.

I'd have thought you'd seen enough funky monkeys.

I've missed you guys.

And we've missed you.

Speaking of things you've missed, you know who's looking amazing?

Lyle. You're right.

He's such a catch.

He's charming, rich, sensitive.

And is equally at home with small animals and children.

Are you reading that?

my mother flew all of you here just to tell me about lyle your mother didn't

send us here we're worried about you yeah i mean fling any of us could

understand and would gladly have traded places with you for yeah we're just

concerned you're gonna change come on i haven't changed a bit

Only if I just did that.

I guess I have changed.

You belong back here.

Soon your whole identity is going to get swallowed up by George and the Ursula we

know and love is going to disappear.

And you deserve a husband who'd rather spend time with you than a gorilla.

But I love George.

Doesn't mean he's right for you.

You and Lyle have so much more in common.

Tiffany's right.

You should be with someone who's refined, polished.

Someone who cares about your feelings.

George doesn't know how to make you happy.

Look, you arrive and what's this great present he gets you?

A back scratcher.

And where did he take you your first day back in civilization?

Backstage at Circus Circus.

Can you believe his lack of feeling?

You've been in the jungle, isolated from all your friends, hungry for some sort

of human companionship, and he brings you to an animal show.

How selfish.

This man doesn't love you, darling.

He hardly knows you.

You'll be so wonderful when you're finally home.

The opera opens next month.

Oh, and we can go to the canyon ranch to have some kind of... Total makeover. Oh,

yeah. And then there's that wonderful charity cruise for some kind of poor

people.

Wait a second.

What?

I am the luckiest woman in the whole world.

So he isn't the greatest retail shopper.

I have a man I love and a child I adore, and he gives me...

What all of you pray for.

I want my George.

What do we do now?

I don't know.

Oh, look to your left.

I think I have an idea.

Yes, in a brilliantly desperate attempt to bring Ursula and Lyle together, our

masterminding majordomo mother-in-law has hired Armando to hypnotize Ursula

into forgetting George.

When you awaken, the name George of the Jungle will forever be stricken from

your memory.

They're just a fat lady in a wheelchair hugging a handicapped spot.

His face will be blank.

You will not recognize him.

He will mean absolutely nothing to you.

Oh, yes.

Ursula, your husband is Lionel van der Groot.

One, two, three.

It took two movies and a crooked hypnotist, but the lecherous Lyle

Vandegrote had finally gotten his wish.

Ursula was, in a manner of speaking, his wife.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Turn the phone around, you idiot.

This George.

George looking for Ursula.

Oh, she's here with Junius. She doesn't love you anymore. She's left you for

Lyle.

Ursula leave George?

Yes. She's with Lyle now.

But George wants to tell her that George stopped being king if Ursula take him

back.

Sorry, it's too late.

You should have thought of that when you were in the jungle and had no time for

her. The people she misses are here.

She lives here now.

Face it, George.

Go back to the animals where you belong.

Fire is love.

Come on, dear. Don't want to miss our flight.

Everything's so foggy.

Lyle's my husband.

Yes, darling. You've just been under a lot of stress lately.

Hold your father's hand.

You're not my father.

Not my daddy.

Having heedlessly hewn our hero's heavy heart into little pieces, I mean little

pieces, the vengeful Vandegrood tried to impress his pilfered princess Ursula.

with a dazzling display of animal magnetism. Hey, come here.

See, honey?

Horses are my friends.

Kind of.

Maybe friends too strong. They're my acquaintances. Are you sure I asked my

husband?

Good.

Hey, honey, horses love me.

Come here.

Get ready to go for a ride!

How'd you ever let me marry that guy?

While the two of them tried to figure out why Ursula was married to an idiot,

Lyle's bulldozers were arriving to clear the animals out of the Bakuva.

by the mean lion to keep him from contacting his former king, the tactile

Tookie Tookie had been carefully plotting his escape.

Can't take living without Ursula.

So? George going to get her back.

Tookie! R-R-E-E, Tookie, Tookie!

Inline crowned himself king? Animals kicked off land?

Need George to save animals? Have two days to get there?

We have to go back right away.

