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Welcome to Class Clowns Academy.

Let's go! What? What?

It's the final day of term

and the competition is really heating up.

Aaah!

There have been highs...

Oh!

..and lows.

The year is 1987.

Oh. Aaarrgh!

Yes! What?!

Oh! Stop it!

Yes!

The Cane Toads and Bin Chickens are in equal first place

with the Redbacks just behind.

MATT: We've done everything we can

to win this cup.

It all comes down to today.

I have to win the Class Clowns Cup, if it's the last thing I do.

Which team will be crowned the winners...

This is so frustrating!

..and take home the coveted Class Clowns Cup?

I'm Principal Julia Morris.

Welcome to Class Clowns.

(MELODRAMATIC MUSIC)

(SCHOOL BELL RINGS)

Well, it is the last day of term, my students,

but that does not mean that you can be late.

See you in class for today's history lesson.

Winning the Class Clowns Cup

would be...amazing.

Incredible.

It will be a struggle to get it home.

And into the dishwasher. It's massive.

MATT: When it comes to history,

I feel like we should just keep it in the past.

Did you just roll your eyes?

No, I went...

Oh, good.

Well, good morning, students.

Good morning, Miss. Happy last day. Good morning.

Very exciting.

I've got modern history. Hughesy's got ancient history.

I've lived it. 'Cause he was alive.

What was Ned Kelly really like? I'll tell you. I was there.

It's your final day of school

and I am so proud of each and every one of you.

We are gonna start, as always, with our show-and-tell.

Things are a little bit different today.

Your homework was to make me a farewell card.

Bin Chickens, what have you guys brought in for me?

We've given you a Bin Chicken-themed card.

Should we bring it up to you? Yes.

Thank you. Here.

I mean, no need for bowing. Not since...

That's the regard I hold you in, Miss Morris.

"Dear Miss Morris,

"We can't put a price on what you've taught us

"but won't stop us trying."

Ooh, wait a minute.

Yeah. That's our political message.

Pay teachers more. They get paid heaps. They're fine.

(GASPS) What?!

What? Oh, hey... Hey!

Oh, wow. That's...

She can't even...she hasn't... I love... Oh!

That's really inappropriate. Wow.

That's... I don't think you're allowed...

Oh, my god. There's two of them. It's a bribe!

This is genuinely one of the best cards I've ever received.

Thank you. Thank you, Miss.

Cane Toads.

I'm so looking forward to your thoughts.

Oh, Becky, thank you, darling heart.

Matt, thank you. Wow.

Goodness me, there is an extraordinary amount of work

that's gone into this.

There is - and if you open it up,

there is just a little gift in there.

It's, um... Oh!

And that's valid...forever.

It's an IOU a foot rub!

Well, just a little...

Eugh! Matt, you're always so creepy!

MATT: Just a little work of the toes, you know?

"To the woman who is everything to us,

"we are nothing without you.

"You da bomb, Diggity!"

Nailed it. (LAUGHS)

What's coming out of your boobs, Miss?

Physically or on this card? (LAUGHS) On the card.

I mean, it looks like a couple of rockets.

Thank you so much. You're welcome.

Thank you, Miss. I feel like I want to put this...

Just put it under the desk, I reckon.

Yeah, we don't need to see that anymore.

Redbacks.

Best till last.

Ahh.

And bow. OK. Alright.

Oh! Oh! Copying! Oh, wow. Guys! No need to...

Not copying! You need to curtsey, like a lady.

Oh...oh!

DAVE: Oh. Oh, oh, oh!

It's a toilet.

The Redbacks are literally on the dunny seat.

It's a classic Australian song. DAVE: Yeah.

And it's a beautiful metaphor for where they are in the pecking order.

I thought you were saying something nice, Nina,

and I was like, "About time."

Then you said that and I thought,

"Wow, you've really let me down, once again."

It's also a workable toilet if you need it on the go.

Ah! Is it?

"Dear Principal Morris,

"It was an honour to scurry up the drainpipe..."

Oh! Love it.

"..to bask in your glory."

Sounds weird.

"Your teachings will help us form the web..."

Yes!

"..of our lives forever."

I...

