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Presented by IM PIctures

Produced by PoPcorn Film

Producer HAN Seong-gu

There once lived a mean cuckoo guy named Young-Dal.

His wife died giving birth to their daughter ll-mae.

Since then, it was my mother who breast fed her and raised her.

From our birth on, she was my destined partner who stole half of my milk.

That's how my first love began.

Crazy First Love

Teacher, can we stay closer?

You punks! keep your distance!

You all are a bunch of animals with too much testosterone.

Tes... what? What's that?

Joo,Young-dal must keep his words with Sohn Tae-il!

My dear ladies!

You all know me, right?

Sophomore at kang High School Class 7, number 58

SOHN Tae-il!!

Promises are supposed to be kept

Especially, words from a teacher who is a role model!

How can he break his promise?

At this moment,

In the presence of Buddha, Jesus and all other Gods in the world,

I accuse Mr. JOO Young-dal,

a teacher at kang High, of breaking his solemn promise!

1 0 years ago,

our teacher Mr. JOO promised me,

"Just wait tll you have some hairs on your balls!

When that happens, you can marry my daughter ll-mae!"

Il-mae! My pubic hair started growing when I was thirteen!

So, I ran to your dad right away.

"Look! I have the pubic hair

Now, hand over ll-mae like you promised!"

But what did you say? Teacher?

"That's not it!

It's just hair attached to your body. You wanna see my real ones?"

Fine. Let's just say it was just hair.

But now, tell me what covers me down there.

You wanna call them a bunch of black threads?

Teacher, do you wanna check it out?

Show us! Show us!

Il-mae! Look!

Do they look like threads to you?

Testosterone is a type of male hormone...

that can turn a normal kid like Tae-il

into a wild animal in a snap!

- Ready? - Ready.

Let's go!

What the...?

- Boss! - Kneel down!

Was it you that broke into my territory and beat up

my boys in open daylight? and beat up my boys?

What do you want?

I'm a righteous warrior!

You little shit.

You're from kang High?

So am l. Is that why you're here?

Cut the bullshit. Are you gonna take me in or not?

Are you gonna take me in or not?

How's Mr. JOO

Why the hell did you bring up his name?

Stay still!

Teacher, what's happening to our school?

I'm a gangster now, but I graduated high school though.

Teach them a lesson! Especially that curly hair!

48th year class Byun, kang-chul!

Yes, sir.

Get down!

What?

Because of little shits like you these kids wanna be gangsters.

Listen! Urgent news!

- Tae-il from kang High... - What about him?

He went to the boss of the market area and asked him to take him in.

- For real? - But the boss told ll-mae's dad on him

and now he's getting his ass whipped.

Pants down!

On your stomach!

Do you guys hear my heart?

It's crying out in pain.

Ouch! Ouch!

If my heart hurts this much, then how would your parents feel?

Right, Tae-il?

You haven't changed a bit sir. I'm so happy to see you again.

Your mother works so hard selling fish at the marketplace to...

Feed me and to send me to school. So what?

You little brat!

Are you giving me dirty look during my admonition?

You wanna lose your eyes?

Sir, I apologize.

Even an animal like a crow appreciates the love of its parents.

Then what bird are you, teacher? You didn't keep your words.

What did you say?

You think I sold fish at the market to make you a gang?

Il-mae! What did you eat to grow?

Milk.

What kind of milk? Cow milk?

No. Your breast milk.

After all I've done for you, how could you seduce my son?

Ma'am, you got it wrong. Il-mae didn't do anything.

She ruined my boy's life...

Go inside.

Teacher, why don't you just expel him from school?

He's only causing more trouble staying in school...

Look at me. You can't even look at me.

Pretty embarrassing, huh?

Face is busted by a gang and ass is whipped by my dad,

and your back is beaten by your mother.

Let me see your back!

Why do you live like this?

I'm gonna show him...

how his unkept promise brings me down.

You're crazy!

What am I supposed to do?

You rank in top 3,000 nationwide but I'm not even in top 300,000.

And everyday, you get prettier and I get uglier.

You're slipping away from me and... Shit!

There's nothing I can do

What am I supposed to do with you?

Shut up! Stop whining!

...even when you're angry, you look beautiful.

What?

When I think of your pretty face, I can't control myself!

I can't sleep nor eat!

When I open a book, the words turn into your face!

You're so goddamn pretty and my body is boiling with hot blood.

What am I supposed to do?

I've never seen a student as unruly as Sohn Tae-il.

And what's wores is that our naive students worship him,

and it'll keep creating someone just like him.

it's tme to pull out our swords and eliminate the bad wolf!

We agree with you, Mr. Principal.

Let's hear from his homeroom teacher.

Every teenager has a bit of wolf within himself.

To achieve peace in our school, we should take this chance

to emasculate them all! Even the sheepish kids!

Testosterone!!

