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Uh... Good morning.

Yeah, you the welcome wagon? Nice robe.

Honey, why are you...

Who is this? Why is she in our parking lot?

"Authentic Brooklyn pizza..."

Are you trying to sell pizza in our parking lot?

Oh, no, no, no. I'm making an ice rink.

Go get your skates.

Of course I'm selling pizza. What do you think?

Can't operate a food truck on our property.

Ah, ah, ah!

All right. See that, right there?

That's your property line, right there.

And over here is where I have a permit

to sell my delicious pizza.

So you, boop, boop, boop!

Get off my property. Stop hassling me.

Listen, Cher fromMoonstruck, you've made a big mistake.

The people of Port Wenn don't follow trendy food novelties,

and they won't want your pizza.

That is a nice dream, man fromCocoon.

Now go back to bed, and have another.

Waah, waah, waah, waah, waah!

That's a movie about old people.

Also aliens.

Does that make it better?

I don't care if all the other fishermen are using superglue.

This could have gotten infected.

Why didn't you come see me sooner?

You don't come to me with your problems.

Why should I come to you with mine?

- Because I'm a doctor. - Hmm.

Any other big secrets you're not telling me?

Like, this conversation is really irritating me.

I think all conversations that are important

are irritating to you.

Okay, look, my...

blood phobia was... is...

private.

And until the lighthouse, I didn't tell anyone.

Except Elaine and Louisa.

Okay, that's just how it worked out.

I didn't mean to hide anything from you.

I was trying not to think about it.

It's humiliating.

Is there anything you can do about it?

Eden has some new techniques

that she's been reading about.

Any of them include eye of newt and a cauldron?

Listen, Eden and I are in a relationship,

and she's not going anywhere.

Even if I paid her?

Doc, you're needed at the Salty Breeze.

- Apparently somebody was hurt. - Oh.

Look, I would like you to make an effort with Eden.

She, like you, is very important to me,

so please be kind... for me?

Okay, fine. I'll try.

Go on, go. Go, go, go.

Go on.

Oh!

Honey, are you okay?

What? Yes. Yeah. I'm good.

I don't know. That's just...

I'm... I'm fine. I'm good.

Okay.

Oh, hello. I, uh...

You forgot I was coming this weekend.

No, no, I... There just seems to be

an emergency at the Salty Breeze,

- and I have to... - Oh, well, then, no, you go.

I will... I will drop my luggage, and I will meet you there.

All right.

Let the fun begin.

What is it? What happened?

I think it's pretty bad, Doc.

Gotcha.

It's... it's...

It's just ketchup.

You should have seen the look on your face, Doc, huh?

- Ah! - You think this is funny?

- What? - Hmm?

This?

This was an obscene waste of condiments!

Oh, come on, Doc, it...

it's just a little joke.

Oh, you think this is all funny, huh?

A kitten on roller skates is funny.

A bunch of horny teens getting butchered at a summer camp,

that's funny.

But this is disrespectful.

And you should all be ashamed of yourselves.

So you're afraid of a little blood.

So what?

I mean, I'm afraid of snakes.

Scared to death of 'em, but who cares?

I mean, you know, it's not like my job is to take

- care of snakes, that would... - Martin! Martin!

But We were just having some fun, Doc!

- Martin. - Come on, Doc!

I am so sorry.

Okay, you are Martin James Best.

You are one of the finest surgeons in the country.

And these backwards lobster people, they're taunting you?

That is not okay.

It's outrageous.

We are gonna get you over that blood phobia, okay?

And we're going to get you back to Boston,

so you can get the respect you deserve.

- Exactly. - Help!

- Unbelievable. - Help!

What now?

Does the nonsense ever stop with these people?

You know what, you go back to the house,

- and I'll be right there, okay? - Okay. Okay.

- Call 9-1-1! - You know what, Sally?

You can save your ketchup, okay?

I'm not gonna fall for another ridiculous stunt.

This isn't a stunt.

This isn't ridiculous!

My pharmacy's been robbed.

You need to inventory your supply of opioids, amphetamines,

and any other medication that has street value.

Ma! Ma!

- Are you okay? - Marky, hold me.

- I'm shaking. - Oh, Ma.

Doc, how are you holding up?

Heard about Bert and the ketchup.

Didn't go over so well, right?

