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Hello. Oh, you scared me.

Sorry. The door's open.

Oh, well, it is an open house.

Yes. I'm Chanel. Oh, Tommy.

Nice to meet you.

Would you like to show me around?

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I'm sorry. This is my first listing, so I'm pretty new to this. But,

yeah, follow me.

Lead the way.

Oops. Sorry.

no problem so this is the kitchen

obviously uh there's everything's new everything's updated

so a new sink new oven it was updated not that long ago

um oh and the fridge is great it's a beautiful fridge and it's it works so

well and it's like super cold and you can fit so many things in there.

It's huge.

I like it. Um, the living room?

Of course. Let's check the other room.

So here's the living room.

Everything's up to date and I think the owner might throw in some furniture as

well. What do you think?

It's nice.

Just nice?

Well, actually it's not entirely what I expected, but...

I think it'll do.

Well, I mean, the owner's very motivated, so I think there's room for

negotiations.

Wonderful.

Upstairs. Yeah. Let's go.

Nice.

Let's see.

Would you mind lying down with me?

Excuse me?

Well, you're about my girlfriend's size. I just want to see if this bed would do.

Um, okay.

Here you go.

What do you think?

This is good.

Yeah. This will do.

Great. Follow me to the bathroom.

Okay.

It's been completely remodeled, and there is great water pressure.

I think I'm ready to make another one.

Seriously? Yeah.

Full asking price.

Oh my god, this is amazing.

Let me get you all the paperwork.

I just have it right here waiting for you.

Just one catch.

Okay. I want to see you use the shower.

Oh, I told you. I promise you there's great water pressure.

No, I don't think you understand.

I actually want to see you in the shower.

Um, I mean, I don't think I could do that. It's not my house.

Well, then I guess you don't need to go in.

Never mind.

Don't be silly. I have so many more rooms to show you.

But I don't want to see any more rooms. I want to see you in the shower.

Make it in wet.

I'm married.

Don't you want to make your first big sale?

Well then, get in.

Thank you.

What do you think about your husband?

Uh-huh.

Father, let me give you a closer look.

Oh.

It's a little messy.

You don't want to see it. It just looks like every other master bedroom.

You know what? You can just let me tidy up a bit, and then you can come in and

have a peek.

I'll be back.

What are you doing?

Look, if you want me to buy this house, you better make me come.

Take care.

Lick them balls.

I feel those fucking socks inside of me.

That's it, come.

That's it, huh?

That's it.

That's it.

That's it. Go skiing.

Go skiing.

That's it. Go skiing.

I can't even fucking understand you.

Go, go, go, go. Oh, yeah.

Oh, shit.

Oh, that's great. Oh, that felt fun.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Stay right there. Stay right there.

That's it.

Really? Yeah.

She sold me on the house. Not me.

Oh, Cantor also. Oh, I'm so good at this.

We'll do the timeshare.