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Well, will you look who's back in town.

Huh!

That there is Gabby and she hadn't

been back in town in years.

You know, back in the day, she and her friend, Brenda,

they were thick as thieves.

You know, they did everything together,

from playing with dolls to working summer jobs.

They even kissed some of the same boys.

But then life happened and Brenda got

married right out of school.

And Gabby moved away.

That's the thing about little towns.

Some people stay and some people go.

Some people find their way back to a little town

just like Aledo, Illinois.

Little ole Aledo

Honey, why don't we go

For a piece of that pie

We could listen to the wind blow

Sit and watch the corn grow

In little ole Aledo

Wherever I wander

No matter how far

Wherever my boot heels roam

When I get weary

I close my eyes

And I can always go home

You know, I told you you could ride up front with me.

True but my brand.

Right.

I feel like Adele in that music video.

Hello?

No, "Easy On Me," but--

it's kind of, the same thing.

I'm-- I'm on a job right now.

Ah, the old white house.

So many memories.

Not mine, of course.

I never lived here.

But most of my family did so I suppose they have some.

Nobody ever tried to sell this place?

They've been trying to sell it for years,

but nobody was willing to buy it.

So it just sat here rotting.

But now that I have dragged down

Chicago's top real estate agent,

I think that I have a pretty good chance.

It's actually Chicagoland's top real estate agent.

Of course, of course. See?

There you go.

You've got this.

I'm going to do my best.

I know you will.

Oh, but I do need it done by the end of the week.

- Oh, my God! - Come on.

I'm only in town for the high school reunion

and I want all of this wrapped up in a tight little bow.

And, you know, not to be gauche,

but I am paying you a hefty sum.

Actually, that hasn't come through yet.

Oh!

I will call my bank.

You know, international travel, it is difficult.

You understand.

I do.

I know you do.

I do.

Let's get this puppy sold.

So did you hear from Gabby yet?

Is she coming back?

No, I haven't heard from her.

I doubt she's going to. That's crazy.

Bet she's so busy gallivanting around.

I know. I would never have thought.

Like, if you had told me 33 years ago that I wouldn't even

be hearing from her, I would just

say you were out of your mind.

She had to go off and see the world,

which is what I wanted to do.

But then it ended up that the world was here so.

And you know what?

It's not a bad place.

Yeah.

What's Paris got that Aledo don't?

Exactly.

How many years has she been married now, or is she--

Oh, I don't think any marriage

has lasted more than a couple years.

Oh, my.

So let's change her name from Gabby to Liz Taylor.

Hey, Gabby.

What are you doing in town?

Oh, I, uh, go by Gabrielle now.

Oh!

I would like a room, uh, for the week.

One of your best rooms.

Something that you would give the Pope.

All right.

All right.

Here you are.

It says it's declined.

Oh, uh, I am so sorry.

That is one of my Europe cards. [laugh] Let's see.

Oh, try this one.

All right.

Duh!

Another Europe card. They just don't transfer

from America, you know.

Yeah, I wouldn't know.

Uh, oh, here-- here you go.

Try this.

Uh, this is a Panera Bread gift card.

OK.

Come-- Josh, come on.

You know me.

I can pay you tomorrow.

I just-- I have to get to the bank.

And couldn't I just get a room for the night?

You know I can't give rooms out for free.

Well, then where am I supposed to stay?

Can't you stay with Brenda?

Yeah, jerkface?

Thanks for freezing all my credit cards.

You know that Panera gift card that your mother

gave us that we couldn't use in Europe

because there's no Panera?

Well, I am using all of it!

Hey, hot stuff.

Hey, hot stuff!

In town for the reunion?

Uh, amongst other things.

Blue Spruce is all booked up so I'm just trying

to find a place to stay.

Well, I'm sure you'll figure it out.

Just use some of that famous Gabby sweet talk.

Right.

See you.

Get in.

Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

This is beautiful.

What is this?

Oak?

Uh, it's wood of some kind.

Well, I love it.

It works.

Everything works.

And I should know.

I'm a decorator.

Oh, what do you decorate?

What don't I decorate?

Well, Bob was going to remodel it all, but, you know.

Oh, yes, Bob.

I am-- I'm so sorry.

The funeral and--

It's OK.

I know you're a busy lady.

But it's awful.

I mean, all of this traveling, it's just-- and

my husband and my ex-husband.

And now all of my friends are asking

me to visit them in Sardinia.

I mean, who goes to Sardinia?

I mean, it's gorgeous, sure.

But what cost?

There's a plane, and then you drive, and then there's a boat.