That was literally two minutes ago.

News travels. Do you want to talk it out?

I'm never gonna want to talk it out.

Got it. You let me know when you do.

- Which is never. - Look at this!

- Oh, baby! - This is, like,

a legit crime scene.

I get to use my yellow tape.

Man, these out-of-town fishermen are really wreaking havoc.

Wait, what makes you think an out-of-town fisherman did this?

Who else could it be? We never used to have crime

like this, Doc.

Now we got drunk and disorderlies.

We've got public brawls.

We've got jaywalking. Well, that was you.

We got public urination. That was me.

Okay. Listen up.

I have the preliminary list of what is missing.

- Mm-hmm? - One suture kit.

Four packages of bandages and gauze.

- Mm-hmm? - Some rubbing alcohol.

Five vials of morphine.

And, uh, this is weird, but...

one box of extra-large male adult diapers.

Okay, so we're looking for a fisherman addict

who sews, and poops his pants.

Wait, Sally, there were no pills taken, right?

- And no cash? - No!

The opposite. Look!

Someone left money right on the counter.

It's...

$23.75.

That's the exact cost of the adult diapers.

That is so strange.

Good morning. Oh!

- Hello. - Hello.

Wow, it's, uh... so crowded.

Uh, hi, Sally.

I came to pick up my... medication.

- It's gone. - What?

- They got that, too. - Wait, what's gone?

Who got what, too? And why is it so messy in here?

Was Louisa's medication next to the morphine

- in a similar vial? - Yes.

Are you missing any hypodermic needles?

Uh...

I am.

Has the pharmacy been robbed?

Yes! And your... medication is gone.

My fertility medication?

But I have to inject that stuff exactly 36 hours from right now,

or I'll miss my egg retrieval window.

All right, people.

We got 36 hours to retrieve those eggs.

That's not how it works, Mark.

We've got 36 hours 'til the eggs hatch inside her.

- Still not it. - It's a shot,

a... a trigger shot, to prepare my eggs for retrieval.

And it came all the way from St. Louis,

and we'll never get another one in time.

Okay, so he sews, poops his pants,

- and wants a baby. - What?

- No. - What part?

All of it.

No, I think what's really going on here

is someone, somewhere in Port Wenn was injured.

And they broke in here for needle and thread,

bandages, and morphine to sew up some sort of wound.

But why rob the pharmacy?

Why not just go to the ER in Bar Harbor?

Or come to you? You're a doctor.

That is a great question.

- Thank you, Doctor. - My guess is,

they took your medicine by accident.

And the only real clue we have...

is the diapers.

Our thief may be adult,

male, and extra large.

Sally, who in town is over 65, over 200 pounds,

and is medicated for incontinence?

Old Man Collins.

Maybe we need to pay him a visit.

If he may have my meds, I'm coming with you!

Sorry, that was intense. Sorry.

I'm fine.

- Mm-hmm. - I'm fine.

- Hey, Eden. - Oh.

Ooh, nice shirt. So grown up.

Hey, listen, would you, uh, like to come to lunch tomorrow?

W... Wouldn't that be fun?

Did Martin put you up to this?

Uh, okay, yeah. He did.

I see. Lunch?

Because then we could, you know...

talk and get to know each other,

because...

both of us are important to Martin, so.

All right. Lunch.

Tomorrow. I bring my own cutlery.

Not surprised at all.

I don't understand. We were booked solid for lunch.

There's our lunch rush right there.

- There you go. - Thank you.

I can't believe this!

Sorry, guys, but you don't serve pizza.

Excuse me?

We have artisanal flatbreads.

Artisanal flatbreads. Do you hear yourself?

It's real Brooklyn pizza.

See, it says "authentic".

How would you all like to be authentically banned

from the Salty Breeze?

For life!

Hey, hey, hey. Sweetheart.

Quit hassling my customers.

- Your customers? - "Your customers"!

That's what we said.

Yeah, well, God forbid people

should have something different for once.

Bye-bye. Quick like a bunny.

Here you go, sweetheart.

- There you go. - I see you all.

- I... Frankie! - Irma.

Okay. All right.

- Come on. - Okay.

That woman is killing me.

She's likeMy Cousin Vinny meetsGodzilla.

- Oh, Elaine! - Hey.

Please tell me you're here for lunch.

Yeah, of course I am.