(GAGS) No... No, come on, Miss.

Are you getting emotional? Yes!

Over a toilet?

Wow. Alright.

It's time now for your first assignment.

Oh.

As always, we will begin with a written exam.

Today's first assignment is history.

Let's get our chalk boards ready, teams.

This first question is for year 5.

Yes!

'Straya. 'Straya. 'Straya. 'Straya, Miss.

'Terra nullius' - is it Latin? Well, 'terra nullius' is...

'Cause what was Australia called before it was Australia?

Blue-sky thinking. No wrong answers.

'Van Dieman's Land' was definitely Dutch.

It's not Dutch, is it? What did...

No, 'cause that was what they called it, 'New Holland'.

Let's go 'Australian', 'cause it sounds really smart.

What did we say? 'Austraya'? Austraya.

Alright. We are going to be locking in our answers.

Let's go.

Every move we make.

The correct answer...

is Latin.

Oh, no! Ahh!

Oh, no! (SIGHS HEAVILY)

OK. This is...this is scary.

This is a year 7 question.

Ooh...

Bleach? No!

Coal? Or charcoal.

What's the difference?

I don't know.

Oh, who's got good teeth? I just feel like...

Have bears got something to do with it?

I think bears might have something to do with it.

Alright, students. Let's start locking in our answers.

Are we ready? BRON: Yes.

Let's see our chalk boards.

What?! Oh, wow.

Everybody has said 'charcoal'.

DAVE: Wow.

But the answer...is urine.

LUKE: Urine?! NINA: Oh!

No, they didn't!

They actually used urine 'cause it contained ammonia,

which is a natural bleaching agent.

(GASPS) Oh!

If urine is such a bleaching agent,

how come my bedsheets are so yellow after a big night?

I'm cancelling our sleepover.

Alright. This is a year 10 question.

I feel like no-one was sober back then.

World leader.

WORLD leader. WORLD leader.

(WHISPERS) I think it's Winston Churchill.

Yep.

He was a raging alcoholic. Yeah. He loved the souse.

Which world leader loved online shopping?

Yeah. Maybe do that.

Go with that. That's a good idea.

We can change it up. Should we change it?

Yeah, change it. OK. OK. We'll change it.

Quick, quick, quick! Alright, my lovely students.

Let's have our chalk boards up.

Oh. Oh!

Ah!

All three teams answering Napoleon Bonaparte.

We actually... We're changing our answer.

You can't change your answer! That's the wrong side.

We haven't done nothing. Of course I can't accept that.

We do have to go back to your original answer.

Ha!

The correct answer is Winston Churchill.

Ah, god! We had that!

We had that! Yes, we had written that.

Did you... Did they... Did you guys have that on the other side?

On the other side! We had it. We had it too.

That's so funny. At the last minute!

That is the end of your written exam.

I really wanted to win too.

Now we are gonna step back in time

for your history practical.

This lever here gives me the power of time travel.

Ooh!

I'm gonna bring each team a suitcase belonging to a person from history,

each with five clues inside.

Your challenge is to guess the owner of the suitcase

in as few clues as possible.

First up, we have the Bin Chickens.

Here comes your suitcase.

Alright.

First one. This is our first... It's a flag.

Yes. What is that country?

I feel like it's the Torres Strait Islands.

Oh, that's behind the... So it's Torres. Who was Torres?

I don't know but he was straight. Um...that's...

Not as easy as it looks, I guess. I'm gonna go with one now.

Charles Darwin.

Wasn't he on one of those boats?

(LAUGHS) Oh, my god!

Didn't Charles Darwin come down? MATT: Yeah, lock it in.

LUKE: Lock it in. Lock it in. NINA: Let's just lock it in.

We're locking in...Charles Darwin. Charles Darwin.

That is incorrect. Oh, no!

So put him out of the picture.

As a process of elimination,

you've done well in knocking out that person.

You knew it was someone's name.

Now there's only seven billion left to choose from.

Shell... Sea shell.

But it's also dirt. Dirty sand.

Someone's been to a beach.

(LAUGHTER) What do you think?

I don't know. You haven't thought anything yet.

I want to say... You normally think lots of stuff.