And they're begging me to come, but

I am not getting any younger.

I mean, I know, I know, I do.

I look great, but it's-- it's because I

don't spend all these hours in the Mediterranean sun.

Lucy's room is upstairs.

Lucy.

Your goddaughter.

Oh, Lucy.

What is she 12?

27.

Oh!

Oh, I love it.

This quilt set is gorgeous.

Where did you get it?

I think Walmart.

Oh, you can hardly tell.

Night.

Oh, uh--

Hey, hey, how is the selling going?

I just got into town.

I know, I know, I know.

But I think that it needs to happen a little faster.

I am staying with my childhood bestie, and I don't know.

Her kid left and her husband died and, you know,

things are just--

Things are weird.

You didn't let me finish.

I just got into town today, and I already found someone who's

interested in your house.

Shut up.

Some real estate mogul's buying

up old property in Aledo.

Wait.

Why?

He's interested in your house.

OK. That's right.

It doesn't even matter. Just sell.

WEATHER REPORTER [ON Sunny skies today.

Hey, wait-- wait.

Where are you staying?

Oh, I'm a regular at the Rhubarb Fest.

I booked a spot at the Blue Spruce, like, over a year ago.

How many beds?

One.

Two.

Hey, I'm going to go.

You just got here.

Yeah, but it's clear that you don't really want me here.

That's not true. You know what?

It doesn't even matter because, um, I'm going to be staying

with some other friends.

You have other friends in town?

I do.

You know, Stinky Pete, Franklin,

that plumber, the twins.

Yeah, I'm sure their wives are going to love that.

Well, husband number four isn't

going to introduce himself.

Wait.

Sure but it has those bows.

I dated him.

He was really cute.

Nerd alert, nerd alert. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure.

Look at where that hand is.

He's going for the butt.

Listen.

This is the sweetest wine I've ever tasted.

Yeah, it's rhubarb.

Oh, there we are.

Aw, look.

You're adorable.

You're adorable.

I think we look better now.

Dragon power

Dragon power

Dragon power

Forget the part that they yelled back.

Dragon power

Dragon power

Dragon power

Something about more power.

More power to you.

Brenda.

Everything Fun You Could Possibly Do in Aledo, Illinois.

Remember?

Remember the list?

Oh, we're going to do all of this fun stuff

the summer after we graduated.

Yeah, is getting pregnant on there?

Because that's all I did.

Well, I left town

without talking to anybody, and that's not on the list either.

OK, well, listen, get on WRMJ.

Easy.

Shoplift a fabulous outfit.

Make cones at the Tastee-Freez.

Brenda, we could do this list.

Let me see that.

OK.

Have a kegger at the old white house.

Uh-huh.

Make out with someone under the bleachers.

Make out with someone in a cornfield.

Make out-- this is just a lot of making out.

Let me see.

Wow!

No wonder you got pregnant.

- We are not doing that. - Oh, come on.

Why not?

Because who would we even make out with?

Is that-- is that Mike Webster?

Yeah, that's Mike Webster.

You had the biggest crush on him.

You-- you said his last name sounded sexy.

That was just because he reminded me of the dictionary.

Oh, my God, Brenda.

That is who you make out with.

No.

Why not?

Because I don't feel that way about him anymore.

I married Bob.

It was great.

That part of my life is done.

Besides, all Mike does is ride around town looking hot.

Did you just say he looks hot?

That is not going to happen.

What would people say?

Sheriff Bob's widow is making out with Motorcycle Mike.

What are you talking about, Sheriff Bob's widow?

You are Brenda.

You used to be fun.

I mean, you used to be a cheerleader.

I used to be a lot of things.

OK.

That's it.

Give me your keys.

What are we doing?

We're cruising the loop.

For those of you who don't know what cruising the loop is,

here's a little song that explains it.

Three in the front seat,

touching knees

Drive past the jail and the Tastee-Freez

Roll the window down

Hey, Robbie.

Hey, what's the scoop

On a Friday night crusin' the loop

I think it would be fun.

Remember last night?

It was so much fun.

And I'm only in town for a week so let's bring

those ladies back.

Come on.

I'll think about it.

Is that a no?

I'll think about it.

That's a no.

We're cruising again.

What?

Cindy's sitting awful close to Bill

That second date must be going well

And his

Pontiac Yeah

He's got it all suited up

Turn around.

Crusin' the loop

And I think it would be good for you.

You don't have fun anymore.

I didn't want to say it before, but you're looking, kind

of, old.

Stop.

I got to go to work.