What is up with that pizza truck that's outside?

Can I have a cranberry juice, please?

- Yeah. - Extra large, extra large.

That devil woman outside has discovered that she can

park her truck next to our establishment

and sell her nasty garbage dirt pizza!

Ugh!

Well, you know, it smells nasty out there.

- Yes! - It does. All the fresh bread

and the... the sauce.

It's... Yuck, yuck, ugh.

Uh-huh. Honey, what's going on with you?

Why are you doing that? Why are you so squirmy?

It's nothing. I'm fine.

It might be a UTI, but I'm just gonna head it off.

So this feels good.

Have you talked to Doc Martin about your...

situation?

Oh, the burning vajayjay?

No, that's never gonna happen.

I think I'm just gonna, uh... just drink it away.

I'll just do some more cranberry juice.

- Okay. - I'll be good.

And... and the pizza.

Did it look nasty, too?

Talk about ew!

- Eww! - All of that melted cheese?

- Yes! - What is in that?

You know what I mean?

It's too much. She's doing too much.

No charge for that drink, honey.

Thank you so much. I love you guys.

What? Don't you glare at me like that.

Hey, hey, you. Curly. Yeah, yeah. I know you.

You're that Face of Port Wenn chick. Get over here. Come on.

Time is money. I saw you on the 'Grams.

I'm sorry, I don't speak Brooklyn.

That's funny. Listen,

how'd you like to help me expand my customer base?

I'll give you $500 to do a collab.

Hot chicks, hot slices. Come on!

You must be completely insane.

Are you completely insane?

- Are you completely insane? - No. I asked you that.

- All right, $1,500. - $1,500?

For half an hour of work!

High-end call girls don't make that much.

At least my sister didn't.

Look, don't be an idiot, all right?

$1,500. Boom, boom.

Sir, if you robbed the pharmacy,

if you're peeing your pants a little, it's no biggie.

If the medication I prescribed for bladder control

isn't working, then we need to try something new,

but robbery isn't the answer.

If you took my fertility meds by mistake,

please hand them over, I promise I won't be mad at you,

but I just... I called every pharmacy in Bar Harbor,

and nobody can help me, and I only have 33 hours left.

Y'all are a very high-strung bunch.

And I don't pee in my pants!

My shorts are dry as my skin.

Wait, so you didn't take the diapers?

No, I did. I saw the pharmacy's door broken open,

and I took the diaper, but I left money on the counter.

If you're not incontinent, then why are you taking diapers?

For my planters.

They retain the moisture from my begonias.

But I don't want to be seen buying them.

I'm still a single man, you know.

Respect. So you didn't take the morphine or the bandages?

Or my medication?

No idea what you're talking about.

Hello.

What?

All right, I'll be right there.

Wow! Okay, I don't want anybody to freak out.

I just got some news. There's been another robbery.

- What? - What?

We've been here 18 years and you walk up in here

with your door knockers and jorts

- thinking you own the place! - As if stealing our customers

wasn't enough, now you're stealing our booze!

Shut your face!

Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait, what's going on here?

Where's the robbery?

Someone looted The Salty Breeze!

"The Salty Breeze."

Should be called "The Salty Food."

Mark, tase this woman in her face right now!

George, you know I don't have a...

How could she rob you with all these witnesses out there

- watching her make pizza? - Oh, don't defend her, Doc.

Unless you've been chomping on

one of her little pepperoni slices like a traitor.

'Cause see, Martin, that's how the devil turns you.

With pizza.

George, too far. Sorry, Martin.

But if you have been eating her pizza,

then you are dead to us.

Just calm down. Mark, will you take this woman outside

- while I... - "Take this woman out..."

As if I don't have a name. It's Gina.

Gina Marie Afrigola.

Gina Marie Afrigola. Gina Marie Afrigola.

You are stressing me out!

- Are you okay? - Are you okay?

Would you get me out of here?

- Mm-hmm. - Thank you.

There. See?

She took two bottles of vodka, one bottle of rum.

And she hit our skeeter box.

- What's a skeeter box? - We have mosquito spray

and Benadryl cream for our guests to treat bites.

You will notice all three tubes of Benadryl are gone.

Why would she take alcohol and bug bite cream?

Because she's from Brooklyn.

- It's all she knows. - Greg, that's too far.

It's profiling.

