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What did you get for number four?

No, we have an exam tomorrow.

Come on, let's just take a little break.

Oh, maybe for a little bit.

It's my roommate.

You gotta hide. Really? She's a total prude. Come on.

Are you serious? Yes.

Hey. Hey.

Sorry, I forgot my keys.

It's okay.

Oh my god, I'm so exhausted.

I've been at the library all day.

Yeah? Yeah.

Well, I have three tests this week and an essay that I've got

to write on Latin American policy.

I don't even remember what policy it was for.

I swear I can't read anymore.

Yeah?

Maybe you should go back to the library.

You know, I've been at the library all day. I kind of just want to stay in bed.

So are you going home to Spring Break?

Um... Maybe, I don't know yet.

And on top of all of this other shit, I have a student council meeting tomorrow.

I'm so not prepared for all those crazy people.

Yeah?

What do I do about it?

I don't know, man. I've just gotta... Do what I can.

You know?

Do you have any idea what you're gonna do?

No, I mean, we're trying to get the cafeteria to serve better food because

it's starting to get a little ridiculous.

Because, like, I can't eat the garbage that they serve, and I eat like crap,

so. You do not eat like crap.

I do, though.

Well, just eat better.

Well, I can't if the cafeteria serves garbage.

Well, how's your psychology class? Have you taken your finals yet?

No, but it's a mindfuck.

Well, have you been studying for your finals?

A little.

A little meaning no?

Uh, no, just, I could probably try a little more.

Do you need help?

My friend Rachel is really good in her psychology class, so she could probably

help you out. No, Danny's actually got me covered. Oh, Danny. God.

Okay.

I don't know how much he can help you.

You remember you failed last semester, and that's why you have to take it

again.

I'm sure I'll be okay.

Okay.

So were you going to pledge for that sorority?

Um, maybe. I don't know yet.

Those girls are really slutty.

I don't know if you should or not.

I don't know yet either. That's why I'm still deciding.

I don't really know what there is to decide about. None of them are very

smart. You're going to fail college.

Your mom's going to be pissed off.

Oh, my mom.

Yeah, your mom. I'm so worried about her.

Well, she is paying for this university, you know. Mm-hmm.

I just... I don't want you to screw up.

You know, we've lived together for almost two years.

I just don't want to be your friend here trying to let you screw up too bad.

Well, thank you. I appreciate it.

What about... What other classes are you thinking about taking?

I don't know.

You can't keep going on taking only two classes per semester. That's ridiculous.

Um, I'm still deciding. Maybe theater.

Theater?

You're not going to get a job in theater.

I could. You never know.

I kind of do know. You're not going to get paid anything.

I think I'll be okay. I think I'll get enough.

I don't know.

I don't know anybody who's ever graduated with a degree in theater who's

ever done anything successful.

So, have you ever thought about going into, like, sex ed?

Um, maybe.

I'm not sure yet. I mean, why would I go into sex ed? I just think it would be

really fitting, you know?

Yeah?

Yeah, I mean, you just, I don't know, you party a lot. You've got, you know,

Danny around all the time.

Yeah, I sure do.

I don't know. Maybe you'd be a good teacher.

Maybe. I mean, I think I could teach somebody a lot.

Show them how to do stuff the right way.

I mean, I really think you should talk to your counselor about it.

Yeah, I'll talk to them in the morning.

Like, seriously, you should really talk to them about it.

You think I should talk to them about it? Yeah.

I just... I just think you'd be really good at it.

Maybe.

I think your mom would be...

Proud that you went into some sort of a teaching thing.

Yeah?

I really think you should consider it.

I'll think about it.

I mean, what else were you planning about majoring in? I mean, theater is

not really... Yeah, but there's a lot of good actors in theater.

You know, you really think you're going to be an actor?

No, I'd be an actress.

You know, it's really hard to get into.

Yeah, it is hard.

I mean, really, you really need to start thinking about what you

want to do with the rest of your life.

You know?

Mm-hmm.

Well, I have a pretty good idea.

Well, tell me about it. I don't... It's kind of hard to explain right now.

I mean, I got a lot on my mind with my exam tomorrow.

Your exam tomorrow?

Yeah, for psychology.

Mm-hmm. Are you studying for that?

Mm-hmm.

I haven't seen you really doing much of studying.

Yeah,

it's rare.

You don't want to fail again.

I uh... You have a point.

You know, we're not supposed to have boys in our dorm room.

Then I guess you just better not tell anybody about this.

Okay.

Hi,

Danny.

Fuck. Suck on her teeth.

She's been missing out.

Go for it.

That was big too.

mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm mmm

Shake that fucking arm.

I do too.

So you want this fucking cup?

Let's see if I can clear them both.

Kiss.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

You gonna come for us? Oh, yeah, I'm gonna come. Come for us, Danny.

Let's see. We're ready. Open your mouth, baby.

I know you were so nasty.