Aren't you a volunteer?

Yeah, but I take it seriously.

I'm an adult. I have responsibilities.

Oh, yes, adult responsibilities.

OK.

Have a good day at work. - Thank you.

Sorry.

Out to the gas station, turn around

Back to the park, just keep looping

That's what we do for fun in this town

We're not going again.

We're doing it.

Cru-cru-cru crusin'

I will do this all day until you say yes.

Eyes on the road, please.

There's a sidewalk sale tonight

You can see the whole town from the traffic light

Baby's in his driveway shooting hoops

But it won't be long till he's crusin' the loop

Oh, no, no.

Come on.

I wanted to lock you in again.

Gabby.

Last night was fun, but it was last night.

This is life.

Yeah, but it doesn't seem like you're living yours.

Give me the keys.

Well, how am I supposed to get around?

The whole city is five blocks.

Fine.

I got to go to work.

All right.

Have fun playing cards, swapping dead husband stories.

That is not what I do.

I went down to Table Grove, Illinois,

where my husband is buried and where I'm going to be buried.

He's got a big horse, and I got a penguin.

So that tells you what-- what we like.

Every time I put something on it, when I go back, it's gone.

So this last batch I put on, hopefully,

it'll stay on as just flowers.

So maybe, you know.

Well, I don't do, uh, real flowers anymore.

How come?

Well, they die.

But, you know, they're--

I think you need to--

I know.

I just need you to get this divorce finalized.

Because you're my lawyer and it's your job.

Because I don't want to be married to him anymore.

Because he sucks, OK?

I know I haven't paid you yet, but I

had to leave town in a very--

because he told me that I couldn't survive on my own.

So I said, OK, you want to see me?

Watch.

And I packed a bag in two minutes and I left.

Well, he-- he froze my credit cards.

Well, that's not my problem, is it?

Whoa!

Mm-hm.

Uh-huh.

No!

No, he's not right.

Hey, you know what?

I have some money coming to me.

I do.

I am selling a house here in Aledo.

And it's in your name?

Yes, it's in my name.

Why is that so hard to believe?

OK.

Well, for your information, I do have a new buyer.

Really? - Mm-hm.

Very, very. Really?

OK.

Yeah, that is a little hard to believe, but I do.

OK, listen, if you can get everything done, you'll find--

And get some money, you'll--

Amazing.

Great.

I will talk to you.

OK.

Hello?

Hey, hot stuff.

Hey, you want to go shopping?

Ruby slippers!

There's no place like home.

She cute, right?

- Totally you. - Really?

Yes.

This place is great. I know.

I love it.

You know, my European style just didn't really fit in here.

[GERMAN ACCENT] No lederhosen in Aledo, please.

Excuse me.

Do y'all take credit cards?

Yup.

Yes.

OK.

I know that you don't want to do the list,

but there was ever a time to shoplift some fabulous outfits,

now is it.

- I don't know. - Oh, come on.

Come on.

OK.

OK?

- Yeah. - Yes!

OK.

But it has to be stealth.

I got pigs

I got horses

I got cows

I got sheep

I got all livestock

I got all livestock

I got all livestock

And the man says, well, you're all right then.

You get on through.

You don't have to pay me nothing.

And the train goes through.

And when it goes through the toll gate,

the train gets up a little bit of steam.

And a little bit of speed.

And when the driver thinks he's safely on the other side,

he shouts back down the line with the man and he says--

I fooled you

I fooled you

I got pig iron

I got pig iron

We did it!

What? - I-- I left something.

Hang on, hang on.

Wait, wait.

Do you need help with the--

OK, got your 6.

Sorry.

What was that about?

I have no idea.

Hm.

What do you think?

Can I pull these off?

Look at me.

Your face is a little small and they're a little big.

But for $3, it's not too bad.

Not $2, maybe?

$3.

Do you think I'm ready for Europe?

Oh, darling, it is Europe that is not ready for you.

Oh, no, no way.

I could never go there.

I'm not like you.

Oh, you don't want to be like me.

Ugh! - What?

Are you kidding?

This whole town gossips all the time about Gabrielle and

her fabulous European life.

Oh, I am not fabulous.

I've been divorced three times.

I don't have a house.

I'm rootless, which is cute when you're a kid.

But I'm old so it's embarrassing.

Ugh.

You have nothing to be embarrassed about.

I wish I had half the guts that you

do to have all those adventures and fall in love everywhere

you go and never settle down.

Instead, I just got pregnant and got married and grew up.

And now Bob's gone and Lucy moved away.

What do I have left?