You're right, I'm sorry.

But it's true.

What is it, Doc?

I think these robberies might be connected.

Connected how?

Someone took morphine from the pharmacy.

But some people are allergic to morphine.

And the thief couldn't hit the pharmacy again,

so they came here, took the Benadryl

to treat the allergy, and to get...

alcohol.

To dull the pain?

Well, why aren't they seeking professional care?

Hmm.

Hey. Hey, everybody.

I don't think it's Gina.

I looked around her truck and I didn't find anything,

- so we should probably just... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

What's that red dot on your chin?

Is it pizza sauce?

No!

No! Mark!

People, it's not Gina!

It's likely two people, one wounded.

Mark, we need to ask around the dock,

see if any fishermen were hurt or know anything.

Maybe there was, like, a brawl or something

that I didn't know about.

I can't be everywhere at once, okay?

I'm just a one-man police force with an outdated Android phone.

It must be so hard for you.

Oh! And by the way, Martin.

We didn't mean anything by our little joke this morning.

Oh, you didn't mean to have a laugh at my expense?

- Well... - No, we meant to.

But we thought that you would just...

I didn't.

- Collab? - Mm-hmm.

With the pizza lady? Would you really do that?

I don't know. It is so much money.

And if we're moving to New York, it...

- Yeah, but what about... - Greg and George. I know.

- I know. - But it could be good

for your career if you did some actual professional work.

But what about, you know...

my integrity? Ugh!

But Greg and George would understand.

They know that you're leaving, that you need money.

Yeah.

Yes.

They will totally understand that.

- Mm-hmm. - And forgive me.

- Yeah. You're right. - Yeah.

Okay.

- Thank you. - You good?

- Mm-hmm. - Okay. Okay.

No!

- No. No. - No to...

The home entertainment system is down.

- Right. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Okay. Get out of here! - Yeah.

- I love you, though. - Love you.

Thank you so much. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Good stuff.

I just can't stop thinking

that someone is in real trouble right now.

But I can't figure out who, where, or how to help them.

Okay. Let's talk it out.

All right. There's someone out there...

- Mm-hmm. - With an untreated wound

- and an allergy to morphine. - Uh-huh.

Okay, they need real medical attention,

but they don't wanna seem to go to a doctor.

Mmm. Or, none of this is related.

Someone broke into the pharmacy looking for drugs.

Someone else robbed The Salty Breeze looking for booze.

Hmm. Maybe you're right.

Could all be my imagination.

Mmm. It's still impressive how much you care, though.

And considering how they treated you

at the Salty Breeze, you know?

Yes, that was incredibly inappropriate.

- Mmm, mmm, mmm. - Mmm.

Um...

I want you to know that I...

I respect you...

very much.

And I respect you too, very much.

Mmm. Were you serious about moving back to Boston?

Possibly.

I mean, I don't think I'll ever really belong here.

Mmm. Yeah.

And then we can spend all of our time together.

What?

Where is...

What did they take?

Hey. What'd they get?

Forceps.

They took one of my long forceps.

Like these.

But why would they take something like that?

Because someone's trying to extract a bullet.

Mmm!

Authentic Brooklyn pizza,

served fresh from the parking lot.

Ooh...

Laine, you all right?

- Yeah. - You're supposed to look like

you love my pizza, not like you're swallowing knives.

Yeah, yeah, I got you. Let's just do it again.

- Let's do it one more time. Yep. - One more time.

- I'm fine. Yep. Yeah. - One more time. One more time.

- Let's do it. Great. Good note. - Okay. All right.

Okay, and... action!

Mmm!

Authentic Brooklyn pizza,

served fresh from the parking lot.

I'm sorry.

- Is my pizza electrocuting you? - Oh, my God.

My vajayjay knows this is wrong. It's setting me on fire.

I have to stop. I have to stop. I...

Elaine "Judas" Denton.

No, I... sorry. You're not supposed to see this.

What in the Port Wenn follies are you doing?

You traitor!

Please, just go back to bed.

I will never sleep again.

I'm so sorry. I was just doing it for the money.

How much did she offer you, huh?

How much for the price of your soul?

It's like $1,500.

- Oh, okay. - Wow, that's a lot.

Well, that's not nothing... but Elaine!

$1,500.

You think I'm paying 1,500 smackers for this goon show?

