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Hmm.

So what is this program?

What is this TV revolution that will save the channel?

It's simple.

No script, no editing, no actors.

We will follow day and night a man or a woman all the time.

I don't want to be negative, but aren't you afraid that your idea will end in a

banana peel?

Especially on the ethical side, it's a limit.

Well, listen, Estelle just explained her plan to me. There is nothing left to

save the channel.

If each viewer watches the program for only five minutes, we have won.

We're going to exploit the viewer's instinct that lies within us. Everyone

is curious to know what's going on with his neighbor.

What's he going to accept, something like that?

But everyone!

Going on TV, being recognized, making money... We're going to fight to be the

star of my show.

And then, what's the next step of the operation?

Find the right person.

There you go, Emma.

Miss, sir, excuse me, could you give me five minutes of attention, please?

Please, I will explain.

We are a TV team and we are doing a casting to look for future talents.

I will go through each of you and I will give you a few seconds to convince us

that you will be these future talents.

If you are interested, of course, you give me your name and you give me the

reason why we could take you.

Yeah, well, I'm interested.

I'd like to do something on TV because I get bored regularly.

So vote for me and you'll see the difference.

So, what's your name? Edouard.

Don't forget to give me your name, please.

And you?

Gustave Brochman, 28 years old.

Just because I'm the best.

Okay, I'm defending you. No, you're not defending yourself. I'm the best. Okay.

No, thank you. I'm not interested.

Okay, we respect that.

Mademoiselle. My name is Nomi. I'm interested.

Is it possible to become a star?

We can do it.

So, there's a man back there.

My name is Sébastien. I'm interested in doing imitations.

Doing imitations. Can you give us a little example?

Yes, a little example. No, no, stop it! I'm done!

I'm done!

Are you okay?

It's very good, but... Sébastien! Sébastien!

Calm down, calm down. Ah, modest.

Well, we're going to move on to the young lady.

No, I'm good, thank you.

Are you sure?

Yeah, you're going to be a young talent.

It's a shame, because I feel there's potential there. Ah yes, why?

Well, like that, I'm used to it.

We'll see you later then. Okay.

There she is, the good looking, beautiful, intelligent, glamour. The

viewers are going to enjoy it.

I absolutely have to meet her.

But where's Naomi? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her.

I think she's not your friend.

I think you don't know her.

Why?

Because she's up there, like you said.

She's up there?

I thought you said she was up there.

Ah, yeah?

I'll leave you.

Ah, a cock, a cock, and a little one to catch the other.

Let's leave this one.

Hmm.

Oh man.

Oh.

Aw.

How is he?

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Wow.

I've already told you, my name is Emma, I'm 22 years old, I live in Paris.

I just finished my studies in tourism and I'm looking for a job.

Family situation?

I have two parents, like everyone else, and a brother, younger than me.

Do you live with someone?

No, I'm alone, but I have a little friend.

Good. So, explain to me why the concept of my show bothers you.

Being naked like that all day long, we'll think we're zoos.

We'll only miss peanuts.

Speaking of peanuts, we're going to make you a financial proposal that you won't

be able to refuse.

Refuse, refuse... Besides becoming a big star!

Oh yeah?

I think you don't realize it.

I'm going to propose to you a channel 24 hours a day.

I know some celebrities who would dream of having that. But why don't you

propose to them?

Because they're stars.

To be able to observe a life more than normal like yours, to identify, that's

guaranteed success.

But I'm afraid I don't know what to do, that it's too repetitive.

Certainly not.

The secret of success lies in the seeker instinct that sleeps in each of us.

Sign this contract and it's the beginning of a great adventure for you.

What is this shitty show?

Oh no!

Oh, not in the morning!

You have to do it in the morning too.

Good morning.

Very interesting.

So, what do you have for us, my little buddy?

If we want to go out, do something or something like that, maybe I'll go wash.

So, goodbye.

Can I go wash myself?

See you later!

Bonjour!

Alors, qu'est

-ce que je vais bien pouvoir vous montrer aujourd'hui?

J'ai des grosses responsabilités, moi.

Vous m'avez vu me lever, déjeuner, me laver, pas vraiment.

I think you don't really know me.

I'm going to tell you a little bit about my life.

I'm coming back.

Well, I'm coming back, but you're going to follow me.

It's a bit repetitive.

It's true that it might be a bit repetitive.

So, I was born in Paris, at 22 years old.

My parents were both teachers, so all the other students made fun of me.

I was very turbulent.

I hated school.

I had to be an example that I didn't want to be.

At that age, I discovered that I was bisexual.

I lived very well and Nomi was my first love.

Today, I know that I prefer men.

I didn't forget you this morning.

Nomi, I met her in high school.