Well, you have an entire community that cares about you.

Yeah, to play cards with and swap dead husband stories.

No, I'm serious.

This entire town watched you grow up.

That's significant.

You know, sometimes I--

I think I might have been happier if I

stayed here after high school.

You know, maybe didn't cut ties with everyone.

You didn't miss anything.

I don't know if you know this, but not

that much happens in Aledo.

I do recall a list of things to do in Aledo.

OK.

I know where this is going.

Yeah, on that list, breaking in community pool,

midnight swim.

- I remember that was on there. - Come on.

There's nobody around. We can do this.

It's going to be awesome. - Oh, no.

We're going to do it.

I'm doing it.

You can't stop me!

I'm not swimming.

Come on! Brenda, come on.

Shh!

OK, Shh, shh, shh!

OK, here. OK.

All right, let's see.

I could get on this and I could climb the fence.

But why is there barbed wire on a fence?

Those are breaking out thing.

Oh, I could Jason Bourne, but I like this dress.

Bren, what?

How are you on that side?

I have the key.

You have the key?

Everyone has the key.

Everybody's got a key.

Well, all right.

Then let's go swimming.

I'm going to be the lifeguard.

OK. you be the lifeguard.

I am going swimming.

Can't bring all this stuff in the pool.

That's unsanitary.

I made it.

I'm at the top.

Oh, you're fancy.

You're a lifeguard.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you got to get in.

I'm good up here.

It's like-- it's like a pool and all.

It's like a pool.

Come on in. Yeah, I agree.

- Come on. - I have to save you.

No.

Here she comes in the pool

I'm going to save you.

Woo!

Oh, it's cold.

Oh, come on, come on.

- It's cold. - You got to commit.

- OK. - OK?

- I'm committing. - OK.

We're committing.

Ooh, sexy!

Nice.

Oh, let's live here now.

OK.

We live in the pool. - OK.

No swimming pool.

Oh, God. - Oh, my God.

Oh, my God!

Come on, come on, come on!

Oh, my God.

It's the cops.

Where did you get that harmonica?

I stole it.

Shoplifted it.

It was on the-- it was added to the list, you know.

This is ridiculous.

We barely did anything wrong.

For your information, in the state of Illinois,

public nudity is a class A misdemeanor, missy.

You loved it.

I am a happily married man.

OK?

That doesn't mean you didn't love it.

OK.

You know what?

Maybe if you were elected Sheriff of Aledo,

you could change the law.

OK.

Maybe you could, um, turn this whole place

into a nudist colony.

That's fine.

Maybe that could happen.

But right now, I am the sheriff.

A sheriff?

You are in jail.

Brenda.

Your husband was one of the greatest sheriffs

this town has ever known.

Darn tooting.

And if could see you now.

This is not the you that I know.

You're a sweet lady.

You bake pies.

Well, this isn't they

you I remember either.

Because the you I remember, I babysat.

Oh, yeah.

And he used to pee his pants until I called his mommy.

No, no, no, no.

Even though he was 13 pushing 14.

OK, I'm calling my supervisor.

Oh, who's that?

Governor Pritzker.

He's going to tell the governor.

Oh, bring down the press!

Let's get out of here.

All right.

How do we get out of here?

I have a phone call.

I'm going to call my real estate agent.

Wait, wait.

You have a key? - Got it.

Everyone's got a key.

Hurry!

I haven't felt this great in years.

Did you hear him?

What an idiot.

I can't believe it.

Uh-oh.

Have a nice night.

Oh, my.

Being a criminal is pricey.

Don't worry about me.

I've got Bob's life insurance.

I can get a million tickets.

Wait a minute.

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

The ladies of Aledo are back!

Ooh! Where are we going?

This way? - This way.

OK.

Let's go this way.

Jim Taylor back on WRMJ and wrmj.com

Hey, we're going to bring in a familiar voice, two

familiar voices around Aledo.

We have Gabby and Brenda with us.

And we're going to talk a little bit about a bucket list.

And I know it dates back to high school.

But even though I'm going to compliment you and

say you're young enough to be in high school,

it looks like you're not in high school anymore, right?

No, but we are getting close to our senior years.

Oh, stop.

Amen to that, sister.

So bucket list, I need to learn a little bit more about this.

What are we talking about?

One of the big ones is this being here on WRMJ.

I'm assuming there's, like, a special request

or something like that.

Yeah, we did want to put one song out there.

Yeah, yeah.

We want to hear "Old Dan Tucker"--

By Suzy Bogguss.

An oldie but a goodie.