Christine Anu, 'cause she sings 'My Island Home'.

She's the icon. Alright. Go for it.

Christine Anu. Christine Anu is your answer.

It is...

incorrect.

Oh! LUKE: Oh, so close.

Let's see your next clue. Scroll.

Oh.

LUKE: Ah! Terra null... Terra nullius.

Terra nullius. Ooh.

So it's one of the explorers. It's one of the guys on the...

Just go Captain Cook. I don't know.

Yeah, I'm gonna say old Captain Coloniser Cook.

We are. We're gonna say. Yeah. We're gonna say.

James Cook is your answer? Yep.

It's incorrect. Oh!

Oh! DAVE: Oh, my god.

"It's the vibe." "It's the vibe."

Ah. Oh.

MATT: Oh, wow.

That's...The Castle. It's Mabo.

Oh! Eddie Mabo.

Eddie Mabo. You guys are locking in Eddie Mabo.

The correct answer...

is Eddie Mabo.

Whoo! Oh!

Yeah! Well done.

MATT: Wow. DAVE: Whoa!

Next up, Cane Toads. Here comes your suitcase.

Are we ready? OK.

Alright. Good luck, Cane Toads.

Aaah!

Oof! A snake.

Oh! It's Britney Spears.

OK. We've gotta think about who Miss is.

Who is Miss?

Cleopatra? Yeah.

She's our queen of the Nile. She got bitten by a snake.

I think we've just gotta go with our first answer here.

We're gonna say Cleopatra. We're gonna say Cleopatra.

Cleopatra is your answer?

Yes. Mm-hm.

The correct answer...

is Cleopatra.

Oh! Ahhh! Yes!

That was so easy!

# Do, do, do-do-doo... # I knew it!

Straightaway. That was really good, guys.

That was good. What the hell?

I'm sorry it didn't make for good television, 'cause were so quick.

BRON: I think they're smug

and they remind me of the cool kids at school who were like,

"I'm good at everything."

And I can't let them win.

And lastly, we have the Redbacks.

Whoa! And we're back.

Let's see that suitcase.

OK. We have... Ooh!

Let's have a look at our first clue. Cigars.

Cigars. Ooh.

Is this the first clue or just what you had in your drawer?

Yeah. I think we've got yours, Julia.

I don't know. Uh, it was American...what...

Alright. Well, let's... A politician.

Let's go with, um...Reagan? Alright. Uh...

Are we looking at our first guess? Nixon!

Our first guess is... Nixon.

Is he alive? No!

OK. Nixon. Nixon is your answer?

Yes.

That is incorrect. What?!

Imagine if we got it, though. I thought we'd had it.

Oh! Ooh!

OK. I'm starting to think it might be an astronaut.

We've got Buzz Aldrin, Michael Collins...

Did Buzz smoke...

..Neil Armstrong.

You're not allowed to smoke in space.

Oh. You know who it might be? Who?

Bruce Willis, from the movie Armageddon.

Could be that. He smoked cigars, for sure.

Shall we go Buzz Aldrin? Yes.

We're gonna go Buzz Aldrin. We'll go Buzz Aldrin, please.

Buzz Aldrin. Yes.

This answer is incorrect.

Oh, man! The children are gone.

Grass?! No, Astroturf.

Astro-naut. OK.

It's Astro Boy. It's Astro Boy.

Astronaut - so wouldn't it...would...

Can we go Neil Armstrong, then? Astronaut.

Our third guess is Neil Armstrong.

Your third guess - Neil Armstrong. Yes. Yep.

It's incorrect. I told you! I told you.

Oh, we know. We know.

OK. Our next clue. It's Dallas, Texas.

Oh, what if it's one of the ones from 'Apollo' 13, or something?

NINA: This is so frustrating.

We're not in the lead, so we don't care.

We're just gonna sit here all day.

What is Dallas bringing to mind for you guys?

Oh, Julia! Julia!

It says it on the front of the piece of paper

that they're reading as we speak.

This is the sky. Yeah. It sounds so...

Maybe it's one of these people on the pool.

OK. Dallas. Dallas Cowboys?

Let's have your answer. Oh, my god. Um...

