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How can all of the f**king cameras stop working at the same time?

Ah, finally!

Did you not hear me knock?

You're probably wondering how I got here.

It all started with being selected for a new VXN game show.

It was sold to us as this dating type show.

A bunch of singles in a house,

getting to know each other,

etc, etc.

I've always wanted to be on a show like this.

I'd have my own plan on how to have the most fun,

be the most memorable contestant,

and walk away with a career in reality TV.

Basically, just looking as hot as ever and f**king everything that moved.

I'd like to officially welcome you all to the first season of KIYP.

You're probably wondering what a weird title that is,

right?

Um, any guesses?

No?

Okay.

I'll just go ahead and tell you.

It means...

Keep it...

No.

In...

Your...

F**k no.

Pen.

No!

No!

It was one of those f**king shows.

No f**king.

No f**king.

No f**king.

No f**king.

No f**king.

You can't stay in there forever!

And if you did, you're kicked out of the house.

And as such, I shut down.

The producers anticipating this,

decided to play a game of chicken with us.

They figured, eventually,

we'd come out of our shells and play their bullshit game.

And eventually, they did.

Emphasis on they.

Manna, please put on your microphone.

I couldn't get over the disappointment.

My dreams shattered in one fell swoop.

Manna, please join everyone in the commentary.

How would you react?

And then, it hit me.

What if they couldn't see us for a while?

And when they did see us again,

we'd be breaking the rules all at the same time.

What were they going to do?

Kick us all out?

What?

Well, that's a start.

Let's

do it.

I know.

I know.

Thanks so much.

Bye.

Oh, oh.

Bye.

That is fucking good.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Shit, fuck your life.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

This is the second one,

this is the second one.

Oh, my God.

I'm a chip.

I'm a chip.

Oh,

my God.

Oh, fuck, baby.

Oh, shoot.

Oh,

dude.

Let's see, here, watch...

I can't believe it...

Oh, fuck, oh fuck, I can't believe it!

Oh, fuck, yeah, comes in there.

Oh, fuck.

Oh my God...

Oh my God...

Oh...

Oh my God...

If you wanted...

Oh my gosh...

Oh my gosh...

Oh my gosh...

Yes, here you go.

Yes, oh shit.

Yes!

Oh my gosh, fuck yes!

Oh, Oh.

Good, fight.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, Jay, oh, my God, yes.

Oh, yes.

Yeah.

I'm sorry.

Yes.

Yes yes yes yes.

Yes yes yes yes.

Yes.

What's the theory?

Ah.

Yes.

Oh.

What?

It's so cute.

Yeah, yeah.

Oh.

Come on.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh, no.

Oh, no.

Yes, yes, please.

Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, thank you, that's nice.

Oh, yeah.

Awesome, awesome.

Uh... oh...

Uh...

Mmm...

Mmm...

Yeah...

Yeah...

Oh, that's good.

Oh, fuck.

Yeah...

Uh...

Bye...

Bye...

Bye...

Uh...

Oh, yes...

Oh no!

I hate

you.

Yes, there you go.

Rune!

Oh, yeah!

I'm sorry!

Yes!

Yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, yes!

Oh, no!

Yes, yes!

Oh, no!

No, no!

Oh,

I want to see what everyone feels like in this moment.

Oh my god, I want to get caught.

Oh my god, I want to get caught.

Oh my god, let me hear out.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Hi, hello, I want to get the audio.

Oh my god, oh my god.

Oh

my god, look at me taking a little fucking shot.

Bye!

Yes!

Yes!

Yes!

Bye!

Yes!

Bye!

Yes!

Bye!

Yes!

Oy and railing with her.

Aww, frr, wow, yes...

How was it?

Hey, you are.

Oh, you're right!

Oh, yeah!

Oh, my God!

Boy!

Yes!

Oh, oh!

Oh, oh!

Oh,

oh!

Yeah!

Oh, oh!

Oh, it's so cute!

What are you doing?

Oh, it's so cute.

Oh, it's so cute.

First with my hands...

Oh so?

Oh, my God!

Holy shit!

Holy shit, man!

Oh, my God!

Fuck!

Oh, my God!

Holy shit!

Holy shit!

Oh, fuck...

Oh, fuck!

Hello, this is the third sentence.

I don't know why.

Here she is, here she is,

here she is.

Holy so nossa.

The third sentence is the third sentence.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, that's so fucking good.

Oh my god.

Oh,

fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

I'm sorry.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yeah...

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh.

Oh!

Oh!

My

!

Yes!

Oh, fuck!

Oh

my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

Oh, my...

Holy...

Fuck!

Fuck!

Oh, shit!

Fuck!

Spike.

Spike.

Spike.

Oh my god.

Oh,

my God.

You are so strong.

Do you want to do it?

Right there.

Right there i have.

Right there.

Oh shit!

Oh my god.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh, my God.

Oh, shit.

Oh my god...

Oh shit.

Ah, oh shit, oh my god.

Oh fuck, you're some shit.

Yeah!

I'm so sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Yeah, I'm sorry.

Oh, we won't have fucking coffee.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, oh, shit.

Oh,

yeah.

And this is the second one.