Dreams do come true in small market radio.

Went to town the other night

Hear the noise and see the fight

Everybody was jumping around saying

Old Dan Tucker is coming to town

Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late to get your supper

Supper's over and dinner's cooking

Old Dan Tucker just stands there looking

Old Dan Tucker came to town

Swinging the ladies all around

First to the right and then to the left

Then to the gal that he loved the best

Dan began early in his life

To play the banjo and win a wife

But every time he'd company to keep

He'd play himself fast asleep

Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late to get your supper

Supper's over and dinner's cooking

Old Dan Tucker just stands there looking

Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late to get your supper

Supper's over and dinner's cooking

Old Dan Tucker just stands there looking

Get out the way

Get out the way

Get out the way, Old Dan Tucker

You're too late to get your supper

Can I just get a cone?

Yeah.

Sorry.

Thanks.

Hold on.

In the afternoon.

Wait.

I think I dated that guy.

Wait, look.

Da dun, da dun, da dun dun

I will get there right on time

Da dun da dun da da dun

I will stay in between the lines

I dated that guy too.

Oh, wait, I got them.

OK.

I can't do it so good.

Boots and cats and boots and cats.

Go to bed, kids.

OK.

Wait.

So is it a kegger at the old white house

if it's just the two of us?

Who cares?

Our list, our rules.

Yeah.

You know what?

It really is a shame your family

never got around to doing anything with this house.

Yeah, well, with all the adultery and the drinking,

who has the time?

It's got good bones.

Yeah, with all those bodies that

are buried in the basement.

Ugh!

Remember when we were going to live here together someday?

Are you kidding?

I picked out all the colors for all the rooms.

It was going to be different than any house in Aledo.

Oh, yes.

And our husbands are going to live in the shed.

We were going to take over this town.

And life would just be beer on a porch.

Just beer on the porch.

Do you really think that life could be that simple?

You know, just good friends and beer on a porch?

You know, I'm starting to think maybe it can just be as

simple as you want it to be.

That's probably silly. - No.

Oh!

Hold on.

Hello!

Great news.

I finally got hold of that real estate mogul.

What? Really?

It took a little bit

of convincing on my part, but he wants to buy your house.

Oh, that's awesome.

That's why you pay me the big bucks.

Yeah.

Or will pay me the big bucks.

Uh-huh.

Um, when is that going to be actually?

What does this real estate mogul

want to do with the property?

Oh, it sounds amazing.

He's going to do a full demo on it.

Just take a wrecking ball and smack it into the side,

lay it flat, and then I think they're

going to do a parking lot.

It sounds like a really exciting project.

What-- would you do if I--

I might have another potential buyer.

I'd move fast.

I mean, he could change his mind at any moment.

Give me a day.

"Make a difference in someone's day."

You know what? I did.

Good.

I did.

Hi.

Hi.

Um, my friend and I forgot our IDs.

She's very important.

She invented napkins.

Huh!

Yeah, I was wondering if maybe you

could buy us a couple drinks?

Getting someone to buy us a beer at Cheers off the list.

Your sweet-talking skills are improving.

I learned from the best.

Oh, cheers.

Cheers.

Mm-hm.

OK.

So what's left?

Make out with someone at the old white house.

Ooh!

That we can skip.

What about motorcycle man?

What about him?

Well, he's a good candidate.

For?

For Congress.

He would look good in a suit.

Oh, come on.

You know, as in potential makeout buddy.

No, no, no.

It's too close to Bob, I can't.

But you're welcome to make out with anyone here.

Oh!

What's on the list?

Uh, let's see.

Perform at Rhubarb Fest.

Oh, that's tomorrow?

Yeah.

And I talked to Rusty last week,

and he said they have a full schedule.

That's the last thing on the list?

It's the last thing on the list.

Well, you know what we need to do.

Crash the stage.

We crash the stage.

Oh, by the way, this is for you.

It's Bob's key to the house.

I know you've been feeling rootless lately,

and I want you to feel like you can just visit any time.

Brenda, just--

The last few days have just been so great.

I didn't even know how much I needed them.

Just someone to have fun with and laugh.

I-- I feel the exact same way.

What would you think if I hung out after the reunion

and maybe we fix up the house like we talked about?

No.

You're Gabrielle.

You run around Europe and marry everybody you see

and never stay in one place and never settle down.

You'd hate it here.

You don't belong here.

Oh, well, yes.

I mean, obviously, I was kidding.

I mean, it was fun to think about when we were kids.

Yeah.

And last night when we were drunk.

But, no, it's not for you.