We're all gonna be dead by the time they get this right, Miss.

DAVE: We need an answer. Michael Collins.

Michael Collins is your final answer?

Yep.

I mean, it's incorrect.

NINA: Oh! LUKE: Aaarrgh!

Ooh! One more clue.

Oh! LUKE: "Happy birthday from..."

(SINGS) # Happy birthday Mr President

# Happy birthday... #

They came...

Not finished.

That's Marilyn Monroe. Who'd she sing that to?

It was the pres... Which president did she sing it to?

Oh, don't... Shh! Are you serious?

Bron was an English teacher.

Like... Yeah.

For several years, I believe. So she should know stuff.

Guys, can we let them fail in peace?

BRON: Yeah, just let us fail! How hard is it.

LUKE: Thank you. Thank you. What is the one who died?

Was shot, uh...shot dead. Oh, there would have been a gun in it.

I love watching a team absolutely implode in front of my eyes.

Alright. Final answer.

What is your answer?

Alexander Hamilton.

Alexander Hamilton.

The correct answer...

I don't think it's Alexander Hamilton.

..is President John F. Kennedy.

Oh! That's the one who died!

Yes. The space race. The grassy knoll.

The JFK thing, really, was really upsetting.

It's embarrassing. It was embarrassing.

And looking back on it, the clues were pretty obvious.

As soon as the clues weren't Ghost Busters-related,

I knew I was doomed.

(SCHOOL BELL RINGS) Ooh! That is the recess bell.

Well done, Cane Toads.

Next up, it's the Class Clowns talent show.

You have one more recess to rehearse

and then...it's show time.

See you after recess.

Bye-bye. Bye, Miss.

G'day. Class dismissed.

That was really embarrassing. It was SO embarrassing!

It's so obvious now that it was Kennedy

but I do think we could win this, the talent show.

We've got a one-in-three chance.

There is always one guy at the party who will bring out his guitar.

Any chance I got, ooh!

In an elevator. Can't get out.

So we're gonna do a song.

Duh, duh, duh...

I don't think we had talent shows at my school.

We weren't a school that... promoted talent.

(LAUGHS)

Why do we have teams? Is it...

Well, I feel like, definitely, like...

like, helping each other break out of our shells.

I feel like I've got a strait jacket on when I dance.

Really? Yes.

Well, I'm glad I'm freeing you from that.

I've stopped dancing in life and I need to start again.

Yeah.

I stopped because everyone told me to stop.

(SINGS) # We're gonna win the talent show... #

Mmm.

The last talent show I was in was 2002,

Brisbane State High talent show.

24 years ago.

Yeah, well, we still won.

Students, recess is almost over.

Time to wrap up your rehearsals,

finalise your amazing costumes

and head on over to the hall for the talent show.

We should... Let's get our bags. Let's get our bags.

My special guest judge and members of the school community

are all brimming with excitement.

Come on! It's gonna be awesome. Yeah.

I'm sure I do not need to remind you

that this is your last chance to win the Class Clowns Cup.

It's show time! Secret handshake.

Let's do this. Whee, whoo!

Hello, everybody!

Welcome and thank you so much

for coming to the Class Clowns Talent Show!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

You guys know them and you love them -

give it up for the Bin Chickens, the Redbacks and the Cane Toads!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Wow. Wow.

Students, you guys have been preparing for this all year.

As I say to my children all the time - do the work, trust the work.

We have done the work. You've done the work!

We're gonna trust the work. Yep.

Guys, I will simply not be judging this assignment on my own.

I don't have the cred.

I have asked

an incredibly dear friend of mine and an absolute superstar

to come along.

It is a break-dancer and cultural icon.

Oh, my gosh. My guru.

It's Raygun!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) MATT: Oh, my god!

Yes, queen!

Raygun, what will you be looking for

in terms of performance and dancing gift...

I mean, creativity. Most important. Yeah.

Uh, commitment.

NINA: Do we get extra points if we do the, you know...bit of that?

(LAUGHTER)

If you're inspired by my choreography...

Only at all times.

You know, I'm just... It's not gonna hurt.