Teacher, you'll pick a husband for ll-mae through open contest?

For real? Awesome!

Shit!

Teacher! Isn't she Tae-il's girl?

Since he entered high school, suspended from school 3 tmes!

Disciplinary confinement 7 tmes! Lewdness in public

Intoxication, unlawful entry and attempted kidnapping

Plus, he's in the bottom with an lQ of 148 and

preoccupied with joining a gangster.

If you were in my shoes, would you give your daughter to him?

No way!

Teacher! What are the requirements?

Requirements? It can be anyone

Just improve your scores up to my daughter's.

The day you bring me your report card,

you will marry my daughter. Understood?

Yes, sir!

Yes? You got a question?

As a man to man! One on one!

Are you challenging me?

Why? You scared?

Where are you going? You challenged me!

Here I come!

You little punk!

You're nothing!

You can't even swing one punch.

How dare you want my daughter?

- Teacher! - I'm here.

- Teacher! - That's water.

I'd rather die with you than lose her to someone.

You are unbelievable

You said you're gonna be a fisherman, but can't even swim!

You're hopeless!

Teacher, what do I have to do?

Please tell me what I have to do.

to beat 300,000 kids in 2 years.

Please tell me!

Give it up!

I'll die if you ask me to die Please tell me!

It won't happen to someone like you

Teacher, please tell me!

I said, it won't

It's impossible! Impossible!

Ouch! What are you hitting me? It stings!

Sleep only 3 hours a day.

Then, in 3 days, you will nosebleed.

If you nosebleed everyday tll you graduate,

Then my girl will be yours. I guarantee!

Teacher, I'll nosebleed everyday.

Il-mae is mine.

You can't give her to anybody else. Ok? Dad?

I got it.

Gees... You're so heavy.

You see the spot I'm on

Marked with white paint?

Yes, teacher!

This is the spot,

where you freshmen's proud 6 year senior SOHN Tae-il fell down

bleeding from both nostrils with college exam scores in his hand.

That's when I found out a man can survive

way too much nosebleeding.

You all know the proud tradition of our kang High, right?

Yes, sir!

Say it!

One! We don't have guidance department!

And?

One! We're the worst enemy of the Red Cross!

That's how it happened!

When Tae-il made top 3,000,

and got early accepted to Seoul National University,

our principal said to the Department of Education,

"Our students study so hard and nosebleed everyday,

they don't have any blood to donate!

From now on, kang High is the worst enemy of the Red Cross!"

Goddamn persistent kid! Wores than a leech!

Father in-law!

Let's set the wredding date... dad?

First, go to college.

Welcome! Welcome! This is Seoul National University!

My school!

I got into the law school, like you told me to.

So, let me marry her now!

Il-mae's college expels students who get married before graduating.

You're joking, right?

What are you doing? Where are you going?

Now I'm in a law school, he's gonna ask me to pass the bar exam,

Then finish the judicial trainings And after that,

who knows what excuse he's gonna come up with.

SOHN Tae-il!! Stop right there!

Where are we going?

Let's do it! Let's make a baby!

Are you crazy?

What?

I can't betray my dad like that!

What about me, then?

Math workbook pg.21 6, #14-8!

What are all critical points, if there are any, of a function

where k(t) equals to one divide by the square root of "t" minus

squared positive one?

Answer!

its critical point is (0, 1 ).

Buddha, the God of Mercy...

Name, SOHN Tae-il!

Il-mae!

Il-mae!

Is he ok?

Exactly then, you know what your father said to me?

"C'mon, Tae-il! Just a bit more!"

What am l? His slave?

If I keep listening to your dad, then I'm gonna die as a virgin!

Let's go in! What the...!

You kidnap my daughter in open daylight?

You crazy punk!

We're gonna have a baby first.

Have what?

Dad! Tae-il!

Stop right there! You little shit.

You think you can run away?

Kneel down!

Release him.

We have laws in this country! You think you can get away with

abduction and physical assault?

I've lived well without any laws.

You piece of shit didn't pass the bar exam yet, so what the hell do you know about the law?

This is your mother in law. Give her a bow.

Mom! Look how bad he's treating one and only son in law.

If she were alive, she'd be in her early 40's

But I only remember her as a high school girl who likes fast food.

You mean...

That's right.

We both were in high school when she got pregnant.

I don't like you! No, I fear you!

You're just like how I used to be.

You don't know anything about her. About her pain and suffering...

What you see is all you know. Is that real love?

Bull shit!

You're just pleasing youreslf.

Look at me!

I loved ll-mae's mom to death...

but she was gone at 1 8!

If you really love her, then you have to know how to protect her!

Tae-il!

Yes, sir!

Il-mae isn't going anywhere.

I swear I'll keep her safe.

So, can she stay with me just a little longer?

Can you please leave her with me just a little longer?

Teacher...