Totally.

But keep the key.

You're welcome to visit anytime.

Thanks.

Hey, you want, uh, shots?

Oh, for God--

I heard you ladies were planning

on doing something at Rhubarb.

How did you hear that?

We were talking about it just five minutes ago.

Well, you know what they say, small town, big ears.

OK, well, I wouldn't worry about it.

I'm not going to be staying around here long.

I just don't fit in.

Could I please--

I'll believe that when I see it.

OK.

Just so you know, we take Rhubarb Fest

very seriously around here.

OK.

So don't do anything stupid.

OK!

And you still owe me $527.

Bye.

Shady Grove, my little love

Shady Grove, I say

Shady Grove, my little love

I'm bound to go away

Cheeks are like a blooming rose

Eyes of the deepest brown

She's a darlin' of my heart

Stay till the sun goes down

Shady Grove, my little love

Shady Grove, I say

Shady Grove, my little love

I'm bound to go away

Went to see my Shady Grove

She's standin' in the door

Shoes and stockings in her hand

Little bare feet on the floor

Shady Grove, my little love

Shady Grove, I say

Shady Grove, my little love

I'm bound to go away.

You're not gonna get that?

Nope.

It is nobody important.

So that other buyer fell through or what?

I don't think that she was ever very interested.

You want to go get mani-pedis?

I'll think about it.

Hey, Gabby. It's me.

Where are you? I'm at the bandshell.

If we're going to do this thing, we got to do it now.

It's actually a perfect time right now.

You got to get here.

Hold on.

Shoot!

What?

Hello?

This is the Sheriff.

I'm at Ariana's right now, enjoying a beautiful slice

of rhubarb pie.

And once I'm finished with this,

I'm going to head over to the bandshell.

And if there's any funny business

going on over there, well, I got a fresh ticket book.

And it smells like justice.

Who cares?

I have hundreds of tickets from you.

That may be true.

But at a certain point, I'm going

to have to charge you with attempt

to evade a police officer.

OK.

That's 364 days in jail.

Get one day off.

What?

Are you giving me a day off for Rhubarb Fest?

Usually, Christmas, sometimes Flag Day.

We're not, you know, monsters with that sort of thing.

But that's almost a full calendar year.

Guess who's the babysitter now?

And someone's about to be put in time out.

- Ew! - Mm-uh, mm-uh-uh.

Love that rhubarb pie.

Feels good.

Going down.

That was good.

Hello?

Hi, everybody.

Um, some of you might know me, and some of you might not.

I'm Brenda.

I was a cheerleader at Aledo High.

Go, Dragons!

And this is our 30th Rhubarb Fest and that deserves a cheer.

So give me an A.

A!

Yeah!

Give me an L. L!

Give me an E!

E!

Give me a D!

D!

Give me an O!

Oh, shoot.

Brenda.

Oh, hi.

I heard you just crashed the stage.

Yeah, I did.

Nice.

I got to go.

I'm being chased by the law.

Badass.

Yeah.

Brenda Patterson.

Damn.

Guess who can check both performing at Rhubarb Fest

and making out at Rhubarb Fest off the list?

This girl.

That's great, Brend.

I tried calling you, but Sheriff Rudy

was being all weird.

He said I was going to put me in jail again.

And so I just had to do it, and I did it.

And I figured it would still count, even though you

didn't do it with me.

And you'd understand.

Yeah, totally fine.

What's with the suitcase?

Is everything OK?

Yeah.

I-- I sold the old white house.

You were trying to sell it?

So I came back into town.

I thought you came in for the reunion.

No, I mean, the old white house is the only thing

tying me to Aledo.

And it's a dump, so-- [sigh] sold it.

It's going to be demolished and I never have to set foot

in this stupid town again.

Just yesterday, you were talking about fixing it up.

Well, I changed my mind.

I don't know why I'm surprised.

This is so you.

This is so what you do.

What's that?

You bail on things that are supposedly important to you.

You leave your husbands.

You don't show up for the bucket list.

You sell a house that you've dreamed about fixing

up your whole life.

You--

Say it.

You left me.

You left me and I was pregnant.

You wanted to be in Aledo, Illinois.

I wanted to be in Aledo with you.

But what did you expect me to do?

Just stay here and be your nanny?

Your sidekick?

I don't know.

I-- I just wanted you to stay.

Yeah.

Well, you said it best last night.

I don't belong here.

I never have, and I never will.