It is...show time!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

First up, it's the Bin Chickens!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE)

So, Raygun knows, also, about when, you know,

dances don't go the way you want them to go

and that's a very good chance of happening

with me involved in this dance.

(POIGNANT PIANO MUSIC PLAYS)

(SLOW DANCE BEAT PLAYS)

RAYGUN: Wow.

Oh. Oh! Very nice.

Synchronicity.

I hope, when the music stops,

that I still have that afterglow of success

and I have become the dancer I always wanted to be.

Yeah... Oh.

(LAUGHTER)

Oh, no!

Now you're doing it. Oh, I feel like...

Oh, oh, oh!

(LAUGHTER)

NINA: One, two.

Ah! (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Wow. Wow.

Nyaaaah. Wow.

(APPLAUSE)

Wow. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Absolutely amazing.

Oh, my gosh.

Raygun, what an exceptional performance.

Oh, I'm really impressed

and I'm particularly impressed by that little bit of freestyle there.

Hughesy, did you feel the freedom of dance?

Right at the end, that was probably the happiest moment of my life.

BRON: Oh, my god! What a way to start the show.

Good work, guys. Good work.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage the Redbacks!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

We've chosen not only to sing a song

but we have chosen to sing a song with a message.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Wow.

Hello.

We are Arachno-massacre Gore-fest.

This song is about online safety. Ooh, yeah.

Yes. It's a scary world out there.

This is it. This is it.

Mmm. This is how we'll be remembered.

This is all anyone will remember.

They'll forget about the JFK stuff.

I have.

And they'll just focus on our...talent.

Yeah.

# When they say you're too young

# But you know you've found the one

# You can tell when true love knocks

BOTH: # Thank you, Roblox

# No-one's ever understood you like this

# They laugh at your jokes It's pure bliss

# They're more than just a blocky avatar

# They're your soulmate # They're your shining star... #

Ahh.

# Psych! It's a 50-year-old man... #

(LAUGHTER)

# He's outside in a van

# He's just been to the hardware store

# He's gonna chop you up # And put you under the floor... #

(LAUGHTER)

We're gonna save lives today. Mm-hm.

# Mum, our love is an unstoppable force

# You're just jealous 'cause you're divorced

# Now move aside I'm gonna be with my boo

# I'm not telling you where because they told me not to

# Shhh

# And now you're dead

# He's gonna cut off your head

# He's put it with the rest

# You failed the Roblox test

# Get offline or you'll be headless in a van. #

Wow. RAYGUN: Wow.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Wow.

Bit dark for my tastes. Yeah, yeah.

Luke's not baby-sitting my kids.

Honestly, I am without words and that doesn't happen very often.

No.

Alright. Thanks very much. No, no, no, please stay.

I love that you've gone down the educational path.

Is there anything, perhaps, that you would like to have seen more of?

Ooh... I think more of Luke's legs, to be honest.

Yeah. I mean, I did have the same thought.

Ooh, that's a great chance for me to plug my OnlyFans.

Put them together for the Redbacks

and let's welcome the...Cane Toads!

When it comes to talent, it's not about quality.

It's about quantity

and that's something Matt and I both believe.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

(CHUCKLES) A talent show.

MATT: Talent show, talent show.

How do you pick just one talent? Just one talent, one talent.

Please enjoy this experience. This experience.

Of several of our talents.

We're full of talent!

(ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS) Let's go!

What? What? What? Come on!

Come on! Come on!

Talent one! Ohe!

(SNIFFS)

Eugh! (LAUGHTER)

Magic is real.

Talent two!

(TABLE LEGS SCRAPE)

I've never really known how to showcase my talents.

(GLASS WHISTLES)

Wow. OTHERS: Wow.

That's actually a talent!

Not everyone can do that!

Talent number three!

(SINGS) # 'Cause, baby, this is for real... #

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Voice of an angel!

Talent number four.

(HUMS MELODY)

Oh!

She's got da moves!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Whoo!

Oh, oh!

Oh! Oh, wow!

Oh! (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMS)

What's happening?

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

Whoa! Haven't seen that since the '90s!

And there's even more talents that Matt has.

Like, where do they come from? What's going on there?

That's unsound. Yeah.

Should be feeding the homeless rather than learning skills.

