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Son, what are you doing?

Dad!

What? Are you perving to her again?

Perving? No, Dad. She's been alive just like the fourth time today. No, I

wasn't. I'm not perving. I saw you jacking off. What's going on out here?

This guy.

Hi, Britton.

I caught him perving to you. He's jacking off.

I was going to say goodnight is all. Right.

You need to stop being so hard on him.

I mean...

Boys his age do this. Really?

You think?

Yes.

Stop embarrassing him. He's embarrassing me.

Look at him. He still has a boner.

Stop it.

All right. Why don't you just go to bed, Logan?

Okay.

But before I do, can I get a good night kiss?

This guy.

Don't push it.

Good night, Logan.

Good night.

I guess it's true what they say, like father like son.

You need to stop being so hard on him.

He's the one being hard.

With his dick in my room.

I'm just worried that he's going to become a chronic masturbator.

Stop it.

Stop being so hard on him.

Well, he's my only son.

Just get into bed.

Alright, if you insist.

You sure you're alright?

You alright?

I'm always alright.

Thank you.

Oh my god, what are you doing?

Oh my god. Logan!

Oops.

back to sleep, honey.

Okay. It was probably just a bad dream or something.