Feels like I've been barely holding on

Nothing left for me to do

Why should I be lonely all alone

I'm going to paint the town blue

Maybe nothing's ever what it seems

Like it was when we were kids

I was thinking that we shared those dreams

Oh, but I guess you never did

Once upon a long ago.

I could always count on you

Time for me to stand up on my own

Lay these troubles down

Go out and paint the town blue

There you go.

Thanks.

You betcha.

You miss her?

I miss her.

You know, we used to have this game we played.

We would make up songs to match the way people walked.

Like, watch.

Da da da da da da da da da.

Da da da da.

That's pretty fun.

Let me see if I can give it a try.

It's not-- you're not really good at it.

Yeah, it didn't feel good.

You know I always wanted to be the best sheriff

that Aledo had ever seen.

And I finally found just a lick of an ounce of that when

I was running after you two.

Why?

You never caught us.

No What do you mean?

I-- you were in jail.

We were in jail for 18 minutes before we broke out.

That-- I'm trying to have a moment here.

Sorry.

And you.

Look, your friend visited me a while back.

And she told me not to tell anyone,

but she said she was flat broke.

And she couldn't afford any of the tickets

that I was giving to you.

And I told her I don't care.

The law is the law.

So if you all are having some kind of disagreement,

I have a feeling it might be because of that.

I'm an idiot.

She wanted me to buy this house.

Oh, wow.

She practically flat out asked me, and I told her--

I told her she didn't belong here.

Oh, that'd do it.

I got to find her.

She's still in town.

What?

She's staying at the Blue Spruce.

She owes me $527.

You don't think I'm keeping tabs?

I got to go.

Hey.

Do you need a ride?

Yeah.

All right.

Josh, what room is Gabby staying in?

You know I can't tell you that.

Come on. It's me.

I'm sorry.

I just can't do it.

- Oh, is that a new guest book? - Yeah, it is.

We just got it in. - It's nice.

Can I see?

Yeah.

Yeah, it's cool.

Leather and everything.

Room two.

Thank you.

Oh, come on.

Gabby, it's me.

Open up.

Just ignore her.

She's a bad friend to you.

Police!

Open the door!

The police?

Oh, don't worry about it.

It's just the sheriff.

Housekeeping.

No.

Housekeeping.

That's not the cleaning service.

This is your best friend, Brenda,

and I need to talk to you.

Come out now.

Blast it.

Give me an S. S!

Give me an O. O!

Give me an R. R!

RY!

What does that spell?

Give me an N.

N.

- Give me an O. - O!

Give me a P.

P!

Give me an E!

E!

What's that spell?

Nope.

It spells "sorry."

It spells sorry, Gabby.

Come on out.

No, thank you.

Not today.

No, thank you.

I lost my mouth.

Oh, my.

I lose mine daily.

Oh, no.

There it goes.

Gabby, come on.

Let me just talk to you for a minute.

Uh, is Gabby there?

Gabby's not available right now.

I can literally see her right there.

OK, well, just because she's here doesn't mean

she's available.

It's called boundaries.

OK.

Who are you?

I'm her best friend.

No.

We're getting there.

OK.

Will you please just tell her that I'm really sorry,

and I can explain everything?

And I'll be at the reunion tonight.

And she should be there because everyone loves her,

and everyone's going to want to see her.

And I'm just sorry and I can explain it all.

She should just be at the reunion.

This is where she belongs.

It's her home.

Everybody loves her and everybody's

going to want to see her. OK.

I'll pass on the message.

Thank you.

She is so desperate.

Hey, Brenda. Where's Gabby?

I don't know.

Pizza?

Sure.

We can order pizza.

Yes, perfect.

Here you go.

Oh, thank you so much.

Yep.

I should have gotten chocolate.

This is great.

So good.

I'm so excited.

It doesn't last.

What?

Your friendship, it's not going to last.

OK?

How would you even know that?

Oh, I know it.

Because people move away and they change and they never

really belong here in the first place.

It's really not that deep.

So after summer, after you graduate,

are you both staying here?

I mean, I'm going to school in Kansas,

but I'm still going to text her and visit her.

Don't you have a phone? Well, how?

How would you talk to her?

Like, how would you start a conversation?

Would you say, hello, I am--

I am sorry, I missed your husband's funeral.

What?

Say hi.

She's your friend.

Yeah, it's not that hard.

Uh, hi.

Do you know where everybody went?

What?

They all just left?

I have no idea.

Oh!

OK, thanks.

Sweet chariot

Coming for to carry me home

I looked over Jordan and what did I see

Coming for to carry me home

A band of angels coming after me

Coming for to carry me home

Swing low, sweet chariot

Coming for to carry me home

Swing low, sweet chariot

Coming for to carry me home

I'm sometimes up

Wah wah wah!