(WHISTLES MELODY)

Freestyle whistling!

Oh! (APPLAUSE)

Oh!

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Wow.

BRON: Yeah! Oh, my goodness.

Yeah.

I think...

(LAUGHTER)

Wow.

I felt my heart beat a little faster.

How did you rise above your nerves to bring us a performance like that?

Contractual obligation.

(LAUGHTER) Yes.

I loved how you hyped each other up.

Honestly, that was so important

and it was a team effort

and it was just...it was like nothing I've seen before.

Well, absolutely magnificent. Thank you, Cane Toads.

Thank you so much. Thank you. (CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE CONTINUE)

(CHEERING)

Well done.

Raygun and I are gonna finalise your marks for this assignment

and then I will see you in my office for your final report card

and the presentation of the Class Clowns Cup.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE) Oh, I'm so proud!

MATT: I don't do anything without trying to win.

BECKY: I have never won

and I've never won a trophy and I've never even been around that big cup.

DAVE: Winning the Class Clowns Cup would mean so much to me.

I didn't win many awards at school. I was dux of my school.

You know that. Oh, yeah. I know.

It was the worst year in the school's history

but let's not worry about that.

We sang it and it will be so.

We're gonna win.

When you say something with conviction,

that matters.

It's gonna rain a million dollars! Not that one!

Well, good afternoon, my perfect students.

You first walked through these doors as mere children

and now you're leaving as fully formed adults.

Hughesy, you've even gone grey.

I...I...I literally...I...I...yeah, I'd, uh...

Do you need a lie down?

BRON: He forgot her name. (LAUGHTER)

I do have the results of your talent show.

Wow.

But first I would like to look at history.

Redbacks, you couldn't catch a break in the practical,

despite receiving all five clues.

Alexander Hamilton.

You guys scored 1 point,

bringing your total to 53.

Oh. Thank you for awarding us that.

Bin Chickens, you scored 3 points,

bringing your total to 59.

Ooh... Oh, OK.

And in the lead, Cane Toads.

You nailed the practical with just one clue.

You guys scored 6,

bringing your total score to 62.

But this is only our history scores.

That incredible talent show.

Wow. Redbacks.

You guys blew the audience and Raygun away.

Yeah.

You guys scored 6,

bringing your total to 59.

Oh! No.

I don't think we can come back from this.

Cane Toads, Raygun loved how you hyped each other up.

Magic is real.

Becky, we were all inspired by your gutsy performance.

You have scored 7 points...

BRON: Wow.

..bringing your total to 69.

This is big. This is so tense.

Bin Chickens, you are currently 10 points behind the Cane Toads.

If you score a perfect 10 out of 10,

you will be joint winners of the Class Clowns Cup.

Should Bron and I leave, or... Yeah.

No. Should we sit down?

It's not fun if you guys are not watching.

Put us out of our misery! Again.

Raygun was impressed to see you, Nina,

seamlessly incorporate some of your signature choreography

and Raygun's signature choreography side by side.

I've studied her for years, ma'am.

And I can tell you she has added bonus points to your score...

Oh, my god.

..as a direct result.

Oh, just 'cause... I feel sick.

We've done everything we can to win this cup.

Come on! We deserve the cup!

Bin Chickens...

you got...

..6.

Which means, on 69 points,

the Cane Toads are the winners

of the Class Clowns Cup!

Mighty Cane Toads.

Oh, my god! I've never held anything like this before!

How do you guys feel? Awesome!

How are you feeling? I'm so excited.

School was great - life-long friends and... Oh!

Where are we going for schoolies'? Oh!

Bali. Yeah. Gotta go to Bali. Bali. Let's go to Bali.

Well done! Give it up for the first ever...

(EXPLOSION) Oh!

Oh, god! We're rooting!

Oh, my god! Why?!

Let 'em win some. Let 'em.

I put a bit of money on us to lose,

so we've thrown a few games to...

But we've made some end on...we've made a lot of money on the back end.

So really...we won. Yeah.

It's our first ever Class Clown winners!

Yes! Yes!

Yay. Got it.

Can I get a selfie? Get a selfie.

Get in the selfie.

Someone take a photo.

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