George, I should have told you earlier, but I have some gambling debts that I

have to work off for a little while.

How little?

17 years.

George think maybe that might be too late.

When we get home, Abe can take out loan from Bakuva Credit Union. George, these

aren't nice people.

George won't go without Brother Abe.

Future of Jungle and George depends on it.

All

right,

George.

But first, must get wife and son, who don't want me, an amulet to lead troops.

Then the question is, how to get the two of us up to San Francisco?

Better make that three of us.

Going somewhere?

Who are you, Xena, Princess of Vegas?

We'll see how funny you are when you're stuck in our special cage at the

Vandegrude Zoo.

In case you've forgotten, you still owe us 17 years of employment.

Get moving.

Run!

Thank you.

You're surrounded.

You have no choice but to surrender.

I'm sorry, Elchum. We did everything we could.

Now don't you think that's beneath us?

Good kick, Quacky!

Here goes!

What are they doing?

We gotta land!

Oh,

this is

lovely.

This best swing George ever had!

Because George and his jungle buddy are swinging together?

No, because not possible for George to- Yes, fans.

We've also included the Empire State Building.

At least the Las Vegas version.

You didn't think we were going to pass up this parody.

Something about that ape that feels really familiar.

It's King Kong.

I thought King Kong was in black and white.

Would you believe Hollywood?

They colorized it.

Reed!

Reed! Grab me. Come on. Got you. Well done. Units are arriving on the scene to

get you down.

So, got any other ideas?

Follow George.

Brilliant. Meanwhile, that dastardly duo of damsels, Sally and Kowalski, were

searching every nook and cranny.

That's cranny, not granny.

As halfway around the world, an advancing army prepared to invade the

Magothal.

And in San Francisco, Ursula pondered her present predicament.

Church bells ringing.

And fireworks.

Fireworks? Loud, spectacular.

Take your breath away. Fourth of July, fireworks.

But Lyle, there's just... Lyle.

Yeah.

So much for fantasy.

That something's missing.

That somewhere, out there, something's waiting for me.

Sorry to surprise Ursula.

But George can't live without Ursula.

George madly in love.

Look, I don't know who you are, but I'm married.

Unfortunately. Right.

George Ursula's husband.

Ursula more confused than George.

But no time to talk. Bakuvu in trouble. Must get back.

George put Ursula first. Then Jungle.

Listen.

I've never heard of Bakuvu and Lyle as my husband.

I have to admit, you are quite attractive.

And have these sinewy arms of a god.

But I'm one of those old-fashioned types, and I take my marriage vows very

seriously.

Then can I have them?

Sorry.

George loved Ursula more than anything in the world.

Ursula meant everything to George.

Do you have any brothers at home?

I have Brother Ape.

Ooh, an ape.

Can you give him my phone number?

Having deposited his dipsy darling with Ape, George nervously swung in to see if

his son still remembered him.

Junior?

Daddy!

I miss you so much.

George realized something.

If Junior wants to surf and not swing, it's okay with George.

Because George loves Junior so much.

Nothing else matters.

Come here.

I love you too, Dad.

But I think you better talk to Mom right away, because she's been acting really

strange.

Come on.

I'll take the stairs.

So, with his devoted son and dormant wife, George headed back to his

homeland. After getting a tip from Brendan Fraser, who was cramped during

the first picture, this time he made sure to get a bigger crate.

But Ursula not recognized George even before George Leveler.

What ape think?

Either we should check the crate for pods, or she's in some sort of hypnotic

trance. She doesn't know who you are.

Upon arrival, George whistled for Chef to take them home.

Hey, boy! Over here! Over here, boy! Come on! Come on! Come on, boy! Come on,

boy! Come on!

Uh,

see if you can spot our discreet product placement.

I tell you, George, it's good to be home.

Maybe Tookie wrong, and mean line not king.

Jungle now look different. Not different?

Look at the signs, George, the signs!

But George missed the signs. Signs even an illiterate warthog would have

noticed. Because there was a problem, a big problem.

Lyle's maniacal machinery was moving ever closer to Ape Mountain.

Meanwhile, the cowardly constituents scampered in fear as our fearless hero

ran after them, beseeching them to stand and fight.