No way, Jose. No way, Jose. No way, Jose.

You see how she just turned on you?

- You see? - You see what you aligned with?

You understand that we're going to New York?

You're dimming your light for $1500.

- She just said that. - No, babe, don't...

What is wrong with you?

Okay, I need to go.

So, someone has been shot, but they're still alive.

And this is our hypothetical patient.

And the thief is trying to save them.

And the thief has, like, a big old head like this.

It's just a representation, Mark, okay?

And what makes you think the patient has been shot?

- Forceps. - Okay.

They're trying to dig out the bullet with forceps,

but they're not seeking medical attention,

because hospitals have to report gunshot wounds.

Damn, you're right. It's someone who does crimes,

But, like, for a living.

And asking for help is a risk

- they can't afford to take. - Correct.

I also discovered the thief took

an albuterol inhaler, like this one.

Ooh.

Why are you both going, ooh?

Not sure. It just felt like something

- I was supposed to do. - Me too.

All right.

Now, the patient is obviously

struggling to breathe. Now, it could be asthma,

or it could be a gradual loss of lung function,

which they're mistaking for asthma.

- Ooh. - Stop with the ooh-ing.

There's no reason to ooh, okay?

The bullet may have actually nicked the lung.

And if I'm correct, soon the patient won't

be able to breathe at all.

Hot damn, Doc. You are either the most

brilliant medical detective ever,

or you're seriously delusional and you need professional help.

- Thank you, Mark. - Look at the three of us,

working together like Sherlock and Holmes,

banding together to combat a crime wave.

After everything that we've been through,

the three of us, it seriously warms my heart.

- It is nice. - I concur.

But right now, we need to find these people.

Right. Okay, stat.

Louisa, how much time do we got left on the clock?

Uh... Uh, ten hours left.

We're gonna make it.

Ten hours left till we gotta get you knocked up.

That's not exactly... No.

How long does the patient have?

I-I don't know. I...

But we need to find them,

and I don't know where to look.

Hey.

- What do you want, Bert? - I...

I just wanna say I'm really sorry,

you know, about our joke.

We... we thought it'd be a fun way to, you know...

What, to embarrass me? How mature.

Look, I don't have time for your nonsense right now.

I'm a doctor, and I'm trying to save a life.

Greg, what are you doing here?

I...

I need to speak with someone, because I...

I think Gina's a killer.

Oh.

So sorry about the tarp.

I finally got the house paid off,

and then had a little unexpected remodeling.

Oh, look. You did bring your own cutlery.

Well, that's not too creepy.

Oh, and I... I did bring... I... I brought wine, too.

I... you know, I thought it might help.

I thought the same thing.

Better safe than sorry.

You know what I would say?

I would say this is going surprisingly well.

And to be honest, I was dreading this.

Not as much as me.

Oh, cheers, cheers, cheers. Mm.

Mm.

I am so sorry. I do hiccup,

if I've had more than one glass of...

Well, you've definitely had more than one.

You and I have a lot in common.

- We do? - Yes.

We are both hard-working women, running our own businesses

in a male-dominated industry,

and we won't let anyone or anything stop us.

And we both love Martin.

Yeah, that is another thing we do have in common.

- Yeah. - Oh, it is just...

Try putting your arms up over your head,

and then gulp five times. Real big.

Like, big gulp.

Trust me, when Martin moves to Boston,

I'll be sure to tell him he can come back

and visit from time to time. And you can come visit,

whenever you'd like.

What?

Well, when Martin rehabs from his blood phobia,

and he gets back to his real life, you know,

- in surgery in Boston. - His real life?

Oh, my God... Wow.

I am cured. Thank you.

Why don't you pour me another?

- Love to. - Mm.

I mean, you didn't honestly think that he would stay here,

in Port Wenn, forever.

Actually, I kind of did.

- Oh. - But, you know...

Things change.

There was a time, not too long ago,

when I was pretty sure that Martin and Louisa

were gonna be together...

forever.

Uh, pardon? What was that?

Well, you know, the big ol' kiss.

Everybody was talking about it.

But I guess things have changed.

Haven't they?

No, no, no, no, I have proof now.

I went out to talk to her, but she didn't see me.

And she was muttering to herself,

and she said it again and again.

- She said what? - She said, oh, God.