Nice dress.

Did you go to the reunion?

I tried, but I was late.

Well, you could come to the after party.

I don't know.

OK.

Carry me home

Swing low, sweet chariot

Coming for to carry me home

You have a key?

Everybody's got a key.

To my car?

Why are you bringing us here?

Just come on.

What-- is this where the afterparty is?

Yeah, the new owner insisted.

Wait, the real estate mogul?

That's weird.

No, me.

The real estate mogul is buying my house.

And I'm buying this house with Bob's insurance money.

How did you swing that?

Because I learned sweet talk from the best of them.

Are you sure?

What else am I going to do?

Play cards all day and swap dead husband stories?

God.

I do need a decorator.

Oh, I'm very expensive.

- I'll pay you in beer. - Oh, can you?

I love beer.

Oh, come on.

Speaking of that.

Oh, do you remember sweet Betsy from Pike

Who crossed the wide prairie with her lover Ike

With two yoke of oxen, an old yellow dog,

a tall Shanghai rooster, and one spotted hog

I decided a kegger at the white house

had to be a full-out party.

Now, if I remember my lookbook correctly, the top,

we had a yellow wallpaper that had that lace in it.

And the flower.

Oh yes, the flower with the-- oh!

You still owe me.

$527.

Yes, I know.

I was going to say a dance.

What?

I'm kidding.

$527.

OK.

Right.

Did you need it now?

You can take your time.

Thank you.

Are you here for a reason or just--

Yeah, I just wanted to make sure you guys had a permit--

Great.

for this.

OK.

Have a nice night.

Thanks, Sheriff.

That man's work is never done.

I like him.

Guess who?

Vroom vroom.

Vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom vroom.

Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.

All right. I'm going to be casual.

I'm all cool.

Hi.

Brenda.

Yeah.

Hey.

Nice to see you.

Likewise Mind a dance?

Yeah.

Let's dance.

Sweet Betsy, my darling, we've got to Hangtown

They swam the wild Rivers and climbed the tall peaks

Camped on the prairies for weeks upon weeks

Starvation and cholera

Oh, no thanks.

I have one.

Oh, not for you.

Nicely done.

Thank you.

Oh, hey.

The check cleared.

I told you it would.

Hey, congratulations, two buildings.

You really are the best real estate

agent in all of Chicagoland.

Actually, I'm thinking it's the best real estate

agent in all of Aledo.

Really?

Yeah, we found a little spot down the street.

It does grow on you, doesn't it?

It really does.

The ladies of Aledo.

No, no, that's not for you.

Long Ike and Sweet Betsy

got married, of course

But Ike getting jealous, obtained a divorce

Well, Betsy, well satisfied, said with a shout

Goodbye, you old lummox I'm glad you're backed out

Singing dang fol dee dido

Singing dang fol dee day

Ready hot stuff?

Let's cruise.

I knew it'll work out.

Three in the front seat, touching knees

Drive past the jail and the Tastee-Freez

Roll the window down

Hey, what's the scoop

On a Friday night

Crusin' the loop

Cindy's sitting awful close to Bill

That second date must be going well

And his

Pontiac Yeah

He's got it all suited up

'bout to take it slow

Crusin' the loop

Up to the gas station, turn around

Back to the park and just keep looping

That's what we do for fun in this town

Cru-cru-cru crusin'

There's a sidewalk sale tonight

You can see the whole town from the traffic light

Baby's in his driveway

Shooting hoops

But it won't be long till he's crusin' the loop

Up to the gas station, turn around

Back to the park and just keep looping

That's what we do for fun in this town

Cru-cru-cru crusin'

Out to the gas station, turn around

Back to the park, just keep looping

That's what we do for fun in this town

Cru-cru-cru crusin'

Little ole Aledo

Honey, why don't we go

For a piece of that pie

We could listen to the wind blow

Sit and watch a corn grow

In little ole Aledo.

Wherever I wander

No matter how far

Wherever my boot heels roam

When I get weary

I close my eyes

And I can always go home

To little ole Aledo

Honey, why don't we go

For a piece of that pie

We could listen to the wind blow

Sit and watch the corn grow

In little ole Aledo

Little ole Aledo

Wherever I wonder

Honey, why don't we go

No matter how long

For a piece

Wherever my boot heels roam

Of that pie

We could listen to the wind blow

When I get weary

Sit and watch the corn grow

I close my eyes.

In little ole Aledo

I can always go home