I'll protect her!

Up until I graduate and pass the bar exam,

I won't even touch her hair!

Thanks.

Kiss... I'll allow kissing.

Nonsense! If I kiss her, then I'd wanna touch her boobs.

And if I touch her boobs, then I'll cross the line that I must not cross.

Until the day you give ll-mae's hand to me, I'll keep her intact, and virgin!

Tae-il!

What a lie!

She is a slut.

She slept with me a lot when she's in high school.

She wasn't even a virgin when we first had sex.

She already had abortions, even five tmes!

And her tube got so damaged that she can't even have a baby.

How do you know her so well?

How? She's my first love and so am I to her.

Out my window, I can see ll-mae's room well.

That's my room.

Well done, Tae-il.

I protect my girl, sir!

Il-mae, I had a really good time tonight.

I'm sorry about...

That's ok. Your friend Tae-il always adds thrill to our date.

I don't see him.

Tae-il! You!!

Shit!

I'm gonna get wrinkled and die as a virgin without kissing a man

Why don't you go for Tae-il?

Tae-il?

Do you really love me?

If you really love me, if you can hear my heart,

then please look at me.

Stop that gibberish.

You really gonna be like this?

You're an animal with too much testosterone!

Patience!

Other boys? I hooked up Yonsei University boys

with girls from sookmyung University.

Only Ewha girls here!

I'm the only one who stands up to pee.

So no need to worry, sir!

How do you manage to prepare for the bar exam?

I brought everything with me.

I'm confident in memoriZing with my lQ, I gotta go, bye!

How do you say "Eat it while it's warm" in local dialect?

Slurp it while it's hot. Slurp it while it's hot.

Let's see, where is ll-mae's cold medicine?

It's her shampoo, snacks.

Where is it? Oh, here it is.

Hello! It's time for my girl to take her medicine!

Il-mae!

She went swimming with a boy she met in the lobby.

I can't even leave her alone for 2 seconds!

Don't you think it's way too much sexy?

Not at all. I have to knock him.

out with one punch!

Il-mae! JOO ll-mae!

SOHN Tae-il! Let's see who's gonna win this time!

Where is that bastard?

What... what are you doing?

Thanks, Tae-il.

For... for what?

For looking after me tll now. You don't have to do it anymore.

This is our last trip of our college years.

I want to make a memorable moment

with you! Right now!

Here?

Tae-il.

Teacher, please forgive me!

Wake up!

Too much testosterone!

Cover up youreslf well before you come out.

Stop right there!

I can't move anyway.

Tae-il, if you walk out on me now then it's over.

You might never see me again!

Do you hear me?

Calm down and come out! After giving you your medication,

I've got a lot to study tonight!

You fool! What's so important about that stupid promise?

I need you... right now...

There might not be next tme... Stupid...

- Are you telling the truth? - Yes, sir!

You finally did it!

Everyone! Tae-il passed the level1 bar exam.

Sir, ll-mae is really mine, right?

Of coures! She's all yours!

Where are you? Are you with her?

My whereabouts is a top secret.

I'm preparing a present for her.

Ouch... Be careful, will you?

Alright. We're giving you a cool finishing stitches.

We can't stitch it up like this. Relax, will you?

Relax!

What's that sound? Did you get into a fight? Are you hurt?

No, I'm fine. Teacher, ll-mae is mine, right?

Everyone, bow to our teacher!

We welcome you, sir.

Teacher!

Tae-il!

Tae-il!

Why are you crying on this happy day?

- Then why are you crying? - Because I'm so proud of you!

How much did you nosebleed this tme?

Not too much. Only about a bucket this big... 2 of it...

You did well.

C'mon. Get up.

So, where is your bride?

My bride?

Yes, your bride!

Of coures! My bride just got off work.

So my bride should be here soon.

Oh, I see...

you're already getting excited just thinking about her, huh?

Teacher! Please, don't touch it.

Don't be shy.

She's here!

Hello?

Tae-il... What are you doing?

Tae-il!

Congratulations! Tae-il passed level 1 bar exam

Did you really?

JOO ll-mae! How lonely you've been, spending so many nights,

all by youreslf! Open it.

This is my heart. From now on, I'll breathe if you tell me to breathe,

And I'll stop if you tell me to stop.

Stupid! You're so stupid!

Stupid! Stupid!

Teacher!

Teacher!

Dad!

- For Tae-il! - For Tae-il!

Always wait for your return... your apartment!

I call you because I miss you! And I hear your lovely voice...

Stop!

This is the happiest day in my life

since the birth of my daughter ll-mae!

Since we're in full swing of celebration,

Iet's have the engagement ceremony for SOHN Tae-il

and JOO ll-mae right now!

Dad!

Yes?

I wanna get married!

Sure! I'm so proud of Tae-il, my SOHN in law!

It's not Tae-il!