Oh, God. I shot him. I shot him.

She must have said it 30 times.

I shot him.

Another slice of cheese, please.

Cheese, please. Cheese, please.

Cheese, please. Cheese, please...

Or maybe you'd like a hot dog instead.

Because what's better than Brooklyn pizza?

Authentic Brooklyn hot dogs.

Come and get them.

Hot dogs.

How dare you, infringing on my business?

Oh, you infringed first.

Do you have a license to operate a food cart?

Do you have a license to be awful?

Oh, this is actually delicious.

Delicious? Delicious?

Hey, hey, uh, half off, all slices.

Yeah, over here. That's right.

How do ya like me now, lobster boy?

- Come on. - No charge for hot dogs!

- What... - Free food! Free food!

No charge for hot dogs.

Hey, how about no charge for pizza?

- Free. Free! - Free hot dogs.

There you go. Hi.

- Free food. - Hot dogs.

- At no charge. - Free hot dogs!

Free pizza. Hot dogs.

It's all good, thanks for taking that.

- Hot dogs. How you doing? - Free hot dogs!

- Hot dogs. - Here we go.

Free hot dog!

Hot dogs. Hot dogs. Hot dogs. That's hot dogs.

Hey there, Gina. Hi. Hey.

We need to ask you some questions right now.

Right now. Right now. Right now.

Oh, wait. Wait. This woman's not okay.

Louisa, will you help me get her inside?

- Gina, you come with me. - Hi.

Hey, here we go. Here we go.

Yeah, here we go. Here we go. Here we go...

Well, we've got hot dogs back to $5.

That feels exploitative.

Oh, go cry to your little pizza friend, Irma.

I mean, that's... I got $20 hot dogs for you.

- $20 for a hot dog... - No. No. No.

You are not bringing her in here.

- Get her out of here! - Greg.

- Get her out of here. - Stand down.

- Get her out of here... - Gina, I need you to

do something for me. I need you to

give me 20 jumping jacks.

- Yes. You can do it. Come on. - Get her out of here.

Get her out of here. Get her out of here.

What is going on?

He's making her exercise?

As punishment, make her do 30 crunches next stop.

And lunges. Death lunges.

Okay. Okay. I think you can stop.

- Is that a little bit better? - Yeah.

Good. Okay. Let's sit down.

- I'll get her some water. - Okay. Thank you.

It's okay. Just keep breathing.

How long have you been repeating what you hear?

It comes and goes.

When I was a kid, I failed math.

When my mom left.

When I divorced Charlie, that jerk.

And then it went away.

- Until? - Until I got here.

My dad died.

And my brothers, they took over the shop.

And I didn't want to stick around and watch

those two stunods run it into the ground, you know?

So I thought I'd start a food truck.

Go somewhere nice.

But who knew that these two,

the black guy and the old lady,

would make me so crazy.

The echo came back.

I think the stress of this situation

is exacerbating what I would guess is latent echolalia.

- Echolalia. - It's a symptom of Tourette's.

A symptom of Tourette's... I'm not repeating.

I'm just surprised.

It has different symptoms for different people.

But how well you improve during exercise

tells me a lot. And that it's returning now,

when you're under stress, is consistent with Tourette's.

This war needs to stop.

You are jeopardizing

the mental health of this woman, not to mention

acting like giant babies.

Gina, this diagnosis

does not define you.

Right? With treatment, therapy, medication,

you can lead a full life.

Right? Unencumbered by your condition.

Listen.

I'm sorry.

We're sorry.

We didn't realize you were suffering.

Hey.

Is that tomato sauce?

Is that mustard?

Guys, Brooklyn is awesome.

- True. - Okay. Okay.

So if it's okay, maybe we can talk about her

- shooting someone now? - Yes, right. Sorry.

Now, Gina, you were heard earlier muttering to yourself

- saying, I shot him. - Yeah.

But you didn't shoot anyone, did you?

You overheard someone saying it, and you were just repeating it.

Well, I thought I'd go for a walk

in those crazy woods you have.

But I got lost, for hours.

And who did you see? I mean, where were they?

Well, it was getting dark. And then I saw this

dinky little cabin in the woods.

And then out of nowhere, I hear someone yell,

"Oh, God, I shot him!"

But I did not want to get involved.

I do not like cops, you know?

- Not like you. Real cops. - Yeah, okay.