Don't run!

If we work together, we can win.

George's still king.

I'm the king!

Get down here!

You know you're not the king. You've had a narcissistic personality disorder

since you were a cub.

And there's no reason that the rest of us should have to suffer for it.

If you really care about Bakuvu, then think better, Idea. We have our big bone

-crushing fight for kingdom afterwards.

When we still have kingdom.

What mean lion things? Eat fur, jungle boy!

And they would have had their big, bone-crossing fight for the kingdom had

it not been for the secret trick Ape taught him when they were kids.

The ear, George!

Whoa, cool!

There, see?

George wish life was always this easy.

Well done, George.

Well done. All right.

Who's with George?

Why should we follow you? You care more about your family than us.

Sure, George care about family.

Even half a family sleeping through best part of movie.

But you've always been George's brothers and sisters.

Don't you remember?

We took first steps together.

And you taught me how to swim.

And you were with me first time we read Play 8 magazine.

So George beg you, not as king, but as brother, to join him and save homeland.

Okay.

George, try something completely different.

We few.

We happy few.

We band of brothers.

For he today that sheds his fur with George shall be George's brother.

And other animals in the jungle shall think themselves accursed they were not

here.

And when we get old, ye will remember with great pride what feats ye did

today.

Land all we have.

George King.

And King asked animals to join him and save homeland.

Then George fight alone.

Feeling more alone than Siegfried without Roy, our dauntless, daring,

defiant jungle gunslinger went out to save the Vukovu.

But soon his friends joined him, like the Magnificent Seven, if they hadn't

been magnificent.

And they'd consisted of a dim-witted king, an elephant who thought he was a

dog, an ape, a bird, a little monkey, and a kangaroo.

They marched, flew, and hopped out to meet the enemy.

And just between you and me, it didn't look good.

Guess just us.

But luckily for George, after a delayed reaction to his...

Insociant iambic pentameter, the jungles of a vacillating varmints joined the

fight with their potent potentate.

For those of you without a thesaurus, that's after a delayed reaction to his

speech, the other animals joined the brouhaha with their king.

Imagining the cold steel of the deleterious dozer separating his upper

half from his lower, he ordered his troops back in a slow and orderly

retreat. Let's go!

George realized that the only way to win was to fight fire with coconuts.

So he called in the heavy artillery.

What elephant sucks, eh?

With Shep down for the count, George felt the need to rally his troops.

Don't worry!

George's got no meaning of work to beat!

George's got no meaning of most work.

But especially to beat!

And George will stand here just as long as George's name is... Herb.

But Herb, I mean George, quickly realized that a deadly dozer was heading

to destroy the treehouse.

and his still-dozing wife.

George and I hit women.

So appreciate it if women not hit George.

George realized that in order to save Treehouse, Bakuvu, and the entire jungle

lifestyle, George now have to hit woman.

But, in name of sportsmanship, George give woman fighting chance.

Note to George, rethink sportsmanship.

Having finally defeated the poctacious pair, Indiana George found himself with

an even bigger bugaboo.

How to turn off the bulldozer.

What's this do?

Stop.

Treehouse. Oh, not good.

Yes, it was Ursula's meddling, mendacious mock mate who, along with

Beatrice, had tracked her back to the Bakuvu.

Mom?

Lyle?

Ursula.

We've come to take my daughter and grandson home.

You're not my father.

I was expecting that.

That's why I wore...

You may think you've won the war, but there'll be more bulldozers.

You give me back Ursuline, Junior, and I'll give you back the deed.

George loves Ursuline, Junior.

George, I'm sorry.

It's no use.

Lyle's my husband.

Junior and I should be with him.

Sorry.

That's right.

Take it easy, jungle head.

I want to stay with you.

Guy! Go, Guy!

Tell him to back off.

Or, uh, Mighty Joe Old gets it here.

George, appreciate what gorillas do for George.

But George, not want anyone to die for him.

Eh,

sound advice, doofus.

It's good to see you've been using your head for more than just cracking

coconuts. Tell him to back off.

you to have this somehow i think it belongs to you in this

world oh really must i be forced to endure this drivel take ursula and

junia and let's get on with it sure no problem i'll get right on that okay hey

uh thanks for watching my family for me what george do

george love animals and jungle but More than anything, George loved Ursula and

Junior.