She was the only one who was interested in me and she started dating me.

She is completely crazy.

On ne se ressemble pas trop, mais on s'adore.

Et aujourd'hui, c'est ma meilleure amie. D'ailleurs, la seule.

Mes parents me payent cet appart.

Vu comment ça avait commencé, ils sont déjà très contents que j'en ai plus

deux. J'aurais tellement aimé qu'ils soient davantage fiers de moi.

Ça commence vraiment à me plaire.

Allô?

Yes. Well, shall we meet downstairs?

Okay, see you later.

Well, we're going for a walk with Greg.

I'm never tired.

I'm exhausted.

I love this view.

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I don't know.

I don't know.

I'm sorry.

It's getting interesting.

So, ready to assume?

You're the one who got these tickets and I have to assume that you're not the

only one who got them.

Oh shit!

Keep filming!

Yes. So, are you happy?

You forced us to cut the antenna, but this morning everyone is talking about

it. We had barely 50,000 viewers last night. Today we must be between 5 and 6

million. Everyone is watching you. It's now that the game starts.

Oh yes, the images recorded last night will be broadcast this night from

midnight. Anyway, you have already made your decision without consulting us.

Exactly, you have signed.

We assume, there is no problem.

So we've been together for two years, we get along well.

We decided not to live together for the moment, we thought we had the time.

In fact, we met at friends and then we immediately hung out.

It's not bad.

Apart from that, we have a lot of fun, but we only have fun together.

In fact, we are happy, we try to enjoy every day.

We're telling you this because tonight you'll see us make love and I thought it

was essential that you know who we are.

Simply, a young couple who loves each other.

Oh.

It seems that you liked it last night, that you were many to watch us.

About the channel, it must have exploded the Audimat.

Of course, one asks me.

Hello Miss Estelle.

Indeed Emma, you are very much in demand, all the viewers are in demand.

And I would like to inform you that now, from midnight, everything is allowed.

Very well.

Well, imagine that I'm asked to show you what you want to see.

But only from midnight.

Come on Emma!

Hi honey, is it not too late? No, it's fine.

I'm not alone yet. Good evening.

Good evening.

Who is it?

It's my little friend from the United States.

Nice to meet you. Do you speak French?

No, not at all.

But if you haven't seen me in a long time, maybe I'm bothering you? No,

you're not bothering me at all.

Even the cameras?

Of course I think about you.

But I love you too.

No, it's not possible today, really.

I have a lot of things to do, and it's really not possible.

But wait, what are you doing tomorrow?

Well, yeah, at the beginning of the afternoon.

Well, that's fine then.

But I kiss you too.

I love you.

Bye.

Did you film all this?

No, but it's not going to work.

Unlock me immediately an extra cameraman.

I think I have a scoop.

Thank you for coming and we'll show them how we do it.

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Hmm.

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Hello Emma?

Nomi, you know we didn't sleep last night.

What about the TV?

I'm the one who goes to the TV.

Come on Antoine, stay here

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What's the most interesting thing?

When the whole of France follows any of your moves?

When the Audimat explodes, but at what price?

That of the advertising minute.

I thought that what interested people was to see completely normal lives.

But it's normal.

Everyone is wrong.

But no one knows.

Listen, I'm sorry, but you knew what to expect by doing this show. It may be

your price to pay to become a big star.

A big star? Because everyone has seen my ass, but a big star of what? Now I've

made my decision, I stop.

But stop what?

I remind you that you have signed a contract.

It is stipulated that any annulment anticipated will lead to the

reimbursement of all financial losses caused to the chain.

And I do not hide you that currently... You make me cry.

What are you doing?

I do not know, the moral, there is enough.

And there we have more images of her.

Come on, go back to work.

No, no, you did not understand me.

We beat him enough like that. We upset his life, under the pretext of doing

audio games, and that does nothing to you.

Come on, follow me.

It also does something to me.

I saved the channel, my job, and at the same time, yours.

It would be a shame not to take advantage of it.

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That's why you came?

That's good.

Are you going to let me go?

I can't.

The contract.

I think I know what we're going to do.

Follow me.

You're going to follow me anyway.

That's why I'm going to follow you.

Miss Estelle.

Yes, it's up to you that I'm addressing myself.

You wanted to make me a star.

Honestly, I think I'm going to use other means.

For example, here we are at Greg's place.

Yes, my little friend.

It's a kind of revenge indeed.

And you, by the way, the last time you did well to remind me the terms of the

contract. Why, if one of the two parties came to interrupt it in anticipation,

she had to pay back all the financial losses caused.

This contract, miss, it's not me who's going to break it.

Because I don't think it's still midnight.

I think this time it's over for us.

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