So I ran like a bat out of hell, and then I was home,

And I just kept hearing those words like a loop in my head.

And then it stressed me out, you know?

- Someone's in trouble! - It's okay.

Now, where were you exactly when you heard this?

Heard this? I don't know. I don't know.

Somewhere with trees.

Hey, Gina, you have poison ivy on your knees.

Huh? Uh...

Oh, I got Tourette's and poison ivy?

Oh, this...

This place is really magical, you know?

It's unusual to get it on your knees.

Were you crawling through bushes or lying down in the?

- Oh, my God. - Oh, my God.

- What is it? - What is it?

I know exactly where she was walking in the woods.

She knows exactly where she was walking in the woods.

Martin? Martin, I need to talk with you.

Elaine, are you okay?

Yes. Yep.

Yeah, I'm fine.

No, no. Ah!

Oh, my God. My vagina is incinerating my panties.

Okay, well, your vagina should not be doing that.

- Let me examine you. - No!

Don't jeopardize your health because you dislike me.

But I dislike you so much.

Okay.

- Into the exam room. Let's go. - I... I just.

- Come on. Here we go. - I...

- Come on. Up we go. - Yeah. Okay. Yeah. It's time.

- It's time. - Okay.

- Oh, God. - Yeah.

Yeah. It's time. It's time.

Well, I think you were right.

It is a UTI and a very, very bad one.

Ugh. Ugh.

You're going to be fine.

I'm going to call in a prescription

to Sally right now and you can pick it up on your way home

to a nice hot bath and a good night's sleep.

Okay. Uh.

- Thanks. - Mm.

Okay.

You have been very nice.

It was weird.

I have my moments.

Now, um.

Do you have any idea where Martin is right now?

Ma... I... Um...

Yeah. I think Al saw Doc and Louisa, like, running off

into the woods together tonight, something.

Saw... saw them running off into the woods together?

Yeah. I think it was Nibbler's Trail or...

- Mm-mm. Mm-mm. No. No. - Which is this...

- Mm-mm. Nope. No. - Oh. Uh-oh. Oh, no, no.

Uh-oh.

Yep. Classic Nibbler's Trail.

Poison ivy all along the upside of the hill,

gets everybody's knees.

Are there cabins here?

See, I had some old hunting cottages.

Maybe we should split up to cover more ground.

Like, I'll go this way.

You guys can just divide and conquer

when you get to the cliffs.

Okay.

Okay.

So, um...

how are you feeling about the whole blood prank thing?

I mean, you seemed pretty upset.

I don't like teasing.

Or pranks.

My parents used to tease us.

They thought they were being clever, but they weren't.

My cousin, Frances, when she had to wear a bandage

on half her face for a whole year,

we called her Frantom of the Opera.

- That's not funny. - It was kind of funny.

Were you, uh, teased by the other kids

in school when you were little?

Yes. I mean, granted, I was a smug little jerk.

But still, there's nothing funny about it to me.

Yeah, that must have been very painful,

but you can see how this is a little bit different, right?

No. I can't. It's not different. What do you mean?

Well, you did just tell everybody

about your blood phobia,

which is surprising and... and odd,

you know, especially for the town doctor.

And they didn't reject you or run you out of town.

They just... they chose to tease you a little bit,

you know, instead to break the tension.

Well, whatever it was, I didn't like it.

It was their way of saying,

"We accept you. You're one of us. And you belong here."

Hm.

You know what?

I didn't see it that way.

I know.

It's okay.

Martin?

Martin? Martin?

Oh, I found you.

- Eden, what are you? - Oh, Martin, I'll be.

I made it. Hi, hi, hi, hi, hi.

Oh.

I just thought I'd come and help.

Yeah.

I did snag my blouse on a... on a bush, though.

And then there were the mosquitoes.

How are you guys doing? How is everything here?

You hiked all the way here?

Yeah. Yeah, I wanted to join the search party.

I mean, how could I not, being a doctor?

You know, Martin and I are... are both doctors.

- I know. - So we're very compatible.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, right, honey?

- Yep, both doctors. - Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm.

Guys, guys, follow my voice.

I see it. I see it.

- Okay, we got to go. - Okay, go, go, go.

- Oh, watch your knees. - Okay.

You can't tell our parents. We're not supposed to be here.