So what are you waiting for? Get after them!

Go on! Go on!

Hey.

Classic moment of Western movie, where hero holds bad guy up in air, then

humiliates with tree wedgie. What?

Sarge!

Unwedging me.

George Ursula no George As

it

turned out a kiss from George was stronger than any hypnotic spell hard to

resist kiss from George

Would you take your hands off of my wife, please?

Whom you have unhypnotized.

I haven't been this disappointed since the sixth grade when my sister stole my

Sean Cassidy lunchbox.

George confused.

Sean Cassidy was a popular TV character in the late 70s, along with Parker

Stevenson. I followed both their careers, actually. George not confused

about Sean Cassidy. George confused about unhypnotizing.

Would you like me to explain?

Sure. That's what I'm here for.

We've all been wondering about that.

Uh, let's not start in okay.

I think I speak for everyone, including the audience, when I say this constant

stream of annoying alliteration is annoying!

What are you gonna do about that? Huh?

Anyone else have any critiques or comments?

Good.

But before we can end our movie with the traditional jungle wedding scene, George

still had one more official duty.

Helping Ursula bring her friends out of their hypnotic trance.

And you're a big hairy ape.

Oh, yes.

So, domestic bliss has once again returned to the Bakuto.

And with Beatrice's full blessing, George and Ursula decided to renew their

vows.

George want everyone to know, from now on, George not available at all hours.

From nine to five, George belong to animals.

From five to nine, George belong to Junior.

But at all times, George belong to Ursula.

And Ursula will wear Necron.

Because without his queen, George could not be king or anything else.

So, all's well that ends well for the defender of the innocent, protector of

the weak, and all-around good guy, George of the Jungle.

And now that George has learned to balance his time, he has vowed never to

be late for lunch again.

that's my boy jungle surfing not so hard george watch out for that

george

george george of the jungle george george george of the jungle

George, George, George, George, George, George, George out the jungle, strong as

he can be.

27R, take one.

Okay.

27R, take 41.

Thanks, sweetie.

Okay, here's one.

27R, take 222.

Watch out for that tree.

George, George, George of the jungle lives a life that's free.

Watch out for that tree.

When he gets in a scrape, he makes his escape with help from his friend, Nate,

Nate, Nate.

And his elephant, Shep, can fetch a log. His band-fest friend is George's dog.

Wolf, I got geeky, noogie-toogie. What the... Whee!

He, George, George, George of the Jungle, strong as he can be.

Watch

out

for that tree.

George, George, George of the Jungle, friend to you and...

George, George, George of the Jungle George, George, George of the Jungle

George, George, George of the Jungle George, George, George of the Jungle

George of the Jungle

George, George, George of the Jungle, strong as he can be.

Watch out for that tree.

George, George, George of the Jungle, lives a life that's free.

Watch out for that tree.

When he gets in a scrape, he makes his escape with help from his friend, Nate,

Nate, Nate.

And his elephant Shep can fetch a log.

He's Manfest's friend, it's George's dog.

He's George, George, George of the jungle, strong as he can be.

Watch out for that tree.

George, George, George of the jungle, friend to you and me.

Watch out for that tree.

Hear him holler, swing and sing, all the animals come to the jungle king.

So grab a vine and swing in time, if you smack a tree, just pay no mind.

Like George, George, George of the jungle. George, George, George of the

jungle. George, George, George of the jungle. George, George, George of the

jungle.

George of the jungle.

George of the jungle.

George,

George, George, out of the jungle, swing from tree to tree.

Watch out for that tree.

George, George, George, out of the jungle, swing from tree to tree. And as

always, everyone winds up happy, except for me.

But who cares about a narrator?

Well, fine.

Just leave me alone.

Go out with your boyfriend or your girlfriend or your best friend or your

husband or your wife.

Just go, I said. Go on.

Nobody cares about these credits anyway.

Uh, contractually, we have to show the credits.

Who are you?

I'm the narrator for Mulan.

It's really nice to meet you.