Nobody can know. We'll get in so much trouble.

Are you okay?

Yes.

I can do this.

We're supposed to be in Vermont on a field trip,

but we stuck away for a weekend together.

Kyle took his dad's hunting rifle,

and he was going to show me

how to hunt rabbits and squirrels.

But then the gun went off. And when he...

You in too much pain to be moved?

I read up a lot online, like medical stuff.

And I was trying to figure out how to...

Yeah, you were trying to extract the bullet.

- But I couldn't get it. - Mm-hm.

And then Kyle had, like, an asthma attack,

but he didn't bring his inhaler.

- It's Okay. - Kyle is not having

an asthma attack, his lung's deflated.

You must have punctured it when you were stitching him up.

- Oh, God. - The best is here.

Collapsed lungs created pressure in the chest cavity

which could stop his heart.

We need to act now.

- Martin, close your eyes. - Mm-hmm.

Okay? Breathe with me.

Slowly in.

Slowly out.

I got it.

Wait, are you sure about this because I watched this TikTok

- and it's... - Shut up.

That's right. Up at the top of the ridge.

Yeah, has the Life Flight seen us yet?

I don't see a chopper.

We're just south of the stream. Yeah.

He's going to be all right, right, Martin?

Yeah, he'll still be an idiot, but he'll live, okay?

We need to get him to the hospital.

Antibiotics immediately.

Hey, Life Flight's going to be here any second.

- Everybody okay? - Yeah, okay.

Yeah.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

That's my medication.

It's right there. It's right there.

Um, and I have to take it right now.

- Okay. Okay. Okay. - Oh, my God.

I got it.

- It's right there. Okay. - Mm-hmm.

- You got it. - All right.

- Um. - You got it?

Yeah, yeah. I've got this.

You can just take, uh, your shirt up a little bit.

- Okay. Um... - Okay.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Uh...

Um, I don't...

I don't know if I want to do this anymore.

I mean, maybe this was, you know, all a sign.

You know, maybe I shouldn't do this.

Maybe I'm... maybe I'm not... I'm not...

Maybe I'm not meant to be a mother.

Maybe I'm not meant to be a mother. I...

Forget it. Forget it. Forget it. I don't want to do it anymore.

- Louisa, look at me. - Forget it.

Look at me. Look at me now.

You've been planning, saving, and working

towards this moment for months, okay?

- I know. I know. I know. I know. - Look at me.

I...

Don't worry about the future.

Don't worry about anything else, okay?

Okay.

I know how much you want this.

And I promise you it's going to be okay, okay?

- Okay. - It's going to be okay.

Okay.

- It's going to be okay. - Come on. We could do this.

- Okay. - We got you. We got you.

- Okay. - All right?

- Are you ready? - Yeah.

- Okay. - Okay. Okay. Okay. Do it now.

Yeah.

Done.

- That's it? - Mm-hmm.

- Hey. Hey, go us. - We did it.

That's the chopper.

That's the chopper. Hey, that's the Life Flight.

You're going to be okay, bud. You're going to be okay.

All right. All right.

Get out of here.

Aren't they the cutest together?

No.

And Gina relocated her truck to the Legion Hall parking lot.

But I nicely helped her pack up

and gave her a bottle of wine as an apology.

Good.

This was not you at your best.

No, it was not. We should be very ashamed.

What's that on your shirt?

Tomato sauce?

Gregory Wilhelmina Garrison.

Elaine! Cranberry juice?

Oh, no, no. I have recovered.

- Ginger ale, please. - Ooh.

And...

Sarah, how was your lunch with Eden?

Didn't go well?

That would be a no.

Did you know that she plans on taking him back

to Boston forever?

- Why? - What? Now?

Hm.

What?

I feel weird saying it, but...

she was actually nice to me yesterday.

Don't go soft on me, Elaine.

It just makes me wonder, you know?

He has been here for a while now.

And he doesn't seem like he totally gets us,

so I... I don't know.

Maybe he's supposed to be with her.

Nope. Not a chance.

He's Port Wenn through and through,

whether he knows it or not.

I will not give up hope.

- Later, everybody. - Later.

Sarah, you don't want this coffee?

No, I don't.

- Buzz kill. - I know.

What the hell?

Who would do something like that?

Good morning, Bert. I got you a coffee.

Have a nice day.